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Conference deceat::old_cycles

Title:Welcome to CYCLES
Notice:THIS IS THE OLD CYCLES FILE - READ ONLY
Moderator:NEPHI::COAR
Created:Thu Sep 01 1988
Last Modified:Tue Feb 15 1994
Last Successful Update:Wed Apr 23 1997
Number of topics:402
Total number of notes:14130

150.0. "OFFICIAL Cycles-Jokes" by 49ER::R_WAMELING () Fri Jan 06 1989 14:24

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150.1*HOW* cold was it ??????BUFFER::PCORMIERNo good deed goes unpunishedFri Jan 06 1989 14:368
150.2Chuckles & yuksFORCE::ANDERSENFri Jan 06 1989 14:5011
150.3It was sooooooooooo cold... 17675::HOKENSTROMI don't want a pickle...Fri Jan 06 1989 14:505
150.417675::HOKENSTROMI don't want a pickle...Fri Jan 06 1989 14:544
150.5Monkeying around...CIMNET::PIERSONMilwaukee Road Track InspectorFri Jan 06 1989 18:0414
150.62 Steven Write and one weird one.KRYPTN::NEESERI would rather eat worms than ride riceMon Jan 23 1989 19:1552
150.7Modify profile/personal_name="string"KRYPTN::NEESERI'll eat worms before I ride riceMon Jan 23 1989 19:244
150.8English signs in foreign climesEAYV01::JMORRISONTue Jan 24 1989 07:3593
150.9STROKR::DEHAHNTue Jan 24 1989 08:376
150.10NETEAM::HANSONMy Bessie can't be beat!Tue Jan 24 1989 09:303
150.11A riddleEEMELI::HAKAMAKIMens Sana in Corporate SaunaWed Jan 25 1989 06:207
150.12Probably do it again!!USEM::CALCAGNIA.F.F.A.Wed Jan 25 1989 09:072
150.13Its a Yoke son.FORCE::ANDERSENFri Jan 27 1989 13:3431
150.14Many, Many 8*)'s!NETEAM::HANSONMy Bessie can't be beat!Fri Jan 27 1989 14:0433
150.15sunshine sunshine sunshine sunshineSTROKR::DEHAHNFri Jan 27 1989 14:2124
150.16VTWIN::HOKENSTROMI don't want a pickle...Fri Jan 27 1989 14:346
150.17Your BAD to the BONECANDY::CASTIGLIONEDaytona BoundFri Jan 27 1989 14:527
150.18Im sorry, please forgive.FORCE::ANDERSENFri Jan 27 1989 15:227
150.19USEM::DIONNEFri Jan 27 1989 15:403
150.20STROKR::DEHAHNFri Jan 27 1989 15:4921
150.21FORCE::ANDERSENFri Jan 27 1989 15:548
150.22COMET::MONTGOMERYCorbett, puppet of Dr.MFri Jan 27 1989 16:125
150.23Hey I like the Archies!USEM::CALCAGNIA.F.F.A.Fri Jan 27 1989 16:242
150.24badddddddFTMUDG::PFLUMRusty.. Kodiak Bear win DaytonaWed Feb 08 1989 09:338
150.25Bad?????CANDY::CASTIGLIONEDaytona BoundWed Feb 08 1989 10:088
150.26not tooo bad!FTMUDG::PFLUMRusty.. Kodiak Bear win DaytonaWed Feb 08 1989 11:527
150.27A lunchtime poemFORCE::ANDERSENTue Feb 21 1989 12:5743
150.28Yuk!!MPGS::HILDEBRANTI'm the NRATue Feb 21 1989 13:343
150.29Haggis and WhiskeyAYOV24::JMORRISONWed Feb 22 1989 03:196
150.30No titleMPGS::HILDEBRANTI'm the NRAWed Feb 22 1989 09:266
150.31Diet of ChampionsAYOV24::JMORRISONThu Feb 23 1989 03:2713
150.32O.K....I'll try it!MPGS::HILDEBRANTI'm the NRAThu Feb 23 1989 08:215
150.33Haggis 'n 'NeepsSUBURB::TANNERMThe Grand WazooThu Feb 23 1989 08:579
150.34Speaking of things British...KELVIN::CGORDONThu Feb 23 1989 17:2929
150.35Another topical British joke......SUBURB::TANNERMThe Grand WazooFri Feb 24 1989 08:3224
