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Posting history for user KIRKTN::JJACK

504 notes across 11 conferences

Known Personal Names (41)

Against the famine & the crown....

Away the Arabs !

Big Funky Sex Machine

Coca-Cola Red Hot Celtic

Coca-Cola Red Hot Summer

c|e|l|t|i|c|

ELV THE PELV

Elv The Pelv

Elvis Cridlington

Enter the Minja

Europe: A Hun free zone

Everyone's gotta be an AEK lover

Everyone's gotta be an AKA lover

I pray to Macca

I'd like to ask the panel....

I'm a sphincter muscle

Is coming home to rest at Paradise

Just a Bhoy at Heart

Just a Bhoy at heart

Mr.Wobbly hides his helmet !

m|o|t|o|r|o|l|a

No way Pedro !!

Oh..Dai Jones !!!

Once a rebel.....

Once a Tim, always a Tim

Once a Tim..always a Tim !

Ooh Aah

Rebel Rebel

Rebel WITH a cause

rfc simply the best

Shift_D_Mad_Axe_Men_On_Tour_1991

Sugar Diabetes...The Welsh Flyweight

TCB

The Bhoys

The name is Bond.......Brass Bond !

Thunder rise, early in the mornin

Trub Clopicano shrinks are tree !

Two-Nil.......to the Celtic

WANTED:Defence for HMFC

We're on the one road......

Whaes a shammy doofer ?

Possible 5 Other Accounts for KIRKTN::JJACK

Username	Total Posts	First Post	Last Post	Most Used Personal Name
MASALA::JJACK	290	`Sun Aug 18 1991`	`Thu Jun 08 1995`	Is coming home to rest at Paradise
BHAJI::JJACK	11	`Sun Aug 28 1994`	`Thu Jan 26 1995`	Coca-Cola Red Hot Celtic
BHUNA::JJACK	44	`Wed Jun 06 1990`	`Tue Nov 01 1994`	Eye Yoosd to bee di2lekzik !
KURMA::JJACK	90	`Fri Jun 22 1990`	`Fri Nov 18 1994`	Shift_D_Mad_Axe_Men_On_Tour_1991
PAKORA::JJACK	390	`Fri Sep 13 1991`	`Thu Jan 12 1995`	Coca-Cola Red Hot Celtic

Summary of Posts

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Conference	Total Posts	Conference Title
trucks::football;1	413	Soccer Football Conference
7.286::humor	47	Humor - Read Note 2.*
hydra::dejavu	7	Psychic Phenomena
vaxcat::friends	7	Welcome to Friends!
irnbru::scotland	6	The Scotland Conference
marvin::uk_music	6	The UK Music Conference
tallis::celt	5	Celt Notefile
noted::sega	4	Sega Video Game Systems
rocks::uk_tv	4	Television and Films in the UK
futurs::terminal_art	4	Conference open for fun again!
7.286::digital	1	The Digital way of working

Conference 7.286::digital (The Digital way of working)

1 posts

TOPIC	3536.0	SQF Plant to be sold?
	3536.1	`Thu Dec 01 1994 05:47`	Worried of SQF !	3 lines

Conference 7.286::humor (Humor - Read Note 2.* )

47 posts

TOPIC	24.0	MY WIFE IS SO FAT ...
	24.70	`Wed Feb 10 1993 09:59`		5 lines
TOPIC	214.0	Garbled Lyrics
	214.142	`Fri Jan 27 1995 01:18`	She's a bit deef, sunny !	10 lines
TOPIC	223.0	Famous People on the Toilet
	223.148	`Mon Jun 04 1990 16:45`	Richard Pryor (Stir Crazy)	4 lines
	223.152	`Mon Jun 04 1990 16:56`	Jimmy Saville	1 lines
	223.153	`Mon Jun 04 1990 16:58`	Sir Douglas Bader	4 lines
	223.155	`Mon Jun 04 1990 17:05`	Murray Walker (motor racing commentator)	4 lines
	223.157	`Mon Jun 04 1990 17:12`	Jerry Lee Lewis (after a vindaloo & Guiness)	4 lines
	223.159	`Mon Jun 04 1990 17:17`	Kenny Rogers (The Gambler)	3 lines
	223.163	`Wed Jun 06 1990 15:18`	Paul Young	4 lines
	223.173	`Thu Jun 07 1990 20:29`	Frwank Mwoor (Call my bluff)	3 lines
	223.174	`Thu Jun 07 1990 20:30`	Greavsie	5 lines
	223.175	`Thu Jun 07 1990 20:42`	The Queen on the throne	4 lines
	223.203	`Tue Oct 08 1991 04:48`	A no longer constipated singer(Don't know the name	5 lines
TOPIC	227.0	Skoda Jokes
	227.5	`Thu Apr 19 1990 19:41`	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	5 lines
	227.6	`Thu Apr 19 1990 19:44`	duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!	2 lines
TOPIC	281.0	BEACH JOKES
	281.1	`Mon Jul 09 1990 19:41`	an old one !!	10 lines
TOPIC	294.0	`Fri Jul 06 1990 21:26`	Mary's little lamb topic	2 lines
	294.1	`Fri Jul 06 1990 21:29`	No doubt this'll be set hidden :-(	8 lines
	294.2	`Fri Jul 06 1990 21:34`	asheeee asheeee asheeeee !!!!	7 lines
	294.4	`Fri Jul 06 1990 22:31`	OOOOOOhhhhhh !!!...painful,huh ??!!	7 lines
	294.5	`Fri Jul 06 1990 22:34`	it gets worse doesn't it ???	6 lines
	294.6	`Fri Jul 06 1990 22:39`	And man..was he miffed !!!!	4 lines
	294.18	`Mon Jul 09 1990 16:55`	Firey stuff	6 lines
	294.19	`Mon Jul 09 1990 16:58`	Humpty Baseball Boot	6 lines
TOPIC	383.0	- One-Liners -
	383.9	`Sun Dec 01 1991 19:49`	Freddie Mercury type jokes !	12 lines
TOPIC	438.0	I.Q. TEST QUESTIONS
	438.2	`Fri Nov 15 1991 22:23`	Figure that one out then !	4 lines
TOPIC	573.0	LICENSE PLATES
	573.130	`Wed Mar 17 1993 05:53`	Come to think of it............It was mine !!!!!	9 lines
TOPIC	594.0	Ever Wonder Why ?????
	594.113	`Wed Feb 10 1993 09:55`	I've ALWAYS wondered why this is the case ??!!	7 lines
	594.118	`Sat Feb 13 1993 09:07`	He deserved his cryogenic anal disorder yesterday	6 lines
TOPIC	622.0	A Clinton never-ending story
	622.7	`Wed Feb 10 1993 10:00`		4 lines
	622.19	`Tue Feb 23 1993 21:31`	From `Ever wonder why ?'....to `Clintonland' !	13 lines
	622.21	`Sun Feb 28 1993 07:07`		3 lines
TOPIC	625.0	"King Kong" movie spin-offs....
	625.9	`Wed Mar 03 1993 05:25`		10 lines
TOPIC	653.0	Funny Names
	653.158	`Wed Aug 03 1994 00:16`	Weird huh ?	6 lines
TOPIC	719.0	Tasteless
	719.16	`Tue Jun 06 1995 21:39`	8*)	6 lines
TOPIC	741.0	BEST/MOST CLASSIC JOKE
	741.48	`Wed Aug 03 1994 00:12`	Thee Funniest one of all time !	4 lines
TOPIC	764.0	The "You can't get in without a tie" Topic
	764.1	`Mon Sep 05 1994 18:42`	Ha-Ha.....Laugh, I nearly started !	13 lines
TOPIC	820.0	Crap jokes.
	820.55	`Mon Apr 17 1995 15:36`	Crap, huh ?	51 lines
	820.62	`Sun Apr 23 1995 14:13`	Yes Martin, it was crap 8*))	8 lines
TOPIC	824.0	Fortunately & Unfortunately
	824.23	`Wed May 10 1995 10:20`	Or was he a "Jailhouse Cock" ?	15 lines
	824.28	`Wed May 10 1995 14:03`		7 lines
	824.107	`Mon Jun 05 1995 23:41`	Turds throwing turd paper	5 lines
	824.121	`Tue Jun 13 1995 04:33`		14 lines
	824.123	`Tue Jun 13 1995 10:08`	Some beard on ye Rolf !	18 lines
	824.125	`Wed Jun 14 1995 10:29`	Your turn !	23 lines
	824.127	`Thu Jun 15 1995 07:47`	Tak summa yon !	22 lines
	824.141	`Tue Jun 20 1995 01:28`		5 lines

