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Posting history for user LAMHRA::WHORLOW

1,064 notes across 27 conferences

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Possible 6 Other Accounts for LAMHRA::WHORLOW

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CHISPA::WHORLOW1Mon Aug 08 1988Mon Aug 08 1988Abseiling is a real let-down!
60626::WHORLOW10Mon May 30 1988Sun Nov 13 1988I Came,I Saw,I concurred
BERAQ::WHORLOW24Sun Oct 29 1989Thu Apr 05 1990Venturers do it in the bush
ZNANYE::WHORLOW24Wed Jan 13 1988Tue Feb 23 1988Age+Treachery > Youth+Skill
UILA::WHORLOW115Mon Mar 05 1990Mon Mar 18 1991D R A B C = action plan
LAMHRA::ANON1Sun Feb 26 1989Sun Feb 26 1989Prussiking up the rope of life!

Summary of Posts

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thebay::joyoflex581The Joy of Lex
trucks::great_britain104The Great Britain Conference
auss::oz_299The Lands Down Under
rdgeng::reading67Read about Reading
chefs::london55London - All that life can afford
noted::scouting30Scouting
dypss1::brain_bogglers28Brain Bogglers
vaxcat::gb_9115GB_91
rocks::uk_digital13Working for Digital in the UK
abacus::survival11SURVIVAL TACTICS
vaxcat::gb9210Great Britain
cdsrv::askenet_v48Generic Questions for the EASYnet Note Community
galvia::vtx_bugs7VTX bug reports
quark::mennotes-v17Topics Pertaining to Men
galvia::vtx_technical6Technical discussions about DEC VTX & VTX/TR
bulova::decwindows_old4DECwindows Standard Programming Environment
vaxaxp::notes$archive:vmsnotes_v63VMS and more...
quokka::climbing3Climbing - "Why" doesn't really enter into it."
vmszoo::rms_openvms2RMS asks, 'R U Journaled?'
uscd::vmsinstal-spkitbldd2The VMSINSTAL and SPKITBLD Issues Conference
gidday::murphys_law2On Murphy's Law
7.286::postscript2PostScript, the language. Please read 1.*
7.286::digital1The Digital way of working
koolit::document1VAX DOCUMENT
galvia::vtx_marketing1VTX marketing
gvprod::project_management1Project Management
bulova::decw_jan-89_to_nov-901DECWINDOWS 26-JAN-89 to 29-NOV-90

Conference galvia::vtx_technical (Technical discussions about DEC VTX & VTX/TR)

6 posts
TOPIC34.0Fri Aug 11 1989 10:56 What changed between v3.1 and v4 to stop me???? 51 lines
34.2Sun Aug 13 1989 02:47 Can we help????? (and thanks) 8 lines
34.3Sun Aug 13 1989 04:14 A little more info 14 lines
TOPIC195.0Tue Dec 12 1989 08:15 What page numbers are allowed? 21 lines
195.2Tue Dec 12 1989 21:40 this what I found 47 lines
195.4Wed Dec 13 1989 21:56 Thanks, merci mille fois. 8 lines

Conference 7.286::digital (The Digital way of working)

1 posts
TOPIC 4.0 We are trusted here
4.65Wed Jun 08 1988 22:34 technology marches on 11 lines

Conference koolit::document (VAX DOCUMENT)

1 posts
TOPIC 932.0 The Hitch Hiker's Guide to VAX Document: another manual
932.1Fri May 06 1988 04:02 Neat one, Theo! 7 lines

Conference vaxaxp::notes$archive:vmsnotes_v6 (VMS and more... )

3 posts
TOPIC1820.0Thu Jun 29 1989 02:39 $check_access returns incorrect status 36 lines
1820.1Wed Aug 02 1989 21:11 12 lines
1820.3Thu Aug 03 1989 19:39 thanks 8 lines

Conference vmszoo::rms_openvms (RMS asks, 'R U Journaled?')

2 posts
TOPIC1090.0Fri Jun 30 1989 04:31 urgent sos on multi-opens to a file 57 lines
1090.2Sat Jul 01 1989 23:50 Thanks for the answer... Wheres tha bug spray? 10 lines

Conference abacus::survival (SURVIVAL TACTICS)

11 posts
TOPIC 2.0 Who are you?
2.53Tue Aug 23 1988 00:54 I come from a land Downunder.... 20 lines
TOPIC 4.0 Books/Magazines
4.13Wed Aug 24 1988 02:27 Ahhh Down memory lane! 12 lines
TOPIC 17.0 Odd ball accessories
17.10Tue Sep 13 1988 03:17 Me too , Sir 9 lines
17.12Wed Mar 01 1989 02:37 Not reached dizzy heights of climbing (yet) 15 lines
17.14Sun Mar 05 1989 21:52 That is dangerous....... 19 lines
TOPIC 28.0 Campfire Methods...
28.22Wed Oct 26 1988 02:03 Now I have to learn about Eucalypts and Acacias :-( 14 lines
28.25Thu Nov 03 1988 17:48 There is always fire by friction :-) 24 lines
28.37Wed Mar 08 1989 21:43 Care please 17 lines
TOPIC 43.0 CANTEENS
43.4Thu Nov 17 1988 17:37 A voive in the southern wilderness.. 12 lines
TOPIC81.0Tue Jan 09 1990 16:32 First Aid - survival of the injured... 25 lines
81.3Wed Jan 10 1990 15:45 refresh regularly 17 lines

Conference cdsrv::askenet_v4 (Generic Questions for the EASYnet Note Community)

8 posts
TOPIC 437.0 What causes hiccups?
437.18Tue Jun 21 1988 21:46 A cure from downunder 17 lines
TOPIC 753.0 Lightning ..
753.50Wed Aug 17 1988 02:27 Zappo! 17 lines
TOPIC 787.0 Long, metallic buzzing sound -- source?
787.12Wed Aug 17 1988 01:58 some more way out ideas 12 lines
TOPIC 820.0 The Doughnut Controversy
820.13Mon Sep 26 1988 21:12 (actually I love Custard Doughnuts!) 18 lines
TOPIC 985.0 Suggestions, please?
985.32Wed Oct 26 1988 22:35 The moral - just keep pottering, or take a turn off 13 lines
TOPIC 988.0 Why green is GO?
988.20Wed Oct 26 1988 22:53 naval trivia 40 lines
TOPIC1237.0Thu Dec 22 1988 00:34 Please translate 'spark' 25 lines
1237.7Mon Jan 02 1989 22:59 Thanks and here's why! 25 lines

Conference chefs::london (London - All that life can afford)

55 posts
TOPIC 14.0 Poserphone anybody?
14.14Fri Jul 29 1988 03:35 Nambucca heads is where I'd rather be! 11 lines
14.31Fri Aug 12 1988 02:00 Here's the go! 9 lines
TOPIC 28.0 The mandatory note
28.87Fri Jun 17 1988 01:17 I feel you could have worded this more delicately! 10 lines
TOPIC 30.0 The Great British Commuter
30.64Fri Jun 17 1988 01:23 Downunder too 15 lines
TOPIC 41.0 SEEN ANYONE FAMOUS LATELY ??
41.52Fri Jun 17 1988 01:31 A brush with fame? 16 lines
41.120Mon Jan 30 1989 02:17 Can't win em alla 14 lines
TOPIC 72.0 Profundity of the week
72.19Thu Jun 30 1988 01:31 from downunder 16 lines
TOPIC 84.0 My Favourite Colemanballs
84.36Thu Jul 07 1988 09:22 Colemanism is alive downunder! 9 lines
TOPIC 85.0 Tube Moans...
85.28Thu Jun 23 1988 01:50 We at least have a 'Tangara'! 12 lines
TOPIC 89.0 What the Dickens will happen next?
89.83Wed Jun 15 1988 01:57 the plot, like bisto, thickens 14 lines
89.91Fri Jun 17 1988 01:13 But where _did_ his money come from? 16 lines
89.96Tue Jun 21 1988 01:18 Old Bill proves reliable 12 lines
89.98Wed Jun 22 1988 01:19 A villainous episode 36 lines
89.100Tue Jun 28 1988 03:33 Beware the recursion police! 30 lines
89.105Thu Jun 30 1988 01:25 contriving hard 17 lines
89.112Mon Jul 04 1988 01:13 Maybe one day... :-) 38 lines
89.124Thu Jul 28 1988 02:01 "Pass" 1 lines
89.140Fri Sep 09 1988 01:01 Story closes to critical acclaim 17 lines
89.142Tue Sep 20 1988 01:08 couldn't resist.. 6 lines
TOPIC 102.0 One more question from IDC
102.96Wed Jun 15 1988 01:47 SA is one big rathole! 27 lines
102.108Thu Jun 16 1988 01:16 :-( 1 lines
TOPIC 112.0 Fishing places
112.1Fri Jun 17 1988 06:04 Ahhh Thats the catch! 10 lines
TOPIC 126.0 starship outing?
126.8Mon Jul 04 1988 11:21 ahem 8 lines
TOPIC 133.0 World's Shortest Books
133.1Fri Jul 08 1988 05:53 And a few more 26 lines
TOPIC 137.0 zzzzzzzz
137.10Thu Jul 14 1988 08:25 mid winter holidays are fun 17 lines
137.13Fri Jul 15 1988 02:41 can't think of a title 20 lines
TOPIC 142.0 take your pick
142.8Tue Jul 26 1988 02:01 And i REFUSE to have a computer at home! 26 lines
TOPIC 143.0 "WISH YOU WERE STILL THERE??"
143.16Tue Jul 26 1988 02:11 not on hols BUT... 17 lines
TOPIC 144.0 Are men the weaker ones?
144.44Fri Jul 29 1988 03:26 Ban em _I_ say! 31 lines
144.81Tue Oct 11 1988 09:01 here's the go! 18 lines
144.83Fri Oct 14 1988 02:19 What are you spending the profits on? 28 lines
TOPIC 147.0 LAST NIGHT AT THE PROMS, ALBERT HALL
147.5Thu Jul 28 1988 02:06 an aside 12 lines
TOPIC 156.0 wot no sun?
156.10Tue Aug 09 1988 05:36 Browned off of Sydney! 18 lines
TOPIC 160.0 palindrome day
160.5Tue Aug 09 1988 05:40 a good birthday to have! 14 lines
160.11Wed Aug 10 1988 01:52 Lets have a rah rah for randy Andy! 13 lines
TOPIC 170.0 on the horizon
170.7Tue Aug 23 1988 02:18 I come from a land downunder 14 lines
TOPIC 189.0 The Mall Airstrip
189.10Thu Sep 22 1988 01:25 very pretty! 1 lines
TOPIC 193.0 MORE RECOMMENDATIONS NEEDED
193.2Tue Sep 27 1988 01:35 six hours in Harrods = �sssssssssssssssssss 14 lines
TOPIC 205.0 Origami Paper
205.4Fri Oct 14 1988 02:24 origami, ikebana,bonsai, macrame see I speak Nippon 8 lines
TOPIC 212.0 WORLD RECORD COMMUTER!
212.27Thu Nov 17 1988 22:06 ...and watch them swim on their backs?? 8 lines
TOPIC 220.0 The Starshipgreenhouse Effect...
220.6Thu Nov 03 1988 00:59 blow it this way! 13 lines
220.11Thu Nov 03 1988 22:18 My Aunty Podes are oh Zone free! 17 lines
TOPIC 224.0 Lock up your cats..
224.12Thu Nov 10 1988 22:14 ex 11 lines
TOPIC 225.0 PANTO??
225.10Sun Nov 13 1988 22:51 woowang wyee whirr chooooingangong... 13 lines
TOPIC 229.0 NAF
229.11Thu Nov 17 1988 22:04 Land rights for Gay wales! 10 lines
TOPIC 233.0 Reserved for witty, personal name
233.31Sun Dec 04 1988 21:32 (-�^�-) 12 lines
TOPIC 236.0 Food poisioning
236.26Sun Dec 04 1988 21:34 Eggshells give you warts.... 7 lines
TOPIC 251.0 HAPPY CHRISTMAS
251.9Wed Dec 21 1988 03:09 Six White Boomers..... 10 lines
TOPIC 272.0 Driving Lessons?
272.17Mon Jan 30 1989 02:12 metoo 24 lines
TOPIC 300.0 A CHANCE TO WIN A MILLION.
300.8Mon Feb 20 1989 02:01 an aside 14 lines
TOPIC 302.0 West End Cinemas?
302.10Thu Mar 09 1989 02:25 I recall it well.... 7 lines
TOPIC 474.0 Christmas Number One
474.4Sun Dec 03 1989 22:13 minor rathole - John Dnver will be #1 - a c&w White Xmas! 13 lines
474.12Mon Dec 04 1989 21:38 Bob Hope singing Rudolph the Red knows rain,Dear for #1 17 lines
TOPIC 478.0 London Ideas Needed
478.1Wed Dec 13 1989 07:03 Yer gets wot yer pays fer, tho 4 lines
TOPIC 500.0 Why??
500.8Mon Feb 05 1990 21:36 deja vu? Nah , seen it already 10 lines

Conference dypss1::brain_bogglers (Brain Bogglers)

28 posts
TOPIC 51.0 Cornering Problems.
51.9Wed Jul 06 1988 06:15 let the sparks fly! 12 lines
51.14Sat Jul 09 1988 23:02 still no sparks 13 lines
TOPIC 76.0 Bombs dont come out of aeroplane
76.5Wed Jul 06 1988 06:20 but all is not what they seem! 19 lines
TOPIC 288.0 In space or on earth?
288.29Thu May 05 1988 05:38 Interesting rathole.... 12 lines
TOPIC343.0Wed Mar 30 1988 00:21 From Downunder - THE convict Colony 14 lines
343.6Wed Mar 30 1988 21:26 Thanks kind bogglers...BUT....... 18 lines
343.8Thu Mar 31 1988 05:41 I stand suitably impressed 9 lines
TOPIC344.0Wed Mar 30 1988 21:53 A tiny two second trivial non-entity of a problem 16 lines
344.2Thu Mar 31 1988 05:32 another solution 7 lines
344.9Tue Apr 05 1988 00:54 Yo! There it is 10 lines
TOPIC349.0Tue Apr 05 1988 01:05 Its tough in the Country 32 lines
349.4Wed Apr 06 1988 01:22 Not only what I said, but also.. 13 lines
TOPIC 362.0 White to mate in 1 again
362.3Thu May 05 1988 05:49 never was a chess player of any note :-) 10 lines
TOPIC 364.0 Three houses; connect to 3 utilities
364.19Mon Aug 01 1988 01:28 2d it is (sort of) 23 lines
TOPIC 374.0 average 60 pmh for two trips around a track
374.7Thu May 05 1988 06:17 here's a go from downunder 12 lines
TOPIC376.0Thu May 05 1988 06:21 Roobergers? got lots of em, cheap too! 19 lines
376.3Thu May 05 1988 19:51 yo so quick too 12 lines
376.5Fri Jun 10 1988 01:12 The bionic woman :-) 1 lines
TOPIC 391.0 What color is the bear?
391.6Thu May 26 1988 04:07 food for bear thought 9 lines
TOPIC 396.0 Looong words
396.1Thu May 26 1988 21:29 a pollie's word? 14 lines
TOPIC 399.0 Are eyes open or closed by default?
399.11Thu Jun 09 1988 23:14 bet it was the one in the iris of the eye... 1 lines
TOPIC 434.0 THE POLAR BEAR STRIKES AGAIN1
434.4Wed Jul 06 1988 05:56 Ps pretty please, please don't SHOUT mr DEMON-STATOR 13 lines
TOPIC 439.0 Prime # ?
439.2Wed Jul 13 1988 09:20 Fermat is the go 13 lines
439.3Wed Jul 13 1988 09:23 apology 11 lines
TOPIC 470.0 4 pres. > 1 pres.
470.8Mon Sep 26 1988 03:39 or do you mean... 9 lines
TOPIC 488.0 DARKEST BEFORE DAWN
488.10Mon Sep 26 1988 04:06 another poser...... (=question!) 14 lines
TOPIC 498.0 What's the word?
498.8Wed Oct 26 1988 02:20 another potshot 6 lines
TOPIC 535.0 7 11 (not the BIG GULP variety)
535.3Mon Nov 28 1988 19:04 This aint got an add, sub, mul nor a dev in it! 15 lines

