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| 24.3334 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON | Time out, this is the real world | Wed Jul 01 1992 14:20 | 7 | 
|  |     
    My father used to have a nice plate - I wish he hadn't sold it as it
    would have suited me kinda well (and no, it wasn't insulting).
    
    It was '21 TD' (or the other way around).
    
    -Tony (Dallison 21yrs old al la 21 TD)
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| 24.3335 |  | VOGON::KAPPLER | Spontaneity is fine in it's place.... | Thu Jul 02 1992 08:56 | 7 | 
|  |     This morning I saw A 7 VNE, with the 7 doctored so that half the top
    horizontal was missing and the vertical stroke intersected with the top
    of the V to read ANNE.
    
    Ought to be banned for life.
    
    JK
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| 24.3336 | Skilled looney incognito? | VOGON::KAPPLER | Spontaneity is fine in it's place.... | Thu Jul 02 1992 09:01 | 18 | 
|  |     Driving in this morning I was about 10th in the queue behind a slow
    moving lorry on a road which it is notoriously difficult to overtake.
    
    Most drivers were waiting patiently, until behind me arrive a bright
    red Fiesta XR2, whose drive proceded to gamble in the gaps between
    oncoming traffic and the couple of car lengths between the queueing
    vehicles. After a couple of near misses (even by my standards (-:) he
    succeeded in passing the truck and zoomed off.
    
    Nothing unusual so far.
    
    
    Few minutes later, on the Woodcote road in Caversham Heights, saw same
    Red fiesta parked outside of a house, with the driver taking from the
    boot and fixing on the roof a magnetic driving school sign. Presumably
    he was about to pick up his first customer of the day!
    
    JK
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| 24.3337 | Only joking | SUBURB::VEALES | Simon Veale - DEC Park, Reading | Thu Jul 02 1992 09:09 | 4 | 
|  |     
    I think he probably taught a few contributors to this notes file
    
    :-)
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| 24.3338 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Knot?? | Thu Jul 02 1992 09:40 | 8 | 
|  |     RE: .3336
    
    We've all seen that, lots of times, and like me, most people probably
    just shake their head in disbelief, and thankGod that they survived
    another person's stupidity. in this case, I would report him. No
    hesitation.
    
    Laurie.
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| 24.3339 | Watch out... | DOOZER::JENKINS | Suitably refreshed | Thu Jul 02 1992 15:14 | 3 | 
|  |     
    A driving school using a 5GTT.....
    
 | 
| 24.3340 |  | BERN02::EMMETT |  | Fri Jul 03 1992 08:06 | 7 | 
|  |     
>>    A driving school using a 5GTT.....
    
    Thats nothing. Over here in Switzeerland they are learning in 
    Golf G60s and BMW M3s, probably in case they need some acceleration
    to overtake a slow lorry with blinds on the window.
    
 | 
| 24.3341 |  | NSDC::SIMPSON |  | Fri Jul 03 1992 08:16 | 13 | 
|  | RE: -.1
Yes in Neuch�tel I've seen the following driving school cars:
 - M3s
 - G60s
 - there are now a couple of VR6's,
 - a Celica
 - a couple of MX-5
 - a 205 CLi soft top
 - to keep things in perspective the biggest school has a fleet of Nissans 
   (Micras?)
 | 
| 24.3342 |  | SUBURB::TAFF::Wob | Robert Screene, UK Finance EUC | Fri Jul 03 1992 14:02 | 7 | 
|  | I don't think I could have got behind the wheel of such beasts when 
on my driving lessons.  The Nissan Micra was enough of an animal at 
the time!
Why do they do it???  Prestige symbols for the Instructors?
Rob.
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| 24.3343 |  | NSDC::SIMPSON |  | Fri Jul 03 1992 14:34 | 7 | 
|  | RE: -.1
They're all private driving schools (apart from the Micra fleet) - so the cars
double up as personal cars. I guess that being an instructor requires a 'macho'
car round this neck of the woods!
Steve
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| 24.3344 |  | FUTURS::WATSON | Rik Watson | Fri Jul 03 1992 14:37 | 5 | 
|  |     As of 1-July-1992 VAT registered driving schools can claim the VAT back
    on the purchace price of any school cars. So you can expect to see a
    lot flash cars around ...
    
    	Rik
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| 24.3345 |  | NEWOA::SAXBY | Vote for Perot : He's got $3B! | Fri Jul 03 1992 14:53 | 12 | 
|  |     
    Anyone want driving lessons in a Ferrari? :^)
    
    Don't worry, you have to look under cars in them! :^)
    
    Seriously, though, is it possible that these cars are used for advanced
    driving only? The thought of letting a complete beginner loose in a
    5GTT is terrifying!
    
    Mark
    
    PS My instructor warned me his Allegro 1.3 was a powerful car!
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| 24.3346 |  | ULYSSE::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @VBE, DTN 828-5584 | Fri Jul 03 1992 15:19 | 8 | 
|  |     .3340�    Thats nothing. Over here in Switzeerland they are learning in 
    .3340�    Golf G60s and BMW M3s, probably in case they need some acceleration
    .3340�    to overtake a slow lorry with blinds on the window.
    
    When I was living there I talked to the driving schools and to the
    marque dealers about this. They have an agreement. This is GOOD
    business practice. Guess what the new graduate will want to drive ?
    
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| 24.3347 |  | MASALA::GGOODMAN | Born Victim | Sun Jul 05 1992 04:37 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    	A local driving instructor who used XR2s claimed it was because
    they had such torquey engines. If the learner made a muck up of the
    gears, it didn't matter so much. I leave it to you're own discretion
    whether you believe him or not...
    
    Graham.
 | 
| 24.3348 | Quelle horreur! | BIS1::BHD161::HARRISON | International Band Of Smugglers | Mon Jul 06 1992 07:20 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Seen in Brussels thsi morning (on the underpass at Montgomery):
    
    
    
    A Peugeot 309 with rear window blinds decorated with a FOOTBALL SCENE!
    
    Mike H.
    
    
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| 24.3349 |  | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Mon Jul 06 1992 13:45 | 6 | 
|  |     Did anyone see the black Escort Cossie pace car in the F1 racing
    yesterday ?
    
    How did Mansell keep up ? :-)
    
    Gary.
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| 24.3350 |  | BERN02::BYRNE |  | Mon Jul 06 1992 15:50 | 8 | 
|  |     re Driving schools in Switzerland
    
    The list of schools in the telephone book gives not only the name but
    also what kind of car.
    
    They can afford it - last year it cost sFr.150 for 90 minutes!!!
    
    Therese
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| 24.3351 | Now you see me! | REPAIR::SHALLOM | For your eyes only | Tue Jul 07 1992 14:04 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Seen on saturday,
    	A metalic blue convertable Merc Reg:HI JAG.
    
    	Most impressive!
    
    A.
    
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| 24.3352 | Not again!! | OPG::CMITCHELL |  | Thu Jul 09 1992 12:15 | 9 | 
|  | 	I hate to raise this subject again but, a couple of days
ago I was driving my Citroen BX (with rear blinds suitably lowered)
around a roundabout in Bracknell when I came up behind another BX.
On the rear window he had seven (yes, seven) small aerials of
slightly different lengths, but about two or three inches long and
one about two foot long on the roof near the usual radio aerial.
His blinds were drawn (but the car was real - thank you Spike
Milligan)... Now, I wonder what he was hiding?
 | 
| 24.3353 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Thu Jul 09 1992 12:35 | 4 | 
|  | 
	BLU1Y
On a smokey blue Astra GTE outside my gate...pesky thing :-)
 | 
| 24.3354 | Marcii on the road. | NEWOA::SAXBY | Vote for Perot : He's got $3B! | Mon Jul 13 1992 09:40 | 13 | 
|  |     
    Spotted less than a mile from my home this morning :-
    
    A Brooklands Green Marcos! - It was a Mini Marcos, though! 
    
    And :-
    
    at the traffic lights just down the A4 from the Newbury office (towards
    Thatcham) a metallic red (burgundy really, I guess) Mantula Spyder
    (actually I think it said 2.0i on the back, so that may mean it isn't
    technically a Mantula, but anyway it looks the same!).
    
    Mark
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| 24.3355 | Have i got nothing better to do ? | SEDSWS::OXFORD | who's pulling my Pilsner | Mon Jul 13 1992 10:11 | 15 | 
|  |     Some more number plates to bore you all !
    
    A Honda Prelude.  H11 NDA, all letters spaced to read   H O N D A
    
    Fiesta XR2.       A13 ODY, reads A BODY
    
    Merc 190.         A19 OSE  reads A 190 SE
    
    5 series BMW     plate reads from a distance: RICKY, dont know what
    letter/number combo though, wasn't close enough.
    
    What a busy little plate spotter i was this weekend.
    
    
    Nick.
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| 24.3356 | Number plates in MOT from January | JANUS::BARKER | Jeremy Barker - CBN - Reading, UK | Mon Jul 13 1992 12:31 | 5 | 
|  | A lot of the people with number plates where the spacing is non-standard or 
who have other incorrect features will feel even funnier after the new MOT
changes become effective in January.  They will fail!!
jb
 | 
| 24.3357 |  | KERNEL::SHELLEYR | Knocking on Heaven's daw-waw | Mon Jul 13 1992 14:43 | 7 | 
|  |     Re .-1
    
    I guess they could put the "legal" plate on for the MoT  and put the
    "risky"  one back on after and chance being pulled over by the boys in
    blue.
    
    Roy
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| 24.3358 |  | VOGON::KAPPLER | Spontaneity is fine in it's place.... | Mon Jul 13 1992 14:51 | 12 | 
|  |     I regularly see 
    			A 17 GLE
    
    Spaced to read
    			ANGIE
    
    but failing and reading
    			ANGLE
    
    Unless of course her name *is* Angle
    
    JK
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| 24.3359 |  | LARVAE::CLEMENTS_D |  | Mon Jul 13 1992 18:57 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen on a red Lotus something-or-other on the A33 on saturday:
    
    CDD 15K 
    
    spaced and using incorrect symbols to read 
    
    CD DISK
 | 
| 24.3360 |  | KERNEL::FISCHERI | Lively up yourself | Tue Jul 14 1992 08:58 | 7 | 
|  | What, Compact Disk Disk....That's cool (?)
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3361 | Off road design | RDGENG::SJONES | Looking for inspiration | Wed Jul 15 1992 08:17 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Why does an off road vehicle have its rear light clusters, placed in
    the rear bumper ?????????????
    
    Steve
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| 24.3362 |  | RUTILE::BISHOP | If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards! | Wed Jul 15 1992 09:10 | 7 | 
|  |     re . -1
    
    Is this a joke? I don't know, why does an off raod vehicle have its
    rear light clusters placed in the rear bumper?????? ;-)
    
    I think it's just design, there's no apparant special reason, because
    not all OR vehicles have this... or is there?
 | 
| 24.3363 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON | Disturbing my little peace | Wed Jul 15 1992 09:37 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Seen in passing ...
    
    A Black 944s with the plate 'All HYD'
 | 
| 24.3364 | pose value! | CARLIE::MITCHELLE | Beware of the green meanie | Wed Jul 15 1992 09:47 | 8 | 
|  |     
    I think -2 ish was refering to the fact that lights on the bumpers are
    very vulnerable to damage when the vehicle is off-road. But then most
    off-road vehicles are only bought for pose value - and are most
    unlikely to see anything other than the odd blade of grass on someones 
    drive!
    
    Elaine
 | 
| 24.3365 |  | KERNEL::FISCHERI | Lively up yourself | Wed Jul 15 1992 11:45 | 5 | 
|  | Probably so you have to fork out a few hundred squid for those bars over
the lights/bumpers.
Ian
 | 
| 24.3366 |  | RUTILE::BISHOP | If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards! | Wed Jul 15 1992 14:50 | 3 | 
|  | RE: Those 'bars' that go around the light clusters.
Are very useful for pursueding other road drivers to be polite! ;-)
 | 
| 24.3367 | Me Tarzan | WOTVAX::MACDONALDI | Stalybridge Celtic | Tue Jul 21 1992 10:10 | 8 | 
|  |     
    saw the other day a Merc 190 with the following number plate at
    Manchester Airport
    
    J 9 YNE
    
    i would imagine to represent JAYNE.
    
 | 
| 24.3368 |  | KERNEL::FISCHERI | Lively up yourself | Tue Jul 21 1992 12:09 | 6 | 
|  | Nissan SUnny GTi-R on the A33 on Friday. Grotesque bump on the bonnet
and even more grotesque spoiler on the tailgate. 
I wouldn't mind a go in one though!
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3369 |  | RDGE23::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Tue Jul 21 1992 12:34 | 3 | 
|  |     Seen...
    
    Porsche Turbo with plate:  1664 AD
 | 
| 24.3370 | explanation? | OASS::BURDEN_D | '24 Stude - The only way to Tour | Tue Jul 21 1992 16:11 | 6 | 
|  | So, did something happen in 1664 AD that relates to Porsches, or Germany?
Sorry if it's something obvious, but nothing comes to mind.....
Thanks
Dave
 | 
| 24.3371 |  | RDGE23::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Tue Jul 21 1992 16:54 | 1 | 
|  |     [Shrugs his shoulders]
 | 
| 24.3372 | Kronenborg (sp) lager ????? | SUBURB::VEALES | Simon Veale - DEC Park, Reading | Wed Jul 22 1992 08:01 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.3373 | Kronenborg company car? | ARRODS::BARROND | Snoopy Vs the Red_Barron | Wed Jul 22 1992 09:05 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.3374 | Wide car | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, TCC, Birmingham UK | Wed Jul 22 1992 09:27 | 5 | 
|  | See just North of Leeds last Sunday ...
 Ferrari F40 with Reg. F40 LAP
Yummy!
 | 
| 24.3375 | Cortina Mk4 or police car - which is tougher? | RDGENG::SJONES | Looking for inspiration | Wed Jul 22 1992 10:56 | 17 | 
|  |     
    What an eventfull night. In brief .....
    
    Heard heavy skids plus bump (11 p.m). Looked at of window to see a 
    Cortina Mk4 having overshot the T-junction and hemmed in from behind
    by police car, rapidly reverse into front of police car. Cortina swings 
    through an arc to proceed on his way, narrowly missing a parked car. 
    The arc was too tight for his speed to continue at 90' to his approach. 
    Having swung around parked car, mounts opposite curb, ploughs straight 
    into lamp post which brings down half the wall behind. Police car moves 
    up behind again and Cortina proceeds to reverse and ram the front of the 
    police Volvo again. By now the police have removed drive from drivers door 
    and cuffed him. 
    This all happened within ... 30 secs and by then there were 3 other
    police cars present.
    
    Steve
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| 24.3376 | No-one else involved! | NEWOA::SAXBY | Born again reincarnationist | Thu Jul 23 1992 09:10 | 11 | 
|  |     
    There was a somewhat battered Rover SD1 on the M3 this morning.
    Everyone in (or around it) looked a bit shaken up, but unhurt, and most 
    of the panels on it were showing signs of some impact.
    
    The point of interest is that the car was still attached to the caravan
    it was towing!
    
    Definitely a case of the tail wagging the dog!
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3377 | mercspotter | MACNAS::BHYLAND |  | Thu Jul 23 1992 15:15 | 4 | 
|  |     Coincidence, the green merc "Jayne" was pulling a caravan in Galway
    (Southern Ireland) yesterday, small world innit?
    
      
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| 24.3378 |  | NEWOA::SAXBY | Born again reincarnationist | Tue Jul 28 1992 10:01 | 5 | 
|  |     I spotted a Nissan Sunny GTi-R on the Basingstoke entrance to the M3
    yesterday. Looks totally over the top, but it certainly seems to
    possess 'adequate' performance.
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3379 | Imported Jap crap? i don't think so | SEDSWS::OXFORD | who's pulling my Pilsner | Tue Jul 28 1992 11:01 | 8 | 
|  |     Saw a car i definately would like to have a go in
    
    a Nissan Skyline (obviously imported by someone with dosh).
    
    I was suprised at how big it was, somewhere between a Granada and
    Sierra i'd say, but it did look mean.
    
    Nick.
 | 
| 24.3380 | You'll all be wanting to know this... | OPG::CMITCHELL | Chris Mitchell | Tue Jul 28 1992 13:25 | 12 | 
|  | 	Have you seen the new Esso advert where a couple of guys
drive into an Esso station in a bright yellow Allegro and one goes
into the shop to get the latest offer of drink flasks, etc.? When
he comes out the other guy is busy cutting the roof off the Allegro
to make it into a convertible and off they drive... Well, I saw that
commercial being filmed a few weeks ago when I was on my way home.
It was done at the new Esso station on the site of the old Mike
Spence Lancia Dealer (remember the late Mike Spence, the ex Lotus driver
around the Jim Clark era?)... Its on the Reading to Arborfield road
after the "Black Boy" pub, on the bend by the new roundabout... Well,
it made my day...
 | 
| 24.3381 |  | KERNEL::FISCHERI | I've got a special purpose | Tue Jul 28 1992 13:43 | 4 | 
|  | Yeah, I've seen it. There was also a picture in yesterday's Today newspaper
of a woman by her car. It was a Nova and vandals had cut the roof off!!!
Ian
 | 
| 24.3382 | B@$t@rd$ | BAHTAT::LECTER::SUMMERFIELD | Don't say 'Monkey' | Tue Jul 28 1992 14:52 | 13 | 
|  |     re .3381
    
    Yup, saw that myself. The woman lives in the same village as me
    (Mapplewell, S Yorks). She is disabled (orange sticker in the
    windscreen) and moved to Mapplewell after having her previous car
    vandalised a dozen times where she used to live. Personally, I suggest
    slow immersion in battery acid for b@$t@rd$ like this. 
    
    Uncharacteristic of Mapplewell, which has a lot in common with Sleepy
    Hollow. If they touch my Calibra, there will be serious bloodshed....
    
    Clive
    
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| 24.3383 |  | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Fri Jul 31 1992 09:58 | 24 | 
|  |     Seen this morning whilst driving into Belfast: 2 rally cars.  The first
    I saw whipped out ahead of me with a decent gap in the traffic (this
    being a Subaru with no. 1 and J plate), the second pulled out just as I
    was passing the entrance and put the boot down so that he was driving
    against the flow of traffic to my right and then cut in in front of me.
    This car was a white Sapphire Cossie with green bumpers - no. 4 I
    think. It too had a J plate.
    
    Could the first one have been Colin Mcrae? I'm not sure of the second
    one, but if I hadn't got a suspected cracked cylinder head, I'd have
    zipped past :-)  My only cause for joy is that a maroon Sierra estate
    then proceded to pass cars on the inside behind me before cutting right
    in on my rear bumper.  This was accomanied by horns being sounded by
    other irrate drivers.  Then the Sierra estate behind me (again a J plate)
    pulled into the inside and signalled to the Cossie to turn off left.
    Well they did and blasted on up that road.  This road does take you to
    Belfast, but it is longer and there is a chance of getting stoned by 10
    year olds as happened to me last week.  But maybe THEY deserve it :-)
    
    I take it that they were heading to the start of the Ulster rally in
    the centre of Belfast.  Anyway there is a special stage tonight which I
    shall be attending and I won't forget to bring my stones along ;-)
    
    Gary.
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| 24.3384 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri Jul 31 1992 10:58 | 5 | 
|  | 
	J8
       8EAT
on a Honda Beat.....the second 8 looked very B like :-)
 | 
| 24.3385 |  | FUTURS::LEECH | Where has all the rubber gone ? | Fri Jul 31 1992 12:34 | 6 | 
|  |     Reg. No. H4 BET
    
    Mind you it was on a Lotus Carlton travelling on the M27 !
    
    
    Shaun.
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| 24.3386 | Two cars | OPG::CMITCHELL | Chris Mitchell | Fri Jul 31 1992 13:20 | 4 | 
|  | 	Saw a Princess-Diana-type-Mercedes Reg. No. A 5CAM (A SCAM)
and a Cavalier, or somesuch, reg J 60ULT (I wonder if his name is
John GOULT, or something)...
 | 
| 24.3387 | On the M1 | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Fri Jul 31 1992 15:11 | 1 | 
|  |     Seen my 1st K reg, but it also had trade plates!! :^)
 | 
| 24.3388 |  | ESBS01::RUTTER | Rut The Nut | Fri Jul 31 1992 15:20 | 19 | 
|  |     Last Friday, a *very large* number of motorbikes, on some sort of
    run ride through Princes Street, Edinburgh.  The whole cavalcade
    took some 25 minutes to go past, with lots of horn-blowing and flag-
    waving (Italians and Germans seemed most prolific).  A neat sight.
    
    One group of Italian riders decided to take off their crash helmets,
    just to wind up the Police officers lining the route.
    
    One poseur with a sidecar was riding his bike on two wheels, with
    the 'car waving in the air - I've not seen this stunt before !
    
    
    Also, can I put one in advance for Monday ?
    
    	'K' reg TVR Griffith in the SBP car park.
    
    The owner sits a couple of desks behind me, picking the car up at midnight !
    
    J.R.
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| 24.3389 | Straight swop anyone? | NEWOA::SAXBY | Born again reincarnationist | Fri Jul 31 1992 15:24 | 12 | 
|  |     �Also, can I put one in advance for Monday ?
    �
    �	'K' reg TVR Griffith in the SBP car park.
    �
    �The owner sits a couple of desks behind me, picking the car up at midnight !
    
    Know where he lives? If so rewrite it as :-
    
    'K' reg TVR Griffith in the NEW car park, 'H' reg Marcos in the SBP car
    park! :^)
    
    Mark
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| 24.3390 | Another woman driver... | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Mon Aug 03 1992 09:43 | 10 | 
|  |     Well I found out the identity of the driver of the Sierra Cossie rally
    car which pulled out beside, and then in front of me.... It was Louise
    Aitkin Walker. Bloody women rally drivers think they own the road :-)
    I saw her in action on Friday night - this time on a closed stage.
    Though it was quite obvious that 99% of the rally cars were breaking
    the speed limit on the road sections in between stages.  I expect the
    Police will be pleased with their "in action" shots from their speed
    cameras :-)
    
    Gary.
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| 24.3391 | class act | SEDSWS::WILLMOTT |  | Mon Aug 03 1992 11:01 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Saturday at the Coral Reef Roundabout in Bracknell
    
    
    730i BMW    number plate......   730 BMW
    
    
    
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| 24.3392 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Mon Aug 03 1992 12:46 | 8 | 
|  | On the M4 this morning:
	HRH 1 Y
on a Rolls,
I wonder which one that was....
 | 
| 24.3393 | seriously..... | SBPUS4::Mark |  | Mon Aug 03 1992 13:54 | 1 | 
|  | Funnily enough, the one that my wife went to church in.
 | 
| 24.3394 | Hand-held device... | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Mon Aug 03 1992 18:08 | 10 | 
|  |     ...a few months ago, but it sticks in my memory....
    
    A fairly up-market BMW, with what looked like a flat-packed wardrobe on
    the roof (carboard box, 8x2ft and 3ins. thick). No roof-rack, so the
    guy was holding it with his left hand through the sun-roof. This was in
    London, just beyond the Hammersmith fly-over. The last I saw of him, he
    turned through 90 degrees, but the package only turned through 45
    degrees. So he disappeared out of sight desperately trying to rescue
    the load with one hand while trying to steer with the other - I nearly
    followed just to see what happened!
 | 
| 24.3395 | They'll get you in the end! | YUPPY::SACKMANJ | I was dreaming of the past... | Wed Aug 05 1992 09:13 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen for the last few weeks in Newmarket.. A J-reg Sapphire Cosworth
    in black with black windows, AND black and silver number plate (old
    style).  Last weekend, same car seen in Newmarket High St with a police
    car parked behind it.  Driver being given an on-the-spot fine for
    illegal number plate!  Monday morning same Sapphire with correct
    yellow/black number plates.
    Oh dear!  The yellow just spoils the whole car! ;-)
    
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| 24.3396 | Towing Problems | OSI::ROBINSON | OSI Upper Layer Architect | Wed Aug 05 1992 10:17 | 11 | 
|  | Last night on M4 East Bound between J12 and J11 there was the results of
a towing accident. A car (Panda?) was pulling a trailer with a black
911 on board. When I saw it, the trailer was on the hard shoulder at 90
degrees to the road and the right way up. The Porsche was also still on
the correct place. Unfortunately, the towing car was up side down with the
roof crushed almost to door top level. Does anybody know what happened - i.e.
did the trailer start snaking or was the towing car forced to brake to
avoid hitting someone else? There are several (10 or so) over cars parked on the
hard shoulder. These all looked to be undamaged.
	Dave
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| 24.3397 | Another one! | VOGON::KAPPLER | Smiths Knoll Automatic - Rising, Good. | Thu Aug 06 1992 07:00 | 8 | 
|  |     Re: .3395
    
    Funny, yesterday I saw a J 10 xxx registered Calibra with the silver on
    black embossed style of numberplates. 
    
    Obviously this he/she hasn't been caught yet!
    
    JK
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| 24.3398 | Oh oh! | WAYOUT::LOAT | Bored....Bored....BORED!!!! | Thu Aug 06 1992 17:06 | 12 | 
|  |     
    On Sunday night (2nd August), on the M42 between junction 5 and 6
    (heading North East).
    
    Five (?) ambulances, a fire engine, and lots of police. Also quite a
    few damaged cars. 
    
    I was heading the other way, so didn't se it all. It was about 9:45pm.
    Anyone know what happened?
    
    Steve.
    
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| 24.3399 | Well it's a gesture! | REPAIR::ATKINS |  | Thu Aug 06 1992 17:23 | 20 | 
|  |     
    	Steve,
    
    		I know what happened.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		There was an accident!
    
    
    	Andy..   :-)
    
 | 
| 24.3400 |  | IEDUX::jon | Whoooooooosh!  It's cucumber man! | Fri Aug 07 1992 14:06 | 8 | 
|  | This morning on the M4 heading out of London - a TV detector van.  So
now I know that they really do exist! 
Anyone unlicensed in Reading had better watch out... 
:-)
Jon
 | 
| 24.3401 | Ummm it's in the post..... | FIZGIG::BIGGINM | Interplanetary� Explorer Extraordinaire! | Fri Aug 07 1992 14:27 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Time to move the TV into the basement!!!!
    
    MattB
    
 | 
| 24.3402 | Registrations of a different sort | ESBS01::RUTTER | Rut The Nut | Mon Aug 10 1992 09:17 | 37 | 
|  |     Seen this Saturday :-
    
    	G-PURE		On a giant can of Guiness
    
    	G-UMBO		With a Virgin 747 flying through a cloud
    
    	G-RUGB		On a giant rugby ball
    
    	G-SEND
    	  +		With Motorola (mobile phone) livery
    	G-MUTE
    
    	G-WATT		National Power livery
    
    	G-NPWR		Nuclear Power (or summat like that) livery
    
    On various 'aircraft' at the International Balloon Festival, Bristol !
    
    A great spectacle.  Other oddities included :
    
    	A HUGE Rupert Bear,
    
    	Four-Pack of Fosters,
    
    	GIANT Converse 'bumper boot',
    
    	Bunch of Carrots (Rabbit foodstores of some sort),
    
    	a massive Bowler Hat (Chartered Accountants),
    
    	an ENORMOUS Kiwi,
    
    	a GREAT BIG Head wearing Headphones (Radio 1 FM),
    
    	and someone who parachuted down from a trapeze hanging below a balloon.
    
    J.R.
 | 
| 24.3403 |  | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Wed Aug 12 1992 10:04 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen by the side of Hillsborough duel carriageway (NI), a Porsche 944
    with the front half in a rather crispy burnt state.  Looked like an
    engine bay fire, as the paint on the bonnet had been completely burnt
    off along with a lot of that on the front wings.
    
    It did make me think though.  I'm going to buy a fire extinguisher (or
    something spelt remotely like that :-) for my car.
    
    Gary.
 | 
| 24.3404 |  | TASTY::JEFFERY | I do not think you wanted to do that! | Wed Aug 12 1992 13:15 | 7 | 
|  | RE: .-1;
>> Hillsborough duel carriageway 
Perhaps the porsche was jousting!
Mark.
 | 
| 24.3405 |  | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Wed Aug 12 1992 13:26 | 3 | 
|  |     Joust a minute old chap. Wot I meant to say was dual carriageway :-)
    
    Gary.
 | 
| 24.3406 |  | NEWOA::SAXBY | Born again reincarnationist | Wed Aug 12 1992 13:27 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Oh no!! This could go on all day...
    
    and knight! :^)
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3407 |  | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Wed Aug 12 1992 13:31 | 3 | 
|  |     :^) Yes galloping head-long into the twilight hours.
    
    Gary.
 | 
| 24.3408 |  | VOGON::KAPPLER | Smiths Knoll Automatic - Rising, Good. | Thu Aug 13 1992 08:43 | 5 | 
|  |     Reminds me of the two knights who set off.
    
    Sir cumference went south, but to the north Sir Cular rode!
    
    (-:
 | 
| 24.3409 | Pancake Thursday... | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Fri Aug 14 1992 14:06 | 22 | 
|  |     Stop this horseing around you boys :-)  Here's a proper seen in passing
    note...
    
    Yesterday on the M1 (NI) a splatted (and I mean completely splatted)
    caravan on the hard shoulder/inside lane.  The area was cordoned off by
    Police and all that remained of said caravan was a pancake like
    projection such that if it were folded up again along the seems it
    would make a complete 3D caravan again;' apart form all the other
    broken bits.  I swear to you that the wreckage was COMPLETELY flat!
    
    There were 3 Police cars at the scene, but no ambulance.  Whats more,
    as I was passing and gawking out the passenger window (as one does at
    such strange apparitions) a member of the constabulary pointed a
    hairdryer at me!  My radar detector started bleeping immediately, but
    sine I was obeying the speed limit I had nothin to worry about.  I'm
    just wondering if the detector was switched on in advance of my passing
    and I couldn't detect it; or if it was turned on just as I was passing? 
    I still don't know what range the darn thing is capable of.  Then again
    it just may be a flat caravan detector cunningly disguised as a radar
    detector.  That's what I'll tell the judge anyway ;-)
    
    Gary.
 | 
| 24.3410 | RS Fast! | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Fri Aug 14 1992 14:26 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen today one of the new "bl**dy fast" Escort RS things with the free
    coffee table attached to the rear window.
    
    It was on the back of a trailer!
    
    Greg
 | 
| 24.3411 | If so, then it was mine :-)) | BELFST::FLANAGAN | Sir your shrubbery attacked me | Fri Aug 14 1992 17:09 | 3 | 
|  |     Hmmm yummy.  Was it in a sexy dark metallic blue colour?
    
    Gary.
 | 
| 24.3412 |  | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Sat Aug 15 1992 14:01 | 1 | 
|  |     Nah, it was red
 | 
| 24.3413 | Diplomatic car | VOGON::KAPPLER | Smiths Knoll Automatic - Rising, Good. | Mon Aug 17 1992 08:17 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen on the M40.....
    
    	141 D 358
    
    Nothing special except it was on a Skoda!
    
    I wonder if 141 = Czechoslovakia??
    
    JK
 | 
| 24.3414 | I lick my lips. | REPAIR::ATKINS |  | Tue Aug 18 1992 08:03 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Seen yesterday down at Winnersh Triangle.
    
    	A Vauxhall Senator with no "Vauxhall" or Senator" labeling,Just
    	4000 written where 3.0i should be.The car had the most beautiful
    alloys,I'm wondering whether this lucky bozo has got a 4litre engine
    there.Any thoughts?
    
    Andy.
    
 | 
| 24.3415 |  | NEWOA::ORCHARD_T | When the sewing gets tough ... | Tue Aug 18 1992 08:46 | 1 | 
|  |     Possibly a Holden V8 ?
 | 
| 24.3416 | 4000cc Senator | BRUMMY::BRUMMY::RICHARD | Your robot sounds like Pink Floyd | Tue Aug 18 1992 09:03 | 13 | 
|  | 
Andy, 
Sounds possible,  the block will bore out quite considerably,  and if you fit 
a stroker crank it is possible to get to 4000cc.
However the 3.6l conversion costs approx 3500 quid,  the crank alone is 1016,  I
would expect the chap has a LOT of money,  or is a fraudster!
_Richard (Who would love a 3.6 or 4.0,  but is going to settle for a big valve 
          head and crazy camshaft on his 3.0)
BTW: Irmscher do a complete 4.0 Senator from new! Yum Yum!
 | 
| 24.3417 | I bet you've not herd this one before | LARVAE::LINCOLN_J |  | Wed Sep 02 1992 12:24 | 19 | 
|  | 	This morning its a somewhat damp and I'm cruising south down
	the A33 swallowfield bypass following another car in the 
	nearside lane. The road is nearly empty and suddenly this guy
	stands on his brakes and I follow suit thinking he must have
	forgotten his portable phone or something and also pull out
	to the outside lane to go past. It was at this point that I 
	saw the herd of cows charging down the bank and onto the
	carriageway. Now heavily into emergency stop mode but it
	doesn't look as if I'll make it. Leading cow sees me and decides
	on discretionary route along the carriageway allowing me to 
	slip by. I carry on but the southbound is now blocked completely
	and the herd is now galavanting onto the northbound where
	much braking is taking place.
	I can describe the intruders as brown, well fed and groomed with
	big eyes and confused looks on their faces. Unfortunately I didn't
	get their registration numbers.
	-John
 | 
| 24.3418 |  | 45401::CMITCHELL | Chris Mitchell | Wed Sep 02 1992 13:03 | 12 | 
|  | 	.-1 reminds me of an occasion about 15 years ago, when I was on
a bus going through the middle of Geneva on my way to work one morning.
A cow suddenly appeared from within a crowd of pedestrians, also on their
way to work, and ran into the front of my bus (ok, the pedestrians were on
their way to work, not the cow and, no, I didn't actually own the bus)... 
	It then ran up the road through the rush hour traffic and
disappeared as quickly as it had arrived. In my early-morning bleary-
eyed state I thought that I had dreamed the whole episode until I
read about it in the papers later. Apparently, the cow did not like the
accomodation at the local abatoir and decided to go walkabout...
 | 
| 24.3419 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Can I watch? | Wed Sep 02 1992 14:34 | 10 | 
|  |     There's a roundabout on the North Circular, near Whipps Cross hospital,
    just before the bit where the NC turns into a 12 lane highway for about
    half a mile. It's very large, and grassed in the middle. I can remember
    the time, maybe 25 years ago, when cows were grazed on there, and
    traffic flow was interrupted to move them on and off.
    
    This explains the cattle grids there that some people may have wondered
    about.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3420 | Ride 'em cowboy.... | COMICS::COOMBER | Bungalows in Walthamstow | Wed Sep 02 1992 14:48 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Whipps cross road still sees animals padding about.  But I remember
    many years ago seeing  a herd of cows wandering up Chingford mount road
    apparently looking in shop windows with Rowdy Yates ( local bobby on
    his Grey Velocette noddy bike ) herding them along. Not the sort of
    place you'd find cows wandering about and just for good measure there
    is a steep hill at one end.
 | 
| 24.3421 | Smaller version ... | JURA::JURA::KEHILY | ... some day. | Thu Sep 03 1992 10:29 | 3 | 
|  | In Otford, Kent, there's a roundabout with a duck pond in the middle. 
All traffic stops when they decide to cross the road (there's even a
special warning sign!)
 | 
| 24.3422 |  | UFHIS::GVIPOND |  | Thu Sep 03 1992 11:21 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    Ever been to India ?, you'll see more Cows on the road there then you
    will BMW's in Bayswater.
    
 | 
| 24.3423 | TVR | KERNEL::SALMONJ | Jason Salmon | Mon Sep 14 1992 12:42 | 5 | 
|  |     Going along the M40 west from wycombe on Saturday,
    I was passed by a new TVR Griffith (sp?) reg was K5 TVR, metallic
    green, it looked great.
    
    Jason.
 | 
| 24.3424 |  | NEWOA::ORCHARD_T | There's a moose in my house | Fri Sep 18 1992 08:35 | 12 | 
|  |     Seen in Tilehurst, this morning ...
    
    	a dark burgandy Ford Sierra Sapphire
    
    		Reg: H997 HJO
    
    	- nothing special about it, apart from the two blue flashing lights
    	  concealed behing the front grille.
    
    
    
    Tony (the wimp) Orchard
 | 
| 24.3425 |  | NEWOA::SAXBY | Mean and Brooklands Green! | Fri Sep 18 1992 08:56 | 7 | 
|  |     
    �	- nothing special about it, apart from the two blue flashing lights
    �	  concealed behing the front grille.
    
    Hopefully NOT seen from your rear view mirrors?
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3426 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri Sep 18 1992 10:03 | 3 | 
|  | 
A wet green (not a flake of paint in sight) Marcos in Newbury carpark :-)
 | 
| 24.3427 | Cosworth Comments | ESBS01::RUTTER | Rut The Nut | Tue Sep 22 1992 18:24 | 14 | 
|  |     Saw an Escort Cosworth this morning (travelling slowly, in traffic).
    
    Somehow, I wasn't impressed.
    
    
    The Sierra Cossie looked something like a racer (which it did quite well).
    
    The Sapphire looks quite reasonable for someone who wants a 'family car'
    but with tremendous performance (as well as practicality).
    
    The Escort just looks plain 'boy racer'...
    
    
    J.R.
 | 
| 24.3428 | 6R4 RACING? | NEWOA::SAXBY | Mean and Brooklands Green! | Mon Oct 12 1992 16:32 | 13 | 
|  |     
    Saw something I'd not seen before at Thruxton yesterday.
    
    A Metro 6R4, RACING!
    
    It performed pretty well, coming second in the race which included
    Ferraris, Porsches, Astons, a TVR Griffith (the original one) and some
    Caterhams.
    
    The race was won by one of the Caterhams, but the huge looking Metro
    gave him a very hard time all race long.
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3429 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Mon Oct 12 1992 16:51 | 5 | 
|  | 
>    A Metro 6R4, RACING!
    
Yeah, it's an ugly little box, isn't it ?
 | 
| 24.3430 | Made by ???? | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Get on yer bad motor scooter and ride | Mon Oct 12 1992 17:15 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Trivia question:::::
    
    
    	Who build the 6R4 ??????
    
    Garry
 | 
| 24.3431 | only a small involvement | BUNTY::MCSKEANE | Just a little red blurr | Mon Oct 12 1992 17:21 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Re 24.3440
    
    Williams!!!!!!!!!
    
    Not sure how much of it they built but they were involved in some part
    of its design. They have one in the museum complex at their factory in 
    Didcot. I've got a piccie of it somewhere
    
    
    POL.
 | 
| 24.3432 | Perhaps it was the butler! | REPAIR::ATKINS |  | Tue Oct 13 1992 07:14 | 10 | 
|  |     
    	I think the story is that Frank Williams finished his last
    cigarette,put the empty box down,and then it suddenly struck him
    that,that particular shape (an empty box) would look good on a metro.
    
    Oh well we were all young once!
    
    
    	Andy...
    
 | 
| 24.3433 | Half right | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Get on yer bad motor scooter and ride | Tue Oct 13 1992 09:31 | 15 | 
|  |     Ok, 
    
    	5 marks for Pol , you got the builder right, might have expected
    you to know that, but the involvment. Miles out !!!!!!!!
    
    
    Williams took a contract from Rover to design and build a car. All
    design was done by Patrick Head and his team. It was intended to be a 
    front engined V8 , but Patrick heads team came up with a rearend V6
    which Rover like so williams built 3 prototypes. The rest is history.
    Rover with help from Williams developed the car from its original form
    to  the group b rally car.
    
    
    Garry
 | 
| 24.3434 |  | MARVIN::RUSLING | Dave Rusling REO2 G/E9 830-4380 | Tue Oct 13 1992 09:52 | 11 | 
|  | 
	Not so much "seen in passing" as "heard in passing", but here
	goes.
	Yesterday, whilst driving, I pointed out a Lotus (Esprit Turbo) to
	my 4 year old daughter.  Today, we ended up following the same
	car, and my daughter said "look, theres that lettuce again".
	That still makes her better at spotting cars than my mother
	in law.
	Dave
 | 
| 24.3435 |  | LOOKIN::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Tue Oct 13 1992 10:02 | 7 | 
|  |     	Re -.1
    
    	There must be something about the car that is instantly
    	recognisable to toddlers. My neice has been able to identify the
    	Lotus Esprit ("look - Lotus Car") since the age of 3.
    
    	Ian.
 | 
| 24.3436 |  | MARVIN::RUSLING | Dave Rusling REO2 G/E9 830-4380 | Tue Oct 13 1992 10:03 | 6 | 
|  | 
	Maybe this belongs in a different notes file, but the 3 year
	old son of a friend of mine recognises the make and model of
	most common cars, and some uncommon ones too (like Marlins)
	Dave
 | 
| 24.3437 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | It wasn't me | Tue Oct 13 1992 10:10 | 7 | 
|  |     We haven't seen any number plates in here for a while...
    
    Seen in Dover a couple of weekends ago, on a Volvo: W1
    Seen last night in Brussels, on a UK Chevette      : CLA555Y
    
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3438 | tb soon to be ts methinks | DUBSWS::KANE_BF | The clot, thickens.... | Tue Oct 13 1992 11:00 | 10 | 
|  | While driving up a rather run-down side street of Dublin, I saw a skip.
"So what?", I hear you ask. Well it was situated at the front of this 
old (but classy) house directly beneath an open window & stuff was being
jettisoned via the window into the skip. 
Anyhow, not four feet away from said skip, sat a brand spankers Ferrari 
348tb !!!!. I would have stopped longer for a gawk, but I was afraid of old
AX being clobbered by the rubble !. Madness!
mike.
 | 
| 24.3439 |  | MARVIN::RUSLING | Dave Rusling REO2 G/E9 830-4380 | Thu Oct 15 1992 11:09 | 5 | 
|  | 
	On the way home last night, just off of the Woosehill roundabout
	in Wokingham, I saw a F1 lorry for Renault-Williams...
	Dave
 | 
| 24.3440 | should this be F1 1994? | BAHTAT::ANDERSON_E | its going to happen in kololi | Thu Oct 15 1992 16:56 | 6 | 
|  | On my way to work,
a red HONDA with the number plate
HI 5ENA
Eddie
 | 
| 24.3441 |  | WAYOUT::LOAT | Bored....Bored....BORED!!!! | Mon Oct 19 1992 12:37 | 13 | 
|  |     
    Seen this weekend on the A34 going noth towards Oxford, a very big
    touring campervan (like a big American jobbie) with the registration
    number
    
    698 ABY
    
    spaced to read
    
    69 BABY !
    
    Steve.
    
 | 
| 24.3442 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Mon Oct 19 1992 14:05 | 8 | 
|  | 
	Seen on a car at the weekend
	MR G 6X
	Must like his beer !
 | 
| 24.3443 | Whooooooooooooooosh. | PAKORA::PMOON |  | Mon Oct 19 1992 22:57 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    RE -1
    
    Do you want to run that one by me again.......please......
 | 
| 24.3444 | Well I thought it was funny! | TIMMII::RDAVIES | An expert Amateur | Tue Oct 20 1992 09:16 | 6 | 
|  |     Heard on the radio this morning, a bumper sticker:
    
    				M25 official pace car
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3445 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Tue Oct 20 1992 12:22 | 6 | 
|  |     
>    Do you want to run that one by me again.......please......
Why ?  Do you not have 6X where you come from....silly question of course if 
you do not reside in south/central England...in which case 6X is a "Real Ale" 
beer.
 | 
| 24.3446 | YUmmy Can I have One too. | REPAIR::ATKINS | Comfortably numb | Fri Oct 30 1992 07:40 | 9 | 
|  |     
    	Seen in the Winnersh Triangle STAFF car park.
    
    		Porsche 911 carrera 2 cabriolet.
    			Deep blue   reg:J4 JHK
    
    Which of you noters has come to visit me?
    
    Andy.....With.White.Leather.Seats.
 | 
| 24.3447 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Thu Nov 05 1992 09:45 | 7 | 
|  | 
 On a Starion:
  ARA 881 T
 Spaced and altered to read ARA BBIT
 | 
| 24.3448 | In Bracknell | REPAIR::ATKINS | Comfortably numb | Thu Nov 05 1992 10:54 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Not sure if this one's been seen before but here goes.
    
    
    	Lotus Yummy Carlton
    
    	Reg H4 LOT
    
    	It's all mine.
    
    		Andy
 | 
| 24.3449 | XJ220. | NEWOA::SAXBY | Mean and Brooklands Green! | Mon Dec 07 1992 08:57 | 24 | 
|  |     
    Well, I popped into our local Jaguar dealer on Friday to take a look at
    the XJ220.
    
    It's a BIG car! Quite easily as big, if not bigger, than an XJ6 saloon
    (in all, but height!) and noticeably bigger than the svelte looking
    XJS. Finish inside is not really 400K+, but I guess what's there is
    pretty good quality, just very bland (The main dash could be from an
    Escort 1.6S! All the oil pressure and other 'sportscar' dials are on
    the door!
    
    Getting in and out is very difficult. It's a low car, but the really
    difficult thing is the width of the sills. Paintwork on the example was 
    blue and looked excellent. The engine bay is a little bland too, the V6
    engine looking quite unimportant in the back of this huge car.
    
    Underneath looks pure Group C (ah, those were the days), with huge
    tunnels at the back and a flat bottom under the front and passenger
    compartment.
    
    Having had a good look, I decided, and picked my (silver) version up
    this morning.
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3450 | Funny numbers | HEART::DIDCOCK |  | Mon Dec 07 1992 12:09 | 12 | 
|  |     
    	A question regarding personalised number plates.  I spent the
    weekend trying to work out an interesting `k' number,  and came up with
    one that relies on a 4 looking like a `e'.   Has anyone seen a (legal)
    number plate where this substitution has worked?
    
    	Ralated topic.   What's the rules wrt spacing?  with
    
    K 111 ABC   is normally spaced (?) - can this be changed to (say)
    K111A BC?
    
    Cliff
 | 
| 24.3451 | My experience... | LARVAE::DRSD15::RICHARDS | Warragul | Mon Dec 07 1992 15:25 | 15 | 
|  | 
	Re .3450
	A long time ago when I had my MGB I was pulled up for having an
illegally spaced number plate. I was told then that the spacing should be 
0.5 inch between each letter/number with 1.5 inches between the group of four 
and the group of three.
	In your example it should be:
	K <0.5"> 1 <0.5"> 1 <0.5"> 1 <1.5"> A <0.5"> B <0.5"> C
	Paul.
 | 
| 24.3452 |  | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, TCC, Birmingham UK | Tue Dec 08 1992 09:10 | 6 | 
|  | Seem on a Police "illegally parked car grabbing waggon",
H3 TOW
... well someone must have a sense of humour in the force!
 | 
| 24.3453 | re: 1349   Have you made it yet ? | WEOPON::LP12 |  | Thu Dec 10 1992 06:20 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.3454 |  | SBPEXE::KING_C | My plant, Eric, OD'd on Baby Bio... | Mon Dec 14 1992 09:54 | 9 | 
|  | 
    Silver BWM 325i (old shape) with M3 sticker on back seen tearing down
    M25 last night -
    
    
    UPU 51R (UP U SIR)
    
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.3455 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Wed Jan 20 1993 15:03 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Haven't seen a note here for some time. Nevertheless I saw a good one
    today in Holborn. It was an XJS being driven by an arab looking chap
    with a reg. No of 
    
    
    			 EL HIT
 | 
| 24.3456 |  | NEWOA::ORCHARD_T | I was lying about the good news | Wed Jan 20 1993 16:41 | 6 | 
|  |     All right - I'll tell you about the beaten up old Volvo I saw with the
    plates:
    
    		VOW5 IT
    
    (Needs to be on a white Rolls, really).
 | 
| 24.3457 |  | LARVAE::IVES_J | One i-node short of a file system | Wed Jan 20 1993 17:29 | 8 | 
|  |     A while back I was passed by an old banger driven by some old guy
    wearing a bobble hat. he looked like a sunday driver.
    
    licence plate was
    
    BSE 2
    
    (anyone remember BSE - 'mad cow disease')
 | 
| 24.3458 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | Err..... | Thu Jan 21 1993 08:58 | 8 | 
|  |     In Waltham St Lawrence, there's a rusty old Mitsubishi hatchback with
    the reggie D191TAL - and the 9 looks more like a G than this typeface.
    
    Be a good one for the company limo...8*)
    
    Richard
    
    
 | 
| 24.3459 |  | FUTURS::FIDO | personal name intentionally left blank | Thu Jan 21 1993 10:59 | 11 | 
|  |    <<< Note 24.3456 by NEWOA::ORCHARD_T "I was lying about the good news" >>>
>    		VOW5 IT
    
>    (Needs to be on a white Rolls, really).
    
    In Newbury, there is a vintage Roller used for weddings with the plate
    
    	VOW 2 1T
    
    Terry
 | 
| 24.3460 |  | SUBURB::TAYLORG | RIP: Freddie Mercury 24-Nov-1991 | Thu Jan 21 1993 12:04 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen on a SAAB 9000
    
    H1 TEC
    
    Grant
 | 
| 24.3461 |  | BERN02::OREILLY | There's a fish on top of Shandon swears he's Elvis. | Thu Jan 21 1993 14:54 | 14 | 
|  | >
>    A while back I was passed by an old banger driven by some old guy
>    wearing a bobble hat. he looked like a sunday driver.
>    
>    licence plate was
>    
>    BSE 2
>    
>    (anyone remember BSE - 'mad cow disease')
Was it Denis ??
/Paul.
 | 
| 24.3462 |  | IOSG::HORSFIELD | I look pretty young but I'm just backdated | Fri Jan 22 1993 09:15 | 8 | 
|  | 
		seen over xmas...
		NMAIL
		(can't remember what car it was)
		jack 
 | 
| 24.3463 | Dodge Viper | KERNEL::SALMONJ | Jason Salmon | Mon Jan 25 1993 15:29 | 5 | 
|  |     I happened to see a Dodge Viper on display at a garage in Knowl Hill at
    the weekend. I have to say it is very impressive, it sort of reminded
    me of an oversized TVR.
    
    Jason.
 | 
| 24.3464 | Economic Upturn Arrived !!!!! | CHEFS::COLEMANM |  | Fri Feb 12 1993 10:36 | 8 | 
|  |     I can confidently report the arrival of the "Economic Recovery", much
    talked about at present ........
    
    This morning there are TWO 'K'reg Porsche 968's in the STAFF Car Park
    at DECPark Reading .......
    
    Mark
     
 | 
| 24.3465 | ....NOT!!! 8*) | PEKING::SMITHRW | Err..... | Fri Feb 12 1993 10:54 | 1 | 
|  |     Yeah, those are mine....
 | 
| 24.3466 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | ('O^O') | Fri Feb 12 1993 12:17 | 3 | 
|  | Must be a sales meeting.
Dave ;-)
 | 
| 24.3467 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Don't mention the rugby | Fri Feb 12 1993 12:59 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen yesterday outside the main DEC building in Brussels:
    
    Lotus Omega (Carlton). Nice looking car...
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3468 | tur80 | ARRODS::WINTERSS | Sean WInter  - London TCC | Fri Feb 12 1993 23:01 | 8 | 
|  |     Probably been already enter here but...
    
    Seen on the M11 heading towards the M25 junction (from London)
    
    A Bentley Turbo number plate TUR80..
    
    
    Sean
 | 
| 24.3469 |  | KERNEL::FISCHERI | I can always sleep standing up | Mon Feb 15 1993 08:58 | 9 | 
|  | How can you say the Lotus Carlton is nice looking. It looks identical to the
bog standard Vauxhall Carlton!
Anyway, on Friday I saw a Bentley parked in a car park in Gerrards Cross,
reg no. MAG1C. I then saw Paul Daniels get in with his bag of fruit 'n' veg
and drive off. Wow!
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3470 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Major 1, New Statesman 0 | Mon Feb 15 1993 09:20 | 10 | 
|  | RE:    <<< Note 24.3469 by KERNEL::FISCHERI "I can always sleep standing up" >>>
� How can you say the Lotus Carlton is nice looking. It looks identical to the
� bog standard Vauxhall Carlton!
    Easily, because it doesn't. It's *almost* identical, and therein lies
    its secret. Very dark metallic green, tasty wide alloys, twin wide-bore
    exhaust, and a subtle "Lotus" badge.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3471 | And why not ? | NEWOA::ORCHARD_T | I was lying about the good news | Mon Feb 15 1993 09:29 | 16 | 
|  |     Seen over the weekend in the golden metopolis of Reading :
    	WHY 110T
    
      with a 'smudge' above the "11" to read 'WHY NOT'
    
    
    Also ...
    	Coming in to work this morning, on the grille of an oncoming lorry
    	(in a Reading traffic Jam), I spotted one of those silver motifs
    	which look like a reclining naked female. Something about it looked
    	slightly wrong.
    	When I got closer, I glanced up to the cab and saw that the driver
    	was a woman - and the motif was a reclining naked male !!
    
    
    Tony O.
 | 
| 24.3472 |  | GVA05::STIFF | Paul Stiff DCS, DTN:821-4167 | Mon Feb 15 1993 11:21 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen between Newbury and Basingstoke last Friday:
    
    G1 RDA
    
    On a truck carring steel girders
    
    Paul
 | 
| 24.3473 | The most memorable one of the many | COMICS::MCSKEANE | There's sno business like snow business | Mon Feb 15 1993 15:13 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Sorry to name drop here, but on the Interstate 70 in Colorado saw a
    number plate LET IT BE.
    
    
    
    POL.
 | 
| 24.3474 | Not so rare | WARHED::GILLILAND |  | Mon Feb 15 1993 16:47 | 4 | 
|  |     Well you can have what you want on your plate in the States can't you?
    Reduces the interest a bit.
    
    Phil Gill.
 | 
| 24.3475 | DI9ITAL | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Mon Feb 15 1993 18:32 | 6 | 
|  |     Re .3458
    
    I notice that someone is trying to sell DI9ITAL in the Reading VTX for
    sale board.
    
    
 | 
| 24.3476 |  | RUTILE::BISHOP | What the HELL are you talking about man! | Tue Feb 16 1993 16:27 | 6 | 
|  | Seen in South Croydon;
HI OLLIE on a white MR2 (new style)
1 VB (or something like that) on a huge black rolls\limo... apparantly it's the
Mayor of Croydon's.
 | 
| 24.3477 | Old ladies TOY......ota?? | WELCLU::YOUNG |  | Tue Feb 16 1993 19:26 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    MRS 64 On a white Celica GTI in Braintree Essex
    
    Presumably its the wifes car but she sounds a bit old to be driving a
    Celica GTI though 8*)
    
    Richard(young)
 | 
| 24.3478 | Wonder if they've got other messages? :-) | UPROAR::EVANSG | Gwyn Evans @ IME - Open DECtrade -> DTN 769-8108 | Wed Feb 17 1993 11:35 | 7 | 
|  |     Yesterday on the M40/M25:-
    
    	A private ambulance with a two-line LED display in the back-window
    saying	 "UNITED KINGDOM"
    		 "  TRANSPLANT  "
    
    and a reg-no of "A1 UKT"
 | 
| 24.3479 | That should've been 'lippy' | ESBS01::RUTTER | Rut The Nut | Thu Feb 18 1993 16:17 | 12 | 
|  |     Time to think ahead for possible new registrations this summer ?
    
    		L 1 PPY			LAPPY
    		L 1 CKU			Lick You !
    		L 11 CKY		LUCKY ?
    		L 4 DDY			LADDY
    		L 4 SSY
    		L 4 BIA
    
    Any others ???
    
    J.R.
 | 
| 24.3480 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Ye Gods... | Thu Feb 18 1993 17:23 | 5 | 
|  |     Interesting one, that last one...
    
    How about: L584OWN
    
    L.S. Brown
 | 
| 24.3481 | L 18 IDO | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Thu Feb 18 1993 17:45 | 4 | 
|  |     I guess someone will snap up L 1 NDA.
    
    What chance have I got of grabbing N 1 GEL in 1995? (Not for self
    advertising, of course, but to sell to Mansell at a great profit!)
 | 
| 24.3482 | 4=A and 4=R?? | BAHTAT::ANDERSON_E | its going to happen in kololi | Fri Feb 19 1993 12:59 | 3 | 
|  | How can 4 be both A and R?
Eddie-whos-just-curious
 | 
| 24.3483 | Too similar to 1? | PLUNDR::MORAN | Toon Army | Fri Feb 19 1993 14:36 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Is there going to be an 'L' plate? Was there one the last time?
    
    Tim
 | 
| 24.3484 |  | KERNEL::SHELLEYR | Hypodeemic nerdle | Fri Feb 19 1993 14:51 | 7 | 
|  |     �'L' plate? Was there one the last time?
    
    L's were out from August '72 to July '73.
    
    I don't know, these youngsters.
    
    Roy
 | 
| 24.3485 | It was all over in a matter of seconds [5.2] | SIOG::KANE | forever more, ~ath us do part | Tue Mar 09 1993 13:53 | 4 | 
|  |     At Lunch - a Cosworth mixing it with a Carrera 2
    Well, `mixing it' up to 60mph that is.
    
    Mike 
 | 
| 24.3486 |  | SAC::LETCHER_P | Bargain basement Britain | Wed Mar 10 1993 16:52 | 7 | 
|  |     Near Pontefract at the weekend:
    
    White Ford windowcleaner's van with ladders:
    
    H1 MOP
    
    Piers
 | 
| 24.3487 |  | NEEPS::IRVINE |  | Thu Mar 11 1993 11:38 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen on M4 yesterday about a mile east of Reading... White hedgehog car	
    (oopps I mean BMW) REG: BHP 1
    
    Bob
 | 
| 24.3488 | I wish..... | PEKING::ATKINSA |  | Tue Mar 16 1993 07:27 | 9 | 
|  |     
    	Seen in the Winnersh Triangle Logistics car park yesterday morning
    
    	A red Escort cosworth.
    
