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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

573.0. "LICENSE PLATES" by 10559::REED_BO () Tue Jul 21 1992 11:16

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573.13M TA3CSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketTue Jul 21 1992 11:3012
573.23149::CERIAAwe...shutupTue Jul 21 1992 11:413
573.358633::POECHMANPoecherTue Jul 21 1992 12:006
573.439135::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSTue Jul 21 1992 13:005
573.5they wish8269::KLEINMWhat do you mean I missed the gates?Tue Jul 21 1992 20:047
573.6ELV 1S42139::DAVIESGI did WHAT last nite? oooh boy. Wed Jul 22 1992 00:471
573.7If you got it, flaunt it....42110::RICKETTSSomewhere right of Genghis KhanWed Jul 22 1992 03:307
573.8JOB 8IE OR JOB 8Y44234::SWRIGHTWed Jul 22 1992 07:361
573.10S**tty number...42110::RICKETTSSomewhere right of Genghis KhanWed Jul 22 1992 08:481
573.1134873::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itWed Jul 22 1992 10:108
573.12COLO. TAGS8269::STELTERWed Jul 22 1992 10:418
573.13go figure..39135::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSWed Jul 22 1992 10:544
573.14wiz of Wall St.GIAMEM::CKELLEYWed Jul 22 1992 15:086
573.15A FEW MORE42002::RDGTMP2The Rebel (without a clue)Thu Jul 23 1992 03:508
573.16This could pass the screening program33018::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind MeldThu Jul 23 1992 07:486
573.22QQQQ 2OAW::MILLERJames' & Joy's Daddy...�Thu Jul 23 1992 12:4611
573.2319119::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadyThu Jul 23 1992 13:1911
573.24Hi Quelle!16821::THRELFALLCan't stop the runaway emotionsThu Jul 23 1992 22:336
573.28UP URS 2.44056::JMCNULTYFri Jul 24 1992 08:3114
573.29Seen on A Station Wagon Full of Young Female Children11159::RICKWould you like some cheese with that [Whine]?Fri Jul 24 1992 15:592
573.3016626::LOYDSat Jul 25 1992 15:436
573.32Morning After???42498::YOUNGMon Jul 27 1992 04:5610
573.3343050::SAHADEVANMon Jul 27 1992 09:016
573.35?58633::POECHMANPoecherMon Jul 27 1992 10:259
573.3643050::ETHERIDGENo way figure 4Mon Jul 27 1992 10:431
573.3739293::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSMon Jul 27 1992 10:494
573.38Just wondering33018::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind MeldMon Jul 27 1992 11:387
573.3916626::LOYDMon Jul 27 1992 13:224
573.40Can you SKINAKED?35890::BUCKLEYski fast,take chances,die youngMon Jul 27 1992 18:4420
573.41Florida Plate39401::MCGOVERNTue Jul 28 1992 08:456
573.42I just can't figure this one out58633::POECHMANPoecherTue Jul 28 1992 10:354
573.43Alice in Wonderland3149::PGGRECEPTue Jul 28 1992 10:565
573.44More plates8672::BEAUSOLEILTue Jul 28 1992 10:5710
573.4533018::HANSONI need a Vulcan Mind MeldTue Jul 28 1992 11:006
573.46pss-sst...hey kid...c'mere...3742::BUTTONbe EXCELLENT to each other....Tue Jul 28 1992 11:1614
573.478/33798::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a bananna?Tue Jul 28 1992 13:278
573.4870 and rolling21007::ATHERTONUK foreverTue Jul 28 1992 14:476
573.51CAR REG42139::BAREFIELDACHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUBWed Jul 29 1992 08:039
573.52out of place?10559::REED_BOWed Jul 29 1992 11:038
573.53Could it be-NAH!7819::MONTVILLEWed Jul 29 1992 11:068
573.54MY DENTIST35924::KINNEYDTFSO your mammaWed Jul 29 1992 14:342
573.558^)57852::MOKIE::SCHOOLCRAFTDouble Wildcard DebWed Jul 29 1992 15:0610
573.56Yet another...CSC32::LUFFGood things come to those who BaitThu Jul 30 1992 06:587
573.59what's up doc?32543::BROWNDances With WerewolvesFri Jul 31 1992 06:1611
