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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

594.0. "Ever Wonder Why ?????" by --UnknownUser-- () Thu Aug 27 1992 09:28

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594.2Why is it that...OAW::MILLERJames' & Joy's Daddy...�Thu Aug 27 1992 16:429
594.4At Micky D's35223::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Fri Aug 28 1992 06:411
594.5And...56733::REITHJim HANNAH:: Reith DSG1/2E6 235-8039Fri Aug 28 1992 08:282
594.8apartments?25259::SARTORIFri Aug 28 1992 10:052
594.93759::T_THEOHey Jones, WAIT UP!Fri Aug 28 1992 10:134
594.10Airline thought..56517::MOHNblank space intentionally filledFri Aug 28 1992 11:071
594.116297::BOUCHARDFri Aug 28 1992 11:582
594.126297::BOUCHARDFri Aug 28 1992 11:593
594.136297::BOUCHARDFri Aug 28 1992 11:593
594.146297::BOUCHARDFri Aug 28 1992 12:003
594.156297::BOUCHARDFri Aug 28 1992 12:014
594.166297::BOUCHARDFri Aug 28 1992 12:011
594.18RAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Fri Aug 28 1992 14:047
594.1939293::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSFri Aug 28 1992 15:034
594.2039293::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSFri Aug 28 1992 15:041
594.2135186::LEECHanatomically correctFri Aug 28 1992 15:131
594.2241430::LBURKEMon Aug 31 1992 09:256
594.23Just a Few...24723::WILSONMon Aug 31 1992 10:2426
594.24more ???32542::BROWNDances With WerewolvesMon Aug 31 1992 11:0910
594.2524723::WILSONMon Aug 31 1992 11:164
594.266297::BOUCHARDMon Aug 31 1992 11:183
594.27$.79 ea.33798::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Mon Aug 31 1992 11:464
594.28With friends like these...24723::WILSONTue Sep 01 1992 10:348
594.29grapenuts?57456::TWELSHTue Sep 01 1992 11:267
594.3124723::WILSONTue Sep 01 1992 13:367
594.32Airlines Why's... ???OAW::MILLERJames' & Joy's Daddy...�Tue Sep 01 1992 13:4916
594.35Dogs???6214::KBROCHWed Sep 02 1992 14:533
594.38Imponderables6296::GARDNERThu Sep 03 1992 07:0522
594.40how can this be?29753::LAVOIETom Lavoie 293-5705Fri Sep 04 1992 13:166
594.44Am I missing something?43050::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Mon Sep 07 1992 07:476
594.45trekkies beware . . . . . . .36058::CARROLLJImmanuel Kant was a real . . .Mon Sep 07 1992 09:2135
594.46whoopsie36058::CARROLLJImmanuel Kant was a real . . .Mon Sep 07 1992 09:229
594.54< KIDS >4156::MANYFri Sep 11 1992 13:575
594.5624723::WILSONMon Sep 14 1992 11:279
594.62"Hero Guns"6296::GARDNERWed Sep 16 1992 06:556
594.63The A Team33018::HANSONMe? Procrastinate? Just...You...Wait.Wed Sep 16 1992 08:1917
594.64don't forget the westersnCSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketWed Sep 16 1992 09:0220
594.65Don't forget all the tanks!STUDIO::COLAIANNIWed Sep 16 1992 09:297
594.66On the other hand...34223::NICODEMAvoid traffic; leave work at noonWed Sep 16 1992 09:3512
594.68He's really my HERO.....oohhh, wow7282::BPERKINSWed Sep 16 1992 13:119
594.71More A Team33018::HANSONThank you, Sir! May I have another?!Thu Sep 17 1992 11:2910
594.72Here's another one...10559::GARRETTJOFri Sep 18 1992 12:526
594.74Painters' ClothesCSC32::M_FRAZIERVMS is VMS, but Alpha isn&#039;t a VAX!Mon Sep 21 1992 10:075
594.75I know why 39293::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSMon Sep 21 1992 11:0110
594.76crackers36907::EHRLICHMon Sep 21 1992 20:023