Conference hydra::dejavu (Psychic Phenomena)

7 posts

TOPIC	27.0	UFO's
	27.515	`Sun Feb 19 1995 05:39`	Those Phillipino women sure are hot !	11 lines
	27.517	`Mon Feb 20 1995 02:57`	Weird, huh ?	5 lines
TOPIC	1468.0	TRUE GHOST STORIES....
	1468.21	`Sat Dec 03 1994 05:12`	And Rik Moranis was in it as well !	11 lines
TOPIC	1576.0	666
	1576.193	`Sun Oct 09 1994 22:02`	666: The number of the Police (Upside down)	14 lines
	1576.194	`Sun Oct 09 1994 22:12`	It gives you goosebumps just thinking about it	15 lines
TOPIC	1680.0	can it run in the family?
	1680.11	`Sun Oct 09 1994 21:55`	NOT	14 lines
TOPIC	2016.0	The White Tomb
	2016.5	`Thu Dec 08 1994 14:55`		4 lines

Conference irnbru::scotland (The Scotland Conference)

6 posts

TOPIC	16.0	South Queensferry site (SQF)
	16.27	`Sat Oct 08 1994 02:31`	What a difference 4 years (& a pay freeze) makes	6 lines
TOPIC	220.0	cup final
	220.1	`Sat Apr 10 1993 00:49`		4 lines
TOPIC	369.0	SCOT FM
	369.9	`Mon Feb 20 1995 15:35`	A hutcha crap !	8 lines
TOPIC	371.0	`Sat Oct 08 1994 02:42`	Note 324: Scot shot dead in Texas	1 lines
	371.1	`Sat Oct 08 1994 02:44`	Any info much appreciated	7 lines
TOPIC	391.0	Edinburg
	391.3	`Fri Feb 03 1995 10:31`	As in Justin Edinburg, the Spurs player !	4 lines

Conference marvin::uk_music (The UK Music Conference)

6 posts

TOPIC	356.0	Does Elvis live?
	356.25	`Fri Jul 30 1993 02:57`	The greatest !	26 lines
	356.30	`Sat Jul 31 1993 02:41`		14 lines
	356.32	`Sat Jul 31 1993 06:28`	Don't stert me btw !	8 lines
	356.34	`Sat Jul 31 1993 07:13`	Rug head: The great Axminster one !	3 lines
TOPIC	584.0	Limited editions
	584.30	`Sun Aug 01 1993 03:27`	I liked him better with the Argonauts myself !	6 lines
TOPIC	587.0	ALBUMS that stand the test of time
	587.61	`Sun Aug 01 1993 00:29`	To name but a few !	6 lines

Conference noted::sega (Sega Video Game Systems)

4 posts

TOPIC	121.0	Sonic the hedgehog
	121.39	`Sat Oct 02 1993 18:33`	I think...Ain't played it for ages !	9 lines
TOPIC	172.0	`Fri Sep 24 1993 11:10`	Terminator II: The Arcade Game	2 lines
	172.1	`Fri Sep 24 1993 11:22`	Assistance with Stage 3, Mission 1	19 lines
	172.2	`Fri Sep 24 1993 11:43`	Thanks anyway !	5 lines

Conference rocks::uk_tv (Television and Films in the UK)

4 posts

TOPIC	227.0	Victoria Wood
	227.4	`Mon Oct 24 1994 02:23`	Funnier that a funny thing on a very funny day	12 lines
	227.6	`Tue Oct 25 1994 01:48`	Mingin !	7 lines
	227.7	`Tue Oct 25 1994 01:51`	Or should that be "Woody" Wood of the Rollers ?	7 lines
TOPIC	667.0	Supermarket sweep
	667.14	`Mon Oct 24 1994 02:30`	GUFF !	5 lines

Conference tallis::celt (Celt Notefile)

5 posts

TOPIC	1349.0	Warrington;Slaughter of the innocent.
	1349.4	`Tue Mar 22 1994 10:04`	Why do you spend so much time in THIS notesfile ?	6 lines
TOPIC	1351.0	Sites to see in the north of the Republic and in Northern Ireland?
	1351.15	`Tue Mar 22 1994 10:07`	Which this notesfile seems to be heading for !	3 lines
TOPIC	1404.0	IRA Ceasefire
	1404.3	`Wed Aug 31 1994 09:19`	Now wait for a Loyalist rampage.........	4 lines
	1404.6	`Wed Aug 31 1994 10:17`	This Island will self destruct in five minutes	14 lines
TOPIC	1405.0	British Ceasefire
	1405.33	`Mon Sep 05 1994 18:22`	There's always some NUTCASE out there with a gun	8 lines

Conference trucks::football;1 ( Soccer Football Conference)

