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Posting history for user KERNEL::MORRIS

358 notes across 11 conferences

Known Personal Names (2)

Keyboard King
Which universe did you dial?

Possible 3 Other Accounts for KERNEL::MORRIS

Username	Total Posts	First Post	Last Post	Most Used Personal Name
COMICS::MORRIS	1	`Mon Oct 03 1988`	`Mon Oct 03 1988`	Keyboard King
FIXER::MORRIS	2	`Thu Nov 04 1993`	`Thu Nov 04 1993`	Which universe did you dial?
THESUN::MORRIS	1	`Mon Sep 09 1996`	`Mon Sep 09 1996`	Which universe did you dial?

Summary of Posts

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Conference	Total Posts	Conference Title
rocks::uk_digital	109	Working for Digital in the UK
govt02::basingstoke	99	* BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *
thebay::joyoflex	86	The Joy of Lex
abacus::decmate	33	DECmate Notes
terri::cars_uk	15	Cars in the UK
abacus::wpstables	7	WPS-PLUS Printer Tables and PTU
rocks::uk_tv	3	Television and Films in the UK
atlant::terminals	2	Traditional Video Terminals and Monitors
noted::decnetdos	2	DECnet-DOS
futurs::terminal_art	1	Conference open for fun again!
kernel::csguk_systems	1	CSGUK_SYSTEMS

Conference terri::cars_uk (Cars in the UK)

15 posts

TOPIC	5.0	WANTED
	5.571	`Fri Jul 08 1994 13:29`	Roof Rails for Mondeo	14 lines
TOPIC	223.0	The small questions note
	223.841	`Wed Jan 12 1994 17:29`	High = Free?	19 lines
TOPIC	1063.0	The Incredibly Stupid Questions Topic
	1063.290	`Wed Aug 04 1993 15:04`	No Maud, it's submarine	18 lines
TOPIC	1538.0	Quotes under September 1991 scheme
	1538.685	`Mon Jun 07 1993 14:04`	More Modeos	21 lines
TOPIC	2115.0	What cars would you have on the PCL
	2115.16	`Fri Jul 09 1993 18:01`	Fords!	3 lines
	2115.18	`Mon Jul 26 1993 10:39`	Ah! but....	16 lines
TOPIC	2119.0	The new Highway code....;^)
	2119.49	`Wed Jul 14 1993 10:14`	Basingstoke Clause	7 lines
	2119.57	`Wed Jul 14 1993 15:31`	You say tomato and I say tomato	13 lines
TOPIC	2136.0	Air Conditioning
	2136.31	`Tue Dec 21 1993 17:25`	You don't have to have a/c	10 lines
TOPIC	2172.0	Seat belt questions
	2172.2	`Fri Nov 05 1993 14:14`	Can be done - try Which?	11 lines
TOPIC	2205.0	The Moral Maze
	2205.11	`Fri Jan 14 1994 17:43`	Honest officer!	12 lines
TOPIC	2232.0	Its official Petrol is cleaner than Diesel!
	2232.18	`Mon Apr 25 1994 14:56`	Look out, there's PM10 about	32 lines
	2232.27	`Fri May 06 1994 14:51`	Not quite offended yet :-)	14 lines
TOPIC	2259.0	Just how much are you expected to put up with?
	2259.6	`Wed Jun 01 1994 19:05`	No Problem	9 lines
TOPIC	2278.0	What Family Car ???
	2278.13	`Fri Jul 08 1994 16:50`	Mondeo gets my vote	22 lines

Conference atlant::terminals (Traditional Video Terminals and Monitors)

2 posts

TOPIC	1123.0	LA210, sheetfeeder --> top margin?
	1123.1	`Wed May 25 1988 05:50`	What are they though?	14 lines
	1123.3	`Tue May 31 1988 13:42`	Manuals - who needs them?	26 lines

Conference abacus::decmate (DECmate Notes)