150.36Thank the nice officer.49ER::R_WAMELINGI like to ride my bike.Mon Mar 13 1989 14:0724
150.37One for the DukeFORCE::ANDERSENMon Mar 13 1989 14:3120
150.38heres one from oz.SNOC01::TANNERAll is clouded by desireMon Mar 13 1989 15:4915
150.39I took my state vacationPBA::WOODv-=-=-R~C-=-=-vWed Apr 12 1989 17:359
150.40Viva Le DifferenceFORCE::ANDERSENWed Apr 12 1989 17:459
150.41{8^VRAIN::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATWed Apr 12 1989 18:0115
150.42-NETEAM::HANSONOne of these days I'll figure it outWed Apr 12 1989 19:087
150.43White line Willy fan's?????RAIN::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATWed Apr 12 1989 23:0713
150.44If push comes to shove...NETEAM::HANSONOne of these days I'll figure it outThu Apr 13 1989 09:5911
150.45Iron HorzMPGS::MIKRUTRide Forever......Forever Free!!Thu Apr 13 1989 10:096
150.46Think I'll go home at lunch and get the bike.NETEAM::HANSONOne of these days I'll figure it outThu Apr 13 1989 11:364
150.47No outlaws????ELMAGO::MBRODDThu Apr 13 1989 14:379
150.48here's a riddle...MPGS::MIKRUTRide Forever......Forever Free!!Thu Apr 13 1989 14:4818
150.49Two Wheel Education.RAIN::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATThu Apr 13 1989 17:2611
150.50I just made this up.FORCE::ANDERSENWed Apr 19 1989 17:017
150.52Turn on, drop out!USEM::CALCAGNIA.F.F.A.Thu Apr 20 1989 16:014
150.54FORCE::ANDERSENFri Apr 21 1989 09:448
150.56Blast from the PastFORCE::ANDERSENFri Apr 21 1989 13:444
150.57ok Macaroon, how did you do it!?MAMIE::DILLONIt's never to lateFri Apr 21 1989 14:0514
150.59MORAL OF THE STORYHPSTEK::CONTRACTORWed May 03 1989 11:0932
150.61it's right this time..FTMUDG::PFLUMLinda love that Sporty go #27Thu May 18 1989 11:5629
150.62CSC32::BUTTERWORTHThu May 18 1989 13:422
150.63This one's a li'l dirty...FSSB::GRANSTROMWork? Not me, I've got bellyache!Thu May 18 1989 14:3145
150.64approved by moderatorSTROKR::DEHAHNThu May 18 1989 14:425
150.65I liked it ;->FTMUDG::PFLUMLinda love that Sporty go #27Thu May 18 1989 17:275
150.66I liked it tooHDSRUS::JOE_RILEYWHO MEFri May 19 1989 00:448
150.69HAAXIS::NEESERI'll eat worms before I ride riceSun May 21 1989 23:436
150.71heard this on 'BCN yesterday...BUFFER::PCORMIERNo good deed goes unpunishedThu May 25 1989 16:2422
150.72OR.....SENIOR::SHAWRoman! Rob's on the phoneThu May 25 1989 16:596
150.73Made a rough day better.NETEAM::HANSONOne of these days I'll figure it outThu May 25 1989 18:123
150.74ABYSS::lambertThings fall apart; it's scientificThu May 25 1989 18:4837
150.76ABYSS::lambertThings fall apart; it's scientificFri May 26 1989 14:5845
150.79oh no she's back! ;->FTMUDG::PFLUMLinda love my Sporty..go #27 Rusty!Wed Jun 28 1989 10:4322
150.80I know that girl!SENIOR::SHAWDon't ask me, I just fly'emMon Aug 14 1989 12:3724
150.82repetitious repeatSMURF::LAMBERTThings fall apart; it's scientificFri Sep 22 1989 16:592
150.83Just one of the four signs of growing old.MMO03::MCKNIGHTWindjammerFri Sep 22 1989 18:0211
150.84a title for my replySMURF::LAMBERTThings fall apart; it's scientificMon Sep 25 1989 10:464