    
    	Give my a ring if you fancy a test drive  ;-)
    
    	Andy.
 | 
| 24.3490 | A new face, a new registration | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Wed Mar 17 1993 16:21 | 18 | 
|  | Hi there folks.
New to this note so what a beauty to start with ...
A few years ago, seen on an old battered Jag XJ 6 in Fife...
    TH3 81Z   - THE BIZ
That one has always been remembered !
Also, an XJS up the road from me...  A9 XJS
A TVR in Kilmarnock...J3 TVR
My dad's pal's Ferarri 328gts  with F328 ???  - sorry, cant remember the 3 digits.
Warren
 | 
| 24.3491 | Not quite in the same league! | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..Morph the Borg | Wed Mar 17 1993 16:45 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen on th home from Horsforth office:
    
    A2 KIA 
    
    on one of those little hatchbacks of the same name. (What
    country DO they come from?)
    
    
 | 
| 24.3492 | KIA == KOREA ? | WARNUT::RICE | VW Beetle for sale in next few months | Wed Mar 17 1993 16:46 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.3493 | GTE | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Wed Mar 17 1993 17:57 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Astra GTE parked outside my house  A6 GTE
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3494 | Costa Packet!!!!! | PAKORA::SDENHOLM |  | Thu Mar 18 1993 00:58 | 9 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen on the Edinburgh by-pass, a BMW 735i with the plate,
    
                   735 BMW.
    
    
    Stewart.
    
 | 
| 24.3495 | Nice plate | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Thu Mar 18 1993 08:20 | 5 | 
|  | 
Seen in Glasgow a few times :   325i BMW with CRA 1G as the plate.
Owner's name Craig by any chance ?
 | 
| 24.3496 | yet another KIA | NEWOA::FIDO_T | The Prize Is Bigger Than The Price | Thu Mar 18 1993 08:53 | 2 | 
|  |     Seen yesterday on the Newbury to Andover road, a KIA LX with the
    registration plate K1 ALX, spaced K1A LX.
 | 
| 24.3497 | IF | TRUCKS::ROSS |  | Thu Mar 18 1993 18:15 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen on Friday - M25
    
    
    		Ford Granada
    
    			'1 F'
    
    
 | 
| 24.3498 | 16V | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri Mar 19 1993 09:31 | 7 | 
|  | Seen in Glasgow numerous times :
  Astra GTE 16v  with plate 16V
  moved that onto a Corolla GTI
  moved that onto a Suzuki Vitara
Warren
 | 
| 24.3499 | Yes sir, that's my baby... | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Fri Mar 19 1993 18:21 | 1 | 
|  |     Seen at the w/e - H1  13ABY (spaced to look like HI BABY)
 | 
| 24.3500 | Nearly drove into it. | KIRKTN::GMCKEE |  | Mon Mar 22 1993 02:31 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Can't remember if I put this in before.
    
    Saw red BMW 750 in Ayr High Street with the registration - MY 750
    
    
 | 
| 24.3501 | Wedding Bells | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..Morph the Borg | Mon Mar 22 1993 10:03 | 2 | 
|  |     ...and on my brother's wedding car on Saturday: CUP1D. That reg cost
    �15000 apparently (and yes it paid for itself in 2 years!)
 | 
| 24.3502 | Who Owns MUS1C?<moved by mod.RS> | CHEFS::CURRIEI | Dyslexic snice brith | Tue Mar 23 1993 11:24 | 8 | 
|  |     Anyone know who owns the registration MUS1C?  I spotted it on a Bentley
    outside the Radcliffe Infirmary in Oxford recently, with a dapper
    elderly gent behind the wheel.
    
    Presumably it must be worth as much as Tarby's COM1C...
    
    Ian
    
 | 
| 24.3505 | Last night in Winnersh | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Tue Mar 23 1993 13:21 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Jag Sovereign with AGE 64
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3506 |  | NEWOA::FIDO_T | The Prize Is Bigger Than The Price | Tue Mar 23 1993 14:54 | 3 | 
|  | .3505>    Jag Sovereign with AGE 64
    
    Was it a very old car then ?
 | 
| 24.3507 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Wed Mar 24 1993 08:41 | 3 | 
|  |     Didn't look it.
    
    Didn't get a look at the driver, though...  8*)
 | 
| 24.3508 |  | SHIPS::RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Born of Frustration | Wed Mar 24 1993 09:08 | 2 | 
|  | Seen near SBP, a white something or other with a registration of SMA 5 H,
spaced to read SMASH.
 | 
| 24.3509 | HII BBY | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri Apr 02 1993 13:05 | 2 | 
|  | Owned by that much respected (!?!) co-host of Wheel of Fortune and Scottish model
Carol Smillie ( on an MR2 BTW)
 | 
| 24.3510 | Slippery van | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Fri Apr 02 1993 13:22 | 6 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen the other day on an autoglym van (the valeting supplies people).
    
                         WAX 1N
        
 | 
| 24.3511 | Classy | SEDSWS::OXFORD | eezer good ! | Fri Apr 02 1993 14:07 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Seen on a Roller in London.
    
    CLA55 1
    
    I wonder who's it is ?
    
    Nick.
 | 
| 24.3512 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Mon Apr 05 1993 13:05 | 5 | 
|  | I followed a TVR Chimaera the other morning on the A33.
Even nicer lookig than the Griffith and cheaper.
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3513 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Mon Apr 05 1993 13:53 | 10 | 
|  |     
    A friend of mine turned up friday, just popped in to say hello and show
    me what he was driving these days. Nothing much, an ASTON MARTIN
    Volante convertable. Very nice. Have they got a monster of an engine
    under the bonnet, and the air cleaner is just enormous.
    
    
    
    	Green with envy....
    
 | 
| 24.3514 | Strange Plates ?! | EBYGUM::LEDGERD |  | Mon Apr 05 1993 15:03 | 9 | 
|  |     Hi,
    	Seen in Holmfirth, West Yorkshire (Last Of Summer Wine etc), a
    Discovery with the reg. D1NKY, problem was there was the 'double
    income' sat in the front seats but two kids sat in the back!
    
    	Also seen on M62 ??? 666 (can't remember the letters), did I drive
    past the devil or just one of his mates ?!
    
    	David.
 | 
| 24.3515 |  | PLUNDR::MORAN | Tripple ripple truffle shuffler | Mon Apr 05 1993 15:09 | 7 | 
|  |     
    re .3514
    
    I saw a Green Range Rover, VAL 666 on the M62 a couple of weeks ago,
    could it be the same?
    
    Tim
 | 
| 24.3516 | It's a sony | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Mon Apr 05 1993 15:23 | 3 | 
|  |     
    
    Lunchtime today in Soho sq. A red BMW 850i K5 5ony.
 | 
| 24.3517 | IAM 666 ? | EBYGUM::LEDGERD |  | Mon Apr 05 1993 15:29 | 7 | 
|  |     Hi Tim,
    
    	Quite likely as it must of been about 2 weeks ago I saw this reg.,
    I seem to remember it was a Range Rover, I would of remembered if the
    reg. had been IAM 666 !!, ie. give said vechile wide berth !
    
    	David.
 | 
| 24.3518 | K17 DEC | HEWIE::RUSSELL | The car behind is an ATOYOT... | Mon Apr 05 1993 15:48 | 5 | 
|  | seen this morning near SBP, 
on a Douwe Egberts Coffee delivery van....!
Peter.
 | 
| 24.3519 | Appropriately seen nr Basingstoke | CHEFS::ROBERTSONI |  | Mon Apr 05 1993 17:07 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    Haven't read through the several '000 replies on this topic so you may
    already have seen the sign on the back of the "waste management" wagon
    
        "Everything you do is driven by us.."
    
    Cheers
    
    
 | 
| 24.3520 | Another Devil car | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Tue Apr 06 1993 13:34 | 10 | 
|  | As the trend is 666 on a plate...
on a Granada Ghia  G666 GGG.
Very confusing from a distance (and with illegal spacing)
Warren
 | 
| 24.3521 | Nice plate | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Wed Apr 07 1993 13:11 | 9 | 
|  | Seen in the DEC car park in Ayr today..
Golf GTI with the plate 'S 1'.
v nice and v expensive !
Anyone know whose it is ?
 | 
| 24.3522 | well what do you know | KIRKTN::PMOON |  | Wed Apr 07 1993 13:35 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen in the DEC car park SQF today
    
    
    a Nissan 200sx with the plate
    
    A . 200 . SX
 | 
| 24.3523 |  | KIRKTN::CDOUDIE | I have seen the dark... | Tue Apr 13 1993 23:21 | 7 | 
|  |     
    One running around Bo'ness.....
    
    H1 8UKS
    
    
     
 | 
| 24.3524 | and ZOOF IT WAS GONE | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Thu Apr 15 1993 20:29 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Seen the other day on a TVR
    
          A 2OOF
 | 
| 24.3525 | If it was it was nice | PEKING::ATKINSA |  | Fri Apr 16 1993 08:39 | 11 | 
|  |     
    	Last night i'm convinced I saw the new Toyota Supra.I know it's not
    out for sometime over here,but from the pictures i've seen in magazines
    i'm sure that's what it was.
    
    		Can anyone secure my sanity.
    
    	Andy..
    P.S. they say they'll make a twin turbo,0-60 4.7 sec,top speed of
    170mph (european models restricted to 155mph).
    
 | 
| 24.3526 |  | CURRNT::CARSON | a100117,[email protected] | Fri Apr 16 1993 10:18 | 6 | 
|  |     could be.... but sadly, I think it's shape is a little to generic now.
    It's not distinctive enough. Mind you cars in the metal look a hell of
    lot better than pictures. I overtook a Testarossa once on the M6
    (traffic jam!) and it look incredible.
    
    What plates was the Supra wearing ?
 | 
| 24.3527 | A1 BAE | LARVAE::JORDAN | Chris Jordan, TSE - Technology Services, End-User Computing | Fri Apr 16 1993 11:59 | 8 | 
|  |     On the A329 a very old van, covered in rust, and uncared for (the phone
    number on the back was 01- rather than 071 or 081). It belong
    to a company called Burlington Air Executive (or some such).
    
    However the number plate was A1 BAE.... I wonder how much British
    Aerospace would pay for that !? (or Richard Branson to use as a
    bargaining point?!).
    
 | 
| 24.3528 |  | CHUND::EATON | A quattro is not a spreadsheet... | Sun Apr 18 1993 04:28 | 6 | 
|  | re: .-1
From a rapidly fading memory, I think Burlington Air Executive
leases planes to the airlines. Maybe business isn't too good ?
-Dave.
 | 
| 24.3529 | It costs how much.... | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Mon Apr 19 1993 14:29 | 6 | 
|  | Seen on a BMW 7 series in Carlisle...
     CM
wow   ;-)
 | 
| 24.3530 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | I work for 'Big Burgundy' | Mon Apr 19 1993 15:37 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen on Friday, on an (unknown) red American sports car, US registered,
    driving through a small Flemish village a few miles outside Brussels...
    
    SWIVEL
    
    Like it!
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3531 | XJ220 | NEEPS::IRVINE | It would appear I *AM* a number! | Tue Apr 20 1993 12:04 | 8 | 
|  |     seen on way to office last WED...
    
    Green XJ220... didn't get a chance to see the plates, but gawd it was
    huge!  I mean there was a 7 series hedgehog behind the Jag and when I
    checked through my rearview mirror I could see a substantial amount of
    JAG either side of the beemer.... 
    
    Bob (totally impressed.... jealous... etc...)
 | 
| 24.3532 | Was it British racing green? | PEKING::ATKINSA |  | Tue Apr 20 1993 14:46 | 11 | 
|  |     
    I'll agree with note -1,the Jag is huge,I have such trouble parking
    mine.
    
    
    But really I sat in one in Lancaster Jaguar,in Pangbourne and was
    totally amazed at how the claimed to be able to get this beast from
    0-60 in under 4sec.
    
    Andy.
    
 | 
| 24.3533 |  | NEEPS::IRVINE | It would appear I *AM* a number! | Tue Apr 20 1993 14:49 | 4 | 
|  |     It was a very dark metallic green, not unlike the dark green met used
    by Audi / VW / Bmer
    
    Bob
 | 
| 24.3534 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Wed Apr 21 1993 08:41 | 8 | 
|  |     Heading towards Lower Earley from Shire Hall direction this am...
    
    Large black Merc with PAL 1N
    
    You don't think it was Michael, do you.....?
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3535 |  | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Wed Apr 21 1993 11:08 | 5 | 
|  | 	Seen whilst travelling to Newbury:
	RAB 81 T - RAB81T - RABBIT
	Attached to an old Toy-motor-Supra
 | 
| 24.3536 |  | PAKORA::EGRANT | I'm a perfect 10. What's your I.Q. | Wed Apr 21 1993 12:24 | 24 | 
|  |     
    	Around the Falkirk area  ---:
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    				M.A.D.
    			  School Of Motoring
    
    
    
    
    
 | 
| 24.3537 | Seen on M4 | YUPPY::RAVEN |  | Wed Apr 21 1993 16:09 | 7 | 
|  | On the M4 last Friday evening .... Well it made me giggle anyway...
On the back of a White dust covered Group 4 security Transit van...    
Written in the dust ..... Caution Being Driven
                          By Escaped Prisoner...
 | 
| 24.3538 | pussy | WOTVAX::BROWNR | Andy Brown | Wed Apr 21 1993 17:05 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen a couple of weeks ago on the South Circular (I think!):
    
    7 series metallic grey beemer driven by a very good looking blonde -
    reg. PUS 1.  The 1 was made to look very much like an I.
 | 
| 24.3539 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | but that's not my real job | Wed Apr 21 1993 17:34 | 5 | 
|  | re.3538:
Pusi? Yuk!
Dave.
 | 
| 24.3540 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Thu Apr 22 1993 10:13 | 6 | 
|  | 
On the M4, being passed by everything in sight....
A Trabant
 | 
| 24.3541 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Hurray, xxxxxxxxxxxx | Thu Apr 22 1993 10:19 | 9 | 
|  |     On almost any M-way, being passed by everything in sight....
    
    
    
    A Nova GSi
    
    
    
    :-) sorry Jane
 | 
| 24.3542 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Thu Apr 22 1993 10:28 | 4 | 
|  |     
>    :-) sorry Jane
I should think so too !
 | 
| 24.3543 |  | KRAKAR::WARWICK | Can't you just... ? | Thu Apr 22 1993 12:40 | 2 | 
|  |     
    Driving through Henley the other week, I saw an MX-5, numberplate MX 5.
 | 
| 24.3544 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | I work for 'Big Burgundy' | Thu Apr 22 1993 16:15 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen today, whilst I was driving from heathrow to DEC Park. A red
    Renault 19 mumble, plated (and spaced):
    
    A 16V NC 
    
    Quite what the NC stands for I don't know...
 | 
| 24.3545 |  | NEEPS::IRVINE | Floating Air Biscuit coming your way | Thu Apr 22 1993 16:44 | 7 | 
|  |     re. 24.3544
    
    >>Quite what the NC stands for I don't know...
    
    I aint sure but maybe its for NERDY CAR???
    
    Bob  ;^)
 | 
| 24.3546 |  | TIMMII::TOMMII::RDAVIES | Amateur Expert | Thu Apr 22 1993 16:45 | 5 | 
|  | Nearly collapsed? (bearing in mind the suspension problems!) :-)
Near me (in Thatcham) is a R19 TSE with a plate of A19 TSE Wow!
Richard
 | 
| 24.3547 | re .3535  cheeky bugger ! | CURRNT::CARSON | Paul Carson 100117,[email protected] | Fri Apr 23 1993 15:12 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.3548 |  | SBPEXE::KING_C | Sheepless nights and fleeceless days | Mon Apr 26 1993 10:01 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Saw a hefty looking BMW 5 series yesterday on the M3 with a 540i badge
    on it and big wheels.  Is this a production model or an Alpina/Hertge
    thing?  If it's standard I wonder how long it'll be before the
    Hampshire Constabulary start using 'em...
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.3549 |  | WAYOUT::WAYOUT::LOAT | Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! | Mon Apr 26 1993 13:19 | 4 | 
|  | 
I think the 540i is a new(ish) production model with a 4 litre v8 in it.
Steve.
 | 
| 24.3550 | GRA55 | PAKORA::MFORREST |  | Mon Apr 26 1993 13:34 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen on the M9 a wee while ago,
                                   a green Range Rover with plate GRA55
     
                not bad!!
                      
 | 
| 24.3551 |  | MGB::GILLOTT | Mark Gillott, CBN, 831-3172 (RKG) | Mon Apr 26 1993 16:43 | 14 | 
|  | 
Seen yesterday outside a small pub in Northumberland:
	
	Red (naturally) Ferrari 3xx GTS with number plate "GTS 100"
(RE: xx,  excuse  my  ignorance, but I'm not sure of the number, I assume it
was just 308, but I thought it read 386, is there such a beast?). 
*and* later whilst returning home on the A69:
	a very nice looking TVR Grifith with "FOO 92".
 | 
| 24.3552 | What will they think of next... | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Tue Apr 27 1993 12:21 | 4 | 
|  | Wow,
a Ferrari 386... styling by Bertone
                  powered by Intel !
 | 
| 24.3553 |  | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Never heard of him | Tue Apr 27 1993 13:01 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Owned by Woking Council - 
    
    two lage VIP chariots - WOK 1 ,  WOK 2.
    
    GaryW
 | 
| 24.3554 |  | SUBURB::THOMASH | The Devon Dumpling | Tue Apr 27 1993 13:11 | 9 | 
|  | 
	Car at the DECpark roundabout
	J  MA50N
	Heather
 | 
| 24.3555 | Your mortgage pays for... | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..Morph the Borg | Thu Apr 29 1993 11:39 | 2 | 
|  |     Emerging from Halifax Building Soc. executive car-park on a Daimler
    Sovereign - HX 1
 | 
| 24.3556 |  | WARNUT::RICE | A Watch company with a Burgundy Logo | Thu Apr 29 1993 16:45 | 6 | 
|  |     This morning M56/M6 junction.
    
    Brit racing green TVR (GRIFFIN/GRIFFITH ?)  reg: J 900 TVR.
    Very nice anyway, poncey reg or not.
    
    Stevie.
 | 
| 24.3557 | BAB 1T | WOTVAX::LEDGERD |  | Thu Apr 29 1993 17:21 | 7 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    	Seen on M62 two weeks ago, on a Jaguar (I think), BAB 1T, made his
    money out of sandwiches ?
    
    Dave.
    
 | 
| 24.3558 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Thu Apr 29 1993 17:23 | 3 | 
|  | >    Brit racing green TVR (GRIFFIN/GRIFFITH ?)  reg: J 900 TVR.
Griffith.
 | 
| 24.3559 | VAX 4000 for sale at �169.95. | ROCKS::SHARMA |  | Fri Apr 30 1993 11:35 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen in a Wokingham shop window on my way to work,
    
    	VAX4000 on sale for �169.95.
    
    
    	I guess it was some sort of domestic appliance 
 | 
| 24.3560 | Must have been awake coming to work tonight !! | KIRKTN::CDOUDIE | Glencoe 1692 R.I.P. | Sun May 02 1993 23:06 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Outside the Champany Inn (bit of a toff steakhouse restaurant)
    
    Blue Roller......G 1
    
    a bit further along...a dead fox...not often you see them either.
    
    colin
 | 
| 24.3561 | I free locks? | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Tue May 04 1993 10:27 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen yesterday on a locksmiths van
    
              A3 LOX
    
    
 | 
| 24.3562 |  | SIOG::KANE | give quiche a tranche | Tue May 04 1993 10:50 | 4 | 
|  | 
    Blue Renault - "RED 5" I think. It passed that quickly.
    Alain.
 | 
| 24.3563 | Cab!! | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Tue May 04 1993 11:00 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Friday in Covent Garden 
    
    
    	A Honda 90    'A1 CAB' . It had the standard attachment for someone
    	doing the knowledge, The handle bar mounted clipboard.
 | 
| 24.3564 |  | KERNEL::SALMONJ | Jason Salmon | Tue May 04 1993 12:19 | 8 | 
|  |     On the M4 westbound just before the M25 junction.
    A grey Rover (one of the big ones) H659 GTM,
    with a big blue light flashing on the dashboard, pulling over what
    looked like a 7 series BMW.
    
    
    
    Jason.
 | 
| 24.3565 | Elva? | RDGENG::RUSLING | Dave Rusling REO2 G/E9 830-4380 | Tue May 04 1993 13:11 | 5 | 
|  | 
	I saw E nnn LVA on a Lotus over the weekend.  Was this 
	deliberate (ie ELVA)?
	Dave
 | 
| 24.3566 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Wed May 05 1993 10:45 | 9 | 
|  |     re .3564
    
    I don't think we should be making a practice of entering the reggies of
    unmarked police cars here.
    
    Besides, you'll never remember them when you really need to...
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3567 | Now wheres that list of reggies ?. | SEDSWS::OXFORD | eezer good ! | Wed May 05 1993 11:14 | 6 | 
|  |     
    re -1
    
    
    Why not ?.
    
 | 
| 24.3568 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | Expectation Manager | Wed May 05 1993 11:29 | 5 | 
|  | I saw the same grey Rover near Swindon last week. You can spot it easily without
seeng the number plate as there is a conspicuous piece of equipment hanging down
inside the middle of the car.
Dave.
 | 
| 24.3570 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Wed May 05 1993 13:04 | 11 | 
|  |     Where I come from (ie the north of Ireland), having lists of reggies of
    unmarked police cars can land you in jail.  Obviously it isn't as
    serious over here, but I suspect it would be dealt with by the police
    in the same way as, say, flashing your lights to warn other drivers of
    a speed trap.  And if we all do it, they can add "conspiring to" to the
    charge sheet...
    
    I'm not certain, but I believe this to be the case.
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3571 | Another consideration | VANGA::KERRELL | Expectation Manager | Wed May 05 1993 13:17 | 5 | 
|  | Digital won't thank you should someone bring it to the attention of the police
or press....
Dave.
 | 
| 24.3572 |  | TRUCKS::BUSHEN_P | But I'm unlucky in cards _as well_ | Wed May 05 1993 16:07 | 13 | 
|  | what notes conference shall we use to keep a list of safe streets
or how about houses with back doors unlocked
:-) :-)
I'm against the idea - if it's not illegal it should be
The police are there to protect innocents like me from speeding lunatics
Paul~
(well actually I have been done for speeding too...)
 | 
| 24.3573 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Rik Watson (7) 782 2238 | Wed May 05 1993 16:44 | 10 | 
|  |     If a driver is sufficiently aware of his or her surroundings that they
    can recognise an unmarked police car by any of the well known techniques
    (No dealer sticker, odd mirrors, extra aerial etc) then they they are
    probably a safe driver because they will be aware of all the other cars
    as well. If, on the other hand the driver is not up to the task of
    spotting the police car then they should get done for undue care and
    attn. Any driver caught by a marked police car should have their licence
    remove for gross inabiliy.
    
    	Rik-not-a-wind-up
 | 
| 24.3574 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Wed May 05 1993 17:06 | 6 | 
|  |     re -1
    
    You'll probably get nabbed on the way home tonight.....
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3575 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Rik Watson (7) 782 2238 | Wed May 05 1993 17:30 | 5 | 
|  |     I know, I known. I was touching wood at the time.
    
    Note that I didn't say which class of driver I was :- )
    
    	Rik -attempting-to-be-a-good-driver-not-always-succeeding
 | 
| 24.3576 | Watch out in Neuch�tel! | NSDC::KENNEDY_C | Going places .... | Wed May 05 1993 17:42 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Well Rik, if you can spot an unmarked Police car through a plastic rear
    screen, and at night, then you wouldn't end up getting nicked like I
    did.
 | 
| 24.3577 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Rik Watson (7) 782 2238 | Thu May 06 1993 09:21 | 12 | 
|  |     Point taken, but I never drive in places I can't pronounce� anyway :-)
    
    Out of interest, by `a plastic rear screen' I assume your talking aout
    your car, not the police one. I which case (during the day at least)
    you could see the car when you overtook it - unless it was going faster
    than you (with no flashing lights on, not in active pursute of a crime)
     - in which case you can do them for speeding�
    
    	Rik
    
    �Let alone spell!
    �This has happened!!
 | 
| 24.3578 | Me maw Me maw   - not a small Scottish person shouting to his/her mother ! | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Thu May 06 1993 09:23 | 12 | 
|  | Re: about the last 12 notes or so...
Up here in Scotland, I have now noticed that the police are using an increasing
number of different coloured unmarked cars.  
ie: instead of the trad. white, they now also use blue, red and green buggies.
Another point to note, is that they are also using unmarked hatchbacks as well
as the saloon counterpart - Rover 827 and Granada.
Makes them all the harder to see now !
Warren_who_slows_down_when_he_sees_any_big_car_with_two_occupants.
 | 
| 24.3580 | ;^) | MUGGER::LEACH | There's a hole in my fuel pipe... | Thu May 06 1993 10:01 | 3 | 
|  | >>    Point taken, but I never drive in places I can't pronounce� anyway :-)
    
    Thats limits your scope a bit doesn't it Rik ?
 | 
| 24.3581 |  | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, NTCC, Birmingham UK | Thu May 06 1993 13:21 | 7 | 
|  | Re: .3579
>2) Large car with no mudflaps
Why should Police not have mud-flaps?
mb
 | 
| 24.3582 | Why no headrests ? | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Ain't it great ! | Thu May 06 1993 13:36 | 5 | 
|  | > Large/luxury car with no rear headrests
    
    ...Or no headrests ?
    
    Terry
 | 
| 24.3583 | Are they available yet? | NSDC::KENNEDY_C | Going places .... | Thu May 06 1993 13:39 | 2 | 
|  |     
    New C-class Merc, escorting Le Tour de Suisse.
 | 
| 24.3585 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Burgundy? Thassawine innit? | Thu May 06 1993 16:59 | 3 | 
|  |     Did you forget the "two reverse gears"?
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3586 | Can I keep the blue lights?  Please! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Fri May 07 1993 08:33 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Speaking of Senators,
    
    	I saw six this morning involved in closing/patroling on the M4,due
    to an accident between J12,13.
    		Where did you find your ex-police car?
    
    Andy...They-look-so-yummy.
    
 | 
| 24.3587 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Fri May 07 1993 08:45 | 9 | 
|  |     Yesterday afternoon, about 3 o'clock...
    
    Cruising about overhead Deathpark, one airship, clear blue skies,
    sunshine etc.
    
    What a lovely way to spend an afternoon (and get paid for it!).
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3589 | Been places, seen lots | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Fri May 07 1993 09:18 | 12 | 
|  |     
    
    The other day near swiss cottage , outside a Mercedes Benz dealer, A
    red Porsche 911 with a reg Plate MX 7.
    
    Yesterday on the way to work a 3 series BMW  ' A Beem'.
    
    
    An finally a C type Jag on the A1 last night, in nice British Racing
    Green With White roundals.
    
    
 | 
| 24.3590 | Crafty li'l devils | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri May 07 1993 09:22 | 5 | 
|  | Re note 79 (i think)
The police do you metallic painted cars.
I have seen met blue granada and a met blue sierra xr 4x4.
Twin rear view mirrors are a bit of a give-away though.
 | 
| 24.3591 | big engine in big jam.. | UBOHUB::BELL_A1 | still they want more | Fri May 07 1993 09:23 | 7 | 
|  |     
    seen this morning in Chobham (Surrey) a bright red Alfa Romeo SZ, no
    other markings but it looked fast sat in a traffic jam. BTW the guy
    looked at my ZZR1100 with a I want look as I filtered through the
    traffic and stopped next to him, momentarily....
    
    Alan.
 | 
| 24.3592 | One of the most notorious speed trap roads... | MASALA::IJOHNSTON |  | Fri May 07 1993 09:28 | 6 | 
|  |     re. Undercover cars.
    
    On the A9 the Police even use a gold Volvo 740 turbo estate.
    
    Ian.
    
 | 
| 24.3593 | hate e-mail on the way... | SIOG::KANE | give quiche a tranche | Fri May 07 1993 10:37 | 5 | 
|  |     re. zee-zee R 1100
    
    That's one of my all-time-favourite bikes of all time <mate>
    
    Just thought I'd annunciate that.
 | 
| 24.3594 | How did they manage that then ?????? | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Fri May 07 1993 10:44 | 5 | 
|  | >Yesterday on the way to work a 3 series BMW  ' A Beem'.
	No numbers here !
Andy
 | 
| 24.3595 |  | KERNEL::SHELLEYR |  | Fri May 07 1993 10:47 | 5 | 
|  |     �A Beem
    
    Could it be A8 EEM ?
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.3596 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Fri May 07 1993 11:05 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    It probably was A8 eem. Nobody seems to bother about the fact the the
    spacing in wrong and the letters are missleading. Never mind , the
    driver might find it a tad more difficult to get the thing MOT'd next
    time.
    
    Garry
 | 
| 24.3597 | Keep it in the family !! | SUBURB::BETTSC |  | Fri May 07 1993 11:10 | 9 | 
|  |     Don't be fooled, the Police Driver Training School (Thames Valley)
    use a multitude of different cars and often test potential new cars.
    
    They also have the ability to stop anybody committing a motoring
    offence.
    
    Chris (Who got pulled over in a hire car, worse still the Police Driving 
    Examiner was my father !!!).
     
 | 
| 24.3598 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri May 07 1993 12:49 | 3 | 
|  | 
A new BMW 850i   nice looking car...not BMWish at all !
 | 
| 24.3599 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Fri May 07 1993 12:58 | 11 | 
|  | 850i is distinctly BMWish due to the kidney grille.
As for unmarked cars. I guess I'll have to pay more attention
to other cars on the road and look out for uprated alternator
and brake discs as well as the welds and strengthening in
hidden places and the interior while I'm driving down the 
motorway. How could I ever have missed them?
Ian
 | 
| 24.3600 | There's more.. | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri May 07 1993 13:04 | 1 | 
|  | Dont forget to check for the two reverse gears !!  :-)
 | 
| 24.3601 | What I look for is... | RDGENG::RUSLING | Dave Rusling REO2 G/E9 830-4380 | Fri May 07 1993 13:20 | 14 | 
|  | 
	What I look for is a large orange line down the sides and
	a blue light on top or....
	(1) more ariels than usual (3+)
	(2) two people in front seats (usually with short hair cuts)
	(3) white shirts with epulets 
	Of course now  you've mastered the sort of observation 
	neccessary for spotting the police in any direction at any
	speed, then you've reached advanced driver status.  An 
	alternative is to stay completely blameless (within the law).
	Dave (who's never been stopped by the police)
 | 
| 24.3602 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri May 07 1993 13:26 | 7 | 
|  | 
Re: .3599
> 850i is distinctly BMWish due to the kidney grille.
not the one I saw...it was an elongated pear-drop shape, with almost no grille 
at all.
 | 
| 24.3603 | They make a few cars like this | MUGGER::LEACH | There's a hole in my fuel pipe... | Fri May 07 1993 13:44 | 8 | 
|  | >>not the one I saw...it was an elongated pear-drop shape, with almost no grille 
>>at all.
    
    Not at all like the 6 series BMW's then.
    
    
    Shaun.
    
 | 
| 24.3604 | They're behind you. | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Fri May 07 1993 14:45 | 13 | 
|  |     
    RE 24.3601
    
    I must agree with Dave here,I always look for the number of
    occupance,dress code.I also look for a small box like item either
    mounted next to the rear view mirror,or on the dash,small box being
    video camera.I've sat at the roundabout near Shire hall and seen a blue
    24valve 827i Rover pull up along side with a small JVC video cam on
    board.There were to smartly dressed gents on board. (The driver did
    have both hands on the steering wheel and his partner was holding his
    can of drink).
    
    	Andy...
 | 
| 24.3605 |  | MASALA::GMCKEE |  | Sun May 09 1993 21:21 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Very nice cars,
    
    2 BMW 850i's within 20 yards of each other. Navy one with reg ABC 123
    and a red one. They were in the box holders car park at Ibrox. In 
    between them was a Merc 300 SE with the reg HGV 12.
    
    Also on a red XR31  CUE 2 1T...on Princes Street Edin. 
 | 
| 24.3606 | Duck ! | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Mon May 10 1993 11:40 | 5 | 
|  | Re: police cars(unmarked)
The passenger will now sometimes slink in his seat so that if you are behind the 
car (ie overtaking) you may not see 2 occupants until you are passed them.
In other words, the front headrest hides the shape of his head.
 | 
| 24.3607 | No luck | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Mon May 10 1993 12:36 | 9 | 
|  | Seen on Saturday night at pictures..
Nove SR with broken front 1/4 window and 2 burst door locks.
So what ?
It was my car !!!
Little ba****ds should be hung !
 | 
| 24.3608 | Perhaps C.I.D. | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Mon May 10 1993 12:36 | 12 | 
|  |     
    Seen this morning.
    
    	A red Cavalier charging down the fast lane of the M4 west bound
    between J11 and J12,I think it was a unmarked Police car,perhaps it's
    some thing to do with the flashing blue light on the dash.
    
    	Andy.
    
    P.s. the guy looked as if he was on his own,he was also wearing a
    T-shirt not a shirt and tie.
    
 | 
| 24.3609 | B$#@%$#@^%@^^%%^@ds | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Mon May 10 1993 12:48 | 8 | 
|  |     
    RE-2
    
    Hanging!
    
    
    Send me an invite!
    
 | 
| 24.3610 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Mon May 10 1993 12:51 | 6 | 
|  | Are you sure it was the flashing blue light? Did you check
the alternator?
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3611 | B***%&^#Ds | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Mon May 10 1993 13:08 | 6 | 
|  | Re 3609 :
  Would you like a front row seat or stand in the Gallows ?   :-)
Believe me, I wasn't smiling when I saw the damage in real light on Sunday 
morning !
 | 
| 24.3612 |  | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Never heard of him | Mon May 10 1993 14:04 | 11 | 
|  |     Seen this morning whilst sitting in traffic on M3- 
    
    Red 944   with plate of S5.
    
    Looked remarkably like SS. 
    
    Sharon Stone maybe ( didn't see her wheels when she left my place this
    morning) or could have been Adolf Hitler.
    
    
    GaryW
 | 
| 24.3613 | Dream on | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Mon May 10 1993 15:50 | 7 | 
|  | Someone please wake GaryW up.
She wasn't driving a Porsche, it was my ferrari !
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 | 
| 24.3614 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Mon May 10 1993 16:25 | 11 | 
|  | Hang on. I saw a black 911 with the plate S5 on it the
other day on the A339 heading towards Basingstoke. The guy
driving weas a complete idiot, overtaking everything in 
sight and cutting in front of people to avoid head on
collisions. Apparantly the car is notorious for pissing
people off on that stretch of road.
And I'm positive the number was S5
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3615 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Rik Watson (7) 782 2238 | Mon May 10 1993 16:40 | 5 | 
|  |     And remember children it is much better to have a head on collision than
    to cut someone up :-)
    
    But I agree people who drive like that give 'fast' car driver a bad
    name.
 | 
| 24.3616 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Burgundy? Thassawine innit? | Mon May 10 1993 17:01 | 5 | 
|  |     I'm surprised anyone with a plate like S5 would dare behave like that.
    Aside from the ease of remembering the plate, the car itself is 
    noticeable, and there's always someone who'll shop you.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3617 |  | WIZZER::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Mon May 10 1993 17:32 | 10 | 
|  | Now you come to mention it...
I remember being overtaken on solid line edged chevrons by
a black porsche reg S5 with all fog lights blazing (on the A339).
I kindly flashed my headlights to indicate my presence and in 
the vain hope he might understand that he'd left his dazzling 
rear fog lights on aswell, only to be rewarded with a slamming
on of the brakes, I did likewise and heard the sounds of skidding
from the car behind and waited for the thud...
tp
 | 
| 24.3618 | Not typical of Porsche drivers ! | MUGGER::LEACH | There's a hole in my fuel pipe... | Mon May 10 1993 17:37 | 5 | 
|  |     I would just like to point out that my Porsche is not black, my
    registration plate is not S5, I no longer drive along the A339 and I do
    not drive like that !
    
    Shaun.
 | 
| 24.3619 |  | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Sharon Leyland | Mon May 10 1993 17:51 | 4 | 
|  |     On the M4 near Bristol a dark coloured bentley (I think) with the
    number plate HRH 1 Y...
    
    Charlie boy perhaps????
 | 
| 24.3620 | An antiroyalist through and through! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Tue May 11 1993 07:27 | 15 | 
|  |     
    RE "Charlie boy"
    
    
    I think his reg would be:
    
    		8 I G    E A R 5
    
    or
    
    		N 0   D 1.
    
    Andy.
    
    
 | 
| 24.3621 | Eagle eyed ! | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Tue May 11 1993 09:50 | 10 | 
|  | RE. .3619
	I have seen this car before, had a gawp inside but didn't recognise 
anyone..
RE. .3604
	Are you sure it was a JVC and not a Sony ?????
A 
 | 
| 24.3622 |  | MASALA::IJOHNSTON |  | Tue May 11 1993 10:43 | 8 | 
|  |     Re HRH 1 Y
    
    Is this not Bryan May (Of the band Queen)
    
    I seem to remember seeing something in some magazine.
    
    
    Ian.
 | 
| 24.3623 | With a squint.! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Tue May 11 1993 10:58 | 8 | 
|  |     RE-2
    
    Yep,i'm sure I saw JVC on the side of the camera,and there was a small
    ounce of fly dump on the lens,but perhaps my eyesight isn't what it
    used to be.
    
    	Andy.
    
 | 
| 24.3624 |  | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Never heard of him | Thu May 13 1993 10:43 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Seen on M3 again (notorious for cars)
    
    PAC I
    
    
    No mails please, I only report what I see :-)
    
    Gary
 | 
| 24.3625 | cavalier turbo..whistle while they work ?? | UBOHUB::BELL_A1 | still they want more | Thu May 13 1993 12:38 | 14 | 
|  |     
    re -1
       Gary,
          it's funny but I see tend to see may cars (some interesting) on
    the M3. Yesterday I saw a police patrol car (nice Surrey livery) this
    was a lowered cavalier GSI (by design) but when it passed the rear
    badges were still evident*. These badges were GSI, 16v, 4X4 and Turbo.
    So be careful out there 'cause the police are using rather fast
    vehicles these days.
    
    Alan
    
    * patrol cars usually have the "distinquishing" badges removed, ie GL, 
      GTi, LXi etc
 | 
| 24.3626 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Thu May 13 1993 12:52 | 6 | 
|  | I didn't think there was a GS1 16v 4x4 Turbo Cavalier. Are you sure it
wasn't Kevin and Tracey who've just traded in their Capri with a GTi and
Turbo badge on the back and one of those Cosworth spoilers???
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3627 |  | UBOHUB::BELL_A1 | still they want more | Thu May 13 1993 14:29 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Ian,
        the look of the "turbo" was just that, an added extra. Had the car
    not had "ECILOP" on the front and "POLICE" on the sides and back I
    would have put it down as a "MDC" addon extra, but as the car looked
    lower than a standard GSI and the roof mounted light bar was covered in
    black plastic (ala binliners) I assumed that Surrey Constabulary has
    just taken delivery of a new "WPC" (Whicked Police Car).
    
    Alan.
       
 | 
| 24.3628 | Silly question time... | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Thu May 13 1993 15:43 | 9 | 
|  | Alan, 
what does MDC stand for ????
Yeah yeah, I'm thick.
Warren
 | 
| 24.3629 |  | UBOHUB::BELL_A1 | still they want more | Fri May 14 1993 09:52 | 8 | 
|  |     
    brand name to follow:
    
    
         MOTORIST DISCOUNT CENTRE.
    
    
    Alan
 | 
| 24.3630 | I've seen the dark | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri May 14 1993 10:40 | 4 | 
|  | The candle flickers !!
Cheers Alan.
 | 
| 24.3631 |  | IOSG::HORSFIELD | Autonomy does not preclude predictability | Mon May 17 1993 09:13 | 5 | 
|  | 	H1 TEA
	
	on a mercedes 500
	
	jack 
 | 
| 24.3632 |  | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Mon May 17 1993 10:14 | 5 | 
|  | 
	KAT1E on an old Merc....
	Andy
 | 
| 24.3634 | Incredible! | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Sharon Leyland | Mon May 17 1993 17:34 | 4 | 
|  |     I saw that incident too and was equally appauled (SP?).  I thought it
    was against the law to stop any nearer than 25yards to a junction?
    
    What on earth were they both thinking of?
 | 
| 24.3635 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Tue May 18 1993 10:14 | 4 | 
|  |     
    An  Volvo 940 with not so many computer controlled bits 
    
    				1 ROM 
 | 
| 24.3636 |  | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Tue May 18 1993 10:57 | 4 | 
|  | 
	A Nissan Primera 16 valve GT with: K 16V GT
	Andy
 | 
| 24.3637 |  | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Sharon Leyland | Tue May 18 1993 11:50 | 5 | 
|  |     I can only guess what this car was from the number plate...
    
    			A16 TVR
    
    Nice red colour though!
 | 
| 24.3638 |  | RIOT01::KING | Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn | Tue May 18 1993 11:58 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Seen on a Merc 500 S?? near where I live in Portsmouth -
    
    	1 PUR
    
    
    It would have looked a lot better on the convertible XJS V12 next to it
    though I reckon... =;*)
    
    C.
 | 
| 24.3639 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON | Call me anything but late | Tue May 18 1993 23:12 | 7 | 
|  |     21:28 yesterday, red XR2i burning off into the wide black yonder from 
    Newbury.
    
    Yup, it was mine, some **** decided to take it for a drive without my
    permission and has yet to return it to me.
    
    -Tony
 | 
| 24.3640 |  | KERNEL::SHELLEYR |  | Wed May 19 1993 09:13 | 3 | 
|  |     Did you ever get an alarm fitted, Tony ?
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.3641 |  | CYCLIC::TURNER |  | Wed May 19 1993 10:33 | 7 | 
|  | Re .3640
 Comiserations Tony.
 I still miss my R5 Gt Turbo That suffered the same fate last July.
	Barrie.
 | 
| 24.3642 | M = Medallion Man | WARNUT::RICE | A Watch company with a Burgundy Logo | Wed May 19 1993 12:25 | 15 | 
|  |     last night in Frodsham, (look it up on map - hint, it's not down south)
    
    A   BMW M535 with the reg,  M 535 MAN,  before anyone asks how it can
    be "M" reg the clue is in the last 3 letters "MAN", yes it was over
    from the IOM.
    
    I know I have a warped sense of humour, but driving behind I kept
    getting this mental picture of what an "M535 MAN" looked like, the
    picture was of some overweight, overpaid oldie with an open shirt, big 
    medallion and chunky jewellery,  rather than somebody who would
    appreciate an M535 properly (like me).
    
    Stevie.
    (who is slightly overweight, not a young as he was but certainly
    couldn't afford an "M" type Beemer)
 | 
| 24.3643 |  | BLKPUD::WILLIAMSH |  | Wed May 19 1993 17:14 | 3 | 
|  |     Seen in Knutsford, on a BMW.    ' 1 UNE '    it wasn't LHD Though!
    
    Huw. 
 | 
| 24.3644 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON | Call me anything but late. | Thu May 20 1993 02:19 | 11 | 
|  |     Roy, Barrie,
    
    The car has now been found burned out in the woods, 20 miles from where
    it was stolen. I wonder about the mentality of these people, was it
    worth the risk ?
    
    I had a VSL alarm fitted at delivery but the batteries had died a
    couple of days back and being on night shift I wasn't in a position to
    replace them.
    
    -Tony
 | 
| 24.3645 | 2nd 959 i've seen on the road. | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Thu May 20 1993 08:10 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Seen yesterday on the way to college.
    
    
    	Pug 305 GLX  with reg  P GT1 
    		Probably worth a few bob to a boy racer.
    
    	Porsche 959 with trade plates.
    		A red one.
    Andy
    
 | 
| 24.3646 | I thought VSL disabled the car ? | KERNEL::SHELLEYR |  | Thu May 20 1993 09:25 | 7 | 
|  |     Tony, 
    
    Bad news indeed as I guess Digital will have to foot the bill.
    
    At least you'll be able to get an RS 1800 now ?
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.3647 | Almost know that sinking feeling | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri May 21 1993 10:56 | 17 | 
|  | Hard lines Tony.
It appears that most of us nowadays know only too well, the feeling of returning
to the car to find either a broken windows(s), scratched paint, burst lock(s) or 
even worse , a big space where the car once was.
I *only* had the a 1/4 window smashed and both door locks burst, but it still 
cost $120 to fix, the car now needs two keys, and you end up feeling sick.
Bring back hanging.
Might be a bit extreme some would say, but what the hell, these gits may stop
if they really knew the penalties they faced.
It would also cut the insurance premiums   ;-)
Warren
 | 
| 24.3648 | Another unsatisfied customer | MUGGER::LEACH | There's a hole in my fuel pipe... | Fri May 21 1993 13:23 | 11 | 
|  | >>Might be a bit extreme some would say, but what the hell, these gits may stop
>>if they really knew the penalties they faced.
    
    You mean if they're caught !
    
    I have found the police to be uninterested with stolen radios, badges
    etc.  Their attitude seems to be that there is so little chance of
    catching the B*#$@%*s.
    
    Shaun.
    
 | 
| 24.3649 | No sir, we are police, we do not catch criminals... | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri May 21 1993 13:54 | 7 | 
|  | Shaun,
you must have spoken to the same CID man that I did.
-- about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.
Warren
 | 
| 24.3650 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | get off of my fence | Fri May 21 1993 14:01 | 4 | 
|  | Well, if you will keep voting in a government that under pays, under resources,
and undermines the police, what do you expect?
Dave.
 | 
| 24.3651 |  | SIOG::KANE | give quiche a tranche | Fri May 21 1993 14:23 | 1 | 
|  |     Undercover policing ?
 | 
| 24.3652 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri May 21 1993 14:36 | 9 | 
|  | 
Re: .3650 
>Well, if you will keep voting in a government that under pays, under resources,
>and undermines the police, what do you expect?
The Labour alternative is no better where police funding is concerned...
too many bleeding heart blasted liberals in that party !
 | 
| 24.3653 |  | SUBURB::THOMASH | The Devon Dumpling | Fri May 21 1993 14:59 | 10 | 
|  | 
	A5K  CA
	Buy  1
	Both on the A33 Blazingsmoke to Reading a couple of days ago.
	Heather
 | 
| 24.3654 | Am I being thick (answers on a postcard) | WARNUT::RICE | A Watch company with a Burgundy Logo | Fri May 21 1993 15:27 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Re   <<< Note 24.3653 by SUBURB::THOMASH "The Devon Dumpling" >>>
    
    >>        A5K  CA
    
    Don't understand this one ?
 | 
| 24.3655 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | get off of my fence | Fri May 21 1993 15:46 | 16 | 
|  | re.3652:
>The Labour alternative is no better where police funding is concerned...
So, are you saying we should vote for the Liberal Democrats or that we should
accept second best?
Dave.
P.S. Labour committed more funds to policing in their last general election
campaign.
P.P.S
>too many bleeding heart blasted liberals in that party !
As opposed to the hang 'em and flog 'em brigade elsewhere?
 | 
| 24.3656 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri May 21 1993 17:28 | 13 | 
|  | 
>P.S. Labour committed more funds to policing in their last general election
>campaign.
It doesn't matter what is promised during election campaigns does it ?
>>too many bleeding heart blasted liberals in that party !
>As opposed to the hang 'em and flog 'em brigade elsewhere?
Two extremes, neither particularly encouraging...
 | 
| 24.3657 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON | Call me anything but late. | Sat May 22 1993 01:28 | 6 | 
|  |     Warren, thanks for your support mate,
    
    BTW, your reference to Sinking Feeling, have you seen my band live or
    is this a coincidence ??????
    
    -tony (Sinking Feeling was a name of a track we did)
 | 
| 24.3658 | Wish it was mine | KIRKTN::DMILNE |  | Sat May 22 1993 15:44 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen on a new 5 series BMW,
    
    
    ICUP
    
    
    then again you might no........
 | 
| 24.3659 | A did....honest...!! | KURMA::SWRIGHT | You Noa Whit.....you never be a Whit..!! | Sat May 22 1993 16:38 | 6 | 
|  |     Ive also seen this one Dav...
    It used to be on a Old Classic Capri this plate
    
    
    Seen on a Lada in  Bo'ness      BO N35S 
    
 | 
| 24.3660 | HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THE FIESTA | KURMA::DMILNE |  | Sat May 22 1993 16:45 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen on a red fiesta in Boness,
    
    
    AUD 1 OR WAS IT D1 PPY         
    
    Also on a fso polonez  5 HIT   
 | 
| 24.3661 | as seen on M25 | BROUGH::DAVIES | Not Also, but ONLY | Mon May 24 1993 08:58 | 8 | 
|  | Seen on M25 yesterday A VW garage pickup
	A1D   VW   
	appropriate huh ?
/s
 | 
| 24.3662 | Did a lot of driving this weekend | SEDSWS::OXFORD | eezer good ! | Mon May 24 1993 11:00 | 14 | 
|  |     
    Seen over this weekend. 
    
    Nissan 200zx.    reg: K200X
    
    Old mk4 Cortina  reg: BAD 541T. Had a modified "4".plate read BAD SH*T
    
    190E             reg: H1KEE 
    
    Sierra Saphire   reg: F TR1X ( must mean something to the owner)
    
    
    
    Nick.
 | 
| 24.3663 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Mon May 24 1993 11:06 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Parked outside my house last night, a Rolls Royce
    
        'Ro11s'
 | 
| 24.3664 |  | KERNEL::MCGOWAN |  | Mon May 24 1993 13:29 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen in large white letters on the side of a sewage tanker
    
    "The motion is carried"
    
    Pete
 | 
| 24.3665 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Just another peasant | Mon May 24 1993 14:35 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen at Heathrow on Sunday:
    
    A Merc sports with the plate ORL1X
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3666 | Yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnn | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Mon May 24 1993 15:31 | 3 | 
|  | Re -1 :
       It's enough to put you to sleep    ;-)
 | 
| 24.3667 | Sad man quite likes this topic... | WOTVAX::BANKSM | Out to Lunch | Mon May 24 1993 17:57 | 19 | 
|  |     At least it gives us long distance drivers some amusement. (More fun
    than counting the traffic cones).
    
    Seen in Ashton-under-Lyne on Saturday:
    
    	A11ENF
    
    sort-of (illegally) spaced to read:
    
    	ALIEN F
    
    Incidentally, when I was at school, we thought it was amusing to get
    some plates made up (and fitted) to one of the woman teachers car which
    read:
    
    	SEX 50 P
    
    The headmaster didn't think it was amusing and I suppose it was sexist
    too. (Yes, I was at school back in the days of P-reg cars).
 | 
| 24.3668 | F40...F40... | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Mon May 24 1993 18:32 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen a few weeks back when they were passing me - a PAIR of Ferrari
    F40s, nose to tail (one had a reg containing F40).
    
    In fact they belonged to a couple of brothers who were just leaving
    Thruxton after racing some other of their toys there.
 | 
| 24.3669 | Made my Nova look almost ordinary! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Tue May 25 1993 07:19 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Not quite F40 but this morning coming to work I saw a Mitsubushi
    3000GT,this is only the second one i've seen and I must say it's
    rather nice.
    
    
    Anyone driven one?
    
    Andy.
 | 
| 24.3670 |  | TPLAB::SLOPER |  | Tue May 25 1993 12:37 | 7 | 
|  | 
	Seen scrawled in dirt on the back of farm wagon
	some years ago:
	"7UP is great - Ask Snow White"
	Ian.
 | 
| 24.3671 | hans | WOTVAX::MACDONALDI | Stalybridge Celtic | Tue May 25 1993 18:20 | 7 | 
|  |     
    saw on the back of a lorry this morning etched on the dirt:
    
    
    "no signals - ex-bus driver"
    
    mac
 | 
| 24.3672 | Excesive ? | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Wed May 26 1993 08:34 | 5 | 
|  | Seen last night on a RR Vogue Se thingy
      XS 1
Both looked rather nice me thought   ;-)
 | 
| 24.3673 | Hope he paid his motorway toll | SAC::HAYCOX_I | Ian | Wed May 26 1993 09:08 | 3 | 
|  |     On the southbound M27, a burnt out light jet aircraft.
    
    Ian.
 | 
| 24.3674 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Wed May 26 1993 12:57 | 4 | 
|  |     Was he facing with the traffic or against it?
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3675 | Looked like he fell short | SAC::HAYCOX_I | Ian | Wed May 26 1993 13:22 | 22 | 
|  |     In line with the runway 20 yards away but 90 degrees to the traffic.
    
    BTW the reg. no. was G-SPLAT  :-)
    
    
              |       |
              |       |
              |Runway |
    
    
    --------------------------------
                ^
               _|_						
                +
    ================================
    
    
    
    --------------------------------
    
    
    Ian.
 | 
| 24.3676 |  | WIZZER::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Wed May 26 1993 14:49 | 4 | 
|  |     It made it on the news this morning so perhaps they'll have pictures on
    the local news tonight.
    
    tp
 | 
| 24.3677 |  | KERNEL::SHELLEYR |  | Fri May 28 1993 12:06 | 10 | 
|  |     Reading the replies in #1538 about locking wheel nuts etc. reminded me of
    something I saw the other day.
    
    I saw a rusty mark III escort sporting a brand new set of RS 2000
    alloys which were obviously worth more than the whole car. I couldn't
    help thinking of an RS sitting on bricks somewhere as I can't believe
    the owner would have bought them from a dealer. Maybe he got them from 
    a scrappy or off the 'back of lorry' or maybe I'm just being cynical.
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.3678 |  | SUBURB::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Fri May 28 1993 12:24 | 6 | 
|  |     On the Basingstoke Rd, Reding. A white Merc. estate with reg no.
    
    		DR S1C
    
    
    Simon
 | 
| 24.3679 |  | UFHIS::GVIPOND |  | Fri May 28 1993 13:58 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Last week at the Wimbledon, Central Motor Auctions, a 'G' 90 RS
    Cosworth Sierra, from PHH with a large Digital sticker in the back
    window. It was a grey colour, proberbly something like Graphite or
    Slate grey, with black (well worn) leather seats. So who's Cossie went
    back last month and if your interested I'll post the price it fetched.
    
    Garry.
     
 | 
| 24.3680 |  | WAYOUT::WAYOUT::LOAT | Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! | Tue Jun 01 1993 12:03 | 11 | 
|  | 
Yesterday on the southbound M40. not far from junction 14:
A Rover 800 sitting on the hard shoulder with it's hazards on, and the two rear
fog lights were alternating on and off with the blinking indicators, (both
indicators flash and left fog light flash, both indicators flash and right fog
light flash etc.)
An unmarked police car, or some someone into car electrics?
Steve.
 | 
| 24.3681 | these blinkin lights... | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Tue Jun 01 1993 14:12 | 9 | 
|  | Seen the same idea on the back of a marked Discovery.
Looks lovely from a distance..
like a christmas tree with *blinking* lights
;-)
Warren
 | 
| 24.3682 | You've got to laugh.. | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Sharon Leyland | Tue Jun 01 1993 15:18 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen on the side of the road by the channel tunnel entrance at
    Folkstone a VERY large drill with the words:
    
    	FOR SALE - ONE CAREFUL OWNER
    
    painted on the side!!!
    
 | 
| 24.3683 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Keep shaking the cage | Tue Jun 01 1993 15:22 | 4 | 
|  |     Well, "drill" doesn't really describe it. It's a tunnel-boring machine,
    bigger than a house.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3684 | Stop picking nits. | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Sharon Leyland | Tue Jun 01 1993 15:34 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Well I did say "VERY LARGE" didn't I!!!  and thank you, I could not
    think of the correct terminology to discribe this so I thought by
    saying drill that people would know what I meant...worked too!
 | 
| 24.3685 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Wed Jun 02 1993 08:52 | 6 | 
|  |     Big drills are boring
    
    8*)
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3686 | Downsizing? | HEWIE::RUSSELL | I'm not a free man, I'm a QS-PRMU9-04. | Mon Jun 07 1993 10:34 | 5 | 
|  | In South Shields last week,
a Porche 911, with the reg 205 GT
Peter.
 | 
| 24.3687 | expensive... | KERNEL::SALMONJ | Jason Salmon | Mon Jun 07 1993 11:08 | 7 | 
|  |     In Pangbourne on Saturday,
    
    A grey 850 BMW, with the reg :
    
    850 BMW
    
    Jason.
 | 
| 24.3688 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Mon Jun 07 1993 11:31 | 10 | 
|  |     Between Marlow and Henley, Sunday afternoon:
    
    Citro�m XM with
    
    	J111NGO
    
    Made me laugh, anyway.
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3689 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON | Wot Kung Fu Dat ? | Tue Jun 08 1993 07:33 | 4 | 
|  |     
    My mates Merc estate...
    
    			"DR SIC"
 | 
| 24.3690 |  | RUTILE::BISHOP | Completely wasted | Tue Jun 08 1993 07:48 | 5 | 
|  | In Geneva on a custom (Harley-type) motorbike;
1 CRUSER
I think it was California plates... looked pretty good.
 | 
| 24.3691 |  | SUBURB::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Tue Jun 08 1993 09:05 | 6 | 
|  |     Tony,
    
    see .3678 I saw that estate, is he a doctor?
    
    
    Simon
 | 
| 24.3692 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON |  | Tue Jun 08 1993 11:54 | 3 | 
|  |     Nope, he works for (I believe) an Engineering company.
    
    -Tony
 | 
| 24.3693 | A beauty! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Tue Jun 08 1993 11:56 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Seen this morning on the large round about by Winnersh triangle.
    
    	Lotus Carlton  reg: J33TTS
    
    Lucky b%$�%�%
    
    Andy.
 | 
| 24.3694 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | The treaty *is* for burning | Tue Jun 08 1993 13:03 | 3 | 
|  |     What's so special about J33TTS?
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3695 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Tue Jun 08 1993 15:09 | 6 | 
|  | 
>    What's so special about J33TTS?
    
