| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 402.1 | If it aint guarenteed, take it apart ! | HAMPS::PATTISON_M | Then, as if by magic, it crashed! | Mon Feb 18 1991 12:04 | 16 | 
|  |     It sounds like the tape transport may not be going at full speed, I
    have come across this on ordinary cassette recorders previously, caused 
    by a few different things:
    
    1. Batteries almost flat on a battery operated recorder, probably not
       your problem as an answer phone would be mains operated I suspect.
    
    2. The drive belt from the motor to the capstans etc was gunged up with
       muck, solved by removing the back taking, out the belt and cleaning
       it and all associated parts & applying a bit of WD40. 
    
    3. It could also be slipping in the drive belt which probably requires
       a new belt.
     
    Martyn.
    
 | 
| 402.2 |  | HAMPS::NICHOLLS | All of the above | Thu Feb 28 1991 13:52 | 10 | 
|  |     Thanks for the reply.
    
    We've done all the recommendations and it still isn't behaving
    properly.  
    
    Any clues as to how we can get it mended, not knowing when or where it
    was purchased.
    
    Regards
    Alex
 | 
| 402.3 |  | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M |  | Wed Jun 05 1991 13:51 | 7 | 
|  |     I guess this is an odd question, apols if it is discussed in another
    note elsewhere...
    
    What are they up to with the camera set up over the road from Wimgrove? 
    Anyone any ideas?
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 402.4 | Bristol Notes File | LARVAE::HAWKINS_B | Secretaries do it in Minutes | Tue Sep 01 1992 09:42 | 6 | 
|  |     Does anyone know if there is a Bristol notes file?
    
    I'm looking for student accommodation for my son and thought there
    might be a local file to Bristol.
    
    thanks,  Brenda
 | 
| 402.5 |  | LARVAE::THAYER_S | meow | Tue Sep 01 1992 10:27 | 4 | 
|  |     There is one on FILTON::BRISTOL.  Wish I could say 'Press KP7 to
    select' but I can't!
    
    Susi
 | 
| 402.6 |  | AUSSIE::GARSON |  | Wed Sep 02 1992 03:37 | 7 | 
|  | re .5
>    Wish I could say 'Press KP7 to select' but I can't!
    
    SET NOTE/CONF=FILTON::BRISTOL
    
    after you've written the note and then you can!
 | 
| 402.7 | 18 September | IOSG::CAMPBELLK | Disney Dreamer | Mon Sep 06 1993 11:37 | 6 | 
|  |     Does anyone know what the Bands Bonanza at Stratfield Saye is all
    about?
    
    Thanks
    
    Karen
 | 
| 402.8 | Local Electrician? | IOSG::CAMPBELLK | Disney Dreamer | Tue Nov 02 1993 13:41 | 5 | 
|  |     Can anyone recommend a good electrician?
    
    Thanks,
    
    Karen
 | 
| 402.9 |  | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu Jan 26 1995 11:13 | 8 | 
|  |     Doea anyone know where in the Bstoke offices I can find the latest
    Training catalougues - the Schedules book and the four contents books? 
    There used to be a library around somewhere?  I imagine there must be
    some in a customer area in the crescent maybe?
    
    cheers
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 402.10 |  | KERNEL::SMITHERSJ | Living on the culinary edge.... | Thu Jan 26 1995 12:12 | 6 | 
|  |     You'll be lucky - that disappeared a while ago.  Best place to try
    is DECpark library, or contact Learning Services in REO for a 
    catalogue.
    
    Cheers
    julia
 | 
| 402.11 | ] | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Mon Mar 13 1995 14:28 | 11 | 
|  |     Anyone know how much it costs to leave a car on the Car Park at the
    back of the Railway Station?  I'll be leaving mine there tonight
    between 5ish and midnight, and I have horrible memories of the car park
    at Reading Railway station costing me a fiver or so for that length of
    time.
    
    Anyone know of any better/cheaper places to park?
    
    ta!
    
    mikef
 | 
| 402.12 |  | LARVAE::THAYER_S | In front of open catflaps... | Mon Mar 13 1995 14:32 | 1 | 
|  |     �1.50 per 24 hours...
 | 
| 402.13 |  | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue Mar 14 1995 09:52 | 3 | 
|  |     Thanks - good car park!
    
    mikef
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| 402.14 | A little dodge. | REPAIR::SHERGOLD | A new head on the block! | Tue Mar 14 1995 12:58 | 7 | 
|  |     If you want to save money then why not park your car in the multi-story
    CP. When you arrive back there will no one to take your money and you
    leave for free. It means a short walk but the car will be safer as well
    as they have patrols in the MSCP  and the railway carpark is renown for
    car damage late at night.
    
