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Conference govt02::basingstoke

Title: * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *
Notice:BASINGSTOKE - John Arlott lived here - then left, I wonder why
Moderator:COMICS::CORNEJ
Created:Wed Jul 27 1988
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:925
Total number of notes:5875

910.0. "Insults to Metro Man, AKA Steven Freke" by KERNEL::FREKES (Olympic Banging Team Member) Fri Nov 08 1996 11:28

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    re .13
    
    Sorry to enter the fray so late, but I just wanted to know....
    
    If Steve is "formally known as Metro Man" then what does he now want to
    be known as?  
    
    Please form an orderly queue to begin a new round of "Insult Steve
    Freke".
    
    Jon  ;-)
    
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910.1COMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceFri Nov 08 1996 17:0014
    Well I've got some ideas...
    
    1) Corsa Man
    2) The Incredible Grinning Man
    3) Rapunzel
    4) Damon Hill
    5) The Tallest Specialist MCS Corporate (that's one of his favourites)
    6) The Youngest (debatable) Specialist MCS Corporate/
    7) Gobshite
    
    Helpfully,
    
    Chris
    PS. Steve, sorry mate - don't mean it ;-) 
910.2A small suggestionKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Tue Nov 12 1996 10:279
    What is it with this man and small cars?  First a Metro then a Corsa...
    
    If he is the tallest Specialist in MCS Corporate, why is he driving the
    smallest car in MCS Corporate (or is he?).
    
    Steve - Arguably Driver - Age Reduced Support Engineer.  Go on, make an
    acronym of that :^}
    
    Jon
910.3KERNEL::FREKESOlympic Banging Team MemberTue Nov 12 1996 15:424
    What are you implying Jon?
    :-)
    
    X
910.4CHEFS::FIDDLER_MThe sense of being dulls my mindTue Nov 12 1996 15:465
    You know what they say - Big Car, Small ****...maybe Steve is not just
    the tallest specialist, but the most well endowed.... 
    
    mikef
    ;-)
910.5COMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceTue Nov 12 1996 17:206
    Mike,
    
    You obviously have no idea of the size of "the can of worms" you've just
    opened.
    
    Chris :-}
910.6I like this oneKERNEL::FREKESOlympic Banging Team MemberTue Nov 12 1996 17:216
    Chris 
    
    What "can of worms is this"?
    
    Big Boy
    :-)
910.7COMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceTue Nov 12 1996 17:231
    Maggots