I suspect that it was the Lotus Carlton bit...
 | 
| 24.3696 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | The treaty *is* for burning | Tue Jun 08 1993 16:13 | 3 | 
|  |     Nooo...
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3697 |  | SUBURB::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Tue Jun 08 1993 17:00 | 3 | 
|  |     So why include the Reg. number?
    
    Simon
 | 
| 24.3698 | S LOTUS 1 | UNTADI::TOWERS |  | Wed Jun 09 1993 12:15 | 10 | 
|  |     Well, if Lotus Carltons are worth reporting...
    
    Not so much seen in passing as seen while being passed...
    
    A couple of months back on a quiet stretch of the Salzburg - Vienna
    motorway. I was doing a ton+ when I saw a set of lights coming up
    behind me FAST. I slowed down to 90 and caught the plate as it zoomed
    past.
    
    Brian
 | 
| 24.3699 |  | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Fri Jun 11 1993 07:40 | 17 | 
|  |     
    RE last few
    
    	How about if I put
    
    
    "I saw a LOTUS CARLTON"
    
    	how boring!
    
    I just thought it would add a little excitment if I mentioned it's
    private registration number.
    
    	I mentioned the sighting of the LC because to me it seems a rare
    thang.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.3700 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | No, not a cold, a peg | Fri Jun 11 1993 09:23 | 13 | 
|  | RE:             <<< Note 24.3699 by PEKING::ATKINSA "PRC Vauxman." >>>
�    I just thought it would add a little excitment if I mentioned it's
�    private registration number.
    
    It isn't a "private" reg. It's a perfectly ordinary one.
    
�    	I mentioned the sighting of the LC because to me it seems a rare
�    thang.
    
    Is that anything like a "luurve thang"?
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3701 | clear to see | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | Insured by Smith and Wesson | Fri Jun 11 1993 09:53 | 8 | 
|  |     
    In the Marlow area yesterday , Can't remember what make car it was but
    the plate was 
    
    
    			A1 0ptx
    
    
 | 
| 24.3702 | Nurse ! | SIOG::KANE | give quiche a tranche | Fri Jun 11 1993 14:48 | 5 | 
|  |     This morning, in the car park.
    
    Don't know what it was; forgotten the reg.
    
    Mike
 | 
| 24.3703 |  | SAC::HAYCOX_I | Ian | Fri Jun 11 1993 15:08 | 3 | 
|  |     Was it the red one ?
    
    Ian.
 | 
| 24.3704 |  | SIOG::KANE | give quiche a tranche | Fri Jun 11 1993 15:19 | 3 | 
|  |     dunno
    
    M.
 | 
| 24.3705 | New Mercs | TAEC::MERRICK | Superstition doesn't have to be wrong... | Mon Jun 14 1993 08:38 | 7 | 
|  |     Not UK but,
    
    At the Mercedes France dealership in Villeneuve Loubet, a transporter
    full of the new C-class 190 replacements. There was also one at the
    adjacent petrol station. As this garage is often used as the base for
    press to road-tests new Mercs I expect they'll be a common sight for a
    few days.
 | 
| 24.3706 | ANy help on this one please... | KERNEL::SMITHS | more nonsense in a minute ... | Mon Jun 14 1993 10:24 | 16 | 
|  | 
Yesterday Sunday,I was travelling to Leatherhead (Surrey),a red Porche open top 
sportster pulled out in front of me,this car was identical to the type James
Dean met his maker in.
Does anyone know the exact model of this car.
Anyway I was tucked up behind him one second the next there was a blast of flame
from the howitzer type exhaust and this thing was gone with an almighty roar 
into the distance.
I did'nt even try to catch him in my poor little R5GTT,so I'm still wondering 
what this beast was,as I said before I briefly noticed Porche written on the
back and this huge exhaust system.
Someone put me out of my misery and confirm what it was,I would hate to think 
this was a VW kit car.
 | 
| 24.3707 |  | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Never heard of him | Mon Jun 14 1993 11:53 | 9 | 
|  |     
    
    Sorry to cover you in dust Steve. I was just on my way to Circle K in
    my mums Skoda Rapide. The one with the full body kit and howitzer type
    exhaust.
    
    
    
    Gary
 | 
| 24.3708 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Mon Jun 14 1993 11:54 | 4 | 
|  | As far as I knoiw, although it's before my time, James
Dean died in a Porsche Spider (Spyder?).
Ian
 | 
| 24.3709 | Engine Design/Test Mondeo | SUBURB::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Mon Jun 14 1993 12:01 | 19 | 
|  |     Parked outside my house all weekend.
    
    A Mondeo ???
    
    
    
    So what you might ask.
    
    
    
    It's dash board was crammed with strain guages, electronic displays,
    and a LCD display that linked up to the engine management computer
    (non-standard). On the roof was small tube that housed an electronic
    thermomater.
    
    The driver of this little beast was an engine development engineer. He
    was testing a new engine that is due out in 1995. 
    
    Simon
 | 
| 24.3710 | some people... | MARVIN::HEALEY | Brendan Healey, NaC Engineering Europe, 830-6306 | Tue Jun 15 1993 18:05 | 7 | 
|  | Seen in Goring weekend before last, a silver XJ220 with the registration :-
	B1 BYE
envious? me? certainly!
Brendan.
 | 
| 24.3711 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Wed Jun 16 1993 11:11 | 3 | 
|  | 
BLU1Y  is on a 2.2 Audi now...
 | 
| 24.3712 |  | UFHIS::GVIPOND |  | Wed Jun 16 1993 11:35 | 6 | 
|  |     
    SI XT 58
    
    On a SIXT hire car in Austria last weekend. SIXT is equivelant to
    BUDGET in the UK.
    
 | 
| 24.3713 | sexy | TRUCKS::BUSHEN_P | Reproduced without protection | Wed Jun 16 1993 12:00 | 17 | 
|  | 
on the M4 J11 rounadbout I quiet often see
	JMA 50 N
yesterday a renault 5 :-
	CEX 1Y
shame I can't order :-
	P 815 GOD
	cheers,
		/8-P
 | 
| 24.3714 |  | LARVAE::LINCOLN_J |  | Wed Jun 16 1993 12:28 | 7 | 
|  | >>Seen in Goring weekend before last, a silver XJ220 with the registration :-
>>
>>	B1 BYE
	Presumably this is a reference to the owners money.
	-John
 | 
| 24.3715 |  | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Never heard of him | Thu Jun 17 1993 13:47 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    White Golf Cab -  CUT 1 C    , black screw in the middle of the C to
    read -  CUTIE.
    
    
    And no she wasn't attracted to my Mr2.
    
    
    Gary
 | 
| 24.3716 | A proposition ? | CURRNT::PAYNE_A | Book early to avoid disappointment | Fri Jun 18 1993 13:26 | 8 | 
|  |     Camper Van near my place of residence in Fareham. Registration G98 ABY,
    spaced to read 
    
    69 BABY
    
    Ooh Err. Some people are so up-front!
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.3717 | PGA 1 | EBYGUM::LEDGERD |  | Fri Jun 18 1993 15:16 | 7 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    	Seen on M62 travelling from Warrington towards Oldham, a burgundy!!,
    Mercedes Estate with a 'Golf shop/course logo' down the side with
    the registration PGA 1 !
    
    		David
 | 
| 24.3718 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..(The Turtle Moves!) | Fri Jun 18 1993 15:37 | 3 | 
|  |     Just outside Hebden Bridge (where?), a MG RV8 - very nice too!
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.3719 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Rik Watson (7) 782 2238 | Fri Jun 18 1993 16:37 | 3 | 
|  |     A nice dark blue BMW 850 with the reg "850 BMW" parked on the hard
    shoulder with a no-so-nice white-with-a-stripe 5xx parked in front of
    it - lights flashing...
 | 
| 24.3720 | That was a quick change. | KERNEL::SALMONJ | Jason Salmon | Fri Jun 18 1993 17:18 | 8 | 
|  |     re.-1
     >>> A nice dark blue BMW 850 with the reg "850 BMW"
    
    Odd, that was on a grey one the other week see .3687
    
    
    
    Jason.
 | 
| 24.3721 | Blue - I'm sure | ESBS01::WATSON | Rik Watson (7) 782 2238 | Fri Jun 18 1993 17:49 | 3 | 
|  |     The number could have been "BMW 850" (Swapped round) but is was most
    definatley a very dark blue - could appear blcak (or even grey I guess)
    in certain lighting conditions.
 | 
| 24.3722 | In my rearview mirror I saw..... | KIRKTN::CDOUDIE | Zig....IN YOUR FACE !! | Sat Jun 19 1993 01:54 | 6 | 
|  |     
    on the motorway between Tullibody and SQF......
    
    a pink 2.0 Sierra doing 35 mph.
    
    
 | 
| 24.3723 | Very nice. | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Mon Jun 21 1993 08:18 | 9 | 
|  |     
    	Seen Sunday on A340 between Theale and Pangbourne,
    			
    
    		A K reg Porsche 3.6 Turbo,black.
    
    How big are those wheel arches?     BLOODY HUGE!
    
    	Andy
 | 
| 24.3724 | must blow into a lot of bags | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Mon Jun 21 1993 13:26 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Seen yesterday an Escort Cosworth reg no.
    
                 ALK1Y
 | 
| 24.3725 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | The Great Pyramid of Bloke | Mon Jun 21 1993 13:59 | 16 | 
|  |     Last week, parked opposite the Dundonnell Hotel in Dundonnell, Wester
    Ross:
    
    New-looking motor caravan with "Old Age Travellers" painted across the
    front of the bonnet....
    
    South of Glasgow, on the motorway somewhere:
    
    Vauxhall Nova SRi with 260 MPH
    
    		....seems I've heard something like that in this notes file
    not too long ago 8*) 8*)
    
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3726 |  | FUTURS::SAXBY | Is it friday yet? | Tue Jun 22 1993 08:52 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Not one, but TWO Dodge Vipers.
    
    bloody silly, but VERY nice....
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3727 | AMPHICAR | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Conation is the key | Tue Jun 22 1993 08:53 | 14 | 
|  |     At Lightwater Country Park last Saturday, we saw "One of the last
    remaining AMPHICARS in Britain".
    
    It was designed by Hans Trippel. 2,800 of them were built in Berlin in
    1962 and they were based on a Triumph Herald ( 1200 cc engine ). They
    were capable of 70mph on land and 8mph ( 6.5 knots ) in water.
    
    It is driven on land by its rear wheeels. At the back of the car, on
    either side of the engine, are two propellors, which power the car in a
    similar style to a boat. The car is steered in water by its front
    wheels. It has a welded steel hull to allow it to float. In 1962, one
    was successfully sailed across the English Channel.
    
    Terry
 | 
| 24.3728 | On a passing piece of paper.. | YUPPY::PATEMAN | Scuba Dive in my Think Tank | Tue Jun 22 1993 09:06 | 8 | 
|  |     .......a certain bit of information has come into my hands that the
    mythical Mr Saxby is doing a bit of Paddock Marshalling at Thruxton
    this coming w/end.
    
    What are you doing Mark - looking after Damon's Williams or being a
    parking attendant for the cavalcade cars? :-)
    
    Paul
 | 
| 24.3729 | Insomnia? | FUTURS::SAXBY | Is it friday yet? | Tue Jun 22 1993 09:11 | 12 | 
|  |     
    Well unlike  you fly by night, here today, gone tomorrow
    timekeepers(:^), I've been paddock marshalling at Thruxton since 
    (I think) 1980...
    
    I expect, due to my advanced level of seniority in the position, that
    I'll be shouting at obnoxious jerks in Porsches who insist on clogging
    up the paddock instead of parking and using their legs. That appears 
    to be the usual extent of the duties (I can't remember the last time
    we had a fire in the paddock...).
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.3730 | Thick or what...!!  *:@) | PAKORA::SWRIGHT |  | Tue Jun 22 1993 10:27 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen in Bo'ness..
    A man at the side of the road trying patiently to get his Mag-mount 
    Aerial  stuck to the roof of his Robin Reliant....!!!
 | 
| 24.3731 | What roads????? | PAKORA::DMILNE |  | Tue Jun 22 1993 13:09 | 6 | 
|  |     Steve,
    
    	When did they put road's in Boness..????
    
    
    
 | 
| 24.3732 |  | WOTVAX::FIDDLERM | This is the Winter of your Mind | Wed Jun 23 1993 09:59 | 3 | 
|  |     On the M6 this morning, a Jaguar with the reg 'EIGER'.
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 24.3733 | Canal Hog! | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..(The Turtle Moves!) | Wed Jun 23 1993 10:06 | 7 | 
|  |     re: .3727
    
    I saw one of those Amphicars in passing last year while on holiday. We
    were on a canal boat at the time & it overtook us! Got some nice photos
    for the album tho'.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.3734 | Low revs. | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..(The Turtle Moves!) | Fri Jun 25 1993 16:42 | 6 | 
|  |     One of those flat looking Merc. convertibles:
    
    10 RPM
    
    (If the engine got torque at THAT speed, it must have been a diesel ;-}
    )
 | 
| 24.3735 | He didn't LOOK pissed | WOTVAX::GILLILANDP | Not very Tuna-friendly | Fri Jun 25 1993 18:30 | 5 | 
|  |     On the Thelwall Viaduct the other night. A black Sierra I think:
    
    C1 DER
    
    Phil Gill.
 | 
| 24.3736 | Hardly, but still classy | SEDOAS::SMITH_A |  | Mon Jun 28 1993 09:06 | 9 | 
|  |     On a  Rolls-Royce Corniche this weekend in St Johns Wood,
    
    	CLA 551 C
    
    T.
    
    
    BTW it looked like the RR Cornish Owners Club were out in force at the
    weekend - Loads of 'em.
 | 
| 24.3737 | Clean sweep ... | MAJORS::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Mon Jun 28 1993 09:40 | 10 | 
|  |     A 2-door big Merc sports thingy with one big wiper blade.
    
    Driver talking to his friends, ( 1 male, 1 female ) who are standing
     at the drivers door.
    
    Driver decides his windscreen is dirty, so hits the wash/wipe.
    
    Lots of water from the jets, hits windscreen, wiper wipes off 
    
           - straight over friends ...
 | 
| 24.3738 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Mon Jun 28 1993 11:44 | 12 | 
|  | Saw a TVR Griffith yesterday between Aldermaston and the
A4 by that swing bridge thingy...
It was the most hideous metallic green I've ever seen. A bit
like the Calibra SE greeen, but worse. Far far worse. (If 
you can imagine that!).
	What a waste
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3739 | Road hogs are every where. | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Mon Jun 28 1993 12:33 | 14 | 
|  |     
    
    	If 8.00 to 9.00 am is rush hour then 10.00 to 11.00am is idiot
    hour.I say this because I came into work a little later this morning
    and as soon I got on the M4 at J12 I cut up,squashed up and flashed up.
    With respect to those present I would guess that 75% of the people on
    the road at that time of day are those that are forced to drive for
    a living and so get complacent when they drive.In short,I haven't seen
    such a bad display of driving by so many people since I was last at Dec
    park at 5.30.  ;-)
    
    
    	Andy
    
 | 
| 24.3740 | security | TRUCKS::BUSHEN_P | Reproduced without protection | Mon Jun 28 1993 16:54 | 9 | 
|  | >
>It was the most hideous metallic green I've ever seen. A bit
>like the Calibra SE greeen, but worse. Far far worse. (If 
>you can imagine that!).
>
Maybe it's more effective than a car alarm / crook lock
	:-)
 | 
| 24.3741 |  | SUBURB::THOMASH | The Devon Dumpling | Mon Jun 28 1993 16:57 | 9 | 
|  | 
	Talk about hiddeous green.........
	We had one of those mark IV Cortinas, "S" reg, in that yuccky
	fleurescent-type of green, it was disgusting!
	Heather
 | 
| 24.3742 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | Imagine:  It's your business, your money... | Mon Jun 28 1993 17:11 | 5 | 
|  | re.3741:
I think you'll find it was called "peppermint green".
Dave.
 | 
| 24.3743 | reminded me... | OASS::BURDEN_D | This is a Studebaker Year | Mon Jun 28 1993 18:39 | 5 | 
|  | Have you had the influx of under-the-car-neon-lights that we have over here in
the US (at least around the Atlanta area)?  Makes for a very interesting sight
rolling down the road.....
Dave
 | 
| 24.3744 |  | SUBURB::THOMASH | The Devon Dumpling | Tue Jun 29 1993 09:21 | 14 | 
|  | 
>I think you'll find it was called "peppermint green".
	It was indeed.....I remember saying....I don't mind what car we
	have - except green....
	and home he came with this.....thing.
	it had 4 oil leaks that could never be cured, it eventually caught fire
	whilst going along a dual carriageway.
	One of the most disgusting colours I have ever seen on a car.
	Heather
 | 
| 24.3745 | The Ultimate seen in passing note? | FUTURS::SAXBY | Is it friday yet? | Wed Jun 30 1993 09:30 | 22 | 
|  | Fans of sportscars would've done well to have been at Thruxton on Sunday for
the circuit's 25th Anniversary meeting.
In the paddock (for the classic car cavalcades) were cars of value and rarity 
too great to mention, but a few highlights (for me) were :-
Jaguar XJ220, Ferrari F40, McLaren F1, 2 Aston Martin Virage Vantages, Ferrari 
GTO (the old front engined one), Ferrari Testarossa, Bugatti Type 35, 6 (count
'em!) Marcii (including 1 Mini Marcos and Jem Marsh's new Mantara Spyder), a
handfull of GT40 replicas, a Lola T70 replica and so on and so on. This is 
just a few of the cars that were there and, no doubt, others could produce a 
favourites list as long, but totally different.
In the pits were the Le Mans Prototypes, including a pair of Porsche 917s, a
gaggle of Lola T70s, a Matra Simca, a Ford F3L, a pair of Cobras (real ones,
of course) and a Lotus 40, amongst others.
I guess we'll have to wait until the 50th anniversary to see a collection of 
cars like that again, but it'll be worth the wait!
Mark 
    
 | 
| 24.3746 | How many millions worth of cars | YUPPY::PATEMAN | Scuba Dive in my Think Tank | Wed Jun 30 1993 09:46 | 14 | 
|  |     Mark,
    
    You beat me to it! Did you mention the MGB V8 (New)? The Alfa SZ? The
    Lancia Zagato, the Allard, the Ford RS200.......
    
    We were timing the McLaren while Dr Jonathon P was giving circuit
    rides, and from a standing start at the pit exit to a slow entry to the
    pits he was doing around 1:35's. I would reckon that equates to a 1:20
    flyer or about the same as the Le Mans prototypes.
    
    A great day was had by all - apart from Damon Hill and his knackered
    Williams-renault, and the commemorative medallions were a nice touch.
    
    Paul
 | 
| 24.3747 | The maximum "seen in passing" in one day !!!!! | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Mon Jul 05 1993 15:40 | 9 | 
|  | I have to agree, it was brilliant !!!
	Well you might not have to wait till the 50th - cos I heard from a little 
bird that some thought is being put into the 30th aniversary already - so you'll 
be young enough to enjoy that one Mark !
	I'll post any more info as and when I get it !
Andy
 | 
| 24.3748 |  | PEKING::NASHD |  | Wed Jul 07 1993 19:32 | 3 | 
|  |     Seen near Brackley, Northampton recently
    
    White MR2 T-bar with the registration KE 1TH
 | 
| 24.3749 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | Off-duty Rab C Nesbit stunt double | Thu Jul 08 1993 09:05 | 8 | 
|  |     At Winnersh lights the other day:
    
    A Volvo 700-series based STRETCH LIMO!
    
    OH NO!  They're getting BIGGER!
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3750 | I driibled all down my tie! | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Mon Jul 12 1993 20:15 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen one day last week Beatiful Aston Martin
    
                 reg no.   AM   V8
    
    Richard (young)
 | 
| 24.3751 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | The match has gone out | Tue Jul 13 1993 09:43 | 3 | 
|  |     I think you'll find that plate belongs to AM themselves.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3752 | F40 Going for it.. | ARRODS::WINTERSS | Sean WInter  - London TCC | Tue Jul 13 1993 18:48 | 5 | 
|  | 
	Last Saturday saw a F40 number plate D26 slightly exceeding the speed 
 	limit on the M25/A21 in Kent. I finally overtook it to wave !!
	Sean
 | 
| 24.3753 | j 222 MAS | VESSA::GOSWELLR | Looney in the making >> | Tue Jul 13 1993 19:04 | 5 | 
|  |     
    	Masserati 222 SE	Reg : J 222 MAS 
    	
    	Seen in Newbury  today.
    
 | 
| 24.3754 | A big yellow one | SEDSWS::OXFORD | eezer good ! | Wed Jul 14 1993 14:07 | 8 | 
|  |     Parked in Chatham (Kent) town centre,
    
    A jacked up bright yellow Toyota HiLux pickup,
    
    Reg.  H YE110W.
    
    
    Nick.
 | 
| 24.3755 | Confused, from Ayr | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Wed Jul 14 1993 15:08 | 10 | 
|  | Nick / anyone
re -1
Just to clear my confudled mind, should that reg no have read H731 LOW ?
I'l not be able to sleep until I know the answer ;-)
Warren
 | 
| 24.3756 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Wed Jul 14 1993 15:38 | 4 | 
|  | 
> Just to clear my confudled mind, should that reg no have read H731 LOW ?
Much more likely to have been  HYE 110 W
 | 
| 24.3757 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | Off-duty Rab C Nesbit stunt double | Thu Jul 15 1993 09:44 | 9 | 
|  |     Driving out of DEATHpark the other evening...
    
    Lotus Carlton on the ramp down from Security Reception.  Looked like it
    had driven over some railings.
    
    Anyone know any more about this?
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3758 |  | SUBURB::THOMASH | The Devon Dumpling | Thu Jul 15 1993 10:03 | 8 | 
|  | 
	Yup, it's part of the Vauxhall roadhow.
	if you had looked left, you would have seen a caravan at the back
	of the parking bay, and about 20+ vauxhalls of different types, and
	a few people ready to show them to you and chat.
	Heather
 | 
| 24.3759 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | Off-duty Rab C Nesbit stunt double | Thu Jul 15 1993 15:53 | 5 | 
|  |     I realised what it was as I got closer, but just for a moment, I
    thought, "Tee hee!"
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.3760 | On a 16v GTI | WIZZER::FLANDERSD | I remember the look in your eye | Thu Jul 15 1993 16:09 | 8 | 
|  | 
A 16 OLF
Fixed to say A 1 GOLF
as if I couln't tell :^)
DjF
 | 
| 24.3761 | Mellow Yellow | SEDSWS::OXFORD | eezer good ! | Mon Jul 19 1993 13:25 | 8 | 
|  |     re .3755 (confused from Ayr)
    
    it was actually HYE 110W.
    
    Nick.
    
    (and probably worth a few quid.... if youve got a yellow car that is)
    
 | 
| 24.3762 |  | KERNEL::GORMANT |  | Mon Jul 19 1993 16:09 | 6 | 
|  |     Flying past me on the M4 outside Cardiff last night, red Porsche doing
    at least 120mph with the reg:
    
    	V 13ADD
    
    Trev
 | 
| 24.3763 |  | TENTO1::BOURNEJ | EASYEDIT rules ok (G6JJK) | Mon Jul 19 1993 16:21 | 1 | 
|  |     Seen in my village the reg K 13 YTE rearrange to look like K BYTE
 | 
| 24.3764 | Stupido move | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Wed Jul 21 1993 09:41 | 14 | 
|  |     
    Last night on the way to see Mr snap-on, saw punishment which was fit for 
    the crime. A lump of junk passed me, loosley disguised as a ford
    grenada, Overtook almost at a junction but failed to slow turning out onto 
    the A11, swang wide onto the other side of the road and hit a wrecker 
    coming the other way. At that point the road is quite wide, but the
    grenada managed to hit the wrecker close to the kerb on the other site
    of the road. Stupid boy!!!  Needless to say the Grenada will be a write
    off, and the wrecker was damaged but not significatly.
    
    Another statistic that puts yours and my insurance up!!!!!
    
    
    garry
 | 
| 24.3765 |  | KERNEL::WITHALLG | You Wished - I Arrived | Sat Jul 24 1993 13:13 | 12 | 
|  |     
    
    	Metro Turbo-
    
        
        CLA 55  
    
    
        Surely not ?.
    
    
    
 | 
| 24.3766 |  | NEWOA::BAILEY | I promise, R = S | Sun Jul 25 1993 20:14 | 14 | 
|  | 
Seen in Swindon, a Fiat ( 128? UNO? something like that)
reg
			A SLOB
(really A 5LOB)
 | 
| 24.3767 | GT 40 | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..(The Turtle Moves!) | Mon Jul 26 1993 10:35 | 8 | 
|  |     On the back of a trailer, just outside Horsforth
    
    A GT40 with plate (you guessed it!) GT 40.
    
    It didn't have a tax disc tho', so perhaps it wasn't really 
    registered as this.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.3768 |  | SBPUS4::Mark |  | Mon Jul 26 1993 11:37 | 4 | 
|  | going up the M3 this morning, a car transporter with half a dozen or so 
shrink-wrapped Renaults.
Is this normal ?
 | 
| 24.3769 |  | ADSERV::PW::WINALSKI | Careful with that AXP, Eugene | Mon Jul 26 1993 21:07 | 7 | 
|  | Seen in the ESPN TV coverage parked at Hockenheim: an Eastern-bloc car painted 
red with a big Ferrari prancing hourse insignia on the hood and the name NIKI 
next to it in big white letters.
... clearly a Niki Lada.
--PSW
 | 
| 24.3770 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | Off-duty Rab C Nesbit stunt double | Tue Jul 27 1993 08:46 | 5 | 
|  |     On my way into DECpark this am:
    
    Fat Jap racer (Celica?) in white with K1D PC
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3771 | Snap for SLOBS | CURRNT::GURRAN | My reality or yours ? | Tue Jul 27 1993 12:58 | 6 | 
|  |     Re .3766  
    
    I recently saw a Roller near Camberley with what I remembered as 
    A5 LOB. Either my memory is going or somebody's other car is a Fiat.
    
    Martin
 | 
| 24.3772 |  | TRUCKS::BUSHEN_P | Reproduced without protection | Tue Jul 27 1993 13:39 | 4 | 
|  | a white corvette
reg H4 VET
 | 
| 24.3773 |  | SAC::WARBURTON |  | Mon Aug 02 1993 09:49 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Seen yesterday on the A34 from Oxford to Newbury, a silver-ish Honda
    Accord, registration
    
    		F969 SHY
    
    Julie.
    
 | 
| 24.3774 |  | PEKING::SMITHRW | Off-duty Rab C Nesbit stunt double | Mon Aug 02 1993 13:03 | 5 | 
|  |     In and around Wokingham yesterday:
    
    Lots of L-reg cars, all of them Corsas (yawn).
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3775 | "It won't be a stylish marriage" | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Mon Aug 02 1993 18:37 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen recently - a TRABANT dressed up for a wedding (white ribbons etc.)
    carrying bride and groom.
    
    Re a few back - I also saw the Rolls Royce SLOB the other day in the
    Camberley area.
 | 
| 24.3776 | New engine required | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Tue Aug 03 1993 10:20 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Coming back from portsmouth on saturday. Plodding along the M25 at
    about 70, heavy load and canoes on the roof, we were passed by an
    austin allegro making an unholly racket. Sounded like the the big ends 
    had long since expired. A bit further down the road a cloud of smoke
    and out of it came the allegro. Hardly supprising, spilling oil and
    whatever over the road. The engine obviously let go big time. The
    driver looked a little supprised?????
    
 | 
| 24.3777 | Smug or what??? | BLKPUD::WHITTLEI | Seyson swason cat uh! | Tue Aug 03 1993 12:27 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Seen on M62 (yawn) most mornings. Black Porshe 911 reg A8 OVE, pressed
    together. Obviously has something above his station.
    
    Ian...
 | 
| 24.3778 | Silly season begins | ARRODS::SMITHA |  | Tue Aug 03 1993 13:12 | 19 | 
|  | Seen between M4 Junction 13 and Newbury, last Thursday evening, 
	caravan on it's roof. Towing car pretty bashed up in the rear quarters.
	Tow-bar bent at 90 degrees to the side.
Seen on the A12 on Saturday, *just in front of me*
	caravan pulled the towing Volvo Estate through 180 degrees when it went
	out of control, to face the oncoming traffic on a dual-carriageway.
	(Very sensible towing combination, but just goes to show that nothing is
	infallible).
Seen all over the weekend,
	caravans being towed in excess of 60 mph. (I thought this was illegal ?)
I thought caravanning was supposed to be a sedate occupation ?
 | 
| 24.3779 |  | SUBURB::THOMASH | The Devon Dumpling | Tue Aug 03 1993 13:18 | 18 | 
|  | 
	#$%^&*( silly season 
	On the M4 coming home on Sunday.
	A German reg car, sitting 1" from bumper.
	We are in outside lane, and cars in front start to brake.
	German goes in middle lane to undertake, middle lane starts to brake,
	he dashes in the gap between us and car in front (we are still breaking)
	and does this manoever all the way down the line, causing even more
	breaking and very close shaves.
	I doubt he would have made London in one piece.
	Heather
 | 
| 24.3780 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Video ergo ludo | Tue Aug 03 1993 13:54 | 3 | 
|  |     We see stuff like that all the time over here. One gets used to it.
    
    Laurie in Brussels.
 | 
| 24.3781 | Cars as phallic symbols!!! | MARVIN::STRACHAN | Graham Strachan NEE-Reading 830-4752 | Tue Aug 03 1993 15:53 | 7 | 
|  | 	Seen passing me on the M6 Sunday:
	Silver Merc 500SL (or whatever the soft top model is!)
	Beautiful car spoilt by the reg. plate.
		PEN 15
 | 
| 24.3782 | Typical truckers!!!!  :> | COMICS::MCSKEANE | Circus Games | Tue Aug 03 1993 16:13 | 13 | 
|  |     >Note 24.3781 by MARVIN::STRACHAN "Graham Strachan NEE-Reading 
    
    >              -< Cars as phallic symbols!!! >-
    >Beautiful car spoilt by the reg. plate.
    >PEN 15
    
    A friend of mine took a piccie of this car next to another car whilst
    at Thruxton a while ago. The reg of the other car.....
    
                FAN 1E.
    
    Apparently the cars were owned by the drivers of the BP truck racing
    team. 
 | 
| 24.3783 | bonkers | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Wed Aug 04 1993 15:16 | 7 | 
|  |     
    near one of the city police road blocks, a nice little porsche 944 
    A 13 onk spaced to read. Yes you guessed it A BONK.
    
    
    Garry
    
 | 
| 24.3784 | Heard passing... | RUTILE::FARTHING | Happy but twisted | Wed Aug 04 1993 15:24 | 11 | 
|  | 
Behind a Testarossa at lunchtime here in Ferney.  Then it decided to overtake 
the car in front.  Incredible sound as it accelerated away, just like a jet 
plane.  Amazingly wide car as well!  Seen them at motor shows etc before, but 
when you see it up behind another car, you realise just how huge they are.
Oh yeah, also saw K1NGY a couple of weeks back near Heathrow on a silver Merc
(500 I think).
Faz.
 | 
| 24.3785 | Saw the devil | WOTVAX::NUKVXA::Andy_Doran | Mine's a pint of Ruddles | Wed Aug 04 1993 17:40 | 7 | 
|  | Saw a Lamborghini Diablo VT (dark metallic blue) on the M6 near Stoke the 
other day.
Doing about 65 on the inside lane. Large queue of traffic around it as 
people slowed down to take a look.
Andy
 | 
| 24.3786 |  | SHIPS::BROWN_C |  | Wed Aug 04 1993 18:06 | 9 | 
|  |     two weeks ago, heading North on the A3 near Wurzburg, I saw an artic
    which had also been heading North, but was now pointing West on the
    Southbound carriageway.  About 30 kilometres further North, I saw an
    another artic heading North but he was about 30 m to the right of the
    inside lane, with mud up to the axles.
    
    In both cases rubberneckers were slowing the traffic down to a crawl.
    
    C
 | 
| 24.3787 |  | NEWOA::DALLISON |  | Wed Aug 04 1993 19:16 | 6 | 
|  |     
    A black Nissan 300ZX with bodykit, plate XHBIT.
    
    'twas in a magazine but I thought the numberplate was cool.
    
    -Tony
 | 
| 24.3788 | Drool ... | BERN02::OREILLY | There's a fish on top of Shandon swears he's Elvis. | Thu Aug 05 1993 08:14 | 5 | 
|  | Parked on the street a Ferrari Dino GT. Anyone know how rare these are?
Its the first one I've ever seen.
/Paul.
 | 
| 24.3789 |  | WIZDUM::DAVE | Durelli,  Gripping Stuff !!! | Thu Aug 05 1993 10:59 | 3 | 
|  | Green Mercedes 500 SEL, very racey looking.
Seen on M40 heading North
Registration was PSX 1 Y   (PIXIE)
 | 
| 24.3790 |  | WIZZER::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Thu Aug 05 1993 13:22 | 9 | 
|  | before POL gets here.
A Cobra in a lay by in Basingstoke. Don't know whether it was the 
real thing or not. Then again, it could've been an unmarked police
car, but I didn't get a chance to look at the alternator!
	Ian
 | 
| 24.3791 |  | OASS::BURDEN_D | This is a Studebaker Year | Thu Aug 05 1993 14:12 | 6 | 
|  | Ferrari Dino would be the early version of the 308 I believe.  Up until that
time it could only be a 'Ferrari' if it had a V12 (or flat 12).  The 308 was
orginally tagged as a Dino, after Enzo's some, of course, and then later they
simply called it the Ferrari 308.
Dave
 | 
| 24.3792 | What happened to Fido? | MOEUR1::KENNEDY | Going places .... | Fri Aug 06 1993 07:20 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Re.3791
    
    Stick to Studebakers ....
    
    308 GT4 was a Dino, the original Dino (246) was a V6. 308 GTB was never
    called "Dino", even though its shape was a lot closer than the GT4.
 | 
| 24.3793 |  | BERN02::OREILLY | There's a fish on top of Shandon swears he's Elvis. | Fri Aug 06 1993 08:12 | 12 | 
|  | >
>Ferrari Dino would be the early version of the 308 I believe.  Up until that
>time it could only be a 'Ferrari' if it had a V12 (or flat 12).  The 308 was
>orginally tagged as a Dino, after Enzo's some, of course, and then later they
>simply called it the Ferrari 308.
>
>Dave
It looked to me like it had a 12 in it. It didn't relly look anything
like a 308. It had a much longer back.
/Paul.
 | 
| 24.3794 | floaters | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Conation is the key | Fri Aug 06 1993 08:16 | 13 | 
|  | >           <<< Note 24.3792 by MOEUR1::KENNEDY "Going places ...." >>>
>                          -< What happened to Fido? >-
    
    I'm here !
    
    Seen this morning floating alongside the A4 between Hungerford and
    Newbury :- a four-pack of Foster's lager, a white elephant, an oil
    derrick (sp?) and a can of Duckhams oil. 
    
    No, I didn't have a heavy night last night - it was a hot-air balloon
    meeting. These balloons shapes are getting more and more unusual.
    
    	Terry
 | 
| 24.3795 | VERY NICE | KURMA::MFORREST |  | Fri Aug 06 1993 08:18 | 3 | 
|  |     
    Seen in Edinburgh on the back of a tow truck last night, an Escort
    Cosworth reg L1 COS .
 | 
| 24.3796 | Not an oil derrick... | HEWIE::RUSSELL | I'm not a free man, I'm a QS-PRMU9-04. | Sun Aug 08 1993 16:58 | 9 | 
|  | re .3794;
it is actually a National Power electricity pylon. There goes there 
advertising budget....!
Shame you didn't see Rupert Bear, or the Cadbury's Caramel bunny.
Peter.
 | 
| 24.3797 | Everything was flying .... | MAJORS::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Mon Aug 09 1993 10:33 | 8 | 
|  |     re .3796
    
    Rupert was there - I saw him disappear into the mist - along
     with a very large can of MOBIL 1(?) oil....
    
    AT Castle Coomb - a Lotus 7 with the reg...
    
                L 7 FUN
 | 
| 24.3798 |  | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Mon Aug 09 1993 10:50 | 3 | 
|  |     Seen on a Harley Davidson
    
    A 1 DOG
 | 
| 24.3799 |  | MAJORS::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Mon Aug 09 1993 11:30 | 3 | 
|  | Re: .3796,.3797
All those were at the Littlecote Balloon festival...saw them all and more :-)
 | 
| 24.3800 | Financial Times | HLRG02::NOTES | Opel Manta | Mon Aug 09 1993 12:17 | 11 | 
|  | Hi all,
Seen in Holland on a hot air balloon festival.
There was a Financial Times balloon, this one was brought by a green Range
Rover with plate 
			FT 100.
Greetings from Holland,
/-/	Henk.
 | 
| 24.3801 | Lost Cricketers | KERNEL::GORMANT |  | Mon Aug 09 1993 17:14 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen driving through Neath on Sunday, 10 Peugeot 405's all sporting
    Warwickshire County Cricket Club logos.  They'd obviously got lost as
    they had a Police Escort.  Looked funny though.
    
    
    Trev
 | 
| 24.3802 | keen eyesight.... | WOTVAX::STONEG | So hard, finding inspiration.... | Mon Aug 09 1993 17:22 | 7 | 
|  |     ...
    how did you know it was a Police Escort Trev ???
    
    
         ... did you see the alternator ? ;^)
    
    G.
 | 
| 24.3803 | One for Liz and Phil... | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Thu Aug 12 1993 08:04 | 2 | 
|  | Seen last night heading towards Glasgow from Ayr, on a Range Rover Vogue 
      HM 1.
 | 
| 24.3804 |  | PAPERS::CORNE | John Corne - Product & Technology group | Fri Aug 13 1993 13:00 | 10 | 
|  |     On the M4 heading into London yesterday morning.  BMW registered:-
    
    BUY 3
    
    70+ with car phone in left hand and right hand holding a sheet of
    printed paper.  I couudn't see which eye was reading the paper and
    which was reading the road...
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.3805 | Super*Richard* | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri Aug 13 1993 13:04 | 1 | 
|  | More to the point, what was he using to hold onto the steering wheel ;-)
 | 
| 24.3806 | More Dino-saurs | WARNUT::RICE | Steve Rice @OLO | Fri Aug 13 1993 14:28 | 10 | 
|  |            <<< Note 24.3792 by MOEUR1::KENNEDY "Going places ...." >>>
    >> 308  GT4 was a Dino,
    
    The GT4 was never a Dino ('though the GTB might have been ?).
    The aforementioned GT4 was a 4 seat, mid-engined thingy, which I quite
    like but is "officially" classed as "unloved", the prices asked for
    them reflect this, it's probably the nearest thing to a bargain Ferrari
    you'll get.
    
    Steve "Wish my MR2 had 4 seats" Rice.
 | 
| 24.3807 |  | VIVIAN::MILTON | CAUTION - Unresolved Postulates | Mon Aug 16 1993 08:51 | 5 | 
|  | The series 1 308 gt4 was a Dino not a ferrari - by that I mean that there was
not a ferrari badge anywhere on the car. The series 2 was re-badged to ferrari
but the boot lid still has Dino 308 gt4 on it. No other 308 was a dino.
Tony. 
 | 
| 24.3808 | I always get confused by the numbers... | WARNUT::RICE | Steve Rice @OLO | Mon Aug 16 1993 11:18 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.3809 | Nice plate | ARRODS::HARDING | Gary Harding, DTN 847-5571 | Mon Aug 16 1993 11:27 | 4 | 
|  | Spotted last weekend in Wembley a Ferrari (sorry I did not recognise the model)
with the number plate HI IM OK (H11 MOK)!
Gary
 | 
| 24.3810 |  | BAHTAT::ALDERTONM | Three feet of Powder at 8 am. | Mon Aug 16 1993 11:41 | 15 | 
|  |     Interesting note in the Mail at the weekend.
    
    The DVLC are cracking down on non-standard spacing on number plates.
    Police and inspectors are reporting people to the DLC. The driver then
    receives a letter saying change it to standad spacing or lose the right
    to use the number plate! Apparently the DVLC sell the right to use a
    number but retain ownership of the number and can withdraw the right
    to use it at any time!! They are curerently sending our letters at
    about 6 as week at the moment and are increasing their vigilance.
    
    Also the bcar can fail its MOT if incorrectvspacing is used.
    
    interesting little facts??
    
    malcolm
 | 
| 24.3811 |  | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Mon Aug 16 1993 14:17 | 2 | 
|  |     ....a grey squirrel running across the M62, had to stop very sudden;y
    to avoid being flattenned but it made it! 
 | 
| 24.3812 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | What a week that was! | Mon Aug 16 1993 14:19 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen on the M20 on the way to Dover last night. A large artic with the
    plate...
    
    ART1C
    
    Nice one!
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3813 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..(The Turtle Moves!) | Mon Aug 16 1993 15:23 | 5 | 
|  |     At the traffic lights at Horsforth:
    
    A red Rover cabrio with its hood down just like the one I was in at the
    time. We went our different ways at the lights, but its was just like
    looking in the mirror.
 | 
| 24.3814 |  | PLUNDR::MORAN | Until DEC doth us part! | Tue Aug 17 1993 16:55 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Outside a garage in Warrington, Saturday, a Nissan 4WD type vehicle
    (possibly a patrol) with the reg L1MBO. Sheer Hell more like.
    
    Tim
 | 
| 24.3815 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Wed Aug 18 1993 12:16 | 7 | 
|  |     
    The other night on the way home saw a Saab 900 with JAG 132, strange
    plate to put on a Saab.
    
    and last night a ford , could have been a Cosworth, had all the right 
    bits . DIARY , no attempt to make it D1ARY it was a definate I.
    
 | 
| 24.3816 | Reggie Perrins ?? | UBOHUB::BELL_A1 | still they want more | Wed Aug 18 1993 12:55 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    
    seen the other evening in Oxfordshire, a white Peugeot 405 GRDT which
    from a safe following distance looked like a Peugeot 405 GROT. Could
    this be an inadvertant advertising campain ??
    
    Alan. 
 | 
| 24.3817 |  | MAJORS::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Wed Aug 18 1993 13:17 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Then there was this Merc ;
    
    	H1S LOS
 | 
| 24.3818 | Hi Sexy | WIZDUM::DAVE | Durelli,  Gripping Stuff !!! | Wed Aug 18 1993 13:19 | 5 | 
|  | Black Golf GTi, Ickenham shops, Middlesex, London.
H 15 EXY
HI SEXY
 | 
| 24.3820 | L reg Lotus Carlton... | KERNEL::BAYLISD | Filth Daemon from Hell | Thu Aug 19 1993 09:16 | 9 | 
|  |     Saw a Lotus Carlton yesterday, registration L8TUS. This was travelling
    through Lower Earley, near Reading.
    
    I got bored following him though, so I overtook him and left him behind
    in a cloud of dust! :-)
    
    Dave.
    
    
 | 
| 24.3821 | Lotus spotted in Hooksett N.H. USA | ABACUS::SCHREIBER_G | Brew Free or Die | Thu Aug 19 1993 14:21 | 3 | 
|  |     First Lotus I'd seen in years. Looked like a Countach but smaller.
    Very nice in snow white and nice exhaust note. 
    
 | 
| 24.3822 | Civilised Mercedes | JURA::JURA::KEHILY | It's your reality | Thu Aug 19 1993 15:46 | 1 | 
|  | Saw a Merc SL t'other day (on the A20 I think), H1 TEA. 
 | 
| 24.3823 | A big red one | SEDSWS::OXFORD | eezer good ! | Fri Aug 20 1993 10:58 | 9 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen on the M20 near Maidstone - A Dodge Viper reg: A1 8 LTR, and it
    looked the mutts nuts.
    
    Also saw Big Foot on the M2. (the monster truck that is, not the yeti)
    on the back of a low loader.
    
     Nick.
 | 
| 24.3824 | Overtaking Steam locomotives! | EBYGUM::LEDGERD |  | Fri Aug 20 1993 11:18 | 7 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    	Overtook the "Black Prince" steam locomotive on the M62 a couple of
    days ago!!, it was however on the back of a low loader.
    
    
    	David
 | 
| 24.3825 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | Pluck a Plump Plum | Fri Aug 20 1993 12:23 | 4 | 
|  | If anyone has the dates and venues for "Big Foot", could they post them?
Cheers,
Dave.
 | 
| 24.3826 | turbo porsche | TRUCKS::BUSHEN_P | Reproduced without protection | Fri Aug 20 1993 15:08 | 13 | 
|  | some porsche yup -mobile going north on the m3 this morning
TUR130 W
with the 1 and the 3 very close , don't know what the W means, maybe 
the anchor sticker had fallen off :-)
I was stationary heading south - letting drivers in fron t gawk at yet another
accident - Police/Fire were busy - I didn't get much of a look - anyone hear
any details?
Paul.
 | 
| 24.3827 |  | KERNEL::SHELLEYR | No time for catching 'Zee's | Fri Aug 20 1993 15:37 | 8 | 
|  |     �Police/Fire were busy - I didn't get much of a look
    
    I was heading north and saw this - an upsidedown Sierra and the roof had
    completely collapsed.
    
    I can't imagine the driver walking away from that one.
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.3828 | Don't know others | SUBURB::GROOMN | Bring back Poll Tax | Mon Aug 23 1993 08:38 | 9 | 
|  |     RE .3825
    
    Dave,
    
    Big Foot is at Cantley Manor, Wokingham tonight (23rd) at 7.30. 
    Entrance is �3.50.
    
    
    Nev.
 | 
| 24.3829 |  | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Indecision is the key to flexibility | Mon Aug 23 1993 10:30 | 4 | 
|  |     Near Taunton in Somerset...
    
    A British racing green AC Cobra reg no. AC V8
    
 | 
| 24.3830 | Mclaren F1 on the roads... | KERNEL::BAYLISD | Filth Daemon from Hell | Mon Aug 23 1993 14:17 | 13 | 
|  |     Exiting the M3 to join the A322 to travel through Bracknell yesterday
    lunchtime...
    
    	A silver Mclaren F1
    
    It was travelling rather fast over the roundabout and then had to slow
    right down for the traffic it had caught up with. It slowed down very
    quickly!!
    
    It looks very, very nice in the flesh!
    
    Dave.
    
 | 
| 24.3831 | Beautiful\ | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Mon Aug 23 1993 14:55 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Seen last Wednesday at the twin bridges round about in Bracknell,
    
    	A silver Jag XJ220
    
    (on a trailer)
    
    First one i've seen on the road (In a manor of speaking)
    
    Andy.
 | 
| 24.3832 | Damon Hill's F1 car.. | HEWIE::RUSSELL | I'm not a free man, I'm a QS-PRMU9-04. | Mon Aug 23 1993 15:02 | 6 | 
|  | on display in reception of the Sega UK headquarters, on the A4 into
Central London.
I guess it's just a mock up, but the paint job looks good.
Peter.
 | 
| 24.3833 | MG | BAHTAT::FORCE6::hilton | Party on Dudes | Mon Aug 23 1993 15:24 | 5 | 
|  | My next door neighbour polishing a beautiful black 1930's two seater MG. He's 
been there for 2 years, and hasn't done much with it, which is the reason I 
haven't seen it before.
Greg
 | 
| 24.3834 | no comment | WOTVAX::BROWNR | Andy Brown | Tue Aug 24 1993 10:05 | 14 | 
|  |     Seen yesterday in a car park in Poole, white Beemer 735i with reg. 
    2 BAD.
    
    Also yesterday on the M6, a complete dickhead driving a white Jag with
    the word POLICE on the outside. I had overtaken him 200 yards back. I
    was following a Cavalier and we were overtaking a string of lorries.
    The Jag suddenly shot out from the inside lane into the outside lane. 
    Overtook me (I was doing 80). Then he decided he wanted to leave the 
    motorway. Pulled in front of me, braked hard, squeezed in between 2 
    lorries and shot off up the slip road.
    
    Cheers
    
        Andy
 | 
| 24.3835 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you plug it in.. | Tue Aug 24 1993 11:14 | 5 | 
|  | White Astra GTE on A537 going into Macclesfield, reg
		GTE 16 V
Driver? Spotty youth of course!
 | 
| 24.3836 |  | PEKING::NASHD |  | Tue Aug 24 1993 12:04 | 4 | 
|  |     I saw a Ferrari something-or-other near junction 15A of the M1
    yesterday evening....the registration was   ACT10N
    
    
 | 
| 24.3837 | GT 40 reg: GT 40 | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Andy Carter..(The Turtle Moves!) | Wed Aug 25 1993 11:58 | 2 | 
|  |     ...again, this time for sale - a snip @ �14500
    
 | 
| 24.3838 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | No... I've had my ears lowered | Wed Aug 25 1993 12:11 | 6 | 
|  |     I saw NO 1 for sale yesterday. They wanted *cash* offers in the region
    of 100 GRAND!!!!!
    
    Barking mad.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3839 | Heaven's above | WARNUT::BIDDULPHM |  | Wed Aug 25 1993 13:58 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen near Manchester Airport, red Porsche with number plate
    
    A8 OVE    =  ABOVE
    
    Even had the left side of the 8 shaved off!
    
    Mike B.
    
    
 | 
| 24.3840 |  | KAOOA::LAVIGNE |  | Wed Aug 25 1993 15:20 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen last evening while heading back to the DEC office to pick up my
    wife, a Yellow Testarossa spyder.  I was surprised how good it looked
    even with the top up.
    JP
 | 
| 24.3841 |  | SIOG::KANE | Chopin mystic pig | Wed Aug 25 1993 16:35 | 3 | 
|  |     Sure it wasn't a 348 spyder ?
    
    P. D'Antic
 | 
| 24.3842 | y | KAOOA::LAVIGNE |  | Wed Aug 25 1993 16:41 | 2 | 
|  |     yup definately a 12 clyinder sound as opposed to the 8.  It looked like
    a Straman job but could have be someone else.
 | 
| 24.3843 |  | ERMTRD::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Wed Aug 25 1993 18:20 | 8 | 
|  | 
On a Sierra
 50 DAD
birthday present ?
 | 
| 24.3844 | Yellow peril | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Thu Aug 26 1993 12:46 | 9 | 
|  | Seen coming into work this morning on a trailer ...
a yellow kit car type thing (shape of a caterham etc) with the no. plate PER 1L.
Looked quite good.
Also, a Nissan 300ZX with the plate A11 TOK - all talk .
;-)
 | 
| 24.3845 |  | RIOT01::KING | Stretch the window... | Thu Aug 26 1993 12:59 | 7 | 
|  |     
    The Hampshire traffic police seem to have acquired another BMW 5 series
    (yes, it *was* a 530, not a 535 badge, just like the dark green one they 
    were using before) unmarked car to patrol the M27 and surrounding areas. 
    Dark blue with no visible markings apart from the usual comms aerials.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.3846 | Sadly outclassed my Porsche ... | TRUCKS::DEMANDP |  | Thu Aug 26 1993 13:14 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen just south of Newbury - southbound
    
    
    A MacLaren F1 !!!!
    
    It was metallic grey, with foreign number plates, and I was Jealous !!!
 | 
| 24.3847 | Wanted Towbar that fits Mr2 | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Perfection in Near Human Form | Thu Aug 26 1993 18:07 | 11 | 
|  |     Seen briefly in passing -
    
    A Volvo with Towbar removing my Mister2 fog light. After getting out to
    inspect damage - we decided it best to remove ourselves from each other 
    and the traffic, we did so an hour ago and he's still trying to find
    somewhere to park !!!!!!!.  Bas***d. 
    
    
    I had to smile. } 
    
    
 | 
| 24.3848 |  | WOTVAX::BLKPUD::WATTERSONP | Calais Boston Southport | Fri Aug 27 1993 13:38 | 8 | 
|  |     
    On the M40 a sign along the lines of...
    
    'Tiredness kills - take a rest'
    
    Where ? - the M40 has no service stations.....
    
    Paul
 | 
| 24.3849 | couldn't resist | IMAPC::MURRAY | Women. Expert at being Experts | Fri Aug 27 1993 15:29 | 4 | 
|  |     
    ...but probably a few exits :^)
    
    Paul
 | 
| 24.3850 |  | PAKORA::SWRIGHT |  | Tue Aug 31 1993 20:35 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen in the Vauxhall garage in Stirling on a Cavalier Turbo Diesel
    
    
     K155 RAB
    
    (KISS RAB)         
 | 
| 24.3851 |  | ARRODS::SMITHA | Il y a une sange, dans l'arbre | Wed Sep 01 1993 08:42 | 7 | 
|  | Seen this morning in the London traffic, a Renault Twingo (?) VAN
If you thought the car was weird...
T.
 | 
| 24.3852 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you plug it in.. | Wed Sep 01 1993 11:10 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen on the M6 north M56 interchange
    Toyota pickup and trailer reg
    
    NO K1X
 | 
| 24.3853 | sorry, how much ?? | AYOU35::WARREN |  | Fri Sep 03 1993 08:08 | 9 | 
|  | Seen yesterday in Largs (nr Greenock on Clyde Coast - for those that didn't know
and probably dont care)
a Sierra 4x4 Ghia estate with the reg
IAN K
Now how much would that set you back ?
 | 
| 24.3854 | 911 | WARNUT::BIDDULPHM |  | Mon Sep 06 1993 08:22 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen this morning, M6 jnct 24,
    
    Porsche 911, number plate DDD 911T
    
    Mike B.
    
 | 
| 24.3855 | The first 3-series ALPINA I've seen ! | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Mon Sep 06 1993 14:43 | 6 | 
|  | 	Seen in Windsor last Bankholiday Monday, a BMW ALPINA 3-series in blue - 
very nice, and the plate....
		K1CKN
	and a pretty cool dude driving it as well !
 | 
| 24.3856 |  | WIZDUM::DAVE | Durelli,  Gripping Stuff !!! | Mon Sep 06 1993 16:00 | 0 | 
| 24.3857 | Baver Millett | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Mon Sep 06 1993 16:49 | 6 | 
|  |     Saw a white Baver Millett 'Chimera' at lunchtime. A nice soft top 2
    seater. Any idea what it is? Is it a kit car?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Greg
 | 
| 24.3858 | Barmy Mallet | WARNUT::RICE | Steve Rice @OLO | Mon Sep 06 1993 17:31 | 4 | 
|  |     "Chimera" is a TVR, never heard of  Baver Millet (Dealers name maybe ?)
    The description sounds like a TVR though.
    
    Steve.
 | 
| 24.3859 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Tue Sep 07 1993 12:09 | 5 | 
|  | Rolls Royce in Newbury. The driver had just taken the Roller
to Texas DIY and had his passenger holding the corrugated 
plastic sheeting across the front and back seats.
 | 
| 24.3860 | BBBBBBBBBBBBB! | WARNUT::BIDDULPHM |  | Tue Sep 07 1993 13:31 | 5 | 
|  |     Number plate spotted last night
    
    BBB 8B positioned to read BBBBB
    
    Mike (just the one) B.
 | 
| 24.3861 | Beaver Miller. | CURRNT::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Tue Sep 07 1993 13:58 | 4 | 
|  |     re 3858, Probably Bauer Millet. A Manchester based car dealer.
    Specilises in American imports.
    
    /paul
 | 
| 24.3862 | No, no dealers plates either... | WOTVAX::HARRISC | Put that chicken down madam | Wed Sep 08 1993 12:42 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen on the M62 on Monday, blue astra with the number plate..... 
    
    Well thats just it, it didn't!  Front or back, not a sausage! 
    
    
    ..Craig
 | 
| 24.3863 | y | WOTVAX::SMITHCO | Live and Dangerous | Wed Sep 08 1993 13:15 | 4 | 
|  |     Cannock area, A38ish, Monday
    
    Jill YYY - Actually J111 YYY, but the first '1' was (IMO) illegally
    masked to look like an 'i'.
 | 
| 24.3864 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you plug it in.. | Wed Sep 08 1993 15:19 | 6 | 
|  |     Our local TVR centre seems to have bought all the low number plates as
    below
    
    L 1 TVR
    
    I've seen 2,5 and 8 in the last couple of days.
 | 
| 24.3865 |  | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Wed Sep 08 1993 16:24 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Re TVR,
    
    I can second that,there seems to be a huge increase in the number of
    T's on the road.
    
    The more the merrier!
    
    Andy.
 | 
| 24.3866 | Portable GATSO alive and well in East Reading. | ZEM::ILETT | Phil Ilett | Thu Sep 09 1993 10:20 | 11 | 
|  | Saw Reading police using their portable GATSO gizzmo last
night, no doubt to raise yet more dosh to justify their existance.
They'd got it set up on Wokingham Road by Palmer Park. I watched 
it in operation for a few minutes and it was taking snaps at quite 
regular intervals. Should make a few people really happy when the 
brown envelope arrives in the post. I still can't work out
why it required 2 cop cars and 4 cops to work the thing,
maybe they thought someone might try to steal it !
Phil.
 | 
| 24.3867 | on yer bike! | RDGENG::RUSLING | Dave Rusling REO2 G/E9 830-4380 | Thu Sep 09 1993 10:52 | 8 | 
|  | 
	Good job you were on your bike Phil!  As for a speed trap there
	than I think that it's perfectly reasonable, it's a residential
	area and yet cars are running through there at up to 60 mph.
	There's no excuse for speeding there.  As for needing a load
	of police to work the gatso - maybe it was a training session.
	Dave
 | 
| 24.3868 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you plug it in.. | Thu Sep 09 1993 12:04 | 4 | 
|  |     My cousin is a traffic cop (you wouldn't believe half the stories he
    tells!!!!) and the only time he uses these things is on a training
    exercise, they can't afford to do it any other way, a sad indictment of
    the way the Police are funded.
 | 
| 24.3869 |  | RIOT::gre | Gwyn Evans @IME (769-8108) | Thu Sep 09 1993 12:09 | 5 | 
|  | >           they can't afford to do it any other way, a sad indictment of
>    the way the Police are funded.
 