    Keith
 | 
| 402.15 |  | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue Mar 14 1995 15:24 | 11 | 
|  |     You mean the one over the road from the Station - where you park for
    the Anvil?  I thought that was a pay n display?  (I'm talking about the
    one where you end up on the top floor, having gone on that curly road
    from the front of the station...).
    
    hmmm.
    
    I can imagine that Station car park being bad for damage n stuff - it
    was pretty spooky last night at 12.30 in the fog.
    
    mikef
 | 
| 402.16 |  | REPAIR::SHERGOLD | A new head on the block! | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:32 | 4 | 
|  |     No the one the other end. However, you can come down the steps at the
    end nearest the station and end up half way along the shopping centre.
    
    Keith
 | 
| 402.17 |  | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue Mar 14 1995 17:38 | 6 | 
|  |     I know - the one actually above the shopping mall area.  I'll try this
    next time - I thought they closed at 11 or something.
    
    Cheers
    
    Mike
 | 
| 402.18 |  | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Mon Mar 27 1995 11:28 | 6 | 
|  |     Does anyone know if there is a coach service from Bstoke which goes to
    Heathrow?  
    
    Ta
    
    mikef
 | 
| 402.19 | National Express Direct. | FORTY2::GROOM |  | Tue Mar 28 1995 08:32 | 10 | 
|  | Several buses a day direct from the town centre bus station to Heathrow bus
station (Terminal 1/2/3). 
Give Hampshire Bus or National Express a ring.
This service is very cheap if you can book your return ticket in advance -
unfortunately you do have to personally go and pick up and pay for your ticket
during their working hours!
Alex.
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| 402.20 | Amazing what you learn from a timetable! | COMICS::CORNEJ |  | Tue Mar 28 1995 09:49 | 13 | 
|  |     Beware though,
    
    I did this once and forgot to check the times of the return trips. 
    Arrived at Heathrow only to find I'd missed the last one by several
    hours!  Its a long walk down that M3 :-)
    
    You might want to check the train to Reading then the coach. The coach 
    from Reading runs every 30 minutes up till 20:15 (last one at 21:45) 
    and from T1 till 21:45 (last one at 23:15) (which arrives in Reading
    with 5 minutes to spare to catch the last train to Basingstoke.
       
    
    Jc
 | 
| 402.21 | Make sure you get on the right coach | COMICS::WOOD | Shooby-dooby-doowop | Wed Apr 05 1995 12:43 | 10 | 
|  | 
I once got on it and ended up in Southampton !! I'd got on the wrong
one. The service runs (or ran then, a couple of years ago) from
Southampton via Basingstoke to Heathrow and some bright spark
must have though it'd be a good idea for them both to leave
Basingstoke at the same time, one going to Southampton and the other going
to Heathrow. It just said Southampton-Basingstoke-Heathrow on the
front. I was more than slightly miffed.
Rich
 | 
| 402.22 | instruction manuals wanted | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Indecision: key to flexibility | Wed May 17 1995 14:49 | 14 | 
|  |         Todays odd question...
    
        Does anyone have instruction manuals for the following that they would
        photocopy for me:
    
        HOTPOINT washer dryer 1000 de luxe 9934
        NEFF dishwasher (doesn't say which model but these numbers were on it
             just inside the door TYP S5N8F and FD6610, if that helps).
                                                                         
        If you have, please let me know on 7833 3521
    
        Thanks in advance
        Sharon Leyland (UVO)
    
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| 402.23 | French Hypermarkets | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Indecision: key to flexibility | Thu Jun 01 1995 11:34 | 13 | 
|  |         Oh dear...another odd question from me.
    
        I'm sure this has been asked before in one of the UK specific
        notesfiles but I cannot find the entry - mods pls do your stuff if
    	I'm going blind...
    
        Does anyone know if the French Hypermarkets (particularly in Calais)
        are open on a Sunday??  If so what sort of hours are they open?
    