Conference uscd::vmsinstal-spkitbldd (The VMSINSTAL and SPKITBLD Issues Conference)

2 posts
TOPIC203.0Mon Feb 13 1989 00:54 What and where does vmsinstall expect?? 20 lines
203.4Mon Feb 13 1989 16:21 Some light reading..... 11 lines

Conference gidday::murphys_law (On Murphy's Law)

2 posts
TOPIC 9.0 Peanut Butter
9.24Mon Jun 20 1988 22:53 How to win against the Law! 18 lines
TOPIC 12.0 Buses, cars, and motorcycles
12.22Mon Jun 20 1988 23:05 scared busses? 8 lines

Conference galvia::vtx_bugs (VTX bug reports)

7 posts
TOPIC 17.0 DASL cannot be initialized twice
17.3Tue Sep 26 1989 10:12 Thankx 9 lines
TOPIC41.0Tue Sep 26 1989 10:24 Emulating a FIND causes a crash 29 lines
41.3Wed Sep 27 1989 10:24 points noted.. 9 lines
41.5Thu Sep 28 1989 00:07 p'raps we were lucky? 14 lines
TOPIC85.0Thu Jan 04 1990 00:41 VTXACU and account names 51 lines
85.2Thu Jan 04 1990 21:31 is it worth checking the nodename? 16 lines
TOPIC108.0Thu Mar 01 1990 05:41 ELK$K_VAP_LENGTH problem......URGENT help needed 37 lines

Conference galvia::vtx_marketing (VTX marketing)

1 posts
TOPIC 3.0 Who is listening
3.10Wed Jan 10 1990 06:08 and from Downunder... 16 lines

Conference gvprod::project_management (Project Management)

1 posts
TOPIC13.0Fri Aug 12 1988 10:36 ideas on project time allocation to each phase in prp? 28 lines

Conference noted::scouting (Scouting)

30 posts
TOPIC9.0Wed Jan 10 1990 15:57 The Traveller's Note 14 lines
TOPIC 16.0 Females in Scouting
16.25Sat Jul 09 1988 23:19 Some comments on PO&R 32 lines
16.28Wed Mar 22 1989 18:34 can't spell definitely 17 lines
TOPIC 21.0 Tricks of the Trade
21.6Fri Feb 26 1988 01:10 here's a few 38 lines
TOPIC 47.0 Wood Badge
47.5Mon Sep 26 1988 22:22 Think this is about right! 24 lines
TOPIC 53.0 What about a J.O.T.C ??
53.2Tue Oct 25 1988 23:33 wow a reply... great to meet you! 15 lines
53.4Thu Nov 03 1988 17:45 all revealed 12 lines
TOPIC 57.0 Songs for All Scouts
57.5Wed Aug 17 1988 01:23 well here goes 61 lines
TOPIC 83.0 Badges & Rank: getting easier?
83.8Wed Nov 16 1988 22:17 Sorry - should be COMPULSORY! 22 lines
83.12Thu Nov 17 1988 17:26 in the swim 26 lines
TOPIC 92.0 Work/Service opportunity wanted.
92.3Sun Jan 24 1988 17:30 Sounds good - can I come too? 17 lines
92.6Thu Feb 04 1988 17:47 Thanks again. 11 lines
TOPIC 134.0 Troop discipline ??
134.1Thu Oct 20 1988 01:21 don't give em time to be bad! 45 lines
TOPIC 137.0 Fire Building Techniques
137.7Fri Nov 11 1988 00:50 Fire without friction! 13 lines
137.9Tue Nov 15 1988 02:27 want a _Really_ big bang?? 72 lines
TOPIC 139.0 Snipe Hunts
139.6Thu Nov 17 1988 17:16 Gotta get a win sometimes.. 18 lines
TOPIC 142.0 Eagle Scout Advisor
142.1Tue Nov 29 1988 21:25 got this from CSS Proj Mgt sectn IV course.... 21 lines
TOPIC146.0Tue Dec 06 1988 17:22 Chief Scouts of the World 17 lines
146.5Mon Jul 17 1989 08:43 12 lines
146.7Sat Aug 12 1989 23:18 urr umm 22 lines
TOPIC151.0Mon Dec 19 1988 21:57 Christmas Dinner 18 lines
151.2Tue Dec 20 1988 17:51 An explanation + last years menu 110 lines
TOPIC160.0Mon Apr 10 1989 00:13 Who should get the top Award??? 23 lines
160.7Thu Apr 13 1989 00:36 22 lines
TOPIC 162.0 Are we turning out wimps?
162.10Mon Apr 17 1989 00:30 Am I preaching to the converted??? 42 lines
TOPIC 172.0 Summer camp: memories
172.3Wed Jul 05 1989 00:44 I remember them..... 32 lines
TOPIC 204.0 UK: Record Keeping Software
204.5Wed Feb 14 1990 17:02 minor rathole 18 lines
TOPIC 205.0 Camporee activities, age 11-20
205.10Wed Dec 20 1989 16:55 (minor rathole) 9 lines
TOPIC211.0Wed Jan 10 1990 15:54 First Aid 25 lines
TOPIC 218.0 Competition: winning & loosing
218.3Wed Feb 14 1990 17:34 What's wrong with winning and losing? 8 lines

Conference 7.286::postscript (PostScript, the language. Please read 1.*)

2 posts
TOPIC325.0Tue May 03 1988 04:02 Can a ln03r be on a terminal server? 14 lines
325.2Tue May 03 1988 20:14 ok! 5 lines

Conference quark::mennotes-v1 (Topics Pertaining to Men)

7 posts
TOPIC 31.0 What's that around your neck?
31.82Wed Jun 08 1988 02:53 I will give up my tie when they prise it from... 15 lines
31.97Wed Aug 10 1988 23:41 combo! 7 lines
TOPIC 170.0 Clich�s that are TRUE! Have any?
170.25Wed Aug 10 1988 23:35 almost the truth 6 lines
TOPIC 224.0 I need help, please.
224.11Thu Apr 28 1988 03:16 I say keep at it - use non conflict s 49 lines
224.19Wed Jun 08 1988 02:47 Sharing can be fun and rewarding.. its lonely on your own 8 lines
TOPIC 225.0 Advice requested
225.14Thu Apr 28 1988 03:28 A little subterfuge here, I think! 10 lines
225.15Thu Apr 28 1988 03:31 More subterfuge! 14 lines

Conference quokka::climbing (Climbing - "Why" doesn't really enter into it.")

3 posts
TOPIC 150.0 Sailor needs advice
150.3Wed Nov 09 1988 01:37 Me prussik, not from choice! 30 lines
150.8Thu Nov 10 1988 19:44 By way of explanation... 38 lines
150.11Sun Nov 13 1988 22:43 Aussies do it down side up! 40 lines

Conference rdgeng::reading (Read about Reading)

67 posts
TOPIC 5.0 Readings Traffic, spit spit
5.86Thu May 19 1988 01:25 get offa my cloud :-) 9 lines
5.134Tue Aug 16 1988 04:13 We do, sir we change lane in rush hours! 31 lines
5.178Mon Feb 13 1989 02:24 If this sounds fishy to you.... 14 lines
5.189Fri Feb 17 1989 02:52 Clang erlang - if you get too close! 25 lines
5.192Sun Feb 19 1989 21:58 Viva the anglia, its oh so popular, almost prefectt! 18 lines
TOPIC 26.0 Our Spider's hungry
26.11Thu Jan 21 1988 07:58 try a zoo 26 lines
26.13Thu Jan 21 1988 22:35 Sell you a Funnelweb? (or two?) 1 lines
26.15Sun Jan 24 1988 23:11 perhaps we should start a 'I'm against... conference ;-) 11 lines
26.19Wed Jan 27 1988 00:31 even Deeper! 36 lines
TOPIC 27.0 Reading Bridge (oh THAT bridge!)
27.1Thu Jan 21 1988 05:36 whats wrong with Caversham bridge? 13 lines
TOPIC28.0Fri Jan 22 1988 07:19 Old Father Thames - just as dear and pure?? 15 lines
28.2Sun Jan 24 1988 23:04 12 punds??!! poweeeee such is inflation ! 10 lines
TOPIC 32.0 Any Go boards about?
32.4Tue Jan 26 1988 23:55 Ready Steady GO 13 lines
TOPIC 46.0 Coffee, anyone?
46.3Tue Feb 09 1988 22:18 reading Uni at Whiteknights has nice Grounds! 8 lines
TOPIC 63.0 London trip...advice needed!!!
63.1Wed Feb 24 1988 07:02 weather will be rough too, I shouldn't wonder! 34 lines
TOPIC 65.0 Anybody ever had a cleaning lady?
65.2Thu Feb 25 1988 07:15 char char 12 lines
65.4Fri Feb 26 1988 01:39 here's the go! 7 lines
TOPIC 80.0 CARP FEVER
80.13Mon Mar 21 1988 01:04 What about the pond along the promenade? 34 lines
TOPIC 84.0 GARFIELD
84.4Wed Mar 23 1988 04:21 How many cats have YOU seen with suckers under their feet? 12 lines
TOPIC 92.0 WATER RATES AND METERING.
92.6Tue Apr 05 1988 04:44 good job they're Poms! 7 lines
92.8Tue Apr 05 1988 10:22 Not as I recall 7 lines
92.11Wed Apr 06 1988 05:39 Would these fingers lie? 8 lines
TOPIC 95.0 Stolen this weekend from Blakes Lock Island
95.1Fri Apr 08 1988 01:21 Can't trust anyone nowadays :-( 11 lines
95.3Sun Apr 10 1988 03:29 All the best 12 lines
TOPIC98.0Tue Apr 12 1988 08:47 Reading trivia Quiz 76 lines
98.2Tue Apr 12 1988 09:40 'Twas too easy 11 lines
98.16Fri Apr 15 1988 04:46 Where is the last ferryman's cottage in town? 19 lines
98.18Tue Apr 19 1988 02:04 Where is Appletree eyot? 13 lines
98.19Tue Apr 19 1988 09:14 The answers for your delictation! 117 lines
98.26Wed Apr 20 1988 01:06 Why is Scours lane so-called? 28 lines
98.28Thu Apr 21 1988 01:20 jeez sport, you sure fair dinkum rub it in :-) 15 lines
TOPIC 104.0 Reading Football Club
104.5Wed Apr 20 1988 07:25 What is Reading FC's nickname? - Biscuits? 6 lines
TOPIC 126.0 Missing moggy
126.5Tue May 10 1988 01:04 And from the Antipodes, me too! 1 lines
TOPIC 150.0 Noisy Neighbours!!!
150.12Fri Jun 03 1988 01:27 Are the birds pining for Norwegian Fjords? 11 lines
150.40Wed Jun 15 1988 01:23 Can't think of a title 5 lines
TOPIC 151.0 WHO'S WHO...
151.10Fri Jun 03 1988 01:36 The DJW shorter National Heritage History Book 20 lines
TOPIC 153.0 hartland road
153.36Wed Sep 14 1988 02:01 concrete > tar anyday?? 7 lines
TOPIC 164.0 Garden turf
164.11Fri Jun 17 1988 05:42 Remember to lay them green-side-up! 1 lines
164.14Mon Jun 20 1988 02:12 Flower power 9 lines
TOPIC 169.0 Rowing boat Hire?
169.3Tue Jun 21 1988 01:26 here's some more 7 lines
TOPIC 170.0 Tow bar recommendation?
170.3Tue Jun 21 1988 01:24 On the back of your car! 1 lines
TOPIC 180.0 Escape from Reading
180.12Sun Jul 10 1988 03:01 This is Orstrayleeyer cawlin... 17 lines
TOPIC 182.0 Driving school recommendations ?
182.1Sun Jul 10 1988 03:06 Personal familly plug 14 lines
TOPIC 241.0 Pointers and chimney sweeps
241.6Wed Jul 19 1989 05:26 derrrr? 17 lines
TOPIC 267.0 Central heating problem
267.3Fri Oct 14 1988 02:05 me too I had that happen.. 14 lines
TOPIC 306.0 Courier needed please
306.1Tue Dec 06 1988 04:04 A (almost) Volunteer 9 lines
TOPIC 369.0 To Dee or not to Dee
369.1Thu Mar 09 1989 02:51 �?� 13 lines
369.6Wed Mar 15 1989 00:31 Follow your heart...but _some_ prefer Caversham 11 lines
TOPIC 372.0 Good chippy/pizzeria
372.6Wed Mar 15 1989 00:35 is it still there? 7 lines
TOPIC 481.0 Lonely Christian seeks fellowship
481.3Wed Jul 26 1989 05:37 here's another 13 lines
TOPIC 484.0 So what's it REALLY like?
484.22Mon Jul 31 1989 01:23 Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, Reading environs 21 lines
TOPIC 506.0 House painter/scaffolder needed
506.4Wed Aug 30 1989 10:34 Here's the good oil... 18 lines
TOPIC 508.0 Driving Schools/lessons
508.5Wed Aug 30 1989 10:39 try my bro in law 14 lines
508.7Mon Oct 09 1989 10:39 BSM charged me #1/hr in 1965 *-} 14 lines
TOPIC 510.0 Is it true??
510.4Wed Aug 30 1989 10:40 7 lines
TOPIC 529.0 Claiming damages off the Council
529.12Mon Sep 25 1989 05:40 Gasp, puke blech etc 33 lines
TOPIC 559.0 **YOU** help brighten Dec Park's Walls
559.8Mon Jan 08 1990 21:00 Give-em a quick scan.... 8 lines
TOPIC 566.0 Majestic Nightclub Reading 11:15-11:30
566.1Fri Nov 10 1989 06:10 Used to have them in my day too.... 16 lines
566.4Tue Nov 14 1989 04:20 Whoaa now, steady on there...... 19 lines
TOPIC 570.0 Use for old glass anyone?
570.2Tue Nov 14 1989 04:23 try a garden 11 lines
TOPIC 571.0 Microfilm/fiche/whatever
571.1Tue Nov 14 1989 04:24 Technology will out? 5 lines
TOPIC 581.0 Gatwick to Basingstoke?
581.7Sun Nov 26 1989 21:19 14 lines
TOPIC592.0Fri Dec 15 1989 06:22 Who went to the IDR cavalcade?? 11 lines
592.3Sun Dec 17 1989 22:55 Ah yes , I remember it well... 20 lines
592.5Mon Dec 18 1989 21:46 Tell me more about whats getting better 13 lines
592.8Tue Dec 19 1989 21:23 Am I getting old?? - _NO_ not me! 28 lines
592.10Mon Jan 08 1990 07:06 The passing of another era.... :-( 10 lines