573.60naaaaaaahhhhh....32543::BROWNDances With WerewolvesFri Jul 31 1992 06:173
573.61Tame, but real34223::NICODEMAvoid traffic; leave work at noonFri Jul 31 1992 08:028
573.6219119::JANDROWThe Green-Eyed LadyFri Jul 31 1992 08:047
573.63In Merrimack3230::MCMAHONFri Jul 31 1992 12:086
573.64Where's Scotty?16598::MERRICKStark Raving Sane!?Sun Aug 02 1992 09:305
573.657282::BPERKINSSun Aug 02 1992 23:244
573.66Spots where??????43996::FAIRBURNJTue Aug 04 1992 03:449
573.6816821::JOHNSTONTue Aug 04 1992 13:274
573.72290n21007::ATHERTONUK foreverWed Aug 05 1992 14:546
573.73I never forget the date!11499::BERGARTJeff-the-refWed Aug 05 1992 16:026
573.75and this...15827::CYGANThu Aug 06 1992 11:595
573.76UNCOMMON KNOWLEDGE16913::KELLER_DAANIMATED INTELLIGENCEThu Aug 06 1992 16:537
573.77First-aid kit9217::SECURITYACT POLICE AND STATE YOUR CODEFri Aug 07 1992 05:346
573.7833864::JERRYWHITEHELP-I'm white and cant get down!Fri Aug 07 1992 07:143
573.82Quick Car???42498::YOUNGFri Aug 07 1992 12:328
573.86$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$35055::STAGGSI'd Rather be FishingFri Aug 07 1992 20:0111
573.87"We'll miss Portland traffic this way," he said...57852::MOKIE::SCHOOLCRAFTDebra LauerMon Aug 10 1992 08:396
573.88Some more3744::MILINDMon Aug 10 1992 08:4210
573.89 down and dirty17750::LUPIEN_WMon Aug 10 1992 09:4811
573.90I love the first one ;^)SANFAN::SCOTT_ROLet there be songs to fill the airMon Aug 10 1992 16:0412
573.9158631::PAQUINGive me a Break! I just work here..Tue Aug 11 1992 10:585
573.93ISUZUCSC32::LUFFGood things come to those who BaitWed Aug 12 1992 08:3712
573.95TAG #35186::LEECHanatomically correctWed Aug 12 1992 16:021
573.962 IN 1 SHOT58378::M_BOUCHERFri Aug 14 1992 09:086
573.97bats21007::ATHERTONUK foreverThu Aug 20 1992 15:097
573.98vrooooooooom42139::ROODENBERGDit's me again.Wed Aug 26 1992 10:176
573.9945999::NICHOLSONKAll the best freaks are here!Thu Aug 27 1992 04:314
573.10042498::YOUNGTue Sep 01 1992 12:307
573.10160600::SOUTHWELLHe's in Notes> AGAIN Mum!Sat Sep 12 1992 06:362
573.10216913::WIERSUM_GATue Sep 15 1992 09:586
573.10335186::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Tue Sep 15 1992 10:396
573.105AV8TRGUIDUK::MCKAYDown another rat hole...Wed Oct 28 1992 17:185
573.106GAVEL::JANDROWThu Oct 29 1992 17:026
573.107DPDMAI::MILLERRBlackadder/Baldric '92Fri Oct 30 1992 14:3713
573.10910SNE1MIMS::GULICK_LWhen the impossible is eliminated...Wed Nov 04 1992 04:071
573.110Dental PlateDYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Wed Nov 04 1992 11:353
573.111DPDMAI::MILLERRBlackadder/Baldric '92Wed Nov 04 1992 12:116
573.112CUPMK::T_THEONo applause, just throw money!Wed Nov 04 1992 12:163
573.113INFACT::BEVISDig it, AL!Wed Jan 27 1993 22:053
573.114LUNER::CIDADOThu Jan 28 1993 08:164
573.115PlatesFORTSC::SCHMIDThu Jan 28 1993 12:313
573.116Hookers PlateASABET::POMEROYFootprints on the Dash upside downWed Feb 03 1993 07:493
573.117*SALEM::WALTONWelcome To The MachineWed Feb 03 1993 08:143
573.118969-ASKLEVERS::DEFIORETue Feb 16 1993 12:5612
573.119JKMNOODIXIE::MOODYFri Feb 19 1993 15:516
573.124Close-captioned for the alphabetically impaired :-)WLDBIL::KILGOREAdiposilly challengedMon Mar 15 1993 13:4713
573.125GAVEL::JANDROWAssmebly for Raq-Mountable EquipmentMon Mar 15 1993 17:259
573.126CSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Tue Mar 16 1993 08:203
573.127One more for the road.CPDW::GOFFTue Mar 16 1993 14:039
573.128CTHQ::DWESSELSTue Mar 16 1993 14:055
573.129KIRKTN::AMILLARAnd some late news just in.......Wed Mar 17 1993 03:026
573.130Come to think of it............It was mine !!!!!KIRKTN::JJACKWed Mar 17 1993 05:539