        Thanks again
        Sharon
    
                                                             
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| 402.24 | Probably not, but | COMICS::FLANDERSD | I remember the look in your eye | Thu Jun 01 1995 12:58 | 9 | 
|  | 
I wouldn't expect the Mamouth or the Continent to be open, as these are French 
businesses, but I do know that the Calais Wine and Beer Warehouse is open on 
Sundays (well worth a visit if you want wine, beer, some spirits, sherry and 
port).
On the other hand, you may be in luck with the hypermarkets too.
Dave
 | 
| 402.25 |  | COMICS::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Thu Jun 01 1995 13:58 | 8 | 
|  | �        I'm sure this has been asked before...
        
        You're right:  CARS_UK  223.801 -.804 That was November 1993 
        so it might be worth asking there again.
        
        Ian.
        
        P.S. I don't know if they do haircuts.
 | 
| 402.26 | hair today...France tommorrow | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Indecision: key to flexibility | Thu Jun 01 1995 15:03 | 6 | 
|  |     <<< Note 402.25 by COMICS::WEGG "Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts.">>>
    
�	P.S. I don't know if they do haircuts.
    
    I thought I'd just get drunk and then I wouldn't notice the state of my
    hair!!!
 | 
| 402.27 |  | YUPPY::PANES | Local Hero ( apparently ) | Thu Jun 01 1995 16:31 | 6 | 
|  | Sorry , I don't know the answer, but someone suggested that a note in 
UK_DIGITAL might get a reply.
cheers,
Stuart
 | 
| 402.28 |  | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Indecision: key to flexibility | Fri Jun 02 1995 09:54 | 7 | 
|  |     Trouble is that it is not really anything to do with UK Digital!
    
    I've cross posted this in the GB and Reading notesfiles.  So far it's
    even 3 say yes they are open and 3 say no they're not.
    
    Cheers
    Sharon
 | 
| 402.29 |  | YUPPY::PANES | Local Hero ( apparently ) | Fri Jun 02 1995 16:41 | 6 | 
|  | I suspect that UK_DIGITAL has a wider readership than the GB or Reading
conferences.
Good luck in your mission.
Stuart
 | 
| 402.30 | French hypermarkets | KERNEL::LEYLANDS | Indecision: key to flexibility | Mon Jun 05 1995 16:18 | 5 | 
|  |         Well, consensus of opinion says that they are not open on a Sunday
        except for possibly the last 3 Sundays in November.  They are
    	however, open late (until 20:00/21:00) on Saturdays.
    
        Sharon
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| 402.31 | beg, grovel,... | UBOHUB::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue Jun 13 1995 11:02 | 13 | 
|  |     I know this is  probably a dumb question, but...
    
    Does anyone out there have a PC (with 8mb of memory) that we can borrow
    for a few days/couple of weeks?  We badly need one for some work that
    we are doing at the moment which involves some heavy Excel
    manipulations, and we aren't even allowed to think about ordering
    equipment until July...
    
    Any bright ideas welcome!
    
    Thanks in advance.
    
     Mike Fiddler (@UVO, 833 3522)
 | 
| 402.32 |  | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Tue Jun 13 1995 14:11 | 4 | 
|  | > Any bright ideas welcome!
Rent one if you're not allowed to buy one?
 | 
| 402.33 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu Aug 31 1995 09:03 | 7 | 
|  |     Does anyone have a list of accomodation used by students who come to
    work in Viables?  Maybe Lodgings hey use while they look for a house
    share?  Or any agencies they tend to use?
    
    Thanks!
    
    Mike Fiddler (833 3522)
 | 
| 402.34 |  | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Thu Aug 31 1995 10:45 | 44 | 
|  | I dunno about the others but I've had a couple of IT's 
who were staying an extra month stop in my spare room :-) 
Agencies I've tried in the past..... 
though  the names have probably changed...
Basingstoke Acommodation Bureau 0256 50775
Simonds & Sons			0256 840077 Kate
Halifax				0256 844478	
Carson&Co			0276 682575 Sue Phillips
Prudential/Woolwich		0256 28775  Jane Rod
Poulters 			0252 811903 Bryan Ballard
Lane and Fox			0256 474647 
(good for nice country places) 
Black Horse/Gasgoine Pees 	0256 479479
Acorn Property Management 	0252 842795
Alpha Accomodation 		0256 57812 
Cowdrey & Co 			0256 760203 Mr Cowdrey
Personal Property Management 	0256 844058 Old Basing
John Hussey rentahome  		0256 762906 
Rogers Property co. 		0256 771833 Mrs Cook
			     fleet 0252 811352
GA property services		0256 842414 Amanda Cox
Applebys 			0256 781666
 | 
| 402.35 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu Aug 31 1995 11:13 | 6 | 
|  |     wow!  thanks...
    