Conference rocks::uk_digital (Working for Digital in the UK)

13 posts
TOPIC 24.0 Who are you?
24.56Mon Jan 25 1988 01:21 G'day from Downunder 24 lines
TOPIC 111.0 Changing Your Lease Car
111.81Fri Jun 03 1988 02:11 From the colonies 10 lines
111.85Thu Jun 16 1988 04:39 RS drive carefully ...or it will be! 25 lines
TOPIC 179.0 Canteen Food Quality & Pricing Policy
179.112Thu Jun 09 1988 03:35 What's the beef? 9 lines
179.118Fri Jun 10 1988 03:44 We Have The Technology..... 9 lines
TOPIC 237.0 are you 'Digitalized'?
237.15Tue Sep 20 1988 01:40 Vote me in!!!! 18 lines
TOPIC 238.0 Computing, 15-Sep-1988
238.7Wed Sep 21 1988 03:08 The word is spreading... 12 lines
TOPIC 246.0 M&S Vouchers at Christmas
246.27Wed Oct 19 1988 08:39 News from the land of milk and honey! 13 lines
TOPIC 279.0 Call Tracking System required...
279.8Tue Feb 28 1989 08:15 CORE 8 lines
TOPIC 308.0 UK salary freeze ?
308.23Fri Aug 18 1989 09:18 What's competative vs average? 28 lines
308.28Thu Aug 31 1989 05:49 what about outside? 10 lines
TOPIC 331.0 Devil's device?
331.9Fri Aug 18 1989 09:24 I'm away all week at decus, ... 17 lines
TOPIC 349.0 Standard of Written communication
349.3Mon Oct 23 1989 09:53 And not _JUST_ the words, either 22 lines

Conference thebay::joyoflex (The Joy of Lex)

