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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

226.0. "An Odd Thought" by DONVAN::T_THEO (My cup is half full) Mon Apr 16 1990 12:04

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226.1Sledge-O-MaticDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullMon Apr 16 1990 12:169
226.2ELMAGO::JPALLONEMon Apr 16 1990 13:341
226.3 CSC32::SIMMONSHow come chickens don't wear underpants?Mon Apr 16 1990 21:161
226.4COMICS::LUCKMANTue Apr 17 1990 00:556
226.5enough said BTOVT::BROWN_JHo Ha Ha Guard Turn Perry Dodge SpinTue Apr 17 1990 08:085
226.6or....BTOVT::BROWN_JHo Ha Ha Guard Turn Perry Dodge SpinTue Apr 17 1990 08:127
226.8SAURUS::BRAMLEYthe Stick & the Carrot are OneTue Apr 17 1990 09:194
226.9Well? Well? Hello?SNDCSL::BLEIWASFaulk in AtholWed Apr 18 1990 11:549
226.10Comming or going...FEATHR::BLUEJAYOn the back side of the power curveWed Apr 18 1990 12:1712
226.11Sleep, for what ?ELWOOD::GROLEAUMine, is but to wonder whyWed Apr 18 1990 12:237
226.12re: removing ones eyeMEMORY::LYSETHPerception is all there isWed Apr 18 1990 12:5312
226.13Why is there air?DONVAN::T_THEOIt's OK, I'm with the band.Wed Apr 18 1990 13:2415
226.14And man walked off the land, and swam!STAR::NOVAKWed Apr 18 1990 13:3311
226.15Truth is the strangest thing.IMZADI::KISERCash Talks, Credit Echos.Wed Apr 18 1990 14:264
226.17Unsolved MysteriesSAURUS::BRAMLEYthe Stick & the Carrot are OneWed Apr 18 1990 14:302
226.20Just wondering.....SUBURB::HOLLOWAYFIf only I could....Thu Apr 19 1990 05:373
226.21Why???CSC32::SCHIMPFThu Apr 19 1990 08:361
226.22...inflation index....LUDWIG::PHILLIPSMusic of the spheres.Thu Apr 19 1990 09:039
226.23HOW YA GONNA KNOW???HPSTEK::CYGANThu Apr 19 1990 10:107
226.24<<<>>>GENRAL::SHERWOODIT IS SPRINGTIME IN THE ROCKIESThu Apr 19 1990 12:281
226.27If you had two choices, which would you take?CSSE::WAITEThu Apr 19 1990 14:372
226.28MCIS1::DHAMELMecka-lecka-hi, kiss-my-heinie-hoThu Apr 19 1990 14:534
226.29SNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggThu Apr 19 1990 16:452
226.32any further explanation needed?BTOVT::BROWN_JFri Apr 20 1990 03:2510
226.33?41720::PATTISONHelp m&#039;boab.Fri Apr 20 1990 05:232
226.34CIMNET::TOBIN_DFri Apr 20 1990 06:347
226.35"soul doubt" (Eric O's idea for a rock band name!)HANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Fri Apr 20 1990 07:479
226.36never opened a f.in the dark?VNABRW::BARTAKblondes have more fun!Fri Apr 20 1990 11:023
226.37?DONVAN::T_THEOIt&#039;s OK, I&#039;m with the band.Fri Apr 20 1990 12:244
226.38is that liver from the same turkey as that heart ?HANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Fri Apr 20 1990 15:3921
226.39MILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Mon Apr 23 1990 06:238
226.40?39563::MCGOVERNMon Apr 23 1990 10:281
226.41Good and You!DECXPS::MARROCHELLOMon Apr 23 1990 14:3721
226.42huh?CLARID::SLOMANthe abominableTue Apr 24 1990 03:021
226.43WhyCSSE::WAITETue Apr 24 1990 10:363
226.44why againCLARID::SLOMANthe abominableWed Apr 25 1990 01:191
226.45fraternal?MARX::FLEMINGX, lies and videotapeThu Apr 26 1990 10:354
226.46I wanna know...WORDY::G_KNIGHTINGThinkingspeakingthinkingspeaking.Thu Apr 26 1990 14:223
226.47How ya gonna wet your whistle ?ASAHI::SCARYI&#039;m noting, and I can&#039;t log out !Thu Apr 26 1990 23:017
226.48Just for thought!RAVEN1::B_ADAMSI feel the need for SPEED!Fri Apr 27 1990 13:379