33 posts

TOPIC	429.0	DECmate II questions
	429.14	`Thu Oct 27 1988 13:53`	Why waste your time?	21 lines
TOPIC	435.0	WAIT light on DECMATES
	435.10	`Mon Feb 22 1988 07:29`	Just WAIT a moment...	34 lines
TOPIC	437.0	Converting DECmate I to DECmate II formats
	437.2	`Mon Feb 22 1988 07:36`	Come up and see me sometime...	12 lines
TOPIC	500.0	Communications problem
	500.7	`Thu Oct 20 1988 08:12`	If you want it, come and get it!	39 lines
TOPIC	501.0	Easycom with version 2.0????
	501.3	`Fri Sep 30 1988 12:56`	Did you want an answer?	37 lines
TOPIC	504.0	SOLID BULLET PRINT CAPABILITY?
	504.1	`Wed Oct 05 1988 05:41`	A shot in the dark or a bullet in the head?	22 lines
TOPIC	510.0	Cut & Paste causing Corrupted Documents
	510.1	`Fri Oct 21 1988 05:19`	Have you tried the proper support route?!?	1 lines
	510.2	`Fri Oct 21 1988 05:23`	Sorry, that was a bit unkind	18 lines
TOPIC	512.0	Font & Pitch
	512.1	`Thu Oct 27 1988 11:31`	What ever happened to the manual?	41 lines
TOPIC	513.0	DECmate reset problem???
	513.1	`Fri Oct 28 1988 05:47`	BCC08 does the same	8 lines
TOPIC	517.0	doc transfer 'ez.com not supported for decmate'
	517.1	`Thu Nov 10 1988 13:19`	Terminal mode setting perhaps?	13 lines
TOPIC	519.0	V3.0 info?
	519.6	`Fri Nov 18 1988 13:12`	Another one bites the dust >sigh<	20 lines
TOPIC	520.0	Going, going, gone... Get them while you can
	520.2	`Thu Dec 01 1988 05:23`	Shhhhhh - it's a secret!	12 lines
TOPIC	523.0	`Tue Dec 20 1988 10:54`	I don't like it - it's too quiet!	15 lines
TOPIC	524.0	PRINTER PORT ROUTINE
	524.3	`Wed Dec 21 1988 04:49`	Soft War?	6 lines
TOPIC	530.0	DECmate I to ALLIN1 via SD/RD
	530.1	`Wed Jan 11 1989 09:26`	try this ...	13 lines
TOPIC	532.0	BDT sheet feeder and LN03
	532.4	`Fri Jan 20 1989 12:35`	It worked when I did it	9 lines
TOPIC	533.0	Turn off `Autowrap'...please.
	533.1	`Wed Jan 11 1989 12:44`	Exercise a little control	22 lines
TOPIC	534.0	LA75 Font Cartridge usage
	534.1	`Fri Jan 13 1989 11:48`	Have I understood the question right?	21 lines
TOPIC	535.0	WPS V2.3 and system hanging
	535.1	`Wed Jan 18 1989 08:08`	A guess is as good as a mile	16 lines
TOPIC	536.0	DECmate II/ALL-IN-1/LN03 print problem
	536.1	`Thu Jan 19 1989 05:33`	Which patch?	22 lines
TOPIC	549.0	recovering lost files DecmateII
	549.5	`Tue Feb 28 1989 12:29`	Which Version?	14 lines
TOPIC	555.0	Differences please
	555.1	`Tue Mar 28 1989 05:14`	Try Product Management or Sales	15 lines
TOPIC	558.0	DECmate to A1 2.3?
	558.1	`Wed Apr 12 1989 05:37`	Compatibility is our middle name ;-)	21 lines
TOPIC	559.0	DM II LN03+, garbarge upper left corner
	559.1	`Wed May 03 1989 06:36`	A bit of a bitty problem	23 lines
TOPIC	565.0	DECSPELL FOR THE DECMATE II
	565.1	`Thu May 25 1989 05:42`	Try these ...	16 lines
	565.3	`Tue May 30 1989 05:24`	Not in the UK!	8 lines
TOPIC	566.0	Transferring files over LAT line from DECmate
	566.2	`Tue May 30 1989 05:21`	More details please ...	9 lines
TOPIC	571.0	DECMATE printing multiple pages to LQP02
	571.1	`Thu Jun 01 1989 14:07`	Try this!	75 lines
TOPIC	572.0	File xfr DECmate -> DECstation 210,310,386
	572.1	`Thu Jun 01 1989 14:22`	Try this!	18 lines
TOPIC	577.0	Printing Mixed Fonts to LN03
	577.1	`Thu Jun 22 1989 08:39`	Best to control with Controls	65 lines
TOPIC	578.0	Can DECmates catch Viruses?
	578.1	`Thu Jun 22 1989 08:57`	Is the DECmate VAXinated?	28 lines
TOPIC	582.0	DECMATE to Word Perfect
	582.2	`Wed Aug 09 1989 13:36`	Or...	5 lines

Conference abacus::wpstables (WPS-PLUS Printer Tables and PTU)

7 posts

TOPIC	50.0	Good old QUMES...
	50.3	`Thu Jun 08 1989 07:12`	Blasted hard-coded sequences again!!!!!!!!	36 lines
TOPIC	418.0	LQP03 Pitch problems
	418.1	`Thu Dec 01 1988 09:25`	I think it's the printer	67 lines
TOPIC	419.0	HP ThinkJet and extra "6i" printed!
	419.9	`Thu Dec 01 1988 09:31`	Have you tried the patch?	16 lines
	419.10	`Thu Dec 01 1988 10:17`	Ooooops Plus	9 lines
TOPIC	466.0	vaxmate, ln03 fonts, line up columns
	466.1	`Thu Mar 23 1989 10:28`	Which font?	25 lines
TOPIC	469.0	KYOCERA - A tough nut.
	469.2	`Wed Mar 29 1989 05:20`	Accentuate the positive, emulate the negative	9 lines
TOPIC	503.0	Qume Printers Continued
	503.1	`Thu Jul 13 1989 05:56`	Cross-referred	1 lines

Conference noted::decnetdos (DECnet-DOS)

2 posts

TOPIC	1034.0	Problems with LAT and WPSPLUS V2
	1034.6	`Mon Sep 19 1988 09:01`	Are you sure?	11 lines
TOPIC	1383.0	SETHOST only license? Anyone interested?
	1383.1	`Fri Sep 30 1988 08:28`	What a good idea!!	16 lines

Conference rocks::uk_digital (Working for Digital in the UK)

