TOPIC | 9.0 | ONE LINE AT A TIME___LIMERICKS |
| 9.19 | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:40 | just try and get it delivered... | 8 lines |
| 9.37 | Thu Nov 05 1992 01:34 | sticky socks...ee-oo-oo | 5 lines |
| 9.53 | Thu Nov 19 1992 19:01 | | 3 lines |
| 9.54 | Mon Nov 23 1992 19:19 | | 6 lines |
| 9.62 | Wed Jan 13 1993 22:41 | "Spumcicles on My Antlers" an autobio by Rudolph | 7 lines |
| 9.66 | Tue Jan 26 1993 23:28 | well..? | 4 lines |
| 9.69 | Thu Jan 28 1993 17:17 | ex | 3 lines |
| 9.78 | Tue Feb 16 1993 16:54 | either ker-chow...or...a-choo..! | 17 lines |
| 9.152 | Thu Aug 26 1993 21:36 | once on a roll... | 8 lines |
| 9.156 | Mon Oct 04 1993 23:51 | not the kinda hatch job i'd like... | 8 lines |
| 9.200 | Fri Sep 09 1994 16:25 | wanna chew after HE'S done ?!! | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 18.0 | Mon Sep 21 1992 16:16 | all about organs... | 7 lines |
| 18.1 | Mon Sep 21 1992 16:20 | now put both hands in, clap, pretty tight, huh? | 8 lines |
| 18.2 | Mon Sep 21 1992 16:26 | help me find my keys and we'll drive outta here.. | 8 lines |
| 18.3 | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:31 | a bird of paradise ? | 8 lines |
| 18.4 | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:35 | untitled | 8 lines |
| 18.5 | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:44 | could that be the QEII ?... | 8 lines |
| 18.6 | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:50 | kind of a chandelier-esque motif... | 8 lines |
| 18.7 | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:56 | Neptune was jealous of this trident... | 8 lines |
| 18.8 | Mon Sep 21 1992 17:58 | Fergie would Di for this....simply Di | 8 lines |
| 18.9 | Thu Sep 24 1992 17:33 | a l'il dab'l doya...oh that's brylcreme | 8 lines |
| 18.10 | Thu Sep 24 1992 17:43 | a quoit is ring used in a game like horseshoes... | 12 lines |
| 18.11 | Thu Sep 24 1992 19:13 | if you won't, mebbe yer sister will ? | 8 lines |
| 18.12 | Fri Sep 25 1992 00:21 | it all adds up now, he exclaimed... | 8 lines |
| 18.13 | Fri Sep 25 1992 00:24 | eat your vegetables, dear... | 8 lines |
| 18.14 | Fri Sep 25 1992 00:56 | they do grow 'em big out there... | 8 lines |
| 18.15 | Fri Sep 25 1992 00:59 | a private set of chaps... | 8 lines |
| 18.17 | Thu Oct 01 1992 18:11 | bless you, my son.... | 9 lines |
| 18.18 | Thu Oct 01 1992 18:20 | a dainty dinky ?? the poor thing...can i see ? | 15 lines |
| 18.19 | Thu Oct 01 1992 18:54 | pencil sketches, anyone ? | 8 lines |
| 18.20 | Thu Oct 01 1992 18:58 | in with the good....out with the bad air... | 12 lines |
| 18.21 | Thu Oct 01 1992 19:01 | you should see him unplug toilets, too... | 8 lines |
| 18.25 | Mon Oct 05 1992 16:12 | some are mine, most are others'...imitation,etc ? | 10 lines |
| 18.36 | Fri Jun 18 1993 20:55 | a rock opera ? | 7 lines |
| 18.37 | Fri Jun 18 1993 21:02 | again, et encore, iterumque | 25 lines |
| 18.38 | Fri Jun 18 1993 21:16 | he needs a "meat" thermometer | 7 lines |
| 18.39 | Fri Jun 18 1993 21:37 | hey...write this one down !! | 13 lines |
| 18.40 | Fri Jun 18 1993 21:47 | does it part to the left or the right ? | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 19.0 | A Boston bakery item... |
| 19.1 | Tue Oct 05 1993 00:03 | GREAT KAISERroll'S GHOST !!! | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 21.0 | Tue Nov 03 1992 16:56 | the unkindest cut | 8 lines |
| 21.1 | Tue Nov 03 1992 17:02 | oh it's YOU, Bob....sorry | 8 lines |
| 21.2 | Tue Nov 03 1992 17:05 | ouch... | 8 lines |
