| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 624.1 | here's a couple | LESCOM::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Tue Feb 14 1989 17:52 | 13 |
| Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo jump in the lake. (G-rated version. You can create R or X...)
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 624.2 | one more | MARVIN::MACHIN | | Tue Feb 14 1989 17:55 | 7 |
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Knock Knock!
Come in!
Richard.
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| 624.3 | For the Time Lords among us! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 14 1989 18:00 | 12 |
| Knock knock
Who's there?
That's right, I am!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Right first time!
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| 624.4 | musical Knock Knock jokes | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Tue Feb 14 1989 18:23 | 30 |
| Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who?
Jose can you see ... (U.S. national anthem)
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess an old fashioned love song ...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda good ship Lollipop ...
Dan
re .0
>> Knock! Knock!
>> Who's there?
>> Andy!
>> Andy who?
>> And 'e bit me again!
That would be a contraction for "she" as it is the female mosquito
that bites. :-)
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| 624.5 | Cockney knock knock joke | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 14 1989 18:51 | 5 |
| Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orson!
Orson who?
'orse 'n Cart!
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| 624.6 | Sam and Janet | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Tue Feb 14 1989 19:05 | 10 |
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening
(you may meet a stranger)
Pete
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| 624.7 | | LEZAH::BOBBITT | mystify me | Tue Feb 14 1989 19:40 | 17 |
| knock knock
who's there
goliath
goliath who?
goliath down, you looketh tired
knock knock
who's there
isabel
isabel who?
isabel necessary on a bicycle?
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| 624.8 | This one's a favorite with my kids. | TERZA::ZANE | Science = Structured Chaos | Tue Feb 14 1989 20:25 | 29 |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana banana.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana banana.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana banana.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say
banana again?
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| 624.9 | Dwain | MLCSSE::BRACK | | Tue Feb 14 1989 20:27 | 6 |
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
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| 624.10 | For some reasons, kids love this one... | AKOV13::MCGARGHAN | Adult Child On Board | Tue Feb 14 1989 21:08 | 25 |
| Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nother.
Nother who?
Nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep and run over the ether bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; next year there'll be another ether bunny.
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| 624.11 | Echo's of the past | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Tue Feb 14 1989 21:18 | 6 |
| Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Old Lady.
Old Lady who?
Where did you learn to yodel?
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| 624.12 | | RAVEN1::MKENNEDY | Eschew sesquipedalianism! | Tue Feb 14 1989 22:01 | 6 |
| Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Eskimo. Christians. Italian.
"Eskimo. Christians. Italian," Who?
Eskimo Christians Italian no lies.
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| 624.13 | From my son | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Tue Feb 14 1989 22:33 | 5 |
| Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees.
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| 624.14 | a few more | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Feb 14 1989 22:58 | 49 |
| G'day,
I was once at a camp I ran for my Scouts and a group of handicapped
Scouts - kids with no arms and legs, that kind of kid - and one
who had real problems one of which was no ears wandered up to me
and asked :-
Knock knock
who's there?
John
John who?
as he threw a cup of water at me, ;........ John the Baptist.
KK
wt
freezer
freezer w
freezer jolly good fellow..
kk
wt
ayve
ayve who
ayve on calling, bells broke
will you remember be later today?
sure
and tomorrow?
sure
next week?
yeah
Next year?
probably?
in 10 nyears?
possibly!
kk
wt
see forgotten me already!
djw
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| 624.15 | the loop version | 51402::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Wed Feb 15 1989 10:46 | 9 |
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1. Knock knock.
2. Who's there?
3. Knock.
4. Knock who?
(back to line 1)
Arie
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| 624.16 | More Bunnies | KAOO01::LAPLANTE | Not the Northern Magus | Wed Feb 15 1989 22:08 | 21 |
| Further to .10
Knock Knock
Who's There
Esther
Esther Who
Esther Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's There
Annetta
Annetta Who
Annetta Esther Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's There
Stella
Stella Who
Stella Annetta Esther Bunny
Roger
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| 624.17 | The mosquito series..... | WLDWST::SURE | | Wed Feb 15 1989 22:10 | 30 |
| Here is an extended version of .0 .........
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Annaother Mosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stellanother Mosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Della
Della who?
Dellast Mosquito
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| 624.18 | Once Bitten | CLARID::HODSMAN | Network Maintenance Services VBO | Tue Feb 28 1989 13:32 | 22 |
| Knock Knock
Whos there
Arthur Susan
Arthur who? Susan who
Arthurd mosquito susans and susans of mosquitos
Knock Knock
Whos there
Consumption
Consumption who
Consumption not be done about all these bloody mosquitos
And finally , the Irish (or Belgian or Polish) Knock Knock.
SmartyPants : Did you hear the Irish Knock Knock ?
Paddy : No
Smartypants : Ok you start
Paddy : Knock Knock
Smartypants : Whos There ?