109 posts

TOPIC	4.0	You make watches -right?
	4.200	`Fri Jan 19 1996 16:43`	You've seen the TV show, now get the video	11 lines
TOPIC	7.0	Jobs Wanted!
	7.52	`Mon Mar 20 1995 09:14`	Options 1,2,3	16 lines
TOPIC	18.0	For Sale/Wanted
	18.277	`Tue Sep 01 1992 13:39`	Life on Earth - but only 12/13ths	22 lines
	18.286	`Fri Sep 04 1992 15:30`	Nothing wrong with pedantry, but...	22 lines
	18.289	`Tue Sep 15 1992 14:53`	The missing link turned up	9 lines
	18.444	`Wed May 03 1995 13:58`	Technics Organ	17 lines
TOPIC	58.0	EMPLOYEE PURCHASE?
	58.497	`Fri Dec 08 1995 10:22`	Tell the whole story	9 lines
TOPIC	59.0	WANTED - H/w, S/w, Documents, Anything!
	59.475	`Fri Jan 21 1994 12:32`	Snitch, snitch	1 lines
	59.848	`Wed Jul 24 1996 15:47`	Nostalgia, neuralgia, what's the difference?	5 lines
	59.850	`Wed Jul 24 1996 17:11`	Hi \o^o/	5 lines
	59.874	`Wed Nov 06 1996 10:06`	No redundancies here thank you	19 lines
	59.876	`Wed Nov 06 1996 16:01`	Under control	7 lines
TOPIC	79.0	Items Wanted
	79.94	`Tue Aug 18 1992 10:07`	Buy one from Digital!	134 lines
TOPIC	179.0	Canteen Food Quality & Pricing Policy
	179.332	`Wed Jan 19 1994 12:41`	Subsidy, schmubsidy	12 lines
TOPIC	232.0	Lease cars abroad
	232.49	`Tue Jun 20 1995 10:25`	Pining for the past	23 lines
TOPIC	375.0	5 Year Pens....
	375.80	`Tue Sep 27 1994 11:21`	In case you didn't know	7 lines
	375.138	`Mon Sep 11 1995 11:20`	Not UVO but LX6	13 lines
	375.145	`Tue Sep 12 1995 15:43`	In the pipe line....	8 lines
	375.150	`Tue Oct 31 1995 17:37`	Try your insurance	8 lines
TOPIC	389.0	Fire at The Crescent.
	389.118	`Thu Oct 12 1995 10:15`	In the papers too	11 lines
TOPIC	460.0	Missing Persons
	460.34	`Mon Jan 20 1997 16:06`	Don't turn the lights out yet!	12 lines
TOPIC	501.0	Names vs Product id?
	501.10	`Fri Sep 20 1991 09:56`	They'll have to hurry in future	13 lines
TOPIC	502.0	Misc. Questions
	502.239	`Fri Oct 29 1993 11:20`	National Power	9 lines
	502.432	`Wed Jun 21 1995 10:11`	Try ...	8 lines
TOPIC	561.0	Q4 Call to Action!
	561.274	`Thu Jul 09 1992 10:17`	Digital has it now (remember that?)	27 lines
TOPIC	592.0	Ring Ring Ring Ring CAD Desk ?
	592.26	`Thu Mar 31 1994 18:10`	Don't blame me, I'm only reading it	15 lines
TOPIC	594.0	Bob Palmer DVN - July 24,28,29
	594.49	`Mon Oct 05 1992 16:42`	Anybody want the Chain Letters?	17 lines
	594.52	`Tue Oct 06 1992 15:20`	Supply Chain Update #4	123 lines
	594.53	`Tue Oct 06 1992 15:21`	Supply Chain Update #6	175 lines
	594.54	`Tue Oct 06 1992 15:22`	Supply Chain Update #7	231 lines
	594.55	`Tue Oct 06 1992 15:27`	Benchmarking - Manuf' & Log's Communication	177 lines
	594.57	`Thu Oct 08 1992 18:19`	It ain't necessarily so	7 lines
TOPIC	599.0	TQM - quality is a way of life, or...
	599.17	`Tue Feb 16 1993 14:34`	My vote is for a way of life	20 lines
	599.44	`Fri Mar 12 1993 08:57`	Tony is right	10 lines
	599.71	`Thu Jun 17 1993 10:13`	Defender of the Faith	17 lines
TOPIC	613.0	just what is "user friendly"?
	613.43	`Fri Sep 11 1992 10:33`	What's wrong with Paradigm??	19 lines
	613.47	`Mon Sep 14 1992 10:20`	Yes, but.....	26 lines
TOPIC	617.0	Christmas is cancelled.
	617.19	`Fri Sep 04 1992 16:32`	Out of the Crisis	12 lines
	617.97	`Wed Sep 16 1992 12:11`	Number Prisoner	8 lines
TOPIC	635.0	Order details for MS-DOS & MS-Windows
	635.19	`Mon Oct 12 1992 17:51`	Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze	8 lines
TOPIC	638.0	Watch out you Peters!!
	638.26	`Mon Oct 12 1992 17:55`	That's TQM for you!	10 lines
TOPIC	644.0	Company presentation image.
	644.5	`Mon Oct 12 1992 17:43`	I've only got crayons	8 lines
TOPIC	655.0	192? No way.
	655.3	`Tue Nov 03 1992 09:51`	Well, who do we tell?	13 lines
TOPIC	670.0	EC Health and Safety NEW LAWS
	670.44	`Tue Mar 02 1993 09:22`	Talk to the people who know!	14 lines
TOPIC	736.0	More power to his elbow !
	736.21	`Fri Apr 30 1993 17:53`	If then else...	4 lines
TOPIC	766.0	Is there anybody out there ???
	766.72	`Thu Jun 17 1993 10:38`	Patch Issuing	30 lines
TOPIC	769.0	"A complete review of salaries and benefits"
	769.356	`Fri Jul 23 1993 14:38`	Please read between the lines	28 lines
TOPIC	792.0	External Telephone Lines ?! or Facsimile for that matter
	792.1	`Fri Jul 23 1993 14:46`	One more notch in the stick	4 lines
	792.4	`Mon Jul 26 1993 14:11`	Cost saving that worked	25 lines
TOPIC	818.0	11 days to go until end of Q1 FY94
	818.8	`Thu Sep 23 1993 17:59`	Try this...	13 lines
TOPIC	821.0	Digital Advertising
	821.119	`Fri Oct 29 1993 10:07`	Anybody got any facts?	12 lines
TOPIC	823.0	Do we feel like winners???
	823.33	`Fri Oct 15 1993 16:07`	For heaven's sake - how many times?	28 lines
	823.35	`Mon Oct 18 1993 18:45`	Who, me?	7 lines
TOPIC	843.0	morale vs. motivation
	843.40	`Tue Dec 07 1993 17:09`	:-)	9 lines
	843.83	`Tue Apr 12 1994 13:38`	Well, unofficially....	13 lines
