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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

146.0. "Limericks" by SAURUS::BRAMLEY (Artifical Reality) Wed Jan 31 1990 07:13

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146.2the Pirate GatesICHI::HOWARDWed Jan 31 1990 10:5011
146.3MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Wed Jan 31 1990 12:487
146.4MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Wed Jan 31 1990 12:528
146.5KERNEL::HUTCHINGSStwike Him Woughly..!!Thu Feb 01 1990 01:205
146.6Got the HumpKERNEL::HUTCHINGSStwike Him Woughly..!!Thu Feb 01 1990 01:228
146.7Don't ape the man from the Cape!!!!GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Thu Feb 01 1990 03:0310
146.8GALLOP::BURNMEarly main three my dear Watson!Thu Feb 01 1990 05:066
146.9GALLOP::BURNMEarly main three my dear Watson!Thu Feb 01 1990 05:106
146.10GALLOP::BURNMEarly main three my dear Watson!Thu Feb 01 1990 05:146
146.11GALLOP::BURNMEarly main three my dear Watson!Thu Feb 01 1990 05:2515
146.16WARNING: Read with discretionGEMVAX::STAVENThu Feb 01 1990 08:278
146.17Of debatable cleanlinessVMSDEV::BUFORDLet sleeping children lieThu Feb 01 1990 08:408
146.18TENTO1::BURNMEarly main three my dear Watson!Wed Feb 07 1990 00:575
146.20TELALL::SANTOSGroovy GregTue Feb 20 1990 05:0613
146.21Beers one for you!!!USCTR1::JGIANNOTTIThu Feb 22 1990 08:066
146.22Did you hear it ?MAJORS::REVELLyakkitty yak, I'll hack that.......Mon Feb 26 1990 06:3713
146.24MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Fri Mar 16 1990 06:067
146.26Truncheon meat sandwichesMAJORS::REVELLShoots, but can't hit..Thu Apr 05 1990 05:148
146.27another limerick from the desk of...HANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Fri Apr 06 1990 14:3510
146.28Oirish limericks 're the best, so they are.KERBER::SUTHERLANDso don't let go..Wed Jun 06 1990 05:5716
146.29YoooowchKITES::BOWENThese are the good ol' daysWed Jun 06 1990 09:1912
146.31a dirty young farmerAYOV16::A_THOMSONTue Jun 12 1990 15:224
146.32naughty,naughtyAYOV16::A_THOMSONTue Jun 12 1990 15:266
146.33OBVIOUSLY A NICE GIRLAYOV16::RPEDDIETue Jun 12 1990 22:096
146.35DELREY::UCCI_SAWed Jun 27 1990 14:505
146.36KAOO01::ADLERBonjour, eh?Tue Jul 24 1990 09:239
146.56Return of the Limericks AUNTB::WOLFEOverload FactorThu Jul 25 1991 09:3514
146.59AUNTB::WOLFEOverload FactorThu Jul 25 1991 11:159
146.632GRANMA::MWANNEMACHERJust A Country BoyThu Jul 25 1991 14:5210
146.65Have to scratch the limerick itch......CUYP::AUGENSTEINFri Jul 26 1991 14:0737
146.66Give us something new...!UTROP1::JANSENDr. MartensTue Jul 30 1991 05:4922
146.70just couldn't resistTUNER::BROWNThe Crypt KeeperWed Jul 31 1991 10:175
146.37OLE'POBOX::SCHELTERTue Aug 06 1991 15:287
146.38BLESS YOUPOBOX::SCHELTERTue Aug 06 1991 15:379
146.75next...WMOIS::BEANYou can lead a horse to water, but...Thu Aug 15 1991 12:458
146.80Keep it going....WMOIS::BEANYou can lead a horse to water, but...Fri Aug 16 1991 13:3517
146.84FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTTue Aug 20 1991 08:3810
146.89ANGLIN::SULLIVANIn the middle of IBM Country Tue Aug 20 1991 12:297
146.94Another...FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTWed Aug 21 1991 07:5513
146.9545286::SAXBYTrailing Edge TechnologyWed Aug 21 1991 08:003
146.96drip-dripAUNTB::WOLFEOverload FactorWed Aug 21 1991 11:454
146.97let's find out why...CSC32::M_POTTERWed Aug 21 1991 12:134
146.98Next...WLDWST::BRETAThu Aug 22 1991 06:1214