226.49Make's y'wonderWMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZEar, nose, and hug man. Mon Apr 30 1990 08:132
226.50WFOV11::STEPHENSON_ETue May 01 1990 06:046
226.51Huh?CAM::MILLERIt&#039;s only life, after allTue May 01 1990 13:003
226.52CLADA::MEAGHERThese are the hands of a tired manThu May 03 1990 10:044
226.53DASXPS::TIMMONSI&#039;m a Pepere!Tue May 08 1990 05:158
226.54DASXPS::TIMMONSI&#039;m a Pepere!Tue May 08 1990 05:164
226.5541720::PATTISONA rolling stone gets the wormWed May 09 1990 01:123
226.56ELMAGO::JPALLONEWed May 09 1990 09:381
226.57CHEFS::UCG10The Purple People EaterFri May 18 1990 08:131
226.58Not to beat the subject to death, but...SAHQ::LUBERI&#039;m schizophrenic and I am tooFri May 18 1990 09:092
226.59Try riding with a "stiff" sometime.POGO::CONNALLY_SSat May 19 1990 17:117
226.60Just wondering...MANIOK::WRIGLEYI don&#039;t think we&#039;re in Kansas anymore TotoTue May 22 1990 04:198
226.61A couple from Woody AllenCIMNET::TOBIN_DTue May 22 1990 10:5517
226.62while walking through a cemetaryPASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseSun Jun 17 1990 01:552
226.63wandering minds want to knowCARTUN::DWESSELSThe only constant is change.Mon Jun 18 1990 09:169
226.64Reversable processes?FEATHR::BLUEJAYConan the BirdbarianMon Jun 18 1990 10:468
226.65on bread and crackersSUBSYS::DOUCETTEJim DoucetteMon Jun 18 1990 19:409
226.66does light really shine?BSS::BORENWhy don&#039;t airplanes flap their wings?Tue Jun 19 1990 06:187
226.67From various sourcesCOOKIE::FREIWALDDon&#039;t marry, be happy.Tue Jun 19 1990 15:4617
226.68Who else?DPD01::JEFFREYLove SpongeWed Jun 20 1990 08:0811
226.69They fill-upDISCVR::LEEWed Jun 20 1990 10:0310
226.70Constant volume of time...CSOA1::SIMPSONWed Jun 27 1990 12:4311
226.71SAHQ::LUBERI&#039;m schizophrenic and I am tooWed Jun 27 1990 12:591
226.72It could be worse, ya know...OAW::MILLER_PAI&#039;ve getten, and I can&#039;t fall upWed Jun 27 1990 16:032
226.73Makes senseSNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggWed Jun 27 1990 16:315
226.74mirrorsILOV14::PATTISONA rolling stone gets the wormFri Jun 29 1990 11:122
226.75BOGUSS::OROSZSanta Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341Fri Jun 29 1990 21:093
226.76BOGUSS::OROSZSanta Clara, CA WRO2-2/H6 521-4341Fri Jun 29 1990 21:103
226.77because38735::ZARLENGAsorry I made you clean the toiletSun Jul 01 1990 18:246
226.78What! He gave a serious answer! Weird bloke!SUBURB::DAVIESNLoaded like a freight train...Mon Jul 02 1990 04:211
226.79He pops up here and there...WFOV11::KOEHLERFight the 2 1/2 override!!Mon Jul 02 1990 08:556
226.80Go figureREEF::JEFFREYMHell toupeeMon Jul 02 1990 11:2711
226.81Seedless SexICS::TANNERArt is an opinion of realityWed Jul 11 1990 05:281
226.82Thats easy...DSTEG1::BLANCHARDWed Jul 11 1990 05:398
226.83Oh What!!BEEZER::NDAYi&#039;ll get dat pesky wabbitWed Jul 11 1990 06:358
226.8439563::MCGOVERNWed Jul 11 1990 09:022
226.85Question ?KLINK::FITZGERALDWed Jul 11 1990 10:351
226.86MEMORY::LYSETHPerception is all there isFri Jul 13 1990 06:455
226.87pondering the great questionsCARTUN::DWESSELSThe only constant is change.Sun Jul 15 1990 06:4210
226.88TrainsCARP::SULLIVANIn the middle of IBM Country Sun Jul 15 1990 20:2815
226.89bright ideaRAVEN1::HENRYillegitimus non carborundumMon Jul 16 1990 10:531
226.90Squish!RAYBOK::DAMIANOYou pay peanuts, you get monkeysMon Jul 16 1990 12:564
226.91QBUS::F_MUELLERTue Jul 17 1990 18:328