TOPIC	848.0	Northern CSC closing
	848.56	`Fri Dec 03 1993 09:29`	Please be careful	16 lines
TOPIC	852.0	Name of EDU BOM Member?
	852.14	`Tue Dec 07 1993 17:13`	BoM -> TMT	4 lines
TOPIC	896.0	Talkin' 'bout my (Alpha)Generation...
	896.6	`Thu Mar 31 1994 18:43`	Oh yes they are....	10 lines
TOPIC	907.0	CSC moving
	907.28	`Wed May 11 1994 14:03`	Trust me....	10 lines
	907.67	`Thu Sep 28 1995 10:31`	You had to ask	23 lines
	907.91	`Tue Oct 29 1996 18:25`	We'll Do the Right Thing	14 lines
	907.110	`Thu Nov 07 1996 09:57`	Continuous Improvement Alert	11 lines
	907.133	`Wed Nov 13 1996 15:46`	Please read the formal communication	16 lines
	907.139	`Thu Nov 14 1996 14:24`	You are not being ignored	11 lines
	907.145	`Wed Dec 04 1996 09:48`	Is there anybody there?	6 lines
	907.150	`Mon Dec 09 1996 13:34`	You and whose army?	14 lines
	907.153	`Wed Dec 11 1996 10:27`	Space, the final frontier	23 lines
	907.158	`Fri Dec 13 1996 14:07`	Either Basingstoke or Reading	23 lines
	907.161	`Fri Dec 13 1996 16:49`	Well go to Reading then	10 lines
	907.178	`Thu Jan 09 1997 14:30`	Believe the rumour but wait for the announcement	10 lines
	907.179	`Thu Jan 09 1997 14:36`	No news is .... no news	24 lines
	907.182	`Fri Jan 10 1997 14:22`	If - small word, big impact	8 lines
	907.186	`Fri Jan 10 1997 16:36`	Captain NitPicker replies	12 lines
	907.188	`Fri Jan 10 1997 17:36`	Getting defensive	10 lines
	907.219	`Mon Feb 17 1997 12:25`	NOT Reading	16 lines
TOPIC	984.0	DTS being sold ?
	984.19	`Fri Sep 30 1994 19:20`	The Manager in question defends himself!	19 lines
	984.24	`Fri Oct 07 1994 10:30`	Round my neck!	6 lines
TOPIC	996.0	Where has everyone gone?
	996.30	`Wed Jan 04 1995 14:04`	Close but no cigar	11 lines
TOPIC	997.0	Who has left since Jan this year (94)
	997.7	`Thu Oct 20 1994 10:58`	Don't count your chickens....	10 lines
	997.17	`Fri Oct 21 1994 14:57`	Lies, damned lies .....	26 lines
TOPIC	1015.0	UK Quality
	1015.15	`Thu Dec 15 1994 13:38`	Put down that tar brush	26 lines
TOPIC	1021.0	Call Response Times
	1021.17	`Thu Dec 22 1994 13:17`	A plea for reason	32 lines
	1021.19	`Thu Dec 22 1994 13:33`	Devil's Advocaat	20 lines
TOPIC	1056.0	How do you degauss a compactape III?
	1056.1	`Tue Feb 14 1995 16:55`	Here to help	13 lines
TOPIC	1069.0	MCS Software Support/Product Support
	1069.2	`Thu Mar 09 1995 09:28`	Here comes the cavalry	5 lines
TOPIC	1070.0	Wanted:Interactive Notepad?
	1070.10	`Fri Mar 10 1995 15:45`	We've already solved that one!	17 lines
TOPIC	1128.0	DCC supercluster - how was it for you ?
	1128.110	`Tue Sep 12 1995 15:48`	Go down under	9 lines
	1128.217	`Tue Nov 12 1996 17:43`	Coming to a firewall tunnel near you soon ...	7 lines
TOPIC	1148.0	I hate voice mail
	1148.27	`Tue Aug 22 1995 19:01`	Its like ICBMS - safe if used wisely ;-)	17 lines
TOPIC	1150.0	ALL-IN-1 archiving
	1150.58	`Thu Sep 14 1995 18:31`	Or otherwise	8 lines
TOPIC	1188.0	Car phone problems
	1188.7	`Wed Nov 22 1995 16:11`	What's going on?	24 lines
TOPIC	1228.0	List Price of Lease Plan Car
	1228.8	`Mon Mar 18 1996 13:46`	rep	3 lines
TOPIC	1232.0	Court/Judge Rules for Digital
	1232.29	`Thu Jul 25 1996 17:23`	What's all the fuss about?	9 lines
	1232.31	`Thu Jul 25 1996 18:01`	Hang on, _WE_ spent that money!	24 lines
TOPIC	1245.0	DRESS DOWN DAY
	1245.5	`Tue Apr 30 1996 10:09`	Can't speak for anybody else	20 lines
TOPIC	1247.0	Hiring of MCSEs
	1247.3	`Thu May 02 1996 11:38`	Only some though	6 lines
TOPIC	1262.0	Anyone read/speak Portugese ?
	1262.1	`Thu Jun 06 1996 14:50`	Try Toze	6 lines
TOPIC	1273.0	How to create a good mission statement check list wanted
	1273.9	`Fri Jun 21 1996 12:23`	Don't confuse your visions with your missions	26 lines
	1273.13	`Fri Jun 21 1996 13:32`	Dictionary of Quotes	11 lines
TOPIC	1274.0	Vending Machine changes
	1274.57	`Wed Oct 09 1996 12:42`	Log a call :*)	16 lines
TOPIC	1278.0	location of Health/safety stuff??
	1278.2	`Tue Jul 09 1996 13:36`	Surf the EHS Web	6 lines
TOPIC	1307.0	Telephone etiquette
	1307.28	`Tue Sep 03 1996 11:02`	Remember DEPTH anybody?	35 lines
	1307.31	`Wed Sep 04 1996 10:04`	Who sold you that then?	17 lines
TOPIC	1317.0	Bonus ???
	1317.20	`Fri Sep 20 1996 10:27`	Defensive reply (defending the indefensible?)	26 lines
TOPIC	1340.0	Recycling/Waste etc of Digital goods !
	1340.1	`Mon Nov 04 1996 18:19`	Try the Officer in Charge	4 lines
TOPIC	1348.0	PROCESS MAPPING
	1348.1	`Thu Nov 14 1996 14:28`	Not sure if this is what you want but...	17 lines
	1348.4	`Fri Nov 15 1996 09:37`	Spoilt for choice	10 lines
TOPIC	1407.0	LIFE - are many of our customers using it ?
	1407.6	`Tue Mar 25 1997 10:15`	Upsell Opportunity Alert	23 lines
TOPIC	1408.0	MDDS (Internal Use Only) subscriptions/licenses
	1408.1	`Tue Mar 25 1997 10:19`	I know a man who does	10 lines