413 posts

TOPIC	2.0	Introduction and Rules
	2.105	`Thu Feb 16 1995 10:31`	Trouble with a capital `T' 8*))	11 lines
TOPIC	7.0	European Competitions
	7.158	`Wed Dec 18 1991 22:33`	UEFA Cup prediction time ?	9 lines
TOPIC	9.0	Quiz
	9.261	`Thu Jan 07 1993 02:35`	Murray International Metals (AKA Rangers FC)	6 lines
TOPIC	13.0	English League
	13.537	`Fri May 06 1994 18:47`	Come on !	4 lines
TOPIC	14.0	Scottish League
	14.1	`Sun Aug 18 1991 17:39`	Premier league results 17-8-91	19 lines
	14.2	`Sun Aug 18 1991 17:46`	Scottish 1st/2nd division results,17-8-91	12 lines
	14.24	`Thu Nov 21 1991 09:55`	Premier League results	11 lines
	14.97	`Sat Nov 27 1993 17:53`	Saturday's Results !	44 lines
	14.154	`Sat Oct 15 1994 17:05`	Half-Times	15 lines
	14.155	`Sat Oct 15 1994 18:04`	Full-Times	10 lines
	14.182	`Wed Jan 18 1995 07:24`	Motherwell & Falkirk...One more match played	14 lines
TOPIC	19.0	German League
	19.429	`Wed Aug 31 1994 11:13`	Pred: Borrusia Dortmund....5 Motherell......0	2 lines
TOPIC	20.0	Italian League
	20.206	`Sun Feb 07 1993 23:03`	Interested of SQF	6 lines
	20.208	`Mon Feb 08 1993 03:06`	8*) Thomas John Paul Dolan, The Rangers supporter	4 lines
	20.482	`Tue Jun 13 1995 14:59`	8*)	8 lines
TOPIC	25.0	European Championship Qualifying Group 2
	25.126	`Thu Nov 21 1991 09:59`	Pessimistic,moi ????	9 lines
TOPIC	31.0	Chelsea FC
	31.200	`Thu Feb 20 1992 00:25`	King of the centre-halves !	12 lines
	31.792	`Wed Dec 29 1993 15:35`	Chelsea are mingin btw !	9 lines
TOPIC	32.0	Manchester United FC
	32.345	`Wed Nov 20 1991 08:35`	European Super Cup Final	11 lines
	32.374	`Fri Nov 22 1991 15:06`	Wee Jinky's legs are still bruised to bits !	4 lines
	32.589	`Wed Dec 18 1991 22:41`		8 lines
	32.590	`Wed Dec 18 1991 22:44`	We're 10x more generous than any English !	11 lines
	32.1569	`Sat Jul 18 1992 11:01`	Should be a good'un !	7 lines
	32.2568	`Tue May 04 1993 18:10`	We'll outsing you again btw 8*))	10 lines
	32.3532	`Wed Feb 02 1994 12:49`	What a banana !	9 lines
	32.3540	`Wed Feb 02 1994 18:07`	OK OK..It should have read re.3528.....I Think !!!	11 lines
	32.4389	`Tue Sep 20 1994 21:41`	For reasons unknown !	7 lines
	32.4447	`Thu Sep 29 1994 12:34`	Why can't they televise Newcastle's matches ???	11 lines
	32.5008	`Tue Jan 17 1995 11:00`	There it's !	15 lines
	32.5024	`Tue Jan 17 1995 13:02`	Only kiddin !	8 lines
	32.5026	`Tue Jan 17 1995 13:20`	Senisble replies, PLEASE !!	16 lines
	32.5207	`Mon Feb 13 1995 06:00`	Come on ye Reds	4 lines
TOPIC	33.0	Leeds United FC
	33.790	`Thu Jul 23 1992 15:13`	Crap player to keep McAllister company !	7 lines
TOPIC	34.0	Liverpool FC
	34.2009	`Tue May 04 1993 18:13`		8 lines
	34.2287	`Mon Oct 11 1993 12:40`	Try having the Celts next time, guarenteed 40,000	10 lines
	34.2664	`Sun May 01 1994 05:31`	He's fat, he's round, he's worth �14..Mr.Whelan	8 lines
	34.3020	`Thu Nov 17 1994 15:19`	Or a beachhouse, coz he was offered a tortoise !	6 lines
	34.3208	`Wed Mar 15 1995 21:25`	Does he wear flute band trousers on the park ?	7 lines
TOPIC	35.0	Everton FC
	35.144	`Thu Nov 21 1991 09:51`	B@*%$!+S !!	11 lines
	35.698	`Fri Feb 05 1993 22:48`	Soon to be sharing the one brain cell at Ibrox	5 lines
TOPIC	38.0	Reading FC
	38.1239	`Sun Apr 23 1995 17:08`	Ooh err !	10 lines
	38.1244	`Tue Apr 25 1995 14:02`	Mark McGhee is still a Saint in my book	9 lines
TOPIC	43.0	Sheffield Wednesday FC
	43.153	`Wed Jul 28 1993 21:43`	Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!	10 lines
TOPIC	45.0	Tottenham Hotspur FC
	45.1157	`Fri Mar 04 1994 09:01`	My.....You're easily pleased !	2 lines
	45.2038	`Thu Mar 02 1995 00:15`	Sorry to spoil the party !	6 lines
TOPIC	46.0	Arsenal FC
	46.270	`Sun Dec 01 1991 23:51`		6 lines
	46.1032	`Fri May 21 1993 18:57`	Stuart Kennedy re-incarnated ?	8 lines
	46.1979	`Tue Mar 21 1995 10:25`	Late News, from Collins & Marconi	8 lines
TOPIC	47.0	Rangers FC
	47.134	`Mon Dec 16 1991 21:42`	8*)	26 lines
	47.230	`Tue Apr 14 1992 17:37`	Aye....Bears was the correct description !	2 lines
	47.242	`Sat May 09 1992 20:23`	An overwhelming Rangers win !!!!	8 lines
	47.292	`Tue Jul 14 1992 03:22`		6 lines
	47.350	`Mon Aug 31 1992 23:26`	Mikhailitchenko for Scotland !!!!!	25 lines
	47.512	`Tue Nov 24 1992 15:37`	Happy Hunting John Merrick look-a-likes !!!!	20 lines
	47.591	`Wed Jan 27 1993 09:02`	Turn left at Govan & enter Numpti land !!	25 lines
	47.619	`Fri Feb 05 1993 01:21`		29 lines
	47.641	`Wed Mar 03 1993 10:22`	One can only hope I'm wrong, & that you get humped	13 lines
	47.715	`Wed Mar 31 1993 10:15`	I'll have a pint of what that man is drinking	4 lines
	47.864	`Tue Apr 27 1993 20:29`	8*)))))	8 lines
	47.945	`Sat May 29 1993 23:40`	Face facts......for once in your life !!	33 lines
	47.950	`Sun May 30 1993 00:56`	Me finx the AYR-HEAD needs to Get a life !	9 lines
	47.1050	`Mon Aug 02 1993 22:15`	I don't believe that they were all English !!	8 lines
	47.1084	`Thu Aug 19 1993 20:22`	Big punts from one heefer to another !	7 lines
	47.1102	`Wed Sep 01 1993 21:35`	Latest from League Cup � final at Ibrox	9 lines
	47.1103	`Wed Sep 01 1993 22:33`	C'mon the Sheep !	10 lines
	47.1127	`Thu Sep 16 1993 03:09`	I jest thee not !	4 lines
	47.1134	`Fri Sep 17 1993 03:26`	Dont worry Drunken, it'll come...........NOT !!!	21 lines
	47.1182	`Sun Oct 03 1993 03:25`	Can I have a pair of those LEVSKI 501's please ?	15 lines
	47.1195	`Mon Oct 25 1993 08:48`	And what an awful match it was !	7 lines
	47.1200	`Mon Oct 25 1993 12:50`	And once more Rentokil have to be called in........	16 lines
	47.1202	`Mon Oct 25 1993 14:18`	Another season of perfect spelling I'd imagine !	11 lines
	47.1215	`Thu Nov 04 1993 04:44`	Smellyblackboabsfaeguvin......1 The Bhoys......2	17 lines
	47.1236	`Sat Nov 13 1993 09:59`	The Govan John Merrick lookalike XI	13 lines
	47.1270	`Mon Dec 13 1993 09:28`	They'll probably just slap the Gypo's wrist !	21 lines
	47.1272	`Mon Dec 13 1993 14:58`	Bob Carolgees & Spit the Hun !	21 lines
	47.1280	`Thu Dec 16 1993 18:20`	STILl the most loyal fans in the world !!!!!!	6 lines
	47.1294	`Wed Dec 29 1993 08:58`	Ta-Ta !	5 lines
	47.1312	`Mon Jan 24 1994 20:57`	Favouritism !	7 lines
	47.1337	`Thu Feb 24 1994 03:21`	No I wasn't....I was in the Pub !!	2 lines
	47.1345	`Thu Mar 03 1994 18:06`	Naw it's noa...It's coz they're Tims !!!! 8*)))	1 lines
	47.1401	`Wed Apr 20 1994 15:19`	Got it in one....or two !	5 lines