146.997854::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Thu Aug 22 1991 07:206
146.10045286::SAXBYAye. When I were a lad....Thu Aug 22 1991 07:224
146.101Tee Martooni's...WMOIS::BEANYou can lead a horse to water, but...Thu Aug 22 1991 09:265
146.102Oh, what a night!BTOVT::LESPERANCE_MThu Aug 22 1991 09:598
146.1037854::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Thu Aug 22 1991 10:142
146.104FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTThu Aug 22 1991 10:492
146.1057854::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Thu Aug 22 1991 11:493
146.106CEP11::COHEN_RThu Aug 22 1991 12:207
146.107AKOCOA::SALLOWAYYou'll See Perpetual ChangeThu Aug 22 1991 22:0511
146.108Can you teach an old Og new tricks?PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Aug 23 1991 00:168
146.113name it3382::DAWSONthis is NOT a Problem...Fri Aug 23 1991 14:095
146.114Sittin' on the dock of the barn...WMOIS::BEANYou can lead a horse to water, but...Mon Aug 26 1991 10:314
146.115RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHowFarAreYouGoingToDropThatMoose?Mon Aug 26 1991 10:344
146.116CELTIK::JACOBWhere's Honeysuckle Divine dese Days?Mon Aug 26 1991 15:3512
146.117FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTTue Aug 27 1991 02:582
146.118SAVE,SAVE,SAVEPOBOX::REMILLARDTue Aug 27 1991 08:594
146.119(sigh)FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTTue Aug 27 1991 10:320
146.120Play it again SAMTROOA::SMCDONALDTue Aug 27 1991 14:307
146.121FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTWed Aug 28 1991 03:165
146.122WMOIS::BEANYou can lead a horse to water, but...Wed Aug 28 1991 07:596
146.127Poor AmardilloHSOMAI::LITMANARookie Beach ComberWed Aug 28 1991 10:229
146.131Naughty,Naughty29575::MARSHALL_JExcuse me as I whip this outWed Aug 28 1991 12:1610
146.132You people are gross!!!!VLNVAX::COOPTwisting,Turning,Through the NeverWed Aug 28 1991 12:496
146.1417854::MATTHEWSOO -0 -/ @Thu Aug 29 1991 08:097
146.146ChompCEP11::COHEN_RThu Aug 29 1991 12:4714
146.150Please?HSOMAI::LITMANARookie Beach ComberThu Aug 29 1991 15:376
146.155I liked that oneVLNVAX::COOPTwisting,Turning,Through the NeverFri Aug 30 1991 08:465
146.165OPUS3::JACOBMy Golf Handicap?? Showing up!!!!Fri Aug 30 1991 15:3412
146.169CEP11::COHEN_RTue Sep 03 1991 08:1812
146.171Next CSCOAC::MARSHALL_JExcuse me as I whip this outTue Sep 03 1991 09:175
146.176`8) No offense Jasey!!DPDMAI::THRELFALLJudgeNotLestYeBeJudgedYourself!Tue Sep 03 1991 11:098
146.181take it away.........please !!!!!!SNOFS1::KEENas mustardTue Sep 03 1991 17:409
146.185emagrufabetsKIDVAX::COOPTwisting,Turning,Through the NeverWed Sep 04 1991 11:058
146.189SNOFS1::KEENas mustardWed Sep 04 1991 20:1821
146.193FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTThu Sep 05 1991 08:576
146.198I know it's spelled wron, I like it that wayKIDVAX::COOPTwisting,Turning,Through the NeverThu Sep 05 1991 11:4110
146.204ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu Sep 05 1991 13:3910
146.208next...TROOA::SMCDONALDThu Sep 05 1991 14:567
146.209WMOIS::BARR_LBe like Mike!Thu Sep 05 1991 14:5610
146.213FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTFri Sep 06 1991 03:3825
146.2231-69 REPLIEZ!!! `8)DPDMAI::THRELFALLCatch the Spirit,Catch the Spit!Fri Sep 06 1991 15:3814
146.227Don't we all?WMOIS::BEANYou can lead a horse to water, but...Mon Sep 09 1991 05:4814
146.228...FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTMon Sep 09 1991 06:202