Conference rocks::uk_tv (Television and Films in the UK)

3 posts

TOPIC	582.0	`Wed Sep 09 1992 10:08`	Life on Earth - but only 12/13ths	22 lines
	582.2	`Tue Sep 15 1992 14:48`	The missing link turned up!	7 lines
TOPIC	622.0	`Fri Mar 05 1993 17:28`	Mr Wroe's Virgins	14 lines

Conference thebay::joyoflex (The Joy of Lex)

86 posts

TOPIC	5.0	Mispronunciations
	5.322	`Fri Feb 05 1993 06:02`	Misinterpreted	18 lines
	5.349	`Thu Jan 05 1995 03:59`	Bean counting	8 lines
TOPIC	6.0	``Interface''
	6.67	`Wed Jul 14 1993 06:52`	Who is getting all the tosses we are giving?	11 lines
TOPIC	28.0	Interesting Signs..
	28.322	`Wed Sep 13 1995 07:31`	This one stinks	14 lines
TOPIC	31.0	Separated by a common language..
	31.71	`Tue Sep 27 1994 02:25`	Chambers has it sussed	12 lines
	31.90	`Wed Jan 03 1996 09:00`	A boring dictionary definition	7 lines
TOPIC	38.0	new words
	38.100	`Tue Jul 09 1996 06:55`	A sin and a synonym?	11 lines
TOPIC	39.0	collective nouns
	39.80	`Mon Oct 26 1992 04:47`	A case of Inspectors	21 lines
	39.89	`Tue Nov 03 1992 02:18`	Res Politica	13 lines
TOPIC	57.0	Spellos, thinkos, and typos
	57.74	`Thu Jul 27 1995 08:10`	That reference is ...	9 lines
TOPIC	86.0	Shift in Meaning
	86.3	`Tue Jul 20 1993 04:34`	Nice -> Nice	15 lines
TOPIC	255.0	Tom Swifties
	255.191	`Wed Dec 01 1993 03:51`	My pitiful attempt	12 lines
TOPIC	295.0	song lines that sound like different words
	295.151	`Fri Nov 13 1992 01:05`	More on the Mercurial Phantasy	18 lines
	295.165	`Wed Nov 18 1992 01:03`	Rathole? What rathole?	8 lines
TOPIC	325.0	A new verb is bornized
	325.96	`Tue Oct 06 1992 02:36`	Here's one for the OED	16 lines
	325.108	`Fri Feb 05 1993 05:40`	What about......?	7 lines
	325.114	`Mon Mar 01 1993 06:25`	I have no affinity for this!	5 lines
	325.124	`Fri Mar 05 1993 01:35`	Hang on a minute...	12 lines
	325.160	`Fri May 07 1993 01:58`	Let's hear it for -ify!	7 lines
	325.209	`Mon Oct 23 1995 10:21`	Even here	23 lines
	325.213	`Tue Jan 09 1996 02:07`	Somebody, please stop them!	18 lines
	325.225	`Wed Mar 27 1996 06:08`	Euphemism or wot	6 lines
	325.254	`Tue Jun 04 1996 05:05`	Imagine the limitations...	6 lines
TOPIC	390.0	English vs. American, my experience
	390.72	`Fri Nov 11 1994 02:59`	Try an English Dictionary :*)	13 lines
TOPIC	396.0	Word association-football
	396.13953	`Fri Oct 16 1992 02:55`	Morecambe -> Pseudonym	4 lines
	396.14063	`Fri Nov 13 1992 01:12`	a slave to fashion -> a soldier of fortune	1 lines
	396.14129	`Mon Nov 30 1992 05:57`	Broccoli =>....=> Gloria	2 lines
	396.14795	`Fri Jun 25 1993 02:36`	Slow boat from china - gravy train to tomorrow	10 lines
	396.14805	`Wed Jul 14 1993 07:17`	dirt -> You dirty rat!	15 lines
	396.15087	`Tue Nov 09 1993 09:04`	(Previous 3 Notes) -> The Beatles	30 lines
TOPIC	411.0	Intriguing etymologies
	411.297	`Fri Sep 29 1995 02:03`	One authority	7 lines
TOPIC	534.0	Seen any funny house names?
	534.67	`Thu Aug 12 1993 03:03`	I was there	23 lines
	534.68	`Thu Aug 12 1993 03:08`	The Nesleys	27 lines
TOPIC	631.0	What are they called?
	631.28	`Mon Jun 21 1993 11:37`	How about...	11 lines
TOPIC	705.0	Limerick Addition Football
	705.2601	`Fri Jul 12 1996 04:30`	i - v & i	9 lines
	705.2619	`Tue Sep 03 1996 10:53`	iv	5 lines
TOPIC	788.0	Higgledy-Piggledies, anyone?
	788.84	`Thu Oct 08 1992 05:19`	Does this count?	34 lines
	788.86	`Thu Oct 08 1992 05:58`	Apologies for Spologies	5 lines
TOPIC	922.0	Things heard not quite right.
	922.20	`Fri Oct 09 1992 09:46`	A question of perspective	10 lines
	922.23	`Fri Jul 09 1993 07:41`	Free Books	14 lines
TOPIC	973.0	Etymology of "to be at sixes and sevens"?
	973.28	`Tue Nov 10 1992 09:28`	Or even...	15 lines
TOPIC	999.0	Rhyming orange, silver, and purple
	999.25	`Thu Dec 24 1992 03:18`	Oooch - this is painful!	18 lines
TOPIC	1007.0	Etymological Fictionary -- new JOYOFLEX game CRAZE!!
	1007.159	`Wed Nov 24 1993 05:37`		5 lines