150.85Seems like I may have posted this before, but...MMO03::MCKNIGHTWindjammerTue Sep 26 1989 13:0014
150.86The Iron RaindeerRAIN::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATThu Oct 19 1989 15:1637
150.87CSC32::BUTTERWORTHThu Oct 19 1989 19:0317
150.88another lawyer joke :-)BUFFER::PCORMIERThe more laws, the less justiceFri Oct 20 1989 13:079
150.89CIMNET::PIERSONon a mission for gummowitzFri Oct 20 1989 13:2410
150.90TRI-STATE-MEGABUCKSBTOVT::PEDERSENDIt's not safe here anymore-EARTH!Fri Oct 20 1989 14:0011
150.91He learned it from RussiaMMO03::MCKNIGHTWindjammerTue Oct 24 1989 13:4013
150.92MPGS::MIKRUTDon't you boys know any NICE songs?Tue Oct 24 1989 13:525
150.93cyclic lustSENIOR::SHAWPearl Cweem keeps me wooking yungTue Oct 24 1989 14:4414
150.94Use Harley Honey'sEXIT26::ZIKATue Oct 24 1989 15:251
150.95a low blow, indeed...MPGS::MIKRUTDon't you boys know any NICE songs?Tue Oct 24 1989 15:388
150.96Huh?JUPITR::HILDEBRANTI'm the NRAWed Oct 25 1989 16:243
150.97Murphy's Laws and Other ObservationsEXIT26::ZIKATue Nov 28 1989 08:36149
150.98Addenda to .97DICKNS::WELLCOMESteve Wellcome (Maynard)Tue Nov 28 1989 09:325
150.99It doesn't have to do with bikes, but...GRANPA::MWALLAThe Fat Man's Coming!Fri Dec 08 1989 11:3024
150.100MSDOA::MCKNIGHTHstryAntWhtItUs2B-NvrWilBeEthr!Mon Dec 11 1989 13:224
150.101HOG Humor... :^)BTOVT::PEDERSENDThe Wizzard of OddFri Dec 15 1989 10:1715
150.102Hard Work, Training, and Highly Modified UralsMSDOA::MCKNIGHTHstryAntWhtItUs2B-NvrWilBeEthr!Wed Dec 27 1989 15:328
150.103HPSTEK::SKIESTSave a tree eat a beaverFri Jan 12 1990 08:5315
150.104NOT FUNNYWFOV12::SISEFri Jan 12 1990 09:4421
150.105not a hard question, really!MPGS::MIKRUTDon't you boys know any NICE songs?Fri Jan 12 1990 09:535
150.106STROKR::DEHAHNFri Jan 12 1990 09:567
150.107ENOVAX::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATFri Jan 12 1990 16:048
150.108CSSE::PDAVIESunemployed,hungry?eat ya foreign carMon Jan 15 1990 09:0411
150.109This one ain't DIRTY, like ~~Paul's~~! :^)MPGS::MIKRUTDon't you boys know any NICE songs?Mon Jan 15 1990 09:1022
150.110It was only a matter of time...BUFFER::PCORMIERThe more laws, the less justiceMon Jan 15 1990 09:428
150.111yet another sicko...CSC32::L_THOMASMon Jan 15 1990 09:536
150.112Nasty1BTOVT::PEDERSENDLookin' Back In Front Of Me..Mon Jan 15 1990 10:486
150.113WHATIF::CROTEAUYerUglyAndYerMammaDressesYaFunnyMon Jan 15 1990 10:5112
150.115Now thats real, "Ring Around The Collar"!BTOVT::PEDERSENDLookin' Back In Front Of Me..Thu Jan 18 1990 06:257
150.116STROKR::DEHAHNThu Jan 18 1990 07:508
150.117Still My Kind Of GirlFACVAX::SOTTILEOrient ExpressThu Jan 18 1990 08:238
150.118USEM::DIONNEThu Jan 18 1990 08:373
150.119I thought you had to have author's permission, not just a headerMSDOA::MCKNIGHTHstryAntWhtItUs2B-NvrWilBeEthr!Thu Jan 18 1990 09:1114
150.120BARUBA::REARWINtraining, prayers, vitaminsThu Jan 18 1990 09:421
150.123You'll love this.....CSC32::BUTTERWORTHThu Jan 18 1990 14:5499
150.124CSC32::BUTTERWORTHThu Jan 18 1990 14:568