594.7744126::BARLOWThu Sep 24 1992 04:351
594.7842139::ROODENBERGDwishing I was on an alcoholidayThu Sep 24 1992 05:483
594.79Si, Senor24723::WILSONThu Sep 24 1992 05:513
594.80Whaddaya Say?24723::WILSONThu Sep 24 1992 05:542
594.81$1,000,000,000.00 Grand Prize24723::WILSONThu Sep 24 1992 06:082
594.8224723::WILSONThu Sep 24 1992 06:113
594.8324723::WILSONThu Sep 24 1992 06:123
594.84BUSY::SLABOUNTYShake me, bake me.Thu Sep 24 1992 08:147
594.85has this happend to you?39293::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSThu Sep 24 1992 08:193
594.86Too many Big MACs?34873::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Sep 25 1992 08:325
594.89tabloid?58378::R_HOULEFri Sep 25 1992 13:553
594.903737::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Sep 25 1992 14:574
594.9125314::WELLCOMESteve Wellcome PKO3-1/D30Mon Sep 28 1992 07:4513
594.9335186::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Tue Sep 29 1992 07:133
594.94Do not adjust your set!26580::SWANSONFind all you need in your mindTue Sep 29 1992 08:076
594.9542139::RANWELLJNobody&#039;s HeroTue Sep 29 1992 08:233
594.96Give credit where it's due6602::COTEDave Cote, Hudson, MA. USA dtn 225-4166Tue Sep 29 1992 09:554
594.9757784::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadyTue Sep 29 1992 10:077
594.100COMET::COSTAMy name? E.M. Shorts, buddy.Fri Oct 09 1992 03:123
594.101ever woner why?GRANMA::GTOPPINGTue Nov 03 1992 12:283
594.102Sorry. It won't happen again. I promise to be funny next time.CSOA1::LEECHV-Day is here (doom).Tue Nov 03 1992 12:368
594.103BRUMMY::LAWTONDo vegetarians chew their nails?Thu Nov 26 1992 14:4023
594.104BUSY::SLABOUNTYThigh masterSat Nov 28 1992 13:376
594.105SAHQ::LUBERAmazing facts: Liebrandt highest paid BraveMon Nov 30 1992 14:212
594.106PSYLO::WILSONThu Dec 03 1992 11:515
594.107Traffic WHYS !SNOC01::IPSSG_JWWed Dec 30 1992 21:029
594.109PAMSRC::63508::BARRETTPolitically correct -- NOT!!Tue Feb 09 1993 16:524
594.110PAMSRC::63508::BARRETTPolitically correct -- NOT!!Tue Feb 09 1993 16:522
594.111Cheap tape anyone?WELCLU::YOUNGTue Feb 09 1993 18:383
594.112The way it SHOULD be.....STRATA::PHILLIPSMusic of the spheres.Wed Feb 10 1993 09:3617
594.113I've ALWAYS wondered why this is the case ??!!KIRKTN::JJACKI pray to MaccaWed Feb 10 1993 09:557
594.114GAVEL::JANDROWNo, I DON&#039;T think I look like Ozzie...Wed Feb 10 1993 17:267
594.115So annoyingKIRKTN::AMILLARAnd some late news just in.......Sat Feb 13 1993 06:046
594.116Hidden treasuresCOMET::VERMETTECThe guy with the Rush hat ... Sat Feb 13 1993 06:442
594.117LUDWIG::BOUCHARDSat Feb 13 1993 07:4316
594.118He deserved his cryogenic anal disorder yesterdayKIRKTN::JJACKI pray to MaccaSat Feb 13 1993 09:076
594.119Shazbabz and friendsJIMMY::SWRIGHTSat Feb 13 1993 09:4213
594.120Mystery solvedNEWVAX::SGRIFFINDTN 339-5391Sat Feb 13 1993 11:437
594.149PAKORA::AMILLARAnd some late news just in.......Mon Feb 22 1993 17:264
594.150HAL9000 says 'Hi!'NEMAIL::CARROLLJThe Bright-Eyed BoyMon Feb 22 1993 20:136
594.155METALX::SWANSONPeopleThinkI&#039;mCrazyButI&#039;mInDemandThu Mar 18 1993 12:599
594.156Yes!PSYLO::WILSONFormer proofraederFri Mar 19 1993 12:035
594.157BUSY::SLABOUNTYIt&#039;s a fine, fine dayMon Mar 29 1993 19:397
594.158BUSY::SLABOUNTYIt&#039;s a fine, fine dayMon Mar 29 1993 19:459