226.92"For The Nine Days They Are Closed"RAVEN1::M_PHILLIPSU CANT TOUCH THISTue Jul 17 1990 22:481
226.93Hey Mom?ALIEN::MIRABITOIt&#039;s so easy to slipWed Jul 18 1990 12:161
226.94Oh nevermind...KITES::BOWENLast Waltz of the Booze Sucking PigsThu Jul 19 1990 07:062
226.95ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Jul 20 1990 06:392
226.96ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Jul 20 1990 06:414
226.97MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellFri Jul 20 1990 07:456
226.98some audience!!RAVEN1::HENRYillegitimus non carborundumTue Jul 24 1990 10:471
226.99SSVAX2::KATZWhat&#039;s your damage?Tue Jul 24 1990 10:584
226.100Philosophy 101FEATHR::BLUEJAYConan the BirdbarianTue Jul 24 1990 11:025
226.101OAW::MILLER_PAAs in Time...Miller TimeTue Jul 24 1990 13:313
226.102My favoriteELWOOD::LEBEAUA kindler, gentler Big BrotherTue Jul 24 1990 17:203
226.103taken from SpockBTOVT::BROWN_JBo know&#039;s CherWed Jul 25 1990 08:285
226.104Origin of a place nameSLEEPI::HAZELA town called ... er ... thingyWed Jul 25 1990 09:248
226.10522048::LIVINGSTONEthree steps forward,2 steps backThu Jul 26 1990 19:413
226.106CSC32::H_SOI&#039;m reliable: Made in KoreaThu Jul 26 1990 23:594
226.107Dust ballsULYSSE::FROSTMon Jul 30 1990 05:491
226.108Baby PowderRAYBOK::WHITLOCKSweet 16 is turning 35.Mon Jul 30 1990 13:4511
226.109And while we're on the subject . . .ASABET::COHENSilence . . . Snake breath.Mon Jul 30 1990 14:1712
226.110If you run out of baby powder...ELWOOD::LEBEAUA kindler, gentler Big BrotherMon Jul 30 1990 16:326
226.111Baseball KAOO01::LAPLANTEThu Aug 02 1990 08:384
226.112Credit vs CashKAOO01::LAPLANTEThu Aug 02 1990 08:404
226.113Simon and GarfunkleESSB::DEARLYKilroy left a message for youThu Aug 09 1990 03:546
226.114<odd>TRCA01::AHMEDMon Aug 20 1990 15:543
226.116Road signsFEATHR::BLUEJAYExcuse me, is that an Uzi?Tue Aug 21 1990 05:055
226.118Geographical anomaly?BRUMMY::HAZELA town called ... er ... thingySat Aug 25 1990 03:367
226.119Geographical anwsers....JUPITR::FERRAROSat Aug 25 1990 09:265
226.120CSC32::H_SOSave a tree, eat a beaverSat Aug 25 1990 11:496
226.121above this ^OVAL::PAYNEAwhy is abbreviation such a long word?Thu Aug 30 1990 08:136
226.122Anyone have answers to my questions?ICS::SANTOSInsert Personal_Name hereThu Jul 18 1991 09:5718
226.123The Shell Answer Man speaksTOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersThu Jul 18 1991 14:1631
226.124CUPMK::T_THEOPlease pass the endorphinsThu Jul 18 1991 16:295
226.125TOKNOW::METCALFEEschew Obfuscatory MonikersFri Jul 19 1991 06:026
226.152Let's have some real odd thoughtsCRATE::HAZELMillion-to-one chances crop up nine times out of tenWed Jul 24 1991 04:5513
226.153ICS::SANTOSControversy is GREATWed Jul 24 1991 05:4415
226.154Behind every successful man...CRATE::HAZELMillion-to-one chances crop up nine times out of tenWed Jul 24 1991 06:305
226.155Something just Dawned on me...TROOA::PILGRIMExpatriate Newf - Insanity IntactTue Aug 06 1991 11:1615
226.156Porno filmSTAR::ELSERWed Aug 07 1991 11:138
226.157Poisson = French for 'fish'CRATE::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightWed Aug 21 1991 08:284
226.158wDANTE'S BAR & GRILLwCOMET::BELKNAPSun Oct 06 1991 15:146
226.159Or any other weak lager !JUMBLY::BATTERBEEJKinda lingers.....Mon Oct 07 1991 04:011
226.160POCUS::CULLENMon Oct 07 1991 13:403
226.161They wouldn't give you a XXXX for anything elseCRATE::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightThu Oct 10 1991 05:556
