TOPIC | 4.0 | Annoying phrases... |
| 4.185 | Mon Aug 15 1988 20:05 | Self Referrent Sentence? | 19 lines |
TOPIC | 8.0 | misspelled words |
| 8.4 | Fri Sep 16 1988 16:10 | | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 28.0 | Interesting Signs.. |
| 28.211 | Tue Apr 04 1989 22:44 | But who handled the paperwork? | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 108.0 | Apparent opposites |
| 108.34 | Fri Sep 23 1988 18:55 | Free Gift | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 182.0 | Favorite language translation gaffes |
| 182.48 | Mon Dec 12 1988 21:54 | I knew he was good for something | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 396.0 | Word association-football |
| 396.3322 | Mon Jun 06 1988 22:27 | magician's nephew --> monkey's uncle | 1 lines |
| 396.3384 | Fri Jun 10 1988 23:10 | Cheap Terminal --> North Station | 2 lines |
| 396.3447 | Thu Jun 16 1988 16:34 | chemistry experiment --> assassination | 6 lines |
| 396.3483 | Tue Jun 21 1988 00:00 | home from second --> bigamist | 1 lines |
| 396.3623 | Fri Jul 01 1988 19:35 | light breakfast ==> Candlelight Dinner | 1 lines |
| 396.3846 | Tue Jul 19 1988 00:02 | ham hocks --> beans | 4 lines |
| 396.4071 | Wed Aug 03 1988 17:01 | Grapes --> Sour | 1 lines |
| 396.4078 | Wed Aug 03 1988 18:16 | neck --> backseat | 1 lines |
| 396.4174 | Fri Aug 05 1988 23:02 | music that tastes good --> music that's less filling | 1 lines |
| 396.4201 | Mon Aug 08 1988 16:45 | Nero --> Fiddle | 1 lines |
| 396.4216 | Tue Aug 09 1988 16:24 | skew --> beef | 1 lines |
| 396.4271 | Wed Aug 10 1988 20:47 | two churches --> holy war | 1 lines |
| 396.4380 | Mon Aug 15 1988 22:18 | wet floor --> swab the deck | 2 lines |
| 396.4385 | Mon Aug 15 1988 23:30 | after the fact --> accessory | 1 lines |
| 396.4429 | Wed Aug 17 1988 19:27 | Bugs Bunny --> What's up, Doc? | 1 lines |
| 396.4477 | Fri Aug 19 1988 18:54 | Kindergarten show and tell --> Frog in my pocket | 1 lines |
| 396.4482 | Fri Aug 19 1988 21:05 | two drachmas --> Greeks bearing tips | 1 lines |
| 396.4503 | Mon Aug 22 1988 15:32 | | 4 lines |
| 396.4509 | Mon Aug 22 1988 20:06 | Bob --> Apples | 1 lines |
| 396.4547 | Tue Aug 23 1988 23:11 | swan --> trumpet | 1 lines |
| 396.4559 | Wed Aug 24 1988 16:09 | evaluating golf shot --> Volkswagen Golf shot | 1 lines |
| 396.4563 | Wed Aug 24 1988 18:10 | | 5 lines |
| 396.4576 | Wed Aug 24 1988 22:15 | 1984+4 | 4 lines |
| 396.4594 | Thu Aug 25 1988 22:44 | In the beginning --> Once upon a time | 1 lines |
| 396.4619 | Fri Aug 26 1988 20:19 | | 5 lines |
| 396.4697 | Wed Aug 31 1988 20:47 | popsicle --> Mom's cycle | 1 lines |
| 396.4724 | Thu Sep 01 1988 17:18 | | 5 lines |
| 396.4797 | Tue Sep 06 1988 20:37 | hookers finish --> Finnish Hookers | 1 lines |
| 396.4821 | Wed Sep 07 1988 20:18 | Where's the shredder --> Where's the Cheddar? | 1 lines |