    I was thinking the chap would probably want to lodge for a couple of
    weeks while he maybe found some peeps to share with.  
    
    mikef
 | 
| 402.36 |  | KERNEL::BROWNM | DRACO | Thu Aug 31 1995 14:16 | 10 | 
|  |     The best bet is for you to ask on here for anyone with room to take a
    lodger for a couple of weeks, or if there is anyone looking for someone
    to share.
    
    I'll ask the ITs that have been here about a couple of months, when are
    they starting in Basingstoke?
    
    Asking in RIOT02::decits might help also
    
    Mark
 | 
| 402.37 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu Aug 31 1995 14:35 | 8 | 
|  |     re-1
    
    ta
    
    
    The chap starts Monday Sept 11.
    
    mikef
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| 402.38 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue Feb 27 1996 15:48 | 11 | 
|  |     Sad I may be....
    
    I'm going into London tomorrow night, and I was thinking of just going
    in by train, but I'm a bit worried about missing my last train back. 
    Is there anyplace on the edge of London thats easy to reach from
    Basingstoke where I could maybe get a tube?
    
    Ta in advance.
    
    Mikef
    
 | 
| 402.39 | Night owl.. | GOVT02::MOXLEY | Shiny Shoes - Shiny Mind | Wed Feb 28 1996 00:13 | 6 | 
|  |     Yep,
    
    Try Richmond, or Kew Gardens, easy and free parking, should be no
    problem, assuming the IRA aren't around of course :-(
    
    		Simon
 | 
| 402.40 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Wed Feb 28 1996 10:03 | 5 | 
|  |     Sad I may be....
    
    Mike you're taking this too personally :-)
    
    Royston
 | 
| 402.41 | ;-) | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Wed Feb 28 1996 10:28 | 4 | 
|  |     I'm a sensitive individual...
    
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 402.42 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue Apr 16 1996 10:20 | 6 | 
|  |     Can anyone recommend a good (or cheap!) watch repair/service shop in
    Basingstoke?
    
    Ta
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 402.43 |  | GEM::SHERGOLD | A FOOL'S living PARADISE | Wed Apr 17 1996 12:16 | 3 | 
|  |     The  jeweller in New Market Square.
    
    Keith
 | 
| 402.44 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Wed Apr 17 1996 12:31 | 3 | 
|  |     Thanks!  Is New MArket Square the one with the swimming pool?
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 402.45 |  | KERNEL::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Wed Apr 17 1996 13:46 | 5 | 
|  |     No, it is the one with the market, the old one, that isn't at the top
    of town.  You must be thinking of the one by the Sports Center, isn't
    that Swimming Pool square ? :-)
    
    tmp
 | 
| 402.46 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Wed Apr 17 1996 13:53 | 4 | 
|  |     Err..so its the one near the Bus station, just along from 'Chlorine
    Square'?
    
    m
 | 
| 402.47 |  | KERNEL::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Thu Apr 18 1996 08:20 | 3 | 
|  |     Yes, near Beatties, and there's a flower shop there too.
    
    tmp
 | 
| 402.48 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Fri Apr 19 1996 09:40 | 3 | 
|  |     ...and its called Antonellis
    
    Royston
 | 
| 402.49 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Fri May 03 1996 08:29 | 6 | 
|  |     Anyone know what the Local Election result was for Bstoke?  Or if there
    is a web site which lists the results?  
    
    ta
    
    Mikef
 | 
| 402.50 |  | ARNIES::SMITHP1 | I wonder if Dave realises that I still use 132 columns | Fri May 03 1996 08:37 | 4 | 
|  | 
	The party that wants more housing, more street lights, more road
	humps, and more community facilities won....
 | 
| 402.51 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Fri May 03 1996 09:14 | 8 | 
|  |     Which was...?
    
    I think Basingstoke used to be a 'no overall control' council?  I'm
    also trying to chase down the local ward thingy results...
    
    ta
    
    mikef
 | 
| 402.52 |  | KERNEL::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Tue May 07 1996 09:04 | 5 | 
|  |     Try
    
    http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/cx/results.htm
    
    tmp
 | 
| 402.53 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue May 28 1996 15:32 | 11 | 
|  |     Another odd question....
    