150.125ENOVAX::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATThu Jan 18 1990 17:0411
150.126!IOSG::CATLIN"Magnificent engines of steel and gleem..."Fri Jan 19 1990 05:0126
150.127LOOKUP::SOTTILEOrient ExpressFri Jan 19 1990 11:387
150.128ANOTHER grounding strap 'present' -- Wow!MSDOA::MCKNIGHTHstryAntWhtItUs2B-NvrWilBeEthr!Fri Jan 19 1990 12:3811
150.129Crude humor to follow......BUFFER::PCORMIERThe more laws, the less justiceThu Feb 01 1990 16:2168
150.130Watch that "Back Blast"!WFOV11::SISEFri Feb 02 1990 13:206
150.131ENOVAX::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATMon Feb 19 1990 16:4036
150.132Good one...IOSG::CATLINSend my credentials to the house of detention...Tue Feb 20 1990 04:250
150.133STROKR::DEHAHNTue Feb 20 1990 08:187
150.134Lets see...CSC32::L_THOMASTue Feb 20 1990 09:539
150.135long...but worth it.CSC32::J_KALINOWSKIForget NAM?....NEVER!Tue Feb 20 1990 21:3258
150.136PAR FOR THE interCOURSESSGV01::ANDERSENFULL EFFECTWed Feb 21 1990 13:4643
150.137STROKR::DEHAHNWed Feb 21 1990 16:357
150.138Here's one to go w/your morning coffee...BUFFER::PCORMIERThe more laws, the less justiceThu Feb 22 1990 08:1817
150.139Gimme A BUD!BTOVT::PEDERSENDHaaaaaa!, Willy, ya kill me.Thu Mar 01 1990 14:0553
150.140You'll like this one.:^)ENOVAX::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATThu Mar 01 1990 18:3913
150.141Ice Cream Anyone??BTOVT::PEDERSENDAlmost time to Feel the THUNDER!Thu Mar 08 1990 12:3424
150.142re: .141 Must have been the lady's husband!! :^)MPGS::MIKRUTDon't you boys know any NICE songs?Thu Mar 08 1990 13:4421
150.143exMSDOA::MCKNIGHTMacaRoon -- 1,000 excuses Thu Mar 08 1990 16:506
150.144Yuck, yuck....BTOVT::PEDERSENDNice Computers Don't Go DownThu Mar 15 1990 12:2952
150.145Addendum.SENIOR::SHAWNobody gives a damn about ApathyThu Mar 15 1990 12:384
150.146UG2IT::FRICKWed Mar 28 1990 11:5413
150.147... "Bribing an officer? Oh NO SIR!"MSDOA::MCKNIGHTMacaRoon -- 1,001 excuses!Fri Mar 30 1990 10:3112
150.148From USENET rec.humor.funny notesfileVAJRA::rwoodToto Kansasoseum non est cognitoFri Apr 27 1990 13:43227
150.149Owww, that'll get yer attentionBTOVT::PEDERSENDThis space is un-occupiedThu May 10 1990 09:0351
150.150CSSE::PDAVIESunemployed,hungry?eat ya foreign carThu May 17 1990 09:534
150.151Let's hope it's a "good week" for Ms.SENIOR::SHAWSolar powered flashlight ownerThu May 17 1990 10:166
150.152There'll be a quiz on Monday...CIMNET::PIERSONA friend of ERP'sTue May 22 1990 18:1149
150.153Hey, I like polkas!ISLNDS::KELLYThu May 24 1990 15:094
150.154Oldie but SENIOR::SHAWYou want fries with that?Thu May 24 1990 15:388
150.155I don't make 'em up, just forward 'em -->BTOVT::PEDERSENDThis space is un-occupiedFri May 25 1990 08:4554
150.156Another variant of jokeSTAR::NORCOTTWakarimasu ka?Fri May 25 1990 11:0510
150.157SPCA would love THIS oneMVDS01::READIOA Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman LocksTue May 29 1990 16:5632
150.158German beer drinking song from USENETSTAR::NORCOTTWakarimasu ka?Wed May 30 1990 11:0729