TOPIC	1008.0	Word at a time story
	1008.20	`Thu Oct 08 1992 05:51`	Have a laugh - run Spell Check on this :-))	3 lines
TOPIC	1014.0	Mnemonic Needed
	1014.6	`Tue Nov 10 1992 09:18`	Red or pink?	15 lines
TOPIC	1027.0	`Tue Feb 23 1993 09:12`	Wanted - Impersonal Pronoun	24 lines
	1027.7	`Wed Feb 24 1993 05:14`	Not quite comfortable yet :-(	29 lines
	1027.19	`Mon Mar 08 1993 01:50`	Hoist by their own petard?	5 lines
TOPIC	1032.0	nowt
	1032.4	`Tue Mar 23 1993 04:49`	Just trying to be helpful	12 lines
TOPIC	1038.0	Clever Crossword Clues
	1038.11	`Thu Sep 09 1993 04:58`	Words mean just what I want them to... (HD)	12 lines
TOPIC	1043.0	Relation versus relationship
	1043.1	`Mon Apr 26 1993 06:50`	The opposition?	10 lines
TOPIC	1044.0	Nationality By Noun ?
	1044.11	`Thu May 13 1993 02:09`	A parochial reply	13 lines
TOPIC	1047.0	Never the Same River....
	1047.28	`Wed Jun 09 1993 04:38`	Alter-ego	15 lines
TOPIC	1055.0	Verbal Vomit
	1055.36	`Tue Dec 07 1993 07:29`	Verrily vomit-worthy	7 lines
	1055.39	`Wed Dec 08 1993 02:06`	Pedantry to the fore	20 lines
	1055.49	`Fri Dec 10 1993 09:38`	In answer to Hrmph	11 lines
TOPIC	1059.0	Oldest known acronym?
	1059.21	`Mon Aug 02 1993 08:51`	I scream - Sun-date ;-)	16 lines
	1059.25	`Tue Aug 03 1993 05:03`	Three-tier ratholing	39 lines
TOPIC	1064.0	New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary available.
	1064.4	`Mon Sep 06 1993 05:55`	Contrariwisely...	13 lines
TOPIC	1070.0	Help on translation please.
	1070.3	`Fri Oct 29 1993 02:51`	Or alternatively	7 lines
TOPIC	1074.0	Willing/temporary suspension of [dis]belief?
	1074.7	`Wed Nov 24 1993 05:45`	Pedantry to the fore!	12 lines
TOPIC	1076.0	From supermarket to dishwasher
	1076.1	`Wed Nov 24 1993 05:48`	Gracious me	6 lines
	1076.8	`Thu Nov 25 1993 03:04`	The Magnificent Seven	18 lines
TOPIC	1080.0	Art, intercourse and intoxicants
	1080.3	`Mon Dec 20 1993 02:57`	Popular views	12 lines
TOPIC	1093.0	THE ounce
	1093.8	`Thu Apr 14 1994 10:52`	I say, chaps...	14 lines
TOPIC	1096.0	Personal names - please explain here...
	1096.18	`Wed Jun 01 1994 09:33`	Obvious?	18 lines
TOPIC	1100.0	Fractured Musicals
	1100.44	`Wed Jun 01 1994 10:46`	I thought you said musicals...	9 lines
TOPIC	1101.0	The Silent Alphabet
	1101.98	`Thu Jun 13 1996 06:07`	A tougher test?	41 lines
	1101.106	`Fri Jun 14 1996 10:18`	Tso Phar, �o Gould	49 lines
	1101.109	`Tue Jun 18 1996 02:22`	Another helping hand	7 lines
	1101.112	`Wed Jun 19 1996 04:00`	Quick, move the goalposts	51 lines
	1101.115	`Wed Jun 19 1996 10:45`	Hey, they're only rules - just ignore 'em!	39 lines
	1101.124	`Fri Jun 21 1996 04:31`	Great suggestions	50 lines
	1101.129	`Mon Jun 24 1996 03:31`	Getting there, getting there, only 11 to go	43 lines
TOPIC	1108.0	Triple homophones?
	1108.18	`Tue Aug 01 1995 02:07`	Just discovered..	6 lines
TOPIC	1111.0	Ermin or Ermine
	1111.7	`Tue Aug 23 1994 02:34`	A road by any other name ...	12 lines
TOPIC	1118.0	Contest #103194
	1118.2	`Mon Nov 07 1994 10:03`	Or, alternatively...	10 lines
	1118.17	`Fri Nov 11 1994 02:52`	Satan v. Pagan	10 lines
TOPIC	1126.0	Leverage - je suis un an plus vieux
	1126.8	`Tue Jan 03 1995 05:51`	How about....	8 lines
TOPIC	1146.0	Preposition vs. purpose
	1146.15	`Wed Nov 22 1995 10:16`	Just to make matters worse	8 lines
	1146.18	`Tue Dec 05 1995 08:15`	No offencing intended I presume?	5 lines
TOPIC	1152.0	Rules and Exceptions
	1152.9	`Wed Aug 23 1995 08:26`	Honoured more in the breach?	5 lines
	1152.10	`Wed Aug 23 1995 08:31`	Looking for a ruler	13 lines
	1152.21	`Fri Aug 25 1995 05:02`	Thanks for helping (or helpping)	12 lines
TOPIC	1157.0	Old Fight Songs and Alma Maters
	1157.2	`Thu Sep 28 1995 02:37`	Really.....!	4 lines
TOPIC	1162.0	Dictionaries available on the WWW
	1162.7	`Thu Jan 04 1996 08:53`	Answer	8 lines

Conference futurs::terminal_art (Conference open for fun again!)