573.131It was a tuffyPAKORA::SWRIGHTSomeone up there likes me..!!Wed Mar 17 1993 06:029
573.133I almost died laughing tee heeNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 17 1993 09:438
573.134CUPMK::T_THEOWhat do you know for sure?Wed Mar 17 1993 11:246
573.138DAF yer aff yer heidNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 17 1993 11:543
573.140CUPMK::T_THEOWhat do you know for sure?Wed Mar 17 1993 13:5411
573.141Be happy...PSYLO::WILSONFormer proofraederWed Mar 17 1993 13:585
573.145Its true....honest..! *:@) KIRKTN::SWRIGHTWhisky Nose , Strawberry cheeks..!!!!Thu Mar 18 1993 05:1010
573.146KIRKTN::SWRIGHTWhisky Nose , Strawberry cheeks..!!!!Thu Mar 18 1993 05:1310
573.147Lost Horizon - Shangri-laKIRKTN::AMILLARAnd some late news just in.......Thu Mar 18 1993 05:179
573.148MmmmmKIRKTN::SWRIGHTWhisky Nose , Strawberry cheeks..!!!!Thu Mar 18 1993 05:201
573.149kinda crisp huh?NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 18 1993 05:365
573.150CALS::DESELMSFri Mar 19 1993 11:418
573.151METALX::SWANSONPeopleThinkI'mCrazyButI'mInDemandFri Mar 19 1993 12:225
573.152M7Q D19??????WELCLU::YOUNGPolicemen aren't nasty peopleSat Mar 20 1993 03:375
573.153Huh?CUPMK::T_THEOWhat do you know for sure?Mon Mar 22 1993 09:0422
573.155or should that be a big truckMASALA::CGALLAGHERTue Mar 23 1993 08:5812
573.158MAJORS::BURKETrainee peasant whipping retard.Wed Mar 24 1993 09:567
573.164Hello Snokers....PAKORA::JTOBINSun Mar 28 1993 10:382
573.165PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDSerial WasterSun Mar 28 1993 10:509
573.166THAT'S SCARYKIRKTN::JTOBINSun Mar 28 1993 11:364
573.167%^}GAVEL::JANDROWIs it real, or Monoxydil???Mon Mar 29 1993 10:3712
573.170TEMPE::MERRICKStark Raving Sane!?Tue Mar 30 1993 09:398
573.171A double takeCARTUN::BERGARTJeff-the-refTue Mar 30 1993 12:136
573.172few moreLASCPM::BEAUREGARDLooking for HIGHER and FASTER!!Thu Apr 01 1993 15:2213
573.173UNYEM::RIEGLEDCustomer Service, Ithaca, NYThu Apr 01 1993 23:276
573.174METALX::SWANSONSwallowingColorsOfTheSoundIHearFri Apr 02 1993 02:462
573.177GJO001::REITERMon Apr 05 1993 14:558
573.178OAW::MILLERJames' & Joy's Daddy...�Mon Apr 05 1993 16:359
573.179anotherTEMPE::MERRICKStark Raving Sane!?Mon Apr 05 1993 17:574
573.180ummANGLIN::KTHOMPSONis there life after 36 bits?Tue Apr 06 1993 21:272
573.181TEMPE::MERRICKStark Raving Sane!?Wed Apr 07 1993 10:525
573.182AND AN OTHER ONEANGLIN::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itSun Apr 11 1993 15:316
573.183More platesSTAR::ELSERTue Apr 13 1993 13:549
573.184on your shirt too....CSC32::D_ROYERChi beve birra campa cent'anni.Tue Apr 13 1993 16:077
573.185EXEMPT, NONE, UNFIATRANGER::BRADLEYChuck BradleyWed Apr 14 1993 14:3610
573.186It wasn't "NONE" it was Blank!CARTUN::BERGARTJeff-the-refWed Apr 14 1993 16:407
573.188GAVEL::JANDROWAdorable, cute, and bubbly....Thu Apr 22 1993 11:4110
573.191huh?GJO001::REITERFri Apr 23 1993 09:578
573.192CUPMK::T_THEOWhat do you know for sure?Mon Apr 26 1993 11:317
573.193PAMSRC::63508::BARRETTI must not waste bandwidthWed Apr 28 1993 13:3310
573.194Surely not all THAT expensiveTROOA::CHUBBChristosteroneSun May 09 1993 12:198
573.196Oink oinkTEMPE::MERRICKStark Raving Sane!?Fri May 28 1993 17:494
573.197COMET::CAUDLEI_RESEMBLE_THAT_REMARKThu Jun 24 1993 20:588
573.198WELCLU::KINGIIan DTN 853 4453Fri Jun 25 1993 09:105
573.199L8RCSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketFri Jun 25 1993 12:220
573.200GAVEL::JANDROWTwo days to go............Fri Jun 25 1993 13:418
573.201USAT05::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Mon Jun 28 1993 15:414