146.229growl, grumbleSNOFS1::KEENas mustardMon Sep 09 1991 06:393
146.230eeeeuuuucccckkkkKIDVAX::COOPCome crawling FASTER!!!!Mon Sep 09 1991 07:545
146.231RAYBOK::WHITLOCKHey! Goodlooking male, comere!Mon Sep 09 1991 09:057
146.232AUNTB::WOLFEOverload FactorMon Sep 09 1991 09:109
146.233next....TROOA::SMCDONALDMon Sep 09 1991 09:222
146.234Twos' up. FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTMon Sep 09 1991 09:2315
146.235two by two...CSC32::M_POTTERMon Sep 09 1991 13:0710
146.236Here ya go.FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTTue Sep 10 1991 01:1816
146.237thufferin' thucatashSNOFS1::KEENas mustardTue Sep 10 1991 04:4018
146.238...FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTTue Sep 10 1991 06:052
146.239ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighTue Sep 10 1991 07:134
146.240...FORTY2::ETHERIDGEJust like the real ones on VTTue Sep 10 1991 07:514
146.241KIDVAX::COOPAm I Evil?...Stupid Question!Tue Sep 10 1991 10:029
146.242ROCK::CRUZTue Sep 10 1991 10:353
146.244JDUFFY::JWHITMANAprilwastheseason, andalsothename.Tue Sep 10 1991 11:255
146.243Getting good...CSC32::M_FRAZIERItsAShortBetweenKeyboardAndChairWed Sep 11 1991 10:543
146.40Pooooor Tat!!3382::PARENTDo Something!!Thu Sep 19 1991 11:449
146.41One to go...SA1794::BEANWNever play leapfrog with a unicornFri Oct 18 1991 14:109
146.42I feel sickDNEAST::BETTIS_LENWed Oct 30 1991 09:426
146.43Filth and fun begin with the same letterROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighMon Apr 20 1992 12:0679
146.54a hungry childBOGUSS::ANDESWed Jun 03 1992 16:336
146.55limericj was betterCSC32::B_NICHOLSThu Jun 04 1992 11:507
146.245^(..)^PIPPER::STURNERWed Jan 20 1993 02:219
146.246'Tis a HatPSYLO::WILSONSaturn BoyWed Jan 20 1993 08:093
146.247Pluto BoyNEMAIL::CARROLLJThe Bright-Eyed BoyThu Jan 21 1993 11:374
146.248PFSVAX::JACOBGet Barbara Bush off the $1 BillThu Jan 21 1993 19:5413
146.249yPIPPER::STURNERFri Jan 22 1993 07:375
146.251Couldnt resistMAJORS::BURKEEx Fide FiduciaFri Jan 22 1993 07:485
146.252(o)(o)PIPPER::STURNERSat Jan 23 1993 03:252
146.253Let's bring in ReaganDBSALF::QUINNCrying? There's no crying in baseball!Mon Jan 25 1993 10:065
146.254or...FORTY2::ETHERIDGELampshadeMon Jan 25 1993 10:115
146.255WAS IT PMS?PIPPER::STURNERTue Jan 26 1993 02:102
146.256Mo MoneyPIPPER::STURNERSat Jan 30 1993 01:198
146.257BUSY::ESCOBARInto The Flood AgainThu Mar 04 1993 15:444
146.258METALX::SWANSONPeopleThinkI'mCrazyButI'mInDemandThu Mar 04 1993 16:452
146.259GAVEL::JANDROWI know 2 that aren't full......Thu Mar 04 1993 17:355
146.260PFSVAX::JACOBLemmeIntroduceYouToMyRedneckedFriendThu Mar 04 1993 20:248
146.261disclaimer: She must have a big mouthFORTY2::ETHERIDGEFri Mar 05 1993 04:4710
146.262happy end?JGODCL::NOORDIJKnanoo nanooFri Mar 05 1993 07:087
146.264SALEM::POTUCEKGone Skiing - Winter 92/93Fri Mar 05 1993 09:487
146.268MKOTS4::SCHREIBER_GRelax...homebrew picks up on bad karmaFri Mar 05 1993 11:074
146.269FORTY2::ETHERIDGEFri Mar 05 1993 11:184
146.270MKOTS4::SCHREIBER_GRelax...homebrew picks up on bad karmaFri Mar 05 1993 11:265
146.273CSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketMon Mar 08 1993 15:597
146.275Naughty NaughtyPAKORA::KANDERSONheheheheheheMon Mar 08 1993 20:439
146.277At least the lucky ones...CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dancing with WerewolvesTue Mar 09 1993 12:173
146.278MKOTS4::SCHREIBER_GRelax...homebrew picks up on bad karmaTue Mar 09 1993 12:254