Paddy looks stupid.
It works every time. try it on your colleagues NOW
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| 624.19 | aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggh ! | INCH::PREECE | Just a shallow hole, Moriarty. | Wed Mar 01 1989 14:51 | 17 |
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For the linguists among you.....
Le "Frappe, Frappe" joke Francais !
Frappe, Frappe
Qui est la ?
Lostie
Lostie qui ?
Why the hell do you think I'm out here knocking on the door ?
Ian
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| 624.20 | An ethereal knocking sound | MARVIN::KNOWLES | the teddy-bears have their nit-pick | Wed Mar 01 1989 14:58 | 5 |
| Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ouija.
Ouija who?
Who d'ya think you are calling up at this time of the night?
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| 624.21 | Some more I18N | FDCV06::BEAIRSTO | Often wrong but rarely in doubt | Wed Mar 01 1989 18:26 | 14 |
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Re: .19
Frappe, frappe.
Qui est la?
Alencon.
Alencon qui?
Alenconfants de la patrie....
Rob (who apologizes for not knowing how to make a cedilla)
P.S. Then there's the Bostonian on tour in Europe who was delighted
with Germany: When he asked for a dry martini, they brought three of them.
Of course, when he got to Paris and asked for a frappe....
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| 624.22 | OK. *NOT* another knock knock joke... | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu Mar 02 1989 14:11 | 6 |
| RE -1 (the P.S.)
Say "libert�" to the French, and they will cheer, and answer "egalit�".
Say it to the German, and they will say: "Why not coffee?"....
Arie
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| 624.23 | Sorry, Flipper... | LEGLAV::HENRIKW | Born in the SNA | Thu Apr 20 1989 13:51 | 6 |
| Knock knock
Who's there?
Adolph
Adolph who?
A dolphin is stuck in your car pool.
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| 624.24 | Philosophical ones | CRLTRX::treese | Win Treese, Cambridge Research Lab | Fri Apr 21 1989 21:47 | 5 |
| Nihilist:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
No one.
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| 624.25 | | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Soaring to new heights | Sat Apr 22 1989 04:20 | 1 |
| "No one" who?
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| 624.26 | | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP Engrng | Sat Apr 22 1989 14:38 | 1 |
| " ".
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| 624.27 | for classical(?) music(?) lovers | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Thu May 25 1989 17:36 | 54 |
| The following is copied without permission from the CLASSICAL_MUSIC notesfile:
<<< CITZEN::DUA1:[NOTES$LIBRARY]CLASSICAL_MUSIC.NOTE;1 >>>
-< Classical Music >-
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Note 98.10 Humor (or Humour) About Music 10 of 10
BUFFER::MUTH "Asps, very dangerous. You go first" 41 lines 25-MAY-1989 09:18
-< Knock knock... >-
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Path: sousa!shlump.dec.com!decwrl!shelby!rutgers!uwvax!dogie.macc.wisc.edu!indr
From: [email protected] (Sir Sydney)
Newsgroups: rec.music.classical
Subject: Musical 'knock knock'
Keywords: flames to /dev/null
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: 24 May 89 18:44:03 GMT
Reply-To: [email protected] (Sir Sydney)
Organization: U of Denver
Lines: 29
I work at a classical record store and the director of Opera Colorado told
me this joke:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Who's there??
Knock, knock
Who's there?!?!
Knock, knock
Who's there?!!!!
Knock, knock
Who's there!!!!!!!
Knock, knock
WHO'S THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Philip Glass.
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| 624.28 | | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP Engrng | Thu May 25 1989 19:59 | 4 |
| Re: <<< Note 624.27 by IJSAPL::ELSENAAR "Fractal of the universe" >>>
Huh?
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| 624.29 | | WAGON::DONHAM | I'll see it when I believe it. | Thu May 25 1989 20:15 | 6 |
| > Huh?
Mr. Glass' music is, ah, a bit REpeTItious.
Perry
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| 624.30 | | TKOV51::DIAMOND | This note is illegal tender. | Wed May 02 1990 09:26 | 16 |
| Re .18
> And finally , the Irish (or Belgian or Polish) Knock Knock.
> SmartyPants : Did you hear the Irish Knock Knock ?
> Paddy : No
> Smartypants : Ok you start
> Paddy : Knock Knock
> Smartypants : Whos There ?
> Paddy looks stupid.
Anonymous : Did you hear the Newfie Knock Knock joke?
Dr. L.J.Dickey : No
Anonymous : Ok you start
(one second, that's just one second, passes)
Dr. L.J.Dickey : Did you hear the Newfie Knock Knock joke?
(and in answer to my question, he assured that he had not heard it before.)
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| 624.31 | in the same vein... | CALS::GELINEAU | | Tue Sep 21 1993 11:19 | 12 |
| How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on him!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
-too ashamed to sign
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