    Has anyone joined one of those book clubs you see advertised in the
    press?  I'm thinking specifically of the one called QPD.  I'd like to
    suss out if the discounts offered in the magazines they send are enough to
    make it worth joining.  Any opinions or does anyone have a book club
    magazine I could read?
    
    ta
    
    mikef 
 | 
| 402.54 | I'd recommend QPD | RDGENG::CUNNEA_L | BDF - Bloody Difficult Female | Wed May 29 1996 09:02 | 17 | 
|  |     
    
    HI Mike,
    
    I was a 'member' of QPD for about three years - the books they sell
    are reasonable - I could usually find something in each months 
    magazine that I wanted to read.  I can't exactly remember if you
    had to buy a certain number of books - but there was no hassle when
    I left.  
    
    I'm thinking of joining again after a two year gap - I'm hoping there
    will be a totally different set of titles available.
    
    Hope this helps.
    
    Lesley
    
 | 
| 402.55 |  | KERNEL::LUCKMAN |  | Wed May 29 1996 11:26 | 2 | 
|  | 
	Joining those clubs isn't a problem, but you try leaving.
 | 
| 402.56 | re .55 | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Wed May 29 1996 12:09 | 7 | 
|  |     I had no problems leaving BCA...I wrote a quick 2 line letter saying
    that due to my finacial situation I could no longer afford to be a
    member.  
         
    Chris
    PS. The free books were good value, after that you didn't save *that*
    much.
 | 
| 402.57 |  | COMICS::MCSKEANE | Ice cold in Massachusetts | Wed May 29 1996 13:23 | 9 | 
|  |     
    >The free books were good value, after that you didn't save *that*
    >much.
    
    Especially after the collapse of the net price agreement. You can pick
    up the same books in WHSmith for the same price as the bookclubs these
    days. Plus you don't have to pay postage. 
    
    POL
 | 
| 402.58 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Wed Jul 10 1996 14:01 | 8 | 
|  |     Hi,
    
    Does anyone know of any cycling clubs in Basingstoke ?
    
    Cheers,
    
    Chris
    
 | 
| 402.59 |  | KERNEL::AMISSM |  | Wed Jul 10 1996 15:45 | 4 | 
|  | very odd question.
How did your holiday go?
 | 
| 402.60 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Wed Jul 10 1996 16:12 | 9 | 
|  |     Holiday was great, caught a glimse of the Tour De France in the Hotel
    on the last day (waiting for the bus) hence the cycling club
    question...
    
    :-)
    
    Cheers,
    
    Chris
 | 
| 402.61 | have a number, will post it in the morning | KERNEL::FREKES |  | Wed Jul 10 1996 17:30 | 6 | 
|  |     Chris 
    
    	I may have a number at home. I will bring it in if I can find it.
    If my memory serves me correctly it is run by a bloke called Nick Rose.
    
    Stevo
 | 
| 402.62 | Go to the Library. | GEM::SHERGOLD | A FOOL'S living PARADISE | Thu Jul 11 1996 17:54 | 7 | 
|  |     If you take a trip to the Basingstoke Library they hold a register of
    all the significant clubs in and around Basingstoke with a contact
    address or telephone number. You name it they've got it from cycling
    to flower arranging.
    
    Regards
    		Keith
 | 
| 402.63 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Fri Jul 26 1996 11:40 | 5 | 
|  |     Does anyone in Viables still get either Computing or Computer Weekly? 
    If so, could I borrow them one lunchtime?
    
    Mike Fiddler (X3522)
                 
 | 
| 402.64 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Fri Jul 26 1996 13:11 | 7 | 
|  | 	Mike,
	We've got loads of them round here in comms. 
	Most of them have the jobs pages missing though :-)
	Ian.
 | 
| 402.65 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Fri Jul 26 1996 13:47 | 4 | 
|  |     I'll pop round on Monday then...to see if there are any with the jobs
    pages still intact...
    
    mikef
 | 
| 402.66 | No - I didn't park on it :-) | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Fri Aug 02 1996 18:39 | 5 | 
|  |     Does anyone know who owns (or own up to) the blue Omega estate parked
    at skippets with the CB aerial?
    
