Conference thebay::joyoflex

Bush is.

The Moral Majority is neither.

The more things change, the more they remain things.

    You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make it think.
    -- Dorothy Parker

    The rain in Spain is wet, just like everywhere else.

    It's not over 'till it's over.

    It'll shine when it shines.
    
    Women and cats do as they please and men and dogs should get used
    to it.
    
    Seen on a bumper sticker:  "If you love God, work for justice. 
    Anyone can honk."
    
    "Never laugh at live dragons."
    
    Kim
    

    Don't play leap-frog with a unicorn.
    
    Don't count your chickens before they have passed
    the USDA fresh-poultry inspection.

    Six of one; 3 factorial of another.

    Re: .9
    
    How perfect!

    "A bargain means you've spent money"
    
    The anthropic principle: "The universe is the way we see it because
    if it was any different we wouldn't be around to see it."

    A couple from the _New York_ magazine contests:
    
    "Little things come in small packages."
    
    "Lie down with apes, get up with apes."
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.

    Parsley
    Is gharsley
    
    and
    
    A bargain dog never bites

    A watched pot is never interesting.
    
    Statistics indicate that there are 3 types of lies:
    lies, damned lies, and statistics.
    
    There's a fine line between ignorance and arrogance.
    [I think this one comes from Duck's Breath comedy group.]
    
    A rolling stone gathers no moss, or anything else of
    worth for that matter.

    One day my ship will come in ....
       ... and I'll be waiting at the airport.
    

    63.75% of all statistics are made up.

       
       	The answer to all questions in the universe is 42!!

     RE .19
    
    Forgive the nitpick, but I believe the actual statement is:
    
    The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and
    Everything is 42.
    
    Using the same source,  God's final message to all his creation
    is: We apologize for any inconvenience.
    
    
    ..klaas..
    

    RE: .. all the stats ones...
    
    If you placed all of the world's statisticians end-to-end, they
    still wouldn't reach a conclusion!

When everything seems to be going right, you aren't aware of everything that
is going on...

One I remember from my Navy days;

If you can keep your head when all those about you are losing their's;

You obviously don't understand the situation.

Pete

    "today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"

    
    Some consolation ... ha!

    Formerly, I was unable even to spell the word "enginear", yet now I find,
    much to my amazement, that indeed it is exactly that which I have become!

    
    I can do this job in my sleep..in fact I usually do!
    
    ..klaas..

    G'day
    
    Were one to lay all the people who go to church on Sundays end-to-end
    
    
    They would be a lot more comfortable.
    
    How many young maidens placed head to toe (rather than laid end-to-end
    ;-)   would be needed to go from Reading to London?
    
    
    About 40,; for a miss is as good as a mile!
    
    
    derek @ 22.40 and getting bleary eyed!
    

    re; 618.15
    
    there are FOUR types of lies
    
    lies, damned lies, statistics and
    
    marketing literature

    From an old Martin Gardner column:
      A penny saved is a penny.
      People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
    
    Hofstadter's law:
      It always takes longer than you expect, even if you take into
      account Hofstadter's law.
    
    (Speaking of Martin Gardner, for all you Rubik fans in those
    cubicles, Mr. G. has accepted an honorary membership in the
    Dutch Cubists Society.)

    
     All's well that ends.
    
    (from Piet Hein):
                 The road to wisdom?-well, it's plain
                 and simple to express:
                 err
                 and err
                 and err again
                 but less
                 and less 
                 and less.