573.202WFOV12::STONE_AMaho manTue Jun 29 1993 12:227
573.203yupUSAT02::JEFFREYMNice face. Want a banana?Tue Jun 29 1993 13:257
573.204LUNER::CIDADOTue Jun 29 1993 13:599
573.205WELCLU::KINGIIan DTN 853 4453Tue Jul 06 1993 09:2511
573.207UNYEM::HEMMINGlogic has no purpose hereWed May 25 1994 10:4412
573.208AIMHI::FLATHERSWed Jul 06 1994 12:205
573.209BUSY::SLABOUNTYIs this p_n great or what?Wed Jul 06 1994 13:338
573.210another good one..POLAR::THIMOTWed Jul 06 1994 14:458
573.212So call me...CDROM::SHIPLEYSmmeeeeegggg HeeeeeeeeeadFri Jul 15 1994 09:5610
573.213Banned License Plates in VirginiaRT128::BATESSecond Place: The First LoserMon Jul 18 1994 22:0366
573.215anotherMCITS1::TEJATue Jul 19 1994 11:162
573.216LEDS::AMBERSONWed Jul 20 1994 13:003
573.217OKBYMERANGER::BRADLEYChuck BradleyFri Jul 22 1994 14:0511
573.218AKOCOA::MAILROOMride'em cowgirl..yeee haaaaaaFri Jul 22 1994 14:173
573.219Life in the Fast Lane, Valuing DifferencesIJSAPL::DETWEILERFri Oct 07 1994 01:0311
573.220nearly hud a fit!!MOEUR7::BOYDWhatever happened to vanishing cream?Fri Oct 07 1994 06:426
573.221PCBUOA::LPIERCETime to RideFri Oct 07 1994 16:127
573.222West boundSTOWOA::ATHERTONYoucrazyI'mcrazyFri Oct 14 1994 00:124
573.223DPDMAI::PAYETTEHow can I keep from singing?Fri Oct 14 1994 14:3622
573.230is that mustard or moose t*rdCSSREG::BROWNNo Swett !!!Wed Oct 19 1994 13:376
573.237I sure didDECLNE::SHEPARDfilos..feel os...philosof....ThinkerMon Feb 27 1995 14:574
573.238How'd that get by?N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WThu Jun 01 1995 11:345
573.239ATPLAYRANGER::BRADLEYChuck BradleyThu Jun 01 1995 18:114
573.240RANGER::ROURKETue Oct 17 1995 13:228
573.242BUSY::SLABOUNTYPeek-a-boo ... I can see you.Tue Oct 17 1995 14:225
573.243DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Oct 17 1995 15:0512
573.244BUSY::SLABOUNTYPeter Horton Hears a WhoTue Oct 17 1995 15:198
573.250DYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Mon Oct 30 1995 15:3716
573.251NY PlatePCBUOA::LPIERCEDo the watermelon crawlWed Feb 07 1996 11:1710
573.252BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 07 1996 12:165
573.253meat magnetCSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tWed Feb 07 1996 13:185
573.254PCBUOA::LPIERCEDo the watermelon crawlThu Feb 08 1996 11:316
573.255DYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu Feb 08 1996 12:424
573.256FSCORE::B_LEURYThu Feb 08 1996 13:023
573.257Please share with the brick...CSC32::LUFFI am Haunted by the WaterThu Feb 08 1996 14:3311
573.258MPGS::REITH[email protected] - Have subroutine, will travel.Thu Feb 08 1996 14:362
573.259BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 08 1996 15:085
573.260CSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tTue Feb 20 1996 13:291
573.261BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 13:343
573.262POLAR::RENAUDPNo...Not even breathing hard!!Tue Feb 20 1996 18:034
573.263BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 18:155
573.260< MIAHTA >CSC32::ROSSMitchell A. RossThu Sep 12 1996 13:404
573.261Miata PlatesCSC32::ROSSMitchell A. RossThu Sep 12 1996 13:4210
573.262 MDLFXSCPEEDY::BRADLEYChuck BradleyFri Sep 27 1996 17:138
573.2638X4X4REMQHI::LIUFaan-HoanMon Oct 14 1996 14:5732
573.264Harley plateMROA::SULLIVAN_SThu Oct 17 1996 17:144
573.265what brand of vehicle?GIDDAY::GILLINGSa crucible of informative mistakesWed Nov 20 1996 01:245
573.266STRATA::GOODNOWWed Nov 20 1996 02:222
573.267BAABAAGIDDAY::GILLINGSa crucible of informative mistakesThu Nov 21 1996 20:516
573.268BAA Humbug!JURA::BURKEYes! We have no bananas.Fri Nov 22 1996 12:431