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TOPIC 1.0 Welcome!
1.52Thu Dec 14 1989 21:56 a pun my word 10 lines
1.54Sun Dec 17 1989 23:25 A punnet of strawberries... 14 lines
1.56Tue Dec 19 1989 22:44 What does hold screen key mean? and when can I let go? 18 lines
1.58Wed Dec 20 1989 21:58 On the Beach? - It's an urban myth 15 lines
TOPIC 4.0 Annoying phrases...
4.118Fri Apr 08 1988 03:54 On its own? 10 lines
4.153Thu May 26 1988 05:15 All of a sudden, he was all of a tizzwozz 11 lines
4.168Mon Jul 04 1988 02:22 you and you and you 11 lines
4.171Tue Jul 05 1988 02:08 all of you, why not take all of you 20 lines
4.188Tue Aug 16 1988 02:12 This note intentionally used 16 lines
TOPIC 5.0 Mispronunciations
5.147Tue Dec 20 1988 02:18 Excuse my phonetics :-) derr... 11 lines
TOPIC 9.0 Pun Break
9.152Tue Apr 26 1988 10:12 And I'm not sorry, either 15 lines
9.156Thu Apr 28 1988 02:50 all bull? 8 lines
9.158Mon May 09 1988 02:47 and on and on.. 14 lines
9.168Mon Jul 24 1989 06:00 11 lines
TOPIC 28.0 Interesting Signs..
28.120Tue Jun 14 1988 04:26 funny way of walking, goose step? 12 lines
28.132Tue Jul 12 1988 02:14 Don't upset the walls too 12 lines
28.136Wed Jul 27 1988 02:57 local trivia 14 lines
28.145Fri Jul 29 1988 03:26 A little lernin.... 24 lines
28.219Mon Jun 26 1989 10:48 a sign from Downunder...... 13 lines
TOPIC 29.0 Nominal punishment
29.131Mon Feb 29 1988 01:16 real cases 14 lines
TOPIC 33.0 Mixed Metaphors
33.44Mon Oct 31 1988 00:17 8 lines
33.69Wed Nov 09 1988 06:03 G'day... 8 lines
TOPIC 64.0 Insult to injury
64.40Wed Mar 23 1988 04:42 what is a ped and why is it X-ing????? 34 lines
TOPIC 78.0 --And Dictionaries of Slang
78.13Tue Feb 13 1990 07:09 rathole alert 5 lines
TOPIC 94.0 Recursive Definitions
94.20Tue Feb 13 1990 07:21 do sheep speak baa-linese? 23 lines
TOPIC 97.0 Why is 1000 Island Dressing cal
97.4Wed Apr 06 1988 07:09 YUM - whatever orwhyever it 5 lines
TOPIC 122.0 Christmas carol parodies wanted
122.19Thu May 05 1988 02:53 and some more 23 lines
TOPIC 133.0 Composer's first names.
133.15Fri Apr 28 1989 07:04 wurst to come 13 lines
TOPIC 148.0 Signs of our times!!!
148.51Tue Mar 22 1988 03:32 17 lines
148.56Thu Jun 29 1989 11:55 presumably they wont bury Liberals 9 lines
TOPIC 192.0 Interesting Locality Names
192.54Mon Jun 20 1988 09:23 37 lines
TOPIC 193.0 Palindromes, anyone?
193.37Wed May 04 1988 04:16 upper case only ?? no lower can use 'wow' 37 lines
TOPIC 204.0 Expanded acronyms.
204.32Fri Feb 12 1988 07:30 that f word too 6 lines
TOPIC 236.0 PUN-NY HEADLINES
236.15Mon Feb 15 1988 01:07 upset ? 'sno wonder! 11 lines
TOPIC 295.0 song lines that sound like different words
295.78Mon Feb 29 1988 02:33 Love the dawg, tho! 8 lines
TOPIC 325.0 A new verb is bornized
325.26Mon Mar 28 1988 02:35 YUK-ized 7 lines
325.28Tue Mar 29 1988 02:21 jus' cos it's said and done, don't make it right! 10 lines
325.33Wed Mar 30 1988 06:23 I guess I shall get acclimated to these new words! 25 lines
TOPIC 377.0 Six bricks short of a load
377.76Tue Apr 19 1988 03:26 A packet of chips short of a pic-nic? 1 lines
TOPIC 396.0 Word association-football
396.2109Wed Feb 03 1988 06:45 Used car salesmen => IBM salesmen 1 lines
396.2189Wed Feb 10 1988 09:02 Run, Jane, Run => Quick Brown fox 1 lines
396.2205Thu Feb 11 1988 02:22 do the right thing --> keep Australia Beautiful 7 lines
396.2222Fri Feb 12 1988 07:16 drivers --> putters 2 lines
396.2238Mon Feb 15 1988 01:09 two cities -> Minneapolis/St Paul 1 lines
396.2285Mon Feb 22 1988 00:19 Star Trek IV -> Watch this space 2 lines
396.2319Thu Feb 25 1988 04:14 That's "Yankburgers" to you, Brit! ->Mayor of New York 1 lines
396.2331Thu Feb 25 1988 23:42 fife -> drum 1 lines
396.2357Tue Mar 01 1988 06:19 a jug of bread, a loaf of wine ->the first breakfast 1 lines
396.2546Wed Mar 23 1988 04:54 party night --> polling day 1 lines
396.2579Fri Mar 25 1988 04:13 divided in three parts -> tripartheid 1 lines
396.2593Mon Mar 28 1988 07:02 chicken -> gutless 1 lines
396.2621Thu Mar 31 1988 04:14 of summer -> flies 1 lines
396.2647Tue Apr 05 1988 05:12 Hungry Eyes --> Africa 1 lines
396.2671Thu Apr 07 1988 01:55 Tobin cafeteria --> Tobin or not Tobin, THat... 1 lines
396.2688Fri Apr 08 1988 03:07 cat a --> falque 1 lines
396.2707Tue Apr 12 1988 04:02 Black Monday --> Shrove Tuesday 8 lines
396.2761Wed Apr 20 1988 07:16 LEARN SOME TABLE MANNERS--> Don't SHOUT at ME! 1 lines
396.2873Thu Apr 28 1988 09:46 Indianapolis 500 --> Bathurst 24 hour 1 lines
396.2896Fri Apr 29 1988 02:32 Umbrellas --> London Transport Lost Property dept. 1 lines
396.2897Fri Apr 29 1988 02:36 Rain coats & L.T. L.P dept --> Dryzabone 3 lines
396.2918Mon May 02 1988 02:37 astro knots --> Cosmo Knots 1 lines
396.2920Mon May 02 1988 07:54 Cosmo Politans --> Neo Politans 1 lines
396.2922Mon May 02 1988 11:44 Neo Anderthals --> Far and Marsals 1 lines
396.2932Tue May 03 1988 10:05 Feature matinee --> Mornin' All 1 lines
396.2952Wed May 04 1988 03:41 Byrding down the Senate--> There once was a Spiro Agnew 4 lines
396.2967Thu May 05 1988 11:12 odd pronunciation --> rhymes with 'cod' 1 lines
396.2981Fri May 06 1988 02:02 New Hampshire --> Isle of Wight 1 lines
396.2984Fri May 06 1988 08:53 I want you, Ineed you --> same old line... 12 lines
396.3002Mon May 09 1988 02:49 Joni Mitchell --> BOX office attraction 7 lines
396.3025Wed May 11 1988 02:03 Skull & Crossbones --> One man's poison.. 1 lines
396.3090Tue May 17 1988 03:28 Wears army boots --> ahhhh me feet! 1 lines
396.3102Wed May 18 1988 03:07 flugelhorn ---> Matterhorn 1 lines
396.3128Fri May 20 1988 02:25 mumbo jumbo --> Flying Tigers 1 lines
396.3197Thu May 26 1988 04:48 St Catherine---> St Francis of Assissi 12 lines
396.3213Fri May 27 1988 03:11 BIG BEAR ---> Winnie the Pooh! 1 lines
396.3224Sun May 29 1988 04:51 mortuary --- > Big Mac 8 lines
396.3228Tue May 31 1988 03:47 Robin Hood ----> Taxman 3 lines
396.3240Wed Jun 01 1988 03:15 Mosquitos --> Messerschmidt(en) 1 lines
396.3346Wed Jun 08 1988 03:31 Grandma's House --> The House that Jack Built 1 lines
396.3364Thu Jun 09 1988 02:50 editors ---> Moral Majority 9 lines
396.3377Fri Jun 10 1988 02:43 Inspector javert ---> A policeman's Lot is not a happy one! 18 lines
396.3421Wed Jun 15 1988 10:10 Rosa rugosa --> Rugged Rocks 1 lines
396.3437Thu Jun 16 1988 02:26 Crescent --> Cul-de-Sac 1 lines
396.3461Fri Jun 17 1988 06:47 Adam Faith --> Buy~bee 1 lines
396.3485Tue Jun 21 1988 03:17 That's mighty big of you --> Photo enlargement 4 lines
396.3493Wed Jun 22 1988 10:06 eaters --> Yeomen of the Guard 1 lines
396.3508Thu Jun 23 1988 02:12 rag time -->Saturday morning car wash 14 lines
396.3526Fri Jun 24 1988 02:56 snug as a bug --> Untested software 1 lines
396.3552Mon Jun 27 1988 02:06 17a14r2g2hb/k --> algebraic expression 1 lines
396.3554Mon Jun 27 1988 10:25 function --> Black tie 1 lines
396.3565Tue Jun 28 1988 02:18 crocodile --> Aberdeen 3 lines
396.3580Wed Jun 29 1988 02:48 Convoluted Associations 13 lines
396.3599Thu Jun 30 1988 02:39 lose --> der Hund 14 lines
396.3614Fri Jul 01 1988 02:30 Lost Ling Li --> Lung wun Ho 1 lines
396.3641Tue Jul 05 1988 02:00 chess champ --> Austin Champ 5 lines
396.3659Wed Jul 06 1988 10:17 all-in-one --> PLEASE USE 'ALL-IN-1'� 4 lines
396.3673Thu Jul 07 1988 10:28 The Jungle Book --> Kim's Game 14 lines
396.3713Sun Jul 10 1988 03:28 hokey pokey --> duo gelati 1 lines
396.3800Fri Jul 15 1988 03:31 'tis ---> Rowf! 21 lines
396.3932Fri Jul 22 1988 09:44 on your foot? ---> Mary's lamb 14 lines
396.3971Tue Jul 26 1988 02:42 gloves for golfers --> driving gloves 1 lines
396.3984Wed Jul 27 1988 02:15 Bow wow --> Daddy wouldn't buy me one 1 lines
396.3994Thu Jul 28 1988 02:51 German Chocolate --> Turkish Coffee 1 lines
396.3997Thu Jul 28 1988 08:24 Turkish Prison --> Midnight Express 1 lines
396.4005Fri Jul 29 1988 03:29 Breath resulting from eating Garlic --> Wilting Pansies 1 lines
396.4041Tue Aug 02 1988 02:51 Land shanties --> Tam O'Shanter 1 lines
396.4100Thu Aug 04 1988 02:35 Gravity's different --> Levity rules ok! 1 lines
396.4141Fri Aug 05 1988 02:58 frivolities --> Sal Volatile 1 lines
396.4191Mon Aug 08 1988 04:59 Wear what when we're away where? -->Illiteration 1 lines
396.4281Thu Aug 11 1988 02:20 twice-ter-taste --> dilute (to taste) 1 lines
396.4306Fri Aug 12 1988 02:48 all purpose clubs --> A (bigger) hammer 1 lines
396.4389Tue Aug 16 1988 02:05 but backwards --> der.. 4 lines
396.4392Tue Aug 16 1988 09:16 mud --> hippo potarmus (from Flanders & Swan) 1 lines
396.4442Thu Aug 18 1988 02:34 guy wires --> A Song for Guy 1 lines
396.4467Fri Aug 19 1988 02:13 i/o on Magnesium Oxide ---> Watergate 1 lines
396.4493Mon Aug 22 1988 02:30 cat got your tounge [sic] ---> Overeaten 1 lines
396.4519Tue Aug 23 1988 02:36 Oh my! ---> Oh Dear.. 1 lines
396.4551Wed Aug 24 1988 02:57 Noah --> Forgot the Unicorn 1 lines
396.4583Thu Aug 25 1988 03:26 pontificate --> Papal Bull 1 lines
396.4602Fri Aug 26 1988 02:03 fly --> Zippadee- doo-dah! 1 lines
396.4609Fri Aug 26 1988 13:58 Blow me! --> Puff the Magic Dragon 1 lines
396.4735Fri Sep 02 1988 08:02 twisted interest-bearing securities --> Queensland Constabulary 7 lines
396.4765Mon Sep 05 1988 04:42 nought in brain --> brawn 1 lines
396.4779Tue Sep 06 1988 09:27 Make me an offer --> $1.35/hour 1 lines
396.4810Wed Sep 07 1988 02:33 life in the slow lane--> Gon' Fishin' 1 lines
396.4829Thu Sep 08 1988 09:55 Penelope's from the other place --> Helen Joy (like most women ;-) 5 lines
396.4913Tue Sep 13 1988 02:33 grandpa, OK? ---> Granny's apple pie 1 lines
396.4942Wed Sep 14 1988 02:52 by Royal Proclamation --> BY Appointment 11 lines
396.4980Thu Sep 15 1988 02:30 cat on a hot tin roof --> I have come hotfoot from Rome! 1 lines
396.4983Thu Sep 15 1988 09:07 revolution --> Windmills of Your Mind.. 1 lines
396.5046Mon Sep 19 1988 02:46 tnegreted --> ghoti 1 lines
396.5072Tue Sep 20 1988 01:58 out of orbit --> Bite your nails 4 lines
396.5102Wed Sep 21 1988 03:50 how time takes the train --> by express (when you are having fun) 1 lines
396.5197Mon Sep 26 1988 00:54 trees make noise ---> on Elm Street 1 lines
396.5229Wed Sep 28 1988 00:26 mantichore --> washing up 5 lines
396.5337Wed Oct 05 1988 05:34 an early mettled road --> iron Horse 1 lines
396.5363Thu Oct 06 1988 00:55 Just Curious --> Puzzled, of Mazeville 1 lines
396.5393Fri Oct 07 1988 05:09 a pub in Mass. --- > spitoon 1 lines
396.5446Tue Oct 11 1988 08:55 I give you my .exe too --> I hope you will be happy together! 5 lines
396.5512Fri Oct 14 1988 01:33 Cross Country Skiing --> Grass skiing 1 lines
396.5533Mon Oct 17 1988 01:25 did someone thay shetflot and tahmtham --> Never on Sunday 1 lines
396.5554Wed Oct 19 1988 01:24 Flunkey and thief 1 lines
396.5576Thu Oct 20 1988 00:59 3 lines
396.5591Fri Oct 21 1988 02:04 it was a dark and stormy night ---> Bin there, done that! 1 lines
396.5610Mon Oct 24 1988 00:37 Technicolour yawn 9 lines
396.5644Wed Oct 26 1988 00:07 in a wee Irish pub --> Anaemic 3 lines
396.5667Thu Oct 27 1988 00:58 silly Rabbi, trids are for kicks --> That's frack to bunt 1 lines
396.5695Fri Oct 28 1988 00:28 Boggie Man --->---> Gandy Dancer 8 lines
396.5731Mon Oct 31 1988 00:08 12 lines
396.5749Mon Oct 31 1988 23:49 Hot air rises ---> Much ado about nothing! 10 lines
396.5816Thu Nov 03 1988 23:35 Chevy Cavalier ---> Morris Bullnose 1 lines
396.6085Sun Nov 13 1988 23:46 good ones lately --> Latter Day Saints 1 lines
396.6113Mon Nov 14 1988 23:06 new came a little ---> tiny bundle of joy 1 lines
396.6119Tue Nov 15 1988 08:06 Children's Hour --> Uncle Mac 11 lines
396.6165Tue Nov 15 1988 23:30 Henry --> Minnie Bannister 3 lines
396.6168Wed Nov 16 1988 06:48 cast before swine ---->slop bucket 1 lines
396.6206Thu Nov 17 1988 00:12 all-rounder 7 lines
396.6242Thu Nov 17 1988 23:00 houses in winter --> White houses 7 lines
396.6246Fri Nov 18 1988 05:10 voice I don't like --> Lord HawHaw 1 lines
396.6270Sun Nov 20 1988 05:51 Ball-Busters on Parade --> Police Academy marchpast 1 lines
396.6274Mon Nov 21 1988 07:11 Green Bogies 12 lines
396.6330Wed Nov 23 1988 00:08 aaargh that tickles ---> Grandma's feather bed 1 lines
396.6361Thu Nov 24 1988 01:17 interior decorating --->Deck the walls with boughs of holly 13 lines
396.6375Thu Nov 24 1988 23:19 Peonies from heaven --> red tulips in the dark 1 lines
396.6410Mon Nov 28 1988 23:00 All the fireengines-->went to blazes 1 lines
396.6443Wed Nov 30 1988 03:07 1 ---> 2, buckle my shoe 1 lines
396.6468Wed Nov 30 1988 23:10 well, pin a bow on you! --> Pin on the donkey's tail 1 lines
396.6471Wed Nov 30 1988 23:25 deeply religious ceremony --> Baptism by Immersion 1 lines
396.6476Thu Dec 01 1988 06:06 Satanic Smoke Floating in the --> Network Partner Exited 1 lines
396.6508Thu Dec 01 1988 22:48 cast upon WHAT? --> you want it WHEN? 1 lines
396.6515Fri Dec 02 1988 05:00 Baskin Robbins ---> Basking Sharks 1 lines
396.6557Sun Dec 04 1988 22:25 middle age spread ---> King Arthur's castle's grounds 1 lines
396.6603Mon Dec 05 1988 23:00 chips 3 lines
396.6651Tue Dec 06 1988 23:01 3 lines
396.6653Tue Dec 06 1988 23:07 would you mind repeating tha --> tha, tha 1 lines
396.6655Tue Dec 06 1988 23:34 it'll be alright in the morning --> It was alright tonight too! 1 lines
396.6657Wed Dec 07 1988 04:05 Was it good for you two? --> wonderful to two too! 1 lines
396.6659Wed Dec 07 1988 09:25 for four fore --> Stableford golf 1 lines
396.6697Wed Dec 07 1988 21:23 ffft! ---- >eff or t less - --> 'seasy 1 lines
396.6699Wed Dec 07 1988 21:26 's all depen' --> where de divin boards are! 1 lines
396.6701Wed Dec 07 1988 21:36 cannonball dive --->bellyflop 1 lines
396.6703Wed Dec 07 1988 21:50 obese bellydancer --> big fat mama 1 lines
396.6773Mon Dec 12 1988 03:43 choke 'n puke ---> chew 'n spew 1 lines
396.6801Mon Dec 12 1988 23:29 doomed to hell --> Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned 1 lines
396.6834Tue Dec 13 1988 23:28 solipsism ---> osculation 1 lines
396.6883Wed Dec 14 1988 23:49 a wheel bad pun, too ---> from a spokesperson? 4 lines
396.6886Thu Dec 15 1988 07:57 learn your times tables --> Shareprices 1 lines
396.6921Thu Dec 15 1988 23:23 3 lines
396.6923Thu Dec 15 1988 23:33 repels droves of birds --> de-flocks (?) 1 lines
396.6978Sun Dec 18 1988 23:43 Q & A time ---> Don't be a silly r s at T, U C tV? 1 lines
396.6982Mon Dec 19 1988 04:10 Gee! --> Whizz! 1 lines
396.7018Tue Dec 20 1988 02:24 hangman---> Gu__s__g C_m__t__n 6 lines
396.7078Thu Dec 22 1988 23:15 leave it to TV ---> will it to me! 1 lines
396.7206Tue Jan 03 1989 23:14 skyclad ---> roofless 1 lines
396.7214Wed Jan 04 1989 08:47 21 ---> the age of Reason 1 lines
