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1211.1 | Snap! | BAHTAT::FORCE4::hilton | How's it going royal ugly dudes? | Tue Sep 04 1990 14:20 | 17 |
| Bruce,
Strange, I get a similiar affect, but my force field has recently been
dragging people into the middle lane of an empty motorway.
I think mine and another guys must have clashed onSunday.I was behind a
Mercedes, stuck in the middle lane, inside lane was empty. So I flash
the Mercedes, once, three, three times, nothing happens. I pull out to
overtake, at the same time another guy overtakes the Mercedes on the
inside, and she stays in the middle lane until she disappears ou of my
rear view mirror!
It nmakes me so MAD!
Greg
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1211.2 | Also on A and B roads! | IOSG::MITCHELL | Elaine | Tue Sep 04 1990 14:23 | 3 |
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This force field is even more disconcerting when it happens on A roads,
during overtaking manoevers!
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1211.3 | May the farce be with you. | MCGRUE::FRENCHS | G6ZTZ and by | Tue Sep 04 1990 14:45 | 14 |
| The very same thing happend to me on an A road. The great thing is that the
force field on the Landrover protected me when I decided to just move over
back into the correct lane.The other car soon moved when someting twice the
size and weighing best part of two tonnes was getting too cloe for comfort.
The whole story is in here some where.
If anybody fancies a trip round town in the Landy one lunchtime to see some
idiots your welcome. I think the force fiedl round the Landy turns most drivers
insane.
Simon
:-)
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1211.4 | | FORTY2::QUICK | Sixteen hands between my legs... | Tue Sep 04 1990 15:07 | 5 |
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The Range Rover's force field actually seems to move
fast-lane hogs back into the middle lane... funny thing
is it seemed to work much better with my old white one
than it does with the new green one...
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1211.5 | Magnet down the middle | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Tue Sep 04 1990 15:24 | 12 |
| It's odd, it must be the time of year (now that the crop circles season
is over). This morning on the M4, I pulled out behind a car in the
middle lane I wanted to overtake. Since there was a much faster car
(Porsche) zooming up in the outside lane, I flashed the first car to
move over, which he kindly did (into the now empty nearside lane). As
I pulled back into the nearside lane after overtaking, I watched him in my
mirror. He pulled violently back into the middle lane and carried on.
I carried on watching him, on and off, for a couple of miles: eventually
he must have realized that there really was another lane there, and I
hadn't really forced him on to the hard shoulder, 'cos he pulled over.
Jeff.
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1211.7 | Invisible Catapult ? | ESDC2::MUDAN | Flying VAX Doctor... | Tue Sep 04 1990 16:16 | 17 |
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This "force field" must be related, or must have opposing 'polarity',
to the "Invisible Catapult Syndrome" that occasionally crops up at
traffic lights.
It seems to affect smaller cars. Or cars that have an over-rev problem.
Sometimes XR3's are particularily affected. There's also an effect on
the driver's neck, similar to a full-nelson, which renders the driver
unable to look anywhere else except into your car. Often with an ugly
grin on his face.
I noticed that this phenomenon acts more voilently if the road in front
narrows to a single lane or if the vehicle next to you is using a right
turn only lane to go straight ahead.
Luckily, I tend to rev, rev... and then...turn left.
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1211.8 | | MARVIN::RUSLING | Hastings Upper Layers | Tue Sep 04 1990 16:54 | 8 |
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I've noticed an interesting effect in my wife's Cavalier. It
excerts strange forces on otherwise innocent Fiesta 1.1 populars.
They get dragged into the next lane, and, engine revving fit to
fall out, they drag themselves past at almost 1, maybe 2 mph faster
until, exhausted, they collapse back into the lane I'm in. Of course,
at this point the field collapses and I catch them up, overtake them
and then we go through the whole routine again.
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1211.9 | To be specific ... | NEARLY::GOODENOUGH | | Tue Sep 04 1990 17:33 | 8 |
| There is also gravity - a force field which seems to affect some cars.
You're driving at a constant x mph, when the road starts to slope
down. The car behind speeds up, overtakes, and pulls back in. You
carry on following the car until the road starts to slope up.
Mysteriously, the car that recently overtook you slows down until it's
going more slowly than you want to, and you have to overtake again.
Jeff.
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1211.10 | Look at that pratt behind me dear | COMICS::MILLAR | No Porn please I'm Graphic | Tue Sep 04 1990 17:45 | 14 |
| One must not confuse this field with the infamous "you want past me but
I won't let you" syndrome.
This usually is apparent on "A" or "B" roads when the car you want to
pass flogs it's guts out on the only available passing place then
trundles around corners and hills, whils't the driver explains to his
embarassed passenger how he can out run any other car on the road
because he has a "JAN SPEED" exhaust and wide wheels which have
transformed his car into a "GROUP A" Rally car, where the choke button
is really a secret boost control.
Bruce
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1211.12 | Now that's what I call a force field! | UKCSSE::RDAVIES | Live long and prosper | Wed Sep 05 1990 11:16 | 17 |
| reminds me of the time many many many years ago when I had a renault 5
base (and I mean base, like the base you get in holland is a lot baser
than the UK base!) which only had an 850cc engine.