     But imagine what things would be like if they got a proportion of the 
  revenue from speeding fines, etc!
 | 
| 24.3870 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you plug it in.. | Thu Sep 09 1993 12:17 | 1 | 
|  |     Children would be a lot safer.........
 | 
| 24.3871 | filiocentric NOT! | VANTEN::MITCHELLD | "Management is opaque" | Thu Sep 09 1993 13:02 | 2 | 
|  |     so what ......
    and I doubt it....
 | 
| 24.3872 | bit late for kids. | ZEM::ILETT | Phil Ilett | Thu Sep 09 1993 13:54 | 5 | 
|  | I forgot to mention that it was 9:45 p.m. when I saw
the police, which I would have thought was after most children's
bedtime.
Phil.
 | 
| 24.3874 | Traffic cones ... | LARVAE::DRSD27::GALVIN | A sack of coalmen | Fri Sep 10 1993 10:16 | 6 | 
|  | 
Seen outside the back door of the The Crescent this morning a row of traffic
cones across the disabled parking spaces, presumably to stop all the selfish
non-disabled drivers parking their cars there.
But how are the disabled drivers going to move them ?
 | 
| 24.3875 |  | FORSAN::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Fri Sep 10 1993 12:34 | 11 | 
|  | A friend of mine had to go down to a University of the South coast for an open
day. He has a disabled sticker on his car. As he went through the campas car
park enterence he was stopped by the carpark attendant. He was infomed that he
couldn't park here, but there was some spaces some distance away. My freind
explained that he had a sticker, but was informed that the disabled places were
for lectureres only.  My friend asked were he should park then as he wasn't able
to walk the distance from the remote carpark. The carpark attendant replied;
"Well your disabled, thats your problem".
Simon
 | 
| 24.3876 | in Lower Earley - L-reg all-white mini moke | IOSG::HORSFIELD | four bananas make a bunch and so do many more | Fri Sep 10 1993 12:37 | 0 | 
| 24.3877 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you plug it in.. | Fri Sep 10 1993 12:39 | 2 | 
|  |     Hasn't someone just started production of clones, I seem to have read
    somewhere that it was still as dreadful as the original!
 | 
| 24.3878 | love thy A-Series | LARVAE::BALDOCK_I | I pity Inanimate Objects :-( | Fri Sep 10 1993 15:35 | 6 | 
|  |     
    I've seen a couple of Mokes recently.  I think they're being made in
    Australia or NZ; somewhere like that.
    
    Ian
    
 | 
| 24.3879 | Give your eye teeth for this one... | WARNUT::BIDDULPHM |  | Fri Sep 10 1993 17:30 | 9 | 
|  |     Green Range Rover belonging to a Dental Consultant (well he was
    in the pub with a bunch of dental nurses), registration-
    
           GIVEN
    
    and not a numeric in sight!
    
    Mike B.
    
 | 
| 24.3880 | give a dog a bone? | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Mon Sep 13 1993 20:09 | 4 | 
|  |     
    seen today in Braintree
    
    BMW 5 series  A18 ONE spaced to read  Al 8ONE
 | 
| 24.3881 | Multitasking | WOTVAX::SMITHCO | Live and Dangerous | Wed Sep 15 1993 13:01 | 9 | 
|  |     There's a reply somewhere about women drivers (has it been deleted
    !!??) - how about this
    
    Seen yesterday late afternoon, A34 northbound between M4 and Oxford, a
    (male) dork overtaking me whilst reading his newspaper, which was
    propped up against the steering wheel ! And I worry about a little
    speeding. This guy wants shooting.
    
    Colin
 | 
| 24.3882 |  | KERNEL::SHELLEYR | No time for catching 'Zee's | Wed Sep 15 1993 13:10 | 9 | 
|  |     �reply somewhere about women drivers
    
    Checkout 173.*
    
    Royston 
    
    PS If anyone is affended or is concerned about these so called 'sexist'
       comments please mail one of the mods. (Ya gotta be careful wot ya
       say).
 | 
| 24.3883 | Not sexist | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Wed Sep 15 1993 18:46 | 4 | 
|  |     This is not sexist their are equally damning reports on men included,
    from men I might add.
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3884 | Small memory number plate | WARNUT::BIDDULPHM |  | Thu Sep 16 1993 08:35 | 9 | 
|  |     Yet another interesting (!?) number plate - 
    
    Seen on M6 near Knutsford Services, going south, white Ford Mon'thingy
    registration:
    
    K 8 YTE  or K8YTE (KBYTE)
    
    Mike B.
    
 | 
| 24.3885 | Zorba the greek | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Thu Sep 16 1993 09:24 | 3 | 
|  |     
    An escort van  A20RBA spaced to read  A 2orba . Wonder if the driver
    was greek??? 
 | 
| 24.3886 | All Owt!! | WOTVAX::BROWNR | Fat boys on tour 1993 | Thu Sep 16 1993 10:04 | 4 | 
|  |     One for you cricket lovers. Grey Audi seen near Chard in Somerset
    A11 OWT.
    
    Andy.
 | 
| 24.3887 |  | KERNEL::WITHALLG | Even Better Than The Real Thing | Thu Sep 23 1993 23:12 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Seen today at the Venture R/B Basingstoke
    
    
    Grey 205 stld (?)  with  LI3TER.
    
    Look great on my Jag.
 | 
| 24.3888 | Take a seat | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Fri Sep 24 1993 09:07 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Seen somewhere in London
    
    	CHA1R
    
    	on a range rover
 | 
| 24.3889 |  | KERNEL::SALMONJ | Jason Salmon | Fri Sep 24 1993 10:31 | 6 | 
|  |     seen in Henley the other week :
    
    the new convertible Ferrari - 348 ??
    
    
    Jason.
 | 
| 24.3890 | Silver Ferrari | RIOT01::KING | I've got two new sheep - BAAAA & baaaa | Fri Sep 24 1993 11:08 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Seen last night parked across the road from where I live in Portsmouth-
    
    	Silver Ferrari.  Looked like an old Aston as far as I was concerned
    when I first glanced at it...number plate - 365 GTC.  Was it what it said 
    it was (not knowing the first thing about these)?!  It sounded
    amazing...!
    
    Chris.
               
 | 
| 24.3891 |  | ERMTRD::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri Sep 24 1993 12:39 | 6 | 
|  | 
Seen on a not very interesting white soft-top hatchback thingy yesterday on the 
M4:
	FOS1L
 | 
| 24.3892 | The Hit Man's new toy | KIRKTN::GMCKEE |  | Sun Sep 26 1993 22:12 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Ferrari 512 TR  in the players car park at Ibrox.
    
    Reg L10 MWH....Mark W. Hateley 
                               
 | 
| 24.3893 | Purple seems a popular colour | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Mon Sep 27 1993 07:18 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Was there a Porsche 'do' on yesterday? I ask this because I saw six in 
    convoy in the Theale area yesterday at about 12 o'clock,one of which
    had the reg:
    	      A 911
    
    Can anyone guess which one?
    
    Andy	
 | 
| 24.3894 | I thought they were extinct !! | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Mon Sep 27 1993 09:10 | 5 | 
|  | 	In Bristol yesterday....
	An L reg Nova GSi - I thought the Corsa had been around long enough to 
purge all old stocks - I guess not !
 | 
| 24.3895 | Nawwwwwwwww | PAKORA::SWRIGHT | There its.......!!! | Mon Sep 27 1993 11:13 | 2 | 
|  |     Seen in the players car park at Newtown Park   Reg  BON35S
    this was on The Players bus which was a Toyota Hiace Van.  
 | 
| 24.3896 |  | PEKING::BROWNS1 |  | Mon Sep 27 1993 11:38 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    	Seen on the M6 North of Birmingham on Friday night PORCHE 928S
    
    		Reg      THE 928S
 | 
| 24.3897 |  | COMICS::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Mon Sep 27 1993 12:20 | 8 | 
|  | >    	Seen on the M6 North of Birmingham on Friday night PORCHE 928S
>    
>    		Reg      THE 928S
	This plate has been spotted so many times now, in so many
	places, that I'm beginning to suspect it's on more than 1 car!
	Ian.
 | 
| 24.3898 | Not THE 928S AGA1N... | PEKING::SMITHRW | Off-duty Rab C Nesbit stunt double | Mon Sep 27 1993 12:38 | 6 | 
|  |     Nah, it's been kicking around for a while now.  I think it belongs to
    Porsche UK.  A friend's dad, who is some sort of motoring technical
    writer, had it on loan for a couple of weeks a few years ago, when the
    928S first came out.
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3899 | one more | BROUGH::DAVIES | Not Also, but ONLY | Mon Sep 27 1993 13:51 | 7 | 
|  | seen a a fair that does the rounds in the North Hants area a Merc with the 
plates
	A15HOW  spaced to read   A 1 SHOW
/s
 | 
| 24.3900 | More numberplate madness | COMICS::FLANDERSD | I remember the look in your eye | Tue Sep 28 1993 12:38 | 6 | 
|  | 
Seen on a Range Rover :
MR D1L
??
 | 
| 24.3901 | Seen on a land rover discovery | KERNEL::MORGANI | Just when you thought it was safe... | Tue Sep 28 1993 16:21 | 3 | 
|  | 
B 1 DGO spaced to read B1D GO.....Don't ask me I don't understand it either !
 | 
| 24.3902 | I love'em ! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Wed Sep 29 1993 07:19 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Can't remember if I've put this on before,
    
    
    Black Alfa Romeo (I think it's the 133 clover)
    
    	Reg:
    			A4 LFA
    Andy.
 | 
| 24.3903 | nearly there..... | WOTVAX::STONEG | So hard, finding inspiration.... | Wed Sep 29 1993 09:03 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Some sort of Bentley in Congleton last night, reg :-
    
    	ROL 1N
    
    with all that omney to spend on car, I'd of thought they'd have bought
    the real thing 8^)
    
    Graham
 | 
| 24.3904 | Beware the test drivers | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Wed Sep 29 1993 09:37 | 5 | 
|  | Re the Bentley, you are a touch close to the factory there and I've seen some
real sights in and around the Cheshire lanes, like the undercoated Mulsanne
Turbo with no chrome and only a bucket seat for the driver being driven flat
out, I was passenger in a Gp1 Rally car with a good driver and he REALLY
struggled to keep up. So it could have been a factory car.
 | 
| 24.3905 | him, her or the car | SHIPS::BROWN_C |  | Wed Sep 29 1993 19:05 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen on a Cadillac something or other  'BODY 63'  except it looked 
    more like a late 80's model to me.  I didn't see the driver though!
    
    		- Chris -
 | 
| 24.3906 | New Merc. | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Mon Oct 04 1993 19:23 | 7 | 
|  | 	On Sunday in Sunningdale...
	A brand new Merc and I think it was labelled as a "180 cl" or something
 like that. It looked really nice, is this a brand new model or just a 190 
replacement ?
Andy
 | 
| 24.3907 | Mud mud glorious mud theres nothing quite........ | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Tue Oct 05 1993 10:17 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Seen near chelmsford this morning a Range Rover 
    
                       index     MUD 317
    
    Perhaps somebody actually uses one of these beasts off-road.
 | 
| 24.3908 | My jaw still hurts from hitting the steering wheel... | AYOU35::WARREN | The man with no plan | Fri Oct 08 1993 08:11 | 14 | 
|  | I cant remember if this one is entered before...
last night on M80,
dark blue 911 Carerra 2
no  911 POR
Drool, drool, drool   :-0 ....
 | 
| 24.3909 | Seen at Gatwick .. | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Fri Oct 08 1993 10:01 | 3 | 
|  | 	In the short stay carpark a white BMW 3 series alpina ( I think )
	Reg "K1SSY"
 | 
| 24.3910 | yet another | YUPPY::SANDERS | Mark Sanders@hhl | Fri Oct 08 1993 13:24 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen on the M42 near Birmingham last Sunday (3/10)......
    
    	the new Bentley Coupe (about #175k!)
    
    		OOH 1	(about the noise I was making).
    
 | 
| 24.3911 |  | IOSG::HORSFIELD | we all know the votes are computer-enhanced | Mon Oct 11 1993 09:17 | 7 | 
|  | 	on the Oxford ring-road, a volvo estate:
	
		H 1 J K L
	
	the letters were uniformly spaced across the plate
	
	jack 
 | 
| 24.3912 |  | LEMAN::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @GEO, DTN 821-4150 | Mon Oct 11 1993 09:31 | 5 | 
|  |     near Geneva
    
    			62 UK
    
    on a D-type Jag, or something that looked exactly like one ...
 | 
| 24.3913 | Grumble grumble grumble b^%$^%$ v&^(*&^ d(*)&^(*&^'s | LARVAE::DRSD27::GALVIN | Computer Anachronologist. | Mon Oct 11 1993 10:08 | 5 | 
|  | 
... A dark coloured Volvo 740 Estate undertaking a van and trailer on the M4
last night near junction 8/9 BY DRIVING ON THE HARD SHOULDER !!!  It then nearly
hit my wife's car as it turned left off the roundabout at junction 8/9 by
cutting across from the right-hand lane of the roundabout.
 | 
| 24.3914 |  | RUTILE::FARTHING | Happy but twisted | Mon Oct 11 1993 13:25 | 5 | 
|  | Seen on the A12 approaching Colchester on Wednesday, an old beige Sierra 1.6L 
hatchback.
It was sporting the number plate CT 8, which must surely be worth a lot more 
than the car itself!
 | 
| 24.3915 | 2B or Not 2B | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Tue Oct 12 1993 12:56 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Coming through Hackney the other day a range rover
    
    	NOT 2B
 | 
| 24.3916 | Ultimate BMW reg | BROUGH::DAVIES | Not Also, but ONLY | Tue Oct 12 1993 16:01 | 5 | 
|  | seen in a car park at Heathrow on saturday.
	BMW 850 coupe reg 850 BMW.
/s
 | 
| 24.3917 | Frontera Reg... | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Wed Oct 13 1993 09:08 | 3 | 
|  | 	Seen on the M4 last night...
	Bel 80Y
 | 
| 24.3918 | LEXUS | EBYGUM::LEDGERD |  | Wed Oct 13 1993 12:09 | 8 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    	Seen on a LEXUS motor on M62 last week L8 XUS, and on the M1
    yesterday L* XUS, could this be LEXUS management or their sales
    team ? (* - can't remember the number but it wasn't 8)
    
    
    	David
 | 
| 24.3919 |  | LOOKIN::MCSKEANE | Circus Games | Wed Oct 13 1993 12:49 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Seen last Thursday, on the day Top Gear reviewed it, a brand new Supra.
    
    And the guy wasn't haging around either!!!!!
    
    POL.
 | 
| 24.3920 | BP O1L | LARVAE::JORDAN | Chris Jordan, TSE - Technology Services, End-User Computing | Wed Oct 13 1993 13:25 | 5 | 
|  |     On the M40 this morning...
    
    Just a van with the number BPO 1 L... 
    
     The van was owned by BP....
 | 
| 24.3921 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | I wish some would remain silent | Wed Oct 13 1993 14:06 | 5 | 
|  |     I saw that number-plate (BP O1L) in Woodbridge, Suffolk, at least 13
    years ago, on a van! A white Sherpa if I remember correctly, and yes,
    it had the BP logo on its sides.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3922 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Thu Oct 14 1993 14:55 | 3 | 
|  |     
    Just of City Road London, a cooper bishopsgate courtesy car  520 BMW ,
    and it was.
 | 
| 24.3923 | and here's another! | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Thu Oct 14 1993 19:27 | 11 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen at the bottom of the M11 today a 
    
              TVR 400S
    
    it was on a TVR and it looked like it said 400 (do they make a 400
    model possibly even an S, it was difficult to see it was pulling away
    from me to quick)
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3924 | It was all it was cracked up to be.. | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Fri Oct 15 1993 08:49 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Seen in Newbury a TVR - ( it does have a fibreglass body ??)
    
    This had it's front end knocked in - and the white cracks in the
     fibreglass were all along the body.
    
    I though it was an interesting paint job at first.
    I wonder how much that will cost .....
 | 
| 24.3925 | why bother? | UKEDU::BUSHEN | I've won a paper clip!!!! | Fri Oct 15 1993 13:56 | 11 | 
|  | >Note 24.3911                    *Seen in passing*                   3911 of 3911
>        on the Oxford ring-road, a volvo estate:
>                H 1 J K L
a metallic silver one, right? - it was in Basingstoke railway station one
morning this week
I thought to myself - "why bother?" :-)
	Paul.
 | 
| 24.3926 | GTX | UKEDU::BUSHEN | I've won a paper clip!!!! | Fri Oct 15 1993 13:58 | 9 | 
|  | re BP O1L
a college friend of mine went to work for Castrol. While waiting for his
company car he had a pool Range Rover. White with Green and Red stripes - reg
GTX 2
very nice!
	Paul.
 | 
| 24.3927 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Mon Oct 18 1993 10:37 | 3 | 
|  |     seen near Dumfries a Sierra reg GAR5ON with the 5 like an S
    
    brought a slight smile to my face, wasted on a Sierra
 | 
| 24.3928 | Slip sliding away .... | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Mon Oct 18 1993 11:26 | 6 | 
|  |     
    A Rover 214 Cabriolet with a nicely dented front.
    
    Unusual because the driver was in the car which was in a field.
    
    It was a bit icy in some parts this morning .... :-)
 | 
| 24.3929 | Should it be a hippo ? | COMICS::FLANDERSD | I remember the look in your eye | Mon Oct 18 1993 18:16 | 6 | 
|  | 
Seen on the M1 on Suday, a LandRover Disco (tdi) with the registration
H1PPA (maybe it does handle like a hippo :^) )
Dave
 | 
| 24.3930 |  | BAHTAT::EATON_N | Stupid English Ker-nigg-it | Tue Oct 19 1993 09:36 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Seen in Leeds:
    
    A *very* scruffy 'Y' reg Cavalier, bearing the sticker "Free Enterprise
    Works"........
    
    (little bit of politics there ladies and gentlemen)  8^)
    
    Nigel
    
 | 
| 24.3931 | ;-) | COMICS::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Tue Oct 19 1993 10:59 | 4 | 
|  |     It's nothing at all to do with politics, I have the very same sticker
    myself.
    
    tp
 | 
| 24.3932 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Tue Oct 19 1993 12:36 | 1 | 
|  | Is that on your very scruffy GSi Trev?
 | 
| 24.3933 |  | ERMTRD::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Tue Oct 19 1993 12:50 | 8 | 
|  | 
>    It's nothing at all to do with politics, I have the very same sticker
>    myself.
    
Politics are the one thing that this sticker has absolutely nothing to do with.
I have one too...at least I need to get another - just changed cars :-)
 | 
| 24.3934 | ? | FUTURS::LONGWY::LEWIS | Amused to Death | Tue Oct 19 1993 13:17 | 1 | 
|  |     Its to do with cross-channel ferries then ?
 | 
| 24.3936 | Why, oh why oh why...... | BAHTAT::EATON_N | Stupid English Ker-nigg-it | Tue Oct 19 1993 13:31 | 16 | 
|  |     
    Oh dear, I should have known better than to start this.......
    
    OK. "Free Enterprise Works". This (presumably) is intended to support
    the idea that the doctrine on free enterprise (as opposed to state
    control) "works". I have no real comment to make on this proposition.
    
    The sticker amused me because it was hung on such a disgustingly tatty
    motor car, suggesting (to me at least) that free enterprise has not
    worked particularly well for the owner of the car.
    
    The "politics" comment was appended in imitation of Ben Elton.
    
    JOKE. 1. n. Thing said or done to excite laughter, jest.
    (Pocket Oxford Dictionary, 'cos that's all I can afford)
    
 | 
| 24.3937 | what he may mean is... | RDGENG::RUSLING | Dave Rusling REO2 G/E9 830-4380 | Tue Oct 19 1993 13:33 | 9 | 
|  | 
	At the risk of answering wrongly for someone else I think he
	means that if Enterprise worked then the sticker would be
	on a top rank mercedes.  The fact that it's on a tatty car
	implies that it doesn't work.  Of course Thatch would say
	that Enterprise is working because the sticker was previously
	on a bicycle...
	Dave
 | 
| 24.3939 | Source of information | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Conation is the key | Tue Oct 19 1993 14:55 | 4 | 
|  |     Anyone who is really interested ought to take the query to the
    AKOFIN::HOME_BASED_BUSINESS notes conference.
    
    Terry
 | 
| 24.3940 | Bragger... | PAKORA::SWRIGHT | Beavis and Butthead | Tue Oct 19 1993 20:17 | 1 | 
|  |     Seen on a Toyota today   B19 ONE......  I wonder...!!
 | 
| 24.3941 | Bentley?? | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Wed Oct 20 1993 13:02 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Seen on Tuesday on Bradford ring road a black Bentley 2 door coup�.
    Like a normal Bentley but with the corners rounded off. Looked big but
    businesslike - if you get my meaning. Is there a new Bentley out? I'd
    missed it in the press.
    
    Reg no JCT 7. (JCT is the local mega car dealer)
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.3942 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Good girls go to heaven... | Wed Oct 20 1993 13:57 | 8 | 
|  |     Andrew,
    
    I remember there having been some trumpeting of a new Bentley in the
    Press recently. Something along the lines of "the first proper Bentley
    since the 30's" or some such. Can't remember details I'm afraid, but it
    was a fine beast.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.3943 | Its quite old I think, ~9 Months or so | UFHIS::GVIPOND |  | Wed Oct 20 1993 14:15 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Isn't the 2 door coupe called the Continental, (new as aposed to the
    old one).
    
 | 
| 24.3944 | Standard on the new improved Car Scheme :-) | WARNUT::RICE | Some didn't even realise I'd been away... | Thu Oct 21 1993 10:38 | 7 | 
|  |     Continental R as opposed to the Continental (which   is - I think -
    some sort of drophead Corniche jobby).
    The Continental R is sort of similar to standard Bentley forward of the
    front bulkhead and a rather nice two-door coupe aft of there.
    
    Steve. (who hasn't had an excuse to go to the factory recently)
    
 | 
| 24.3945 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Thu Oct 21 1993 11:14 | 7 | 
|  | A coupe Merc reg near Knutsford
     SOD 11 
with judicously placed black screws!!!
My sentiments entirely
 | 
| 24.3946 | Would you insure him? | VIVIAN::GOODWIN | UK Product and Technology Group | Sat Oct 23 1993 16:05 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen weaving about the outside lane of the M25 last Friday:-
    
    ALK1Y
    
    8-)
    
 | 
| 24.3947 | Dount it was his tho | UFHIS::GVIPOND |  | Mon Oct 25 1993 10:14 | 4 | 
|  |     
    In the Porsche centrum (Munich) on Saurday, an old 944 with the number
    Lauda 944. 
    
 | 
| 24.3948 |  | WELSWS::HEDLEY | Lager Lout | Mon Oct 25 1993 12:04 | 10 | 
|  | >    A Rover 214 Cabriolet with a nicely dented front.
>    
>    Unusual because the driver was in the car which was in a field.
>    
>    It was a bit icy in some parts this morning .... :-)
Was that you, Andy?  Well, who cares, it's a good excuse to wind you
up next time you comment on MY driving!
Chris.
 | 
| 24.3949 | Not me (or my car) | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | If not you, then who else? | Mon Oct 25 1993 11:58 | 3 | 
|  |     There's nothing nicely dented about MY front, and I only comment on
    your driving cos your car can go faster than mine :-}
    
 | 
| 24.3950 | AUD1, 101101, and K102 CYA ! | WOTVAX::SMITHCO | Live and Dangerous | Mon Oct 25 1993 12:46 | 13 | 
|  |     Manchester on Saturday
    
    Audi (100 ?) estate - reg AUD1
    
    Jag XJS - reg 101101 (cool dude driving - probably a drug baron ;-)
    
    
    Today near Altrincham
    
    K102 CYA (or something like that) on a Renault. Not particularly
    unusual, except that it was a Twingo, I think. Small, Clio sized but
    with a very square rear end (as it were), and round Porshe-ish
    headlights.
 | 
| 24.3951 |  | NSDC::SIMPSON | The future sure isn't what it used to be | Mon Oct 25 1993 12:49 | 4 | 
|  | Seen on a transporter, a VW Golf Estate and a Golf MK III cabriolet - looked
very tidy.
-Steve
 | 
| 24.3952 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | I can always sleep standing up | Mon Oct 25 1993 12:52 | 1 | 
|  | Photos must be deceiving then!
 | 
| 24.3953 | Can't top this, Ferrari 275 NART Spyder | KAOOA::LAVIGNE |  | Mon Oct 25 1993 12:57 | 5 | 
|  |     Out on the Hwy between Denver and Colorado Springs on Sunday, HWY 25 I
    believe, A Ferrari 275 NART Spyder with the soft top up.  A beautiful
    car and wonderful sound as well.
    regards,
    JP
 | 
| 24.3954 |  | OASS::BURDEN_D | This is a Studebaker Year | Mon Oct 25 1993 13:37 | 5 | 
|  | I caught a quick glimpse of a flatbed truck going the other way.  On the back
was either a partially completed Lamborghini Countach kit car, or a partially
dis-assembled Lamborghini Countach.
Dave
 | 
| 24.3955 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | If not you, who else? | Mon Oct 25 1993 14:08 | 3 | 
|  |     Ahead of me thru' Hebden Bridge a japanese 4 wheel drive thingy 'MEG1E'
    - is it really worth it for such a poor fit?
    
 | 
| 24.3956 | series 6, Sloane 90's ? | UBOHUB::BELL_A1 | still they want more | Mon Oct 25 1993 14:26 | 11 | 
|  |     
    seen on the A34 from Oxford, a transporter with 5 or 6 Land Rover 90's
    on board. The interesting part (?) was that they were not the usual
    (SWB) 90 body shape. These looked more like a larger version of the
    Suzuki rhino or a squarer Cherokee jeep. 
    It just seemed strange to me, seeing the Land Rover badge on something
    with a Padded roll bar, no roof, flash paint work etc When even a 90
    light weight (AT) is more use off road than it is in Knightsbridge.
    
    Alan
    
 | 
| 24.3957 |  | VIVIAN::G_COOMBER | I'd rather be surfing | Tue Oct 26 1993 10:02 | 1 | 
|  |     Seen on sunday evening H15 BAD on a merc.
 | 
| 24.3958 |  | PAKORA::SWRIGHT | Beavis and Butthead | Wed Oct 27 1993 11:42 | 2 | 
|  |     AUD1... I seen this Audi in Stirling a couple of months ago..
    A black one if i remember.... 
 | 
| 24.3959 |  | YUPPY::BUSH | Alive and Kicking | Wed Oct 27 1993 11:56 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    	Seen last night as I wen past a Toyota dealer. The worst looking
    estate I've seen. Possibly a Carina?
    
    	Also on an old ALpina c7 BM. Reg plate A11 LNA. THe L was shortened
    and two large screws by the second 1. To look like ALPINA. Almost
    looked good!
    
    	Tony B.
 | 
| 24.3960 | On the M4 last night.... | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Wed Oct 27 1993 12:17 | 2 | 
|  | 	On the east bound carriageway - 5 cars in a row who all seemed to have a 
flat tyre - odd - syncronised blow out ?
 | 
| 24.3961 | AUD x | BLKPUD::PAGETS | Still Working | Wed Oct 27 1993 13:36 | 6 | 
|  |     re .58 
    
     I saw a metallic green audi convertible wearing the AUD 1 plate a few
    months ago in Stirling. This plate seems to get around a bit.
    
    Sean.
 | 
| 24.3962 | SM 7 | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Wed Oct 27 1993 13:56 | 5 | 
|  |     Talking of Stirling, we came across SM 7 in the paddock at Silverstone
    on a seriously sporty Mercedes. Just to prove ownership his old white
    helmet and pale blue overalls were on the back seat (he was demoing the
    Vanwall that day).
    
 | 
| 24.3963 | They're heeerrrr | CURRNT::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Wed Oct 27 1993 15:19 | 3 | 
|  |     A porsche 911 something on my home from Deathpark
    reg: MARS
    -=paul=-
 | 
| 24.3964 | AUD1 in Stirling | PAKORA::SWRIGHT | Beavis and Butthead | Wed Oct 27 1993 16:37 | 4 | 
|  |     Re .61
    It could have been green as it was at night I saw it outside the Bowling
    Alley......
 | 
| 24.3965 | Smile if you had it last night | WOTVAX::BANKSM | Out to Lunch | Thu Oct 28 1993 09:35 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen in Edinburgh last night on some flash poseur-mobile or other
    (disappearing fast off into the distance...)
    
    	L 4 YED
    
    With the "4" looking a bit like an "A". I was jealous (not of the car 
    :-)
 | 
| 24.3966 |  | NSDC::SIMPSON | The future sure isn't what it used to be | Thu Oct 28 1993 10:02 | 10 | 
|  | Not cars - but car drivers beware!
Seen in a pub car park in Zurich, a notice saying:
"Harley's only.
 Violators will be shot"
Each to their own!
-Steve
 | 
| 24.3967 | K1 DSS | RIOT01::KING | FREE! But still in chains... | Thu Oct 28 1993 10:17 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Seen in Portsmouth -
    
    Some kind of people carrier, Toyota Previa or something like it.
    
    	K1DS S
    
    Can't think what the "S" at the end is for, but maybe some of you with
    families may have some interesting suggestions?! =;*)
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.3968 |  | BERN02::BYRNE |  | Fri Oct 29 1993 06:54 | 5 | 
|  |     Re .66
    
    Same sign has been seen outside the Harley bar in Sierre, Valais (CH)
    
    Guesss tey're mass produced !!
 | 
| 24.3969 | Re AUD1 | FAILTE::THOMSONS |  | Fri Oct 29 1993 07:43 | 5 | 
|  |  AUD1 used to belong on a white 100 with full body kit and absolutely massive
 alloy wheels in the Stirling or Bridge of Allan with the driver travelling
 into Glasgow daily .	
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.3970 | K100NX | FAILTE::THOMSONS |  | Fri Oct 29 1993 07:46 | 9 | 
|  | 
My next door neighbour has a Nissan 100 NX with the plate K100 NX but there is 
some doggy spacing between the letters ,should have been K10 ONX .
				Stuart
 | 
| 24.3971 | Another couple | FAILTE::THOMSONS |  | Fri Oct 29 1993 07:58 | 11 | 
|  | 
On a Toyota Camry in Edinburgh    LEX 1S
On a Toyota MR2   around Stirling A14 LUV
This one used to be on a Lancia Monte Carlo but is now on a Range Rover
			GET 1 1N
				Stuart
 | 
| 24.3972 | Can't remember if this one has been "logged?" | SUBURB::POWELLM | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! | Fri Oct 29 1993 12:38 | 8 | 
|  |     
    	In the Deathpark carpark yesterday:
    
    				 A4lfa
    
    					on an Alfa-Romeo naturally!
    
                                        Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.3973 |  | SUBURB::TAYLORG | RIP: Freddie Mercury 24-Nov-1991 | Fri Oct 29 1993 15:14 | 6 | 
|  |     RE THE BENTLEY CONTINENTAL R
    
    
    The Continental R is the Drop top version of the 145MPH Turbo R.
    
    Grant
 | 
| 24.3974 | Black Beauty | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Fri Oct 29 1993 15:33 | 11 | 
|  |     
    RE -A4LFA
    
    	Note 3902:
    
    	As seen in Winnersh car park.
    
    
    A Lucky DECCIE
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.3975 |  | IOSG::HORSFIELD | This is a REPEATABLE error situation | Mon Nov 01 1993 11:58 | 10 | 
|  | >>
>>This one used to be on a Lancia Monte Carlo but is now on a Range Rover
>>
>>			GET 1 1N
	i graduated from Stirling in 1980...in those days i quite often saw
	this plate on a white Lotus
	
	jack 
 | 
| 24.3976 | When the red, red roller.... | FIXER::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Thu Nov 04 1993 13:40 | 10 | 
|  |     Bowling along in Basingstoke this morning - a large "red" Roller :
    
    
    			NOR1S
    
    Now, even if I had the money, I wouldn't buy a Roller, and if I did, I
    wouldn't order red (actually it was sort of scarlet) but "to each his
    own".
    
    Jon
 | 
| 24.3977 | Come back Fred Dibnah | FUTURS::LONGWY::LEWIS | Amused to Death | Fri Nov 05 1993 09:04 | 4 | 
|  |     If I had the money, (and the space to keep it), I would love a Roller,
    espcially a big, bright red Fowler.
    
    :-)
 | 
| 24.3978 | In Sainsbury's car-park (must need 4WD to hunt the groceries) | COMICS::FLANDERSD | I remember the look in your eye | Fri Nov 05 1993 13:07 | 4 | 
|  | 
Scruffy Range-Rover with the number OOO12
most strange to look at.
 | 
| 24.3979 |  | SUBURB::FRENCHS | Semper in excernere | Mon Nov 08 1993 12:05 | 4 | 
|  |     Re the ALPHA, this one 'lives' just along the road from me. I see it
    most days.
    
    Simon
 | 
| 24.3980 |  | WAYOUT::LOAT | 1 lump or 2, it's up to you! | Mon Nov 08 1993 13:18 | 16 | 
|  | 
Playa Des Ingles,Gran Canaria, on Saturday, as we were on the coach going back
to the airport
We were at some traffic lights, and the lights changed to green, and we felt the
ground shake as a Escort Cosworth rally car pulled away from the lights. I was on
the right hand side of the coach, so hadn't seen the car standing next to us at
the lights, and I thought that the engine was going to drop out of the coach!
Further down the road, there was another Escort Cosworth, a Honda (Civic?) and
a Toyota something.
We then had to wait for them to get to the start before we could carry on, so we
had a good look at the cars. What a racket they made!
Steve.
 | 
| 24.3981 | LOTUS | FAILTE::THOMSONS |  | Wed Nov 10 1993 12:50 | 10 | 
|  | 
Spotted on the M8 between Glasgow and Edinburgh on a very scruffy red LOTUS 
Eclat
			A l0TUS
Rather dodgy spacing on this one as well
						Stuart
 | 
| 24.3982 | Chrysler Viper... | HEWIE::RUSSELL | Just a SAP fall guy... | Wed Nov 10 1993 13:02 | 12 | 
|  | parked on a stand at the concourse of Newcastle Central station a couple
of weeks ago - advertising one of the petrol company's model car
giveaways.
It certainly looked a mean machine, in gleaming red.
The registration was A 8 LTR - is it really an 8 litre engine?
Peter.
(who had just done London to Necastle in 2� hours on an IC225, beating
the car time hands down!)
 | 
| 24.3983 |  | SUBURB::TAYLORG | RIP: Freddie Mercury 24-Nov-1991 | Wed Nov 10 1993 13:37 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen in Reading on a Jaguar XJS
    
    	RAC 32X
    
    Grant
 | 
| 24.3984 | A positive number? | SUBURB::SPRULESA |  | Wed Nov 10 1993 13:56 | 12 | 
|  |     
    Seen last weekend in Didcot a rather attractive 
    
    	"Rouse Sport"  Sierra Sapphire Cosworth in a blue/grey with
        additional subtle body panels
    
    Registration number  H1 VOK
    
    The front number plate spaced out to read  HIV  OK
    
    
    
 | 
| 24.3985 | Maybe it was Alice! | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Wed Nov 10 1993 17:27 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Seen today in Epping a Rangerover reg
    
                        5lac
    
    and she looked it!
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3986 | - no offence intended officer no offence intended officer @#$ | YUPPY::CZERESM |  | Thu Nov 11 1993 11:00 | 10 | 
|  |     This one made me laugh this morning on the M11
    
    On a red XR2i 
    
    K 4 RAP....
    
    Cheers 
    
    Mark
     
 | 
| 24.3987 | it was dark so I couldn't see the driver! | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Thu Nov 11 1993 18:16 | 10 | 
|  |     
    And this one made me laugh..   XLP 1G spacedas follows
          
    
                            XL
                           P1G
    
    on a land rover
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.3988 | Not quite right? | HEWIE::RUSSELL | Just a SAP fall guy... | Mon Nov 15 1993 16:43 | 7 | 
|  | seen last week,
MR H 911A
on a smoky Jag XJ6...
Peter.
 | 
| 24.3989 | TURBO 911 - Wacky number | SEDOAS::BRISTOW_A |  | Mon Nov 15 1993 17:05 | 11 | 
|  |     seen today in Leatherhead
    
    911 Turbo
    
    TUR130 M
    
    TURBO M.!!
    
    "M" Must mean something, any ideas ??
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.3990 | another bit of meaningless observation | EBYGUM::WILLIAMSH | Flat tank Sunbeam rider | Wed Nov 17 1993 13:04 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen today in Warrington.
    
    LEXUS   
    
    on a lexus ls400.
    
    the 'E' was an 8 with a whitle bolt stuck in the middle.
    
    Huw.
 | 
| 24.3991 | ...and there's more! | YUPPY::HAMBLY |  | Wed Nov 17 1993 19:56 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen in London's West End last Sunday, a red Ferrari...
    
    PAS1ON
    
    Stinking rich?  Undoubtably.
    
    Illiterate?  Probably.
    
    Clive.
 | 
| 24.3992 | Seen near Croyon | KERNEL::MORGANI | Just when you thought it was safe... | Fri Nov 19 1993 09:55 | 8 | 
|  | 
On a Porsche 928S....
	YUM 928 S...
 
 | 
| 24.3993 | Phallic symbol or what ? | WELCLU::WELLUC::SteveL |  | Mon Nov 22 1993 17:23 | 3 | 
|  | Seen in the cambridge area, A Merc with the registration PEN 15.
 | 
| 24.3994 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Mon Nov 22 1993 17:34 | 12 | 
|  | I'm always a little suspicious of this one. There are two possible alternatives
and I've seen them both on so many vehicles, including a spotty youth on a moped
outside a chippy in Heald Green (by Manchester Airport) with photo to prove it,
and heard so many other people having seen them (and I have no reason to doubt
their eyesight) that I suspect that there are several scurrelous people around
who deliberately flout the law for a couple of days, just for pose value.
I even heard that the DVLC had specifically banned both registrations so that it
can't possibly exist! 
It always brings a smile to my face though. I wonder how many coppers can claim
to have nicked the owner of a vehicle with that reg??
 | 
| 24.3995 |  | ERMTRD::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Mon Nov 22 1993 18:20 | 8 | 
|  | 
JAG 4.2 Y
on a dark blue 2.8i Granada
the "." appeared to be a hole drilled through the plate
 | 
| 24.3996 | Official - keep the loud pedal down :-) | PAPERS::CORNE | John Corne - Product & Technology group | Thu Nov 25 1993 12:55 | 23 | 
|  |     This was heard in passing,  but is apt...
    
    Driving back from Reading on Tuesday afternoon, BBC Radio Berks news
    had an item on a series of accidents on the M4 in Wiltshire.....
                                             
    
    And now Inspector (mumble) from the (mumble again) Police.
    
    	"My advice to everyone in this cold spell is to keep the gas on"
    
    (interview stops, next story starts)
    
    Story about pensioners getting hypothermia. Mr (mumble) from Southern
    gas........
    
    	"My advice to everyone in this cold spell is to keep the gas on"
    
    
    They did manage to re-run the motorway accident story at the end of the
    news, this time with the right tape, but there must have been a few red 
    faces!
    
    Jc
 | 
| 24.3997 | All Bap | WELCLU::KINGI | Don't call me Wayne or Joe | Wed Dec 01 1993 15:53 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Registration   A 11 BAP outside a Bakers shop in Bedfordshire
    
    
 | 
| 24.3998 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Thu Dec 02 1993 10:25 | 4 | 
|  |     
    
    	Toyota Previa J555SSS with little noticeable difference in the
    letters and no spaces. Took me a couple of glances to spot the real reg
 | 
| 24.3999 | Was it a Royal ?? | FAILTE::THOMSONS |  | Mon Dec 13 1993 15:56 | 13 | 
|  | 
Spotted on the M9 the other day a Green Range Rover reg HM 1
Funny thing was that it was being driven by a female around 60ish wearing a
head scarf and looked remarkably like Queen Elizabeth I  
This Range Rover was being followed vary closely by a Navy Blue Granada
With two large police type men ....
		
							St
 | 
| 24.4000 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY |  | Mon Dec 13 1993 16:15 | 5 | 
|  |     �looked remarkably like Queen Elizabeth I
    
    She must be getting on a bit :-)
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4001 |  | WOTVAX::BROWNR | Fat boys on tour 1993 | Mon Dec 13 1993 16:33 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen Southbound M6 last Thursday - one for an estate agent on a red
    Golf CL - 2 LET.
    
    Andy.
    
 | 
| 24.4002 |  | CURRNT::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Wed Dec 15 1993 14:45 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen on the M57 near Liverpool last weekend
    
    VW1   on an Ian Skelly curtesy car.
    
    
    -=paul=-
    
    For the Southern Jessies amongst you, Ian Skelly is large Volkswagan
    Dealer.
 | 
| 24.4003 | Corny but couldnt resist | UFHIS::GVIPOND |  | Wed Dec 15 1993 16:11 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Whats Ian"s weight goto do with it ? ;-)
    
    
    �
 | 
| 24.4004 | KLAN KAR | FAILTE::BURNETTD | DAVE BURNETT | Thu Dec 16 1993 11:53 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen this morning on the M8 heading towards Livingston
    
    Metro reg. number K1 KKK,      
    
    and no, the driver wasn't wearing a funny hat!!
    
    
 | 
| 24.4005 | NIT PICK!!!!! | COMICS::MCSKEANE | Circus Games | Thu Dec 16 1993 13:44 | 17 | 
|  |     
    Re 24.4000
    
    >Queen Elizabeth I
    
    Seeing as she was seen on the M9 which is in Scotland it is indeed
    possible that it was Queen Elizabeth the First. Scotland was never
    ruled by the original Queen Elizabeth so we've never had a Queen
    Elizabeth the First until the present Queen.
    
    Her official title should be Queen Elizabeth the Second of England and
    Wales and Queen Elizabeth the First of Scotland. i.e Like King James
    the 6th of Scotland and James the first of England.
    
    Call me pedantic,
    
    POL.    :>
 | 
| 24.4006 |  | BAHTAT::EATON_N | Smile when you say that! | Thu Dec 16 1993 14:00 | 7 | 
|  |     
    You're pedantic.
    
    8^)
    
    Nigel
    
 | 
| 24.4007 |  | ERMTRD::ALFORD | lying Shipwrecked and comatose... | Fri Dec 17 1993 12:58 | 6 | 
|  | 
Nit-pick She would not be Queen Elizabeth the First of Scotland as the First
bit is not used until there has been a second.
Queen Elizabeth II of England, Wales and Northern Ireland, Queen Elizabeth of
Scotland 
 | 
| 24.4008 | Seen on Saturday in the Apex plaza Car park | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Thu Dec 23 1993 08:25 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Can anyone tell me what's the difference between a Renault Alpine GTA
    V6,and the Renault Alpine GTA V6 "Le mans".The car had nice alloys and
    a tasty apint job but are there any mechanical differences.
    
    It looked bloody nice.
    
    
    Andy.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4009 |  | LEMAN::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @GEO, DTN 821-4150 | Thu Dec 23 1993 10:10 | 11 | 
|  |     .4008�    Can anyone tell me what's the difference between a Renault Alpine GTA
    .4008�    V6,and the Renault Alpine GTA V6 "Le mans".The car had nice alloys and
    .4008�    a tasty apint job but are there any mechanical differences.
    
    You've basically listed the differences. The Le Mans was one of several
    special limited series, that Renault have released in order to boost
    sales. I'm not 100% sure but tI think the Le Mans was exactly identical
    to the base car in mechanical terms.
    
    Other limited series had minor differences in suspension settings,
    wheel width, ...
 | 
| 24.4010 | Nice looking car... | RDGE44::ALEUC1 | Barry Gates, 7830-1155 | Thu Dec 23 1993 11:31 | 6 | 
|  |     I believe the "Le Mans" was identical mechanically to the GTA V6 Turbo
    but had a catalytic converter which reduced the power to 180 BHP. Also,
    the tyres are different, 17 inch on the back and 16 inch on the front?
    
    Merry Xmas,
    Barry.
 | 
| 24.4011 | Watch that ice.!!!! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Thu Dec 23 1993 11:37 | 13 | 
|  |     
    
    I would like to wish all Noters a very Merry Xmas,and thanks to all
    who've helped my this year.I've enjoyed reading the notes and I'm
    looking forward to a noting new year.
    
    All the best and safe driving over the holidays.
    
    
    Andy..
    
    
    
 | 
| 24.4012 | J5 UEM | HEWIE::RUSSELL | Just a SAP fall guy... | Tue Jan 04 1994 16:22 | 7 | 
|  | may not seem an interesting reg, but until two weeks ago it was
	J 5UE M   
until the boys in blue had a word with her...
Peter.
 | 
| 24.4013 | Say what? | CGOOA::PITULEY | Stuff happens... | Tue Jan 04 1994 19:53 | 6 | 
|  |     re: -1
    
    Huh?
    
    Brian
    
 | 
| 24.4014 | not quite what they meant, but funny just the same...cheap, too! | SMAUG::LEGERLOTZ | Alan Legerlotz .OSI Applications. dtn 226-5744 | Wed Jan 05 1994 16:29 | 14 | 
|  | SIP in Merrimack, NH.
A billboard which read:
|-----------------------------------------|
|				applebees |
| G E T  S T U F F E D !       restaurant |
|					  |
|  for only $8.00			  |
|					  |
|-----------------------------------------|
 | 
| 24.4015 | Get stuffed means something different! | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Thu Jan 06 1994 12:44 | 7 | 
|  | The Yanks have a completely different meaning to this phrase, than that used
over on the right side of the pond!
For another phrase with a completely different meaning on each side of the
pond, try: "feeling full of beans!"
				Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.4016 | I know from experience. | SMAUG::LEGERLOTZ | Alan Legerlotz .OSI Applications. dtn 226-5744 | Thu Jan 06 1994 15:11 | 13 | 
|  | >>The Yanks have a completely different meaning to this phrase, than that used
>>over on the right side of the pond!
That's why it struck me so funny.  I was at College in Plymouth for a term in
1986.  I was living with a family at the time, and after a meal I said "Boy, I'm
stuffed"...I though the 14 year old daughter was going to die laughing.
We all got a good laugh over it.  It was almost as good as the time I said that I
was going to wear "Suspenders on my pants" when going to a party;  I didn't know
that I actually was going to wear "Braces on my trousers..."
Cheers,
-Al (a yank who speaks English and American)
 | 
| 24.4017 | rathole alert | COMICS::SHELLEY |  | Thu Jan 06 1994 15:39 | 7 | 
|  |     This reminds of the time I was in a meeting with serval people, 2 of
    which were visiting Americans.
    
    You should have seen the look on their faces when one guy got up and
    said "I'm just going out for some fags" !
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4018 |  | SUBURB::THOMASH | The Devon Dumpling | Thu Jan 06 1994 16:35 | 8 | 
|  | 
	Yeahhhhhhhhh Plymouth!!!!!!!!
	The only place to come from (should I say that?)
	Heather
 | 
| 24.4019 | Two nations divided by a common language! | DUMPTY::SMITH | Trapped in a Black Hole. | Fri Jan 07 1994 11:49 | 12 | 
|  | Then there was the time I was in the States for a few days and some good 
ol' boys from Charlotte asked if we wanted to ". . . go out shagging for 
the evening?"
How were we to know that "shagging" = "dancing" and that 
"going shagging" = "going to the disco"!
Stopped the conversation dead, I can tell you!
Alan.
 | 
| 24.4020 |  | FUTURS::SAXBY | Is it friday yet? | Fri Jan 07 1994 15:03 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Used to be the same when I were a lad....:^)
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4021 |  | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Conation is the key | Fri Jan 07 1994 15:09 | 1 | 
|  |     ... but times have changed a lot since then !
 | 
| 24.4022 |  | IOSG::JONESK | Wales for the World Cup 1995 | Mon Jan 10 1994 12:32 | 4 | 
|  |     Reminds me of a number plate I saw in Greenville, South Carolina...
    
    WE SHAG
    
 | 
| 24.4023 | Then get a colder one!! 8*) | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Wed Jan 12 1994 20:14 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
    seen yesterday on a van belonging to the "Antique Brass Bed Company"
    
              Index      BED 2 OT
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.4024 |  | WOTVAX::BROWNR | Fat boys on tour 1994 | Thu Jan 13 1994 09:01 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen on an Astra van in Woking - C 1 GAR and on a red Merc (cannot
    remember where) MOV 1 T.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.4025 |  | COMICS::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Thu Jan 13 1994 09:07 | 6 | 
|  | �    Seen on an Astra van in Woking - C 1 GAR 
        
        I saw that one too a couple of years ago in London. It was a
        taboconnist's delivery van.
        
        Ian.
 | 
| 24.4026 | Seen in Kinston Surrey | MOEUR1::NAYLOR |  | Thu Jan 13 1994 12:13 | 3 | 
|  | A Morris Minor with the registration BRA 42 B
Graham
 | 
| 24.4027 | Follow Roy Chubby Brown?? | CHEFS::TOWNSENDS | STEWART TOWNSEND  @REO | Tue Jan 18 1994 10:36 | 6 | 
|  | Caught sight of a car sticker on the way into work this morning:
Don't follow me. Follow ROY CHUBBY BROWN.
Who is Roy Chubby Brown?  Is he worth following?  Would there be Air Miles in 
it?
 | 
| 24.4028 | Funny as ? | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Tue Jan 18 1994 10:52 | 12 | 
|  |     
    Roy Chubby Brown is an excellent northern comedian.His jokes are
    crude,rude and any other offence word.He's got several audio and video
    cassettes out.
    
    On the note of comics i've got a sticker which says 
    
    I voted for Kevin Bloody Wilson.
    
    Another Austrailian comic.
    
    Andy.
 | 
| 24.4029 |  | SBPUS4::Mark |  | Tue Jan 18 1994 11:03 | 3 | 
|  | He certainly is crude, rude etc etc. What he is not, however, is funny.
Basically Bernard Manning with less sophistication and a stupid hat.
 | 
| 24.4030 | serious rat-hole alert !!! | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Tue Jan 18 1994 12:13 | 10 | 
|  |     
    ...a friend lent me one of his video tapes at the weekend,
    unfortunately (or perhaps not ?) I haven't been able to watch it yet as
    it's jammed in my VCR, and it looks as though it'll have to be
    dismantled to get it out %^(
    
    ...Now there's a thought, get the people who sold VHS as the standard
    format to sell Digital products and services to the world....
    
    Graham_betamax_foreva!
 | 
| 24.4031 | Proper comedians!    Responding to the Rathole! | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Tue Jan 18 1994 13:03 | 19 | 
|  | 
	Proper comedians do not have to use foul language or use Sex as a
subject for "jokes."  Although that can be joked about without being filthy by
a good comedian.
	One of the few around today that I like and respect is Bob Newhart,
he doesn't even resort to Double Entenders (sp?), it is all good, clean,
EXTREMELY funny laughs!
	Anyone can listen over and over again to his jokes and still roll about
laughing at them.  Try the "Driving Instructor," "The Grace L. Ferguson Airline
and Stormdoor Company," "the Bus Driving Instructor" as three instances.  There
are MANY more, his Jokes are timeless classics.
	Why do we have to have so much filth today?  Do these sort of people use
this sort of talk with their wives - or Bank Manager?
	My two penn'orth!
				Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.4032 | Playground humour | WOTVAX::GILLILANDP | Not very Tuna-friendly | Tue Jan 18 1994 13:13 | 10 | 
|  |     >>	Why do we have to have so much filth today?  Do these sort of people use
    
    Because there is a market for it, and some people find it funny. Chubby
    Brown is a very successful comedian. I saw an interview with him once
    where he said that the reason he went `blue' was because it was those
    jokes that got the most laughs.
    
    I personally think his act is a load of utter shite.
    
    Phil Gill.
 | 
| 24.4033 | Banana flavoured Lotus!! | FAILTE::BURNETTD | DAVE BURNETT | Tue Jan 18 1994 13:56 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen on the A8 into Edinburgh, past the airport....
    
    Banana yellow Lotus Esprit, with big rear spoiler, 3000 sport badge on
    the side...    reg no   10 ER....
    
    Nice..... but no space for a dawg...
    
    
    Have a nice day..    Dave B.
 | 
| 24.4034 | Maybe a kit car? | WELCLU::MANRO |  | Tue Jan 18 1994 14:43 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Seen on the Kenton Road (North London)
    
    I'm no car expert but it looked like a Porshe, it had no name or badge
    on the back, and it was a soft-top.
    
    HOT 1 ON ...... 
 | 
| 24.4035 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY |  | Tue Jan 18 1994 16:16 | 9 | 
|  |     I had to do a double take on the M3 the other day.
    
    There was a Range Rover towing a wing-less light aircraft.
    
    The tailplane was somehow hitched to the tow bar, the front two
    wheels of the undercarriage were in contact with the road and a
    trailer board was hanging from the propeller.
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4036 | Or is it wide eyed and legless? | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Wed Jan 19 1994 12:20 | 3 | 
|  | Wide eyed and Wingless were you Royston?
				Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.4037 | What the HELL was that !! | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Thu Jan 20 1994 09:11 | 12 | 
|  | 
Spotted in Edinburgh the other week a full size Cadburys Cream Egg complete
with wing mirrors , four wheels and about the size of a mini .
It nearly caused a few shunts as it was at a busy roundabout and one could see
drivers heads turning and thinking WAS THAT A CREAM EGG on wheels.
Anyway it was as I just saw it this morning again ..
						St
 | 
| 24.4038 | snap | MARVIN::ROBINSON | NCL on a PC | Thu Jan 20 1994 10:16 | 4 | 
|  | re Cadburys Cream Egg also seem in the Shell petrol station just
outside DEC PARK. Of course, only SHELL petrol would be suitable!!
Dave
 | 
| 24.4039 |  | COMICS::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Thu Jan 20 1994 12:40 | 6 | 
|  |         RE last 2.
        
        There are loads of these Cream Egg vehicles. They are Bedford
        Rascal vans inside.
        
        Ian.
 | 
| 24.4040 | Isuzu what? | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Thu Jan 20 1994 12:41 | 0 | 
| 24.4041 |  | OASS::STDBKR::Burden_d | Synchromesh gearboxes are for wimps | Thu Jan 20 1994 14:10 | 7 | 
|  | >        There are loads of these Cream Egg vehicles. They are Bedford
>        Rascal vans inside.
 
Wouldn't something like a BMW (Isetta) 600 be an easier conversion for this?
Dave       
 | 
| 24.4042 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Thu Jan 20 1994 14:46 | 5 | 
|  |     Touting for business are we Dave??????
    
    ;-)
    
    Mike
 | 
| 24.4043 | Spooted today | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Tue Jan 25 1994 14:09 | 8 | 
|  | 
Spotted in Edinburgh this morning a Merc 500&*& whatever reg no
				SUE  IM 
						St
 | 
| 24.4046 | Is it a bird, is it a ..... | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Wed Jan 26 1994 08:38 | 8 | 
|  | Re.4043
>>> Title:  Spooted today
	    ^^^^^^^
	I can honestly say that you don't get many of these to the pound!
				Malcolm.  8^)
 | 
| 24.4047 | 'Allo 'Allo | VARDAF::CHURCH | Dave Church@VBE (DTN 828-6125) | Wed Jan 26 1994 09:12 | 3 | 
|  |     RE: .4046
    
    Maybe a matter of watching too many 'Allo 'Allo episodes.
 | 
| 24.4048 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Wed Jan 26 1994 09:33 | 5 | 
|  | Seen in Macclesfield
White BMW 7 series
reg H20 ART. No guesses as to his occupation.
 | 
| 24.4049 |  | SBPUS4::Mark |  | Thu Jan 27 1994 09:48 | 2 | 
|  | Saab 900, TOY 130 Y altered to read TOY BOY being chased down the M4 at silly 
speeds by a Porche 911 with either S5 or S3 as a reg.
 | 
| 24.4050 |  | CURRNT::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Thu Jan 27 1994 13:07 | 1 | 
|  | re .-1 'Silly Speeds' - You mean you couldn't keep up Mark :-)
 | 
| 24.4051 |  | SBPUS4::Mark |  | Thu Jan 27 1994 14:55 | 5 | 
|  | I mean I was doing 90 and the Porche went past me so fast that I couldn't see 
if the reg was S3 or S5.
Your mistake is in assuming we all drive girlie roller-skates to go as fast 
as possible. I like getting there in one piece. ;-)
 | 
| 24.4052 | A bite every time. | CURRNT::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Thu Jan 27 1994 15:37 | 2 | 
|  |     If it'd been the M27 he was probably trying to catch up with me...
    
 | 
| 24.4053 |  | SBPUS4::Mark |  | Thu Jan 27 1994 15:44 | 2 | 
|  | In that case, you're as big an idiot as him. That sort of speed on an 
occupied motorway is insane.
 | 
| 24.4054 | Probably... | CURRNT::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Thu Jan 27 1994 16:38 | 1 | 
|  |      
 | 
| 24.4055 | Relax,it's friday! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Fri Jan 28 1994 08:01 | 12 | 
|  |     
    Ban all LHD cars (except BMW's and Intergrale's).
    
    
    A Cheverolet  Corsica  tried to take the front of my car off this
    morning.
    
    $%#$%$%^$%$$$$$%%^^^$%#@!@@@$^*(*  !
    
    
    
    Andy..
 | 
| 24.4056 | COS | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Mon Jan 31 1994 20:04 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Seen last week
    
       K66 COS   on a Sierra Cossie
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.4057 | On the M3. | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Tue Feb 08 1994 16:11 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Seen on the way to the new forest on saturday,
    
    A red Lambourgini  Countach
    
    	reg :H2 HOT
    
    Bloody nice car!
    
    
    Andy. 
 | 
| 24.4058 | Slow Ferrari | ROCKS::CAMP |  | Tue Feb 08 1994 18:21 | 2 | 
|  |     Seen on the M3 sunday a red Farrari Testarosa traveling at just 60 MPH,
    loverly car. Shame it was on the back of an AA recovery vehicle. 
 | 
| 24.4059 |  | NEEPS::IRVINE | Sobriety has it's own drawbacks! | Thu Feb 10 1994 13:24 | 6 | 
|  |     Wasn't near the M11 by any chance was it...?
    