594.159BUSY::SLABOUNTYIt&#039;s a fine, fine dayMon Mar 29 1993 19:468
594.160BUSY::SLABOUNTYIt&#039;s a fine, fine dayMon Mar 29 1993 19:485
594.161GAVEL::JANDROWMaybe one day I&#039;ll be happy...........Tue Mar 30 1993 14:108
594.162PSYLO::WILSONArt, Empire, IndustryTue Mar 30 1993 15:595
594.163?USAT05::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Thu Apr 01 1993 13:338
594.1643D::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Thu Apr 01 1993 13:354
594.165Ok, so how 'bout the bandaid?USAT05::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Thu Apr 01 1993 14:0315
594.166BUSY::SLABOUNTYIt&#039;s a fine, fine dayThu Apr 01 1993 19:4514
594.167My wife is tired of me asking this questionCORPRL::RALTOIt&#039;s all part of the show!Mon Apr 12 1993 13:247
594.168PSYLO::WILSONThe DifappointedMon Apr 12 1993 13:336
594.169You put it where?CSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketMon Apr 12 1993 18:259
594.170invisible inkKARHU::PARENTwithout kids!!Wed Apr 14 1993 13:512
594.171SAHQ::LUBERAtlanta Braves: 1993 World ChampionsWed Apr 14 1993 14:202
594.172they do; it's called a changeupASIC::BARTOOComfortably NumbWed Apr 14 1993 16:471
594.173You could order a shopping-bag full...PSYLO::WILSONThe DifappointedThu Apr 15 1993 09:306
594.174May I Take Your Order? PSYLO::WILSONThe DifappointedThu Apr 15 1993 09:5432
594.175Heard it 100 times3D::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Thu Apr 15 1993 10:213
594.176CUPMK::T_THEOWhat do you know for sure?Fri Apr 16 1993 13:3414
594.177drive thru fun . . .NEMAIL::CARROLLJDoin&#039; the same thing twiceFri Apr 16 1993 14:3829
594.178Really Confuzes 'Em!PSYLO::WILSONThe DifappointedTue Apr 20 1993 09:135
594.179Nudder 1KYOA::HANSONNostalgia ain&#039;t what it used to be.Tue Apr 20 1993 14:167
594.180GAVEL::JANDROWAdorable, cute, and bubbly....Thu Apr 22 1993 11:4718
594.181SAHQ::LUBERAtlanta Braves: 1993 World ChampionsThu Apr 22 1993 12:143
594.182PSYLO::WILSONGood night, Stimpy...Thu Apr 22 1993 13:523
594.183PSYLO::WILSONGood night, Stimpy...Thu Apr 22 1993 14:046
594.184Please don't club me for this one.CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dances with WerewolvesThu Apr 22 1993 17:063
594.185LEVERS::WOODFORDThere is Life After DECThu Apr 22 1993 17:2612
594.186Some projects do (is there additional cost to be justified?)3D::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Thu Apr 22 1993 17:383
594.187Just driving home a point...CSC32::LUFFGood things come to those who BaitFri Apr 23 1993 11:057
594.190LUNER::CIDADOFri Apr 23 1993 15:296
594.191LEVERS::WOODFORDThere is Life After DECFri Apr 23 1993 16:472
594.192The mind is a terrible thing to baste.CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dances with WerewolvesFri Apr 23 1993 18:145
594.193Do one legged ducks swim in circles?TEMPE::WAGNERTuned to music no one can hear...Sun Apr 25 1993 06:3417
594.195Stolen material from CarlinLASCPM::BEAUREGARDLooking for HIGHER and FASTER!!Tue Apr 27 1993 14:305
594.196What do you think...OAW::MILLERJames&#039; &amp; Joy&#039;s Daddy...�Tue Apr 27 1993 16:246
594.197ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighTue Apr 27 1993 16:521
594.198LEVERS::WOODFORDThere is Life After DECTue Apr 27 1993 18:196
594.199It's a long ballLASCPM::BEAUREGARDLooking for HIGHER and FASTER!!Tue Apr 27 1993 20:171