| 21.3 | Tue Nov 03 1992 17:22 | new meaning to 'goin' down to sea' | 8 lines |
| 21.4 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:19 | go Celtics... | 8 lines |
| 21.5 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:23 | a pink piccolo ? | 8 lines |
| 21.6 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:27 | a regular c*ckaphony... | 8 lines |
| 21.7 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:30 | and never to "score" again... | 8 lines |
| 21.8 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:33 | think of this one as a challenge... | 8 lines |
| 21.9 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:36 | absence makes the hard grow harder | 8 lines |
| 21.10 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:41 | ...and so was born the town of Whitefield. | 8 lines |
| 21.11 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:53 | ...on a bicycle built with goo. | 8 lines |
| 21.12 | Tue Nov 03 1992 18:57 | | 6 lines |
| 21.13 | Tue Nov 03 1992 19:47 | uhhh....whoosh ? | 8 lines |
| 21.14 | Tue Nov 03 1992 22:53 | was it a pita pocket ? | 8 lines |
| 21.15 | Tue Jan 26 1993 23:55 | say THAT three times fast...thatthatthat.. | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 22.0 | Thu Nov 19 1992 00:38 | Sexual Subsitutes | 7 lines |
| 22.1 | Thu Nov 19 1992 00:40 | one night in Bangkok... | 8 lines |
| 22.2 | Thu Nov 19 1992 00:44 | you be frank and i'll be earnest... | 16 lines |
| 22.3 | Thu Nov 19 1992 00:51 | masonry drill(s)... | 17 lines |
| 22.4 | Thu Nov 19 1992 00:56 | ...i don't know, i never tried to light it... | 8 lines |
| 22.5 | Thu Nov 19 1992 00:59 | the lights are on but nobody's home... | 8 lines |
| 22.6 | Thu Nov 19 1992 01:03 | Dr. Meoff and his boy Jack... | 8 lines |
| 22.7 | Thu Nov 19 1992 01:13 | it's the goyem's fault.... | 8 lines |
| 22.8 | Wed Jan 13 1993 22:53 | birds of a feather ? | 8 lines |
| 22.9 | Wed Jan 13 1993 22:55 | a kilt helps | 8 lines |
| 22.10 | Wed Jan 13 1993 22:59 | accent is on Mad-ras' | 8 lines |
| 22.11 | Wed Jan 13 1993 23:03 | where's that hum a-coming from __Zappa | 8 lines |
| 22.12 | Wed Jan 13 1993 23:05 | is that my rod and staff or yours ? | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 23.0 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:01 | ...of Madames and trollops... | 8 lines |
| 23.1 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:03 | i think i knew this gal... | 8 lines |
| 23.2 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:05 | ...all taxes included... | 8 lines |
| 23.3 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:14 | ...tell me story... | 43 lines |
| 23.4 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:17 | ...from the heartland... | 8 lines |
| 23.5 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:21 | je ne parle pas tres en peu... | 8 lines |
| 23.6 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:23 | ...these guys live in East Boston... | 8 lines |
| 23.7 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:27 | ...pistons keep on turnin... | 8 lines |
| 23.8 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:29 | there are only so many hours in the day... | 8 lines |
| 23.9 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:33 | ..leona helmsley ?!! | 8 lines |
| 23.10 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:37 | ...blind dates from hell... | 8 lines |
| 23.11 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:39 | ...dyslexic telegraphy... | 8 lines |
| 23.12 | Wed Jan 27 1993 00:43 | there ONCE was a harlot at Yale ??! | 8 lines |