396.7234Thu Jan 05 1989 03:53 hammon eggs -->Icarus' wings polisher 6 lines
396.7258Thu Jan 05 1989 21:56 ahoy ---> hello Sailor! 1 lines
396.7535Mon Jan 23 1989 03:02 bonds and CDs are safer --->beware bulls 6 lines
396.7555Tue Jan 24 1989 09:13 Look Ma, Top o' the World --->widow's peak 1 lines
396.7595Thu Jan 26 1989 22:08 beauty in the eye of the beho ---> moth? 1 lines
396.7615Mon Jan 30 1989 02:55 slimed again --> turn a ghostly shade of pale 1 lines
396.7632Tue Jan 31 1989 02:54 The Blues Brothers -->The White Sisters of Mercy 1 lines
396.7656Wed Feb 01 1989 14:08 Dundee --> yummy cake 1 lines
396.7694Fri Feb 03 1989 03:40 sure widht i kud rite like that ---> Back to basics... 1 lines
396.7724Sun Feb 05 1989 23:15 Shamu---> Wash your winders, Guv? 1 lines
396.7760Tue Feb 07 1989 21:31 Super Salmonella Soup --> Temptingly tantalises tastebuds 1 lines
396.7765Tue Feb 07 1989 22:02 G**3 > Montezuma's revenge 1 lines
396.7793Thu Feb 09 1989 12:38 Spanish Armada --> french chips 1 lines
396.7819Fri Feb 10 1989 02:22 it must have been the cat!--> A social CATastrophe? 1 lines
396.7821Fri Feb 10 1989 04:37 Feline faux paw --> commas are pauses on end of clauses 1 lines
396.7842Sun Feb 12 1989 22:08 Gilbert and Sullivan -- > mellow yellow 1 lines
396.7892Tue Feb 14 1989 22:47 routine D & C ---> rue teen spots 1 lines
396.7895Wed Feb 15 1989 04:15 highway goats --> life inthe fast lane 1 lines
396.7917Wed Feb 15 1989 22:25 Buck and Wing--> Doller and dime 1 lines
396.7943Thu Feb 16 1989 22:31 form fitting foot cast --> concrete water-skis 1 lines
396.7983Sun Feb 19 1989 23:00 --> human bean 2 lines
396.7986Mon Feb 20 1989 02:59 Orson Wells --> 'Orse 'n cart 1 lines
396.7991Mon Feb 20 1989 08:02 whiskey bar --> prohibition 1 lines
396.7993Mon Feb 20 1989 09:46 inhibition --> exhibition 1 lines
396.8012Mon Feb 20 1989 22:26 Gondola ride --> Gondwanaland--> tectonic drift 1 lines
396.8017Tue Feb 21 1989 04:04 di-pile(ish) - dinky-di 8 lines
396.8033Tue Feb 21 1989 22:32 oh, horrors --> arrr, comfort 1 lines
396.8040Wed Feb 22 1989 09:02 regular renaissance --->come again? 1 lines
396.8054Wed Feb 22 1989 22:44 wood --> copse 3 lines
396.8058Thu Feb 23 1989 04:16 stressed --> cubed-out 10 lines
396.8066Thu Feb 23 1989 22:30 Dave Van Ronk ---> Toulouse LeTrec 1 lines
396.8080Sun Feb 26 1989 23:22 cats on the wing --> lion on the ground 2 lines
396.8103Mon Feb 27 1989 22:27 vegetable soup --> couch potato(e) gathering 1 lines
396.8105Tue Feb 28 1989 09:57 crisps on the couch --> chips of the block 1 lines
396.8129Wed Mar 01 1989 07:42 King --> �1 000 000 reward 1 lines
396.8142Wed Mar 01 1989 22:26 ghetto horn --> green light 3 lines
396.8144Thu Mar 02 1989 09:01 district --> Attorney 1 lines
396.8183Mon Mar 06 1989 03:41 the swimsuit issue ��� --> to bikini or not atoll 1 lines
396.8190Mon Mar 06 1989 23:15 Have you... heeya --> lisp--> Hackers are (bound to '(do it)) 1 lines
396.8209Tue Mar 07 1989 23:07 c'est mon plume --> a feather in your cap 1 lines
396.8221Thu Mar 09 1989 03:08 And we like it too! --> More? More? The boy wanted more! 1 lines
396.8250Mon Mar 13 1989 03:16 starting over ---> parachute jump 9 lines
396.8269Mon Mar 13 1989 22:43 crewel lye --> coal tar soap 1 lines
396.8341Wed Mar 22 1989 04:49 AMAN FOR ALL SEASONS --> GOURMET CHEF 1 lines
396.8342Wed Mar 22 1989 04:52 GOURMET CHEF --> capital cook 8 lines
396.8358Thu Mar 23 1989 00:03 FUN :-) --> FUN ;-) 9 lines
396.8393Tue Mar 28 1989 01:46 granddaughter --> looks a lot like her mum 4 lines
396.8454Mon Apr 03 1989 06:26 I wanna be Bobby's girl --> mrs Plod 1 lines
396.8468Wed Apr 05 1989 06:31 Washington's winter camp -- > Camp David 8 lines
396.8490Fri Apr 07 1989 07:09 no pests ---> bug free zone 1 lines
396.8539Thu Apr 13 1989 06:52 Ward, nude --> Topsy , growed 1 lines
396.8545Fri Apr 14 1989 06:03 2 lines
396.8557Mon Apr 17 1989 06:46 toi? --> Le tien? 8 lines
396.8582Wed Apr 19 1989 10:22 shake, rattle and roll --> Sheik Rah's till-roll 1 lines
396.8607Fri Apr 21 1989 10:34 Hot days, where --> simmers and sun-cream 1 lines
396.8641Wed Apr 26 1989 07:55 dead fish --> fishmonger's slab 1 lines
396.8656Fri Apr 28 1989 06:53 a day that will live in infamy-->when I became notorious 1 lines
396.8689Fri May 05 1989 06:54 Inane lyrics --> Assinine lines 1 lines
396.8726Tue May 09 1989 10:50 lucifer --> fag 9 lines
396.8754Fri May 12 1989 06:55 yes! -->is the answer 15 lines
396.8761Mon May 15 1989 06:19 Spoonerism ---> frack to bont 1 lines
396.8819Mon May 22 1989 06:40 1 lines
396.8916Thu Jun 01 1989 06:44 weresoup ---> bean soup 7 lines
396.9150Mon Jun 26 1989 10:43 fruit flies --> horse flies 5 lines
396.9169Thu Jun 29 1989 11:43 mosquito ---> doodle-bug 1 lines
396.9185Mon Jul 03 1989 06:54 'hark to the hour' --> working (unpaid)overtime again 1 lines
396.9199Thu Jul 06 1989 06:26 Knight exit --> joust outa luck 1 lines
396.9205Fri Jul 07 1989 07:02 always love :-) --> Smileys make me happy 1 lines
396.9218Mon Jul 10 1989 16:22 but not atchoo---> healthy apple-eater 1 lines
396.9225Tue Jul 11 1989 06:25 to woom --> to maternity ward 1 lines
396.9238Wed Jul 12 1989 13:57 You could use a shave yourself --> Burma 1 lines
396.9264Mon Jul 17 1989 00:43 steal printer drum or band --> matrix management 0 lines
396.9266Mon Jul 17 1989 00:53 total chaos ---> entropy 1 lines
396.9288Wed Jul 19 1989 02:02 burn out 8 lines
396.9305Fri Jul 21 1989 00:58 theater club a la carte --> stage show 1 lines
396.9315Mon Jul 24 1989 05:49 bringing up fa(r)ther ---> technicolour yawn 1 lines
396.9329Tue Jul 25 1989 10:45 Perfume for farmgirls ---> the Oh Zone 1 lines
396.9341Wed Jul 26 1989 00:58 terrorism --> following a Kallis' special 4 lines
396.9349Thu Jul 27 1989 00:57 stagnights 8 lines
396.9359Fri Jul 28 1989 00:55 memo-ized ---> noted, of course 1 lines
396.9374Mon Jul 31 1989 01:27 imaginary Maginot Line --> fractal border 1 lines
396.9388Tue Aug 01 1989 01:44 Mark Twain --> full fathom five 1 lines
396.9396Wed Aug 02 1989 12:51 solicitor ---> Oliver 1 lines
396.9421Fri Aug 04 1989 01:35 6 lines
396.9424Fri Aug 04 1989 06:56 Greek tailor -- > Fairisle Knitter 1 lines
396.9433Mon Aug 07 1989 01:57 on the road again --> hedgehog pizzas 8 lines
396.9446Tue Aug 08 1989 02:07 Dick (type of comedian) ---> Dick (type of sleuth) 1 lines
396.9448Tue Aug 08 1989 10:49 Private(type of dick) -> First class(type of private) 1 lines
396.9471Wed Aug 09 1989 06:27 bankrupt fitness club --> all spent 25 lines
396.9473Wed Aug 09 1989 12:40 hell bent for leather --> hot foot from Rome 1 lines
396.9487Thu Aug 10 1989 02:36 'm' birds --> Bond's ladies (?) 1 lines
396.9495Fri Aug 11 1989 06:15 1 lines
396.9507Sun Aug 13 1989 03:32 free press ---> B Y O 1 lines
396.9511Mon Aug 14 1989 10:05 D --> on cap! stand in the corner 1 lines
396.9524Tue Aug 15 1989 06:52 Yes, we met recently --> Hail fellow, well met! 1 lines
396.9533Wed Aug 16 1989 06:44 box --> d�j�-vu! 1 lines
396.9547Fri Aug 18 1989 05:34 on stage ---> Cobb and Co. 1 lines
396.9647Tue Aug 29 1989 07:25 ban d-aid ---> under d ground (long enough drawl??) 1 lines
396.9660Wed Aug 30 1989 11:15 danke --> bitte 19 lines
396.9678Thu Aug 31 1989 07:09 begin again --> poor old Michael Finnagin 1 lines
396.9703Mon Sep 04 1989 06:40 VAX --> Digital have it now! 1 lines
396.9706Tue Sep 05 1989 06:48 I think it's the carburator --> Lean burn 1 lines
396.9722Wed Sep 06 1989 06:52 in the nickelodian ---> cd juke box 1 lines
396.9738Thu Sep 07 1989 06:07 songbird -->Edith Piaff 1 lines
396.9753Fri Sep 08 1989 06:54 fancy that --> 'that', written in gothic script 1 lines
396.9775Mon Sep 11 1989 06:05 and the women who love them -->diatribe 1 lines
396.9829Thu Sep 14 1989 05:07 forecasts--> practice swings 1 lines
396.9881Mon Sep 18 1989 11:06 unschooled ghoul --> wild turkey (a rough spirit) 1 lines
396.9906Tue Sep 19 1989 06:44 damn leeches --> hoover suckers-->vacuum pumps 1 lines
396.9965Thu Sep 21 1989 00:12 girl =--> Guide 1 lines
396.10033Mon Sep 25 1989 05:30 Tricks --> Solo 12 lines
396.10046Mon Sep 25 1989 23:44 permanent press ---> Woman's Realm 1 lines
396.10065Thu Sep 28 1989 04:34 four out of three --> 75cents 1 lines
396.10078Fri Sep 29 1989 08:17 Rape of the Lock --> Find Nessie! 1 lines
396.10124Mon Oct 09 1989 06:38 Mush! you huskies ---> kedgeree 7 lines
396.10130Tue Oct 10 1989 01:11 Pol Pot --> Pol Ice --> poultice-->cold comfort 1 lines
396.10139Wed Oct 11 1989 10:02 birdnapping---> Pluck a duck 2 lines
396.10148Thu Oct 12 1989 00:30 Wishing Well --> Gesundeheit--> goes on tight --> grease 1 lines
396.10156Fri Oct 13 1989 07:51 sonweed --> enuresis 1 lines
396.10168Mon Oct 16 1989 04:46 Mets --> Groans 4 lines
396.10169Mon Oct 16 1989 04:48 1 lines
396.10186Wed Oct 18 1989 08:53 and there's a restaurant at the end of it --> Herne Bay pier 38 lines
396.10193Thu Oct 19 1989 04:21 container --> fold 3 lines
396.10203Fri Oct 20 1989 05:17 ice on the rocks --> Mick Jagger (a slippery stone) 1 lines
396.10211Mon Oct 23 1989 05:34 on a short leash --> 75% reshidual (hic) 1 lines
396.10215Tue Oct 24 1989 03:01 Can't hold water down ---> pea green sieve 1 lines
396.10285Wed Nov 08 1989 21:50 1 lines
396.10294Fri Nov 10 1989 07:05 snottish lowlanders --> Irish Moss 1 lines
396.10306Mon Nov 13 1989 03:38 bed --> bedridden 1 lines
396.10309Tue Nov 14 1989 05:11 X-rated preview --> Lisa --> smalltalk 1 lines
396.10314Wed Nov 15 1989 02:11 Wind in the Willows 5 lines
396.10329Wed Nov 22 1989 07:17 in wolves' clothing --> Romulus and Remus 5 lines
396.10341Thu Nov 23 1989 07:18 no new notes --> :-( --> open Reading 1 lines
396.10347Tue Nov 28 1989 22:30 practice makes perfect 8 lines
396.10349Wed Nov 29 1989 21:59 imperfection is impractical --> seconds out! 1 lines
396.10365Sun Dec 03 1989 22:55 small discount -->Prince Harry 1 lines
396.10369Mon Dec 04 1989 22:23 stamp 2 lines
396.10379Tue Dec 05 1989 22:47 sun 'n sand ---> surf 'n turf 1 lines
396.10386Wed Dec 06 1989 23:06 Bernie Segal ---> Bobbie's Girl 1 lines
396.10395Thu Dec 07 1989 22:12 Mr T's jewelery --> Bull's Rings --> cowbells 4 lines
396.10399Sun Dec 10 1989 22:29 Petty Girls --> petty officers 1 lines
396.10405Mon Dec 11 1989 21:38 Begin in Egypt --> simmer in grease 1 lines
396.10407Tue Dec 12 1989 21:48 Sumer in Greece -->adder in the valley 1 lines
396.10409Wed Dec 13 1989 07:54 computer on the desktop --> counter� 1 lines
396.10411Wed Dec 13 1989 22:15 Next number please --> four, it all resolves to four 1 lines
396.10418Thu Dec 14 1989 21:43 many are celled but few ar efrozen -->honeycomb 1 lines
396.10434Tue Dec 19 1989 22:32 A Message to Garcia --> A note of disdain 1 lines
396.10439Wed Dec 20 1989 22:05 higher perches 13 lines
396.10458Mon Jan 01 1990 22:51 victory lap --> cat that got the cream 1 lines
396.10468Thu Jan 04 1990 08:14 See Esther play --> with her pet bird --> Polyester 1 lines
396.10485Mon Jan 08 1990 01:40 wherence --> abhorrence 1 lines
396.10492Mon Jan 08 1990 21:48 microfish --> minnows 1 lines
396.10505Wed Jan 10 1990 22:15 rugby 7 lines
396.10638Sun Feb 04 1990 21:29 Southern Belle --> Belle Dame Sans Merci 1 lines
396.10644Mon Feb 05 1990 21:47 ele(gant) fonts --> Hel(l) vet [ica] 1 lines
396.10652Wed Feb 07 1990 02:51 R.I.P. --> Royal Instant Pudding ( a UK delicacy?) 1 lines
396.10704Wed Feb 14 1990 22:09 over the rainbow --> over the moon 1 lines
396.10706Wed Feb 14 1990 22:30 under the stars --> groupie 1 lines
396.10730Sun Feb 18 1990 22:30 knuckles_---> take-off imminent 1 lines
396.10738Tue Feb 20 1990 03:11 Vegemite sandwich --> I come from a land Downunder 1 lines
TOPIC 411.0 Intriguing etymologies
411.194Fri Mar 25 1988 04:32 +4 or long-johns? 20 lines
TOPIC 472.0 To habitate or not , that is my question
472.14Tue Feb 02 1988 05:08 more fine difference 9 lines
TOPIC 475.0 Yanks and Brits
475.15Tue Feb 02 1988 04:47 How about a new name? 16 lines
475.42Tue Apr 19 1988 04:18 Parts of Belgium speak East-Anglian too.. 11 lines
TOPIC 478.0 THERE/THEIR HEAR/HERE TO/TOO/TWO
478.11Fri Feb 12 1988 07:24 Re: Brylcreem - LINE 2 4 lines
478.14Mon Feb 15 1988 00:49 hear hear - here here, there there 7 lines
TOPIC 481.0 Geometry
481.19Thu Feb 25 1988 05:24 go on give us a clue... 31 lines
481.23Wed Mar 02 1988 01:53 A more solid solution 37 lines
481.25Fri Mar 04 1988 05:38 ex 40 lines
481.38Mon Mar 21 1988 03:00 Please make like Daisy,...... 11 lines
TOPIC 483.0 GHOTI
483.10Mon Feb 29 1988 02:07 (AN UNFORTUNATE CASE OF A DROPPED 'D' - Derek!) 18 lines
483.33Thu Mar 24 1988 02:12 try this for size! 47 lines
TOPIC 485.0 Chinese-ize?
485.11Wed Mar 02 1988 01:01 A few more - ever so mao-tse-tung-in-cheek 17 lines
TOPIC 488.0 He asked if I did WHAT??
488.4Mon Mar 07 1988 00:42 As they say in Rugby circles - How the ruck are you? 13 lines
TOPIC 491.0 Lost in the JOYOFLEX Jungle
491.23Fri Mar 18 1988 00:30 "well here is a modern usage _ (I made it up today!) 10 lines
TOPIC 495.0 Concorde
495.5Tue Mar 22 1988 03:18 I eat Cordon-Bleu (when someone else is paying) 26 lines
495.28Fri Mar 25 1988 01:05 Wimmen! Why can't a Woman be more like a man? - H.H 16 lines
495.29Fri Mar 25 1988 01:08 a quick question 8 lines
TOPIC 496.0 YOUR favourite word?
496.8Tue Apr 05 1988 05:22 indubitably 3 lines
496.19Fri Apr 08 1988 03:14 Ecdysiast 4 lines
496.73Fri Aug 26 1988 02:07 7 lines
TOPIC 499.0 Coronation
499.2Wed Apr 06 1988 07:07 2� 14 lines
499.8Thu Apr 07 1988 02:41 some synonyms? 13 lines
499.36Tue Apr 19 1988 03:24 I wanted to be a coronation program seller.... 9 lines
499.41Tue Apr 26 1988 07:00 Can't agree, sorry! 10 lines
TOPIC 500.0 To Burgle
500.7Thu Apr 07 1988 02:18 Back off man, I'm a speciologist! 9 lines
TOPIC 502.0 Ensuring the proper use of Insure/Ensure
502.9Tue Apr 19 1988 03:53 my two cents worth 30 lines
TOPIC 506.0 Nausia...
506.9Tue Apr 26 1988 10:00 A colt 45 is an OZ car 13 lines
506.24Mon Jun 20 1988 02:44 For sale! 11 lines
506.30Wed Jun 29 1988 02:29 for sale ii 9 lines
TOPIC 508.0 Where are you?
508.12Mon May 09 1988 02:44 some DFQs 14 lines
508.16Thu May 26 1988 04:53 Chambers is not in MY dictionary! 5 lines
508.18Wed Jun 08 1988 03:43 An i thought they were big cups for morning TEA 10 lines
TOPIC 509.0 Rootless words
509.18Fri May 06 1988 08:51 Hear Hear! 3 lines
TOPIC 513.0 Kids say the darndest but appropriate things
513.11Wed May 04 1988 03:53 out of the mouths,.... 28 lines
TOPIC519.0Mon May 09 1988 10:45 Quasi-Legal Puns 14 lines
519.4Tue May 17 1988 03:56 9 lines
TOPIC 521.0 This data is/These data are
521.2Tue May 17 1988 04:05 Data is is! 21 lines