    Some d*ckhead dod the same to me during a torrential downpour last
    Tuesday!
    
    Bob
 | 
| 24.4060 |  | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Fri Feb 18 1994 08:27 | 18 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen this morning.
    
    Jaguar XJ6 GOLD.
    
    
    REG: L9  OLG.
    
    
    
    
    SMART!!!!
    
    
    
    Andy
    
 | 
| 24.4061 |  | RIOT01::KING | Jellystone National Park resident | Mon Feb 21 1994 19:57 | 15 | 
|  | 
    Seen on the M3 near Basingstoke on Sunday afternoon...
    Black Suzuki Vitara with the plate K55 SES (or maybe K555 SES) with
    a colon between the K and 5 -
    
    K:55SES
    
    I hope it's no-one from this conference who drives it 'cos the bloke
    driving it was sat in the outside lane of an almost empty road doing
    around 70 mph with a train of cars behind him.  Perhaps he has the
    'plate just to cool off ****ed off drivers?
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4062 |  | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, NETCC, Birmingham UK | Tue Feb 22 1994 08:15 | 8 | 
|  | See out of the corner of my eye in Sutton Coldfield, an MR2 with
the number plate
L15TEN
... maybe it was trying to make a statement!
mb
 | 
| 24.4063 | H15 EGO | SUBURB::BETTSC |  | Wed Feb 23 1994 15:44 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen in Chatel, France whilst skiing.
    
    Jeep Cherokee 4.0 Limited, adorned with loads of flashy skiing
    equipment. Registration H15 EGO.
    
    Rgds
    Chris.
     
 | 
| 24.4064 | He'll never see the light | AYOV20::WARREN | The man with no plan | Fri Mar 04 1994 12:43 | 11 | 
|  | Seen last night which really annoyed me...
  A young guy in a Suzuki Vitara Jeep (hardtop - not the guy, the jeep) 
  with blacked out windows.  Now it was still daylight (5:30pm) but he had to 
  roll down his window as he couldnt see out the b**^&y thing as he tried to 
  pull out onto the dual carriageway !
  Now if that was during the "daylight hours", I shudder to think what bad/poor 
  visibility he must have when it's dark.
/warren
 | 
| 24.4065 | MG-R V8's * 6 | RIOT01::KING | Jellystone National Park resident | Tue Mar 08 1994 14:40 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    Seen yesterday at around 6am on the A34 near Newbury -
    
    Car transporter full of MG-R V8s.  Haven't liked the pictures of 'em in
    the press, but these things looked stunning, plastic bumpers and all...
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4066 | New Renaults | MILE::JENKINS | Norfolk enchance | Tue Mar 08 1994 20:04 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    On the M3... a transporter full of registered Renault Lagunas? From
    the size it would be a R21 replacement. Looks like an R19 from the
    front and a Safrane from the back.
    
     
    
 | 
| 24.4067 |  | CURRNT::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Wed Mar 09 1994 17:34 | 3 | 
|  |     Actually saw one of these driving around Park Gate 2 weeks ago.
    Nice looking car.
    -=paul=-
 | 
| 24.4068 | new Probe | WARNUT::RICE | If only my MR2 had 4 seats..... | Thu Mar 10 1994 11:52 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen yesterday, on the M6 Southbound in B'ham :-
    A transporter load of Ford Probes (nice car - damn silly name), must have 
    been launch or dealer demo cars as they were plastered with marketing 
    slogans.
    
    Now if only the car scheme deal was with Ford, I might be staying in.
    
    Steve.
 | 
| 24.4069 | Probe - great name :^) | UNTADE::PCAS | Yorkie | Fri Mar 11 1994 14:00 | 12 | 
|  |     
    They've had these 'probes' over here in Germany for quite a while now.
    I think they look pretty good too. I went to have a gawp at one at the
    local 'motor show' (every local garage turns up with what ever they've
    got in stock) - and they're not bad a all. A bit dark inside, not 
    that much room for passengers, but apart from that OK. Performance
    is meant to be pretty good too.
    
    Yup, I think Ford have got a winner there....
    
    Al (not a Ford fan).
    
 | 
| 24.4070 |  | UFHIS::GVIPOND | tobed@2witha10woke@10witha2 | Fri Mar 11 1994 14:24 | 10 | 
|  |     
 �    They've had these 'probes' over here in Germany for quite a while now.
 �   I think they look pretty good too. I went to have a gawp at one at the
    
    
    This coming from the man who bought a Lancia Thema ;-), They look awful, 
    very American styling and not nice at all. 
    
    Still beauty's in he eye etc etc...
    
 | 
| 24.4071 | Oh yes - go on, mock! | UNTADE::PCAS | Yorkie | Mon Mar 14 1994 10:51 | 9 | 
|  |     
    
    This coming from a man who bought a Rover 800 :^)
    
    Are you talking about the old probe or the new one Gary?
    I think the new one looks ok - a bit like the old style Toyota Celica
    really.
    
    Al.
 | 
| 24.4072 |  | UFHIS::GVIPOND | tobed@2witha10woke@10witha2 | Mon Mar 14 1994 11:48 | 7 | 
|  |     
    New one !! didn't know there was a new one, not here in Germany anyway
    its been around a while, saw one last week in the Ford garage in
    Motorama whilst looking at that even uglier than a Rover or Lancia, 
    Ford Explorer, Now thats *UGLY*
    
     
 | 
| 24.4073 | green GPO concept vehicle | UKEDU::BUSHEN_P | I've won a paper clip!!!! | Tue Mar 15 1994 17:55 | 8 | 
|  |     driving up the a33 past Winchester today I saw a bright green van. On
    the side it had
    
    GPO Concept Vehicle
    
    anyone else seen it? Is it a new "green" (haha) vehicle - e.g. battery?
    
    	Paul.
 | 
| 24.4074 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | The first word in DECUS is Digital | Wed Mar 16 1994 07:52 | 3 | 
|  | Perhaps it delivers the post on time?
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4075 | Nip in the air! | PEKING::ATKINSA | PRC Vauxman. | Wed Mar 16 1994 09:28 | 6 | 
|  |     
    	Seen this morning on the M4,a new RX7 yum,yum!
    
    	Looks like a minature Dodge Viper.
    
    	Andy,who-wouldn't-say-no
 | 
| 24.4076 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Tue Apr 05 1994 15:25 | 4 | 
|  |      Seen today - A Ford Probe 16v cruising through Newbury
    
     Not impressed by the look of it.
     Seems big closeup and featureless.
 | 
| 24.4077 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Tue Apr 05 1994 16:35 | 9 | 
|  | For those number plate freaks....
	Mercedes S600  reg 600 SEL
Ian
 | 
| 24.4078 |  | FUTURS::WATKINS |  | Tue Apr 05 1994 16:46 | 3 | 
|  |    In Welwyn last week, a Vauxhall Monterey.
    
    The Vauxhall 3.? tdi version of the Trooper. Loved it.
 | 
| 24.4079 | 959 | LEMAN::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @GEO, DTN 821-4150 | Tue Apr 05 1994 17:22 | 6 | 
|  |     On the A6 motorway (Lyon-Marseille) last Friday (no April's fools)
    
    a silver 		Porsche 959 
    registration        959 RS 13
    
    (doing 120kph like every car in this crowd moving south)
 | 
| 24.4080 |  | IOSG::HORSFIELD | jakc - the well-known typo | Wed Apr 06 1994 09:22 | 4 | 
|  | 
	on the M$, a lexus with the registration L5XUS
	jack 
 | 
| 24.4081 | Paul Ince | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Conation is the key | Wed Apr 06 1994 09:59 | 4 | 
|  |     My wife swears she saw Paul Ince in a BMW on the M4 last week. His
    number plate is 1NCE.
    
    Terry
 | 
| 24.4082 |  | COMICS::MCSKEANE | follow that nun!!!! | Wed Apr 06 1994 10:30 | 12 | 
|  |     
    This should be more of a NOT seen in passing...
    
    Whilst driving down the A6 from Paris and passing the Renault
    Motorsports building, the picture of Prost driving the Williams was
    missing!!!
    
    Maybe they are waiting for Senna to win the championship and retire
    before putting up another one in Rothmans colours with Senna at the
    wheel.
    
    POL.
 | 
| 24.4083 | seen it too | BLKPUD::WILLIAMSH | Flat tank Sunbeam rider | Wed Apr 06 1994 13:16 | 9 | 
|  |     RE. the LEXUS
    
    It wasnt gold coloured was it?
    
    I see a gold LEXUS with reg no LEXUS  (L8 with some strategic white bolts)
    very often in Warington, the owner drops his daughter off at a nearby
    school.
    
    Huw.
 | 
| 24.4084 | Are they gold plated?? | FORTY2::TEER | That's just what they'll be expecting us to do... | Fri Apr 08 1994 09:22 | 10 | 
|  | Seen at the Death Park Roundabout on the A33...
	Renault Clio Williams, with the Gold wheels.
	Only momentarily, 'cause it shot off at high speed in the other 	
	direction 8-(
	Now to start saving my pennies for one..
Mark
 | 
| 24.4085 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Bugs B Gone | Fri Apr 08 1994 10:34 | 6 | 
|  |     �Now to start saving my pennies for one..
    
    Don't bother. There are only about 300 made with right hand drive
    and have all been sold already.
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4086 |  | FORTY2::TEER | That's just what they'll be expecting us to do... | Fri Apr 08 1994 10:39 | 2 | 
|  | Curses!!!
 | 
| 24.4087 |  | LEMAN::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @GEO, DTN 821-4150 | Fri Apr 08 1994 13:12 | 6 | 
|  |     .4085�    Don't bother. There are only about 300 made with right hand drive
    .4085�    and have all been sold already.
    
    Renault are about to make another batch of these. The LHD versions did
    not sell too well (except in Switzerland where you can see one every 30
    secs) but they're all gone now (2500).
 | 
| 24.4088 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | RADARed on the Info Highway | Fri Apr 08 1994 14:30 | 4 | 
|  |     Chris Winpenny and I saw one in Brussels, in the DEC carpark, a couple
    of months ago.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4089 | Frank the Clio\ | COMICS::SHELLEY | Bugs B Gone | Fri Apr 08 1994 14:45 | 5 | 
|  |     I had thought about trying to get a quote for one on the 
    car scheme but didn't bother in the end cos I thought 
    it would be too much bother. Did anyone else try ?
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4090 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Fri Apr 08 1994 14:56 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Range Rover -  A1R UP
    
    air up what I don't know !
 | 
| 24.4091 | He like his Balloon | PCPLOD::WARBURTON |  | Fri Apr 08 1994 17:27 | 8 | 
|  |     
    AIR UP used to be on a Shogun. It belonged to a guy called Malcolm
    White who worked at National Power in Swindon. Look's like he's got him
    self a "real off-roader" now!
    
    He does a lot of Ballooning :-)
    
    
 | 
| 24.4092 | Air-up may equal steel-less springs | BASLG1::GORDON | Obesa cantavit | Mon Apr 11 1994 12:33 | 13 | 
|  |     The other thing is that the current top-of-the-range Range Rover has
    pneumatic suspension - line the Citroen except using air instead of
    oil.  This allows some control of ride height - settings (in increasing
    altitude) are :-
    People getting in and out
    Travelling at speed
    Travelling slowly or parked
    Off-road use
    Oh-shit-I've-got-my-diff-caught-on-a-rock-so-let's-boost-the-ride-height.
    
    Most changes between settings are automatic.
    
    	Ian
 | 
| 24.4093 | Pardon? | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Mon Apr 11 1994 12:43 | 5 | 
|  | >>> Oh-****-I've-got-my-diff-caught-on-a-rock-so-let's-boost-the-ride-height.
	How does that help?
				Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.4094 | sand ladders and a shovel.... | UBOHUB::BELL_A1 | precieved forward planning by digital. | Mon Apr 11 1994 12:55 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Malcolm,
          to the "off road" fraternity this is an easy question. 
    
    With the "diff" caught on a big rock, if the cabin/body height can be
    raised then it's alot easier to get undern it and dig the rock out.
    
        :-)
    
    
    Alan
 | 
| 24.4095 |  | LEMAN::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @GEO, DTN 821-4150 | Tue Apr 12 1994 09:49 | 7 | 
|  |     People rather than cars ...
    
    Jackie Stewart at Geneva airport arriving from London waiting for wife
    to pick him up - 17 March -
    
    Sandro Munari at Le Castellet taking part in a GTS historic race at the
    wheel of a Alfa Romeo GTV (eventually winning the race) - 3 April - 
 | 
| 24.4096 |  | UPROAR::EVANSG | Gridlocked on the Info Highway | Tue Apr 12 1994 12:31 | 3 | 
|  |     .4092�-< Air-up may equal steel-less springs >-
    
    Nope, Malcom's _seriously_ into Hot-Air balloning. :-)
 | 
| 24.4097 |  | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Tue Apr 12 1994 12:38 | 6 | 
|  | >>> Nope, Malcom's _seriously_ into Hot-Air balloning. :-)
		Well, hot air anyway. 8^)
				Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.4098 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Rozan Kobar! | Tue Apr 12 1994 17:29 | 7 | 
|  |     At Salts Mill, Saltaire, Bradford: a merc reg L5 ALT (L SALT)
    
    Also passing Lister Hill Office this lunchtime: convertable Ferrari
    Mondial(sp?), at least it looked & sounded like one & was an M reg.,
    but I can't recall seeing a convertable before.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.4099 | Dear Santa, | ESBS01::WATSON | Entropy: chaos at it's best | Wed Apr 13 1994 12:21 | 11 | 
|  |     The Mondial is available as a convertable (as is the 348 and 512TR�).
    As for the reg M seems pretty old (mid 70's) but the Mondial only became a
    convertable post QV days when it got the 3.2l engine out of the 328.
    Was it a private plate ? The 70's Ferrari would be a 308 GT(4|S|B). I
    don't think there was a convertable BB and the Daytona convertables
    finished production way before M plates came out.
    
    	Rik
    
    �The Sultan of Brunia(sp) has three specially produced by the factory
    quote "The Sultan is a good customer or ours"
 | 
| 24.4100 | one each | BERN01::BYRNE |  | Wed Apr 13 1994 12:55 | 1 | 
|  |     Re : Sultan of brunei - one for each of his wives I guess
 | 
| 24.4101 | vroom vroom, drool drool | AYOV20::WARREN | The man with no plan | Tue Apr 19 1994 09:00 | 13 | 
|  | Seen last night going home from work...
     a Vento VR6 complete with all racing livery, as seen in this year's  
     Vento VR6 Challenge races (Scottish Mutual transfers, gorgeous 
     pink/white/whatever else paint job, very wide exhaust, and I think it 
     was the gold coloured Dynamag alloys).
Extremely nice and probably rather fast as well.
/warren
 | 
| 24.4103 | Clear as mud | AYOV20::WARREN | The man with no plan | Wed Apr 20 1994 09:00 | 5 | 
|  | re: -1
Ah,
   so that's where my girlfriend went last week   ;-)
 | 
| 24.4104 |  | ERMTRD::BURKE | Blazing the knowledge trail | Wed Apr 20 1994 09:13 | 3 | 
|  |     That's the air bag!
    
    Ag ag ag....
 | 
| 24.4105 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Wed Apr 20 1994 09:40 | 4 | 
|  | I find the remarks about "the blond bit of stuff" extremely
offensive. Where's the mod?
 | 
| 24.4106 | Could look at it like this | AYOV20::WARREN | The man with no plan | Wed Apr 20 1994 10:25 | 15 | 
|  | Re -1
     There's nothing to mention that the "blond bit of stuff" was male or female.
     Is Eck short for Eck, Eric, Erica, something else totally irrelevant ???
     Not very offensive, unless we determine the inclinations of *Eck*.
warren     
     
     
 | 
| 24.4107 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Bugs B Gone | Wed Apr 20 1994 10:57 | 6 | 
|  |     The author of .4102 has been mailed and will hopefully remove the note
    and put it back with a more acceptable expression.
    
    For the time being it will be hidden.
    
    Royston     (co mod)
 | 
| 24.4108 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Wed Apr 20 1994 11:11 | 4 | 
|  | Erm...Royston!
I was joking actually. It's just that I hate those stupid
smiley face things.
 | 
| 24.4109 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Bugs B Gone | Wed Apr 20 1994 11:17 | 3 | 
|  |     Joking aside I still think some may find it offensive.
    
    Royston
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| 24.4110 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Oh! Sir Jasper! | Wed Apr 20 1994 11:50 | 3 | 
|  |     I don't.
    
    Laurie.
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| 24.4111 | I do | BLKPUD::WHITTLEI | Seyson swason cat uh! | Wed Apr 20 1994 11:56 | 7 | 
|  |     
    I do, in fact I got so fed up with people referring to me as "That
    blonde bit down the end of the office", I ended up dying my hair a
    chestnut brown. I think it's quite right of Royston to display some
    sensitivity to the subject, well done.
    
    Jan.
 | 
| 24.4112 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Bugs B Gone | Wed Apr 20 1994 11:58 | 3 | 
|  |     OK guys :-)
    
    Royston
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| 24.4113 | Eck is short for Alexander ! | TRUCKS::BEATON_S | I Just Look Innocent | Wed Apr 20 1994 12:39 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 24.4114 | bumper sticker | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, NETCC, Birmingham UK | Wed Apr 20 1994 13:12 | 10 | 
|  | Just to bring things back to topic ...
Seen outside my local pub, a mini with a rear sticker:
My other car is a broom!
mb
 | 
| 24.4115 | On my middle son's car:- | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Wed Apr 20 1994 13:34 | 8 | 
|  | My ex-wife's car is a Broomstick!
				Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.4116 |  | GUCCI::BBELL |  | Wed Apr 20 1994 16:16 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen on the back of a motorcycle in Colorado:
    
    186,000 miles per second
    It's not just a good idea
    It's the law                   _likeness of Einstein_
    
    
 | 
| 24.4117 | Seen in Edinburgh | UIST::BURNETTD | DAVE BURNETT | Wed Apr 20 1994 17:42 | 7 | 
|  |     reg number of lothian and borders police towaway waggon... 
    
    A8 TOW.
    
    Nothing like rubbing it in is there?  8-)
    
    Dave
 | 
| 24.4118 | Another number plate that would fail the MOT | AYOV20::WARREN | The man with no plan | Thu Apr 21 1994 09:49 | 13 | 
|  | Seen last night on a new Lotus Esprit S4 thingy
reg:
A10 TVS,
Of course it was *illegally* spaced to read A l0TVS
Still looked nice in whte, but the car suits yellow better.
/warren
 | 
| 24.4119 | One Similar | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Apr 22 1994 11:07 | 13 | 
|  | 
Spotted a similar one a few weeks ago on the M8 on a older Lotus Eclat 
			A10 TUS		Spaced	 A lOTUS
		Dark Green it was and rather tatty still the plate was probably
worth a lot more than the car.
							St
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| 24.4120 | I've had 'Phrase' lessons. | PAKORA::EGRANT |  | Sun Apr 24 1994 11:04 | 8 | 
|  |     
    	24.4102  Re-Entered.
    
    	  Rumbling through York last week, was a Lambo Diablo, what was
    	even smarter was the atractive light haired female sitting inside.
    
    
    		P.S. no offence ment.
 | 
| 24.4121 |  | WELSWS::HEDLEY | Lager Lout | Mon Apr 25 1994 09:47 | 4 | 
|  | In that case we'll complain about the spelling instead!  (where's
Cap'n Grammar when we need him?  :)
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4122 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Mowing the verge on the Info Highway | Mon Apr 25 1994 12:15 | 3 | 
|  |     He's about... ;^)
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4123 | Seen In Stopping | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Rozan Kobar! | Mon May 16 1994 13:24 | 5 | 
|  |     ... a Volvo 343 redesigning the offside rear wing of my Rover.
    
    Volvo undamaged - makes you sick :-{
    
    
 | 
| 24.4124 | you're not from around here are you ? | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Mon May 16 1994 13:46 | 23 | 
|  |     
    A couple of weekends back I was driving down the M42/M40 towards Warwick,
    on a nice bright Saturday morning. As we moved over to the left hand lane
    to join the M40 from the M42, I spotted a Police Range Rover with lights
    flashing on hard shoulder up ahead. It's at this point that the inside lane
    forms a slip road that drops down onto the M40, so thinking that there
    may be a hold up on the M40 I slowed down and prepared to join a queue.
    
     As we came alongside the Range Rover, it became obvious that there
    wasn't any hold up, the Officers in the Range Rover were in fact having
    a heated conversation with what I assume was a tourist. The reason I
    say he was a tourist, is that he was wearing a brightly coloured vest,
    and Bermuda shorts, had a headband and dayglow wrap-around sunglasses,
    had a small rucsac on his back and most notedly of all he was sitting on
    a Mountain Bike !
                                   
    Assuming he'd been travelling in the right direction, he must have done
    at least 3 or 4 miles since the last junction, which would have been
    the Stratford A3400 turn - I suppose the solid white line between
    inside lane and hard shoulder could well have made him think it was a
    Cycle lane tho' !!
    
    Graham
 | 
| 24.4125 | LIF:T 1 | MOEUR5::SMITH_M | Two-Ten FM's my station! | Tue May 24 1994 17:43 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen at Calais last weekend, on a German registered Jaguar.
    
    Martin (avoiding the obvious puns).
    
    [the ":" represents the two registration disks that the Germans have.)
 | 
| 24.4126 | Made me smile | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Wed May 25 1994 08:50 | 7 | 
|  |     .4125 eludes me.
    
    Seen on a horsebox M62/M1 junction
    
    G161 Jet    (GeeGee Jet - For those as dim as me)
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4127 | Dim as well | ARRODS::BARROND | Snoopy Vs the Red_Barron | Wed May 25 1994 09:06 | 3 | 
|  |     .4125 eludes me as well. Must be dim as well.
    
    Dave
 | 
| 24.4128 |  | TASTY::JEFFERY | Children need to learn about X in school | Wed May 25 1994 09:34 | 4 | 
|  | Took me a while to realise that the number plate was written
in the title of the note.
The point still eludes me!
 | 
| 24.4129 |  | PEKING::SMITHR1 | Cracking toast, Gromit! | Wed May 25 1994 10:27 | 4 | 
|  |     It's probably dead obvious in German....
    
    Richard
    
 | 
| 24.4130 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Rozan Kobar! | Wed May 25 1994 13:38 | 7 | 
|  |     I assumed the joke was LIF:T 1 => LIFT 1 => Steal one => Steal a jaguar
    cos its worth nicking?
    
    Or did the german owner think he was above that (another joke there:
    above => elevated => lift =>LIF:T 1) ?
    
    
 | 
| 24.4131 | TAXY | WOTVAX::MACDONALDI | Stalybridge Celtic | Wed Jun 01 1994 08:06 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    Saw on the way in this morning and white Peugeot 405 Style Estate.
    
    Reg plate on this TAXI was
    
    A 7AXY
    
    
    mac
 | 
| 24.4132 | strange country sticker | MOEUR8::VIPOND |  | Wed Jun 01 1994 08:57 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Seen outside my house; an international sticker with 'FIN' , anybody
    know where this cars from, the number looks Belgium. I thought Finland
    but they use 'SF'.
    
 | 
| 24.4133 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Wed Jun 01 1994 09:01 | 5 | 
|  | Porsche 968 recently on the M4 - reg POR 968S - an
horrendous blue colour
Mitsubishi Shogun, also on the M4 - reg TOP 7OY
with a screw at the top right of the 7 to look like a T.
 | 
| 24.4134 | JAGUAR XJ12 | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Thu Jun 02 1994 08:44 | 5 | 
|  |  
	Spotted in Edinburgh a JAGUAR XJ?? with the plate JIMMY .
					ST	
 | 
| 24.4135 | JAG TOY | VARDAF::CHURCH | Dave Church@VBE (DTN 828-6125) | Thu Jun 02 1994 10:52 | 9 | 
|  |     RE: .4133
    
    Another "with a screw at the top right of the 7 to look like a T"
    number plate.
    
    Seen in Monte Carlo on Monday, while walking some folks around the GP 
    course, a GB registered JAG with the number plate JAG 7OY.
    
    Dave
 | 
| 24.4136 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Rozan Kobar! | Thu Jun 02 1994 11:31 | 1 | 
|  |     ... in Auto Trader Mag. CRA7G (CRAIG) for �30000 !!!!
 | 
| 24.4137 | Doppelganger ? | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Conation is the key | Thu Jun 02 1994 14:28 | 6 | 
|  | >	Spotted in Edinburgh a JAGUAR XJ?? with the plate JIMMY .
    
    Funny, I've just seen that plate on a Mercedes E300 in Newbury about
    half an hour ago.
    
    	Terry
 | 
| 24.4138 | Staying on the JAMES theme. | MOEUR5::SMITH_M | Two-10 FM's not my station, NRG is! | Thu Jun 02 1994 16:55 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen in Slough recently on a Jaguar, there again ...
    
    Anyway, J17MES - with a black screw between the 1 and 7.
    
    Martin.
 | 
| 24.4139 | This one takes .38, not 4 star | BELFST::MULLAN | My God, it's full of stars | Fri Jun 03 1994 12:30 | 9 | 
|  |     Spotted a couple in Belfast recently -
    
    a white roller with UZ 1 ( or should that be UZI given this is Belfast)
    
    and what I think was a silver Jaguar of very early vintage with X III,
    presumably a Mark XIII if they ever made a Mark 8.
    
    Gerry
    
 | 
| 24.4140 | XIII = 13, VIII = 8 | NEWOA::FIDO_T | Conation is the key | Fri Jun 03 1994 13:37 | 2 | 
|  | >    and what I think was a silver Jaguar of very early vintage with X III,
>    presumably a Mark XIII if they ever made a Mark 8.
 | 
| 24.4141 | Oops! | BELFST::MULLAN | My God, it's full of stars | Mon Jun 06 1994 08:26 | 6 | 
|  |     re -1 and -2
    
    So thats why I failed O Level Latin!!!!
    
    Ger
    
 | 
| 24.4142 | There was: Mk V; MkVII; MkVIII; MkIX and MkX.  No Mk VI. | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Mon Jun 06 1994 12:57 | 6 | 
|  | 
	And I remember when Solihull (Warwickshire) Police used MkVs!
	Yes, I am older than Andrew Dodd!  ;^)
				Malcolm.
 | 
| 24.4143 |  | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Mon Jun 06 1994 14:23 | 3 | 
|  |     I can always rely on 24.* and its contributors to completely baffle me.
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4144 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Mon Jun 06 1994 17:05 | 1 | 
|  | VIII etc are Roman numerals. Is that the same as Latin?
 | 
| 24.4145 |  | PETRUS::GUEST_N | An innocent passer-by | Fri Jul 01 1994 11:23 | 16 | 
|  |     
    Had to make a quick trip to Lux yesterday, and one of things that
    always gives me a slightly odd feeling is passing police cars at 110+.
    It just doesn't feel right :-).
    
    Also saw a pair of Caterhams batting along at 90 (German plates)
    
    Must say that the more i hire Mondeos the more i like them.  Excellent
    long distance cruiser with all the extras (electric sunroof, electric
    seat adjustment etc).  Crap radio though, and no speakers in the back.
    
                                   
    Nigel
    
    
    
 | 
| 24.4146 |  | NEWOA::CROME_A |  | Mon Jul 04 1994 09:17 | 4 | 
|  | >>>no speakers in the back !!
What model was it - I thought all Mondeo's had rear speakers, and was it hired in
England ?
 | 
| 24.4147 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | Rozan Kobar! | Mon Jul 04 1994 09:49 | 3 | 
|  |     In Leeds, a white Porche 911 reg CRA1G
    
    I bet the number cost as much as the car!
 | 
| 24.4148 |  | PETRUS::GUEST_N | An innocent passer-by | Mon Jul 04 1994 13:01 | 13 | 
|  |     re .4146
    
    err.  No.  It was the GLX model hired out of Frankfurt, had everything
    except for the kitchen sink and rear speakers.  The blaupunkt didn't
    even have a rear 'fade' knob.
    
    Nigel
    
    p.s.  Hertz customer service at the station is appalling.   Spent
    nearky 30 minutes before i could get into the car (the last 15 of which
    were while someone fetched it - why the person fetching it couldn't
    have been told when we started the transaction, instead of after i know
    not.)
 | 
| 24.4149 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Mon Jul 04 1994 14:36 | 3 | 
|  | In Beaconsfield,
Rover 220 turbo coup� - reg ROV 200
 | 
| 24.4150 | 315bhp Audi estate | LEMAN::SIMPSON | Stephen Simpson@GEO, DTN:821 5105 | Tue Jul 05 1994 14:38 | 8 | 
|  | An Audi 80 Estate, modified by Porsche - with 315 bhp on tap! I didn't ask
the garage for the performance figures - though the salesman claimed it
was quicker off the block than an F40...
Apparently Audi are making 250 of them - gives the model a bit of a an end
of life kick before the A4 replacement comes out in the autumn.
-Steve
 | 
| 24.4151 | Vetmobile | FAILTE::RENNIEJ |  | Wed Jul 06 1994 11:44 | 3 | 
|  |     There's a Vet in Luss (Loch Lomond) who has a Renault espace with
    reg no:- JAB 1 1N
    
 | 
| 24.4152 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Fri Jul 08 1994 11:01 | 3 | 
|  |     Seen last night on A556 heading for Wales, Ferrari Red Porsche Turbo
    
    reg JET 150 N  spaced to read JETISON
 | 
| 24.4153 | That's a no-no | OTOOA::LAVIGNE |  | Fri Jul 08 1994 16:34 | 5 | 
|  |     I am sorry but mixing the words Ferrari and Porshe to describe a car
    not from Maranello is just not proper.               ;-)
    
    regards
    The Tifosi police
 | 
| 24.4154 | Porsche, with a C. - My other car is a porch. | ESBS01::WATSON | Entropy: chaos at it's best | Mon Jul 11 1994 07:25 | 6 | 
|  |     I always thought it was "Ferrari Yellow", with red just being the Italian
    racing colour.
    
    	Isn't it "Signal Red" for a Porsche?
    
    	Rik
 | 
| 24.4155 | re .4153 | FUTURS::LONGWY::LEWIS | Imagine being without a Newt | Mon Jul 11 1994 09:06 | 5 | 
|  |     Can't agree more, Porsche red Porsche Turbo would be far better. ;-)
    
    Wei�ach police.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4156 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Entropy: chaos at it's best | Mon Jul 11 1994 09:24 | 5 | 
|  |     Re.4155
    
    	Say's Mr McLaren F1 'International' Porsche.
    
    	Rik
 | 
| 24.4157 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Mon Jul 11 1994 11:47 | 34 | 
|  |     Listen, the colour was as close as you can get to the only colour worth
    having, the fact that it was on the wrong car........
    
    I agree with the Tifosi police. The ONLY cars that should be allowed in
    that colour is Ferrari. All Porsches should be Silver. 
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ;-)
 | 
| 24.4158 |  | FUTURS::LONGWY::LEWIS | Imagine being without a Newt | Mon Jul 11 1994 11:55 | 3 | 
|  |     Or, as Rik pointed out, Maclaren F1 International grey :-).
    
    Rob
 | 
| 24.4159 |  | COMICS::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Tue Jul 19 1994 10:19 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen on one of those little Toyota pickup vans for the Andover Turf
    Company, registration H5 ODS.  Made me chukkle.
    
    tmp
 | 
| 24.4160 | Strange plate | EICMFG::JOCONNOR | Somebody else did it and ran away. | Tue Jul 19 1994 11:25 | 13 | 
|  |     Oddest plate I ever saw was on a black Renault 19 (IIRC) that I passed on
    the A45.
    
    H someting or other, didn't spell or mean anything. Why was it odd
    then? Largely 'cos it was the _same_ as the plate on the black Renault
    21 that I had passed seconds earlier.
    
    I was so surprised, I slowed to make them pass so I could check. Then I
    passed them again to double check. Then I phoned the police but never
    heard anything more.
    
    John O'Connor
    
 | 
| 24.4161 | don't Probe too deeply.... | REOSV1::ROEM |  | Tue Jul 19 1994 13:38 | 5 | 
|  |     ...on the back of a sewage waste disposal lorry
    
    "Everything you do is driven by us"
    
    No 'apologies to Ford' noticed!
 | 
| 24.4162 | How fast do police cars go ? | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Fri Jul 22 1994 09:22 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Seen on local TV last night.
    
    Judges considering a jail sentence for a man caught speeding
     on the M4, he was doing 153 mph !
    
 | 
| 24.4163 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Funbags Inspectorate | Fri Jul 22 1994 09:47 | 11 | 
|  |     Hear of the guys (this is a while ago) who nicked a Lotus Carlton in
    the midlands? Even the police helicopter couldn't keep up with them.
    Not wishing to condone them or anything, but SMART!
    
    :-)
    Dan
    
    P.S. It's a shame people doing 153mph get a jail sentence, and rapists
    get free holidays, joy riders get slapped hands, etc etc.... world we
    live in....moan moan....winge....etc!
    
 | 
| 24.4164 |  | PETRUS::GUEST_N | An innocent passer-by | Fri Jul 22 1994 09:49 | 10 | 
|  |     
    The man caught was in 535i, so he can't have been doing more than
    138.  Apparently the equipment has a 5% margin of error.
    
    He says he was 'only' doing 125.
    
    Still looks like a long ban to me.
    
    
    N.
 | 
| 24.4165 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Funbags Inspectorate | Fri Jul 22 1994 09:51 | 6 | 
|  |     Oh yes, a long ban, fair enough. I agree, the guy should be punished.
    for doing anything over 100. Isn't there a 30mph excess over which you
    are seriously in danger of losing your license - anyone?
    
    Dan
    
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| 24.4166 | Don't know if they closed this loophole | COMICS::MCSKEANE | a dream close enough to touch | Fri Jul 22 1994 10:08 | 10 | 
|  |     
    If the police are charging him with driving at 153MPH and it can be
    proved that the car is not capable of such a speed then he may get off
    on a technicality.
    
    A few year ago, a guy was caught speeding at 144MPH but when the case
    came to court, there was a typo on the charge sheet which accused him
    of doing 1,440 MPH!!!!
    
    Case dismissed!!!!
 | 
| 24.4167 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Funbags Inspectorate | Fri Jul 22 1994 10:11 | 7 | 
|  |     Blimey, that's something to boast about to your mates down the pub!
    
    "Yeh, I has 1,440 mph out of my XR3, y'know.... it's the K&N air filter
    y'see.... yeh...."
    
    :-)
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4168 |  | PAKORA::BHAILE |  | Fri Jul 22 1994 10:22 | 3 | 
|  |     He could always say he had leg cramp over the accelerator pedal....
       or that Gillian Tayleforth was in the car .....
    				Brian.
 | 
| 24.4169 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Funbags Inspectorate | Fri Jul 22 1994 10:40 | 10 | 
|  |     Seen in Brum a while back
    
    Lancia Delta Integrale with reg H20 0HW
    
    Reads in mirror - WHOOSH
    
    Very snazzy
    
    (Don't know if this has appeared in notes, but I'm not gonna bother
    looking!)
 | 
| 24.4170 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Fri Jul 22 1994 12:05 | 2 | 
|  | What a wonderful registration. There must be lots and lots of possibilities that
nobody has thought of!
 | 
| 24.4171 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | What did you do when the World turned over? | Fri Jul 22 1994 13:12 | 19 | 
|  | .4165
>    Oh yes, a long ban, fair enough. I agree, the guy should be punished.
>    for doing anything over 100. Isn't there a 30mph excess over which you
>    are seriously in danger of losing your license - anyone?
>    
>    Dan
 
The reason that they're coming down so hard on this guy is related to the
downright dangerous driving he was doing. This included forcing other cars
out of the way, carving them up, etc...
According to the police who nicked me back in February, usually anything
over 100mph goes to court. They must have liked me as I received 3 points
and a �40-00 fine for 126.5mph over 6.5miles on the M180. Although I was
"...driving far too fast...", I was displaying "...care and consideration
for other road users...". 
Clive
 | 
| 24.4172 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Funbags Inspectorate | Fri Jul 22 1994 13:15 | 7 | 
|  |     >The reason that they're coming down so hard on this guy is related to
    >the downright dangerous driving he was doing. This included forcing other
    >cars out of the way, carving them up, etc...
    
    Aah, this changes things. Yes, in full agreement with sentence now.
    
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4173 |  | COMICS::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Fri Jul 22 1994 13:32 | 7 | 
|  |     ...and the fact that this guy (doing 153mph) was driving home from the
    courts at which he'd just been convicted of another speeding offence.  
    
    Apparently he holds the record for being clocked at the highest speed
    now aswell.
    
    tmp
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| 24.4174 | Defence will be "only 128 your honour! | FAILTE::BURNETTD | I have a cunning plan! | Fri Jul 22 1994 13:48 | 6 | 
|  |     I read in the Scotsman last night that his defence will be that he was
    "only doing 128!!"
    
    Too much testosterone here I think.. off with them!!
    
    
 | 
| 24.4175 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Funbags Inspectorate | Fri Jul 22 1994 13:52 | 4 | 
|  |     Yeh, nip his nuts off!
    
    >:-D
    Dan!
 | 
| 24.4176 | Re.4173  ;-) | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Fri Jul 22 1994 15:36 | 23 | 
|  | >>>    ...and the fact that this guy (doing 153mph) was driving home from the
>>>    courts at which he'd just been convicted of another speeding offence.  
    
>>>    Apparently he holds the record for being clocked at the highest speed
>>>    now aswell.
    
>>>    tmp
	Being old (!), I remember how the 70 MPH limit came to be imposed - AC
Cars Ltd used to test the AC Cobra on the northern end of the M6 at speeds of up
to 170 MPH in the wee small hours when there was virtually no traffic apart from
them on the Motorway (Oh how I remember those days!!!).
	The "Do-gooders" threw up their hands in horror at the very THOUGHT of
anyone going that fast - "bring back the red flag" they cried!!!!  In very short
order we had a 70 MPH speed limit.  Obviously, that is not the entire story, but
it is enough to explain our 70 MPH limit.
	Now back to being fastest to being clocked as the highest speed, I think
maybe one should say "booked" at the highest speed instead.
				Malcolm. 
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| 24.4177 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Fri Jul 22 1994 16:21 | 19 | 
|  | Malcolm
Nearly right, the car was a Cobra, driven by Jack Sears (a complete nutter)
testing for Le-Mans, the only place they could find to simulate Mulsanne. Yes
it was clocked at 170+mph and was a direct cause of the 70 mph limit. I have a
wonderful "Giles" cartoon from the Express of the day showing pits in the
central reservation.
It's not the only incident. Several single seaters have been spotted offloading
at one junction blasting down the motorway, loading back on a waiting transport
at the next junction and disappearing. Like to see a jam butty waggon catch a
Williams!
McLaren are also reputed to have tested their Can-Am cars in this way, that's a
sight I would have loved to have seen.
All this is highly apocryphal of course ;-)))
Mike
 | 
| 24.4178 |  | MOEUR8::NAYLOR |  | Fri Jul 22 1994 16:22 | 12 | 
|  | Hi,
re -.1,
As AC cars were based in Thames Ditton in Surrey (I should know my 
GrandFather and Father both worked for them and I often visited the
factory) why on earth did they test the cars on the Northern end
of the M6 ?
regards
\Graham N
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| 24.4179 |  | COMICS::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Fri Jul 22 1994 19:08 | 1 | 
|  |         ... because it was only 30 minutes away?  :-)
 | 
| 24.4180 |  | KIRKTN::BHAILE |  | Sat Jul 23 1994 07:28 | 3 | 
|  |     re .**71. Was this a Company car perhaps, and are you in the
    masons?:-))
    			brian.
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| 24.4181 | Doing it in the high street. | EICMFG::JOCONNOR | Somebody else did it and ran away. | Mon Jul 25 1994 08:11 | 26 | 
|  | � It's not the only incident. Several single seaters have been spotted offloading
� at one junction blasting down the motorway, loading back on a waiting transport
� at the next junction and disappearing.
    
    When they were based in Cheshunt (I think) Lotus wanted to shake down
    a sports car prior to shipping to a race (Le Mans perhaps)
    
    The car was completed lat at night and was due on the truck next
    morning so how to check that all systems were OK? Easy, down the high
    street and back at 03:00 in a car with a racing exhaust.
    
    A few mins later, the police turned up at the factory to see Colin
    Chapman and a few others out at the front of the building standing
    round a car matching the description of the one reported to them.
    
    They were told, "impossible, this car has only just been completed and
    rolled out of the workshop. The engine has never even been started."
    
    "Then you won't mind if I just put my have on the radiator will you."
    Said the policeman. It was of course stone cold and he went away
    muttering.
    
    Good job he didn;t walk round to the back of the site and feel the
    radiator of the car he was looking for.
    
    John O'C
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| 24.4182 | Clark having fun | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Mon Jul 25 1994 13:17 | 14 | 
|  |     Re last few
    
    I remember reading in Jim Clark's book that he was driving a racing
    sports car (D type?) back from a race just after dawn. He was in East
    Anglia on a nice straight road and spotted something large and American
    up ahead, going his way and being driven very fast (he guessed it was
    some guys from one of the local USAF bases). He guessed that they'd not
    be looking in the mirrors, wound up his car to extremely fast and just
    shot past. His great regret was that he didn't get a chance to see
    their faces....
    
    Seen in passing yesterday - M4 hard shoulder, engine cover up, a
    Ferrari F40. Must have been too hot for it!
    
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| 24.4183 |  | WELCLU::63854::lewis | I play my music in the sun! | Mon Jul 25 1994 13:23 | 10 | 
|  | I was once out on a "end-of-project" jolly with a customer in Telford when I 
parked my car in a short-term car park to retire into a nearby pub for while. 
When I returned to the car, I put the key in the lock and it wouldn't open. 
When I looked into the car contents through the window, I realised that this 
wasn't my car, although it was the same make/model/colour as mine.
I moved around the front of the car to look at the number plate. It was the 
number immediately after mine! My car was actually parked next to it!
Phil. 
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| 24.4184 | Not just seeing double ? | TRUCKS::HAYCOX_I | Ian | Mon Jul 25 1994 14:01 | 1 | 
|  |     How long were you in the pub ?
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| 24.4185 | 153 not fast enough | FUTURS::LONGWY::LEWIS | Imagine being without a Newt | Mon Jul 25 1994 14:31 | 9 | 
|  |     Re: a few back on the 'record' for being booked. This guy isn't in it.
    
    There was a case 4 years ago of a company director being done for
    165mph on the M1 in his Sierra Cosworth. BBR have the clippings in
    their scrap book - he was one of their customers.
    
    I am sure I wrote it up in here at the time.
    
    Rob
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| 24.4186 |  | ESBS01::WATSON | Entropy: chaos at it's best | Mon Jul 25 1994 18:01 | 2 | 
|  |     I also remember a case of someone over from Germany in hist 928S4 to
    see the girlfriend - 160 'odd.
 | 
| 24.4187 |  | OVAL::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Mon Jul 25 1994 19:04 | 4 | 
|  |     Mutter... Mutter...
    
    ...and I got done for 87mph :-(
    
 | 
| 24.4188 | Sorry to hear it | ESBS01::WATSON | Entropy: chaos at it's best | Tue Jul 26 1994 08:01 | 3 | 
|  |     Yes, but it was in a 30 limit Paul,
    
    	Rik
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| 24.4189 |  | FRSIN::LUXIIBS |  | Tue Jul 26 1994 10:43 | 8 | 
|  |     Jaguar are reputed to have tested either the XJR15 or the XJ220 on the
    M6 at night.  That was donw with the consent/co-operation of the local
    plods. 
    
    I think that for a decent reason (ie a ride !) the police will help
    most companies. :=)
    
    N.
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| 24.4190 |  | PAPERS::CORNE | John Corne | Tue Jul 26 1994 15:07 | 9 | 
|  |     Several years ago,  when the M11 was still being built, some friends
    who included one of the road builders took a car for a high speed
    sprint up one of the finnished (but not yet opened) sections.
    
    They were amazed to see a police car doing the same thing on the
    opposite carriageway!  They came back "the scenic way"...
    
    Jc
    
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| 24.4191 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Wed Jul 27 1994 10:25 | 7 | 
|  | Re the AC Cobra incident and others, I had so much trouble entering the note
courtesey of phase V DECnet that I forgot to put in that the majority of
incidents happened on the M1 on the section between Northampton and Watford ish,
i.e. the original bit. There are many many documented instances of this kind of
"playing", there are several more on the German and Italian highways.
Mike
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| 24.4192 | RACING IN READING! | GOONS::CLARKE | Me? Very Resourceful! | Wed Jul 27 1994 12:40 | 6 | 
|  | Well.... folowing the motorway testing etc
this morning I followed the red honda Formula 3 pace car through the streets 
of Reading- is this a sign they are looking for a new SLOW track?
Alan
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| 24.4194 | On the back of a truck | IOSG::GILESL | Robert Smith for PM | Mon Aug 01 1994 10:29 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Saw on Wednesday on the M4 between Reading and Bristol.
    
    There was a sign on the back on a C&A Arctic Lorry, saying (cant
    remember the exact wording) 
    
    "If this driver is not being considerate please ring this number" and
    there was a phone number underneath.
 | 
| 24.4195 | Brrrrrrr! | WARFUT::GILLILAND |  | Mon Aug 01 1994 10:37 | 5 | 
|  |     >> There was a sign on the back on a C&A Arctic Lorry, saying (cant
                                             ^^^^^^
    Ah. That would be the winter clothes on their way I suppose then.
    
    Phil Gill.
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| 24.4196 | Driven by Richard Head probably ... | COMICS::FLANDERSD | I remember the look in your eye | Mon Aug 01 1994 14:03 | 8 | 
|  | 
See exiting a Golf Club near Henley(-on-Thames)
Large Merc with probably the most tasteless number place I've ever seen (or even
thought of) ...
     K1NGY
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| 24.4197 |  | MASALA::SWRIGHT | Uno co co cola | Wed Aug 03 1994 22:08 | 7 | 
|  |     I see the DVLC withdrew the Number plate M 1 NGE from one of there
    auctions, This plate will not be for sale...!!!
    
    I wonder Why..??
    
    
    *:@)
 | 
| 24.4198 |  | PETRUS::GUEST_N | An innocent passer-by | Thu Aug 04 1994 08:30 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Overtaken ( i was on a bus at the time) by a Reliant Scimitar (mk1 or
    whatever the very early pre-rounded off days scimitar was called) with
    Frankfurt plates.
    
    I wasn't aware that reliant had an overseas ditributors.  Looking for a
    Robin now....
    
    
    N. 
 | 
| 24.4199 | Talking telephone numbers ... | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, Central PSC, Birmingham UK | Thu Aug 04 1994 12:37 | 6 | 
|  | Has anyone else noticed the remarkable similarity in phone numbers
between the "Cones Hotline" and the QVC Satellite Shopping Channel?
I wonder if they are, in fact, related?
mb
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| 24.4200 | Psssst!  Wanna buy some cones? | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Fri Aug 05 1994 12:57 | 0 | 
| 24.4201 |  | FUTURS::CROSSLEY | For internal use only | Mon Aug 08 1994 09:10 | 11 | 
|  | 
    A `Home Care' van with the number plate :-
                                 KLL DED
    I can just imagine it, machine gun turrets and a moat..........
    
    
    Ian.
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| 24.4202 |  | ROBSON::ROBSON::PATTISON_M | $on error then RTFM | Mon Aug 08 1994 09:55 | 6 | 
|  |     Painted On the back of a motorway maintenance truck
    
    "Jam makers since 1980"
    
    The wife thought they must have bought the truck second hand from
    Hartley's and not bothered to paint out the logo !
 | 
| 24.4203 | it's in the genes | PASTIT::STUBBS |  | Thu Aug 11 1994 12:36 | 4 | 
|  |     
    A white, expensive Mercedes with the reg: "LEVIS"
    
    
 | 
| 24.4204 | Mitsubishi Somethingwaggon?? | FAILTE::BURNETTD | I have a cunning plan! | Mon Aug 29 1994 16:04 | 5 | 
|  |     A Mitsubishi sporty thing in Edinburgh this morning.... a bit like a
    cross between a Toyota Supra, and a Honda NSX.... quite smart.... what
    is it???????????????????
    
    Dave
 | 
| 24.4205 | It could be the 3000GT | MASALA::TBARRETT | Tom Barrett 8463 | Mon Aug 29 1994 16:22 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Could it have been the 3000GT.
    
    
    Tom.
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| 24.4206 |  | RIOT01::KING | beers R us | Tue Aug 30 1994 15:37 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Seen on a big black Merc outside a pub in Pately Bridge (North
    Yorkshire) -
    
    	FB1
    
    And on a seriously purple Escort cabriolet in Locksheath (Hampshire) -
    
    	H3LLO
    
    C.
 | 
| 24.4208 |  | RIOT01::KING | beers R us | Wed Aug 31 1994 09:29 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Seen on the A43 near Silverstone on the back of a car trailer...
    
    			Red Mini - M1 INI
    
    
    There was a mini meet on that day, thousands of the buggers around!
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4209 | - afew New Supra?? | YUPPY::ELLAWAY | Martin Ellaway@hhl | Thu Sep 01 1994 12:36 | 5 | 
|  |     - a few,
    The Toyata you saw was probably the new Supra If it had a great big
    spoiler on the back which stands about 10" aboce the boot.
    
    Martin
 | 
| 24.4210 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Thu Sep 01 1994 16:47 | 1 | 
|  | What Toyota? I thought it was Mitsubishi 3000.
 | 
| 24.4211 |  | BRUMMY::WALLACE_J |  | Thu Sep 01 1994 18:04 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen on a motorway in Oxfordshire, a breakdown/recovery vehicle with the
    registration
    
    	M40 TOW
    
    But it didn't look like this years model.
 | 
| 24.4212 | Life's a beach!! | FAILTE::RENNIEJ |  | Thu Sep 01 1994 21:28 | 1 | 
|  |     A red toyota supra   ROB 1E
 | 
| 24.4213 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Fri Sep 02 1994 08:41 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
     The first signs of Autumn.
    
    People driving steamed up cars trying to see where they are going. 
    
    Sheesh..
 | 
| 24.4214 |  | FUTURS::CROSSLEY | For internal use only | Fri Sep 02 1994 09:35 | 6 | 
|  |     
    An old banger on the M27 going rather slow...
    
                             OSF (something)
    
    
 | 
| 24.4215 | Definitly a Mitsubishi!! | FAILTE::BURNETTD | I have a cunning plan! | Mon Sep 05 1994 11:22 | 5 | 
|  |     Yep, It was definitly Mitsubishi thingy... and I'll go with current
    opinion on it being a 3000 GT, very nice but no space in the back for
    the dogs!!
    
    Dave
 | 
| 24.4216 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Mon Sep 05 1994 11:41 | 4 | 
|  |     If you got really close to it, and saw all the spoilers moving / etc,
    then you could have confirmed it being a 3000 GT !! ;-)
    
    Over-weight, over-technology'd.... crap.
 | 
| 24.4217 | Don't be fooled by appearances then - it is still Jap-C**P?    :-) | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Mon Sep 05 1994 12:21 | 0 | 
| 24.4218 | I'd swap | FUTURS::JENKINS | Norfolk enchance | Mon Sep 05 1994 19:13 | 12 | 
|  |     
    re .last
    
    Having tried to catch and pass one of these johnnies on the
    Nurenberg -> Munchen autobahn I think calling it cr*p is a bit 
    steep.
    
    With an indicated 140mph+ on the clock I crept up behind him and
    then the bugger spotted me and just blew me away....
    
    Richard.
    
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| 24.4220 | A Twingo in Great Britain? | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Tue Sep 06 1994 12:21 | 7 | 
|  | 	There are lots in France, but thought that Renault weren't going to
import them into (RH Drive version) Britain?
	They are an even bigger joke, in appearance terms, than the Corsa/Micra
to my eyes, but VERY popular in France.
				Malcolm.
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| 24.4221 | Getting a Tingo | EICMFG::JOCONNOR | Somebody else did it and ran away. | Tue Sep 06 1994 12:28 | 13 | 
|  | �	There are lots in France, but thought that Renault weren't going to
�	import them into (RH Drive version) Britain?
    
    There is no RHD Twingo (and it is very unlikely that there ever will
    be.)
    
    You can bring them in as personal imports. Also, Rare Imports of
    Reading have been importing them.
    
    Loads in France and a few in Germany but there is mounting evidence of
    poor passive safety. 
    
    		John O'Connor
 | 
| 24.4223 | Somthing else a little special. | KIRKTN::AGIBSON | Alan Gibson | Tue Sep 06 1994 12:34 | 10 | 
|  |     See last night in Broxburn, 	
    
    A Lister LeMans Jaguar. 
    
    Certainly stood out amongst all the Farrari's, Masarati's and the 
    likes that usually frequent Broxburn!!
    
    
    Al.
    
 | 
| 24.4224 | Going on my Christmas list | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Tue Sep 06 1994 12:48 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen at speed on the main runway at Farnborough...
    
    
    Jaguar 220
    
    0-60 in 3.8 secs was alleged
 | 
| 24.4225 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | A-mazed on the info Highway! | Tue Sep 06 1994 14:06 | 3 | 
|  |     Loads of Twingos here in Belgium too; bloody horrible things.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4226 | Seen in Reading? | CHEFS::OSBORNEC |  | Tue Sep 06 1994 16:30 | 7 | 
|  |     
    That XJ220 at Farnborough may well have been the same one that was in
    Reading on Sunday. Present at the Festival of Motoring in Kings Meadow
    -- just behing the old Queens House of our youth ..... Good show.
    
    
    Colin
 | 
| 24.4227 |  | UPROAR::EVANSG | Gridlocked on the Info Highway | Wed Sep 07 1994 11:31 | 4 | 
|  |     .4224�    Jaguar 220
    .4224�    0-60 in 3.8 secs was alleged
    
    	Getting towards matching a decent bike! :-)
 | 
| 24.4228 | <rathole> :-) | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Wed Sep 07 1994 11:36 | 7 | 
|  |     .4224 et seq
    
    Later in the afternoon there was 0-180+ mph and airborne in 8 secs
    from a Su-27
    
    or 0-180+ mph and airborne in 10 secs with a 7 ton payload from a 
    Su-35
 | 
| 24.4229 | Must be a doctor ! | ROBSON::ROBSON::PATTISON_M | $on error then RTFM | Mon Sep 12 1994 12:17 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen on a PUG 205, 
    
    B10 PSY, spaced to spell BIOPSY.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4230 | Low flying Cosworth | RIOT01::KING | beers R us | Mon Sep 12 1994 15:03 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Seen on a K reg (big turbo?) Escort Cosworth near Rotherham -
    
    
    	K 400MPH
    
    Didn't know BBR did chipsets for Escorts =;*)
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4231 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Mon Sep 12 1994 15:12 | 6 | 
|  |     What with that rear wing, I think the thing would have taken off at
    that speed.
    
    :-]
    Dan
    
 | 
| 24.4232 | HBH 802 G | WELCLU::KINGI | Don't call me Wayne or Joe | Mon Sep 12 1994 15:26 | 4 | 
|  |     
    HBH 802G
    
    
 | 
| 24.4233 |  | AIMTEC::BURDEN_D | A bear in his natural habitat | Mon Sep 12 1994 17:00 | 3 | 
|  | re -1
meaning........?
 | 
| 24.4234 | :) | WELSWS::HEDLEY | Lager Lout | Tue Sep 13 1994 10:33 | 0 | 
| 24.4235 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Always with the -ve waves | Tue Sep 13 1994 10:48 | 1 | 
|  |     Is this a private joke or can we all join in.
 | 
| 24.4236 | spotted | CHEFS::MARCHR | RUPERT MARCH | Tue Sep 13 1994 11:23 | 3 | 
|  |     X310 XRD 
    
    on red Fiesta in Reading this morning....
 | 
| 24.4237 | I should have this one! | WELCLU::YOUNG | Policemen aren't nasty people | Mon Sep 19 1994 14:44 | 8 | 
|  |     This number would do me nicely!
    
    seen on a red sporty sorta kinda thing on the M11 yesterday
    
    
                     FAT 130Y        (FAT BOY)
    
    Richard
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| 24.4238 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A |  | Tue Sep 20 1994 10:54 | 9 | 
|  |     Yesterday on the A650, a stricken red Rover Cabrio, bonnet up, hazard 
    warners on, (whose gear box had been miraculously swapped on the move 
    for a sack of marbles) with a sticker in the back window "Imagine being 
    the one without AXP".
    
    Brought a smile to my face, on returning from phoning Automobile Repair
    Man.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.4239 | TIGRA | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Wed Sep 21 1994 10:07 | 9 | 
|  | 
I didnt think that this was officially released yet but on the M9 a new 
Vauxhall Tigra in Mettalic Aqua Blue .
Looks quite good sort of Honda CRX  .
			
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.4240 | Mega BMW | METSYS::ALLEN | That's right, I was bounced. | Mon Sep 26 1994 09:25 | 3 | 
|  |     Friday evening on the A343 between Andover and Salisbury :
    
    a Black BMdub Alpina Reg: 	M13YTE
 | 
| 24.4241 | Abracadabra Registrations | EACTSI::FRANCES | Another day at the center of the universe | Mon Sep 26 1994 12:53 | 23 | 
|  | When I first came down to London back in 1974, my very first job was working for
the above mentioned company - a friend of a friend worked there and got me in for
pin money until my 'proper' job in the Civil Service started.
Abracadabra was run my a guy called Tom Goode and sold personalised plates - he
also ran 4 cars with especially good plates on them
1. White Rolls Royce with PEN15 - famous in those days for being used to drive 
Linda Lovelace, the famous (infamous) actress to Ascot. La Lovelace wore a 
transparent lace dress and was on the front page of the Sun photographed astride 
the silver lady with the number plate prominent!
2. Brown Bentley with WOM13
3. Purple Mustang with 130LOX
All of these plates required illegal spacing to make them read properly, but in 
those days it was a 10 pound fine at Acton magistrates court, and Tom reckoned it 
was money well spent.
The fourth plate was actaully issued - I kid you not - and required no editing
2CV van - 69JOB
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| 24.4242 | Spyder | UBOHUB::HUTCHINGS_P | Manchester City | Mon Sep 26 1994 13:36 | 12 | 
|  |     In Haywards Heath (E. Sussex) at the weekend.
    