	47.1408	`Fri Apr 29 1994 00:15`	What a Richard !	5 lines
	47.1412	`Fri Apr 29 1994 21:35`	Oh....You can smell them from here !	12 lines
	47.1413	`Sun May 01 1994 06:01`	The pigeon(English) man of Alcatraz !	19 lines
	47.1449	`Fri May 06 1994 18:53`	JPR Ferguson	7 lines
	47.1510	`Sun May 22 1994 08:19`	Re.1487.....You were saying Iain ?	5 lines
	47.1548	`Fri Jun 17 1994 05:17`	Jenny Fleck't oan that !	5 lines
	47.1605	`Thu Aug 11 1994 08:02`	8*))))))))	2 lines
	47.1607	`Thu Aug 11 1994 09:59`	8*)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))	5 lines
	47.1670	`Fri Aug 26 1994 15:29`	Greek team gets a corner, & sets up a Kebab Shop !	16 lines
	47.1671	`Sun Aug 28 1994 08:36`	Annihilated yet again !	8 lines
	47.1672	`Sun Aug 28 1994 10:06`	Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy,	9 lines
	47.1680	`Sun Aug 28 1994 13:38`	Final Whistle = No Huns at Ibrox.....Oh yes etc...	21 lines
	47.1684	`Sun Aug 28 1994 14:55`	Chip on my shoulder...??? NAW...it's a boulder !	24 lines
	47.1687	`Sun Aug 28 1994 19:14`	8*)	4 lines
	47.1723	`Mon Sep 05 1994 20:22`	Get to Falkirk.....or Athens......or Parkhead !	4 lines
	47.1743	`Tue Sep 20 1994 21:39`	5.9 for Durie's triple sulko with back-flip !	22 lines
	47.1788	`Sat Oct 08 1994 02:18`	8*))	6 lines
	47.1827	`Tue Nov 15 1994 18:02`	It's an Embarrassment !	4 lines
	47.1915	`Tue Jan 17 1995 10:54`	The Sunday Mail's noa biased.....Is it ???	17 lines
	47.1955	`Mon Feb 13 1995 05:58`	8*)	1 lines
	47.1964	`Thu Feb 16 1995 08:28`	Snaffled from the Internet !	8 lines
	47.1966	`Thu Feb 16 1995 10:04`	8*)	9 lines
	47.1970	`Tue Feb 21 1995 07:14`	Celts for the Cup !	6 lines
	47.1981	`Thu Feb 23 1995 15:27`	Especially if the woman was still in them !	6 lines
	47.2031	`Sun Apr 23 1995 12:38`	400 quid please !...Who's the "Beggars" now ???	12 lines
	47.2036	`Sun Apr 30 1995 23:09`	Buenos dias, Oh Billy Nino !	8 lines
	47.2038	`Mon May 01 1995 20:23`	Look no further than Govan for bandwagon fans !	19 lines
	47.2040	`Tue May 02 1995 02:14`	You don't half write some pish !	25 lines
	47.2088	`Wed Jun 07 1995 20:19`	We'll see who's the better player !	12 lines
TOPIC	48.0	Celtic FC
	48.14	`Tue Aug 20 1991 15:21`	8*)))	9 lines
	48.41	`Sat Sep 28 1991 01:46`	Watch this space !!	17 lines
	48.111	`Fri Nov 08 1991 12:00`	2-1 to Celtic ?????	33 lines
	48.120	`Sat Nov 16 1991 23:04`	Hearts deserved their 2 points	28 lines
	48.125	`Thu Nov 21 1991 09:52`	Another point dropped at home 8*((((	93 lines
	48.132	`Thu Nov 21 1991 17:31`	Sorry auld mate !	15 lines
	48.138	`Sun Dec 01 1991 23:54`	re.137 I think you'll find I'm correct 8*))))	13 lines
	48.140	`Thu Dec 05 1991 10:53`	Marshall's 3rd shut-out in a row btw !	48 lines
	48.143	`Mon Dec 16 1991 21:33`	Another flattering scoreline btw !	29 lines
	48.166	`Wed Feb 05 1992 07:35`	To move or not to move....that is the biq question	6 lines
	48.181	`Thu Feb 20 1992 22:21`		20 lines
	48.191	`Sun Mar 15 1992 13:41`	Match Result	9 lines
	48.210	`Mon Mar 23 1992 20:28`	Football, football & more football please !	14 lines
	48.231	`Thu Apr 16 1992 18:58`	What a stroker of the 1st degree !!	7 lines
	48.241	`Thu May 14 1992 12:47`	All the Scottish teams will go out in Rd.1 anyway	18 lines
	48.247	`Tue May 19 1992 12:36`		25 lines
	48.307	`Sat Jul 18 1992 11:08`		14 lines
	48.308	`Mon Jul 20 1992 08:16`	Another fine win	7 lines
	48.317	`Fri Jul 24 1992 12:01`	Hail Hail.........	15 lines
	48.322	`Thu Jul 30 1992 00:57`	McStay was immense in the 2nd half apparently	23 lines
	48.335	`Fri Aug 07 1992 11:30`		15 lines
	48.366	`Thu Aug 20 1992 14:48`	I predict a 1-1 draw	26 lines
	48.394	`Tue Sep 08 1992 09:25`	8*))	4 lines
	48.399	`Tue Sep 08 1992 12:14`	hahahahahhahahhaha	9 lines
	48.465	`Sat Oct 17 1992 21:58`	Sorry, no match report !!	10 lines
	48.491	`Mon Nov 09 1992 08:22`	A tale of 2 �'s (All Celtic & then all Celtic !!)	31 lines
	48.523	`Thu Jan 07 1993 02:38`	Is your sign-off short for Jonno Bag ?	4 lines
	48.541	`Thu Jan 21 1993 02:42`	We gubbed them 1-0 !	11 lines
	48.560	`Fri Feb 05 1993 01:41`	There's only ONE footballing side in Glasgow !!	69 lines
	48.564	`Fri Feb 05 1993 22:53`	He's still a better player than Creaney btw !!	17 lines
	48.566	`Sat Feb 06 1993 19:26`	We're so pish it's unbelievable !!!	9 lines
	48.579	`Sun Feb 28 1993 11:26`	STILL more entertaining than the Govan Scum XI	19 lines
	48.625	`Wed Mar 24 1993 04:27`	For it's a grand old team to play for..........	118 lines
	48.626	`Wed Mar 24 1993 04:32`	Korect spelin = Rangers supporter	12 lines
	48.666	`Sun May 30 1993 01:04`		28 lines
	48.679	`Wed Jul 07 1993 12:34`	Roll on the new season !	25 lines
	48.681	`Wed Jul 07 1993 13:05`	He'll fit in well in the team photo !	22 lines
	48.683	`Wed Jul 07 1993 15:38`	Don't be contoversial Tam, it ain't allowed !!!!	10 lines
	48.699	`Sat Jul 17 1993 21:54`	I wonder what reason they'll use to HIDE this one?	23 lines
	48.700	`Wed Jul 21 1993 11:50`	Roll on the new season !	19 lines
	48.706	`Thu Jul 22 1993 18:46`	SQFCSC Manchester bound (If Martin drives ??) 8*\|	22 lines
	48.707	`Sun Jul 25 1993 15:10`	Manchester bound in a 1.8i Cavalier !	15 lines
	48.709	`Sun Jul 25 1993 17:29`	Tam, yer noa controversial enough ma auld hamp !	25 lines
	48.711	`Fri Jul 30 1993 05:34`	SQFCSC: Summer Tour 1993	14 lines
	48.716	`Sun Aug 01 1993 03:21`	Sign up.........or get lost !!!!!!	28 lines
	48.758	`Wed Aug 25 1993 13:02`	Concerts no mre please !	6 lines
	48.768	`Sun Sep 05 1993 00:20`	What a waste of money (A bit like Dunc the Drunk)?	59 lines
	48.792	`Sun Sep 19 1993 04:23`	A green, white & gold Govan Stand !	59 lines
	48.825	`Sat Oct 02 1993 23:47`	No Huns in Europe..........Oh Yes there's.....	41 lines
	48.857	`Wed Oct 13 1993 08:52`	I widni touch it wi Rab Frew's !	7 lines
	48.862	`Mon Oct 18 1993 00:10`		34 lines
	48.870	`Wed Oct 27 1993 17:44`		14 lines
	48.874	`Thu Oct 28 1993 18:08`	Get McCann in wi his loadsa cash !	13 lines
	48.889	`Sat Nov 13 1993 10:04`	Kilmarnock........1 Celtic.........1	16 lines
	48.937	`Wed Dec 15 1993 11:14`	Re-written as to avoid being SET HIDDEN !	39 lines
	48.938	`Wed Dec 15 1993 11:17`	As per title toi previous entry !	9 lines
	48.951	`Thu Jan 06 1994 20:59`	Ooooh - Aaaaaah !	47 lines
	48.954	`Sun Jan 09 1994 19:17`	There it's !!!!!!	23 lines
	48.962	`Sat Jan 15 1994 17:00`	Premier League, 15th Jan 1994	4 lines