TOPIC 525.0 Need <boring> word eliminator!
525.1Wed Jun 01 1988 03:56 "Doesn't auger well, I fear" he said, giving it his awl. 21 lines
525.4Thu Jun 09 1988 03:11 In defence, Your Honour, I wish to take the stand... 17 lines
TOPIC 528.0 Mommy, where do blue moons come from?
528.3Wed Jun 08 1988 03:39 A trivial reply 9 lines
528.17Fri Jun 10 1988 02:53 Blue with cold, maybe? 20 lines
TOPIC 532.0 It was a dark and stormy night II
532.13Tue Jun 14 1988 04:18 entree if you riddle-me-ree 19 lines
532.22Wed Jun 15 1988 02:15 Damn I misspelt sought! 19 lines
532.37Thu Jun 16 1988 03:08 and so into the rarified atmosphere, james went... 44 lines
532.45Fri Jun 17 1988 03:00 Further adventures in the Antipodes 42 lines
532.58Mon Jun 20 1988 02:39 A straight forward passage 35 lines
532.61Tue Jun 21 1988 02:48 Please, *not* a grinch 33 lines
532.67Thu Jun 23 1988 02:26 About time for that word again.. 28 lines
532.74Fri Jun 24 1988 02:28 almost wholly gone? 57 lines
532.76Mon Jun 27 1988 02:22 Fred 10 lines
532.81Wed Jun 29 1988 02:41 And now for something different! 19 lines
532.89Fri Jul 01 1988 02:24 croc dundee, eat yer heart out! 15 lines
532.105Thu Jul 14 1988 09:16 and the tale rolls on and on and on 31 lines
532.127Wed Jul 20 1988 11:11 invoke database file "notes_power" 42 lines
532.130Fri Jul 22 1988 10:00 story please! 23 lines
532.136Tue Jul 26 1988 02:39 non sequitur = my pruning shears don't work 35 lines
532.140Wed Jul 27 1988 02:49 It was a big cell 38 lines
532.142Fri Jul 29 1988 03:48 Alcatraz is a french word,hein? 41 lines
532.169Fri Sep 29 1989 08:22 a janet and john story? 13 lines
TOPIC 533.0 Poetic perversions
533.1Fri Jun 17 1988 06:58 Some literary �gems? 34 lines
533.5Mon Jun 20 1988 02:14 More dubious ditties! 26 lines
533.10Tue Jun 21 1988 03:01 Echoes of a misspent youth! 60 lines
533.12Wed Jun 22 1988 02:40 10 lines
533.22Fri Jun 24 1988 02:36 Done. 40 lines
533.23Fri Jun 24 1988 02:49 Closer to home? 12 lines
533.29Mon Jun 27 1988 02:14 US folklore , as reported in the Uk by kids 13 lines
533.39Wed Jun 29 1988 02:27 yet more, is there no end to childhood memories? - hope not! 23 lines
533.45Thu Jun 30 1988 03:05 nearly got em right 19 lines
533.53Sun Jul 10 1988 03:46 more beans 19 lines
TOPIC534.0Tue Jun 21 1988 03:07 Seen any funny house names? 10 lines
534.10Fri Jun 24 1988 02:54 following the llast few, seemed apt! 6 lines
534.31Fri Jul 22 1988 09:48 Would they sit in Decchairs in the lounge? 16 lines
534.50Wed Aug 10 1988 02:32 Tinea best beer please mate! 13 lines
TOPIC 535.0 Names of inhabitants of locations
535.32Wed Jul 27 1988 02:54 The only live culture, downunder! 11 lines
TOPIC 536.0 universal acronym
536.18Thu Jun 30 1988 02:44 Surprised its got this far! 14 lines
536.30Wed Aug 10 1988 02:34 Boffins? 8 lines
TOPIC 542.0 thoughts on note 396..word association football
542.44Fri Aug 05 1988 03:03 mast... whoops --> sleightof hand :-) 1 lines
542.52Fri Aug 19 1988 02:29 s/9999/99999/whole to increase message_count_max! 7 lines
TOPIC 544.0 "state" dinners
544.8Wed Jul 27 1988 02:32 There not so bad 30 lines
TOPIC 546.0 Negative double-positives anyone?
546.14Tue Aug 16 1988 09:19 and ever onwards... 15 lines
TOPIC 549.0 THE-AYE-TER????
549.6Fri Aug 12 1988 02:51 Surely they'r more erudite than _that_? 7 lines
549.12Mon Aug 15 1988 03:12 tiptoe thru the tulips 6 lines
TOPIC 552.0 I Ain't Got Nobody
552.8Thu Aug 18 1988 02:29 What price naivity? 10 lines
552.15Tue Aug 23 1988 02:49 Skeleton's song... I ain't got nobody.... 26 lines
TOPIC 553.0 Literary analysis of "IWADSN II" required
553.6Thu Aug 18 1988 02:44 Here's a twist 25 lines
553.9Fri Aug 19 1988 02:26 aw come on, you literary animals - fight back! 16 lines
TOPIC 556.0 Buzzwords, anyone?
556.59Tue Dec 20 1988 23:31 ..and his female cousin, Helen Joy 1 lines
TOPIC 557.0 Smlif Sdrawkcab (Backwards Films)
557.4Mon Sep 05 1988 04:54 A sordid tale 18 lines
TOPIC 561.0 Surely Not
561.9Wed Sep 21 1988 03:55 jus' stirrin! 18 lines
TOPIC 568.0 what is the @@@
568.13Fri Oct 14 1988 01:38 here's the go 13 lines
TOPIC 570.0 ... A rose by any other name ...
570.5Fri Oct 14 1988 01:48 Some (more)good oil 20 lines
TOPIC 571.0 Stumpers
571.12Mon Oct 17 1988 01:36 A minor diversion 26 lines
571.31Wed Oct 19 1988 01:31 A new slant? 18 lines
571.39Thu Oct 20 1988 06:06 rubber dust - whatsit dust! 17 lines
571.58Fri Oct 21 1988 07:26 match , make me a match - ok me and tarzan, you and jane 16 lines
571.79Thu Nov 03 1988 23:39 Something to talk about over the fruit! 9 lines
TOPIC572.0Wed Oct 19 1988 01:41 On a legal note..... 29 lines
TOPIC 575.0 "to dial" vs "to ??"
575.12Wed Oct 26 1988 00:14 tap your interupt driven devices access code! 19 lines
TOPIC 576.0 Commas in conjunctions
576.3Thu Oct 27 1988 01:08 Use no commas before and,but,or,nor and however... 18 lines
TOPIC 580.0 Who said "love is such sweet sorrow"?
580.7Fri Oct 20 1989 05:13 with apologies... 9 lines
TOPIC 585.0 The Subjunctive
585.17Thu Nov 17 1988 00:15 Bringing things back to earth.... :-) 9 lines
TOPIC 586.0 Patience Averts the Severe Decree
586.3Sun Nov 20 1988 05:52 12 lines
TOPIC 587.0 Anti-goal?
587.39Wed Dec 07 1988 21:34 homophones --->dials-for-real-men 12 lines
587.46Thu Dec 08 1988 21:55 :-) 9 lines
587.138Fri Dec 23 1988 01:51 lower orders of pun-tiffs make bad habits 21 lines
TOPIC588.0Wed Nov 30 1988 06:14 Who is/was Fleschmann and what is his index?? 24 lines
588.5Wed Nov 30 1988 23:21 .exe for sale, free. 20 lines
588.6Thu Dec 01 1988 00:09 FOUND IT.. 37 lines
588.22Tue Dec 06 1988 23:05 wot no computer?? 8 lines
TOPIC 592.0 Opposite of anthropomorphism
592.3Wed Dec 07 1988 04:13 Even pizzas come in mini sizes... 14 lines
TOPIC 595.0 gone South
595.20Sun Dec 18 1988 23:58 gone for a burton? 17 lines
TOPIC 600.0 Please invent a word for me.
600.5Tue Dec 20 1988 02:34 centavnistic? 18 lines
TOPIC 601.0 The Seasons
601.6Fri Dec 23 1988 02:33 here's a thought... 15 lines
TOPIC 603.0 Cherry Mistmas to All !
603.15Tue Jan 03 1989 08:04 soem more 37 lines
TOPIC 604.0 Impossibles
604.12Thu Jan 05 1989 22:01 can I can't I... 10 lines
604.19Mon Jan 23 1989 03:10 two steps up, one lip down... 17 lines
604.25Tue Feb 07 1989 21:33 I usually find the other end is closed, not open 9 lines
TOPIC605.0Tue Jan 03 1989 23:21 Once upon a time... 14 lines
605.4Thu Jan 05 1989 08:44 interesting so far.... 14 lines
TOPIC 606.0 Etymology of month names
606.2Thu Jan 05 1989 08:39 How many months have 28 days? 14 lines
TOPIC 608.0 FORTE
608.14Mon Jan 23 1989 03:14 8 lines
TOPIC 617.0 i before e except after c
617.17Thu Jan 26 1989 22:21 ask and you shall rec(ie?)(ei?)(ee?)(ea?)ve! 17 lines
TOPIC 618.0 Pithy truths
618.27Thu Feb 09 1989 12:42 end-to-end ones 16 lines
TOPIC 620.0 Can you figure this out?
620.4Tue Feb 07 1989 21:38 Who did the paraphrase 9 lines
TOPIC 621.0 Heard any good node names?
621.1Tue Feb 07 1989 22:22 going for a couplet 35 lines
TOPIC 624.0 Not another Knock Knock joke !
624.14Tue Feb 14 1989 22:58 a few more 49 lines
TOPIC 628.0 I *like* it...
628.7Sun Feb 26 1989 23:13 fight or flight? 9 lines
TOPIC 629.0 Reworded parables, sayings, old saws and other stuff
629.10Sun Feb 26 1989 23:19 from a paraphrased, poor parody of an ancient adage 6 lines
629.26Wed Mar 01 1989 08:07 osculate your posterior orifice adieu 4 lines
629.31Wed Mar 01 1989 22:29 lots of ladies undies inserted twixt chalice and cheek 10 lines
TOPIC 631.0 What are they called?
631.1Wed Mar 01 1989 08:18 more questions, so few answers! 25 lines
TOPIC 633.0 Things they never said
633.8Mon Mar 06 1989 03:39 "It looks fine, Dear, lets take the convertible"- Jackie Kennedy 1 lines
633.15Mon Mar 06 1989 23:11 "We wet ourselves laughing" - Queen Victoria 1 lines
633.16Mon Mar 06 1989 23:12 "The train arriving platform4 is on time" Brit Rail announcement 1 lines
633.27Tue Mar 07 1989 23:09 ex 1 lines
633.28Tue Mar 07 1989 23:13 3 lines
633.38Thu Mar 09 1989 03:21 Ice? two lumps and two fingers in a tumbler please 25 lines
633.53Mon Mar 13 1989 22:58 afew for the oldies 27 lines
633.78Wed Mar 22 1989 04:59 ex 18 lines
TOPIC 637.0 Unprounceable II (Those Crazy Brits)
637.30Wed Apr 05 1989 06:37 A spa.... where people drink their Bath water.. 11 lines
637.34Thu Apr 06 1989 07:15 another one 26 lines
637.42Fri Apr 07 1989 07:06 And in Oz, Murrarundi? 9 lines
637.45Mon Apr 10 1989 06:00 I'd rather be sailing 15 lines
TOPIC 641.0 Am I Losing My "Mind"?
641.7Thu Apr 13 1989 06:37 I don't mind, but I do baby-sit! 1 lines
TOPIC 642.0 PROACTIVE HELP
642.2Wed Mar 29 1989 01:51 a few suggestions 11 lines
TOPIC 643.0 A QUESTION WHICH HAS BEEN ON MY MIND LATELY
643.12Mon Apr 03 1989 06:36 9 lines
643.21Thu Apr 06 1989 07:06 a pie floater... good tucker? my oath.. 28 lines
643.24Fri Apr 07 1989 07:16 good game here 28 lines
643.31Thu Apr 13 1989 07:00 POM also mshort for pomegranite - colour of newchums skin after the sun 28 lines
643.34Mon Apr 17 1989 06:50 My sympathies... 17 lines
TOPIC 655.0 Pseudo-etymology
655.29Wed Apr 26 1989 07:53 row row row your boat, gently down the stream 16 lines
TOPIC 658.0 money, money, money
658.4Fri Apr 28 1989 07:11 ex 8 lines
TOPIC 659.0 Words that are the thing they describe
659.14Tue May 09 1989 11:01 what by, I wonder 10 lines
TOPIC 660.0 JOYOFWED
660.9Thu May 04 1989 08:12 34 lines
TOPIC 664.0 Pub names
664.1Tue May 09 1989 11:04 urban legend #2 ?? 14 lines
664.7Fri May 12 1989 06:59 how about... 3 lines
TOPIC 665.0 Parting lines
665.27Mon Jun 19 1989 16:01 from downunder 8 lines
TOPIC 668.0 Qs Without Us
668.4Mon May 22 1989 06:32 11 lines
668.9Tue Jul 04 1989 06:39 16 lines
TOPIC 669.0 'proforma'
669.6Mon May 22 1989 06:45 this meaning is different... 13 lines
TOPIC 676.0 I Saw It On A License Plate
676.23Fri Jun 09 1989 06:54 Downuder 28 lines
TOPIC 677.0 I Saw It On A Bumper Sticker
677.10Fri Jun 09 1989 07:01 from down here 24 lines
TOPIC 683.0 Acronymnyms.
683.20Wed Jul 12 1989 14:16 11 lines
TOPIC 693.0 Feel
693.2Wed Jul 12 1989 14:15 5 lines
TOPIC 694.0 Tacky
694.7Mon Jul 17 1989 00:45 8 lines
TOPIC695.0Fri Jul 14 1989 03:04 Lirez le livre d'instruction == lld? (rtfm en france) 16 lines
695.3Mon Jul 17 1989 00:52 merci bien... 15 lines
695.6Mon Jul 17 1989 14:35 je parle francais comme une vache espagnol 16 lines
695.8Tue Jul 18 1989 00:53 47 lines
695.15Wed Jul 19 1989 00:51 Honi soit qui mal y pense! 18 lines
695.18Mon Jul 24 1989 05:58 Which word should be the lodest? 12 lines
TOPIC 697.0 Oz?
697.3Mon Jul 24 1989 05:54 from a land of the 17% mortgage... 15 lines
697.7Thu Jul 27 1989 01:05 splel, cors us cn splel 22 lines
TOPIC 703.0 The Name Game
703.23Tue Aug 08 1989 10:46 Bard o' Stratford --> Stratford John 4 lines
703.34Thu Aug 10 1989 02:39 Lady Godiva --> god, Ivor Novello 1 lines
703.44Fri Aug 11 1989 06:18 6 lines
703.57Tue Aug 15 1989 06:54 George Bush --> Bushranger, Ned Kelly 1 lines
703.65Wed Aug 16 1989 06:48 French Onion Soup --> Soup Dragon 6 lines
703.106Thu Aug 31 1989 07:01 Donnus Johnson --> Johnson baby powder 1 lines
TOPIC 705.0 Limerick Addition Football
705.670Wed Oct 11 1989 10:06 3 lines
705.713Thu Oct 19 1989 04:23 3 lines
705.863Thu Nov 23 1989 07:26 24 lines
705.876Wed Nov 29 1989 21:54 There once was a trappist monk.. 10 lines
705.896Wed Dec 06 1989 22:26 he he he 4 lines
705.898Wed Dec 06 1989 23:15 and so into the festive season... 8 lines
705.907Mon Dec 11 1989 21:43 we get parking meters 14 lines
705.913Tue Dec 12 1989 21:52 go to extremes with fabulous monotremes 9 lines
705.916Wed Dec 13 1989 22:13 How do echidnas make love? ---carefully 7 lines
705.922Thu Dec 14 1989 21:47 i 12 lines
705.972Thu Jan 04 1990 08:20 use the rh mouse key 3 lines
705.983Mon Jan 08 1990 21:52 Want to get ahead, get a hat 8 lines
705.1051Wed Feb 07 1990 02:53 and chapess? maybe 3 lines
TOPIC 719.0 Trivial help needed!!
719.5Mon Sep 18 1989 11:10 Perhaps she thought they were bedroom sweets 10 lines
TOPIC 725.0 You know you're getting old ...
725.26Mon Oct 09 1989 10:18 Someone over 21, going on 16.. 24 lines
725.28Wed Oct 11 1989 10:19 When you remember blocked magtape transfers! 29 lines
725.33Thu Oct 12 1989 00:25 For they also digress against us! 47 lines
725.39Fri Oct 13 1989 01:03 oh dear and its fri the 13th too 28 lines
TOPIC 726.0 FAVORITE PERSONAL_NAMES
726.13Mon Oct 23 1989 05:37 Gone but not forgotten 3 lines
TOPIC 729.0 Coincidental Appropriateness
729.2Fri Oct 20 1989 05:25 Hope you all made it safe... 14 lines
TOPIC 734.0 I want to introduce myself
734.1Mon Nov 13 1989 03:49 Since it isn't strained, does it matter? 25 lines
734.3Wed Nov 15 1989 02:05 Merci, mercy,! 8 lines
TOPIC 741.0 Elementary, my dear Watson
741.17Thu Dec 07 1989 22:35 A Paris, sans pareil 11 lines
TOPIC 745.0 Groan
745.2Thu Dec 07 1989 22:25 two more, and a million like them... 28 lines
TOPIC 748.0 Riddles
748.1Sun Dec 10 1989 22:37 lots around - they _really_ annoy me! 20 lines
748.3Mon Jan 01 1990 22:48 answers 35 lines
TOPIC 749.0 Food Places
749.21Wed Dec 13 1989 22:06 Did batter originate in Battersea? 13 lines
TOPIC 751.0 Use of etymology as definition
751.2Thu Dec 14 1989 21:54 16 lines
TOPIC 753.0 Generic people, places and things
753.22Wed Dec 20 1989 21:51 some more 18 lines
TOPIC 754.0 tmesis
754.6Tue Dec 19 1989 23:05 Alive and well downunder 15 lines
754.12Mon Jan 01 1990 23:39 relative of jumping Jeosophat? 6 lines
754.15Tue Jan 02 1990 22:16 20 lines
TOPIC 756.0 double negative :-)
756.8Thu Jan 04 1990 22:09 I've not seen it in books or magazines... 1 lines
TOPIC 757.0 The decline of English
757.16Tue Jan 02 1990 22:01 a little small comment, by the by 20 lines
757.28Thu Jan 04 1990 22:05 Its early morning, and I feel philosophical :-) 49 lines
757.53Tue Jan 09 1990 09:12 Which one is the cunning linguist? 22 lines
757.59Tue Jan 09 1990 22:21 Lets put them into different rings 20 lines
TOPIC 758.0 Crossword Puzzles
758.2Tue Jan 02 1990 22:10 clueless? 16 lines
TOPIC 760.0 Beer names wanted
760.5Tue Jan 02 1990 22:19 Yeast Turdy (all my troubles seemed so far away...) 1 lines
760.10Thu Jan 04 1990 08:24 ciak = came in a kit 16 lines
TOPIC 761.0 Title which a movie should have.
761.1Thu Jan 04 1990 08:18 told to me by a policeman! 14 lines
TOPIC 763.0 Language Change
763.4Wed Jan 10 1990 22:24 I use it a lot, sometimes 16 lines
TOPIC 770.0 A Hickey, a What?
770.10Thu Feb 01 1990 21:44 13 lines
TOPIC 772.0 What a country!
772.2Fri Feb 09 1990 04:11 cabbage patch 24 lines
TOPIC 775.0 Fun Pun Names
775.13Sun Feb 18 1990 22:35 Phil Free? 11 lines
TOPIC 777.0 Dickens quote recalled
777.1Sun Feb 18 1990 22:41 Was it the story about the rail guard? 22 lines