226.162No...ITSTRCP17::LACAILLEHalf-filled bottles of inspirationThu Oct 10 1991 16:102
226.163?BODACH::CMORRISEven is evil, truth a prime numberSun Oct 13 1991 13:089
226.165The really good stuff!!??RAVEN1::TYLERTry to earn what Lovers ownWed Oct 30 1991 01:471
226.166cars and coffeeCSC32::J_HENSONI&#039;ll 2nd that amendment!Fri Nov 15 1991 09:033
226.167Stolen from T.V....RAYBOK::DAMIANOMake it twitchThu Nov 21 1991 14:343
226.168I saw this one as a "tasteless cartoon" way back whenZENDIA::REITHJim Reith DTN 226-6102 - LTN2-1/F02Thu Nov 21 1991 14:551
226.169Is the sex determined by hard or soft water?RAYBOK::WHITLOCKI&#039;m EZ, but I&#039;m sure not cheap!Fri Nov 22 1991 08:574
226.170Hard way......badddddddddddddddddddddd!29575::MARSHALL_JPlaying with the toys in my head.Fri Nov 22 1991 09:5110
226.171Here's one I just thought ofFUTURS::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightWed Nov 27 1991 11:484
226.172YupDOBRA::MCGOVERNWed Nov 27 1991 12:092
226.173WLDBIL::KILGOREDCU Elections -- Vote for a change...Wed Nov 27 1991 12:206
226.174Logical name changes between Star/Trek V1.0 and V2.0FUTURS::HAZELMarvin the Paranoid Android was rightThu Nov 28 1991 01:4616
226.175ICS::SANTOSWild Thang! You make my ha-art sang!Tue Dec 10 1991 14:467
226.176ZENDIA::REITHJim Reith DTN 226-6102 - LTN2-1/F02Wed Dec 11 1991 06:111
226.177Thru Scientific AnalysisMPGS::MASSICOTTEThu Dec 12 1991 10:1812
226.178AIMHI::RAUHHome of The Cruel SpaThu Dec 19 1991 11:115
226.179alarmsREFINE::WADETue Jan 07 1992 11:492
226.180< AND KNOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER >COMET::ROUTHIERJFri Jan 10 1992 21:5643
226.1817854::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Mon Feb 17 1992 13:413
226.182Just Curious!!3382::PARENTDo Something!!Tue Feb 18 1992 04:566
226.183Its in the jeansTRIVIA::BUFORDbug: a feature with an attitudeTue Feb 18 1992 06:2012
226.184CSC32::J_HENSONBlessed are the cheese makersThu Mar 05 1992 12:278
226.185Things I ponder...TRILLI::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Wed Mar 25 1992 10:015
226.186SQM::SAXENAWed Mar 25 1992 10:059
226.187why,why, why?TOOK::HOAGDECps/VPA Maintenance TeamWed Mar 25 1992 10:5710
226.188Thicker roads?SCOAYR::DMILLARThu Mar 26 1992 04:334
226.189ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu Mar 26 1992 08:232
226.19045286::SAXBYClever critters;Squirrels!Thu Mar 26 1992 08:507
226.191FEATHR::BLUEJAYN45210: 152.3 SMOH, 152.3 SMWJThu Mar 26 1992 08:577
226.192Careful with that lubra-strip Eugene...FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Thu Mar 26 1992 09:075
226.193CHATS::SCUFFHAMFri Mar 27 1992 14:343
226.194And another thing..CHATS::SCUFFHAMFri Mar 27 1992 14:385
226.195Thats Odd.SPIDR::RGAUDETSat Mar 28 1992 04:065
226.196moo moo $ mooNEMAIL::CARROLLJImmanuel Kant was a real . . .Sun Mar 29 1992 07:346
226.19719119::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadySun Mar 29 1992 11:236
226.198FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Mon Mar 30 1992 01:523
226.199CSC32::J_HENSONBlessed are the cheese makersThu Apr 02 1992 09:573
226.200ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu Apr 02 1992 14:142
226.201CSC32::J_HENSONBlessed are the cheese makersFri Apr 03 1992 07:043
226.202Youa don'ta makea da rulesANGLIN::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Apr 03 1992 11:226