	48.964	`Mon Jan 17 1994 08:02`	Grimsville !....(At least it's not Merricksville)	45 lines
	48.981	`Mon Jan 24 1994 04:42`	Our day will come...........	25 lines
	48.984	`Mon Jan 24 1994 20:46`	It's a fiddle !	17 lines
	48.995	`Mon Jan 31 1994 16:05`	My sentiments exactly !	2 lines
	48.1004	`Tue Feb 15 1994 12:06`	Our day will come.............	37 lines
	48.1031	`Sat Mar 05 1994 12:35`	8*)	11 lines
	48.1033	`Sat Mar 05 1994 14:41`	I'm not celebrating too much yet !	39 lines
	48.1042	`Mon Mar 21 1994 11:15`	McCann's the man !	36 lines
	48.1044	`Tue Mar 22 1994 15:25`	Here's to the future !	25 lines
	48.1061	`Mon Apr 11 1994 00:37`	Killie furra cup !	24 lines
	48.1069	`Fri Apr 29 1994 03:30`	Close !	9 lines
	48.1071	`Fri Apr 29 1994 21:50`	Well.....I can dream 8*)	31 lines
	48.1073	`Sun May 01 1994 05:17`	Dundee United for the cup !	21 lines
	48.1078	`Sun May 08 1994 15:23`	5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1	31 lines
	48.1081	`Wed May 11 1994 18:11`		18 lines
	48.1122	`Fri Jun 17 1994 06:03`	MACARI'd off by Ben Turpin	15 lines
	48.1169	`Wed Aug 03 1994 05:33`		59 lines
	48.1170	`Wed Aug 03 1994 23:41`		17 lines
	48.1191	`Sun Aug 21 1994 00:57`		73 lines
	48.1200	`Thu Aug 25 1994 15:51`	You're up the Greek without a piddle !	15 lines
	48.1201	`Sat Aug 27 1994 11:52`	Walter sacked after European/Old Firm defeats 8*)	29 lines
	48.1209	`Sun Aug 28 1994 10:10`	Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy !	87 lines
	48.1212	`Sun Aug 28 1994 19:20`	We'll be there or there abouts at least, come May	15 lines
	48.1239	`Wed Sep 07 1994 04:51`	Celts for the CCC & Gers for change	10 lines
	48.1284	`Fri Sep 23 1994 04:22`	Send the sheep back with tails between their legs	33 lines
	48.1324	`Thu Oct 13 1994 11:34`	And the Old South stand is closed completely !!!!	10 lines
	48.1333	`Sun Oct 23 1994 00:01`	Grimsville !	47 lines
	48.1420	`Fri Nov 25 1994 02:09`	"No huns at Ibrox"	46 lines
	48.1423	`Fri Nov 25 1994 04:23`	We'll be drinking holy water out the cup !	16 lines
	48.1520	`Mon Dec 26 1994 20:33`	Your entries make a right rivetting read !	4 lines
	48.1522	`Mon Dec 26 1994 22:20`	You'll be GREEN with envy 8*)	17 lines
	48.1526	`Tue Jan 03 1995 10:13`	TB....sign four players....PLEASE !!	64 lines
	48.1527	`Wed Jan 04 1995 08:09`	A Prayer for the family	21 lines
	48.1593	`Tue Jan 17 1995 13:12`	Things are looking a wee bit brighter all round !	25 lines
	48.1595	`Tue Jan 17 1995 13:29`	It's a TEAM game !	16 lines
	48.1601	`Tue Jan 17 1995 14:20`	Ma tuppence worth !	36 lines
	48.1607	`Tue Jan 17 1995 16:22`	Were you at the game today caller ?	33 lines
	48.1609	`Tue Jan 17 1995 17:31`	Some folk have no sense of humour !	4 lines
	48.1629	`Fri Jan 20 1995 11:02`	I'd also buy Andy Rhodes from St.Johnstone	13 lines
	48.1633	`Fri Jan 20 1995 14:15`	Graffitti on the walls that say's "We're magic !"	21 lines
	48.1676	`Thu Feb 02 1995 08:47`	Here's hoping !	14 lines
	48.1710	`Fri Feb 10 1995 03:47`	....but will it ever be nine ??????	12 lines
	48.1713	`Sat Feb 11 1995 19:27`	Match report v Hibs	64 lines
	48.1715	`Sun Feb 12 1995 20:14`	Boli's mingin BTW !	17 lines
	48.1727	`Tue Feb 21 1995 14:10`	No Huns at Ibrox/Hampden (Delete as applicable)	18 lines
	48.1732	`Tue Feb 21 1995 15:39`	See Topic 437 for further proof !	20 lines
	48.1746	`Sun Feb 26 1995 23:49`	Wait til I put my crash helmet on........	14 lines
	48.1757	`Tue Mar 07 1995 08:12`	A semi-final place looming.........	11 lines
	48.1762	`Wed Mar 08 1995 08:38`	What age is this guy ?...........Twelve ?????	10 lines
	48.1763	`Wed Mar 08 1995 10:54`	Sign him........Wright now !	13 lines
	48.1787	`Wed Mar 22 1995 08:05`	Another three points !	26 lines
	48.1791	`Thu Mar 23 1995 10:58`	All of Ibrox, covered in green & white !	9 lines
	48.1793	`Thu Mar 23 1995 16:19`	And I don't like hospital food	33 lines
	48.1810	`Sat Mar 25 1995 10:45`	I thoacht it said 1965.....	10 lines
	48.1821	`Fri Mar 31 1995 20:08`	Give him his moment of glory !	8 lines
	48.1831	`Fri Apr 07 1995 12:13`	Due to the lack of seats of course !!!	9 lines
	48.1834	`Sat Apr 08 1995 10:03`	We'll show them what a good stadium is like !!	65 lines
	48.1836	`Mon Apr 10 1995 08:52`	Short memories, & you still won the odd cup then !	7 lines
	48.1875	`Sun Apr 23 1995 08:22`	Patsy's grandson stays at Ewood Park	11 lines
	48.1876	`Sun Apr 23 1995 12:34`	Have camera, will travel !	11 lines
	48.1878	`Sun Apr 23 1995 14:13`	YMCA = Your Moustache's Coming Along 8*)	11 lines
	48.1880	`Sun Apr 23 1995 17:10`		8 lines
	48.1883	`Tue Apr 25 1995 14:04`	Or � a brain for that matter.....Cue any Hun !	8 lines
	48.1885	`Wed Apr 26 1995 11:51`	Just one would be nice for starters ??????????	22 lines
	48.1886	`Wed Apr 26 1995 11:53`	He'll do for us what Laudrup has for the huns	10 lines
	48.1887	`Wed Apr 26 1995 11:55`	I'm a big wean 8*)	3 lines
	48.1888	`Wed Apr 26 1995 11:55`	1888......All mine 8*)	1 lines
	48.1891	`Wed Apr 26 1995 16:30`	Europe ??,The League/Cup & Tennants Sixes for me	20 lines
	48.1895	`Mon May 01 1995 20:16`	"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades !"	14 lines
	48.1897	`Mon May 01 1995 23:08`	I'll just count these unhatched eggs once more 8*)	5 lines
	48.1901	`Tue May 02 1995 20:20`	At least get the punchline right !	7 lines
	48.1902	`Wed May 03 1995 00:03`	We're so shite it's unbelievable	7 lines
	48.1906	`Wed May 03 1995 20:27`	It'll be worth it, if they lift the trophy !	18 lines
	48.1925	`Wed May 10 1995 11:57`	My, they're tough on Shift B !!!	14 lines
	48.2010	`Sat Jun 03 1995 04:46`	& the cheer goes up, when we know the Scottish Cup	26 lines
	48.2014	`Tue Jun 06 1995 04:38`	8*)	6 lines
	48.2017	`Tue Jun 06 1995 23:53`	At least Dennis Breadie made me laugh !	11 lines
	48.2019	`Wed Jun 07 1995 20:43`	Don't talk to me about discrimination !	3 lines
	48.2025	`Wed Jun 14 1995 14:36`	A squad has to be built !	18 lines
	48.2027	`Sun Jun 18 1995 21:25`	Cushti Vordong !	30 lines
	48.2030	`Mon Jun 19 1995 23:34`		18 lines
	48.2036	`Tue Jun 20 1995 22:53`	JJ's penultimate note	35 lines
	48.2038	`Thu Jun 22 1995 07:31`	We're on the one road, singin' a song...........	16 lines
TOPIC	49.0	Ayr United FC
	49.763	`Fri Sep 17 1993 03:17`	8*)	11 lines
	49.890	`Fri Mar 11 1994 20:35`	Must have been an awfi big stadium !	13 lines
	49.1001	`Sat Aug 27 1994 08:17`	Get a life 8*)	4 lines