146.280MKOTS4::SCHREIBER_GRelax...homebrew picks up on bad karmaTue Mar 09 1993 13:205
146.281Well I'll be....CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dancing with WerewolvesTue Mar 09 1993 17:153
146.284watch yir bahookieNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 10 1993 04:294
146.285vile you saidJGODCL::NOORDIJKnanoo nanooWed Mar 10 1993 04:4210
146.286that made my eyes waterNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 10 1993 06:5818
146.287snarf!FORTY2::ETHERIDGEAn enormous "Be lucky"Wed Mar 10 1993 07:002
146.288BRUMMY::LAWTONDo vegetarians chew their nails?Wed Mar 10 1993 07:043
146.289all the nice girls love a candle...NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 10 1993 10:556
146.290NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 10 1993 10:562
146.291BRUMMY::LAWTONDo vegetarians chew their nails?Wed Mar 10 1993 11:482
146.292monkey-shineCSOA1::LEECHDirty Dancing with WerewolvesWed Mar 10 1993 12:003
146.293NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 10 1993 12:085
146.294METALX::SWANSONPeopleThinkI'mCrazyButI'mInDemandWed Mar 10 1993 12:3911
146.296MKOTS4::SCHREIBER_GRelax...homebrew picks up on bad karmaWed Mar 10 1993 12:464
146.297METALX::SWANSONPeopleThinkI'mCrazyButI'mInDemandWed Mar 10 1993 12:555
146.299PFSVAX::JACOBR.Limbaugh, Dung Spreader ExtraordinaireWed Mar 10 1993 16:228
146.316Boxer shorts ruleNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 11 1993 04:402
146.317KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Mar 11 1993 04:573
146.318FORTY2::ETHERIDGEAn enormous "Be lucky"Thu Mar 11 1993 05:164
146.319monkey businessNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 11 1993 06:168
146.320Something Fishy!KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Mar 11 1993 06:572
146.321NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 11 1993 07:034
146.322BRUMMY::LAWTONDo vegetarians chew their nails?Thu Mar 11 1993 07:187
146.324NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 11 1993 07:283
146.325MKOTS4::SCHREIBER_GRelax...homebrew picks up on bad karmaThu Mar 11 1993 08:234
146.326bum steerNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 11 1993 08:255
146.327BRUMMY::LAWTONDo vegetarians chew their nails?Thu Mar 11 1993 10:467
146.328NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 11 1993 10:543
146.329KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Thu Mar 11 1993 11:524
146.370mmmKIRKTN::CPATRICKYou Ain't seen nothing yet !Thu Mar 11 1993 23:453
146.378PAKORA::TDOLANFri Mar 12 1993 00:429
146.381if you gotta go go nad go nad.....NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateFri Mar 12 1993 04:268
146.389but which one??NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateMon Mar 15 1993 04:483
146.390bothWELCLU::YOUNGPolicemen aren't nasty peopleMon Mar 15 1993 09:049
146.391SALEM::FLYNNMon Mar 15 1993 12:322
146.392NEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateMon Mar 15 1993 12:453
146.393SALEM::FLYNNTue Mar 16 1993 14:004
146.395guess what features?CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dancing with WerewolvesWed Mar 17 1993 09:262
146.397naw you say it firstNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateWed Mar 17 1993 11:154
146.415old habits die hardNEWOA::BOYDI cannot tell a lie...oops too lateThu Mar 18 1993 06:354
146.436NEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Thu Mar 18 1993 09:129