594.200PUT this on the cardMAJORS::CLIFFEI&#039;ll warp my own space-time ...Wed Apr 28 1993 12:452
594.201PAMSRC::63508::BARRETTI must not waste bandwidthWed Apr 28 1993 13:372
594.202CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dances with WerewolvesWed Apr 28 1993 13:537
594.203Why not?PSYLO::WILSONI Walked with a ZombieWed Apr 28 1993 13:555
594.204METALX::SWANSONNever Say DieWed Apr 28 1993 14:127
594.206LEVERS::WOODFORDThere is Life After DECWed Apr 28 1993 15:4715
594.207?USAT05::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Wed Apr 28 1993 18:058
594.211PINION::WILSONDo you tip for a $200 haircut?Tue May 25 1993 13:014
594.212GAVEL::JANDROWIt&#039;s a good hair day!!!Wed Jun 02 1993 18:239
594.213ANGLIN::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itWed Jun 02 1993 18:546
594.214ZGOM19::SPKEEThu Jun 03 1993 01:043
594.215Nautical smilesMAJORS::DTPA11::BURKEPeasant whipping retard.Thu Jun 03 1993 08:3514
594.217LEVERS::WOODFORDReal Person seeks Real Position-Offers anyone?Fri Jun 04 1993 14:3010
594.218Why would you need to change it?GAUSS::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Fri Jun 04 1993 14:343
594.219CLUBUSHS01::LITMANASeasoned Beach BumFri Jun 04 1993 18:183
594.220And gray, too!PSYLO::WILSONBring back &#039;Billy Beer&#039;!Thu Jun 10 1993 14:546
594.221Alway greenerUSAT05::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Mon Jun 14 1993 14:345
594.222GAUSS::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Mon Jun 14 1993 15:181
594.223teeheeheeLEVERS::WOODFORDTREE CARMon Jun 14 1993 15:515
594.224Is he the man of steel or not?ANGLIN::SEITZA Smith &amp; Wesson beats 4 Aces.Tue Jun 29 1993 18:054
594.225WHY?JUPITR::BJUBINVILLES����L D�St�rT��Fri Jul 23 1993 07:049
594.226Bee LineCSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketFri Jul 23 1993 11:047
594.227Why is that?DECWET::HAYNESSat Jul 24 1993 00:489
594.228�?BRAT::SCHREIBER_GBrew Free or DieMon Jul 26 1993 09:281
594.229Smell my soap!29067::J_HENSONBut what about anemone handling?Mon Oct 04 1993 11:456
594.2308^)26608::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Mon Oct 04 1993 11:512
594.231Remember this?44234::DALEXANDERFloat like a bee sting like a butterfly ?Sun Oct 17 1993 02:015
594.232Total hemajoglian Kegnatters in a Cushti Vordong ! 44234::JJACKSun Oct 17 1993 19:4557
594.23326580::SWANSONRide The LightningTue Nov 16 1993 15:036
594.234back at you15838::WEWINGWed Nov 17 1993 09:434
594.23538107::DCLARKI&#039;m OK, you&#039;re dysfunctionalWed Nov 17 1993 10:224
594.236oh i get it, fault tolerant ;-O15838::WEWINGWed Nov 17 1993 12:241
594.23757742::JANDROWIm not fat, just fluffy.....Tue Nov 23 1993 12:354
594.238BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn&#039;t enoughTue Nov 23 1993 13:136
594.239arrrgghh36058::CARROLLJaka Dr. Emilio LazardoTue Nov 23 1993 13:575
594.240BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn&#039;t enoughTue Nov 23 1993 18:376
594.241Fractured Barney Song35450::JACOBTue Nov 23 1993 20:0111
594.24257742::JANDROWJe demande Dino....Wed Nov 24 1993 08:1710
594.24316598::WAGNERWe sleep wherever we fall....Sun Nov 28 1993 03:5422
594.24418698::STONE_AWhat??? We ain&#039;t???Fri Dec 03 1993 13:078
594.245May exist elsewhere, but what the hell.59360::PONDWed Dec 15 1993 12:2564
594.246LUNER::CIDADOWed Oct 19 1994 19:338