Conference csc32::fxrs89::cycles

    
    This is not a biker joke, but the some of the guys liked it.
    
    A man calls the cops: " I think my wife is dead"
    
    Cops: "don't you know if she is?"
    
    Man: " Well I think she is, the sex is the same, but the 
    	   dishes are piling up"

Q: What is the similarity between a floor tile and a man ?



























A:   None ... Just lay them right the first time and they will give a lifetimes service!!!!!!!!!!

Bike humor
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 Doing The Dishes.....

     There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always 
wanted a nice big hog.  So he's shopping around, answering ads in the 
newspaper, and not having much luck.  One day he comes across a beautiful 
classic Harley with a "for sale" sign on it.  Upon inspection, he is amazed 
to find the bike in mint condition.  He inquires about it with the owner:
      "This bike is beautiful!! I'll take it.  But you gotta tell me how you 
keep it in such good shape." "Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. 
 Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub 
vaseline on the chrome.  It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're 
buying the bike I won't need my tube of vaseline anymore.  Here, you can 
have it."
      So the guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker.  He takes the 
bike over to show his girlfriend.  She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan). That 
night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents house. 
See, it's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a 
big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her 
boyfriend's arm.
 "Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we 
go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk.  In fact, the person who says 
anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

      "No problem," he says. And in they go.  The boyfriend is astounded. 
Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty 
dishes.  In the family room, a huge stack of dishes.  Piled up the stairs, 
dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

      They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.  As 
dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. 
 So he reaches over, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make 
it on the dinner table.  Of course no one says a word.

      "Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks.  So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom 
and has his way with her right there on the dinner table.  Again, no one 
says a word.  Then, the boyfriend notices it starting to rain, he better 
 take care of the motorcycle.  He pulls the vaseline from his pocket.

      The father stands up and shouts: "All right, I'll do the f*c*ing 
dishes!!"

    
    These aren't really jokes, although the way laws are today...
    you will get a kick, I read some of these in a mag. over the 
    weekend.
    
    
    In some states:
    Women are not allowed to ride their motorcycles on Sundays, it is
    against the law.
    
    In another state, if a woman rides her motorcycle to work, and someone
    (adult or child) makes a face at her they can be jailed.
    
    Still another, a women has to wear a dress when riding her motorcycle
    to work on Sundays, or she can be fined. ( I have done this but not
    to work, it was a wedding, yes I was on my own ride.)
    
    The owner of a dog that pissed on a woman motorcycle can be fined.
    (this could be alot of money)
    
    
    

    	re:last one
    	
    	So if you don't own a dog and piss on a woman's motorcycle, it's 
    OK ? ;-)
    
    	Ray

    Sue,
    
    What if the woman's motorcycle pisses OTHERS off?
    
    Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk  ;^P
    
    John