TOPIC	50.0	Kilmarnock FC
	50.723	`Wed Aug 03 1994 23:21`	Howzabout Wayne Biggins or his brother Christopher	9 lines
	50.734	`Sun Aug 21 1994 20:21`	In a nutshell !	4 lines
TOPIC	52.0	Newcastle United FC
	52.1731	`Fri Sep 30 1994 14:10`	Mixi-matoasties !	9 lines
	52.2083	`Tue Jun 06 1995 23:33`	JC = John Collins & Jesus Christ !!!	16 lines
TOPIC	53.0	Norwich City FC
	53.52	`Sun Jul 12 1992 03:20`	And is it a home fixture ??????	4 lines
	53.124	`Fri Feb 12 1993 07:20`	Glasgow Celtic are known as the FOOTBALLING side !	14 lines
	53.200	`Wed Oct 20 1993 07:20`	C'mon the Canaries !	6 lines
	53.380	`Tue Feb 01 1994 14:24`	The Reds for the treble !	18 lines
TOPIC	55.0	West Ham United FC
	55.98	`Thu Aug 20 1992 15:09`	Inquisitively yours	13 lines
TOPIC	58.0	Queens Park Rangers FC
	58.380	`Wed Mar 08 1995 13:08`	Is this our own Mr.Souness ?	11 lines
TOPIC	59.0	Dunfermline Athletic FC
	59.28	`Mon Oct 28 1991 23:11`	Hibernian.....2 Dunfermline.....0	4 lines
	59.103	`Wed Feb 09 1994 02:02`	The Pars at home !	6 lines
	59.108	`Sun May 08 1994 15:25`	For Falkirk read, small sash singing outfit	4 lines
	59.172	`Tue Feb 14 1995 02:21`	Lightning never strikes twice........or does it ?	16 lines
	59.234	`Sun Jun 18 1995 21:28`	Re.last	4 lines
TOPIC	61.0	St Johnstone FC
	61.7	`Sat Sep 28 1991 02:01`	Noah Vail (Noah Zark's cousin ??) !!	10 lines
TOPIC	62.0	Aberdeen FC
	62.9	`Thu Nov 21 1991 09:43`	Title cahnces slipping ???	8 lines
	62.13	`Fri Nov 22 1991 15:15`	True !!! (well except for the `Tackling' bit !)	20 lines
	62.44	`Wed Dec 29 1993 09:01`	Showz yer pie !x	9 lines
TOPIC	63.0	Heart of Midlothian FC
	63.28	`Sun Nov 10 1991 23:01`	Hearts......0 Celtic......2 (at least !)	10 lines
	63.34	`Sat Nov 16 1991 22:57`	Yeez didni deserve tae win...just coz..right !!	9 lines
	63.157	`Sun Sep 13 1992 22:22`		4 lines
	63.269	`Tue May 04 1993 18:04`	But I still hate Rangers & all that they stand for	22 lines
	63.283	`Fri Jul 02 1993 04:21`	Yup...He's brave enough to enter a note again !!!	8 lines
	63.339	`Mon Dec 13 1993 14:47`	Asheesh !	19 lines
	63.423	`Fri Aug 26 1994 15:35`	Prediction Time !	63 lines
	63.437	`Fri Sep 23 1994 04:29`	I think it should be titled Always the bridesmaids	11 lines
	63.480	`Thu Jan 19 1995 13:31`	This'll bug SID rotten !!! 8*))))	63 lines
	63.500	`Fri Apr 07 1995 12:10`	Who are the Govan Scum playing in the Semi's ??????	4 lines
	63.503	`Sat Apr 08 1995 17:33`	The Jambo's are oot !	9 lines
	63.504	`Sun Apr 09 1995 11:32`	Jambos have a semi at the semi, but only for 90 mins	6 lines
TOPIC	66.0	Tranmere Rovers FC
	66.186	`Sat Jul 24 1993 09:02`	To Tommy Coyne...Deepest sympathy, SQFCSC	2 lines
	66.189	`Wed Dec 15 1993 11:38`	8*)	6 lines
	66.196	`Wed Apr 13 1994 04:22`	One Flew Over The Cunno's Nest ! 8*))	17 lines
TOPIC	67.0	Aston Villa FC
	67.140	`Thu Feb 11 1993 14:24`	I thought he was different class !	4 lines
	67.202	`Wed Oct 20 1993 07:22`	C'mon the Celts !!	7 lines
	67.577	`Sun Nov 27 1994 03:53`	Serie A for Amateurs ?	6 lines
TOPIC	69.0	Hibernian FC
	69.60	`Wed Sep 30 1992 03:29`	Na luck the Hib-ees !	10 lines
	69.94	`Sun Feb 27 1994 05:07`	Oh I'd rather be a Hi-Bee than a (Busfareless) Hun	20 lines
	69.139	`Thu Jan 19 1995 13:31`	Asheesh !	3 lines
	69.158	`Wed Apr 26 1995 11:45`	Or Antwerp ?	6 lines
TOPIC	70.0	Barnsley FC
	70.66	`Tue Apr 25 1995 18:10`	VIZ United	7 lines
	70.68	`Tue Apr 25 1995 18:13`	Ian..."If you don't know me by now" 8*)	9 lines
TOPIC	73.0	Olympique Marseille
	73.88	`Fri Sep 10 1993 18:12`	A weakened tournament without the French Aces	33 lines
TOPIC	74.0	Raith Rovers FC
	74.15	`Wed Sep 30 1992 03:28`	Henry Henry...drop the ball (Again !!)	4 lines
	74.127	`Tue Sep 20 1994 23:09`	Rampant Raith stun sad Saints	5 lines
	74.216	`Tue Apr 25 1995 08:37`	Come to Brockville & hear the Sash/Billy Boys	19 lines
	74.218	`Tue Apr 25 1995 10:48`	I can assure you, you do	4 lines
TOPIC	76.0	FC St. Pauli
	76.163	`Fri Mar 24 1995 18:50`	I think my info is more accurate ! 8*)	5 lines
TOPIC	79.0	Bristol City FC
	79.205	`Wed Jun 07 1995 20:42`		8 lines
TOPIC	80.0	F.A. Cup
	80.112	`Fri Feb 05 1993 01:44`	Lights blue touch paper & retires..........	5 lines
TOPIC	83.0	SCOTTISH JUNIOR FOOTBALL
	83.146	`Fri Jul 02 1993 04:29`	He's back & he means business !!	21 lines
	83.235	`Mon Oct 10 1994 04:18`	Euan McLaren's still a good player btw !	18 lines
	83.307	`Tue Feb 21 1995 15:43`	They're quite good, but not as good as Fawdeeda !	9 lines
	83.313	`Sun Feb 26 1995 21:53`	Nigel Benn for Dalry Thistle.......	14 lines
	83.315	`Sun Feb 26 1995 23:30`	Imagine being scared of they big Ayrshire wummin !	9 lines
TOPIC	87.0	U.S. 1994 W. C.
	87.102	`Tue May 19 1992 11:07`		8 lines
	87.613	`Fri Jun 03 1994 07:15`	And a Ga or Ba Mouser ?	4 lines
TOPIC	89.0	Friendly Topic
	89.480	`Tue Apr 18 1995 20:37`	He's alright in my book !	4 lines
	89.503	`Wed Jun 07 1995 20:11`		9 lines
TOPIC	94.0	TV FOOTBALL
	94.55	`Tue Jan 17 1995 16:12`		3 lines
TOPIC	98.0	Predictions!!
	98.118	`Fri Sep 04 1992 09:10`		13 lines
	98.150	`Mon Sep 07 1992 15:09`	After all my work, it's the least you can do 8*))	19 lines
	98.153	`Mon Sep 07 1992 19:19`	A couple of cracking ties !!	6 lines
	98.156	`Tue Sep 08 1992 09:23`	Pweeeeeezzzz !!	7 lines
	98.173	`Tue Sep 08 1992 18:56`		12 lines
	98.301	`Wed Sep 30 1992 00:33`	Mucho Appreciato !!!!	13 lines
	98.470	`Mon Oct 19 1992 02:21`		114 lines
	98.804	`Thu Dec 03 1992 19:16`		13 lines
TOPIC	111.0	Euro-92 qualifying predictions
	111.12	`Wed Oct 30 1991 01:01`		17 lines
TOPIC	124.0	Latest scores
	124.14	`Wed Sep 15 1993 21:39`	Latest from Ibrox.....10 minutes to go !	4 lines
TOPIC	128.0	World Cup qualifying Group 1
	128.192	`Wed Sep 08 1993 15:34`	We're so mince it's unbelievable....C'mon Eire !	11 lines
TOPIC	134.0	Long Ball.....or Not ??
	134.14	`Wed Dec 18 1991 22:49`	Scotland are sooooooo far behind other countries	5 lines
TOPIC	138.0	Christmas presents
	138.25	`Thu Dec 19 1991 07:19`		26 lines
TOPIC	158.0	England vs France (Friendly)
	158.42	`Thu Feb 20 1992 00:20`	Well....that was the main reason he went there !	5 lines
TOPIC	160.0	Football Journalism
	160.4	`Thu Feb 20 1992 22:11`	Mr.Anti-Celtic McNee	10 lines
TOPIC	178.0	Falkirk FC
	178.122	`Wed Jan 18 1995 07:32`	Falkirk are bad, but Stav's spelling's even craper	15 lines
TOPIC	202.0	What the hell happened to Blackburn