    
    H15 PYD
    
    On a ragtop Alfa Spyder spaced to read:
    
    H1  SPYD
    
    Looked the biz..
    
    Hutch
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| 24.4243 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | A-mazed on the info Highway! | Mon Sep 26 1994 14:33 | 3 | 
|  |     I saw PEN15 on a white Roller in Richmond about 20-21 years ago.
    
    Laurie.
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| 24.4244 | Abracadabra were based in Kew | EACTSI::FRANCES | Another day at the center of the universe | Mon Sep 26 1994 15:11 | 3 | 
|  | The office  - which was actually the top floor of a house - was in Kew on the 
Lower Mortlake Road, so a sighting in Richmond would fit in - Tom lives in 
Strand on the Green so anywhere south west
 | 
| 24.4245 | Seen in Blasingsmoke | KERNEL::MORGANI | Just when you thought it was safe... | Tue Sep 27 1994 09:42 | 6 | 
|  | 
Fitted to White Mk1 GTE Astra:
A3TRA
spaced and shaped to read ASTRA
 | 
| 24.4246 |  | WOTVAX::MACDONALDI | Stalybridge Celtic | Tue Sep 27 1994 10:52 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Saw on the way in this morning in Stockport:
    
    White Peugeot 405 estate - a taxi
    
    A TAXY
    
    original eh ?
    
    mac
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| 24.4247 | THE NESS | PAKORA::SWRIGHT | Uno CoCa Cola Porfavor | Tue Sep 27 1994 11:56 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen in Bo'ness at the weekend
    
    
    B 19 PYE
    
    
 | 
| 24.4248 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Tue Sep 27 1994 12:45 | 3 | 
|  | re B19 PYE
I don't get it. Can you explain?
 | 
| 24.4249 |  | WELSWS::HEDLEY | Lager Lout | Tue Sep 27 1994 13:08 | 3 | 
|  | Already been done, in .4232 I think...
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4250 |  | KIRKTN::SWRIGHT | Uno CoCa Cola Porfavor | Tue Sep 27 1994 13:31 | 8 | 
|  |     Re -2  
    
    BIG PYE     
    
    
    Re -1   Eh...???
    
    
 | 
| 24.4251 | 10 RAL | WELCLU::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Wed Sep 28 1994 16:53 | 10 | 
|  |     
    In Welwyn yesterday
    
    10 RAL 
    
    Spaced to read  I ORAL 
    
    Dentist or What !!! ???
    
    
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| 24.4252 | Your Car? | YUPPY::SACKMANJ | I was dreaming of the past... | Thu Sep 29 1994 15:00 | 8 | 
|  |     Ford Probe:
    
    H15 KAR
    
    Royston Ford Dealer car
    
    
    	Jon.
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| 24.4253 | Moonlighting? | WAYOUT::LOAT | Thats a nice bit of rope! | Fri Sep 30 1994 09:12 | 7 | 
|  |     
    re .-1
    
    �Royston Ford Dealer car
                       
    Is there something you should tell us, Royston? 8-]
    
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| 24.4254 |  | ARRODS::WHITEHEADJ | Shades of Scarlett | Fri Sep 30 1994 09:51 | 3 | 
|  |     Can't remember the car, but the plate was:
  	E1 GHT
 | 
| 24.4255 |  | FILTON::FOSTER | BLC #34 | Fri Sep 30 1994 10:18 | 9 | 
|  |     
    A Mercedes soft top in Colingbourne Ducis this morning
    
    	1 TAX
    
    Are HM Inspectors going up in the world ?
    
    regards
    John
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| 24.4256 |  | FUTURS::CROSSLEY | For internal use only | Mon Oct 03 1994 11:27 | 5 | 
|  |     
    On the back of a ladies blue sports car
    
    
        A BUST
 | 
| 24.4257 |  | METSYS::ALLEN | Fink - The Funky Fish | Mon Oct 03 1994 11:38 | 3 | 
|  |     On the M11 Yesterday:
    
    Range Rover :	A 6EAR
 | 
| 24.4258 |  | RIOT01::KING | beers R us | Mon Oct 03 1994 18:49 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Seen on Thursday attached to a Bentley/Roller -
    
    		LYR 1X
    
    
    Any ideas on who this belongs to?!
    
    Chris.
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| 24.4259 |  | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Fri Oct 07 1994 14:06 | 3 | 
|  | Seen on the M3 at lunchtime. 
New shape BMW 740i, reg 700 BMW
 | 
| 24.4260 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Mon Oct 10 1994 09:52 | 4 | 
|  |     
    On a BIG Merc.
    
    BRA IN
 | 
| 24.4261 |  | PASTIT::STUBBS |  | Mon Oct 17 1994 13:47 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Recently saw  55 EXX  on a beat-up chevette (Vauxhall). I'm sure
    someone could do something with it.
    
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| 24.4262 |  | METSYS::ALLEN | Fink - The Funky Fish | Mon Oct 17 1994 14:41 | 7 | 
|  |     Just reminded me. I saw a Merc in Old Portsmouth last week with the
    reg:
    
    A8 FAB
    
    
    Wonder if it belonged to Jennifer Saunders?
 | 
| 24.4263 |  | AYOP93::hickman |  | Wed Oct 19 1994 14:20 | 7 | 
|  | Seen near Galston (Ayrshire):
		7 LR on a LR Discovery.
can anybody give any history...
Peter.
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| 24.4264 | Attached to large blue S class Merc | KERNEL::MORGANI | Just when you thought it was safe... | Wed Oct 19 1994 14:23 | 5 | 
|  | 
J 13 EAR ---- with the 13 spaced to read like a B.
DOes this person like Sugar Puffs ?
 | 
| 24.4265 |  | SUBURB::BINALM::CHANR |  | Wed Oct 19 1994 17:13 | 3 | 
|  | A red Astra GTE, I think, with reg. "A IBM DX"
Roger
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| 24.4266 | Seen in passing... | UBOHUB::KING_I |  | Fri Oct 21 1994 12:38 | 5 | 
|  |     Overtaken on the M27 by a TVR with the registration....TVR 1.
    
    Megabucks, eh?
    
     
 | 
| 24.4267 |  | WARNUT::ALLEN | It works better if you screw it in.. | Fri Oct 21 1994 14:39 | 2 | 
|  |     Anyone see the programme on plastic surgery last night? With the BMW
    850 of one of the employees reg 1 URT.....smirk
 | 
| 24.4268 |  | WAYOUT::LOAT | Thats a nice bit of rope! | Fri Oct 21 1994 17:01 | 16 | 
|  |     
    Seen the number plate:
    
    NO 1
    
    for sale in the pink pages of Autocar. The price?
    
    
    
    � 100,000
    
    Anyone interested? 8-]
    
    
    Steve.
    
 | 
| 24.4269 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Oct 21 1994 17:14 | 1 | 
|  |     Hold on, let me just sort out a mortgage.....!
 | 
| 24.4271 | TOP 20 | FUTURS::CROSSLEY | For internal use only | Mon Nov 07 1994 10:27 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    On an old type Merc. in Southsea (Portsmouth).
    
    Ian.
 | 
| 24.4272 | Hasn't been seen for a while now! | COMICS::FISCHER | I've got a rainbow in my pocket | Mon Nov 07 1994 10:44 | 3 | 
|  | Seen going down my road - the driver works for Porsche.
black 928s reg: THE 928S
 | 
| 24.4273 | DAN15H | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Mon Nov 07 1994 11:23 | 1 | 
|  |     On a Merc
 | 
| 24.4274 | SUE 2 | PAPERS::CORNE | John Corne | Mon Nov 07 1994 11:39 | 4 | 
|  |     On a blue pug 205 - a lawyer maybe?
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4275 | 2 FAT | WAYOUT::LOAT | Thats a nice bit of rope! | Wed Nov 09 1994 08:18 | 5 | 
|  |     
    On a white escort estate in Basingstoke
    
    Steve.
    
 | 
| 24.4276 | on a BMW 3 series in Aldershot.... | KERNEL::MORGANI | Just when you thought it was safe... | Thu Nov 10 1994 11:18 | 3 | 
|  | 
H15 TOY
 | 
| 24.4277 | G MASON | WELCLU::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Tue Nov 15 1994 11:35 | 8 | 
|  |     
    On a Land rover Discovery near Hitchin
    
    GMA 50 N
    
    G MASON
    
    
 | 
| 24.4278 | BUS 5 X | GOONS::CLARKE | Me? Very Resourceful! | Fri Nov 18 1994 13:52 | 3 | 
|  | Honest - number plate of double decker bus in Reading Livery, seen on A4 last
 week
BUS 5X
 | 
| 24.4279 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Fri Nov 18 1994 13:53 | 3 | 
|  |     R 19 NDY - on a Pug 205
    
    (the 1 and 9 close together to look like a A)
 | 
| 24.4280 |  | RIOT01::KING |  | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:20 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Seen yesterday on the M27 near the SBP office -
    
    	Volve 850 T5 in police trim.
    
    Wonder if there are any modifications they could do to a car like that
    apart from the wheels/tyres etc.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4281 |  | GVA05::STIFF | Paul Stiff EPSCC, DTN:821-4167 | Wed Nov 23 1994 09:21 | 1 | 
|  |     Party lights on the roof ?
 | 
| 24.4282 | C170 RAP | FUTURS::CROSSLEY | For internal use only | Wed Nov 23 1994 09:37 | 9 | 
|  |     
    If you could remove the numbers, the above would be a good one to
    have  8-)
    
    
    It was seen in Portsmouth.
    
    
    Ian.
 | 
| 24.4283 | Did you have any particular make/model in mind?    ;^) | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:24 | 13 | 
|  |  Re.4282
>>>Title:  C170 RAP
    
>>>    If you could remove the numbers, the above would be a good one to
>>>    have  8-)
    
    
>>>    It was seen in Portsmouth.
    
    
>>>    Ian.
 | 
| 24.4284 |  | RIOT02::KING |  | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:04 | 4 | 
|  |     
    re:.4281
    
    Completely kitted out by the look of it...
 | 
| 24.4285 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:10 | 4 | 
|  |     Cripes. First a Lotus Esprit, now a T5.... next, a supercharged
    Allegro?
    
    Or even worse, could be an 8v Calibra eh Chris ;-} <smirk>
 | 
| 24.4286 |  | RIOT02::KING |  | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:27 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Or even a GTM Rossa with run-flat tyres perhaps?!! =;*)
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4287 |  | RIOT01::KING |  | Mon Nov 28 1994 15:38 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Seen yesterday on the A34, Reading side of Newbury -
    
    	Blue Merc Coupe registration - J1MMY
    
    I only saw it flash past me as I was ambling along, tried to see
    exactly who was driving it, but the traffic was a bit too busy to get
    close.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4288 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | The InfoHighway has too many side-roads. | Mon Nov 28 1994 15:46 | 7 | 
|  |     This morning, behind me at some traffic lights in Brussels:
    
    Black split-screen LHD Morris Minor!
    
    Very unusual over here.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4289 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | DECUS UK - IT User Group of the Year '94 | Mon Nov 28 1994 16:37 | 5 | 
|  | re.4287:
I think that's one of Mr Saville's along with PMJ1M (PM JIM) and many others.
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4290 |  | BHAJI::MFORREST | Real gone kid | Tue Nov 29 1994 18:53 | 3 | 
|  |     
    Seen in the car park in the Gyle centre Edinburgh last week, ASK1T on a
    blue merc something or other.
 | 
| 24.4291 | *Seen in Passing* | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Dec 09 1994 10:08 | 6 | 
|  | 
On a big White BMW in Edinburgh    M 012345  which seems unusual .......
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.4292 |  | KERNEL::LOANE | Comfortably numb!! | Fri Dec 09 1994 12:23 | 1 | 
|  |     Probably MOI 2345 (an Ulster plate)
 | 
| 24.4293 |  | SUBURB::BINALM::CHANR |  | Mon Dec 12 1994 12:46 | 4 | 
|  | 
	M3 MOB - on a brand new dark blue BMW M3 coupe
	CVR 6 - on a dark blue VW Golf VR6
 | 
| 24.4294 | ICKX | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Mon Dec 12 1994 14:35 | 4 | 
|  |     I saw a Porsche (928?) yesterday in the High Wycombe area with the
    registration ICKX. Presumably a fan rather than the man himself (I
    didn't have a chance to look as I was overtaking him!)
    
 | 
| 24.4295 | Ickx himself ? | LEMAN::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @GEO, DTN 821-4150 | Mon Dec 12 1994 18:47 | 4 | 
|  |     .4294�    didn't have a chance to look as I was overtaking him!)
    
    Could have been Jacky Ickx. He's known to drive 1) Porsches and 2) very
    slowly (60kph on most roads).
 | 
| 24.4296 | *seen in Passing* | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Dec 16 1994 14:32 | 5 | 
|  | 
In Edinburgh yesterday on a Shogun --     DISKO
				Stuart
 | 
| 24.4297 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Mon Dec 19 1994 14:56 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Seen on a Volvo 440 in Rotherham on Wednesday -
    
    		BUY 1N
    
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4298 |  | PAPERS::CORNE | John Corne | Mon Dec 19 1994 16:17 | 6 | 
|  |     On a Red BMW on the M4 yesterday...
    
    H4 STE   -  read  HASTE
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4299 |  | BRIEIS::BARKER_E | test dummy | Mon Dec 19 1994 16:32 | 6 | 
|  |     FU 2 ... on a Range Rover parked in services on A303 near Yeovil,
    
    
    Charming, sums up most Range Rover drivers subtletly nicely :->
    
    Euan
 | 
| 24.4300 | SNARF!!!!! | PLAYER::BROWNL | Three out of six ain't bad... | Mon Dec 19 1994 17:02 | 5 | 
|  |     I believe that used to belong to some porn star, and she kept it on an
    E-type. Can't remember her name for the life of me... Gawd, it's on the
    tip of my tongue, how annoying.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4301 |  | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Tue Dec 20 1994 08:15 | 9 | 
|  |     Laurie,
    
    Are you obsessed with porn? (.4243)
    
    If my memory serves me correctly FU 2 was Fiona Richmond.
    
    Was that who you had on the tip of your tongue?
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4302 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Tue Dec 20 1994 08:35 | 3 | 
|  |     X-D
    
    Aarf!
 | 
| 24.4303 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Three out of six ain't bad... | Tue Dec 20 1994 08:40 | 16 | 
|  | RE:                      <<< Note 24.4301 by BAHTAT::DODD >>>
    
�    Are you obsessed with porn? (.4243)
    
    Nope, but I was yer average red-blooded teenager back then... ;^)
    
�    If my memory serves me correctly FU 2 was Fiona Richmond.
�    
�    Was that who you had on the tip of your tongue?
    
    Yep! Thanks! I remember seeing a picture of her "draped" over the
    bonnet of a white E-type, the caption claiming it was her's. I think it
    must have been in Mayfair or whatever mag she appeared in. Yeah,
    Mayfair I think; a good 20 years ago.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4304 | It's not in the OED. | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Tue Dec 20 1994 09:35 | 8 | 
|  |     I know I'm an old duffer and totally out of touch up here in Leeds but
    could some kind soul enlighten me as to the meaning of:-
    
    "X-D aarf" as used by Dan?
    
    Thanks
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4305 | Smiley + Laughing-type-noise-thingy-majjig. | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Tue Dec 20 1994 09:50 | 12 | 
|  |     X-D
    
    	It's a creased-up smiley laughing.
    
    aarf
    
    	Okay maybe a weird one. Umm... think of it as a "guffaw", a "fnaar
    fnaar", or some other wierd sounding laughing-noise!
    
    Sorry for any confusion ;-]
    
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4306 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Always with the -ve waves | Tue Dec 20 1994 09:53 | 5 | 
|  |     �X-D
    
    And theres us thinking it was some cryptic youth culture statement !
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4307 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Three out of six ain't bad... | Tue Dec 20 1994 10:19 | 4 | 
|  |     C'mon Andrew! Ol' Colonel Blink (or whatever his name was in the
    Beano/Dandy/Topper/Beezer) used to say Arf Arf!
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4308 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Tue Dec 20 1994 10:21 | 3 | 
|  |     �Topper
    
    ...wasn't it? Okay, serious rathole developing, but I want to know!
 | 
| 24.4309 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Three out of six ain't bad... | Tue Dec 20 1994 10:23 | 4 | 
|  |     I'm pretty sure it was either Topper or Beezer, but it was a long time
    ago!
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4310 |  | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Tue Dec 20 1994 11:17 | 4 | 
|  |     In the dirt on the back of a truck:
    
    DO NOT TOUCH DIRT
    STEALTH TRUCK
 | 
| 24.4311 | Topper?  Must be before my time, I suppose.    ;^) | CMOTEC::POWELL | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, is it? | Tue Dec 20 1994 11:31 | 0 | 
| 24.4312 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Three out of six ain't bad... | Tue Dec 20 1994 13:27 | 3 | 
|  |     I don't think so Malcolm!
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4313 |  | FUTURS::CROSSLEY | For internal use only | Wed Dec 21 1994 12:16 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Not sure if this one has been reported, but the following was seen of a
    red Corrada (sp?)
    
    
    A I8M DX
    
    
    Ian.
 | 
| 24.4314 | Seen in Passing | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Tue Jan 10 1995 17:36 | 12 | 
|  | 
Another couple of novel number plates
			H1  2   BET    On a Escort Cabriolet in Linlithgow
			SUE   1M       On a big old Merc 500 Sel in Edinburgh
					St
 | 
| 24.4315 |  | PAPERS::CORNE | John Corne | Wed Jan 11 1995 14:31 | 9 | 
|  |     on a Castrol delivery van today in Basingstoke...
    
    L4 GTX   
    
    not quite as good as the one in .3926 - I wonder how many others they
    have?
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4316 |  | TRUCKS::HAYCOX_I | Ian | Wed Jan 11 1995 15:35 | 3 | 
|  |     This reminds me of a British Oxygen tanker,
    
    OXY 1
 | 
| 24.4317 |  | PLAYER::WASHINGTON | Eamonn, Dtn 856-7665, SIC Brussels | Wed Jan 25 1995 13:14 | 7 | 
|  | The first car in India, now in a museum in Rajistan, had the number 0
(just zero).
A morris minor in Co Carlow, Ireland had the number: RIP 999
I've never forgotten it.
Eamonn
 | 
| 24.4318 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Thu Jan 26 1995 15:49 | 14 | 
|  |     
    Couple of prizes for the most conspicuous car seen on the jaunt up to
    Reading today -
    
    Some sort of red Ferrari (that narrows it down a bit I know!) -
    
    	D1 XON
    
    
    And one of those bright red Mitsubishi minicomputer things with a wheel
    in each corner, otherwise known as the 3000GT I think!
    
    Chris.
    
 | 
| 24.4319 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Aut Tunc, Aut Nunqam | Thu Jan 26 1995 17:33 | 7 | 
|  | >    And one of those bright red Mitsubishi minicomputer things with a wheel
>    in each corner, otherwise known as the 3000GT I think!
 
The perfect supercar for the chest wig brigade member who feels deficient
in the trouser contents department.
Clive
 | 
| 24.4320 | This a.m. | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Fri Jan 27 1995 17:45 | 3 | 
|  |     REFIR  
    
    on a van belonging to a company who sell replacement conifer hedges
 | 
| 24.4321 |  | ARRODS::WHITEHEADJ | Shades of Scarlett | Mon Jan 30 1995 09:23 | 3 | 
|  |     On a Fiesta:
	JUN 10R
 | 
| 24.4322 | Rectum, almost killed um..!! | KIRKTN::SWRIGHT | Uno CoCa Cola Porfavor | Mon Jan 30 1995 21:05 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen in Bo'ness main street this morning..
    
    
    ANU 5
    
    
 | 
| 24.4323 | A 8ONK | SUBURB::BINALM::CHANR |  | Tue Feb 07 1995 13:15 | 1 | 
|  | On an Escort Cabriolet with RS trim
 | 
| 24.4324 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue Feb 07 1995 13:25 | 9 | 
|  |     
    On a new style BMW 5?? near Newbury...
    
    		L1CHT
    
    With a dot in the middle of the C, any ideas who could want a plate
    like that  -  LIGHT?
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4325 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | Vorsprung Durch Mahlzeit | Tue Feb 07 1995 13:27 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Maybe they just liked the German-ness of the plate?
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4326 | !! | MOEUR7::VIPOND |  | Tue Feb 07 1995 15:24 | 6 | 
|  |     
    On the A6 into Paris this morning, a stupid tw@t with both hands off
    the steering wheel, doing about 80 mph in the centre lane (its a 3
    lane motorway ) doing up his pony tail.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4327 |  | PEKING::NASHD |  | Wed Feb 08 1995 09:34 | 3 | 
|  |     Seen in Slough last night, a Rolls Royce Corniche ( I think ) 
    with reg. number RR 11
    
 | 
| 24.4328 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | An Internaut in CyberSpace | Wed Feb 08 1995 10:33 | 11 | 
|  | RE:                     <<< Note 24.4326 by MOEUR7::VIPOND >>>
    
�    On the A6 into Paris this morning, a stupid tw@t with both hands off
�    the steering wheel, doing about 80 mph in the centre lane (its a 3
�    lane motorway ) doing up his pony tail.
    
    Just goes to prove the old adage...
    
    "What do you fine under a pony's tail?"
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4329 | You name, they've probably got it! | UNTADI::SAXBY | Vorsprung Durch Mahlzeit | Thu Feb 09 1995 10:01 | 17 | 
|  |     
    Gary Vipond (I think) reported this place somewhere in the past, but
    I'll put in what I saw today :-
    
    Location : Auto Konig, Anzing (Near Munich).
    
    Cars : XJ220, Bugatti EB110, hordes of Esprits (I mean too many to
    count!), a TR6(!), an XK140 drophead (may've been an XK150), 7 or 8
    Diablos, a Bentley Continental coup� (new style), numerous lesser Jags
    and Rolls/Bentleys, an F40, numerous Porsches, Aston Martin Virage,
    other Astons including a Zagato (recent one, not the DB4), some other
    cars which I didn't get close enough to identify.
    
    Truly an exotic car enthusiast's dream world, and I've got to back this
    afternoon :^)
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4330 | I'm in step, everyone else is out of step ! | TOMMII::RDAVIES | Amateur Expert | Thu Feb 09 1995 13:08 | 14 | 
|  | Outside DECpark here in Reading this morning, a car on the roundabout, 
near broadside on to the traffic. When the traffic stopped to let him 
sort out he then proceded to his right, around the roundabout and south 
down the basingstoke road.  i.e. around the roundabout against the traffic!
I suspect that he was probably a colonial or continental cousin, that came 
out of the post-house hotel, and forgot he was 'abroad'. I think he crossed 
the road and approached the roundabout from the right hand side of the 
traffic island, hence being left broadside across the traffic!.
All I can say is everyone seemed quite restrained about it, usually the drivers 
there at that time of the morning are very aggressive.
Richard
 | 
| 24.4331 |  | PAKORA::SWRIGHT | Uno CoCa Cola Porfavor | Sat Feb 11 1995 02:24 | 9 | 
|  |             
    On the A6 into Paris this morning, a stupid tw@t in the inside lane 
    watching me with  both my hands off the wheel , doing 80 mph in the center
    lane doing up my Pony tail...!!  would you believe it he could have
    caused an accident by not watching the road in front of him ..!!
    
    
    *:@)))))
         
 | 
| 24.4332 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ |  | Mon Feb 13 1995 13:46 | 7 | 
|  |     On the A43 near Towcester, a sign saying:-
    
    	Silverstone.  Please drive slowly
    
    Someone is trying to take the fun out of driving :-)
    
    Jc
 | 
| 24.4333 | New 'style' Granda | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Mon Feb 13 1995 21:51 | 5 | 
|  |     A brand new Granda Police car on the M1.
    
    What an 'interesting' looking motor.
    
    Greg
 | 
| 24.4334 | on A40 this mo}irning | WELCLU::MANRO |  | Tue Feb 14 1995 08:22 | 7 | 
|  |     
    A Jaguar XJRs
    
    
    MY KI55 X
    
    
 | 
| 24.4335 | New mid-range MErc. | LEMAN::SIMPSON | Stephen Simpson@GEO, DTN:821 5105 | Wed Feb 15 1995 22:23 | 27 | 
|  | Drove up to Stuttgart to do a support call for Mercedes' at their
engine R&D plant.
Saw lots of new mid-range cars (saloon and estate), lying around - the
200/300 series replacement, due out later this year.
They were all fitted with bits to hide them from scoop photographers from
'Car' magazine. However, I saw one indoors, having its engine tested.
The car looks very nice, and well built. The back-end is similar to
the current 190. However the front end looks like a (nice looking)...
.... Ford Scorpio (new model)!
Yes, it does look good - unlike the horrendous Scorpio. The Merc has
twin, oval headlamps, with the outside set much large than the inside
ones. The headlamps are quite heavily inclined, and the outside headlamps
fit into mock wings.
I saw 3 Mercs sitting outside (under a covered way), doing static
endurance testing. The bonnets were open, and a machine was simulating
wear and tear on them. Apparently the test runs for 5,000 hours, 
non-stop! One of the cars was a 2 seater sports.
Cheers
-Steve
 | 
| 24.4336 | new ford ?> | KERNEL::WITHALLG | We Don't Do Duvets ....... | Fri Mar 10 1995 13:04 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Saw a new ford last night on the M3. No numbers on it. It had a front
    grill like a Daimler and a wrap around rear light cluster. Looked good/
    odd if y'kna what 	I mean .....
    
    
    what was it ?.
 | 
| 24.4337 | Edsel for the 90's ?? | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Fri Mar 10 1995 13:12 | 13 | 
|  |     
    ...sounds remarkably like a new Grananda - and you thought it looked
    good ?
    
    did it have a sort of smiley upturned grille, headlamps that look as
    though they came off a Pacer (strange American car from the 70's) and
    rear lights the full width of the car, just above the bumper ? The one
    I've seen also had a strange mix of Chrome and colour coding. 
    
    They do look very aeorodynamic tho' , and doubltless, like the Sierra
    all cars will look like that soon....
    
    Graham
 | 
| 24.4338 |  | KERNEL::SMITHERSJ | Living on the culinary edge.... | Fri Mar 10 1995 14:26 | 7 | 
|  |     I saw one yesterday, absolutely disgusting.  The lights need to be 
    up higher from a safety point of view, cos you can't see them so 
    well where they are.
    
    Is it called the Scorpio?  Something like that
    
    
 | 
| 24.4339 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Mar 10 1995 14:30 | 7 | 
|  |     It's disgusting, but I'm sure this has been disgusted(haha) elsewhere
    in this conference?
    
    No wonder Ford have ordered an emergency re-style.
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4340 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | The West is the Best | Fri Mar 10 1995 14:31 | 8 | 
|  | Yeah, Scorpio.  Pig-ugly!
Along the lines of a conversation going on somewhere in this conf., I just saw 
an MG RV8.  Bit of a coincidence, seeing as I've never seen one on the roads 
before, and they happen to be bringing a new one out soon...
I must say that it looks better in the flesh than on the page, but I'd still go 
for a Griffith if I was looking at spending 30k on a sports car.
 | 
| 24.4341 | Bugatti 110 | ULYSSE::BUXTON_M | A black belt in Kno Kan Doo | Mon Mar 20 1995 11:41 | 20 | 
|  |     
    Seen in Monaco yesterday a Bugatti 110 accelerating hard up the
    road from the harbour (reg no Y010), and making a noisy job of
    it.
    Seen later up at the casino with both door's in the raised 
    position. Whilst commenting on how close the engine was to the
    drivers head (noise ?) another Bugatti pulled up but this one 
    was definitely a grandfather to the 110, it was a 1933 job. 
    I had some pleasure in letting the owner know that his UK tax
    disk had expired at the end of February to which he jokingly
    implied that he was waiting for a UK constable to pull him 
    over and give him a fine,
    Its a different world,
    Mark.
    PS: I wasn't over impressed with the 110, I'll settle for the Ferrari 
        F40 that it was parked next too.  
 | 
| 24.4342 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | Vorsprung Durch Mahlzeit | Mon Mar 20 1995 11:49 | 11 | 
|  |   �   PS: I wasn't over impressed with the 110, I'll settle for the Ferrari 
  �       F40 that it was parked next too.  
    
    The F40's great for a fun day out, but I find the Bugatti easier to live
    with
    
    
           
    Oh sorry, dreaming again... :^)
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4343 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in excernere | Tue Mar 21 1995 13:31 | 10 | 
|  | Sunday lunchtime I saw a rather nice and very new Bentley. Only had 890 miles on
the clock.  Owned by Jack Barclay of the prestige car company Barclay Cars (or
whatever it is called) in London. The registration was Y1 which alledgidly was
the first ever issued number (not A1 because of the regional prefix is taken
into consideration) and cost �20,000.
The driver was having a quick pint in the Flowing Spring whilst Mr Barclay was
dinig in the French Horn, Sonning.
Simon
 | 
| 24.4344 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue Mar 28 1995 09:31 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Sexiest car of the week (seen a couple of times in Hampshire/Sussex) -
    
    New-ish looking white Bentley convertible with plate CEX1.
    
    
    Perhaps it should reside in Essex instead?!!
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4345 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue Mar 28 1995 09:35 | 11 | 
|  |     
    re:.-1
    
    Also whilst on holiday I checked out the local TVR garage in
    Chichester; I couldn't believe some of the cars they had in and around
    the showroom.  Everything from pristine a looking Jensen Interceptor
    convertible (I want one) to a Nash Healey with central accelerator
    pedal......apparently they have a good turnover of all these classic
    cars.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4346 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Tue Mar 28 1995 09:52 | 4 | 
|  | Saw a Scorpio Estate, on the way in.  It's so hideous it scared me out of the 
way.  Horrible looking thing, but not quite as repulsive as the saloon.  I 
think Britain will get used to them, though (particularly if they get a 
facelift soon) - just as happened with the Sierra.
 | 
| 24.4347 | SEEN LAST WEEK ON M6 J7 | BRUMMY::HATTONM | I could fit in an unmod'ed Mclaren, at half the price | Tue Mar 28 1995 14:32 | 6 | 
|  |     
    how about a "roller" with the No plate  L10YDS.  Wonder if he had a
    black horse at home....
    
    - MARK -
    
 | 
| 24.4348 | On the back of a truck | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Wed Mar 29 1995 11:02 | 7 | 
|  | 
One of the new ASTON MARTIN DB7 ?? being delivered to MURRAYS in Edinburgh
very nice , if only my six numbers would come up.
					ST
 | 
| 24.4349 |  | ULYSSE::BUXTON_M | A black belt in Kno Kan Doo | Wed Mar 29 1995 11:38 | 8 | 
|  |     
     Yesterday NICE airport one American registered Aston Martin Lagonda
     (the one with 6 headlights),
    
     IMHO I thought it looked dammed ugly and would have told the driver
     so if he had been there,
    
    Mark.  
 | 
| 24.4350 | Some folks have no taste! | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, North PSC, Birmingham UK | Wed Mar 29 1995 14:00 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen on an Audi 100 CD this morning on Dunton Island (near the Belfry),
    
    Registration: F1LES
    
    What a sad man!
    
    mb
 | 
| 24.4351 | d!ckless | PEKING::REDDYM | I'M A NUTTER | Wed Mar 29 1995 15:55 | 10 | 
|  |       
    
    In the Maidenhead area there's an Aston Martin Lagondla with the
    registration plate: NO W111Y .
                       {NO WILLY}.
    
    
            MATT.......
    
    P.S. With a car like that you don't need one.
 | 
| 24.4352 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Mar 31 1995 09:15 | 7 | 
|  |     This morning in Reading, a German registered off-yellow yellow Volvo
    850 T5R.
    
    Apart from the colour.... Yum.
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4353 | I can dream, can't I???  :>> | COMICS::MCSKEANE | och, away an' play wi' the buses!! | Tue Apr 04 1995 12:29 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Saturday morning, throbbing and growling up Odiham High Street, a 
    McLaren F1
    
    I bought another lottery ticket quickly!!!!!
              
    POL
 | 
| 24.4354 |  | AIMTEC::BURDEN_D | A bear in his natural habitat | Thu Apr 06 1995 17:14 | 4 | 
|  | Across the street from the Land Rover US office in Laguna Hills, CA is a street
named Discovery Road.
Dave
 | 
| 24.4355 | Dont see many of those around do you! | NEWOA::MOLINARI_M | PASTA TWISTA RACING 70 DUSTER | Sun Apr 09 1995 06:11 | 3 | 
|  |     Talbot Solara ON ITS ROOF in gardens outside Newbury  B block 02:00 A.M
    occupants got on their toes.
    Police moved car within 1 hour as it had begun rusting terminally.
 | 
| 24.4356 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Fri Apr 21 1995 15:06 | 5 | 
|  |     a car with a nodding dog toy on the parcel shelf
    
    such tackiness!!
    
    ric
 | 
| 24.4357 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Fri Apr 21 1995 15:10 | 4 | 
|  | Oi!  Don't talk about my new car like that!  I'm still sulking because
I couldn't get a vinyl roof...
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4358 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Fri Apr 21 1995 15:18 | 5 | 
|  |     it was typed in admiration!!
    
    i'm off to get some furry dice from Halford's tomorrow
    
    ric
 | 
| 24.4359 | but seriously folks... | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Fri Apr 21 1995 15:59 | 8 | 
|  |     
    does anyone know where a friend could buy a nodding dog from ?
    
    This _is_ a serious request, he has a 196somthing or other Corsair GT
    and in very good condition, all original etc... and thinks a nodding
    dog would be a nice finishing touch.
    
    Graham
 | 
| 24.4360 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | DECUS - Coventry May 15-18 1995 | Fri Apr 21 1995 18:09 | 7 | 
|  | re.4359:
As a former owner of a Corsair GT, I'd like to point out on behalf of all former
owners, that we didn't have nodding dogs in our cars. We did however have wood
rimmed ali-spoked steering wheels and wooden gear nobs.
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4361 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Wed Apr 26 1995 10:12 | 11 | 
|  | Yesterday, I was followed by a VW Golf on stilts.  It looked like a GTi, and 
was left-hand drive (UK registered tho').  It looked as though someone had 
taken a Toyota hi-lux, (or whatever those big things with chunky wheels are 
called), and welded a golf onto the top.
Weird.  Looked remarkably stable going round corners though.  Rather pleasant 
driver-ess too.
Yours slightly-sexistly,
Matt.
 | 
| 24.4362 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Wed Apr 26 1995 10:14 | 11 | 
|  |     
    More a "seen in disbelief" -
    
    Last night on the M275 going out of Portsmouth, two foreign lorries
    bringing the motorway to a standstill whilst they manouvered over all
    the cones that were blocking their way after apparently refusing to 
    believe that the diversion sign-posted would get them to their destin-
    ation.  So off they trundled into the night with several maintenance
    trucks speeding after 'em...not sure if they noticed really...
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4363 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Wed Apr 26 1995 10:16 | 7 | 
|  |     
    re:.-2
    
    Probably Deutsch don't y'think?  They tend to do weird things with Golf
    bodies, such as putting 'em on top of 928s.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4364 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | Rover Diablo Owner | Wed Apr 26 1995 10:28 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Re Golf on stilts.
    
    This is actually a genuine VW model (I think it's called the Golf
    Country - certainly one I saw in St Anton at the weekend was badged as
    such). The Golf body is sent to some outside firm (I think it's
    Daimler-Steyer-Puch of Austria) who do that to them! 
    
    There's a few notes in here somewhere about them (probably under GOLF).
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4365 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Wed Apr 26 1995 11:02 | 4 | 
|  | when I earn my millions....
another one to add to my ever-expanding shopping list (and ever expandind 
waistline, before King says it!)
 | 
| 24.4366 |  | LARVAE::LINCOLN_J |  | Wed Apr 26 1995 14:17 | 4 | 
|  | 	Saw a Ford Scorpio yesterday. It seemed to be looking
	for Minis to gobble up.
	-John 
 | 
| 24.4367 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point ... | Fri Apr 28 1995 10:17 | 8 | 
|  |     This morning, on Basingstoke Road,
    
    3 delivery (probably) new Rover 400's.
    
    Not bad, I quite like 'em. Sort of a smaller 600, basically....
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4368 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Fri Apr 28 1995 10:46 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Aren't they just re-styled Honda Civics?
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4369 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point ... | Fri Apr 28 1995 10:50 | 5 | 
|  |     Wouldn't surprise me if they were....
    
    I thought Rover had finished their partnership with Honda, anyway?
    
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4370 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Charlton Heston put his vest on | Fri Apr 28 1995 11:03 | 15 | 
|  |     The "new" 400 is a Rover-ised Honda Civic 5dr. Basically, take one
    Honda Civic, add a Rover grille, change the rear light cluster, stir in
    some chrome, lightly dust with walnut and leather, et voila, one Rover
    400.
    
    The new 400 is the last of the Hovers, or was in Rondas. Anyway, next
    up is the all new 200, closely followed by the new 800 (based on the
    BMW 5 series floor pan). The new 400 does have all Rover engines:
    
    1.4 K-series
    1.6 K-series
    2.0 K-series
    2.0 L-series
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4371 |  | CHEFS::NASHD |  | Fri Apr 28 1995 13:00 | 8 | 
|  |     
    
    On the M4 eastbound Wednesday evening...
    
    Vauxhall Frontera with 210FM Spare wheel cover and reg. number
    			L 2 Ten
    
    
 | 
| 24.4372 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | An Internaut in CyberSpace | Fri Apr 28 1995 13:23 | 4 | 
|  |     Seen today in Brussels, just outside the office. Left-hooker Triumph
    Herald! In good nick too.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4373 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Mon May 01 1995 09:18 | 15 | 
|  |     
    A couple from the trek up Yorkshire this weekend -
    
    The usual AML 1 on the dark blue AM cabriolet.
    
    
    And on the M1 near Leicester a gleaming er....well, seriously dull
    black looking Skyline GT-R.  I want one (obviously not as much as
    certain members of the British motoring press, but still...).
    
    C.
    
    p.s. just for Dan H. - a gleaming red GTM Rossa -  sat on the hard
         shoulder awaiting recovery (ouch, sorry Dan!).
    
 | 
| 24.4374 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point ... | Mon May 01 1995 09:30 | 11 | 
|  |     re.-1 GTM Rossa
    
    Hahahaha! Never made it to Stoneleigh then! It wasn't me, FWIW my car
    ran an absolute dream all the way their and back. I was well chuffed!
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
    
    P.S. I could do tonnes of 'Seen in Passing' notes today, about the
    weekend, but it's probably pointless... the GT40 replica was nice,
    tho'. Made a God-awfully sexy noise as it went past.... :-)
 | 
| 24.4375 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Mon May 01 1995 17:19 | 11 | 
|  | DEC Winnersh car park - bottom floor
Fiat Abarth (?)
It's that little sporty one that slightly resembles the MGB.  It was in superb 
condition.  Also, the reg plate was 'W' reg.  I've never seen one that recent 
before, so I wonder whether it could've been some kind of replica...Were they 
made (in this guise - chrome bumpers etc.) as recently as 1980, or whenever W 
was?
Matt$impressed
 | 
| 24.4376 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | Rover Diablo Owner | Tue May 02 1995 07:53 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Re last
    
    Fiat Spyder (they did make an Abarth variant, but mainly for rallying -
    pretty rare).
    
    The Sypder was made for a long time, certainly psat 1980. They're a
    common sight in Munich.
    
    BTW, one of the classic car mags has a comparison between the Spyder
    and the MGB this month.
 | 
| 24.4377 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Tue May 02 1995 11:24 | 2 | 
|  | Nice on.  It's here again, today.  Maybe it's an employee's "Summer" car.  
Looks very smart from 6 ft away.
 | 
| 24.4378 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Tue May 09 1995 14:33 | 8 | 
|  | >>>>*Seen in passing*
This may only be relevant to a few noters, and it is absolutely genuine...
Spotted in the Mumbles (Swansea), a silvery/bluey Saab, reg plate C102 POF.
C LOZ P.O.F.?  Also, down the pub a few minutes later, a gorgeous M reg TVR 
Chimaera.  Incredible looking machine.
 | 
| 24.4379 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point ... | Tue May 09 1995 14:42 | 2 | 
|  |     I don't think Laurie was that way... maybe we could buy the plate for
    his birthday or something, Matt? ;-)
 | 
| 24.4380 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | An Internaut in CyberSpace | Tue May 09 1995 14:49 | 5 | 
|  |     ArfArf! You should cross post that in the POF topic in EF. As for the
    birthday pressie, your pockets will be relieved to know that I already
    have a personal plate (LSB 9).
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4381 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Tue May 09 1995 15:37 | 3 | 
|  | What does the `S' stand for, Laurie?  `Sad_pedantic_old_fart'?  :)
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4382 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Tue May 09 1995 15:46 | 1 | 
|  | Sarah?
 | 
| 24.4383 | Smeg? | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Tue May 09 1995 16:06 | 0 | 
| 24.4384 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | An Internaut in CyberSpace | Tue May 09 1995 16:23 | 1 | 
|  |     All close, but no cigar. Sean.
 | 
| 24.4385 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Tue May 09 1995 16:35 | 6 | 
|  | Don't suppose you know anyone with the initials "E369 RWN", do you?
Well, it's possible...!
Was also overcome with nostalgia on the weekend, at seeing a rather flaky 
looking Gilbern.  Haven't seen one of those for years.
 | 
| 24.4386 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue May 09 1995 16:47 | 4 | 
|  |     
    What's a Gilbern? 
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4387 | Wot about my name? | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Tue May 09 1995 16:51 | 7 | 
|  |     Out of interest did they make a reg:
    
    G REG?
    
    Interested of Leeds,
    
    Greg
 | 
| 24.4388 | re -2 | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Tue May 09 1995 16:51 | 2 | 
|  | A 70s (I think) British Fibreglass car.  Once Available in kit form.  It was 
the first car my father built, a fair few years back.
 | 
| 24.4389 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue May 09 1995 16:57 | 6 | 
|  |     
    re:.4387
    
    6 REG should be available.
    
    C.
 | 
| 24.4390 | Cue Laurie... | LEMAN::SIMPSON | Stephen Simpson@GEO, DTN:821 5105 | Wed May 10 1995 14:41 | 11 | 
|  | RE. .4380
Laurie,
	Perhaps you could tell everyone what you know about the risk of losing
a personalised number plate should your car be 'totalled' whilst abroad?!
	I heard that this happened to some fellow once, and he had
quite a story to tell? ;-)
-Steve
 | 
| 24.4391 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | An Internaut in CyberSpace | Wed May 10 1995 16:19 | 8 | 
|  |     Well, funny you should say that... I once totalled an Opel Manta with
    said plate on in Amsterdam, oh, 8 or 9 years ago. Luckily, the
    insurance company transported the wreck back to the UK for me, and the
    transport company sorted out the transfer of the plate to another
    vehicle. Without that service, well, I dread to think. Still, my
    plate's worth about 4K so I'd happily pay a few quid to save it!
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4392 |  | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Thu May 11 1995 12:46 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen this morning a Mercedes pick up. Basically a 190(?) saloon with a
    pick up back. Reminded me of Ford P100 (cortina pickup).
    
    Hadn't realised Mercedes were going for this section of the market.
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4393 | tvr | WOTVAX::ROWEM | Frank Gamballi's Trousers | Thu May 11 1995 13:49 | 6 | 
|  |     On the m62 westbound this a.m a red new model TVR ( the one with the rounded
    back end) plate was
    			      6L TVR 
    	
    Rather neat I thought.
    Matt.
 | 
| 24.4394 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 | sex god of the 90's | Thu May 11 1995 15:51 | 11 | 
|  |     on M4 London-bound yesterday evening
    
    L16HTN
    
    made to look like
    
    LIGHT   N
    
    wonder whose this is and why?
    
    ric
 | 
| 24.4395 | Ultimate BMW reg? | YUPPY::SACKMANJ | I was dreaming of the past... | Thu May 11 1995 16:03 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen at the weekend on the A11...
    
    	Custard Yellow BMW 3 series convertible
    
    	M 3 BMW
    
 | 
| 24.4396 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Thu May 11 1995 16:36 | 9 | 
|  | Another one (is this a DEC employee?)
A4 LFA on a black Alfa Romeo,  Does look like (the grammatically incorrect, 
Laurie) A ALFA.
btw, I suspect that LSB 9 (or whatever it was), is worth more than the 4k you 
mentioned (or was that another plate you were referring to?).  My father's has 
been valued at 2.5k, and it's a completely meaningless one (RAD 731).
 | 
| 24.4397 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Fuzzy logic tickles | Thu May 11 1995 16:48 | 4 | 
|  |     I was after CES 1 or 1 CES. Both were offered to me at �15000 each, or
    �28000 for the pair. Unfortunately, I declined.
    
    Balders
 | 
| 24.4398 |  | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu May 11 1995 17:17 | 5 | 
|  |     Anyone interested in G595 KAK? Or is it just another sh**ty number plate...
    
    Mikef
    
    
 | 
| 24.4399 | <groan> | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Nice day?  Was it bo||ocks. | Thu May 11 1995 17:20 | 1 | 
|  | 
 | 
| 24.4400 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Fuzzy logic tickles | Thu May 11 1995 17:35 | 4 | 
|  |     Hey, don't knock it, that number plate was the only reason for buying
    the Astra SRi.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4401 | Ever left something behind you wish you hadn't?! | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Thu May 11 1995 20:25 | 6 | 
|  |     
    <rathole, personal comment>
    
    Can't've been 'cos of the solid exhaust system, that's for sure.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4402 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | An Internaut in CyberSpace | Fri May 12 1995 09:37 | 29 | 
|  | RE:          <<< Note 24.4396 by CHEFS::GEORGEM "Cannibalise Legalbis" >>>
� btw, I suspect that LSB 9 (or whatever it was), is worth more than the 4k you 
� mentioned (or was that another plate you were referring to?).  My father's has 
� been valued at 2.5k, and it's a completely meaningless one (RAD 731).
    
    No,. it was LSB9 I was referring to. You may well be correct. I base my
    estimate on the following:
    
    Prices of plates seem to have eased a little over the last couple of
    years, what with the DVLC issuing so many, the recession etc. My plate
    is also a very late one, it's October 1963, and hence one of the very
    last issued. The age of a plate has quite a bearing on its value,
    because the older it is, the fewer of that letter combination will have
    survived. S is the most common UK surname-initial, and B comes a close
    second. The initials LS are not that common, not like J or D for
    instance, but common enough to have a fair market potential. Lastly,
    about four , maybe five years ago, at a classic car rally, the dealer
    who had sold me the plate some years earlier (for 500<mumble> quid, inc
    VAT) slapped 5 grand in my hand and offered to "take it off my hands".
    So, 4K is a guess, but, I think, a reasonably educated one. That said,
    the 5K could've been low, and it could still be worth a few. Irrelevant
    really, as I'd need to be desperate for dosh to sell it.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
    
    PS. Is this a rathole?
    
 | 
| 24.4404 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in excernere | Fri May 12 1995 12:44 | 11 | 
|  | Seen in reading the other day. An elderly gentleman with an
elderly lady passenger. Collective age going well back into
the last century. The gentleman driving was taking a less then
direct line to the IDR. When we overtook him I noticed that he
must have been suffereing from Parkinson's desiese. his head was
shaking slightly and his hands were shaking up and down and
completely out of synch with each other. 
Definately an accident waiting to happen.
Simon
 | 
| 24.4405 |  | BAHTAT::DODD |  | Fri May 12 1995 13:23 | 3 | 
|  |     You just stumbled on the filming of the next "Thunderbirds" episode.
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4406 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in excernere | Sun May 14 1995 14:53 | 1 | 
|  | :-)
 | 
| 24.4407 | M15 reg numbers | YUPPY::SACKMANJ | I was dreaming of the past... | Tue May 16 1995 16:00 | 8 | 
|  |     Two new(ish) plates seen:
    
    M15HAP	- On Discovery
    M15ERY	- On new BMW hatchbck thingy!
    		- Sounds about right to me!
    
    	Jon.
    
 | 
| 24.4408 |  | CURRNT::PAYNE_A | Mr Fabulous' Fat Sound | Tue May 16 1995 16:48 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen at lunch time...
    
    FAN 1
    
    on a Landrover Discovery. Fnarr Fnarr, methinks...
 | 
| 24.4409 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | Easy on the clutch luv | Tue May 16 1995 17:48 | 5 | 
|  |     We saw MI5ERY on the bmw too.  
    
    Also  A1 PRO    can't remember the car now.
    
    Wow.
 | 
| 24.4410 |  | COMICS::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Wed May 17 1995 08:42 | 6 | 
|  |         		J 66 HVL
        
        I know it's not very impressive, but it must be a personal 
        number because it's on a Ford Scorpio.
        
        Ian.
 | 
| 24.4411 |  | ARRODS::WHITEHEADJ | And the days run away | Thu May 18 1995 09:31 | 3 | 
|  |     On a black Merc on the A140 in Norfolk...
	1 CBH
 | 
| 24.4412 | Absolutely Fab. | YUPPY::CZERESM |  | Thu May 18 1995 09:40 | 11 | 
|  |     Down the Kings Road last nite,
    
    Black newish 911 convertible 
    
    5ARA
    
    Lovely babe err. i mean car!!!  ;-)
    
    Cheers 
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4413 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Thu May 18 1995 11:15 | 7 | 
|  |     >Lovely babe err. i mean car!!!  ;-)
    
    expensive babe err.. i mean car
    
    8^)
    
    ric
 | 
| 24.4414 | dont care. | MASALA::BHAILE |  | Thu May 18 1995 15:45 | 4 | 
|  |     re-2
    	Wouldn't matter what she looked like with a car like that...
    			Unless she had serious facial hair..
    					vic.
 | 
| 24.4415 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Thu May 18 1995 16:40 | 3 | 
|  | Er, can we keep the discussion to cars please?
Chris$fascist_mod.
 | 
| 24.4416 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY |  | Thu May 18 1995 17:13 | 6 | 
|  |     
    �1 CBH
    
    Chris, I was expecting a comment from you on this :-)
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4417 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Thu May 18 1995 20:59 | 3 | 
|  | I was too busy sulking!
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4418 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Fri May 19 1995 09:32 | 3 | 
|  | Hmm...There are 2 Alfasud cloverleaf-type efforts in the WLC car park.  I 
haven't seen one for years, and suddenly 2 of them pop up in the same car park.
Very smart looking little motors they are too. 
 | 
| 24.4419 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point ... | Fri May 19 1995 09:47 | 6 | 
|  |     Wait 'till 5.00, and there'll just be two piles of brown dust!
    
    ;-)
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4420 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Fri May 19 1995 10:26 | 1 | 
|  | You'd be surprised at the nick they're in...nice wheels too.
 | 
| 24.4421 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point ... | Fri May 19 1995 10:34 | 6 | 
|  |     Nice cars, in all fairness. I'd certainly be seen in one.
    
    I always did like the GTV6's (sp?) ....
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4422 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Fri May 19 1995 11:16 | 10 | 
|  |     .4418
    
    i used to have a Sprint (the coup� version). real nice to drive, great
    engine that would rev freely to the red-line, but lots of rust, very
    poor in-car heating and very expensive servicing. the in-car heating
    was the biggest hassle - on foggy sorts of evenings you just had to sit
    there for ten mins while the windscreen demisted, and on really cold
    days, you had to wear sweaters, coats etc to keep warm.
    
    ric
 | 
| 24.4423 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Mist in Broceliande | Fri May 19 1995 11:24 | 7 | 
|  |     re .4422
    
    That's what Italian car ownership is all about though. Naff heating,
    dodgey electric, suspect ergonomics, but bucket loads of character and
    driver appeal.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4424 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Fri May 19 1995 11:42 | 13 | 
|  |     
    re:.4421
    
    John Rutter used to have one of those (is he in Geneva these days with
    the rest of what was IBOS?!) - I think he used to enjoy driving it
    almost as much as the Integrale he had before that, judging by the
    slides he used to perform around SBP...
    
    Then again it's a pity any of the IBOS team disappeared off on other
    contracts, Ian had a TVR Griffith 500 which is sadly missed in the
    car-park!
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4425 |  | YUPPY::BUSH | Alive and Kicking | Fri May 19 1995 12:49 | 10 | 
|  |     
    	On the A13 in Essex.
    Porsche 911 (with the 930 nose job)
    
    	A 911 CAN
    
    Now does that mean a 911 can (as in tin can) or a 911 can (do anything
    you want it to.)
    
    	Tony B.
 | 
| 24.4426 |  | COMICS::FLANDERSD | I remember the look in your eye | Mon May 22 1995 08:01 | 8 | 
|  | 
Posing round the carpark at Ocean Village on Saturday
M11 TVR
(on a Griffith 500 of course)
DjF
 | 
| 24.4427 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Mon May 22 1995 10:37 | 5 | 
|  |     Driving into Dover on my way home last night, I saw a cracking Griffith
    500, roof down, old codger driving, blonde bimbo in the passenger
    seat... Reg M500 GUS
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4428 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | She speaks ponyards | Mon May 22 1995 10:41 | 8 | 
|  |     He obviously owns a Gravis Ultrasound, then.
    
    [ahem]
    
    Sorry, thought this was 501CLB::GAMES
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4429 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY |  | Mon May 22 1995 10:50 | 6 | 
|  |     I saw     VO 6280     on a Volvo yesterday. It was on British style
    no. plates.
    
    Where does this come from ? 
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4430 | I'm going to do it anyway.... | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Cannibalise Legalbis | Mon May 22 1995 10:56 | 1 | 
|  | D'you reckon it's worth creating a reg plate topic, to keep Chris quiet/happy?
 | 
| 24.4431 |  | ULYSSE::BUXTON_M | A black belt in Kno Kan Doo | Mon May 22 1995 12:42 | 10 | 
|  |     
     Saw an interesting BMW today but havnt a clue what it was, it was
     very flat, low to the ground and the back resembled a Lancia 
     Stratos.
    
     Looked like it could do the business,
    
     Mark.
    
     PS: It had Monaco plates on it.
 | 
| 24.4432 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | You call _that_ a personal name? | Mon May 22 1995 13:00 | 4 | 
|  |     
    M1?
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4433 |  | BAHTAT::CARTER_A | UK P6000 Curator | Wed May 31 1995 12:39 | 4 | 
|  |     White BMW :-	CRA1G
    Aging VW Camper :-	CRU15R (this must be worth more than the van)
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.4434 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Menace to Sobriety | Fri Jun 02 1995 10:08 | 11 | 
|  | Last night, as well as seeing a roller with "RR II" as its reg plate, coming 
out of the same cul-de-sac 10 minutes later was a small convoy of rather 
splendid cars;
a Dark blue TVR Chimera
a BRG Lotus Elan SE2
a Yellow Lotus Esprit
Don't know what was going on in Reading last night, but there was some major 
money in Shinfield...
 | 
| 24.4435 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Fri Jun 02 1995 10:11 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Maybe they just got lost on their way to Hartley Wintney.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4436 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Menace to Sobriety | Fri Jun 02 1995 10:12 | 6 | 
|  | Maybe they were on the way back fom Dan/Ed/Trev's house...
<private "joke", sorry!>
 | 
| 24.4437 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | You call _that_ a personal name? | Tue Jun 06 1995 08:49 | 28 | 
|  |     
    The archetypal Autobahn incident.
    
    We were passing Stuttgart yesterday in a torrential downpour and the
    road was literally awash. Thankfully, and unusually, this stretch is 3
    lane, rather than just 2, because two cars ahead of us a car (I think it
    was a Renault Laguna, but I'm not 100% sure) suddenly snapped left into 
    the central crash barrier, span around to stove the nose in as well and
    then bounced back across the outer and centre lane. I guess the car had
    been doing about 90 mph (from my own speed of about 70) and he ended up
    straddling the outer and central lane. 
    
    Fortunately, myself and the BMW ahead avoided him (he was still moving
    when the BMW went past), and everyone behind us slowed when they saw
    our hazard warning lights, but this showed me just how dangerous the 
    Autobahns can be, as it's easy to drive too fast in poor conditions,
    just because most of the other cars are.
    
    I think it's safe to say that only good fortune (and probably the BMW's
    ABS) prevented this incident turning into one of those much reported
    multi car pile ups often heard of on the Autobahn's in poor weather.
    
    I'm happy to travel around at 110+ Mph in the dry, but some people seem
    to consider that that kind of speed is just as acceptable in the wet
    and if you think tailgating's a problem in the UK, take a drive to
    Austria, via Munich, one day!
                                                              
    Mark 
 | 
| 24.4438 | lower speed limit in the rain ye/no? | FAILTE::BURNETTD | I have a cunning plan! | Tue Jun 06 1995 14:42 | 5 | 
|  |     don't autobahns have lower spped limit when it's raining???? or is this
    another fable I've picked up along the way?
    
    Dave
    
 | 
| 24.4439 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | You call _that_ a personal name? | Tue Jun 06 1995 14:46 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Some sections have speed limits 'bei Nasse', but I don't believe that
    there's a blanket speed limit for wet conditions.
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4440 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue Jun 06 1995 14:47 | 5 | 
|  |     
    I thought that was just in France?  The autobahns tend to have lower
    mandatory speed limits at junctions I think...
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4441 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue Jun 06 1995 14:47 | 1 | 
|  |     <clash>
 | 
| 24.4442 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Tue Jun 06 1995 15:13 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Last night going home from work,
    open two seater, looked like an old time Bentley racer  - with a
    a rowing boat prow of a rear end, huge steering wheel, 
     doing a good 70 along the M4.
    