    Jc
     
 | 
| 402.67 | Two techniques | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Tue Aug 06 1996 10:56 | 14 | 
|  |     John,
    
    If it's a relatively modern Vauxhall there is a better than 50% chance
    it is a LeasePlan vehicle (let's face it - who would spend their _own_
    money on a Vauxhall :-}).
    
    So take the registration number and phone LeasePlan - they'll tell you
    who the driver is if it's a Digital leased vehicle.
    
    Or alternatively, leave a note under the window saying "Sorry about the
    minor scratch, please let me pay you �5000 to get it fixed.  John Corne"
    and wait for the phone call  ;-)
    
    Jon
 | 
| 402.68 | And I didn't touch it either - honest! | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue Aug 06 1996 13:34 | 10 | 
|  |     Thanks John - I'll re-phrase the question.....
    
    	Can anyone in Skippets please look out of the window.....
    
    I didn't take the number and I'm not within squinting distance.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Jc
    
 | 
| 402.69 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue Aug 06 1996 17:28 | 7 | 
|  |     Consider my question closed.  I've been sitting next to the owner 
    here in SBP all day today and didn't know it :-)
    
    Ta,
    
    Jc
    
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| 402.70 | Swimming with dolphins | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Wed Aug 07 1996 13:47 | 3 | 
|  |     Does anybody know where one can swim with dolphins? 
    
    Stevo
 | 
| 402.71 |  | KERNEL::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Wed Aug 07 1996 14:02 | 10 | 
|  |     In Basingstoke ?  Are you sure you've got the right conference ?  I
    could tell you where to ride a Bison, chase rabbits, shoot birds, stand
    on Skates, but not swim with Dolphins.  I guess the closest is you can
    stroke the Skates at Seaworld in Portsmouth.
    
    Unless of course Basingstoke Council agree to planning permission
    for the next Walt Disney world just next to the Bingo Hall in the
    leisure park. ! ;-)
    
    tmp
 | 
| 402.72 |  | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Wed Aug 07 1996 14:18 | 5 | 
|  |     No, not in Basingstoke. I already know where to go and shoot/chase
    rabbits, as I do it already.
    
    Anywhere in the south UK would do for the dolphins. It was a serious
    question I will have you know!
 | 
| 402.73 |  | KERNEL::HOBBSA | Andy Hobbs, UK CSC. Basingstoke. | Wed Aug 07 1996 14:32 | 9 | 
|  |     
    Steve,
    
    you could try the Poole Dive Centre and see if they know of someone,
    or do a little "Mini-Experience" kinda thing. I don't have a number
    for them. Hit 9192.
    
    Cheers.
    A/.
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| 402.74 | try again | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Wed Aug 07 1996 15:23 | 4 | 
|  |     Andy
    	
    Tried that place, but  they did not do anything like that, nor did they
    know of a place that you could do it.
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| 402.75 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Wed Aug 07 1996 15:44 | 12 | 
|  |     In the wild...Isn't it Dingle Bay in Ireland, or was the dolphin called
    Dingle?  Or Fungus perhaps?  Julian Cope wrote a song about it.
    
    There is somewhere near Galway, and a place in Scotland that I cannot
    remember the name of.  
    
    Not much help really....
    
    
    mikef
    
    
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| 402.76 | The GL has the answers | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Wed Aug 07 1996 18:07 | 6 | 
|  |     re .70,
    
    Have you asked Vikki?
    
    Jc
    
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| 402.77 | poppy appeal anyone? | KERNEL::SCOTT |  | Wed Aug 07 1996 20:52 | 13 | 
|  |     Has anybody out there ever been involved in the annual British Legion
    Poppy Appeal? 
    
    If so, and you would be willing to help again this year then please
    mail either myself or my wife here:-
    
    		Roland Scott @uvo   CHEFS::SCOTT_R
    		Julia  Scott @uvo   CHEFS::SCOTTJ
    
    If you've never been involved but would be willing and able to help 
    in the last week of October or the first week in November then please
    mail us. Prior experience is not necessary - just a willingness to
    wander round a few streets poking a red plastic money box at people! 
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| 402.78 |  | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Thu Aug 08 1996 10:52 | 6 | 
|  |     re:.76 
    
    How would asking Vikki help me?
    
    Anyway. I ahve just asked her, and she has no idea. Well, she did
    suggest florida.
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| 402.79 | why ask me?? | CHEFS::NORRISV |  | Thu Aug 08 1996 11:13 | 11 | 
|  |     
    
    RE: 76
    
    Errrrm excuse me Mr John Corne
    
    You know something that I don't??
    