	202.50	`Wed Mar 17 1993 10:41`	There's always next season Kenny !	4 lines
TOPIC	209.0	The greatest feeling of all...
	209.21	`Thu May 14 1992 12:27`	Europe may not be CFC free after all 8*)))))))	7 lines
TOPIC	210.0	Euro-92 Predictions
	210.32	`Thu May 14 1992 12:39`	I've probably got the semi-final draw wrong !!!!	34 lines
TOPIC	249.0	EURO CUPS '92-'93
	249.5	`Wed Jul 22 1992 09:45`	No huns in Europe after the 1st round	10 lines
TOPIC	271.0	Boness United Topic.
	271.36	`Fri Nov 20 1992 04:04`		19 lines
	271.43	`Tue Nov 24 1992 15:41`	Dominus Spiritus Sanctus YB !!!!!	12 lines
	271.56	`Fri Nov 27 1992 12:15`	As ticht as a ducks a**e at 40 fathoms	10 lines
	271.66	`Fri Dec 04 1992 01:07`		10 lines
	271.100	`Thu Feb 04 1993 23:33`	8*))	5 lines
	271.102	`Sun Feb 07 1993 20:05`	This league's a canter !!	6 lines
	271.116	`Sun Feb 28 1993 11:22`	This league's a formality btw 8*))	4 lines
	271.122	`Mon Mar 01 1993 12:53`	Showera Strokers ?	2 lines
TOPIC	272.0	Fantasy Football
	272.95	`Fri Dec 04 1992 00:10`	Aw....whit the heck !	24 lines
TOPIC	280.0	Linlithgow Rose magic team.
	280.14	`Sun Feb 14 1993 08:06`	FAwdoos Bhoys, we are here..yoho yoho !	10 lines
	280.16	`Sun Feb 14 1993 12:13`	Postman Pat has the hots for Granny Dryden !!	17 lines
	280.23	`Sun Feb 21 1993 23:57`		12 lines
	280.60	`Sun Oct 03 1993 20:15`	Need I say more !	4 lines
TOPIC	313.0	International Predictions 93-94
	313.112	`Thu Aug 19 1993 03:03`	C'mon the Bhoys !	9 lines
	313.219	`Thu Sep 02 1993 23:47`	My tuppence worth !	13 lines
	313.247	`Sun Sep 05 1993 22:49`	Results so far !!!	10 lines
	313.276	`Wed Sep 08 1993 16:16`	Honest, I was just watching them for a friend !	15 lines
	313.327	`Thu Sep 16 1993 04:51`	Ma goa !	14 lines
	313.712	`Thu Oct 28 1993 16:38`	MA TUPPENCE WORTH !	17 lines
	313.989	`Tue Nov 30 1993 14:30`	I think .last is taking things to the extreme !!	12 lines
	313.1355	`Wed Feb 02 1994 18:10`	Ma tuppence worth !	17 lines
	313.1478	`Fri Feb 18 1994 07:21`	SQFCSC	18 lines
	313.1507	`Thu Feb 24 1994 03:16`	Back The Team, Sack The Board	20 lines
	313.1541	`Sat Feb 26 1994 03:16`	8*)	6 lines
	313.1594	`Sun Mar 06 1994 11:44`	Scottish & English results	16 lines
	313.1646	`Fri Mar 11 1994 19:16`	Ma goa !	15 lines
	313.1650	`Sat Mar 12 1994 19:16`	Scottish & English results !	30 lines
	313.2010	`Fri Apr 29 1994 00:08`	You've got to laugh at SNEIL !	16 lines
	313.2030	`Sat Apr 30 1994 20:59`	Scottish & English results	15 lines
	313.2084	`Fri May 06 1994 18:51`	Ooh Aah....	17 lines
	313.2238	`Tue May 31 1994 00:45`	All the results !	13 lines
TOPIC	320.0	Andy Roxburgh quits
	320.7	`Fri Sep 17 1993 03:12`	They looked ahead for once !	8 lines
TOPIC	323.0
	323.2	`Sun Oct 03 1993 03:33`		23 lines
TOPIC	324.0	POSSIBLE NEW ENGLAND MANAGER.
	324.154	`Mon Jan 17 1994 17:57`	I'm gobsmacked !	10 lines
TOPIC	337.0	Scottish Cup 1993/94
	337.24	`Tue Feb 21 1995 07:15`	We'll see who's closest Gordon, A Mars bar on it ?	11 lines
TOPIC	376.0	Bizarre supporters
	376.18	`Sun May 22 1994 08:25`	Intrigued of SQF	5 lines
TOPIC	408.0	Trivia Question
	408.59	`Sat Jun 03 1995 06:12`	8*)	4 lines
TOPIC	421.0	WC final: Brazil 3-2 in a shootout
	421.29	`Wed Jul 20 1994 03:24`		13 lines
TOPIC	431.0	I'm outta here
	431.31	`Wed Jun 21 1995 23:33`	Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	15 lines
	431.36	`Thu Jun 22 1995 07:28`	I hope ALL you lots next shites are porcupines	14 lines
TOPIC	437.0	International Predictions 94-95
	437.33	`Fri Aug 26 1994 15:37`	Imagine leaving out the Old Firm match MROY !!!!!!	10 lines
	437.295	`Thu Sep 29 1994 12:36`	We're on the one road, maybe the wrong road............	20 lines
	437.423	`Thu Oct 13 1994 09:00`	There it's !	22 lines
	437.460	`Sun Oct 16 1994 10:44`	First Two Results	21 lines
	437.514	`Fri Oct 21 1994 21:08`		16 lines
	437.520	`Sun Oct 23 1994 23:44`	First results (Is the Italian one correct ?)	17 lines
	437.868	`Wed Nov 30 1994 17:10`		5 lines
	437.910	`Sat Dec 03 1994 17:09`	First Result !	16 lines
	437.935	`Thu Dec 08 1994 19:38`	Two weeks running ???	12 lines
	437.1313	`Fri Feb 10 1995 19:28`	This is just plain daft !	10 lines
	437.1324	`Mon Feb 13 1995 19:32`	Every bl**dy week this match is void !	5 lines
	437.1334	`Thu Feb 16 1995 07:51`	It's Offical....Now let's go !!!!!	13 lines
	437.1376	`Sun Feb 19 1995 16:01`	Ole Ole.....We Are the Tim A'lloys !	9 lines
	437.1380	`Mon Feb 20 1995 13:08`	I don't know who's playing who elsewhere anyway !	7 lines
	437.1436	`Wed Mar 01 1995 19:45`	There it's !!	16 lines
	437.1490	`Fri Mar 10 1995 12:45`	Problems accessing TRUCKS::FOOTBALL	7 lines
	437.1558	`Mon Mar 20 1995 07:03`	Scottish & English	19 lines
	437.1565	`Mon Mar 20 1995 13:34`	Scottish & English entries	7 lines
	437.1570	`Thu Mar 23 1995 10:54`		19 lines
	437.1609	`Sat Mar 25 1995 18:01`	And the squirrels dive deeper into the sh*t !	6 lines
	437.1693	`Fri Apr 07 1995 12:03`	There it's !	18 lines
	437.1756	`Sun Apr 16 1995 21:41`	Scottish & English results......	17 lines
	437.1805	`Thu Apr 27 1995 08:03`		16 lines
	437.1835	`Sun Apr 30 1995 23:06`	And of course, Dick say's 7's better than 9 !!	5 lines
	437.1856	`Wed May 03 1995 20:19`	Ma Goa !	17 lines
	437.2054	`Fri Jun 02 1995 21:09`	Final Entry	12 lines
	437.2068	`Wed Jun 07 1995 20:51`		18 lines
TOPIC	440.0	Scottish Coca Cola Cup
	440.17	`Tue Nov 15 1994 18:03`	SID !.....Lay off the Films Bhoys !	4 lines
TOPIC	444.0	SWANSEA CITY & other arguments Welsh
	444.107	`Sun Feb 12 1995 04:58`	Any relation to Jim "Chrome-Dome" Duffy ?	9 lines
TOPIC	447.0	Austrian Football
	447.8	`Thu Sep 29 1994 12:43`	Our worst European night EVER !!	18 lines
TOPIC	451.0	Your teams' greatest ever team....
	451.18	`Fri Oct 14 1994 16:22`	My all time Celtic XI (Only saw them since 1979)	7 lines
	451.29	`Sat Oct 15 1994 15:16`	A roaster !	18 lines
TOPIC	453.0	FC Barcelona
	453.45	`Sun Feb 12 1995 23:31`	The Brian Laudrup No Ambition Tour	10 lines
TOPIC	463.0	Fantasy Football League (BBC2 @11.15pm approx)
	463.11	`Tue Jan 17 1995 17:33`	Asheesh	5 lines
TOPIC	472.0	TOP TEN european teams in the moment...
	472.2	`Wed Mar 08 1995 13:40`	Not in the least bit serious Top 10	13 lines
TOPIC	475.0	Davie Cooper RIP
	475.1	`Fri Mar 24 1995 11:11`		5 lines
TOPIC	483.0	The worst players EVER (allegedly)
	483.24	`Tue Jun 06 1995 23:45`	Stuart Kennedy: The worst goalkeeper EVER !!!	28 lines