| 396.4902 | Mon Sep 12 1988 17:07 | Wrath --> Grapes | 1 lines |
| 396.4966 | Wed Sep 14 1988 19:41 | switch --> fight | 3 lines |
| 396.5020 | Fri Sep 16 1988 15:24 | caste of fiddlers --> Fiddlers on the castle roof | 1 lines |
| 396.5030 | Fri Sep 16 1988 21:06 | pumpkin pie --> pie are square | 1 lines |
| 396.5053 | Mon Sep 19 1988 16:31 | Alias [,] Fish [,] and Jones --> Law Firm | 1 lines |
| 396.5064 | Mon Sep 19 1988 21:11 | forklift --> facelift | 1 lines |
| 396.5126 | Wed Sep 21 1988 19:47 | Persephone --> purse phone --> mobile phone | 1 lines |
| 396.5172 | Fri Sep 23 1988 16:38 | | 5 lines |
| 396.5212 | Mon Sep 26 1988 19:55 | | 5 lines |
| 396.5351 | Wed Oct 05 1988 18:17 | amused elephants --> pink elephants | 1 lines |
| 396.5367 | Thu Oct 06 1988 15:02 | Mae I? --> Elizabeth II | 1 lines |
| 396.5371 | Thu Oct 06 1988 16:37 | Up, up, and away! --> Out, out, damned spot! | 1 lines |
| 396.5387 | Thu Oct 06 1988 22:37 | chippendale --> Alvin, Simon, and Theodore | 1 lines |
| 396.5403 | Fri Oct 07 1988 15:29 | breakfast in bed --> crumbs on the mattress | 1 lines |
| 396.5434 | Mon Oct 10 1988 22:21 | between two thighs --> half size | 1 lines |
| 396.5511 | Thu Oct 13 1988 22:33 | X = C --> Cross Country Skiing | 1 lines |
| 396.5628 | Tue Oct 25 1988 13:37 | sounds like money! --> Sound of Music | 1 lines |
| 396.5774 | Tue Nov 01 1988 22:56 | French bugs --> Gallic `features' | 1 lines |
| 396.5787 | Wed Nov 02 1988 17:32 | Oh my eye --> Oh my ewe | 1 lines |
| 396.5834 | Fri Nov 04 1988 20:07 | six not Trump --> Stood up by Donald | 1 lines |
| 396.5855 | Mon Nov 07 1988 18:52 | | 3 lines |
| 396.6393 | Mon Nov 28 1988 17:08 | Shot down over [sic] Lybia --> Shot down by Lydia | 1 lines |
| 396.6421 | Tue Nov 29 1988 16:16 | any vouchers, any beer --> No tickee, no shirtee | 1 lines |
| 396.6426 | Tue Nov 29 1988 17:08 | ... clubs & houses --> full house beats club flush | 1 lines |
| 396.6434 | Tue Nov 29 1988 19:30 | Dunk'n Hines batter -> Cleanup batter | 1 lines |
| 396.6529 | Fri Dec 02 1988 15:20 | | 5 lines |
| 396.6536 | Fri Dec 02 1988 20:15 | sadistic --> happyistic | 1 lines |
| 396.6632 | Tue Dec 06 1988 17:26 | Jungles in Brazil --> Asphalt Jungle | 1 lines |
| 396.6706 | Wed Dec 07 1988 21:56 | 144 piece orchestra --> 76 trombones | 1 lines |
| 396.6710 | Wed Dec 07 1988 22:29 | pheasant under glass --> peasant under class | 1 lines |
| 396.6714 | Wed Dec 07 1988 22:48 | Grazing while hazing ->Dormitory room(in)ate(or) | 8 lines |
| 396.6842 | Wed Dec 14 1988 15:28 | 12 o'clock high --> three martini lunch | 1 lines |
| 396.6869 | Wed Dec 14 1988 20:50 | missing box --> missing link | 1 lines |
| 396.6876 | Wed Dec 14 1988 22:03 | ricochet --> romance | 1 lines |
| 396.6946 | Fri Dec 16 1988 17:44 | the jack --> loses to the queen | 1 lines |
| 396.6988 | Mon Dec 19 1988 16:11 | of makink you tock! --> what makes you tick? | 1 lines |