Conference trucks::great_britain (The Great Britain Conference)

104 posts
TOPIC 49.0 Welsh stuff
49.106Sun Nov 13 1988 22:59 A social comment? 7 lines
49.122Wed Nov 23 1988 06:40 Glad y gan ---- Pays de gaulle 9 lines
49.125Thu Nov 24 1988 00:22 Homin in 13 lines
49.128Sun Nov 27 1988 23:10 Blaunau FFetiniog am byth!. Creuso am Barry Island 18 lines
TOPIC 59.0 London topic
59.24Wed Feb 10 1988 05:39 at the third stroke... *I* usually purr 14 lines
59.31Mon Feb 22 1988 22:23 Heres a few too 14 lines
59.38Wed Feb 24 1988 04:26 Elmeentary my Deer Watsin, Just my typins no gud 11 lines
TOPIC 69.0 TRIVIA-GB quiz game.
69.110Thu Feb 25 1988 06:31 I got it... 12 lines
69.116Thu Mar 24 1988 23:52 Not a camel how about Black Cat? 6 lines
69.124Wed Apr 06 1988 03:08 For a rainy day (or two!) 27 lines
TOPIC 110.0 BRITSLANGuage
110.80Fri Jul 08 1988 06:13 happy as larry - Who is(was) Larry? 12 lines
110.83Sun Jul 10 1988 02:54 Are you having me on? 10 lines
TOPIC 128.0 WELWYN office.
128.223Thu Oct 19 1989 04:36 hot here today... 13 lines
TOPIC 133.0 Cow pie anyone ?
133.35Wed Feb 10 1988 06:43 How CAN they know England,that England have never known? 44 lines
133.41Wed Feb 10 1988 22:50 What about the south west 24 lines
TOPIC 207.0 Anyone been sent to Coventry?
207.14Tue Sep 27 1988 01:52 on the linoleum 1 lines
TOPIC 332.0 Lee & Perrins.
332.48Tue Apr 12 1988 02:06 What a sauce! Could end up in a pickle, What? 8 lines
TOPIC 339.0 Isaac Walton come back; All is forgiven..
339.128Thu Jan 21 1988 04:21 romans 0 others 2 49 lines
339.138Thu Jan 21 1988 22:27 Water - at last the solution! 41 lines
339.141Thu Jun 09 1988 03:31 Thousands wait with ba(i)ted breath ... 7 lines
339.143Fri Jun 10 1988 01:36 Just testing the waters.......... :-} 1 lines
339.145Mon Jun 20 1988 11:39 Too much sex? 6 lines
TOPIC 347.0 Help on train sets...
347.5Sun Jan 24 1988 23:25 Ha the one in Gun St shot through? 8 lines
TOPIC348.0Wed Jan 27 1988 06:20 Made in Tokyo,Japan,Lancashire. ??- huh 26 lines
TOPIC 351.0 Paddington Bear
351.24Mon Mar 07 1988 23:05 Safety conciuos Bear 25 lines
TOPIC 352.0 A Blast Against Blackguards
352.2Fri Jan 29 1988 02:33 Watch it, Jummy! 21 lines
TOPIC361.0Thu Feb 11 1988 00:54 Attitude? What Attitude? Not me, I'm English! 27 lines
361.8Thu Feb 11 1988 23:01 Back to the past 61 lines
361.10Fri Feb 12 1988 07:21 yet another diatribe 32 lines
361.49Fri Feb 19 1988 06:07 Bring back Grammar schools, all is forgiven! 49 lines
TOPIC 370.0 History - Thistle over the Rose ?
370.5Thu Apr 21 1988 01:33 A prickly point 10 lines
TOPIC 373.0 The Fishy Crab
373.7Fri Feb 26 1988 00:29 all quite logical if you keep searching 20 lines
TOPIC 374.0 Bye bye....
374.6Fri Feb 26 1988 00:46 And they told me NO-ONE ever leaves digital... 11 lines
TOPIC 383.0 English Rugby: Some Conclusions
383.10Mon Mar 07 1988 06:27 You gotta play it TUFF! 73 lines
383.13Mon Mar 07 1988 22:33 ooohh those shorts! 27 lines
TOPIC 410.0 UK_TV.NOTE?
410.35Tue Apr 12 1988 02:00 What about domino pushing? 8 lines
TOPIC 412.0 'Allo 'Allo
412.10Thu Mar 17 1988 22:25 Vous pensez, alors vous etes.... 11 lines
TOPIC413.0Thu Mar 17 1988 04:49 Here is the latest news from Alvard Liddell 21 lines
413.8Thu Mar 17 1988 22:44 Hello young lovers, you're under arrest! 33 lines
TOPIC 418.0 To Change or not to change?
418.16Mon Mar 28 1988 02:23 I love light and sun and it fades the carpet! 15 lines
418.20Tue Mar 29 1988 01:04 I bet Superman was Australian too. 17 lines
TOPIC 420.0 Rocky???
420.27Tue Sep 06 1988 08:33 $$$$$$$$$$$ 12 lines
TOPIC 421.0 Tax relief on mortgages
421.1Mon Mar 28 1988 02:33 In the land of milk and honey.... 20 lines
TOPIC 423.0 An invasion of privacy?
423.28Wed Mar 30 1988 05:01 What if it said 'Buy Digital' ? 18 lines
423.49Thu Mar 31 1988 01:46 Ban the penny black! 18 lines
TOPIC 426.0 Once Upon A Time In the Land of Nog
426.17Thu Mar 31 1988 11:11 One for the oldies! 10 lines
426.19Thu Mar 31 1988 11:27 That's them! 9 lines
426.92Mon May 23 1988 10:57 The world's first soapie? 6 lines
426.94Thu May 26 1988 03:09 Ahhh those _were_ the days 6 lines
TOPIC 427.0 Some thoughts on Reading...
427.27Tue Apr 19 1988 07:51 Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I, 14 lines
TOPIC430.0Thu Mar 31 1988 02:24 Mr M delete it if inappropriate, please. 21 lines
430.4Thu Mar 31 1988 10:27 Mutually exclusive? 13 lines
TOPIC434.0Tue Apr 05 1988 03:32 What do you call a man from Hampshire? 23 lines
434.2Tue Apr 05 1988 10:02 uhuh! 8 lines
434.4Tue Apr 05 1988 10:10 Ma Tuchly 8 lines
434.24Thu Apr 21 1988 01:43 something lower class from a misspent youth, I fear 21 lines
434.31Thu Jun 23 1988 02:16 The definative answer! 17 lines
434.34Tue Aug 01 1989 00:56 They'm a rum lot, em are! 9 lines
434.38Fri Aug 04 1989 09:39 I hang head in shame 9 lines
TOPIC435.0Tue Apr 05 1988 09:59 April 1 anyone? 9 lines
435.5Tue Apr 05 1988 11:13 One from D/u 18 lines
TOPIC 447.0 Great British comedy
447.41Tue Apr 26 1988 02:13 some older timers 42 lines
TOPIC 451.0 Radio Caroline
451.5Mon May 02 1988 01:25 A brush with fame?? 13 lines
TOPIC453.0Thu May 05 1988 01:21 What colour Your passport? 11 lines
453.51Tue May 10 1988 01:13 Mine's green and covered in (tatty)plastic! 13 lines
453.58Tue May 17 1988 07:22 Looked good on the telly, tho' 8 lines
TOPIC 454.0 Why are elections on thursdays?
454.5Tue May 10 1988 01:19 Sats for us 11 lines
TOPIC 455.0 Drinking 'passports' issued.
455.20Wed May 11 1988 01:15 AA? not THE AA? 11 lines
TOPIC 463.0 The sound of leather on willow.
463.14Thu May 26 1988 03:21 Can a vote from Downunder count double? 22 lines
463.128Fri Aug 05 1988 03:24 Here is the latest in humour! 18 lines
TOPIC 467.0 Raise your (left) hands, please!
467.1Fri May 27 1988 02:10 a balanced view? 7 lines
467.54Wed Jun 01 1988 01:19 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. 1 lines
467.97Mon Aug 22 1988 07:20 Is a leftie who can use his right, ambisinistrous? 6 lines
TOPIC 468.0 Renting & Landlord/tennamt problems
468.4Wed Jun 01 1988 01:37 Where's the Rhodesian border? Upstairs wiv me sister... 13 lines
TOPIC 472.0 Oct. in England
472.3Wed Jun 08 1988 02:16 Enjoy! 14 lines
TOPIC 481.0 Genetic Typing
481.10Thu Jun 16 1988 03:45 Sounds good to me too.. 23 lines
481.29Thu Jun 23 1988 02:07 Some thoughts on an id card 22 lines
TOPIC 482.0 English - The Queen's vs. The President's
482.1Thu Jun 16 1988 04:03 25 lines
482.7Wed Jun 22 1988 01:33 But is this 'patois'? 29 lines
TOPIC 483.0 British Poetcom
483.1Fri Jun 17 1988 05:40 Beats dial-a-pizza! 1 lines
TOPIC 486.0 Info on Carmarthen, Wales ?
486.15Wed Sep 07 1988 01:46 :-) Are you in bottles too? 7 lines
TOPIC 497.0 Timeshare Selling Techniques
497.6Fri Jul 29 1988 04:30 Downunder too! 10 lines
TOPIC 506.0 Anyone tried Solar Heating?
506.5Thu Aug 11 1988 02:07 Go south for the sun (or Welwyn!) 16 lines
506.10Thu Aug 18 1988 04:00 An alternative! 19 lines
TOPIC 509.0 Anyone for motorway madness?
509.10Mon Aug 22 1988 07:24 Another odd case for our neo-lawyer! 12 lines
TOPIC 521.0 JUST ANOTHER TOURIST!
521.3Wed Sep 14 1988 02:10 skip England,Ireland,Scotland&Wales-goto Isle-of-Man! 6 lines
TOPIC 557.0 No to Student Loans
557.2Tue Dec 06 1988 03:38 Spare a thought for your antipodean cousins 31 lines
TOPIC 581.0 US/UK expatriation topic?
581.22Mon Feb 06 1989 04:55 He's not with _me_! 22 lines
TOPIC 585.0 Easter in KENT & SUSSEX ???
585.6Mon Feb 13 1989 21:43 Have a nice stay.. 27 lines
TOPIC 592.0 The British Flag / The Union Jack
592.6Wed Feb 22 1989 22:05 here's some good oil.. 29 lines
TOPIC 597.0 Somerset topic
597.8Wed Mar 15 1989 02:16 Back down the rathole.... 6 lines
TOPIC690.0Fri Aug 18 1989 05:10 Where are there wild roos or wallabies in britain? 15 lines
690.10Wed Aug 30 1989 06:00 boing boing 15 lines
690.14Mon Sep 18 1989 10:19 this is howcum! 15 lines
TOPIC 692.0 calling
692.5Wed Aug 30 1989 06:02 1 lines
TOPIC 695.0 for three-legged people
695.1Fri Sep 08 1989 07:48 I enjoyed it... 39 lines
TOPIC 711.0 Water metering.
711.5Wed Oct 18 1989 09:46 How's this for a scam? 32 lines
711.7Thu Oct 19 1989 04:33 did I get it wrong??? 8-| 9 lines
711.12Mon Oct 23 1989 05:52 The rain in Spain... 16 lines
TOPIC 730.0 Why are the "Home Counties" HOME?
730.11Sun Nov 26 1989 21:51 A few likely (???) explanations 60 lines
730.14Mon Nov 27 1989 20:51 ol' father thames.and family 19 lines
730.17Tue Nov 28 1989 21:12 is a diversion athe same as a rathole? 19 lines
TOPIC 751.0 The Odds
751.1Wed Jan 10 1990 21:38 15 lines
TOPIC 762.0 A New Climate?
762.19Mon Feb 05 1990 21:20 Uk has weather, Australia has a climate 17 lines