    Certainly stood out from all the jelly moulds ! 
 | 
| 24.4443 | Christmas Eve! | CHEFS::UKSTATIONERY |  | Thu Jun 08 1995 15:46 | 11 | 
|  |     Seen in passing, this morning, coming into the car park of the Acre
    Road site (that's RYO, location code freaks), undertaking as I was
    moving across Acre Road to enter the car park myself, a Nissan Micra,
    doing about 30. What makes this even worse is that Acre Road is amongst
    other things, the building where the Digital creche is sited, and there
    is a clearly marked 5mph speed limit....remember, at any time of the
    day going into the Acre Road site you must make sure you are doing no
    more than 5 mph...kids/parents can't always react quickly to a speeding
    car.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4444 | c1986 | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Thu Jun 08 1995 16:21 | 3 | 
|  |     This reminds me of the Acre Road Suicide Club...
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4445 |  | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, North PSC, Birmingham UK | Thu Jun 08 1995 16:22 | 1 | 
|  |     ... now _that_ is going back a bit!!!
 | 
| 24.4446 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Thu Jun 08 1995 16:23 | 1 | 
|  |     8^)
 | 
| 24.4447 | "Enjoy driving, do you?" "Nah, I drive a Micra" "Oh." | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Menace to Sobriety | Thu Jun 08 1995 16:31 | 3 | 
|  | re 24.4444
Did that involve Nissan Micras as well, perchance?
 | 
| 24.4448 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | DECUS  Dublin 11-15 September'95 | Thu Jun 08 1995 16:39 | 6 | 
|  | re.4447:
No, but vehicles ranged from Vauxhall Cavalier 1300 to Porche 924 Turbos.
I believe the Porche 924 Turbo was the record holder.
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4449 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Thu Jun 08 1995 16:56 | 3 | 
|  |     I was right up there in my Manta, all it took was guts. Errr.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4450 |  | CHEFS::UKSTATIONERY |  | Thu Jun 08 1995 17:00 | 4 | 
|  |     Enlighten us as to the exact details of this 'Suicide Club' if you
    would...
    (:^'
    
 | 
| 24.4451 |  | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, North PSC, Birmingham UK | Thu Jun 08 1995 17:15 | 3 | 
|  |     I thought that a Saab Turbo got the record!
    
    mb (a piffling 97 in a BMW325)
 | 
| 24.4452 | ARSC | VANGA::KERRELL | DECUS  Dublin 11-15 September'95 | Thu Jun 08 1995 17:20 | 6 | 
|  | re.4451:
The Saab 900 Turbo @approx. 105mph was beaten by the Porche 924 Turbo @approx.
110mph (even though the driver wimped out quite early). 
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4453 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Thu Jun 08 1995 18:13 | 5 | 
|  | I don't know the details, but it sounds similar to the event that
often took place on the short stretch of dual carriageway outside
Welwyn... my record was a measly 66mph I think.
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4454 |  | VANGA::KERRELL | DECUS  Dublin 11-15 September'95 | Fri Jun 09 1995 07:47 | 4 | 
|  | I don't think you could do it on a dual-carriageway. You need a short quiet road
with a deadend and an escape path as a sharp right or left just before the end.
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4455 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:23 | 3 | 
|  |     I made over 90 in my Manta. Should we tell 'em the rules?
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4456 |  | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:32 | 2 | 
|  |     My Calibra parked on stones, with all four wheels missing on my front
    drive :^(
 | 
| 24.4457 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:34 | 7 | 
|  |     re.Laurie
    
    	Yes please.
    
    re.Greg
    
    	You're kidding?
 | 
| 24.4458 |  | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:35 | 5 | 
|  |     >>  re.Greg
    >>        You're kidding?
    
    I wish I was.
    
 | 
| 24.4459 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:36 | 3 | 
|  |     Oh jeeez. Sorry to hear that mate.
    
    Still, good excuse to get some sexy ones instead.
 | 
| 24.4460 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:36 | 1 | 
|  |     Did you have locking wheel nuts or anything on them?
 | 
| 24.4461 |  | BAHTAT::HILTON | Beer...now there's a temporary solution | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:37 | 2 | 
|  |     No locking wheel nuts, it's a company car. I'm investigating adding
    them.
 | 
| 24.4462 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Not long before the end... | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:39 | 9 | 
|  |     re .4459
    
    �Still, good excuse to get some sexy ones instead.
    
    Knowing the car in question, it already had them.
    
    Greg, my commiserations.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4463 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | Captain Cagoul | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:44 | 5 | 
|  |     
    It's suprising that locking wheel nuts aren't standard on all cars with
    alloy wheels these days.
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4464 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:47 | 7 | 
|  |     Me too. I wouldn't consider alloys without locking wheel nuts, for the
    small cost and extra insurance they give. Alas, they're not standard -
    dealers find it convenient to charge 'a little extra' just as you're
    leaving the showroom... :-)
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
 | 
| 24.4465 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | Captain Cagoul | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:54 | 13 | 
|  |     
    � Alas, they're not standard - dealers find it convenient to charge 'a 
    � little extra' just as you're leaving the showroom... :-)
    
    Not always. My car has locking wheels nuts, provided by those nice
    people at Rover :^) An 8 valve Calibra is a dear enough car to justify 
    fitting locking wheel nuts even if they added the cost onto the price
    of the car!
    
    I don't believe Greg (or anyone else) would mind paying 10 quid extra
    to avoid this!
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4466 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Not long before the end... | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:54 | 6 | 
|  |     re .last couple
    
    Locking wheel nuts came as standard on my Rover 420GSi. Seem to be
    standard on all Rovers with alloy wheels.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4467 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Not long before the end... | Fri Jun 09 1995 09:55 | 3 | 
|  |     .4465 and .4466
    
    Note Clash!
 | 
| 24.4468 |  | FORTY2::HOWELL | Just get to the point... | Fri Jun 09 1995 10:02 | 11 | 
|  |     re.Rover and locking wheel nuts
    
    Not with my mum's Metro GTi they weren't, but that's a while ago now.
    Maybe things have changed.
    
    Cheers,
    Dan
    
    P.S. You Reading bunch can forget my alloys - they're locked up,
    they're getting a bit shoddy round the edges, and they're only Minilite
    *replicas* anyway :-} !
 | 
| 24.4469 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Not long before the end... | Fri Jun 09 1995 10:04 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen in passing yesterday:
    
    A car transporter loaded with Coup� FIATs. Red ones, yellow ones, black
    ones. All looking dead sexy.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4470 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Fri Jun 09 1995 10:16 | 19 | 
|  |     
    re:.4469
    
    If it weren't for the dogs eh...?!!
    
    re: locking wheel nuts
    
    It all depends on whether they wheels are actually supplied with an
    actual locking nut, or whether there is just a lockable (of sorts)
    cover over the top of the wheel nuts.  The lockable covers are mostly
    crap and wouldn't stop anybody intent on a set of shiny wheels.  A mate
    of mine couldn't afford the metric tyres required for the huge metric
    wheels on his new (second-hand) 535, so he bought a set of new imperial
    size wheels and tyres with 200 quid to spare over what the tyres
    themselves would have cost - but he didn't have a key for the old
    wheel covers.  The bloke at the garage just drilled off the lockable
    cover - no problem.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4471 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Menace to Sobriety | Fri Jun 09 1995 11:25 | 10 | 
|  | rathole cntd...
Yup, I believe locking wheel-nuts are standard on Rovers with alloys, now.  
They certainly appeared on my mum's 200, and my mate's 800.  Peugeot laughed, 
when my father suggested that they supply them free on his 205.  They basically 
said that it's not worth their while to fit them for no cost, particularly as 
virtually everyone is prepared to pay for them.  Gits.  If only they didn't 
make such fun cars...
rathole over...
 | 
| 24.4472 |  | OVAL::CARSON | Don't leave earth without one | Fri Jun 09 1995 14:18 | 5 | 
|  |     re .4469
    
    Clive - go for it. You've got the Carthorse, now the Racehorse!
    
    paul
 | 
| 24.4473 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Other days, other eyes | Fri Jun 09 1995 14:49 | 4 | 
|  |     Ahhh, the temptation. Mind you, a Volvo 850 T5 estate is almost as
    tempting.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4474 |  | CHEFS::UKFURNITURE |  | Fri Jun 09 1995 16:37 | 2 | 
|  |     Before this turns into UK_Vauxhall...re .4455 What exactly were the
    rules?
 | 
| 24.4475 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Mon Jun 12 1995 09:17 | 27 | 
|  |     Firstly you have to know about Acre Rd. In 1986 it was a little quieter
    than today, and the DEC site was a "real" one, not a warehouse and
    creche as it is today. The road itself, from the turn off (from the
    Basingstoke Road is it?) to the entrance to the site was some 300-400
    yards, and swiftly followed by a Ffyfes banana depot and a dead end. In
    other words, there was no escape route at the end. The road itself
    bends in a short 'S' before a straight around 200 yds or so long.
    
    The first rule was that one had to reach the highest speed possible from
    the point leaving the Basingstoke Road, and *still be able to turn into
    the site gates at a sensible speed, without stopping first*.
    Over-shooting invalidated the attempt. The second rule was that one had
    to have a passenger who was prepared to verify the speed, which, of
    course, meant that they had to have their eyes open...
    
    On arrival at work, we wrote our speeds down on a sheet of paper on the
    notice board. I verified JK's speed in his Saab turbo at well over a
    ton, but I forget the actual figure. I hit more than 90 in my Manta,
    and I think it was RW on his bike who really hit the big time,
    but I forget that speed too. The fastest car was JJ's Porche 924 turbo,
    which did 110mph.
    
    Once management spotted what the suicide club was, they squashed it and
    it went underground for a while, but died a death (haha!) when none of
    us could beat the 924 turbo.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4476 | The "good old days"! | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, North PSC, Birmingham UK | Mon Jun 12 1995 09:30 | 4 | 
|  |     Didn't RW attempt it in his Fiesta Lumo, or am i getting the initials
    mixed up?
    
    mb
 | 
| 24.4477 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Mon Jun 26 1995 14:42 | 16 | 
|  |     
    Too many to remember, but at the Goodwood Festival of Speed this
    weekend (anybody else make it there?  It was amazing...) there was a
    TVR Chimaera with the plate -
    
    	VIA 666
    
    ...and some sort of 911 with the plate -
    
    	666 RU
    
    
    ...as well as the usual "number plate matches car type" stuff.
    
    Chris.
    
 | 
| 24.4478 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Abertawe Riot Squad Elite | Tue Jun 27 1995 09:29 | 5 | 
|  | I had a rather surreal journey back up the M4, this week.  As well as passing a 
number of classic racing cars on trailers (Auto Union, Merc....), I passed two 
"convoys".  The first was a convoy of about 8 or 9 Trans Ams, and the second 
was a stream of Ford Capris, topped off by the loony who had chopped the back 
off one Capri, and was towing it as a trailer behind another.
 | 
| 24.4479 | Some Goodwood highlights? | UNTADI::SAXBY |  | Tue Jun 27 1995 09:33 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Is someone going to post a 'proper' seen in passing on the Goodwood
    Speedfest? A couple of number plates are surely not the highlight of the
    event?
    
    Mark
    
    PS Anyone been to the Nurburgring Oldtimer weekend before? 
 | 
| 24.4480 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Tue Jun 27 1995 09:42 | 7 | 
|  |     
    >>A couple of number plates are surely not the highlight of the event?
    
    Very true, but until I get more hours in the day it's going to have to
    wait...
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4481 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | lived eht pihsroW | Fri Jun 30 1995 13:58 | 2 | 
|  | Yellow d-reg mk1 (I guess) Elan.  Had a rather monstrous roll-bar type effort 
though.  It's like drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
 | 
| 24.4482 | What was it? | WOTVAX::ROWEM | Frank Gamballi's Trousers | Tue Jul 04 1995 19:08 | 10 | 
|  |     Saw an intersting Jeepy type thing this afternoon, I missed all the
    words on the back but it was something like this
    
    MUSSO	SSA??? ????
    
    I remember it sounded very "Chinese" (hope that doesn't offend anyone?")
    or maybe Korean?
    Anybody seem simmilar?
    
    Matt.
 | 
| 24.4483 | Ssangyong Musso | SNOFS1::PAUKAGABOR |  | Wed Jul 05 1995 01:35 | 9 | 
|  |     
    There is a Korean 4WD thing called Ssangyong Musso. I believe Mercedes
    Benz has a 5% interest in the car manufacturing arm of this company.
    Isn't Ssangyong the company that bought that Morgan type car company in
    Britain a few years ago? I can't remember the name of it now.
    
    
    Gabor
    
 | 
| 24.4484 |  | MOEUR7::VIPOND |  | Wed Jul 05 1995 07:54 | 3 | 
|  |     
    Do you mean Panther ? although I thought that they were Indonisian.
    
 | 
| 24.4485 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Wed Jul 05 1995 08:12 | 21 | 
|  |     At Castle Coomb racetrack last weekend lots of TVR's including
     the new Cerbera (?? spelling,name)
    
    For a TVR it is a big car, a 2+2, if the two are small teddy bears.
    Interest was around how you get in - no door handles or lock mechanism
     visible - must be by remote.
    Steering wheel has buttons for the windscreen wash/wipe, lights and 
     horn, and two dials and a fresh air vent showing through the bottom
     half of the steering wheel.
    
    Great conversation overheard by two people whose car (I guess) it was.
    
    1) looking around inside the drivers side
        " John, How do you open the bonnet ?"
    
    2) John comes over, looks around the drivers side, presses a few
    buttons.
        " Don't know - haven't found it yet."
        Shuts door and walks away.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4486 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY |  | Wed Jul 05 1995 08:27 | 13 | 
|  |     
    Tom,
    
    The trick is to knock on the door...Seriously...
    
    When the Cerbera was first shown at Motorfair a couple of years ago the
    people on the stand showed us that you just tap the door near the top
    and it opens!
    
    For a while it was reckoned this wouldn't make production, but last I
    heard it was definitely in...
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4487 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Wed Jul 05 1995 09:27 | 7 | 
|  |     
    re:.4483,.4484
    
    Must be Panther, apparently they were supposed to be starting
    production of the Solo again (rememeber that?!)
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4488 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | lived eht pihsroW | Wed Jul 05 1995 10:51 | 18 | 
|  | re .4486
I was seriously annoyed by this door opening thing....When I was in 
Comprehensive school, we were told to "re-design" something that would change 
our lives.  I was heavily into cars, and couldn't think of something that 
hadn't already been done.  I drew up designs for a door handle which was 
concealed below a weakened part of the door, which you simply pressed/knocked.  
I've still got the flamin' designs in the house...  should've bloody patented 
them.
Anyhow, parked next to 2 Lotus Elans last night, one of which was the final 
special edition one (M reg).  Kia take over production soon, and the cars 
should be in direct competition with the MGF and BMW (this could be the 
surprise package of the sector, if Kia can keep their build quality high).
Yep, Ssangyong, or someone, are restarting production of the Panther Solo (a 
skinnier version of the Lambo Diablo IMO).
 | 
| 24.4489 | Almost a Solo ... | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, North PSC, Birmingham UK | Wed Jul 05 1995 13:39 | 9 | 
|  | Re: .4487
    
>    Must be Panther, apparently they were supposed to be starting
>    production of the Solo again (rememeber that?!)
    
    "again" might be too strong a word, as they only made 15 Solos, and one
    of those was wrecked in the crash test required for approval!
    
    mb (who has driven Solo number 15!)
 | 
| 24.4490 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Thu Jul 06 1995 09:14 | 11 | 
|  |     
    re Cerbera
    
    Mark,  now that you mention it, re finding bonnet, there was a comment
     about 'try bumping it'
    
    
    SSangyong - this has the Merc 2.9 TD engine in it, petrol versions next
     year. I seen a few now, and it looks big and quite good - don't know
     what it is like to drive, though keeping a tenious thread with TVR, a
     mobile company stand extolling the TVR was towed in by a SSangyong. 
 | 
| 24.4491 | 'No Worries' Beetle Bash | CHEFS::UKSTATIONERY |  | Mon Jul 10 1995 09:23 | 14 | 
|  |     Seen in passing at the No Worries Beetle Bash, hundreds of Beetles,
    Campers, Karmann Ghias, a few really old Porsches. As with all these
    car conventions there were some hideous monstrosities that used to
    perfectly good cars, the worst examples being Beetles with huge Porsche
    911 style body kits and horrible paintwork.
    
    The worst wastes of time at the whole show were the cars with
    ludicrously big stereos in them. It's fair enough having a nice stereo
    in your car, but ripping the back seat out of a white montego to fit
    the speakers and amplifier in is just stupid...but people loved it.
    
    All in all an excellent weekend, which didn't cost me a penny, VIP
    tickets to thank for that, oh yes and The Prodigy played in the
    evening.
 | 
| 24.4492 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | UK OpenVMS counter intelligence | Mon Jul 10 1995 09:34 | 6 | 
|  |     Thought there were a fair few bugs and campers knocking around on
    Friday night.
    
    The explains it.
    
    Chris :-)
 | 
| 24.4493 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Mon Jul 10 1995 09:53 | 6 | 
|  |     
    Saw one of the new Fiat Coupes on the way down the autoroute yesterday,
    gorgeous thing it was, in dark blue.  They look much better than the
    advertisements and all the test drives have shown so far...
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4494 |  | WOTVAX::GILLILANDP | I've been mad for ******* years | Mon Jul 10 1995 13:49 | 7 | 
|  |   >>  Thought there were a fair few bugs and campers knocking around on
  >>  Friday night.
    
    And Sunday, getting in the way on the M6 and hogging the outside lane
    at 55mph.
    
    Phil Gill.
 | 
| 24.4495 | Buzz Buzz | WOTVAX::ROWEM | Frank Gamballi's Trousers | Mon Jul 10 1995 19:59 | 2 | 
|  |     Ahh so that's why you missed the race, damm insects.....
    Matt
 | 
| 24.4496 | When the train can't take the strain | COMICS::CORNEJ |  | Wed Jul 12 1995 11:41 | 9 | 
|  |     Maybe a bit off the subject, BWTH...
    
    On the P&O ferry coming back from Le Havre, two Euro star engines
    on *very long* low-loaders. The trucks were so long that they had to
    make a deviation through the port - the bollards all unscrew!
    
    Couldn't resist taking a snap of this one for posterity :-)
    
    Jc
 | 
| 24.4497 | Eurostar engine - did ya get the number (I didn't) | BBPBV1::WALLACE | dtn 841 3425 | Wed Jul 12 1995 19:24 | 7 | 
|  |     I saw what looked like a Eurostar engine heading North on the A34 (near
    the M40 junction) earlier this week on a v. long low loader, and with a
    two mile queue behind. 'Spose Railtrack are charging outrageous rates
    for access to the iron road.
    
    bye
    jw
 | 
| 24.4498 | Ferrari F1 Team - M1 | WARFUT::LEDGERD |  | Thu Jul 13 1995 09:14 | 9 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    	Traveling north on the M1 early Tuesday evening, passed 2 red
    artics south of junction 14, with Ferrari and sponsership badges
    displayed on the sides and front. I guess it was the F1 Ferrari team
    on the way to Silverstone, thought of ramming them ... then thought
    no need !!
    
    	David
 | 
| 24.4499 | Stop me and buy one ? | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Thu Jul 13 1995 09:43 | 6 | 
|  |     
    seen on a Bentley crossing thelwall this morning :-
    
    1CES
    
    
 | 
| 24.4500 | And MX5 on a yellow mx5 near DECpark reading | MOEUR8::VIPOND |  | Thu Jul 13 1995 10:50 | 4 | 
|  |     
    I actually saw a 'real' ie, not in a showroom, Bugatti eb110 a few weeks
    back in Fontainbleau. I didn't think people who bought these cars would
    actually drive them on the roads, especially in France. 
 | 
| 24.4501 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Thu Jul 13 1995 15:11 | 6 | 
|  |     
    re:.4500 and the Bugatti
    
    Perhaps Mnsr Schumacher fancied a jaunt across the country from Monaco?
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4502 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Thu Jul 13 1995 15:48 | 5 | 
|  | >    Perhaps Mnsr Schumacher fancied a jaunt across the country from Monaco?
    
Herr.  He's German, not French.
Chris$pedant.
 | 
| 24.4503 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Thu Jul 13 1995 16:04 | 4 | 
|  |     
    It was in context of the country, not the individual.
    
    Chris$defensive.
 | 
| 24.4504 | before I get too old | LEMAN::CHEVAUX | Patrick Chevaux @GEO, DTN 821-4150 | Thu Jul 13 1995 18:20 | 6 | 
|  |     I've seen several Bugatti's (all registered in France) in various
    places in France and Switzerland.
    
    Some friend told me he has seen a McLaren in Cannes, registered in Monaco.
                                                       
    Still waiting for someone to offer me a test drive ...
 | 
| 24.4505 |  | UNTADI::SAXBY | Hot and bothered in MUC | Fri Jul 14 1995 08:13 | 6 | 
|  |     � Still waiting for someone to offer me a test drive ...
    
    At the rate they're being crashed, you'll be lucky to find a drivable
    one! :^)
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4506 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | lived eht pihsroW | Mon Jul 17 1995 09:30 | 3 | 
|  | >>>*Seen in passing*
About 500 million quidsworth of F1, Touring cars, Porsches and classics.
 | 
| 24.4507 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Mon Jul 17 1995 09:42 | 4 | 
|  |     
    You under-estimate the cost of motoring these days Matt...
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4508 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | lived eht pihsroW | Mon Jul 17 1995 09:59 | 1 | 
|  | Aye, well when I were a lad....etc.
 | 
| 24.4509 | Incitement to commit armed robbery? | UNTADH::SAXBY | Something Olympian about him | Fri Jul 21 1995 09:29 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Spotted in Berlin last weekend :-
    
    Lots of Trabants, Wartburgs, Ladas...and a bright Red Ferrari F40, just
    moseying on down the Kurfustendamm (Berlin's Oxford Street and Covent 
    Garden in one).
    
    This is probably the very first time I've seen an F40 on the road.
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4510 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ |  | Mon Jul 24 1995 13:32 | 7 | 
|  | In Basingstoke today,  on the ring road......
A Snow Plough.
But its July, and one of the hotest days this year!
Jc
 | 
| 24.4511 |  | COMICS::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Mon Jul 24 1995 13:49 | 5 | 
|  |     Perhaps they've found a long lost tribe living on one of the higher
    summits of the mountain ranges on one of the larger roundabouts and are
    trying to clear a path to them. :-)
    
    tmp
 | 
| 24.4512 | No snow on us | FUTURS::BURRELL | Live long/prosper-live short/enjoy | Mon Jul 24 1995 13:57 | 6 | 
|  |     
    re:-2
    
    No, after complaints last winter that they weren't very quick to reacte
    to cold weather conditions, they're going to be *really* on time this
    year!
 | 
| 24.4513 | Nice road - soon change that! | VARDAF::CHURCH | Dave Church@VBE (DTN 828-6125) | Mon Jul 24 1995 14:48 | 12 | 
|  |     RE: .4510
    
    ## In Basingstoke today,  on the ring road......
    ##
    ## A Snow Plough.
    ##
    ## But its July, and one of the hotest days this year!
    
    Somebody has reported a road which has no holes in it eg. from road
    works etc. so they are sending it along to mess it up!
    
    Dave
 | 
| 24.4514 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Mon Jul 24 1995 16:11 | 7 | 
|  | All this talk about large roundabouts reminds me... I read in the local
paper that there are attempts to evict a load of smelly hippies who've
set up camp on the M11 J8 roundabout; I hadn't even noticed that they
were there, it's so bleedin big (in fact you can easily go around the
thing at well over 60mph!) (not that I've tried)
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4515 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | lived eht pihsroW | Tue Jul 25 1995 09:28 | 2 | 
|  | TVR umm...Taimar or Tasmin...  It was the "coupe" one that was about in the 
early 80s, I guess.  Anyway, you don't see many of them about...
 | 
| 24.4516 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Wed Jul 26 1995 13:40 | 7 | 
|  | Saw a Jaguar XJR parked at the local Sainsbury's (they must be brave,
as the local sport seems to be pushing discarded trollies down the
carpark to see where they end up!) (And the culprits are usually old
grannies!)  Very nice looking motor, with a tasteful aquamarine paint
job.
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4517 | :-) | COMICS::CORNEJ |  | Mon Jul 31 1995 10:49 | 9 | 
|  |     On the way into Basingstoke today I followed a UN convoy.  Now
    I know why the Serbs shell them.  Nothing to do with ethnic cleansing,
    its just road-rage ;-)
    
    Even when empty, they are slow and the A339 isn't quite Mt Egmon (sp?)
    
    Jc
    
    
 | 
| 24.4518 |  | CHEFS::GEORGEM | Let it out and let it in | Wed Aug 09 1995 11:13 | 5 | 
|  | >>>> *Seen in passing*
The b*stards who broke into my father's 205 and wrecked it with a drill, about 
2 hours later.  The police didn't give a monkeys, so it looks like it's going 
to be another case of "taking the law into your own hands".
 | 
| 24.4519 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Wed Sep 06 1995 10:31 | 7 | 
|  |     
    The trabant that was coming towards us on the wrong side of the road
    just outside Budapest airport with its bonnet somewhere where it's
    windscreen should be; the muffled screams of my mate alerted me enough
    to swerve, but it could have really screwed the holiday up!
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4520 |  | CHEFS::NASHD |  | Wed Sep 06 1995 10:49 | 10 | 
|  |     Early every Monday morning...
    
    a convoy of police motorbikes, cars and minibuses in front of and 
    behind a lorry with a small radiation sticker on the side. 
    
    I've seen it at various points on the A34 northbound, the M40 coming
    off at junction 10 to go along the A43.
    
    Anyone else seen it?
    
 | 
| 24.4521 |  | MOEUR8::VIPOND |  | Wed Sep 06 1995 12:03 | 3 | 
|  |     
    A new ford Scorpio near Copenhagen last week reg No,  FORD 1
    
 | 
| 24.4522 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ |  | Wed Sep 06 1995 12:04 | 10 | 
|  |     re .4520
    
    Was it still looking for Greenham Common :-)
    
    Jc
    
    (I've seen this as well.  I guess it has nasties inside (or is it just
    the decoy :-)
    
    
 | 
| 24.4523 | Suspicious Convoy | MUGGER::WILLIAMSH | Huw Williams Digital Warrington | Wed Sep 06 1995 14:21 | 15 | 
|  | Seen on the M74 South of Glasgow,
5 identical dark green artic trucks (army issue!)
1 green tractor unit with no trailer, as a spare for the above 
1 big green breakdown truck
1 big green fire engine
2 green sherpa vans full of squaddies in full combat gear, guns 'n all
2 white sherpa vans full of policemen
2 white police motorbikes, fore and aft.
All doing a sedate 50 mph.
I wonder what the trucks were carrying? 
Huw.
 | 
| 24.4524 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Missing, presumed fed. | Wed Sep 06 1995 15:28 | 5 | 
|  |     re .4523
    
    Trident warheads.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4525 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Wed Sep 06 1995 15:58 | 5 | 
|  |     re-2
    
    why not try flagging them down and asking? 
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 24.4526 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | UK OpenVMS counter intelligence | Wed Sep 06 1995 16:30 | 5 | 
|  |     ?668 VPL
    
    The VPL bit made me laugh this morning...
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4527 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Wed Sep 06 1995 19:40 | 3 | 
|  | uh... why?
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4528 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Missing, presumed fed. | Thu Sep 07 1995 09:30 | 1 | 
|  |     Visible Pant Line
 | 
| 24.4529 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | UK OpenVMS counter intelligence | Thu Sep 07 1995 10:13 | 5 | 
|  |     Cheers,
    
    I had to mail him the answer...
    
    :-}
 | 
| 24.4530 |  | REOPC2::WHITEHEADJ | Under the stars | Thu Sep 07 1995 14:28 | 3 | 
|  |     On the M3 last night:
	H1 CAT
 | 
| 24.4531 | In Passing | FAILTE::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Sep 08 1995 10:10 | 6 | 
|  | 
On the M9 yesterday  CUE 4 1T 
			Stuart
 | 
| 24.4532 | A1 Ken (me!) | CHEFS::SURPLICEK |  | Fri Sep 08 1995 11:20 | 3 | 
|  |     On A33 this morning.
    
    	A1 KEN
 | 
| 24.4533 |  | YUPPY::RAVEN |  | Wed Sep 13 1995 12:40 | 15 | 
|  | On the way to work yesterday I was driving from Newbury to the M4 using the A34.
I noticed on the other side of the road a new Astra Estate parked high on a 
grass verge. I thought thats funny? A car that new being just left...So much
for delivery drivers.
On the way home Berkshire local radio had a news item about a transport driver
traveling from Birminham to Southhampton. When he got to Southhampton he found
I car less than he had started with. He contacted all the local police and they
put a search out for the car. It was found later on a grass verge on the side 
of the A34. The driver was charged for having a dangerous load...or something
simular.
Got to laugh haven't you !
K.R.
 | 
| 24.4534 | Red BMW on the M40! | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, M&U PSC, @BBP | Wed Sep 13 1995 13:06 | 14 | 
|  |     Now it is not unusual to see a Red BMW 5 series, and on the M40 just
    North of Banbury it is not unusual to see cars with optional blue
    lights fitted behind the front grill. The strange thing was that _this_
    unmarked Police car also had a kiddie-sun-blind stuck on the offside
    rear side window.
    
    It used to be fairly easy to spot plain clothed cop cars (no GB
    stickers, less than 3 years old, always clean etc), but it seems that
    they are starting to disguise themselves a lot more nowadays.
    
    What next, will they start towing caravans?
    
    mb
    
 | 
| 24.4535 | Dark Blue Senator on M1 | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Missing, presumed fed. | Wed Sep 13 1995 14:39 | 6 | 
|  |     If you drive on the M1 in W. Yorkshire quite often then beware. There
    is a rather dirty L reg unmarked Vauxhall Senator pulling up
    unsuspecting victims. It wasn't towing a caravan, but did have a
    tow-bar. I've got the registration if anyone wants it.
    
    Balders
 | 
| 24.4536 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Wed Sep 13 1995 16:10 | 5 | 
|  | I'm not sure if I've already mentioned it, but apparently Essex police have
an old red Volvo 340 (I think) that they use to nick speeders.  Certainly
not what I'd have expected to look out for!
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4537 | ...and unmarked Police bikes... | IOSG::MITCHELLE | Pigs all fed and watered,  and ready to fly | Wed Sep 13 1995 17:19 | 6 | 
|  | Oxfordshire had/have an unmarked motorbike - I saw a dark blue large Kawasaki,
with the rider wearing ordinary black leathers, (and the one I saw had a cloured
helmet - not the usual Police issue white!)  So just 'cos it's two wheels and
not a BMW doesn't mean you can try racing it! :-) 
Elaine 
 | 
| 24.4538 |  | REOPC2::WHITEHEADJ | Under the stars | Thu Sep 14 1995 10:02 | 3 | 
|  |     Essex Police have a lot of unmarked cars of all ages and varieties.
    Jane.
 | 
| 24.4539 | Too True!! | YUPPY::CZERESM |  | Thu Sep 14 1995 10:15 | 10 | 
|  |     Re last.
    
    Very true on the M11 over the past week i have seen them
    use  an old stlye Rover 820 green one, a BM 3series in Red
    all betwwen M25 and the Stansted jnc. interesting looks
    on their victims :]
    
    Regards
    
    Mark
 | 
| 24.4540 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Thu Sep 14 1995 10:32 | 4 | 
|  |     Y'know, this obsession by the British Police with catching motorists
    amazes me...
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4541 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Thu Sep 14 1995 10:37 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Perhaps they aren't obsessed with "catching motorists" as such, but by
    using unmarked cars they can easily avoid the mobile roadblock
    situation that is often caused by a heavily marked police presence and
    catch the stupid sods who are really being a danger to the motoring
    public.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4542 | re .4540 | BBPBV1::WALLACE | Casper the friendly merchandising opportunity | Thu Sep 14 1995 10:47 | 2 | 
|  |     Y'know this obsession of British motorists of evading being
    legitimately nicked for an act which they know to be illegal...
 | 
| 24.4543 | Lots of things are illegal! | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, M&U PSC, @BBP | Thu Sep 14 1995 13:27 | 9 | 
|  |     ... but sadly they don't catch enough motorists who drive in lane 2 for
    miles and miles with a clear inside lane, or posers with mountain bikes
    obscuring their lights and numberplates, or morons with kilowatt rear
    fog lamps blazing in conditions of good visibility, or the ones that
    don't turn lights on in conditions of poor visibility, or brain deads
    who only signal (if at all) after they start their manouver, or, etc
    etc,
    
    mb
 | 
| 24.4544 |  | RIOT01::KING | Mad mushrooms | Thu Sep 14 1995 13:56 | 9 | 
|  |     <rathole, rathole, rathole>
    
    re:.4543
    
    That's 'cos there are too many drivers around who do things like that.
    They haven't been educated properly, simple as that (either that or
    they are complete <pre-moderated>).
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4545 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Thu Sep 14 1995 15:34 | 8 | 
|  |     RE: .4543
    
    Exactly my point. You forgot the front fog-lights, which drive me
    spare, and tail-gaters, who are crazy. The plod just sticks to the easy
    targets... If they allocated the same resources to other forms of
    "crime", they'd be a lot more effective.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4546 |  | BRUMMY::MARTIN::BELL | Martin Bell, M&U PSC, @BBP | Tue Sep 26 1995 10:07 | 10 | 
|  |     Seen on a Green Range Rover Vogue SE, outside the Lea Marston Hotel and
    Leisure Centre yesterday, registration number:
    
    11
    
    ... yup, thats it, just _eleven_ - no letters. Also, the plate
    consisted of two silver vertical strips on a black background, which
    must be pushing the limits of legality!
    
    mb
 | 
| 24.4547 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Tyro-Delphi-hacker | Tue Sep 26 1995 11:13 | 3 | 
|  |     It was probably Guernsey registered.
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4548 | Hmmm... | 2386::MCGOWAN |  | Tue Sep 26 1995 14:24 | 1 | 
|  |     Guess someone couldn't keep their pause off their plates :^)
 | 
| 24.4549 | Mistubishi Charisma | ULYSSE::BUXTON_M | A black belt in Kno Kan Doo | Tue Oct 10 1995 14:10 | 19 | 
|  |     
    Out doing a bit of VTT'ing in the Esterel (sp) mountains on Saturday
    I was politley asked to move to the side of the dirt track and keep
    my head out of shot, as a company were filming a new car ad.
    
    Next thing is a helicopter comes round the bend with a guy hanging
    out of it filming the car doing it's stuff. The car was a Mitsubishi
    Charisma.
    
    For the few seconds that I saw it before it dissapeareed into it's 
    own dust trail was nothing to write home about. Looked to me like
    a cross between a ford sierra and a <insert any Japanese name> run
    of the mill saloon,
    
    May warrant a closer inspection of the power plant and certainly
    warrant's a further inspection and full strip down of the blonde
    that was in the passenger seat,
    
     Mark.
 | 
| 24.4550 | N11 ONE | 42329::LEDGERD |  | Fri Nov 10 1995 16:30 | 15 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    	Seen yesterday morning on the M62 westbound just past Oldham, a new
    Toyota 4 by 4 ( model not known) with the reg
    
    	N11 ONE
    
    with a black rivet between the 1 and 1, so it read :-
    
    	NU ONE
    
    not bad !
    
    
    	David
 | 
| 24.4551 |  | 45239::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Wed Nov 15 1995 12:24 | 9 | 
|  |     
    For the second day running (sic) a SAAB going along the M4
     with a space-saver wheel on the left rear driver side.
    
    It's bright red so I couldn't miss it ! 
    
    She was going about 60mph, but I did not think these tyres lasted long.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4552 | Wind up or what?? | CHEFS::WEAVERD |  | Fri Nov 17 1995 14:42 | 8 | 
|  |     Not by me, but sworn evidence from wife and son.
    
    BMW 340i ????
    
    Is this true, if so anyone any clue as to peformance, must be
    proverbial from digging implement.
    
    Derek
 | 
| 24.4553 |  | 45644::WATSON | I'll Be Off Soon | Sun Nov 19 1995 15:32 | 6 | 
|  |     I doubt it would have a BMW badge but Alpina do a V8 4l conversion for
    the 3 series coup� I would expect it be called a B40 or something like
    that. The engine is based on the 540 unit, not the more interesting M5
    lump.
    
    Rik quite happy with 2.8l
 | 
| 24.4554 | a911 | 45426::CARSON |  | Mon Nov 20 1995 11:39 | 6 | 
|  |     Saw a nice black Porsche Carrera Cabriolet on the M4 Roundabout by
    Digital in Reading, plate was.. A911
    
    No doubt it's been seen before, must be a dealer jobbie
    
    paul
 | 
| 24.4555 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | UK OpenVMS counter intelligence | Mon Nov 20 1995 11:51 | 6 | 
|  |     Saw a BMW (something) with 470 NOB as the plate.  My girlfriend asked
    who in their right mind would pay for a plate like that ?  
    
    Naturally, I confirmed her worst suspicions.
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4556 |  | IOSG::DUTT | Nigel Dutt | Tue Nov 21 1995 09:18 | 4 | 
|  |     I saw a BMW at the weekend, driven by a 40-something woman, with a
    number  - A1 5LAG
    
    I'm still wondering why?
 | 
| 24.4557 | Who came before ? | WOTVAX::16.194.208.3::sharkeya | James Bond uses Loginn | Tue Nov 21 1995 18:42 | 6 | 
|  | Saw a nice yellow sports car
	N1NTH
Alan
 | 
| 24.4558 | outside the G.L. in Viables | COMICS::SUMNERC | UK OpenVMS counter intelligence | Thu Dec 14 1995 14:31 | 8 | 
|  |     A pinapple yellow Tigra, not sure on the model.
    
    
    Any ideas ?          
    
    Chris
    
    PS. And yes, I thought it looked great in yellow...
 | 
| 24.4559 | EEZ 001 | 49033::SMITH_M | Martin Smith, Evry (F). - 858 4896. | Wed Dec 20 1995 12:00 | 5 | 
|  |     I didn't think Belgium issued 'personal' license numbers,  but I saw
    the above number on a Belgian car yesterday. Shame about the leading 
    zeros.
    Martin.
 | 
| 24.4560 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Goldy in Wonderland | Wed Dec 20 1995 12:01 | 5 | 
|  |     Somewhere in Berkshire or Hampshire yesterday on a sports type car:
    
    	MAR 10N
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4561 | Jean Alesi | VARDAF::CHURCH | Dave Church@VBE (DTN 828-6125) | Tue Jan 02 1996 08:26 | 6 | 
|  |     In Juan-les-Pins on New Years eve [late afternoon] I ended up with Jean
    Alesi in a rather nice Ferrari [convertable] behind me. Surprised that
    only 1 person came over to shake his hand especially as we were
    crawling along...
    
    Car was registered in Genoa [Italy] so perhaps it wasn't his :-)
 | 
| 24.4562 | Mclaren F1.... | WOTVAX::HATTONM | I could fit in an unmod'ed Mclaren, at half the price | Tue Jan 02 1996 12:31 | 5 | 
|  |     
    Mclaren F1 in silver (yuk!!), trade plates, leaving Solihull for M42 ,
    Wed 27-Dec.... some accelaration !!!
    
    -MARK-
 | 
| 24.4563 |  | KERNEL::PLANTC | To tell you the truth, Not so much! | Tue Jan 02 1996 16:28 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
    
    dog having a pooh on a private walk-way!
    
    
    disgusting and yet impressive! :))))
 | 
| 24.4564 |  | WOTVAX::HILTON | http://blyth.lzo.dec.com | Fri Jan 05 1996 10:49 | 2 | 
|  |     DB7, shiny, red, dealer plates on it!
    
 | 
| 24.4565 |  | OGRI::63536::BELL | Martin Bell, M&U PSC, @BBP | Wed Jan 17 1996 12:53 | 20 | 
|  | On the M62 to M6 North sliproad, a black, low slung, sporty looking
Mercedes with the registration
TUR600M
being driven by a complete w*nker. Whilst i was overtaking a lorry on the
two-lane section he came storming up behind me at great speed, slowed down
at the very last minute and sat inches from my rear bumper pulling faces,
then decided to try to _undertake_ me (remember, i was overtaking a lorry
at the time), decided that he couldn't get through, braked and slew back
out behind me. As i pulled over to the left he sped past me (again pulling
aggressive faces and waving his fists at me), and raced up behind a Sierra
who happened to be in the right hand lane (short cutting a RH bend). He sat
on the Sierra tail for a few seconds, flashing his lights, and as the Sierra
signalled left to pull over, he decided that he would undertake again, nearly
took the Sierra out, swung back into the right-hand lane and squeezed past
before shooting off at high speed for a good 200 or 300 yards before getting
stuck in the usual M6 contraflow queues. From the way he was driving i am
surprised that he even got as far as a motorway without killing himself and
many others!
 | 
| 24.4566 | Phone the cops | WOTVAX::BURNETTD | I have a cunning plan! | Wed Jan 17 1996 13:53 | 9 | 
|  |     re -1.... phone the cops! Twonks like that should be taken out and
    shot!
    Just note the date/time/location etc and get someone elses reg no,
    preferably someone else he cuts up and tell the boys in blue.. they
    will go and pay him a visit.. preferably in the small hours!
    
    Dave$cant_stand_murderous_eejits_in_cars!
    
    
 | 
| 24.4567 | reg "EMP10Y" | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Wed Jan 17 1996 16:38 | 8 | 
|  |     
    mid aged girlie, new BMW 3 series something or other...  reg  "EMP10Y" !!??
                      
    Why would you want "employ" on a car like that ??? unless or course you
    are a contractor ??? 
    
    - MARK -
    
 | 
| 24.4568 | There are limites! | 45607::KERRELL | salva res est | Thu Jan 18 1996 07:45 | 5 | 
|  | re.4565:
I can understand why you are angry but should you be calling people winkers?
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4569 | are you on a diet? | OGRI::63536::BELL | Martin Bell, M&U PSC, @BBP | Thu Jan 18 1996 09:25 | 9 | 
|  |     Dave,
    
    i was actually using Cockney rhyming slang "Wonkers", which comes from
    Willy Wonker, because the driver was acting like a prick!!!
    
    ;-)
    
    
    mb
 | 
| 24.4570 | Multi Coloured | WOTVAX::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Wed Jan 24 1996 09:54 | 7 | 
|  | 
Picture this if you can "B reg" Escort estate car with every panel a different
colour , not just a slap dash job either but a proper spray shop job , pity	
about the choice of car though .
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.4571 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Wed Jan 24 1996 10:00 | 4 | 
|  |     I saw a Renault 5 yesterday with vivid green front spotlamps.  They
    were a serious emerald colour.  Hmmmm
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 24.4572 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | UK OpenVMS counter intelligence | Wed Jan 24 1996 10:23 | 6 | 
|  |     re the escort.
    
    VW have released a Polo called the Harliquin with different coloured
    body panels..
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4573 |  | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Wed Jan 24 1996 10:38 | 4 | 
|  |     
    ...I suppose it makes quality control in the paintshop easier !
    
    G.
 | 
| 24.4574 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | UK OpenVMS counter intelligence | Wed Jan 24 1996 10:43 | 4 | 
|  |     And ordering replacement body panels - you just take what's available.
    
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4575 | Read in passing - From BIKE mag. letters page | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Thu Feb 08 1996 10:08 | 30 | 
|  |                    "I thought that your readers may appreciate a 
                   snippet spotted in a recent issue of Pilot 
                   magazine...
                   Two members of the Lothian and Borders
                   traffic police were out on the
                   Berwickshire moors with a radar gun
                   recently, happily engaged in apprehending
                   speeding motorists, when their equipment
                   suddenly locked-up completely with an 
                   unexpected reading of well over 300mph.
                   The mystery was explained seconds later
                   as a low flying Harrier hurtled over
                   their heads. The boys in blue, upset at
                   the damage to their radar gun, put in a
                   complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat
                   chastened when the RAF pointed out that
                   the damage to police resources might have
                   been more severe. The Harrier's
                   target-seeker had locked on the 'enemy'
                   radar and triggered an automatic
                   retaliatory air-to-surface attack.
                   Luckily the Harrier was operating
                   unarmed.
                   I suspect that there are a few bikers
                   that would have preferred the Harrier's
                   weapons systems to have been fully
                   armed!"
                 
 | 
| 24.4576 | I LIKE IT!!!  I LIKE IT!!! | CHEFS::POWELLM | The x3030 contractor. | Thu Feb 08 1996 12:46 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.4577 |  | ERMTRD::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Thu Feb 08 1996 12:59 | 7 | 
|  |     >>                   been more severe. The Harrier's
    >>                   target-seeker had locked on the 'enemy'
    >>                   radar and triggered an automatic
    >>                   retaliatory air-to-surface attack.
    
    
    	Can you get these items at Halford's to fit an Astra ??
 | 
| 24.4578 | Re .-1 yes they do! | BPSOF::BROWN | Chris Brown | Fri Feb 09 1996 12:44 | 11 | 
|  |     They sell under the covert title of ALARMS.  
    
    	Auto
    	Lock-on
    	Anti
    	Radar
    	Missile
    
    If you ask LeasePlan and your CC Mgr nicely, I'm sure they'll oblige!
    
             - Chris -
 | 
| 24.4579 | Alarms not just for cars | BBPBV1::WALLACE | UNIX is digital. Use Digital UNIX. | Sat Feb 10 1996 15:53 | 7 | 
|  |     In the appropriate circumstances, you might find a Harrier setting off
    an ALARM, with a slightly different definition:
    	Air
    	Launched
    	Anti
    	Radar		(usually they say Radiation?)
    	Missile
 | 
| 24.4580 | Hummmm? | OGRI::63536::BELL | Martin Bell, M&U PSC, @BBP | Sat Feb 10 1996 19:41 | 14 | 
|  |     Re: .4575
    
    Sadly, i believe that Police radar guns only measure speeds of up to
    140mph, so the article is just a little bit "imaginative"! Also, radar
    guns have a limited range under which they can accurately measure
    speed, and the 500 or so mph Harrier would only be in detection range
    for a few seconds - thus i think that this story is somewhat
    "Fairytale".
      
    But then again, if the US Stealth Bomber has the radar profile of a
    garden pea, there is hope that normal cars could become immune to
    Police radar, thus "anti-plod" missiles may not be required!
    
    mb
 | 
| 24.4581 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Mon Mar 11 1996 11:29 | 12 | 
|  |     (been out of here for a while)
    
    On the M40 a few weeks back,  a low-loader carying a yellow Reliant
    Robin van.  Nothing too unusual except for the name on the Van...
    
    
    Trotters Independent Traders
    
    I'm told that at least one more program is "in the can".
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4582 |  | WOTVAX::CARTER_A | The Turtle Moves! | Mon Mar 11 1996 11:51 | 11 | 
|  |     On the way to work this morning.
    
    An Escort towing a Fiesta.
    
    So?
    
    The tow rope was a set of jump leads !!!
    
    Obviously didn't know a very, very nice man.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.4583 | Cor Blimey | COMICS::SUMNERC | For Sale: 2 doors, unwanted gift | Mon Mar 25 1996 08:51 | 14 | 
|  |     Oxford, Saturday, Tea Time.
    
    A Metallic Black Saab Convertible with the reg  SAAB 1
    
    
    Henley, Sunday,  Lunch Time.
    
    A Metallic Black Saab Convertible with Ulrika Johnsen and Hunter from
    Gladiators, reg unknown :-}
    
    
    Both cars were being driven with the Rag Top down.
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4584 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Hug my pillow | Mon Mar 25 1996 08:54 | 7 | 
|  |     Sunday lunchtime, Southampton.
    
    A big black Merc (I think) with the registration plate:
    
    	12 PM
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4585 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Mr. Creosote | Mon Mar 25 1996 09:43 | 5 | 
|  | Heard in passing, several times over the weekend: some git with an unfeasibly 
loud car stereo.  Someone is going to be stone deaf before their time, I 
think...
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4586 | The police 'asked' them to use a "5" | WOTVAX::WATSONR | Lambs... so cute... but so tasty ! | Mon Mar 25 1996 10:56 | 14 | 
|  | �    A Metallic Black Saab Convertible with the reg  SAAB 1
    
    Seen regularly in Histon (Cambridge). Navy blue 900 Turbo convertible
    with registration...
	 5AAB    
    Not surprisingly, it's owned by Buckingham Stanley, the Saab dealer in
    Cambridge. It's the MD's wife's car, he drives an old Saab wreck !
    (I know... some would say they all are !)
Ross
(whos 900 Turbo is in Histon right now)
 | 
| 24.4587 | and now a motorbike... | CHEFS::NASHD |  | Mon Mar 25 1996 14:04 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen in Northampton on Sunday
    
    a Kawasaki something-or-other with the reg:   B1 1CER 
    
    	set to look like BIKER
    
    
 | 
| 24.4588 | WOW, the Cobra sounds good... | CHEFS::GROOMN | Beer is Life, the rest is detail | Mon Mar 25 1996 20:09 | 22 | 
|  |     I was in a bar on sunday afternoon, an amazing place !  It is situated
    inside an old workshop which just happens to double as the owner's
    garage for his classic car collection.  Some of his "toys" included ;
    
    AC Cobra
    GT 40
    XK 140
    Porsche Spyder
    AM DB6
    Ferrari 3??
    Alfa ???
    A couple of jag XJ coupe's
    TR6
    MG Roadster
    MK II Cortina !!
    + a couple of others.
    
    I'm going back for lunch this week armed with a camera.  Unfortunately
    the bar, "Gasoline Alley" is in Auckland.........
    
    
    Nev.
 | 
| 24.4589 | lurvely motor mate..... | CHEFS::CZERESM |  | Tue Mar 26 1996 13:04 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Just seen Stratstone delivering a gleeming new Aston DB7 outside
    the bank today!!! in metalic racing green. 
    One of the best looking cars on the road (imho)
    
    Depressingly 
    
    Mark :)
    
    p.s. even worse, the owner is same age as me!!! and got it from 
    his bonus.....  
 | 
| 24.4590 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Hug my pillow | Wed Mar 27 1996 13:06 | 5 | 
|  |     In the DECpark car park, a red Vauxhall something estate (I think):
    
    	B1 GMA, re-postiioned to read BIG MA
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4591 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Mr. Creosote | Wed Mar 27 1996 14:25 | 5 | 
|  | >    In the DECpark car park, a red Vauxhall something estate (I think):
    
I dunno, she knows what colour it is but not the model.  Typical woman.  :)
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4592 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Hug my pillow | Wed Mar 27 1996 15:49 | 5 | 
|  |     You git! I dashed back from shopping at lunchtime and the car I parked 
    opposite was a red Vauxhall estate. I'm not so sad that I'll run round
    to the back of it to check the model!
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4593 |  | IOSG::LOCKWOOD | Do you like our owl? | Thu Mar 28 1996 08:42 | 8 | 
|  |     
    	Dunno if someone mentioned it before, and I'm not searching 4000
    	replies...
    
    	The MR2 in Dec Park's car park with the reg no. Y MR2 T...  Or is
    	it the other way round?  Whatever...
                                                         
    	Pete
 | 
| 24.4594 | ARV and Ambulance down Basingstoke rd | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Thu Apr 04 1996 16:52 | 7 | 
|  | This lunch time 'racing' down Basingstoke road, reading. 
A Thames Valley ARV Landrover (Armed Response Vehicle) followed by an
ambulance, both with blue lights and sirens.
Simon
 | 
| 24.4595 | ? | CHEFS::CROSSA | Tree, Tree, Tree Hugger! | Thu Apr 04 1996 17:29 | 12 | 
|  |     >> Basingstoke road, reading.
       A Thames Valley ARV Landrover (Armed Response Vehicle)
    
                        
     Well the police should be more than aware of the law regarding
    'reading' while driving!!! Very dangerous.
    
    
    			Stretch.
    
    P.S I thought most ARV's were Senators. Speed of respose etc . A
    landrover seems to be an odd choice of vehicle for the job.
 | 
| 24.4596 | Back to number plates | WOTVAX::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Apr 05 1996 10:19 | 7 | 
|  | 
Spotted last weekend in Tyndrum on the way to Fort William   A316 BMW
on an unbadged 3 series , one can only ask why bother .
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.4597 | E Types | WOTVAX::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Apr 05 1996 10:22 | 10 | 
|  | 
Spotted on the back of a trailer yesterday making their way out of Edinburgh
possibly to Knockhill   , two E Type Jaguars old and slightly dented but
with roll cages inside . 
There was some writing on the side of them  " Try it in an E type " or something
along those lines. 
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.4598 |  | CHEFS::BRIGGS_R | they use computers don't they | Tue Apr 09 1996 09:51 | 11 | 
|  |     
    re -.2. Vincents (Reading BMW dealer circa 87 when I got a 3 series)
    used to get stocks of numbers (as, I guess, most garages do) and they'd
    let you choose from the 100 or so they had at any one time. Amongst
    these was a selection of numbers that they'd obviously requested that
    had anything like BMW in the number (e.g. BWM, MBW and, of course,
    BMW). They never had anything that was worth much. It was a nice touch
    though because there could easily have been a number that had
    significance to someone (e.g. their initials).
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.4599 | silly No plates... | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Wed Apr 10 1996 12:10 | 7 | 
|  |     
    old type merc sl  reg     BAD 150 Y   sapced out to read "BAD BOY"
    
    how sad....
    
    - MARK -
    
 | 
| 24.4600 | Butcher Perhaps ? | CHEFS::BETTS_C |  | Wed Apr 10 1996 12:18 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Even sadder !!!
    
    Old type Mitsubishi Shogun   FAG60T  with the '6' broken to read FAGGOT.
    
    
    Rgds
    Chris
    
 | 
| 24.4601 | Make up your own mind | CHEFS::GROOMN | Beer is Life, the rest is detail | Wed Apr 10 1996 22:26 | 3 | 
|  |     That Shogun is owned by a hairdresser in Winnersh.........
    
    Nev
 | 
| 24.4602 |  | KERNEL::IMBIERSKIT | Good frames, Bad frames... | Thu Apr 11 1996 10:54 | 1 | 
|  |     ... I saw it yesterday in Winnersh!
 | 
| 24.4603 | How do THEY know that !!! | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Thu Apr 11 1996 12:16 | 6 | 
|  |     
    re last two notes.....  how do they know it belongs to a hairdresser
    %*))
    
    - MARK -
    
 | 
| 24.4604 | Only in Slough | PANIC::IAN |  | Wed Apr 17 1996 13:06 | 15 | 
|  |     On the approach to Slough from the M4
    
    H18 JAG on a Sovereign
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    A Daimler Sovereign, that is.
    
    Needles to say, the driver was wearing a hat
 | 
| 24.4605 |  | CHEFS::NASHD |  | Fri Apr 19 1996 12:31 | 6 | 
|  |     Just south of Newbury yesterday, on the A34
    
    A BMW with reg. number   
    		5 OLD  
    
    it looked like SOLD
 | 
| 24.4606 |  | WOTVAX::DODD |  | Mon Apr 22 1996 11:57 | 7 | 
|  |     Outside Harrogate
    
    N 15 UZU
    
    On an ISUZU of course.
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4607 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Cyclops no more! | Mon Apr 29 1996 10:00 | 9 | 
|  |     Seen on Sunday night, on the E40, about halfway between Ostend and
    Brussels:
    
    One of those Swiss covered-in motorbike jobbies; the ones with the
    dropping legs to stop it falling over when it stops. Belgian registered
    too. I've never seen one in the flesh before; most peculiar, and
    covered in advertising decals.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4608 | M1AOU purring along... | CMOTEC::JASPER | Stuck on the Flypaper of Life | Mon Apr 29 1996 15:55 | 6 | 
|  |     
    
    M1AOU on a Volvo 850 estate in reading.
    
    
    Tony.
 | 
| 24.4609 | Road legal touring car ??? | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Tue Apr 30 1996 10:04 | 18 | 
|  |     
    Yesterday at approx 14:00 leaving the B'ham Bis Park....
    
    white/blue volvo 850 saloon complete with touring car decals and colour 
    scheme, not sure if they are this years scheme, and "Rydell" in
    lettering on the passanger door windows !!!  It did look like the real
    thing except for the alloy wheels and the "slap 'ead" driving it.  It
    definately wasn't Rikard !!
    
    Didn't see the front properly at all and the badge at the back only
    said 850 but the acceleration was quite brisk...
    
    Has anybody else seen this ????
    
    Regards,
    
    - MARK -
    
 | 
| 24.4610 |  | WOTVAX::DODD |  | Wed May 15 1996 14:57 | 5 | 
|  |     on an MGF
    
    L 3 FUN
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4611 |  | WOTVAX::stus.olo.dec.com::HATTOS | Che moto, che cul ! | Fri May 17 1996 08:24 | 7 | 
|  | Thanks to Chris Loane for spotting this one.
H4 TTO
And no, I don't know whose it is, and yes I wouldn't mind having it!!
Stuart H4TTO
 | 
| 24.4612 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | Cyclops no more! | Fri May 17 1996 09:14 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen parked in Brussels on Wednesday night, on some Uk-reg. Jap
    "sports" car:
    
    B1TAS
    
    Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4613 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Fri May 17 1996 09:53 | 7 | 
|  |         �   H4 TTO
        
        Seen that quite a lot in Basingstoke. It belongs to the guy
        who owns the "World Entertainment & Music" shop at the top of
        town whose name, I believe, is Hatto.
        
        Ian.
 | 
| 24.4614 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Mon May 20 1996 10:37 | 6 | 
|  |     Range Rover on the M42 last night.
    