| 396.7010 | Mon Dec 19 1988 22:26 | B & O --> Rent $25 | 1 lines |
| 396.7061 | Wed Dec 21 1988 16:37 | | 5 lines |
| 396.7296 | Mon Jan 09 1989 15:24 | holy or holey --> whole or hole? | 1 lines |
| 396.7322 | Tue Jan 10 1989 15:05 | blow! --> Last stage of labor | 2 lines |
| 396.7335 | Tue Jan 10 1989 18:49 | Roberts --> Rules of Order | 0 lines |
| 396.7362 | Wed Jan 11 1989 15:00 | | 6 lines |
| 396.7445 | Mon Jan 16 1989 15:56 | Dynasty --> Live Nasty | 0 lines |
| 396.7483 | Wed Jan 18 1989 16:11 | impedance to progress --> capacitance to improve | 1 lines |
| 396.7490 | Wed Jan 18 1989 19:13 | Wire rap --> Teenage phone call | 2 lines |
| 396.7604 | Fri Jan 27 1989 18:27 | | 3 lines |
| 396.7674 | Wed Feb 01 1989 21:38 | _mean_ mother --> Average Father | 0 lines |
| 396.7699 | Fri Feb 03 1989 14:41 | | 3 lines |
| 396.7703 | Fri Feb 03 1989 16:16 | Sibling Rivalry --> Sibilant Revelry | 0 lines |
| 396.7735 | Mon Feb 06 1989 16:43 | via a DECrouter --> routing a via | 0 lines |
| 396.7744 | Mon Feb 06 1989 21:47 | | 14 lines |
| 396.7786 | Wed Feb 08 1989 22:38 | Play-doh ice cream --> Play-doh! I Scream | 15 lines |
| 396.7825 | Fri Feb 10 1989 15:44 | Fred & Ginger --> CC & Ginger | 3 lines |
| 396.7881 | Tue Feb 14 1989 16:50 | | 1 lines |
| 396.7887 | Tue Feb 14 1989 19:43 | Hook | 7 lines |
| 396.7904 | Wed Feb 15 1989 16:03 | Krakatoa --> Crack a foota | 0 lines |
| 396.7999 | Mon Feb 20 1989 14:19 | Once is not enough --> 7999 is not enough | 1 lines |
| 396.8010 | Mon Feb 20 1989 20:10 | Then us --> Venice | 0 lines |
| 396.8064 | Thu Feb 23 1989 20:46 | Financial Panic --> (Teddy) Bears' Picnic | 1 lines |
| 396.8111 | Tue Feb 28 1989 15:45 | White Sands --> Black Rock | 0 lines |
| 396.8170 | Fri Mar 03 1989 18:59 | Handlebars --> Love handles | 0 lines |
| 396.8267 | Mon Mar 13 1989 21:36 | tatooed afghanis --> crewel afghans | 1 lines |
| 396.8290 | Wed Mar 15 1989 15:41 | Novel --> New fiction | 1 lines |
| 396.8339 | Tue Mar 21 1989 21:49 | You are there --> A day like all days | 11 lines |
| 396.8383 | Mon Mar 27 1989 19:41 | Wall-eyed --> Pike | 3 lines |
| 396.8391 | Tue Mar 28 1989 00:28 | grand sin --> grandson | 1 lines |
| 396.8413 | Wed Mar 29 1989 19:39 | | 2 lines |
| 396.8438 | Fri Mar 31 1989 19:11 | Alex Haley --> "Roots" Writer --> Roto-rooter | 1 lines |
| 396.8444 | Fri Mar 31 1989 21:52 | Cole Slaw --> Cole Porter | 0 lines |
| 396.8458 | Mon Apr 03 1989 20:19 | Dumbo --> Elephant Fly --> Big Zipper | 4 lines |
| 396.8493 | Fri Apr 07 1989 15:51 | The Outer Limits --> Inner Sanctum | 1 lines |
| 396.8511 | Mon Apr 10 1989 16:27 | Hoopy Frood --> Hobbit Frodo | 0 lines |
| 396.8550 | Fri Apr 14 1989 21:13 | Pete Rose --> Lazarus Rose | 0 lines |
| 396.8603 | Thu Apr 20 1989 17:34 | I slap your face --> Thanks, I needed that | 3 lines |
| 396.8637 | Tue Apr 25 1989 21:47 | | 2 lines |