146.437muulti limmericking from AlphaNEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Thu Mar 18 1993 09:247
146.439keep limerick tidy - put paper in binNEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Thu Mar 18 1993 10:3714
146.441sunshine from ScotlandNEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Thu Mar 18 1993 10:583
146.442take some 'o' yonKIRKTN::CPATRICKYou Ain't seen nothing yet !Thu Mar 18 1993 11:254
146.443Thats quite an imagination ;^))NEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Thu Mar 18 1993 11:375
146.44842498::YOUNGPolicemen aren't nasty peopleFri Mar 19 1993 10:023
146.449GAVEL::JANDROWYes, that is a smile you see.....Tue Mar 23 1993 13:045
146.450PFSVAX::JACOBPens go fer #3 in '93!Tue Mar 23 1993 15:378
146.452GAVEL::JANDROWYes, that is a smile you see.....Tue Mar 23 1993 16:577
146.453CSOA1::JACOBTue Mar 23 1993 20:177
146.456KERNEL::NDAYQuazimodo sang,'It started with a syst'Wed Mar 24 1993 04:119
146.457^-)SALEM::WALTONWelcome To The MachineWed Mar 24 1993 07:512
146.458CSOA1::LEECHDirty Dancing with WerewolvesWed Mar 24 1993 09:183
146.461PFSVAX::JACOBWimmen, whiskey, and miles of travellinWed Mar 24 1993 16:416
146.4623D::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Wed Mar 24 1993 16:505
146.463GAVEL::JANDROWDo ya wanna see me down on my knees?Wed Mar 24 1993 17:1312
146.471deep breaths... thats betterNEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Thu Mar 25 1993 04:292
146.472cancer stickCSOA1::LEECHDirty Dancing with WerewolvesThu Mar 25 1993 10:133
146.473SALEM::POTUCEKGone Skiing - Winter 92/93Thu Mar 25 1993 13:275
146.493GAVEL::JANDROWWalking Hormone.......again......Fri Mar 26 1993 13:296
146.494I just caught up and people have forgotten how to rhyme?3D::REITHJim 3D::Reith MLO1-2/c37 223-2021Fri Mar 26 1993 13:514
146.502GAVEL::JANDROWWalking Hormone.......again......Fri Mar 26 1993 17:028
146.537have a heart!NEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Mon Mar 29 1993 05:087
146.539any takers now?NEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Tue Mar 30 1993 06:112
146.540PFSVAX::JACOBTo Be, or What????Wed Mar 31 1993 00:258
146.541NEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Wed Mar 31 1993 04:234
146.545a guid letherin' doe ye no harmNEWOA::BOYDfree the PDP 11Thu Apr 01 1993 11:552
146.546KIRKTN::CGALLAGHERWed Jun 30 1993 01:323
146.547SEND::KILGOREAdiposilly challengedWed Jun 30 1993 12:186
146.548ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighWed Jun 30 1993 17:0113
146.549TROOA::BAPTIEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverWed Jun 30 1993 19:135
146.550PFSVAX::JACOBGeez, the METS sure do STINK!!Wed Jun 30 1993 21:2313
146.551gnnf!FORTY2::ETHERIDGEThu Jul 01 1993 07:598
146.552Yeuch...BAHTAT::EATON_NNigel EatonThu Jul 01 1993 10:0511
146.553Too tough for ya, huh?BAHTAT::EATON_NNigel Eaton - Effing the IneffibleMon Jul 05 1993 12:064
146.554BeadsWELCLU::KINGIIan DTN 853 4453Tue Jul 06 1993 09:338
146.555ROBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighTue Jul 06 1993 11:073
146.557PFSVAX::JACOBTue Jul 06 1993 16:4618
146.558BAHTAT::EATON_NNigel Eaton - Effing the IneffibleWed Jul 07 1993 06:174
146.559I think therfore I ain'tFAILTE::STIRLINGIIAIN STIRLINGFri Jul 16 1993 06:3912
146.5612838::KILGOREDysfunctional DCU relationshipThu Sep 16 1993 09:027
146.562Don't know if these are here, but some dirty limericks.OTOU20::JPONDMon Jun 13 1994 15:5133
146.563Tropical manFABSIX::B_QUINLANSat Aug 24 1996 17:447