226.203What does that make 2 even thoughts.SPIDR::RGAUDETMon Apr 06 1992 04:522
226.204just a thought!SPRY::RICHARDMon Apr 06 1992 09:196
226.205generic food stuffCSOA1::LEECHOn the road to nowhere...Mon Apr 06 1992 09:311
226.206ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighMon Apr 06 1992 10:273
226.207Everything BUT the kitchen sink!WHEEL::SWINIARSKIWed Apr 08 1992 11:253
226.208SPIDR::RGAUDETWed Apr 08 1992 15:193
226.209(ahem)FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Thu Apr 09 1992 03:044
226.210good for a laugh at my house, but only onceMISFIT::KINNEYDAruba at EOMThu Apr 09 1992 14:057
226.211it happened this morningSQM::SAXENAMon Apr 13 1992 15:216
226.212Which one was it?FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Tue Apr 14 1992 08:137
226.213exSPIDR::RGAUDETWed Apr 15 1992 10:457
226.214LUDWIG::SADINEducation not alienation...Fri Apr 24 1992 19:327
226.215Flaming Discussion...AKOCOA::SECURITY06Sun Apr 26 1992 20:5216
226.216and...LEDS::HAMBLENQUALITY doesn&#039;t cost. It PAYS!Mon Apr 27 1992 13:226
226.217Athlete's FootGIAMEM::CRUZThu Apr 30 1992 10:223
226.218abbreviate abbreviation3522::KRISHNANThu Apr 30 1992 13:583
226.219PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDEurope&#039;s CFC free.Mon May 04 1992 17:252
226.221Seen on Bill Hicks Show (NY Comedian)JGL::CMORRISEven is evil, truth a prime numberTue May 05 1992 02:234
226.223Ask a silly question .....BERN02::BYRNETue May 05 1992 05:275
226.224Flying high...FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Tue May 05 1992 09:593
226.2263.26 psi, when wetXAXXON::BUTTONbe EXCELLENT to each other....Mon May 11 1992 10:1921
226.2276286::FBUTLERMon Jul 06 1992 07:202
226.22834009::BLUEJAYN45210: 184.4 SMOH, 14.2 SMWJMon Jul 06 1992 10:208
226.23044234::ISUTHERLANDI drink Bucky,(Wi Aspirin tops).Thu Jul 09 1992 17:442
226.23152354::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Jul 10 1992 01:513
226.23256733::REITHJim HANNAH:: Reith DSG1/2E6 235-8039Fri Jul 10 1992 07:491
226.23320485::BELDIN_RAll&#039;s well that endsFri Jul 10 1992 09:443
226.23426580::SWANSONIfYaFeelLikeARiotThenDontchaDenyItFri Jul 10 1992 10:033
226.23544245::PMOONFri Jul 10 1992 10:069
226.2366602::COTEDave (Peck) Cote, Hudson, MA. USASat Jul 11 1992 12:394
226.23719119::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadySun Jul 12 1992 05:215
226.238???33864::TYLERTry to earn what Lovers ownMon Jul 13 1992 01:267
226.239Why it's call FOOTBALL35223::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Tue Jul 14 1992 07:5021
226.240:^)39135::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSTue Jul 14 1992 08:262
226.242funny shaped balls...44234::CDOUDIEI&#039;m the best goalie in SQFSat Jul 18 1992 21:104
226.24339293::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSMon Jul 27 1992 07:296
226.24642443::HARRISRAve you gota loit boy ?Wed Mar 23 1994 05:018
226.249shower curtainGEC013::CIN032::SchulerBarbWed Mar 22 1995 15:374
226.251NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionWed Mar 22 1995 16:3314
226.252How and Why ?POLAR::BOISJOLYSat Oct 14 1995 23:1612
226.253fish?ZEKE::DAVISWhy Yes....it is user hostileWed Oct 25 1995 06:514
226.254SLBLUZ::WINKLEMANWinkleaustinmanWed Oct 25 1995 09:137
226.255VYGER::HAINEYTFri Nov 08 1996 03:475
226.256VYGER::HAINEYTFri Nov 08 1996 06:4429
226.257We know where your mind is ;-)MPOS02::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Nov 08 1996 15:3616