Conference vaxcat::friends (Welcome to Friends!)

7 posts

TOPIC	15.0	Name That Tune -Greater than 10 Years Old
	15.75	`Tue Oct 25 1994 01:39`	Nae Borra !	4 lines
TOPIC	17.0	General Music discussion
	17.6	`Tue Feb 14 1995 02:10`	Asheesh	4 lines
TOPIC	243.0	Word of the day
	243.116	`Mon Sep 05 1994 23:34`	Unless your'e a Sheila !	6 lines
	243.124	`Wed Sep 07 1994 04:20`	Hey girls, check out the size of my ZINGer !!!	7 lines
TOPIC	251.0	FEEL LIKE SINGING??START IT HERE..WE'LL JOIN IN!!
	251.10	`Fri Sep 23 1994 04:04`	IBM (In Bred Mutants)	5 lines
TOPIC	252.0	Famous movie quotes
	252.33	`Wed Sep 28 1994 09:57`	No, No I won't.....Well OK then !	5 lines
TOPIC	294.0	Give us all you got
	294.6	`Sat Feb 11 1995 01:11`	One funny entry.......At last !!	9 lines

Conference futurs::terminal_art (Conference open for fun again!)

4 posts

TOPIC	365.0	`Sun Mar 18 1990 05:52`	SCOTTISH CUP WINNERS 1990 ?????	1 lines
	365.1	`Sun Mar 18 1990 05:54`	AWAY THE TIC !!!!	21 lines
TOPIC	611.0	`Thu Dec 19 1991 06:28`	ext tt to see	54 lines
TOPIC	685.0	`Fri May 28 1993 02:46`	Yet another Hun !	620 lines

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Last Post:	`Thu Jun 22 1995`
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