I was coming back to holland from the UK, we had the roof rack loaded
up to a heaigt almost equal to the height of the car (if you think this
is exagerating I can show you the picture). Going along the belgian
motorways at about 3am was rough, maximum speed I could get was about
55 MPH.
However, whenever I got behind a lorry I could accelerate really fast,
swing out at the last minute....
and slow right down! The wind drag was so great I couldn't overtake
ANYTHING.
Richard
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1211.13 | | TASTY::JEFFERY | Tears of disbelief spilling out of my eyes | Wed Sep 05 1990 11:20 | 4 |
| I had the force field effect trying to overtake a Sierra 1.6L in my
Renault 5 Campus (discourtesy car). I was doing 60mph, and decided to
overtake him, and the ******* speeded up to 80mph, which is perilously
close to the Campus's top speed!
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1211.14 | | CHEST::SAXBY | Time to say something contentious! | Wed Sep 05 1990 11:20 | 11 |
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The last note reminds me of the time the Renault dealer lent me
a 5 Campus while my 5 Turbo was serviced.
To drive, the car felt remarkably similar and when I reached the
small stretch of dual carriageway where I normally overtook I forgot
I had about 80 hp less and pulled out to zap past the lorry in
front of me. Needless to say, great embarrasment resulted when I found
I couldn't get past it!
Mark
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1211.15 | We Brtis are bascially very polite | VOGON::MORGAN | What part of NO don't you understand? | Tue Feb 05 1991 21:20 | 11 |
| To read a nice, reasoned, well thought out, polite discussion ( !! ) as
to the merits of speeding, overtaking etc. etc. read note 727 in
PEAR::SOAPBOX.
And I thought this conference sometimes degenerated into a slanging
match. The guys in SOAPBOX have been taking lessons !!.
Rich
P.S. I don't know how to do the KP7 bit of magic !!
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1211.16 | | CRATE::RUTTER | Rut the Nut | Wed Feb 06 1991 09:24 | 5 |
| Press KP7 to add entry for PEAR::SOAPBOX
Re .15 - use command 'SET NOTE/CONF=PEAR::SOAPBOX'
J.R.
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1211.17 | press KP7 etc. | OVAL::ALFORDJ | Ice a speciality | Wed Feb 06 1991 09:27 | 7 |
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for a read-only (local to UK) conference
SET NOTE/CONF=VANITY::SOAPBOX
there is *LOADS* of traffic on SOAPBOX at the moment...
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1211.18 | I'm with the cat !! | VOGON::MORGAN | What part of NO don't you understand? | Wed Feb 06 1991 12:18 | 67 |
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The American Driving test. Copied with permission.
Read with the right frame of mind this is very funny.
Rich
Let's see just how 'level' the playing field is, shall
we? Take the test... the Road Alertness Test.
1) You are one of the herd driving 55 MPH. Each of the
nerdmobiles and family trucksters in the herd has one
car length's distance between it and its neighbors. A
meteor falls from the sky striking the car ahead of you.
Do you: a) cover your face with your hands and pray
b) keep singing that stupid song (off key)
c) apply brakes, cut the wheel, hit the guy beside you
d) shoot the gaps and get out of harm's way
e) wish you had listened to the traffic leaders
2) It's a gray, rainy day. The roads are slick and the truck ahead
of you is throwing so much mist in your windshield that even with
the wipers on high you can't see a thing. The ice cream you just
bought is melting, and the goo is starting to ruin the velour seat.
Do you: a) slow down until another truck gets in front of you
b) flash your headlights and fiddle with the radio
c) slam down the accelerator and pass the truck
d) pull over until the tulips bloom
e) wish you'd bought plastic seat covers
3) You are in a passing maneuver, getting around a trembling
granny who can barely see over the dashboard. You're doing the
legally acceptable 5 MPH over the limit, and just as you get
nose-to-nose with granny you see a cat leap into the road.
Do you: a) honk your horn and flip granny a bird
b) jam on your brakes and get rear-ended
c) grant the cat its death wish and get home early
d) swerve into oncoming traffic
e) swerve into granny shoving her into the ditch
4) You are sitting at a stale red light. You are the first
car in your lane. You are driving your Nerdmobile Gutless Calais.
The car behind you is a Ferrari 308GTS. The light turns green.
Do you: a) get out of your car and direct traffic
b) cover your eyes and scream
c) do your darndest to keep the Ferrari from passing
d) flash your headlights and fumble with the heater
e) give the Ferrari a run for its money
5) It is early afternoon. The roads are empty. Your windows
are down and the wind is whipping through your hair. Your speed
drifts a little higher than the legal limit. You see a cop ahead.
Do you: a) jam on the brakes and go into a wild spin
b) fasten your seat belt to avoid a second ticket
c) turn the radio up to drown out the siren
d) ease off the gas and drift to a slower speed
e) play chicken with the cop
6) You are doing the speed limit on a busy freeway. Rush hour
nears. Everyone around you is driving 7 MPH over the legal
limit. Even the cops are passing you and pacing the traffic.
Do you: a) get a clue and go with the flow
b) take down the cop's license number and report him
c) flash your headlights and change to a top 40 station
d) pull over and wait for the traffic to thicken
e) tap your brakes and lay on your winshield washer
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1211.19 | | SUBURB::PARKER | GOTTAJOB - regrettably outside DEC | Thu Feb 07 1991 13:19 | 3 |
| So where's the score sheet?
Steve
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