Conference vaxcat::gb92 (Great Britain)

10 posts
TOPIC 21.0 Wales
21.106Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 A social comment? 7 lines
21.122Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 Glad y gan ---- Pays de gaulle 9 lines
21.125Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 Homin in 13 lines
21.128Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 Blaunau FFetiniog am byth!. Creuso am Barry Island 18 lines
TOPIC 23.0 London topic
23.24Wed Feb 10 1988 05:39 at the third stroke... *I* usually purr 14 lines
23.31Mon Feb 22 1988 22:23 Heres a few too 14 lines
23.38Wed Feb 24 1988 04:26 Elmeentary my Deer Watsin, Just my typins no gud 11 lines
TOPIC 30.0 Somerset topic
30.8Mon Mar 18 1991 16:29 Back down the rathole.... 6 lines
TOPIC 41.0 English Rugby: Some Conclusions
41.10Mon Mar 07 1988 06:27 You gotta play it TUFF! 73 lines
41.13Mon Mar 07 1988 22:33 ooohh those shorts! 27 lines

Conference vaxcat::gb_91 (GB_91)

15 posts
TOPIC 21.0 Wales
21.106Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 A social comment? 7 lines
21.122Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 Glad y gan ---- Pays de gaulle 9 lines
21.125Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 Homin in 13 lines
21.128Mon Mar 18 1991 14:01 Blaunau FFetiniog am byth!. Creuso am Barry Island 18 lines
TOPIC 23.0 London topic
23.24Mon Mar 18 1991 14:42 at the third stroke... *I* usually purr 14 lines
23.31Mon Mar 18 1991 14:42 Heres a few too 14 lines
23.38Mon Mar 18 1991 14:42 Elmeentary my Deer Watsin, Just my typins no gud 11 lines
TOPIC 30.0 Somerset topic
30.8Mon Mar 18 1991 16:29 Back down the rathole.... 6 lines
TOPIC 41.0 English Rugby: Some Conclusions
41.10Mon Mar 07 1988 06:27 You gotta play it TUFF! 73 lines
41.13Mon Mar 07 1988 22:33 ooohh those shorts! 27 lines
TOPIC 43.0 Isaac Walton come back; All is forgiven..
43.125Thu Jan 21 1988 04:21 romans 0 others 2 49 lines
43.135Thu Jan 21 1988 22:27 Water - at last the solution! 41 lines
43.138Thu Jun 09 1988 03:31 Thousands wait with ba(i)ted breath ... 7 lines
43.140Fri Jun 10 1988 01:36 Just testing the waters.......... :-} 1 lines
43.142Mon Jun 20 1988 11:39 Too much sex? 6 lines

Conference bulova::decw_jan-89_to_nov-90 (DECWINDOWS 26-JAN-89 to 29-NOV-90)

1 posts
TOPIC1150.0Thu Jul 20 1989 19:21 Anyone with experience on Apollo Domain? 21 lines

Conference auss::oz_2 (The Lands Down Under)

99 posts
TOPIC 8.0 slang
8.34Sun Apr 02 1989 22:07 FUME 9 lines
TOPIC 24.0 Ozzies versus Kiwis
24.19Thu Oct 27 1988 17:35 2 lines
24.22Thu Oct 27 1988 21:53 5 lines
24.31Sun Oct 30 1988 16:53 8 lines
24.38Tue Nov 08 1988 21:48 1 lines
24.40Thu Nov 17 1988 15:38 salut! 6 lines
TOPIC 46.0 Nuclear-free thoughts
46.11Wed Jan 10 1990 14:06 almost..... 18 lines
TOPIC 142.0 what about 'Neighbours'??
142.19Tue Feb 14 1989 21:28 Neighbours is Melbourne, after all! 28 lines
TOPIC 144.0 Contracting in Australia
144.1Sun Feb 14 1988 20:14 some answers 52 lines
TOPIC 161.0 JP & R
161.11Wed Apr 06 1988 23:42 keep recording .... 10 lines
TOPIC 164.0 Leave Loading
164.2Wed Apr 06 1988 23:53 One vote for 13 lines
TOPIC 168.0 WE'RE EMIGRATING - HELP NEEDED!
168.1Thu Apr 28 1988 19:04 WHY ALBURY/WODONGA of all places? 10 lines
TOPIC 180.0 "Traveling"
180.1Tue Jun 14 1988 19:31 Ask when you apply for the visa! 9 lines
180.9Sun Jun 19 1988 19:33 Sorry, me speaka da engrish no good! 17 lines
TOPIC 181.0 PAAAUUUULLLLL Hogan (Bridge Painter Extraordinairee
181.3Sun Jun 19 1988 19:34 You have to be born anywhere else to realise how lucky they are! 1 lines
181.9Tue Aug 23 1988 23:03 Wot not a Hogan's Hero? 9 lines
181.11Wed Aug 24 1988 19:32 OUD and Webster and Funk and Wagnell all agree! 3 lines
TOPIC 185.0 Une erreur bien Francaise
185.8Mon Jul 04 1988 18:50 And who said Oz was multicultural? 1 lines
185.10Sun Jul 10 1988 03:39 ici on parle 'o'-level francais! 21 lines
185.19Wed Jul 13 1988 18:28 let's go ethnic! 15 lines
185.23Wed Aug 03 1988 01:26 ay mun, snow say ard 10 lines
TOPIC 189.0 G'day
189.3Thu Jul 14 1988 01:43 and they argue a lot too! 45 lines
189.7Thu Jul 14 1988 19:19 some thoughts of a rambling immigrant! 57 lines
189.9Fri Jul 15 1988 02:11 yum, a photo of a bottle of guiness 7 lines
TOPIC 199.0 York Apt. Hotel in Syndey?
199.2Wed Aug 03 1988 01:28 more 8 lines
TOPIC 202.0 Australia's Immigration Policy - Comments Please !!!
202.44Thu Aug 18 1988 18:43 18 lines
202.47Thu Sep 01 1988 21:24 Hit em with the old peabeau! 19 lines
TOPIC 203.0 Att: Moderator, Limericks ??
203.6Mon Aug 15 1988 18:28 and ever on... 12 lines
203.9Tue Aug 16 1988 20:29 better a PB than an ocker! 9 lines
203.11Wed Aug 24 1988 19:38 Thanks, I feel better informed. 15 lines
203.13Thu Aug 25 1988 02:20 try again, colonial boy 14 lines
TOPIC 204.0 Woman drowning...throw me a line.
204.18Wed Aug 24 1988 19:46 Dont you take no notice of little spiders 23 lines
204.22Thu Aug 25 1988 02:14 Here' the good oil! 25 lines
204.43Mon Sep 12 1988 18:59 What a load of old eyewash! 25 lines
204.48Wed Sep 14 1988 18:36 Don't forget O N-J was born in the UK! 10 lines
204.52Thu Sep 15 1988 01:04 here's the good oil! 27 lines
204.60Mon Sep 19 1988 02:38 bit = Big (Freudian(???) slip!) 13 lines
TOPIC 209.0 The Referenda - Comments please
209.2Thu Aug 18 1988 18:33 Vote No to all of em! 15 lines
209.21Mon Sep 12 1988 19:17 What were we _really_ voting about?? 18 lines
TOPIC 210.0 Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport request
210.3Thu Aug 18 1988 18:44 Here's (approximately ) the Go! 58 lines
210.7Mon Aug 22 1988 00:32 to follow the man...... 6 lines
210.11Thu Sep 01 1988 02:17 Here's the good oil 17 lines
TOPIC 212.0 HELP ON PERTH WEATHER..
212.2Mon Aug 22 1988 00:41 now theres a twist 13 lines
TOPIC 214.0 OZ Power Supply
214.3Thu Sep 01 1988 02:18 shocking but true 9 lines
TOPIC 221.0 Info req'd for Pom emigrant
221.6Mon May 08 1989 22:48 ahh yes, I remember it well.... 12 lines
TOPIC 224.0 Questions,questions,questions!
224.13Tue Apr 04 1989 01:48 just to muddy the wters 11 lines
TOPIC 234.0 SUMMER'S HERE !!!
234.7Tue Oct 11 1988 22:58 You jus' gotta let bogong be bogongs.. 1 lines
TOPIC 237.0 Weather in March/April?
237.4Tue Oct 11 1988 23:05 What next.. stay up late to watch neighbours? 11 lines
237.16Sun Oct 16 1988 20:23 more driving - It takes longer than you think 32 lines
TOPIC 238.0 Wine?
238.3Tue Oct 11 1988 23:07 Wall i'll be darned 13 lines
238.14Sun Oct 16 1988 20:35 Life - be in it! 21 lines
238.24Mon Oct 24 1988 17:25 remember me? - nah...BUT I remember you... 6 lines
TOPIC 241.0 Housing costs in Oz
241.8Mon Oct 24 1988 17:23 They are there if you look! 19 lines
TOPIC 242.0 First timer looking for some Aussie tourism tips
242.1Thu Oct 27 1988 22:03 A few answers 44 lines
TOPIC 250.0 Australian Dollar Dropping?
250.8Wed Nov 23 1988 17:08 Sewers are necessary for life, Don't mean we have to live there 6 lines
TOPIC 251.0 Help for a tourist part 1
251.9Thu Nov 17 1988 15:31 Not to mention bronzed ones too 8 lines
251.14Sun Nov 20 1988 23:05 and ever onwards 9 lines
TOPIC 253.0 JOB HUNTER
253.1Wed Nov 16 1988 16:06 what's that ,again 13 lines
253.5Thu Nov 17 1988 15:36 What's wrong with the Old Dart? 17 lines
TOPIC 258.0 Animal Husbandry
258.3Wed Nov 23 1988 17:11 umop apisdn aje am 9 lines
258.9Sun Nov 27 1988 15:47 he's right, you know 15 lines
TOPIC 260.0 Kangaroo Slaughtering?
260.42Mon Jan 23 1989 00:06 a safe bet?? 12 lines
TOPIC 267.0 Jobs for Nurses/Plasterers in OZ?
267.1Sun Dec 18 1988 19:56 I come from a land up there.... 82 lines
TOPIC 276.0 Another couple on vacation
276.7Mon Jan 23 1989 00:11 ooooh that hurts 16 lines
TOPIC 277.0 Surfer, shark & dolphins anyone?
277.11Tue Feb 14 1989 21:23 Sell sell sell 15 lines
TOPIC 285.0 Aussie travel suggestions
285.7Tue Feb 28 1989 16:47 yum 19 lines
TOPIC 288.0 Milford Track... (?)
288.3Sun Jan 29 1989 19:24 Casta Plenty downunder 6 lines
TOPIC 290.0 Meet you at Net U ?
290.12Mon Feb 06 1989 22:15 Oz is 20 times the size of UK! 17 lines
290.17Tue Feb 07 1989 18:35 And close to Switzerland too 8 lines
TOPIC 293.0 Writing for DEC in Sydney
293.6Fri Mar 03 1989 01:37 13 lines
TOPIC 311.0 Educational Services
311.1Mon Feb 27 1989 14:46 here's the good oil 10 lines
311.3Mon Feb 27 1989 20:05 watch it! 22 lines
311.7Tue Feb 28 1989 16:40 and now I know...... 18 lines
TOPIC 313.0 Birds in my belfry :-))
313.3Fri Mar 03 1989 01:33 set flame=on 9 lines
TOPIC 328.0 CALLING ALL OZZIES!!!!
328.2Sun Apr 02 1989 22:04 Here a starter for 10 83 lines
TOPIC 330.0 Is it wet or is it dry ??????
330.8Tue Apr 04 1989 01:53 Hawkesbury river peaked at just 10.3metres! 7 lines
TOPIC 331.0 US V.P. Quayle to bypass N.Z. ?
331.19Tue Apr 04 1989 23:00 dennis Connor - the only persone to lose the America's cup TWICE 11 lines
TOPIC 344.0 Searching for an Australian Saddle.
344.3Mon May 01 1989 23:41 10 lines
TOPIC 351.0 Decatholon Trip to Australia,Help!
351.9Sun May 21 1989 22:58 yeah I saw the smiley... but if youve gottit, flaunt it! 25 lines
TOPIC 391.0 Pat Keogh call home
391.8Mon Jul 03 1989 22:43 me too, I know that masked man... 8 lines
TOPIC 415.0 ***U.K. SETTLERS CLUB - Introduce Yourselves Here!
415.75Wed Aug 16 1989 21:45 hmmm 18 lines
TOPIC 430.0 Baby notes? Help Sid!
430.8Wed Aug 16 1989 22:06 Thanks Syd 22 lines
TOPIC 433.0 Kangaroos and Koalas
433.12Thu Aug 17 1989 21:43 Wall I be darned 10 lines
TOPIC 447.0 CANOEING OPPORTUNITIES IN SEPTEMBER?
447.2Mon Aug 28 1989 23:56 take care - they are unpredictable 14 lines
TOPIC 451.0 Sydney Here We Come
451.4Thu Aug 31 1989 03:29 Motor bikes are 16 for Ls , aren't they Mr Motorbike? 17 lines
TOPIC 480.0 UK <--> NZ TV/VCR compatibility
480.3Mon Sep 25 1989 17:00 some more diffs 20 lines
TOPIC 481.0 JOB OPPERTUNITIES, FIELD SERVICE??
481.4Fri Sep 29 1989 01:13 Down the 'Cross, VERY 1 lines
TOPIC 500.0 Private Flying in Australia
500.1Wed Oct 18 1989 02:14 hers a go 13 lines
500.4Mon Dec 04 1989 14:50 someone else 5 lines
500.8Mon Jan 01 1990 19:36 Andy is a Pom - what does _he_ know about?...? 11 lines
TOPIC 510.0 hey,hey it's saturday
510.10Thu Nov 09 1989 23:40 whatya call a field of Aussies? a vacant lot 18 lines
TOPIC 527.0 Telecom Telephone numbers.
527.10Sun Dec 03 1989 23:53 use the OZ operator this way... 15 lines
TOPIC 542.0 The Adventures of George Rambush
542.4Tue Jan 02 1990 14:56 Is he a 'new chum'? 5 lines
TOPIC 543.0 Earthquake in Sydney Australia!
543.24Wed Jan 03 1990 14:06 FWIW 22 lines
543.27Thu Jan 04 1990 14:27 i only tells it as I saw it.... 25 lines
TOPIC 545.0 French Lady around Australia....
545.4Tue Jan 02 1990 14:34 25 lines
545.5Tue Jan 02 1990 14:42 There is a stand in the SCG named after this place. 29 lines
545.10Wed Jan 03 1990 13:55 geographically embarrassed = lost? 9 lines
545.13Thu Jan 04 1990 00:33 Huh? 14 lines

Conference bulova::decwindows_old (DECwindows Standard Programming Environment)

4 posts
TOPIC 600.0 What's in a name?
600.30Mon Aug 22 1988 03:54 Just a (belated) thought 23 lines
TOPIC890.0Fri Aug 19 1988 04:49 Users DECterm controller dies. Why? 20 lines
890.2Sat Aug 20 1988 02:47 "normal" ones 9 lines
890.3Sun Aug 21 1988 23:40 set face/blush/color=bright_red/attitude=shame 15 lines

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