1 posts

TOPIC	2.0	I read this conference
	2.146	`Thu Apr 13 1989 18:12`	Me too	9 lines

Conference kernel::csguk_systems (CSGUK_SYSTEMS)

1 posts

TOPIC	54.0	The NEW Reception area
	54.3	`Fri Aug 11 1989 13:18`	Green light means don't go	20 lines

Conference govt02::basingstoke ( * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex * )

99 posts

TOPIC	2.0	Introductions
	2.39	`Thu Oct 20 1988 14:04`	And Another A33er ......	25 lines
	2.45	`Mon Oct 24 1988 18:22`	<<< 4.00 am ?!?!?!?!? >>>	13 lines
	2.97	`Mon Sep 02 1996 17:05`	Bah bom-ti-bom	6 lines
TOPIC	10.0	For discussion of roundabouts
	10.23	`Wed Mar 22 1989 17:42`	You think you've got problems?	29 lines
	10.27	`Wed Mar 29 1989 10:14`	Whoops!	0 lines
	10.79	`Wed May 08 1996 10:12`	Too little too late	8 lines
TOPIC	15.0	Garage recommendations
	15.44	`Fri Aug 11 1989 13:01`	For heaven's sake DON'T use Jacksons!!!!	35 lines
TOPIC	47.0	do you LIKE Basingtoke?
	47.4	`Tue Oct 18 1988 18:40`	There's no place like somewhere else	21 lines
TOPIC	77.0	Help / Miscellaneous questions.
	77.70	`Thu Jul 25 1996 16:39`	There's madness in my method	14 lines
	77.84	`Mon Oct 14 1996 17:09`	That old bad penny	9 lines
	77.98	`Mon Dec 02 1996 09:20`	Here's my guess	18 lines
TOPIC	80.0	name test
	80.2	`Fri Dec 23 1988 09:25`	by any other name?	6 lines
TOPIC	81.0	football,pads, & helmets
	81.3	`Fri Dec 23 1988 09:35`	Try this...	12 lines
TOPIC	94.0	FOR SALE
	94.13	`Mon Dec 18 1989 10:52`	Pssst - wanna buy a car?	29 lines
	94.107	`Wed May 03 1995 13:57`	Technics Organ	16 lines
TOPIC	114.0	House for sale
	114.23	`Thu May 16 1991 11:28`	One Bed house in West Berkshire Village	70 lines
TOPIC	127.0	Coat of Arms shops.
	127.5	`Wed Mar 29 1989 10:23`	At last, junkpost becomes useful!	0 lines
	127.6	`Wed Mar 29 1989 10:36`	What's happening to my text?	0 lines
	127.7	`Thu Mar 30 1989 12:23`	Answer: DRILL had gone deaf!	0 lines
TOPIC	144.0	Solicitor for House purchase?
	144.3	`Tue May 09 1989 12:48`	Highly recommended	23 lines
TOPIC	165.0	>DOCTOR WANTED
	165.9	`Thu Sep 10 1992 10:44`	Doctors in Kempshott?	10 lines
TOPIC	202.0	Interested in Birds??
	202.1	`Tue Sep 05 1989 12:13`	Rapturous Raptors	35 lines
TOPIC	241.0	"I won't be a minute"
	241.19	`Thu Dec 21 1989 12:53`	Inconvenience is the answer	15 lines
TOPIC	354.0	Solicitors
	354.4	`Wed Jul 10 1996 10:02`	Redress the balance	4 lines
TOPIC	402.0	ODD QUESTIONS
	402.67	`Tue Aug 06 1996 11:56`	Two techniques	14 lines
	402.85	`Mon Aug 12 1996 13:12`	Oh you cruel thing you	6 lines
TOPIC	472.0	Any GOOD Solicitors out there?
	472.22	`Tue Aug 08 1995 18:53`	Hip, hip, hooray - let's hear it for Val	7 lines
	472.24	`Wed Jul 10 1996 09:59`	If the plug fits, wear it	11 lines
TOPIC	586.0	`Fri Aug 14 1992 18:01`	Is God at work?	18 lines
TOPIC	588.0	`Tue Aug 25 1992 10:59`	Life on Earth - but only 12/13ths	19 lines
	588.5	`Fri Sep 04 1992 13:23`	Daren't ask!	6 lines
TOPIC	604.0	The 'Has anyone got a Video of...' Topic
	604.2	`Mon Oct 23 1995 10:41`	Jake's Progress	15 lines
	604.3	`Thu Oct 26 1995 12:07`	Thanks	6 lines
TOPIC	626.0	Voicemail off in viables
	626.1	`Fri Mar 26 1993 11:51`	Hold back that righteous indignation	16 lines
	626.21	`Thu Apr 08 1993 09:21`	It's official - it's a girl	9 lines
TOPIC	649.0	Big Brother is watching
	649.3	`Fri May 21 1993 10:07`	Road Watching?	10 lines
TOPIC	659.0	`Fri Jul 09 1993 18:22`	Book Tokens	17 lines
	659.3	`Tue Jul 13 1993 12:59`	Going...going...	1 lines
TOPIC	695.0	Good Opticians?
	695.7	`Mon Oct 04 1993 13:23`	Opposite M&S	11 lines
	695.10	`Tue Oct 12 1993 14:30`	We're getting there...	13 lines
TOPIC	697.0	Good Jewellers
	697.4	`Fri Oct 08 1993 17:15`	Signor Antonelli	8 lines
TOPIC	711.0	To Play The King video???
	711.1	`Tue Dec 07 1993 17:20`	Not here - there	5 lines
TOPIC	726.0	Car with roof rack?
	726.3	`Fri Jan 28 1994 12:30`	Try B&Q	8 lines
TOPIC	801.0	Catering courses in 'stoke
	801.8	`Wed Oct 05 1994 10:22`	Au contraire	15 lines
TOPIC	802.0	`Mon Oct 10 1994 17:03`	Glazier / Jobbing Builder sought	10 lines
TOPIC	805.0	Discount Warehouse ?
	805.16	`Fri Nov 04 1994 11:58`	Oh, alright then...	8 lines
TOPIC	827.0	info on Basingstoke