| 396.8639 | Tue Apr 25 1989 23:41 | RAW Deal --> Sushi Meal | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 441.0 | Adverts that backfire |
| 441.41 | Tue Nov 01 1988 21:57 | Learn from a King | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 474.0 | More verbed nouns |
| 474.11 | Wed Jun 08 1988 22:47 | How about an Nounized Noun? | 5 lines |
| 474.12 | Fri Sep 16 1988 22:06 | Action in the passive voice | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 479.0 | A remunerative language puzzle. |
| 479.8 | Fri Feb 19 1988 19:38 | Can't Make or Sell, but we sure can wordsmith | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 490.0 | Wed Mar 09 1988 17:59 | Nine words you CAN say -- often | 21 lines |
TOPIC | 517.0 | LEAST Favorite Word? |
| 517.7 | Fri May 06 1988 17:56 | Awesome! | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 528.0 | Mommy, where do blue moons come from? |
| 528.24 | Mon Aug 22 1988 20:04 | Two Half Moons don't make a blue | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 534.0 | Seen any funny house names? |
| 534.42 | Mon Aug 08 1988 18:32 | Knew what they were doing | 8 lines |
| 534.46 | Tue Aug 09 1988 19:50 | No, but an `Ayds' Pill | 17 lines |
TOPIC | 547.0 | Phrase Generators |
| 547.3 | Fri Aug 05 1988 22:15 | By the numbers | 20 lines |
TOPIC | 555.0 | Passive Survey |
| 555.3 | Fri Sep 16 1988 18:56 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 557.0 | Smlif Sdrawkcab (Backwards Films) |
| 557.2 | Fri Sep 02 1988 16:25 | Another sad story | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 567.0 | Unusual paragraph puzzle |
| 567.1 | Thu Oct 06 1988 14:33 | | 14 lines |
TOPIC | 568.0 | what is the @@@ |
| 568.10 | Thu Oct 13 1988 15:21 | | 12 lines |
TOPIC | 587.0 | Anti-goal? |
| 587.4 | Tue Nov 29 1988 20:12 | | 13 lines |
| 587.53 | Wed Dec 14 1988 15:53 | | 4 lines |
| 587.60 | Wed Dec 14 1988 21:02 | Back to what started this discussion | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 589.0 | Who Said It? |
| 589.3 | Thu Dec 01 1988 16:24 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 594.0 | Top Drawer Bureaucratic Puns |
| 594.4 | Wed Dec 14 1988 18:33 | Snafu | 12 lines |
TOPIC | 597.0 | Adjectives |
| 597.2 | Fri Dec 16 1988 17:43 | | 32 lines |
TOPIC | 604.0 | Impossibles |
| 604.15 | Fri Jan 06 1989 21:11 | High Technology | 40 lines |
| 604.21 | Mon Feb 06 1989 14:37 | So when does it go ON? | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 607.0 | FLASH! Hell Freezes Over! |
| 607.1 | Fri Jan 06 1989 16:48 | It IS | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 611.0 | Sherbet |
| 611.12 | Tue Feb 14 1989 21:23 | | 12 lines |
TOPIC | 618.0 | Pithy truths |
| 618.2 | Fri Jan 27 1989 17:43 | Opinions, not facts | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 654.0 | Sodom and Gommorah |
| 654.7 | Fri Apr 14 1989 21:24 | | 8 lines |