    4 FWD
    
    
    Chris.
 | 
| 24.4615 | Saturday - Dunstable | WOTVAX::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Mon May 20 1996 16:32 | 5 | 
|  |     TOP 7OY
    
    with the 7 distorted to look like a T - on a Disc or similar
    
    Nick
 | 
| 24.4616 | IM ME | WOTVAX::BURNETTD | I have a cunning plan! | Thu May 30 1996 13:06 | 5 | 
|  |     Range Rover on the M8 recently
    
    IM ME
    
    Dave
 | 
| 24.4617 |  | WOTVAX::DODD |  | Thu May 30 1996 13:28 | 7 | 
|  |     In Chelsea
    
    M1 SLI
    
    On a merc SL500...
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4618 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | The future is Blue | Thu May 30 1996 14:16 | 12 | 
|  |     That reminds me, there's a very smart, large Citroen often in the
    DECpark car park:
    
    	B1 GPA
    
    with the letters spaced to read:
    
    	B1G PA
    
    Does it belong to a high powered secretary perhaps?
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4619 |  | 45480::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Thu May 30 1996 16:36 | 6 | 
|  | The other car has B1GMA, Spread to read B1G MA.
Husband and wife team perhaps.
Simon
 | 
| 24.4620 | BMW M3 Coupe | 42833::LEDGERD |  | Fri May 31 1996 10:02 | 15 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    	Seen this morning just outside the NLC, Warrington, a black
    M3 BMW Coupe, the reg read ....
    
    	M 300 UPE
    
    placed on number plate (with the help of rivet) to read ...
    
    	M3 COUPE
    
    thats a number plate !!
    
    
    David
 | 
| 24.4621 |  | CHEFS::CROSSA | Make mine a double double!!! | Fri May 31 1996 10:14 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen in Reading a couple of times this week.
    
    Number plate is N5 XGO on a bright red NSX. Plate reads NSX GO. 
    
    
    			Stretch.
 | 
| 24.4622 |  | WOTVAX::HILTON | http://blyth.lzo.dec.com | Fri May 31 1996 21:02 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen a couple of weeks ago on the M1 near Sheffield, an 
    
    UNMARKED POLICE MOTORCYCLE!!
    Metallic blue, rider all in black!
    
    
 | 
| 24.4623 | One down in the SW | OGRI::63536::BELL | Martin Bell @BBP (M&U PSC) | Sun Jun 02 1996 10:33 | 13 | 
|  |     Greg,
    
    i was down in Plymouth last Friday, and the local morning news had a TV
    article about an unmarked Police bike that had just started patrols. It
    too was metallic blue, rider all black except for a fluorecent sash.
    There was a single forward-facing camera, plus a Police-Pilot speed
    calculator.
    
    They did show the number plate on the program, but i forgot to note it
    down but besides, bikes don't have front plates so you couldn't tell
    if he was behind you!
    
    mb
 | 
| 24.4624 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Mon Jun 03 1996 09:26 | 14 | 
|  |     Friday 31st May, M40 Between Junction 9 & 10 around 1900.
    
    Looked like a new Jaguar (it was a blue colour with white "tape" around
    the front, didn't dare try and catch it up as it was doing over the
    speed limit).  Any ideas ?
    
    Monday (today) A33 in Basinstoke around 0850.
    
    Red Jaguar, "4.2  CAT"
    
    
    Eagle Eyes  
    
    
 | 
| 24.4625 |  | WOTVAX::DODD |  | Mon Jun 03 1996 09:38 | 9 | 
|  |     
    JAG 44 at the road lunction just outside our house.
    
    I am unable to say whether there was a bolt in the expected place as it
    had just been driven in to the side of a Fiat Panda.
    
    All seemed amicable.
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4626 | HAIRDRESSERS | VYGER::GRAYJ | President of the world | Wed Jun 05 1996 00:30 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen in Ayr, A blue BMW M3 
    	reg,
    
    
    
    		M3  AYR   (cool or what!)
    
    		
 | 
| 24.4627 |  | CHEFS::BRIGGS_R | they use computers don't they | Wed Jun 05 1996 09:21 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen near Oxford Street last week...
    
    Aston Martin DB7 (or is it DB8? Anyway the #80,000 jobby) with the
    number A 5 TON  (ASTON). 
    
    Richard
 | 
| 24.4628 | Restaurant Owner? | COLA1::CADAMSON | [email protected] | Mon Jun 10 1996 13:52 | 4 | 
|  | Seen in South West - BMW M3 - Reg: M2 VEG
Had me in stitches
 | 
| 24.4629 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Wed Jun 12 1996 10:15 | 9 | 
|  |     A33 Basingstoke, last night 
    
    J19 ODE
        ^^^
    	   some people may appreciate that, others wont.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4630 | ??? | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Wed Jun 12 1996 10:32 | 7 | 
|  | �    J19 ODE
�        ^^^
�    	   some people may appreciate that, others wont.
        
        Put me down as a won't (or at least a don't).
        
        Ian.
 | 
| 24.4631 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Worry about it later | Fri Jun 14 1996 09:45 | 5 | 
|  |     On the A33 Swallofield bypass (can't remember what sort of car it was)
    
    	H1 CAT
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4632 | A Jag ? | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Fri Jun 14 1996 10:11 | 2 | 
|  |     
    
 | 
| 24.4633 |  | CHEFS::CROSSA | Opel Manta for sale - Call 7830 2919 | Fri Jun 14 1996 10:56 | 10 | 
|  |     Daimler Sovreign - Basingstoke Rd this morning.
    
    AGE 64
    
    And yes the driver looked that old. Does he buy a new plate each year
    though?
    
    
    
           		Stretch.
 | 
| 24.4634 |  | CBHVAX::CBH | Mr. Creosote | Fri Jun 14 1996 21:11 | 12 | 
|  | >�    J19 ODE
>�        ^^^
>�    	   some people may appreciate that, others wont.
>        
>        Put me down as a won't (or at least a don't).
an abbreviation of the much hated phrase `oh dear, etc', oft muttered by 
certain pedants when a spelling or grammatical mistake is spotted.  
Interestingly enough, one of the prime culprits still refuses to leave the 
mandatory two spaces at the end of a sentance!
Chris.
 | 
| 24.4635 | CBH ODE ??? | BPSOF::BROWN | Chris Brown | Wed Jun 26 1996 15:33 | 5 | 
|  |     re .-1
    
    ODE  ........  what's a "sentAnce"?
    
    C
 | 
| 24.4636 | M6F VV | TRUCKS::BEATON_S | I Just Look Innocent | Thu Jul 11 1996 14:59 | 9 | 
|  |     ... on a British Racing Green  MGF driving out of the Solent Business
    Park last night.
    
    The guy driving it obviously works for a company which sees good reason
    to keep a base on the South Coast... Maybe he works for Thomson Local 
    Directories... or one of the other big name companies in the park.
    
    
    Stephen  
 | 
| 24.4637 | "P" reg plates.... | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Thu Jul 11 1996 17:06 | 15 | 
|  |     
    Saab 9000 with reg A15AAB  sapced out as "A1 5AAB"....
    
    Anybody out to get/spot the plate P155OFF....
    
    of how about P165ICK or even....
    
    P165HIT !!!
    
    Do you think that the DVLA will let them out ????   Considering that
    they let PEN15 out then (Graham Parish the Truckl racer owns it) you
    might be in with a chance......
    
    - MARK -
       
 | 
| 24.4638 | No offence - on a Blue Cavalier | HIPS::WATSON | I'll always be here | Thu Jul 11 1996 17:53 | 3 | 
|  |     They let "K155 RKE" out, so they obviously have no moral std.s :-)
    
    Rik
 | 
| 24.4639 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Flying goldfish | Fri Jul 12 1996 08:22 | 3 | 
|  |     I want that number plate!!!!!
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4640 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Walk like Diva Plaistow | Thu Jul 18 1996 07:33 | 5 | 
|  |     On the M3 this morning, a red sports car (don't know what make it was):
    
    	RU55
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4641 | Nice if you have the money!!!! | CHEFS::CROSSA | It's getting better all the time | Fri Jul 19 1996 14:20 | 9 | 
|  |     Saw John Madjeski last night in one of his collection, not sure of the
    vehicle (looked like an E-type convertible) but it was bright yellow
    with a black stripe up the bonnet.
    
    B1 BYE
    
    
    
          		Stretch.
 | 
| 24.4642 |  | CHEFS::ast171.olo.dec.com::BIDDULPHM |  | Mon Jul 22 1996 08:59 | 7 | 
|  | Seen on M6 above Warrington this morning, new Jaguar, registration:
	ORBIT
Rgds,
mb
 | 
| 24.4643 | Was it his, or just a bit of overtime? | CHEFS::BETTS_C |  | Mon Jul 22 1996 16:28 | 10 | 
|  |     Seen on Sunday,
    
    A flash git in a the new Bentley Convertible, negotiating a roundabout north
    of Chipping Norton, at a fair ole speed.
    The 'Flash Git' just happened to be Jeremy Clarkson, don't you just hate 
    him.
    
    Rgds
    Chris  
                             
 | 
| 24.4644 | What were we saying about road rage ??? | CHEFS::CROSSA | It's getting better all the time | Mon Jul 22 1996 17:06 | 1 | 
|  |     Ramming speed!
 | 
| 24.4645 | my first P !!! | CHEFS::CZERESM |  | Thu Aug 01 1996 14:20 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Saw me first P reg motor being deleivered a couple of 
    hours earlier, outside me site in the city, a gorgeous
    silver S4 porsche with the glass leccie roof...
    
    not fair....
    
    cheers
    
    mark
 | 
| 24.4646 |  | TRUCKS::BEATON_S | I Just Look Innocent | Thu Aug 01 1996 14:30 | 19 | 
|  | Thought it was just me, but I something the other day which made larf...
I've thought for some time that the new Ford Transit looks like Mickey Mouse
from the front, especially white ones...
STand back from the front... check the shape of the grille, the wing mirrors are
the ears, etc.
Anyway, I was driving home last night and I came across a white Transit parked
at the side of the road. Its driver obviously agrees with me, 'cos  he had one
o'them cardboard sunvisor thingies set up inside the windscreen. The visor just
had a massive pair of Mickey Mouse ears painted on it which only served to
convince me that I've been right all along.
Incidentally if you get into a potential road-rage incident with a Transit
driver, just remember what the front of his van looks like and have a wee
chuckle to yourself.
Stephen.... Now back to popping some more pills...
 | 
| 24.4647 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Walk like Diva Plaistow | Thu Aug 01 1996 15:41 | 9 | 
|  |     I saw 3 P-reg cars in the space of about 10 mins this morning, round
    about 7.30am on the A33. I admit I did the whole journey from Soton to
    Reading trying to spot P-reg cars.
    
    A colleague here has just taken delivery of his P-reg Vectra. The guy
    at the garage said that nearly all the cars they have to deliver today
    (or are available for collection) are for Digital!
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4648 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Thu Aug 01 1996 20:55 | 11 | 
|  | >>    The guy
>>    at the garage said that nearly all the cars they have to deliver today
>>    (or are available for collection) are for Digital!
	Mine is one of them. Wadham Kenning actually allocate you a collection
	time - mine was 4:30.
	As I'm not actually in a hurry to lose my current car, it'll stay
	there for a few more days!
	Ian.
 | 
| 24.4649 | ;-) | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Walk like Diva Plaistow | Fri Aug 02 1996 08:32 | 3 | 
|  |     If you're in no hurry to collect your new car, can I collect it please?
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4650 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Sun Aug 04 1996 22:02 | 6 | 
|  |         >If you're in no hurry to collect your new car, can I collect it please?
        
        Help yourself!  I'd much rather have a 3 year old Peugeot 405
        Estate than a brand new Astra.  :-(
        
        Ian.
 | 
| 24.4651 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Everyone else but me | Mon Aug 05 1996 09:49 | 3 | 
|  |     What's wrong with a brand new Astra?
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4652 | Pardon ? | WOTVAX::BARRETTR |  | Mon Aug 05 1996 10:21 | 8 | 
|  |     Re: .4651
    
    Is this a trick question ?
    
    Rick.
    
    ;-)
    
 | 
| 24.4653 | I didn't think Astras were that bad | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Everyone else but me | Mon Aug 05 1996 10:24 | 6 | 
|  |     No, it's not a trick question, it's just me with my stupid hat on. I
    just can't understand why someone would say no to a brand new Astra,
    unless of course their current car is unreplaceable. As I said, if
    there is a brand new car going begging, I can find it a good home.
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4654 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Mon Aug 05 1996 10:52 | 9 | 
|  |     I think the 405 is indeed "unreplaceable" - at least at the price
    it was 3 years ago.  I don't want to give mine back but the people
    at leaseplan keep reminding me! 
    
    result is either an inferior car (IMHO) at the same price or pay out
    rather more to keep the same level of "benefit".
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4655 | *seen in passing* | WOTVAX::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Wed Aug 07 1996 10:55 | 8 | 
|  | 
Yesterday afternoon a Gold Coloured  Rolls Royce getting loaded onto the back
of the   AA  breakdown truck ......
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.4656 | R5GT Turbo - explosive power !! | WOTVAX::BARRETTR |  | Wed Aug 07 1996 11:15 | 15 | 
|  |     A few weeks ago :-
    
    A Renault 5 GT Turbo's engine explode whilst on the M62 between
    Warrington and Liverpool. Plonker cut me up and then tried to stop me
    overtaking him. He put his foot down - hit about 95mph and then exit
    stage left what looked like a piston with connecting rod still
    attached. 
    
    I did feel sorry for him - but I have to confess to smiling smugly at
    him as I cruised past him !!!
    
    There is justice afterall !!
    
    Rick
    
 | 
| 24.4657 | a landlady? | IOSG::TYLDESLEY |  | Wed Aug 07 1996 13:41 | 3 | 
|  |     Caversham, yesterday, white Peugeot estate, registration:
    BED 51T. 
    DaveT
 | 
| 24.4658 | blooody nutters | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Thu Aug 08 1996 09:27 | 17 | 
|  |     this morning on the M6 Northbound, just past Knutsford :-
    
    Rover 4something or other, being driven (mostly) in the middle lane,
    weaving into the nearside and back to the outside lanes at random
    intervals for no apparent reason... on closer, cautious inspection I
    discovered that the Lady driver was making notes on a notepad on the
    steering wheel and presumably looked up occassionally to discover she
    was in a different lane !
    
    Then, a couple of miles further on, a car that appeared to be being
    towed by an artic at around 60-70mph .... as I passed  (again very
    cautiously) I realised it wasn't being towed.... the driver had a mobile
    phone tucked under his chin, and was flicking through a report in a
    ring binder balanced on his steering wheel, all the while staying a
    consistent half-a-cars-length from the tailboard of a 38 ton artic !
          
    Graham
 | 
| 24.4659 |  | OGRI::63536::BELL | Martin Bell @BBP (M&U PSC) | Thu Aug 08 1996 09:33 | 8 | 
|  | Graham,
you should have written both their registrations down and then called
the police on your hand-portable mobile phone!!!
8-) 8-)
mb
 | 
| 24.4660 | advanced driving positions? | IOSG::TYLDESLEY |  | Thu Aug 08 1996 09:38 | 6 | 
|  |     >> the driver had a mobile phone tucked under his chin,
    This is really catching on! On a short drive to work this morning I
    counted seven (moving) vehicles with drivers in this position (bent
    heads keeping 'phone in place leaving two hands free for the wheel!).
    I'll obviously have to get one myself! :-)
    DaveT
 | 
| 24.4661 |  | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Thu Aug 08 1996 09:59 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    >> counted seven (moving) vehicles with drivers in this position (bent
    >> heads keeping 'phone in place leaving two hands free for the wheel!).
    >> I'll obviously have to get one myself! :-)
    
    except that he was using one of the free hands to hold the ring binder
    and the other to turn the pages !
    
    G.
 | 
| 24.4662 | Car kit | COLA1::CADAMSON | [email protected] | Thu Aug 08 1996 11:24 | 10 | 
|  | Funny, isn't it?
For 130 quid they could have a hadn free kit instlalled and not expose 
themselves or others to such danger.
Of course that might sdimply give them more hands free with which to read notes, 
make a cup of coffee, use the horn generously etc...
Craig.
 | 
| 24.4663 | Not on expesnses | KERNEL::BURNST |  | Thu Aug 08 1996 12:33 | 3 | 
|  |     Unless it was a company car and the company wouldnt pay for it !!!!
    
    Trev.
 | 
| 24.4664 | Better than map reading ? | WOTVAX::SHARKEYA | LoginN - even makes the coffee@ | Fri Aug 09 1996 11:49 | 5 | 
|  |     I have seen people reading the newspaper whilst driving up the
    motorways.
    
    Alan
    
 | 
| 24.4665 | News items | CHEFS::LINCOLN_J |  | Tue Aug 20 1996 13:31 | 23 | 
|  | 	Seen in papers recently -
	Petrol Fights Back
	------------------
	Misubishi will soon launch new model (Europe next year) 
	with an ultra lean burn engine. Said to give 35% better
	fuel economy than previous equivalent which is 10% better
	than diesel. I have also read that other manufacturers
	(BMW?) are close behind on this one.
	Multi Coloured Cars
	-------------------
	A paint finish with tiny prisms in it will produce cars
	that appear to be a different colour according to the 
	angle from which they're viewed.
	
	I quite like the sound of the first item but the second
	one?.
	-John
 | 
| 24.4666 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue Aug 20 1996 13:39 | 10 | 
|  |     re .last,  multi-coloured cars
    
    Does this ring any bells?
    
    	Is this your car sir?
    	What is the registration number?
    	What colour is it?   -  you're nicked - its red!
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4667 |  | WOTVAX::WATSONR | Lambs... so cute... but so tasty ! | Tue Aug 20 1996 13:55 | 5 | 
|  | � cars that appear to be a different colour according to the 
� angle from which they're viewed.
    I've seen quite a few Mk IV Cortinas with this paint finish.
 | 
| 24.4668 |  | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Tue Aug 20 1996 14:10 | 13 | 
|  |     
    re :- colours
    
    there used to be several variations of this of this using Metalflake
    (tm), CandyFlop (I think) and Pearl something or other... I assume this
    takes the process one stage further.
    
    There was also something called Greeble - but I never could work out
    what that was.....
    
    Graham
    
    
 | 
| 24.4669 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Tue Aug 20 1996 15:16 | 2 | 
|  |         I've got an Astra that looks blue in Vauxhall's brochures but
        purple when seen in real life.
 | 
| 24.4670 | gey?  I meant grey | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Tue Aug 20 1996 15:20 | 6 | 
|  |     I've got an astra that is supposed to be charcoal gey but looks
    purple.
    
    But then again I'm colour blind. 
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4671 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue Aug 20 1996 15:21 | 9 | 
|  |     In an ATS office,  awaiting approval of a replecement tyre....
    
    ATS man says into phone (re my Pug) "it used to be white".
    
    Jc
    
    P.S. I think I'll order that colour for my next car!
    
    
 | 
| 24.4672 |  | CHEFS::BRIGGS_R | they use computers don't they | Wed Aug 21 1996 09:21 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Re -.2. My Frontera is supposed to be 'Graphite'. Depending on the
    light it can look black, deep purple or (my favourite) bronze. The
    latter requires strong morning or late afternoon sunlight. No, I'm not
    joking, many people have commented. We drove to Spain on holiday with
    some friends. When we drew up in a campsite in Southern France the
    first evening my friend's wife commented on how the car had 'changed'
    colour since we left England!
    
    Richard.
 | 
| 24.4673 | At least one in the country | CHEFS::LINCOLN_J |  | Wed Aug 21 1996 10:38 | 3 | 
|  | 	On the A33 last evening, BMW Z3 in light blue.
	-John
 | 
| 24.4674 | ;-) | CHEFS::BEATON_S | I just loooooooook innocent ! | Wed Aug 21 1996 12:13 | 1 | 
|  |     I used to have a car that turned red every time I drove past my bank.
 | 
| 24.4675 |  | CHEFS::LINCOLN_J |  | Thu Sep 19 1996 10:56 | 4 | 
| 24.4676 | Good. | CURRNT::CARSON |  | Thu Sep 19 1996 12:35 | 6 | 
| 24.4677 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Thu Sep 19 1996 12:49 | 9 | 
| 24.4678 |  | COMICS::FLANDERSD | Pas de deux - Father of twins ! | Thu Sep 19 1996 15:14 | 11 | 
| 24.4679 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Mon Sep 23 1996 09:49 | 6 | 
| 24.4680 |  | WOTVAX::CARTER_A | I've seen the Teapot | Mon Sep 23 1996 11:50 | 5 | 
| 24.4681 |  | FUTURS::CROSSLEY | For internal use only | Wed Sep 25 1996 09:52 | 7 | 
| 24.4682 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | I have absolutely no idea | Wed Sep 25 1996 12:57 | 5 | 
| 24.4683 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Wed Sep 25 1996 13:03 | 10 | 
| 24.4684 |  | PLAYER::BROWNL | [email protected] | Wed Sep 25 1996 13:42 | 5 | 
| 24.4685 |  | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Wed Sep 25 1996 14:10 | 5 | 
| 24.4686 |  | PANIC::IAN |  | Thu Sep 26 1996 13:54 | 5 | 
| 24.4687 |  | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Thu Sep 26 1996 14:19 | 4 | 
| 24.4688 | OTHER NO: PLATES | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Fri Sep 27 1996 12:03 | 8 | 
| 24.4689 | worth checking out | AIMTEC::STDBKR::Burden_d | Keep Cool with Coolidge | Tue Oct 01 1996 20:04 | 4 | 
| 24.4690 | Sobering thought for the day | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Tue Oct 01 1996 22:31 | 23 | 
| 24.4691 |  | POMPY::LESLIE | Andy Leslie, 847 6586 | Wed Oct 02 1996 12:27 | 7 | 
| 24.4692 |  | CURRNT::CARSON |  | Wed Oct 02 1996 13:14 | 13 | 
| 24.4693 | Put your red and blue flashers on, it helps | BBPBV1::WALLACE | No cold war! No peace dividend? | Wed Oct 02 1996 20:20 | 9 | 
| 24.4694 | A bit safer (but not much) | WOTVAX::16.194.208.3::SHARKEYA | The older I get, the better I was | Thu Oct 03 1996 16:40 | 4 | 
| 24.4695 | one for all us kiddies..... | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Fri Oct 04 1996 08:40 | 6 | 
| 24.4696 |  | CHEFS::ast171.olo.dec.com::BIDDULPHM |  | Mon Oct 07 1996 13:05 | 7 | 
| 24.4697 |  | CHEFS::BUSH | Alive and Kicking | Mon Oct 07 1996 16:02 | 7 | 
| 24.4698 |  | 43626::RKE | Pellucid Pussycat | Tue Oct 08 1996 08:21 | 9 | 
| 24.4699 |  | POMPY::LESLIE | Andy, living in a Dilbert world | Tue Oct 08 1996 16:34 | 3 | 
| 24.4700 | Sneaker plod / new GATSO ?? | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Wed Oct 09 1996 11:37 | 12 | 
| 24.4701 | A snorter | MILE::JENKINS |  | Wed Oct 09 1996 13:40 | 14 | 
| 24.4702 | Warning signs | COMICS::FLANDERSD | Pas de deux - Father of twins ! | Thu Oct 10 1996 13:30 | 13 | 
| 24.4703 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu Oct 10 1996 13:50 | 3 | 
| 24.4704 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Thu Oct 10 1996 15:03 | 10 | 
| 24.4705 | Likewise Buckinghamshire border signs | WOTVAX::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Fri Oct 11 1996 07:56 | 1 | 
| 24.4706 | ..and I'm sure it is... | CHEFS::KING_I |  | Fri Oct 11 1996 08:53 | 2 | 
| 24.4707 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Fri Oct 11 1996 10:25 | 12 | 
| 24.4708 | Snap | WOTVAX::BELL | Martin Bell, North PSC, Birmingham UK | Mon Oct 14 1996 09:07 | 7 | 
| 24.4709 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Mon Oct 14 1996 10:04 | 6 | 
| 24.4710 | released next month | CHEFS::PANES | Sweet catatonia | Mon Oct 14 1996 13:55 | 4 | 
| 24.4711 |  | CHEFS::UKARCHIVING | Bearer of knackered golden dog | Mon Oct 14 1996 13:56 | 2 | 
| 24.4712 |  | CHEFS::PANES | Sweet catatonia | Mon Oct 14 1996 14:02 | 7 | 
| 24.4713 |  | 43626::GOLDY | Velvet goldfish | Wed Oct 30 1996 20:02 | 3 | 
| 24.4714 | Maybe it's just a shell by now. | BPSOF::BROWN | Chris Brown | Thu Oct 31 1996 09:22 | 4 | 
| 24.4715 |  | 43626::RKE | Pellucid Pussycat | Thu Oct 31 1996 10:22 | 4 | 
| 24.4716 | USA 1 | TAEC::SMITH | Martin Smith, Valbonne. - 828 5128 | Mon Nov 04 1996 08:38 | 4 | 
| 24.4717 | SEEN RECENTLY.... | WOTVAX::HATTONM | Waiting for JS to offer me a drive... | Mon Nov 04 1996 14:03 | 10 | 
| 24.4718 | jeep number | WOTVAX::BRUCEA |  | Mon Nov 04 1996 16:14 | 8 | 
| 24.4719 |  | 43626::RKE | Pellucid Pussycat | Mon Nov 11 1996 08:40 | 5 | 
| 24.4720 |  | OGRI::63536::BELL | Martin Bell @BBP (MMEC South IST in NSIS) | Mon Nov 11 1996 09:52 | 10 | 
| 24.4721 |  | POMPY::LESLIE | Andy Leslie, 847 6586 | Mon Nov 11 1996 10:08 | 3 | 
| 24.4722 |  | COMICS::FLANDERSD | Pas de deux - Father of twins ! | Tue Nov 19 1996 09:27 | 9 | 
| 24.4723 |  | ELIS::TOWERS |  | Tue Nov 19 1996 10:14 | 1 | 
| 24.4724 | Sad :-( | RTOMS::ADAMSONC | [email protected] | Tue Nov 19 1996 10:24 | 9 | 
| 24.4725 |  | POMPY::LESLIE | andy ��� leslie, DTN 847 6586 | Mon Dec 16 1996 11:25 | 7 | 
| 24.4726 |  | CURRNT::PAYNE_A | playing devils apricot | Wed Dec 18 1996 10:34 | 5 | 
| 24.4727 |  | POMPY::LESLIE | andy ��� leslie, DTN 847 6586 | Wed Dec 18 1996 11:52 | 1 | 
| 24.4728 | ..am I envious..? | CHEFS::KING_I |  | Wed Dec 18 1996 16:28 | 6 | 
| 24.4729 |  | VARDAF::CHURCH | Dave Church@VBE (DTN 828-6125) | Thu Dec 19 1996 12:13 | 5 | 
| 24.4730 |  | CURRNT::PAYNE_A | playing devils apricot | Thu Dec 19 1996 12:49 | 9 | 
| 24.4731 |  | CURRNT::CARSON |  | Thu Dec 19 1996 18:32 | 9 | 
| 24.4732 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Thu Jan 02 1997 12:15 | 8 | 
| 24.4733 | I don't know what he was happy about! | TAEC::SMITH | Martin Smith, Valbonne. - 828 5128 | Mon Jan 06 1997 12:49 | 7 | 
| 24.4734 | A Murdoch employee ?? | COMICS::FLANDERSD | Pas de deux - Father of twins ! | Tue Jan 07 1997 11:28 | 6 | 
| 24.4735 |  | 43626::GOLDY | Never forever, only the moment@ | Tue Jan 07 1997 14:17 | 5 | 
| 24.4736 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Tue Jan 07 1997 16:00 | 3 | 
| 24.4737 | !!! | WOTVAX::CARTER_A | Someone's at the door | Fri Jan 10 1997 14:39 | 7 | 
| 24.4738 |  | 43626::GOLDY | Perfect stare with perfect eyes | Fri Jan 10 1997 15:00 | 5 | 
| 24.4739 |  | WOTVAX::STONEG | Temperature Drop in Downtime Winterland.... | Fri Jan 10 1997 15:32 | 6 | 
| 24.4740 |  | WOTVAX::DODD |  | Fri Jan 10 1997 16:13 | 10 | 
| 24.4741 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Fri Jan 10 1997 16:17 | 8 | 
| 24.4742 | Dr Hertz? | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Fri Jan 10 1997 17:37 | 11 | 
| 24.4743 | CB's and old-style petrol pumps | RTOMS2::ADAMSONC | [email protected] | Fri Jan 10 1997 17:53 | 6 | 
| 24.4744 | The "Spark Gap" Transmitter. | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Sat Jan 11 1997 20:50 | 9 | 
| 24.4745 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Mon Jan 13 1997 13:22 | 6 | 
| 24.4746 |  | 43626::RKE | C'est moi, l'pussychat | Tue Jan 14 1997 12:53 | 6 | 
| 24.4747 | Long distance FM reception | CHEFS::LINCOLN_J |  | Tue Jan 14 1997 14:04 | 6 | 
| 24.4748 | :-) | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue Jan 14 1997 14:27 | 4 | 
| 24.4749 | Bumper stickers | CHEFS::HOLTAM_I | Imagine being the one without a bike ... | Wed Jan 22 1997 14:55 | 11 | 
| 24.4750 |  | 43626::GOLDY | The story of the blues | Tue Jan 28 1997 16:21 | 8 | 
|  |     On Saturday on the A33, a smart blue car (didn't see which make but
    it's a recent one):
    
    	KLE 1N
    
    Do you think it belongs to Calvin?
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4751 |  | CHEFS::16.194.64.225::Mark | ex skate | Thu Jan 30 1997 16:52 | 5 | 
|  | On the way from my house today.....
new style BMW 3 type touring estate with the No plate  "JUD 733" spaced out to
read "JUD7 33" with the 7 stylised to look like a "Y"....
Pity the "chick" didn't look like she matched the rest of her plate, but a 
fair bit older !!
 | 
| 24.4752 | Honda NSX | CHEFS::BETTS_C |  | Fri Jan 31 1997 08:35 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen in the DEC Park carpark on Thursday
    
    Bright Yellow Honda NSX, reg M2 NSX.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4753 | 1933? | PGREEN::SACKMANJ | Pedalo'ing the Internet | Fri Jan 31 1997 08:40 | 9 | 
|  |     Re: 4751
    
>>read "JUD7 33" with the 7 stylised to look like a "Y"....
>>Pity the "chick" didn't look like she matched the rest of her plate, but a 
>>fair bit older !!
    
    Maybe it's the year she was born?
    
    		Jon.
 | 
| 24.4754 |  | CHEFS::CLIFFE | I'll warp my own space-time ... | Mon Feb 10 1997 12:20 | 4 | 
|  |     
    Just had to add this :-).
    
    Seen on a Roller -	FAL1C
 | 
| 24.4755 | Butchers Van | WOTVAX::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Thu Feb 13 1997 11:12 | 11 | 
|  | 
I thought that this was quite funny on a Butchers Van in Queensferry the
	
reg was   MINCE   and not a mad cow in sight.
				Stuart 
		
 | 
| 24.4756 |  | KERNEL::WYETHS | Things that make you go mmmmm | Thu Feb 27 1997 12:28 | 11 | 
|  |     
    On the A30 in Basingstoke, a Volvo 440 with the reg no...
    
    
    		H I J K L
    
    Spaced exactly like that!! and the 1 was a straight line to look like
    an I.  Isn't that a bit naughty or is there a free for all on number
    plates now?
    
    Sharon
 | 
| 24.4757 |  | VAXCAT::RKE | C'est moi, l'pussychat | Thu Feb 27 1997 12:33 | 5 | 
|  | 
	Swanse seem to be alloing almost anything now. In the catalog for 
	the Oxford Sale they are adertising P1 LES.....
R.
 | 
| 24.4758 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Thu Feb 27 1997 13:42 | 9 | 
|  |     re .4756
    
    >the 1 was a straight line
    
    Sharon, if you look at other number plates you will notice that all
    "1"s are straight lines. No GB no. plates contain the letter I,
    however NI plates do.
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4759 | hmmmmmm | KERNEL::WYETHS | Things that make you go mmmmm | Thu Feb 27 1997 14:32 | 6 | 
|  |     
    OK OK... but what about the spacing???  That's not normal is it!
    
    Well I thought it was odd anyway! :)
    
    Sharon
 | 
| 24.4760 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Thu Feb 27 1997 15:47 | 5 | 
|  |     Yep, agree its not standard. Dunno if its illegal. Does anyone have the
    legal speak for the number and lettering size and spacing
    specifications for number plates ?
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4761 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | An angel in disguise | Tue Mar 04 1997 09:35 | 5 | 
|  |     On the M3 yesterday evening, a Jag with the number plate:
    
    	ROY 4L
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4762 | :-) | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Tue Mar 04 1997 10:47 | 5 | 
|  |     >ROY 4L
    
    Nah, I'm waiting for ROY570N 
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4763 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Sic Transit Gloria Mundi | Wed Mar 05 1997 16:07 | 4 | 
|  |     On the M180 yesterday in Lincs, two transporters loaded with Merc SLKs.
    I guess there will be some lucky people this weekend.
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4764 | NIGHTS | 45862::16.194.208.3::warder.reo.dec.com::sharkeya | Who am I now ? | Wed Mar 05 1997 18:50 | 4 | 
|  | On M6 - N16HTS - the 6 opened up to look like a G
Alan
 | 
| 24.4765 | 1NCE | CHEFS::ALLAN | Lady Golfers Have More Drive | Thu Mar 06 1997 08:51 | 6 | 
|  |     On the M40 - a Range Rover with 1N CE.
                                          
    Didn't see who was in it but Paul Ince the footballer was suggested
    here.
    
    Avril
 | 
| 24.4766 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Fri Mar 07 1997 09:42 | 6 | 
|  |     On the A34 south of Oxford yesterday.  An army ammo truck with smoke 
    coming out had caused the A34 Northbound to be closed at Didcot.  
    
    Rubber-neckers shunted on the Southbound.....sigh!
                                   
    Jc
 | 
| 24.4767 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Red goldfish | Wed Mar 12 1997 07:21 | 7 | 
|  |     On the A33 early this morning in heavy fog - a white Anglia Windows van
    with no lights on. I managed to make out the phone number on the bonnet
    and was just set to call up and leave a message complaining about their
    driver when he suddenly switched his lights on. He'd been driving for
    at least 5 miles with no lights on.
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4768 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Wed Mar 12 1997 08:15 | 4 | 
|  | Still make that call, what is to say he won't forget
in the future.
Simon
 | 
| 24.4769 |  | CHEFS::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Wed Mar 12 1997 09:19 | 5 | 
|  |     Of course, as a good driver, you will stop your car before making the
    call. Otherwise that would be like the pot calling the Kettle black!
    
    Ian
     
 | 
| 24.4770 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Red goldfish | Wed Mar 12 1997 09:23 | 3 | 
|  |     Ah! But I may have a hands-free car kit.
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4771 |  | CHEFS::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Wed Mar 12 1997 13:11 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    So how do you dial the phone number ? :-)
    
    
 | 
| 24.4772 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Wed Mar 12 1997 14:17 | 1 | 
|  | Voice recognition...
 | 
| 24.4773 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Red goldfish | Wed Mar 12 1997 14:46 | 1 | 
|  |     Telepathy.
 | 
| 24.4774 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Wed Mar 12 1997 15:34 | 3 | 
|  |         >>    Telepathy.
        
        Then why do you need a phone at all? :-)
 | 
| 24.4775 |  | VAXCAT::RKE | C'est moi, l'pussychat | Thu Mar 13 1997 07:32 | 8 | 
|  | >        >>    Telepathy.
        
>        Then why do you need a phone at all? :-)
	Well I for one have noticed that most other people ain't quite so 
	good at it!
R.
 | 
| 24.4776 | Cream Egg | RDGENG::HARWOODJ |  | Mon Mar 17 1997 09:48 | 9 | 
|  |     
    On sunday, on the A421 (I think) a Cadbury's Cream Egg.
    
    Obviously an advertising gimmick, but it caused a few drivers
    to loose their concentration.
    
    Does anyone know what chassis/vehicle this is based on ? 
    
    Judy
 | 
| 24.4777 |  | VAXCAT::LAURIE | Desktop Consultant, Project Enterprise | Mon Mar 17 1997 10:18 | 3 | 
|  |     I think it's Mini-based.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4778 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Mon Mar 17 1997 11:08 | 4 | 
|  |         I looked at one once when it was parked outside Woolworth's
        in Basinsgtoke. The tax disk revealed it as a Bedford Rascal.
        
        Ian.
 | 
| 24.4779 |  | CHEFS::KERRELLD | To infinity and beyond... | Mon Mar 17 1997 11:29 | 5 | 
|  | On the A33 this morning...someone eating their breakfast from a pot with a
spoon whilst driving. He hit the kerb at one point but this did not seem to
deter him.
Dave.
 | 
| 24.4780 | Cream Eggs on the Road | 45862::BIDDULPHM |  | Wed Mar 19 1997 17:40 | 5 | 
|  |     Loads of those Cream Egg motors at Cadbury World in Birmingham.
    
    Good place to go for cheap chocs and to see sweeties being made!
    
    Mike.
 | 
| 24.4781 | imagine!!! | CHEFS::CZERESM |  | Thu Mar 20 1997 10:50 | 11 | 
|  |     
    Lots of new gleaming Porcshe Boxters with an odd 911
    thrown in for good measure arriving on a transporter 
    in the city, not fair.....
    
    The pics i've seen in press do not do them justice,
    
    Cheers
    
    Mark
    
 | 
| 24.4782 | Motorbike with purple headlight - smoke on the 'motor' | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Thu Mar 20 1997 12:19 | 6 | 
|  | Several times in Reading I have a seen largish motor bike
with a Purple headlight!  What use is this and is it legal?
Mind you it does look 'interesting' as it hurtles up behind you.
Simon
 | 
| 24.4783 | :-) | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Thu Mar 20 1997 14:03 | 4 | 
|  |     It's a death ray - don't stare at it.
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4784 |  | 45862::rasmodem5.reo.dec.com::warbly::bell | Martin Bell @BBP | Sat Mar 22 1997 19:01 | 7 | 
|  | I saw this bike on the M40 on Sunday (16th) heading northbound
around the Maidenhead turnoff.
Dunno about the legality, but you certainly can't miss it, so it
must be "a  major contribution to road safety"!
mb
 | 
| 24.4785 |  | COMICS::FLANDERSD | Pas de deux - Father of twins ! | Mon Mar 24 1997 17:03 | 9 | 
|  | 
More daft(?) number platery
on a Lexus 400   B16
                 LEX
ho ho
Dave
 | 
| 24.4786 | Testarossa meets it's maker.. | KERNEL::LOANE | Comfortably numb!! | Mon Mar 24 1997 18:07 | 4 | 
|  |     ....lovely  (from  a  distance)  Testarossa being transported on the 
    M40; Reg # MIL 1035 spaced to look like MILIO 35....but it  was  the 
    SERIOUS  front-end and rear end (and driver side) damage that really 
    caught my eye.
 | 
| 24.4787 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Wed Mar 26 1997 16:15 | 5 | 
|  |     Spotted in Tignes Le Lac a couple of weeks ago.
    
    A British Land Rover with the reg "BUILD".
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4788 |  | 45862::DODD |  | Thu Mar 27 1997 08:12 | 5 | 
|  |     Spotted in Belper, Range Rover
    
    		FRUIT
    
    Andrew
 | 
| 24.4789 |  | BIS6::BROWN |  | Fri Mar 28 1997 10:13 | 14 | 
|  |     Seen on M25 car park yesterday
    
    	Red Mitsubishi 3000GT with reg  "30 SO"
    
    also, shortly after the above, A14 ABF spaced "A1  4   ABF"
    
    	
    C
    
    
    
    
    
    
 | 
| 24.4790 | Multicoloured Polo | 45862::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Mar 28 1997 10:42 | 8 | 
|  | 
I thought at first I was seeing things but now every morning on the outskirts
of Edinburgh a "P reg" VW POLO with every body panel a different colour.
					Stuart
 | 
| 24.4791 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Tue Apr 01 1997 07:47 | 6 | 
|  |     I think it's called a Harlequin (sp ?).  Been about about a year I
    think, I actually considered it at first.
    
    Hth,
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4792 |  | 45862::STONEG | Magician Among the Spirits......... | Tue Apr 01 1997 09:24 | 9 | 
|  |     But what will the resale be like ? how are you going to convince a
    prospective buyer that it hasn't had several panels replaced ....
    
    Damn clever marketing ploy if you ask me, no need for quality control
    in the Paint shop, and if one gets damaged being delivered to the
    dealer, there's no need to get an exact paint match when it's repaired.
    
    G.
    
 | 
| 24.4793 |  | crate.sbp.dec.com::tuna08.reo.dec.com::BURRELL | Live Long-Prosper/Live Short-Enjoy! | Tue Apr 01 1997 11:28 | 9 | 
|  | 
	Driving (I use this word loosely) to Portsmouth over the Easter 
	weekend - the Rolls that I was stuck behind for a couple of miles..
	5AS
	in the middle of the Reg-Plate.
	Obviously getting lost in Iran pays well!
 | 
| 24.4794 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Tue Apr 01 1997 11:31 | 4 | 
|  |     Wasn't a 5 shaped like a G then, for some British Gas head shed ?
    
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4795 | Boxta! | 45862::16.194.64.239::warbly::bell | Martin Bell @BBP | Wed Apr 02 1997 09:52 | 6 | 
|  | Seen filling up at a petrol station in Sutton Coldfield, a
Porsche Boxter with the registration:
L 80XTA
mb
 | 
| 24.4796 |  | COMICS::FLANDERSD | Pas de deux - Father of twins ! | Wed Apr 02 1997 11:09 | 8 | 
|  | 
Another dyslexic Elise owner :
L11TUS
(again missing the two bolts I suppose)
Dave
 | 
| 24.4797 | Rather it passed me :-) | RDGENG::HARWOODJ |  | Tue Apr 08 1997 08:32 | 7 | 
|  |     Seen on the M4 this morning a red BMW Z3.
    
    When viewed in the rear-view mirror I thought I was looking at a Beetle
    with a BMW badge on it, but my opinions were rapidly changed as
    it passed.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4798 | Yes, it was a black car | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Misdirected goldfish | Wed Apr 09 1997 13:36 | 5 | 
|  |     On the M3 in Southampton today, a BMW 318 Estate:
    
    	MAR1A
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4799 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Clear blue eyes that do not see | Thu Apr 10 1997 09:13 | 8 | 
|  |     On the Swallowfield bypass, a blue van:
    
    	H1 CAT
    
    In a field next to the Swallowfield bypass, two cows trying to make a
    baby cow!
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4800 |  | RIOT01::SUMMERFIELD | Sic Transit Gloria Mundi | Thu Apr 10 1997 09:15 | 6 | 
|  |     >>In a field next to the Swallowfield bypass, two cows trying to make a
    >>baby cow!
    
    Shouldn't that be a cow and a bull ?
    
    Clive
 | 
| 24.4801 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Thu Apr 10 1997 09:47 | 5 | 
|  |     Clive,
    
    It's the 90's maaaan.
    
    Chris 8^)
 | 
| 24.4802 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Clear blue eyes that do not see | Thu Apr 10 1997 09:52 | 5 | 
|  |     Re .4800
    
    I didn't get that close.
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4803 |  | CHEFS::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Thu Apr 10 1997 12:31 | 11 | 
|  |     
    
    :^) :v) :^)
    
    Townies !!!
    
    Cows (yes 2 cows) do that all the time. I don't know why.
    
    Ian
    
    
 | 
| 24.4804 | Alphabet soup ? | COMICS::FLANDERSD | Pas de deux - Father of twins ! | Thu Apr 10 1997 13:08 | 12 | 
|  | 
A volvo 440 with
H 1 J K L
followed by a Jaguar XJ
 4.2 CAT
Note strategic bolt !
DjF
 | 
| 24.4805 |  | TERRI::SIMON | Semper in Excernere | Thu Apr 10 1997 13:18 | 1 | 
|  | 4.2 CAT has been seen in the DEC Park car park.
 | 
| 24.4806 | Dirty jokes | CHEFS::TREVENNOR_A | A child of init | Thu Apr 10 1997 13:45 | 12 | 
|  |     Seen written in the dirt on back of vans....
    
    
    "All traffic police are bastards - see driver for details"
    
    "Valeted by David Blunkett"
    
    "Do not clean! Mobile biological experiment"
    
    
    AT
    
 | 
| 24.4807 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Clear blue eyes that cannot see | Thu Apr 10 1997 14:07 | 5 | 
|  |     Not forgetting the oldest scribbling on a dirty van:
    
    	"Also available in white"
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4808 | :-) | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Thu Apr 10 1997 14:18 | 12 | 
|  |     ...do not clean,  seeds planted.
    
    I was in ATS having a tyre changed once - the ATS gut was talking to
    PHH giving the details....
    
    
    ...blah
    ...blah
    It used to be white
    ...blah
    ...blah
    
 | 
| 24.4809 |  | 45862::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Thu Apr 10 1997 17:19 | 2 | 
|  |     Sticker on a car in Holland -
    	"Don't steal - the government doesn't like competition"
 | 
| 24.4810 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Du �r mitt �de, mitt Waterloo | Fri Apr 11 1997 07:39 | 6 | 
|  |     On the A33 this morning, a Volvo estate travelling faster than the
    registration plate implied:
    
    	2 MPH
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4811 |  | 42441::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Mon Apr 14 1997 10:12 | 7 | 
|  |     On a Rolls or Bentley or something....
    
    REX 15 0K
    
    Glad to hear it.
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4812 | SEEN IN WARRINGTON | OSEC::WILLIAMSH | Huw Williams, Digital, Warrington. | Mon Apr 14 1997 12:09 | 7 | 
|  | On a Mercedes 300D:
I WAS
couldn't quite see the driver to see who they used to be!
Huw.
 | 
| 24.4813 |  | KERNEL::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Mon Apr 14 1997 17:49 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen on a Pub Landlords's Fiesta in around Hayes, Middlesex
    
    P12S UP
    
    /tmp
 | 
| 24.4814 |  | CHEFS::dhcp9.olo.dec.com::WorkBenchUser |  | Tue Apr 15 1997 08:34 | 7 | 
|  | Seen on the M6 north of Warrington this morning on a BMW,
N80NES or N 8ONES.
All together now "Dem bone, dem bones ....."
Mike B.
 | 
| 24.4815 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | New romantic goldfish | Thu Apr 17 1997 08:31 | 5 | 
|  |     Yesterday evening in Basingstoke Road, a Saab 9000:
    
    	P55 5AAB
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4816 | PANICS | CHEFS::SURPLICEK |  | Thu Apr 17 1997 11:37 | 1 | 
|  |     Rolls Royce on M4/M25: PAN 1X
 | 
| 24.4817 | Unmarked plod jobs around the midlands.... | CHEFS::16.194.64.177::Mark | ex skate | Thu Apr 17 1997 15:55 | 11 | 
|  | 
in passing......   white unmarked plod volvo 850 or s70 saloon on the M6 by 
spaghetti junction....
also....  at the end of the M54 ( but it's actually the A5 to us locals..)
which is the start or the Shrewsbury bypass....  unmarked plod dark olive 
green Omeba....
you have been informed !!!
-MARK-
 | 
| 24.4818 | McLaren maybe | SEDSWS::OXFORD | Go mad this weekend, eat beef | Fri Apr 18 1997 14:09 | 8 | 
|  |     
     Seen in Leatherhead
     
    Green VW Golf dirven by a granny
    
       F1 CAR
    
   I bet someone would pay a lot of dosh for that one.
 | 
| 24.4819 | How rude! | CHEFS::TREVENNOR_A | A child of init | Fri Apr 18 1997 14:47 | 6 | 
|  |     Seen in London a few weeks ago a German coach tour company with in BOLD
    letters on the side the name of the company: F**KER!! No, really. I
    guess they don't use that word in Germany?
    
    AT
    
 | 
| 24.4820 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Fri Apr 18 1997 14:59 | 4 | 
|  |     I guess that beats the Aer Lingus Focker :-)
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4821 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Casual goldfish | Thu Apr 24 1997 08:53 | 7 | 
|  |     On the A33 in Southampton, a Citroen BX
    
    	CV2
    
    Should have been on a different Citroen model, methinks.
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4822 | B16 SOX | CHEFS::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Thu Apr 24 1997 11:14 | 8 | 
|  |     
    Saw this in a car park the other day
    
    B16 SOX
    
    I think it was a Frontera in Cockfosters.
    
    Ian
 | 
| 24.4823 | Whatsa' cockfoster ? ;-) | CHEFS::BEATON_S | I just loooooooook innocent ! | Thu Apr 24 1997 12:31 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.4824 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Thu Apr 24 1997 14:33 | 6 | 
|  |     On an AX on the M25 last night:
    
    m15tyx     spaced  MISTY  x
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4825 |  | 45862::THOMSONS | Stuart Thomson | Fri Apr 25 1997 13:58 | 5 | 
|  | 
Outside a Laungerie (SP?) shop  B16 BRA . 
				Stuart
 | 
| 24.4826 | I'm Jumbo fly me | SEDSWS::OXFORD | Go mad this weekend, eat beef | Fri Apr 25 1997 16:58 | 5 | 
|  |     Seen on a 9000 turbo
    
    FLY 747 J
    
    Driver was a pilot judgeing by his shirt.
 | 
| 24.4827 |  | CHEFS::CROSSA | Punks jump up to get beat down | Tue Apr 29 1997 09:00 | 7 | 
|  |     On the M42 last night....
    
    ROB5 must have cost a few pennies but so must the Jensen it was stuck
    on the front of!
    
    
    			Stretch.
 | 
| 24.4828 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue Apr 29 1997 10:05 | 6 | 
|  |     On the A1M at the weekend (twice)
    
    NOT 10 N   spaced as NOTION
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4829 | SLK | OSEC::BARKERA |  | Thu May 01 1997 16:56 | 8 | 
|  |     Seen yesterday in my home toen of Leigh, Lancs.
    
    Silver Mercedes, SLK
    
    Reg......	 P5 SLK
    
    
    Alan.
 | 
| 24.4830 |  | VAXCAT::LAURIE | Desktop Consultant, Project Enterprise | Thu May 01 1997 18:10 | 12 | 
|  | RE:     <<< Note 24.4827 by CHEFS::CROSSA "Punks jump up to get beat down" >>>
>>    On the M42 last night....
>>    
>>    ROB5 must have cost a few pennies but so must the Jensen it was stuck
>>    on the front of!
    
    I saw this on the A120 near Dunmow on Tuesday evening. Silver car, with
    a burgundy rag-top. I must say, I only got a glance, but it looked a
    lot like an Aston.
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4831 | Not cheap either way. | CHEFS::CROSSA | Punks jump up to get beat down | Fri May 02 1997 09:44 | 9 | 
|  |     I bow to your eyesight Laurie. It was indeed silver with the burgundy
    soft top. I can only assume the fact that I was *travelling* in the
    fast lane and it was obviously doing less than 70 mph in the slow lane
    caused my confusion!
    
    
    
    
    			Stretch.
 | 
| 24.4832 |  | VAXCAT::LAURIE | Desktop Consultant, Project Enterprise | Fri May 02 1997 11:51 | 5 | 
|  |     Ah! Well, he (assuming it was a he) and I were travelling in opposite
    directions on a two-lane A road. I noticed the plate first, and then
    the car. As you say, whatever it was, it was a load of dosh!
    
    Cheers, Laurie.
 | 
| 24.4833 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue May 06 1997 13:16 | 13 | 
|  |     Well, now I've seen the value of central crash barriers at first
    hand.
    
    On the M4 on Friday night there was a queue eastbound near J12. Several
    miles of it in fact.  Just as I passed the tail of the queue (going
    westbound), I saw a Volvo estate braking hard in the eastbound center
    lane. He skidded 90 degrees right and hit the barrier just ahead of me. 
    I had no where to go (the two lanes to my left were full) so I breaked 
    as I went through the dust cloud! 
    
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4834 | Sounds like a close call! | CHEFS::TREVENNOR_A | A child of init | Tue May 06 1997 21:58 | 5 | 
|  |     Are you OK, John? I mean, obviously you aren't in hospital but were you
    unscathed?
    
    AT
    
 | 
| 24.4835 |  | 45862::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Wed May 07 1997 11:14 | 3 | 
|  |     Range Rover on the M1 - DRW 1 T spaced as DR WIT
    
    Nick
 | 
| 24.4836 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Thu May 08 1997 11:24 | 7 | 
|  |     re .4834
    
    Yes - I just drove through the flying bits....the Volvo looked a mess
    though :-)
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4837 | What I saw | ULYSSE::BUXTON_M | A black belt in Kno Kan Doo | Fri May 09 1997 14:38 | 18 | 
|  |     
    Date : 8-May-97
    Place: Loews hotel, Monte Carlo
    
     
    1 x Ferrari 512                (German Plates)
    2 x Ferrari F40                (One French, One Italian)
    2 x Ferrari F50, one plated in the UK with '2 DF'
    4 X Lamborgini Diablo          (All German Plates)
    1 x Lamborgini Diablo Roadster German 
    1 x Aston Martin DB7, paintjob was bright pink black leather seats with
                          pink piping round the edges!!!! 
     
    Then there were the normal Rolls, Bentleys and Porches, 
    
     Quite a collection
    
     Mark.
 | 
| 24.4838 |  | BIS6::BROWN |  | Mon May 12 1997 12:17 | 13 | 
|  |     On 1st May, I also saw a large number of Ferraris, this time on the E40
    and turning off for Spa.  I didn't keep a track of the types or the reg
    plates, but what seemed surprising was that most of them were
    travelling well below the speed limit.  One or two exceptions,
    including a black Testarossa which was in a serious hurry (well over 150
    mph) 
    
    Later on the same day, I saw a black Ford Scorpio with German plates
    reg "BM:FORD 01", somewhere near Deggendorf.  
    
    Chris                                       
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4839 | MSSOC | CHEFS::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Mon May 12 1997 16:12 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    On the A6 going towards Rushden, A Range Rover with the plates
    
    	M5 SOC.
    
    I think it was probably something to do with the MS Society rather than
    Microsoft.
    
    
 | 
| 24.4840 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Natural goldfish | Wed May 21 1997 11:07 | 3 | 
|  |     On the M3 heading south, a train.
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4841 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Lead, follow, or get out the way | Wed May 21 1997 11:18 | 6 | 
|  |     >a train
    
    I can imagine an engine or a carriage on a low loader, but a whole
    train ?
    
    Royston
 | 
| 24.4842 |  | VAXCAT::GOLDY | Natural goldfish | Wed May 21 1997 11:20 | 4 | 
|  |     Okay, it was only an engine on a low loaded. Still struck me as funny
    to think of a train on the M3.
    
    Goldy.
 | 
| 24.4843 | Nigel Mansells best mate | CURRNT::PAYNE_A | playing devils apricot | Wed May 21 1997 12:25 | 5 | 
|  |     At the temporary traffic lights in Spencers Wood this morn, 
    Tiff 'crash' Needell in a cream E-Type convertible. Definitely looked like
    him.
    
    Andy
 | 
| 24.4844 |  | 45862::STONEG | Magician Among the Spirits......... | Wed May 21 1997 12:54 | 8 | 
|  | >> Tiff 'crash' Needell in a cream E-Type convertible. Definitely looked like
>> him.
    
    ...just as well, coz if he'd been wearing a disguise you wouldn't have
    known it was him, would you ?
    
    
    G.
 | 
| 24.4845 |  | CURRNT::PAYNE_A | playing devils apricot | Wed May 21 1997 16:02 | 6 | 
|  |     Re: .4844
    
    smarta**e.
    
    Actually, I could have recognised him by his driving style. As it was,
    the car was still on the road.
 | 
| 24.4846 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Thu May 22 1997 09:03 | 9 | 
|  |     re .4840  (this note must surely have the most number of replies
               anywhere)
    
    The train on the truck goes on the car ferry to France
    (Portsmouth-LeHavre). I took a photo of one on the car deck at the
    time of the Chunnel opening - it struck me as amusing:-)
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 24.4847 | y | CHEFS::KINGI | The hole in the wall gang | Thu May 22 1997 10:06 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    On an XJS
    
    H20 XJS with the 2 dropped slightly. Is this legal?
 | 
| 24.4848 | no | RDGENG::BEATON_S | I Just Look Innocent | Thu May 22 1997 13:07 | 0 | 
| 24.4849 | Probably works for one of the (illegal?) Water Utils. | CHEFS::SMITH_M | Martin Smith, Reading. - 830 4544 | Fri May 23 1997 08:30 | 1 | 
|  |     
 | 
| 24.4850 |  | CHEFS::CROSSA | Punks jump up to get beat down | Mon Jun 02 1997 09:10 | 15 | 
|  |     This should get the green eyed monster going in at least one
    noter.......
    
    
    Seen on a Sunday heading out of Reading towards Theale, MGF1 on an
    MG/F. Must have cost a few pennies.
    
    
    
                           Stretch.
    
    
    PS - Also seen heading off at speed. A lovely Red Ferrari with an open
    top which left me with my ears full of his exhaust note as he blipped
    the throttle to get round a stationary bus. Git!
 | 
| 24.4851 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Mon Jun 02 1997 10:57 | 5 | 
|  |     In Bournmouth last bank holiday
    
    M3 YEL   on a yellow M3. - Nice
    
    Chris
 | 
| 24.4852 |  | CHEFS::dhcp37.olo.dec.com::WorkBenchUser |  | Mon Jun 02 1997 12:58 | 7 | 
|  | Seen in Chorley, Lancs on Saturday last - 
Lotus Elan in yellow with plates L 3LAN
Nice!
Mike B.
 | 
| 24.4853 | LOVE | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Mon Jun 02 1997 14:39 | 10 | 
|  |     On the M3 (motorway this time)
    
    Peugot 306
    L2 OVE
    
    
    I though it looked good...grrreat
    
    
    Chris
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| 24.4854 | 2 more | CHEFS::HOLTAM_I | Imagine being the one without a bike ... | Fri Jun 06 1997 11:56 | 13 | 
|  | On the M4 (west bound) near the Slough junction
BMW 525i
10VE
On the M4 (east bound)
An estate car but not sure what car it was.
B5URE
Ian
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