    
    
    Vikki
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| 402.80 |  | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Thu Aug 08 1996 11:45 | 4 | 
|  |     Well - (when I were a lad) flipper was a Dolphin   :-)
    
    Jc
    
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| 402.81 | yeah and!! | CHEFS::NORRISV |  | Thu Aug 08 1996 11:49 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    
    re.80
    
    
    And steven should swim with me???
    
    
    
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| 402.82 | Plan B | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Thu Aug 08 1996 13:18 | 5 | 
|  |     It is not me who wants to go swimming, it is a surprise I was trying to
    get together for a friend. 
    My only options are to fly out to Ireland, or go swimming with Vikki, 
    so it looks like I will have to come up with somethings else.
    Sorry Vikki. ;-)
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| 402.83 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Thu Aug 08 1996 15:00 | 6 | 
|  |     Why don't you buy an inflatable dolphin.  I know for sure they do
    whales, so maybe you can get your hands on a dolphin too.
    
    Hth,
    
    chris
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| 402.84 |  | KERNEL::HOBBSA | Andy Hobbs, UK CSC. Basingstoke. | Thu Aug 08 1996 15:29 | 11 | 
|  |     
     Or hit the Meditteranean for the weekend. Pretty cheap at the 
    moment. Tres flash, too. Mucho brownie points. ;-) You can even
    swim with Great White Sharks there. Sometimes not optionally.
    Sometimes sideways, while held affectionately in their playful
    jaws. 
    
     Imagine the headline: Fishermen Catch Great White, Containing Man
    Sitting in Green Metro. Shark Thought To Have Died In Collision With
    Same.
                           
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| 402.85 | Oh you cruel thing you | KERNEL::MORRIS | Which universe did you dial? | Mon Aug 12 1996 12:12 | 6 | 
|  |     Andy,
    
    The reference to the Metro was uncalled for - amusing - but uncalled
    for :*)
    
    Jon
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| 402.86 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Mon Aug 19 1996 12:43 | 6 | 
|  |     HI, I don't suppose anyone has a 'spare' maintenance kit for a Declaser
    2200 printer?  Or know how I could get my hands on one?
    
    Thanks
    
    mikef
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| 402.87 |  | FIXER::LUCKMAN |  | Tue Aug 20 1996 09:21 | 2 | 
|  | 
	 Ask your secretary to order one or more.
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| 402.88 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Tue Aug 20 1996 09:34 | 3 | 
|  |     good idea if you have a secretary...and you can afford to wait!
    
    mikef
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| 402.89 | Don't greet someone with the words " 'right chap" | THESUN::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Tue Aug 20 1996 11:48 | 16 | 
|  |         Why do people in this building insist on calling other work mates
    "chap".
    I can't say how annoying it is to have someone call you chap. When they
    know your name, why not use it. It is not a "cool" way to great people.
    In fact, it is rather belittling to know that someone prefers to call
    you chap, rather than great you by your name. It is almost as if people
    could not be bothered to get to know your name, and are only greeting
    you because they feel they have to. 
    So show you mean it by using someone's name when you greet them next. 
    It shows you know who the person is, and are genuinely interested in how 
    they are doing. Not the all too common, "'right chap" If you are not
    going to greet someone properly do not do it at all.
    
    Steven F.
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| 402.90 |  | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Tue Aug 20 1996 15:36 | 7 | 
|  |     Excuse me but who are you to say how we can or can't greet someone.
    
    All cultures are different "mate".
    
    Royston 
    
    PS By the way I hate being greeted with "Hello there!"
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| 402.91 |  | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Tue Aug 20 1996 17:22 | 17 | 
|  |     re: .90
    
    OK let me re phrase that then. The next person who greets me with a 
    " 'right chap " will be ignored.
    
    And Royston, I vow never to greet you anymore with the words, 
    "Hello there!".
    
    And anyway. I don't believe I was instructing anyone on how to greet
    anyone else. I am not the only one who has said how much it pisses them
    off to have people say , " 'right chap" to them when they know their
    name. It was merely a suggestion, take or leave it. 
    
    You hve never greeted me with a right chap, so I the article was not
    directed at you, so I have no idea why you appear to be so annoyed.
    