	827.1	`Wed Jan 04 1995 13:59`	Well now...	24 lines
TOPIC	835.0	Dangerous Inconsiderate Parking at Viables (instead of the Crescent).
	835.5	`Wed Feb 01 1995 13:04`	How about this then?	23 lines
	835.29	`Fri Apr 07 1995 11:21`	Patience is a virtue...	12 lines
	835.35	`Thu Apr 20 1995 17:56`	Good for a rumour	9 lines
	835.46	`Mon May 22 1995 12:48`	I'm late, I'm late for a very important date...	8 lines
	835.50	`Tue Nov 07 1995 16:56`	Update, as requested	44 lines
	835.52	`Thu Nov 09 1995 18:07`	Patience is a virtue	18 lines
	835.54	`Fri Nov 10 1995 14:38`	Yup - been there, done that!	11 lines
	835.56	`Thu Nov 16 1995 10:02`	Were you volunteering?	8 lines
	835.62	`Wed Nov 22 1995 14:47`	Patience is _still_ a virtue	19 lines
	835.65	`Tue Jan 09 1996 17:15`	Story so far...	25 lines
	835.68	`Wed Jan 10 1996 14:24`	Getting closer every day	51 lines
	835.70	`Wed Jan 10 1996 15:46`	Already on that case	7 lines
	835.75	`Wed Jan 17 1996 18:05`	OK - you asked for it...	8 lines
	835.80	`Fri Jan 19 1996 16:37`	Way to go	16 lines
	835.90	`Thu Jan 25 1996 12:01`	Update as requested	43 lines
	835.96	`Fri Jan 26 1996 09:54`	Keep it up	20 lines
	835.107	`Mon Jan 29 1996 15:52`	Alright, alright, I can take a hint	14 lines
	835.110	`Tue Jan 30 1996 09:42`	Lights @UCG	9 lines
	835.114	`Wed Jan 31 1996 15:40`	Guess	7 lines
	835.121	`Fri Feb 02 1996 09:22`	Freedom of information	14 lines
	835.126	`Fri Feb 02 1996 14:22`	Deal out those beatings!	26 lines
	835.136	`Tue Feb 06 1996 14:30`	The Genuine Article	3 lines
	835.141	`Fri Feb 09 1996 09:28`	Dobber Morris strikes again	17 lines
	835.146	`Thu Feb 22 1996 12:14`	Sorry, no information	17 lines
	835.155	`Thu Feb 29 1996 09:24`	Well you asked for it - here's an update	30 lines
	835.157	`Mon Mar 18 1996 13:38`	Brief answer	7 lines
	835.159	`Thu May 02 1996 09:42`	It takes soooooo long to get things done	8 lines
	835.167	`Tue Jul 16 1996 10:02`	Tallest man in smallest car - bizarre	9 lines
TOPIC	838.0	secondary school
	838.3	`Mon Feb 13 1995 14:10`	It's what I know	32 lines
TOPIC	857.0	...N days to go
	857.1	`Fri May 26 1995 18:01`	Don't spoil the surprise	11 lines
	857.7	`Wed Jul 19 1995 12:18`	Please try to understand before one of us dies!	21 lines
TOPIC	865.0	Famous from Basingstoke
	865.20	`Mon Jul 17 1995 17:11`	Don't think so	12 lines
TOPIC	867.0	Smoking in the CSC - revisited
	867.7	`Wed Jul 19 1995 12:13`	Here goes...	38 lines
	867.13	`Fri Jul 21 1995 18:20`	Well, you learn something new...	10 lines
	867.16	`Wed Jul 26 1995 13:14`	Thanks for reminding me	7 lines
TOPIC	869.0	Happenings at Viables
	869.2	`Mon Jul 31 1995 18:52`	Call the bailiffs	18 lines
TOPIC	883.0	Lights on at the Crescent
	883.13	`Mon Sep 02 1996 16:59`	DECstandard <insert_meaningless_number_here>	10 lines
	883.15	`Tue Sep 03 1996 10:50`	Just smoothing the path	23 lines
	883.20	`Wed Sep 04 1996 15:33`	You tease	5 lines
TOPIC	890.0	Flashing lights used by the navy
	890.10	`Tue May 28 1996 10:10`	Hey, insults are free(ke)	8 lines
TOPIC	900.0	Venting my spleen!!
	900.2	`Mon Sep 02 1996 17:14`	Spleen vending	9 lines
	900.7	`Thu Nov 21 1996 12:46`	Chill out	18 lines
	900.11	`Fri Nov 22 1996 14:07`	Hey - it's not that bad an application Weggy	4 lines
	900.16	`Fri Dec 13 1996 13:52`	Not moving yet	24 lines
TOPIC	902.0	Teacher required
	902.4	`Mon Sep 16 1996 10:49`	Why?	9 lines
	902.6	`Tue Sep 17 1996 10:23`	Cough!	10 lines
TOPIC	907.0	News of old Basingstokers.
	907.7	`Fri May 09 1997 14:53`	Another greetings card	5 lines
TOPIC	909.0	Basingstoke Speed Restriction Changes
	909.4	`Mon Nov 04 1996 19:18`	All over like a bad rash	9 lines
	909.7	`Wed Nov 06 1996 11:00`	No longer 60 mph	6 lines
	909.19	`Fri Nov 08 1996 10:59`	First candidate please	11 lines
TOPIC	910.0	Insults to Metro Man, AKA Steven Freke
	910.2	`Tue Nov 12 1996 10:27`	A small suggestion	9 lines
TOPIC	913.0	Charity Christmas card shop?
	913.2	`Thu Nov 28 1996 14:45`	St Michael's	8 lines

Additional information

First Post:	`Mon Feb 22 1988`
Last Post:	`Fri May 09 1997`
# Topics:	8
# Replies:	350
# We have note bodies for:	204

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