    Steven, pissed off with being called chap, Freke
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| 402.92 | Only winding you up | COMICS::SHELLEY | Don't get mad, get even. | Wed Aug 21 1996 10:20 | 19 | 
|  |     Sorry Steve, the 'hello there' was not directed to you. Its just a
    general thing.
    
    Not that I use it myself but this 'chap' thing is just a local
    expression for 'friend'.
    
    There are loads of other colloquialisms out there -
    
    "Mate"
    
    "Bro"
    
    "Homes" (as in "home boy")
    
    "Man"
    
    Anyone think of anymore ?
    
    Royton
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| 402.93 | / | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Wed Aug 21 1996 10:33 | 8 | 
|  |     >    Anyone think of anymore ?
    Dude !, dude.
    
    Cheers,
    
    Chris.
    PS. I know many secrets about Steve which I will be happy to share with
        ::BASINGSTOKE noters for a small fee.      :-}
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| 402.94 |  | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Wed Aug 21 1996 11:32 | 1 | 
|  |     DON'T YOU DARE!!!
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| 402.95 | You're secret is fairly safe. | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Wed Aug 21 1996 11:41 | 6 | 
|  |     Cheers for the fiver Steve,
    
    That will keep me quiet till lunch.
    
    
    Chris  :->
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| 402.96 |  | TGRAPH::WEGG | Some hard boiled eggs and some nuts. | Wed Aug 21 1996 12:09 | 5 | 
|  |         If you mean the secret that Steve has been beamed down from the 
        planet Zork to study Earth culture, I think we already worked
        that out.
        
        Neil (or Ian).
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| 402.97 |  | KERNEL::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Wed Aug 21 1996 12:37 | 6 | 
|  |     I thought that was obvious,  he didn't choose a very human-like
    disguise  :-)
    
    By the way, I dislike 'chap' as a term of endearment too.
    
    tmp
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| 402.98 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu Aug 22 1996 10:26 | 4 | 
|  |     But the question remains - who uses the word 'chap'?  Perhaps we should
    have an 'outing' campaign...
    
    m
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| 402.99 |  | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Thu Aug 22 1996 11:02 | 4 | 
|  |     I think it would be unfair to publicly announce these people. Although
    I do feel that strongly about it, I think they know who they are. There
    are only one or two people left who still think its is a great way to
    great people.
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| 402.100 |  | COMICS::SUMNERC | OpenVMS Counter Intelligence | Thu Aug 22 1996 11:37 | 6 | 
|  |     Er, Steve....shouldn't that be ....
    
    "There are only one or two people left who still think its is a greet way
     to great people."    ?
    
    Chris
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| 402.101 |  | KERNEL::FREKES | Excuse me while I scratch my butt | Thu Aug 22 1996 13:56 | 3 | 
|  |     > ...a greet way to great people
    
    uhh....yeah
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| 402.102 |  | CHEFS::FIDDLER_M | The sense of being dulls my mind | Thu Nov 14 1996 11:09 | 8 | 
|  |     Can anyone recommend someone in the Basingstoke area who is good at
    working on chimneys?  I need a cowl on mine.  I think.
    
    
    thanks
    
    mikef
    
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| 402.103 | Oldest Network in the UK? | KERNEL::FREKES | Olympic Banging Team Member | Thu Nov 14 1996 11:51 | 0 | 
| 402.104 | Slowest note writer? | COMICS::CORNEJ | What's an Architect? | Tue Nov 19 1996 10:03 | 4 | 
|  |     Slowest note writer (.103 is "still being written" days later :-)
    
    Jc
    
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| 402.105 | Error with notes | KERNEL::FREKES | Olympic Banging Team Member | Wed Nov 20 1996 09:16 | 11 | 
|  |     John. 
    
    There appeared to be a problem with notes when I was entering this
    note. After entering a reply title, and hitting yes, to continue, it
    just bombed out. I did a sho error, cut and pasted this into a mail,
    and tried to sned to the conference moderator but this damn thing
    bounced back.
    
    :-|
    
    Steven
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| 402.106 |  | GIDDAY::HOBBS | Andy Hobbs. Sydney CSC. -730 5964 | Fri Nov 22 1996 00:48 | 9 | 
|  |     
    >> tried to sned this to the...
    
    		^^^^
    
    Watch him, he's gonna blow - his sentences are falling apart at
    the edges. ;-)
    
    A/.
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