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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

603.0. "Cherry Mistmas to All !" by KAOFS::S_BROOK (Here today and here again tomorrow) Fri Dec 23 1988 15:56

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603.1and a Nappy Ewe Yarn!IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Dec 23 1988 16:330
603.2merry kiss mooseAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 24 1988 03:300
603.3we merry you a wishey ChristmasWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Dec 24 1988 04:051
    
603.4and a Hippy New Year!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 28 1988 15:520
603.5shades of tree worship!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 28 1988 16:355
    Re .4:
    
    Don't'cha mean "Happy Yew Near"?
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
603.6Yappy Hew NearKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 28 1988 17:021
    At a gathering of friends ^
603.7moreLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Thu Dec 29 1988 03:348
    this from a friend:
    
    Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys!
    
    (also "wreck the halls with trowels, by golly")
     and "Good King Wenceslas backed out on a piece of Stephen"
     and "See the blazing Yulebee Forest")
    
603.8more stillKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 29 1988 16:1819

>        Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys!

On a similar shopping note, especially those looking at the bills after
this expensive time of year ....
    
    Joy to the world, the mall's on fire !
    
    Then there was the kids saying in England, back in the days of just
    two TV channels, ITV (Independent, commercial) and BBC (publicly
    owned, non-commercial) ....

       While shepherds washed their socks by night
       while watching I T V
       the angel of the Lord came down
       and turned to B B C
    
    
603.9Christmas trivia questionBLAS03::FORBESBill Forbes - LDP SysEngFri Dec 30 1988 03:5413
    Which of you victims of the information explosion can correctly
    identify the author of this little piece of doggerel?
    
    
        Deck us all with Boston Charley
        Walla walla wash an' Kalamazoo
        Nora's freezin' on the trolley
        Swaller dollar cauliflower alley karoo!
    
    
    Tell me I'm not the only one whose mind is cluttered with such stuff!

    Bill
603.10CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 30 1988 14:007
    
    I am old enough to remember and if my memory is correct, 
    it is from Pogo.
    
    But wait! There's more! Pogo is soon to return to your
    local comics!
    jc
603.11For those who've never heard of Pogo...AITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIFri Dec 30 1988 14:5611
    _Pogo_ is/was a comic strip written/drawn by Walt Kelly, starting in
    the 1930s or so.  It was almost certainly the first long-running
    politically-oriented comic strip, and it featured animal inhabitants
    of Okefenokee Swamp (located in Florida or Georgia).  Pogo was a
    'possum.
    
    Much of the humor (e.g. "Deck the halls...")  seems to have survived
    the decades fairly well, since I enjoyed much of it as a kid in the
    60s and 70s.
    
    >Mark
603.12memoriesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Dec 30 1988 17:2224
    Re Pogo:
    
    The whole Christmas Carol went on:
    
    Don't you know Archaic Barrel ...
    
    Oh, I forgot the rest.
    
    There was another that didn't get beyond the first line.  It started:
    
         "Good King Sauerkraut looked out
         "On his feets uneven ..."
    
    I think Churchy LeFemme (the turtle) started to sing this one.
    
    He was interrupted by:
    
    Owl:  Wensislaus! [sp?]
    Chl:  What?      
    Owl:  Wensislaus!  Wensislaus is king!
    Chl:  Really?  I didn't even hear that King Sauerkraut was under
          the weather, much less dead....
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
603.13But wait...There's more!BLAS03::FORBESBill Forbes - LDP SysEngFri Dec 30 1988 18:0214
    Re: .12
    
>   There was another that didn't get beyond the first line.  It started:
>                                                                   
>         "Good King Sauerkraut looked out                          
>         "On his feets uneven ..."                                 
         
    
    "...where the snoo lay round about
    All kerchoo achievin'
    
    'Snoo'? What's 'Snoo'?
    
    Nothin' much. What's new with you?
603.14Where to get itCRLVMS::TREESEWin Treese, Cambridge Research LabSat Dec 31 1988 05:578
    I think that the "Boston Charlie" song is reprinted in the collection
    _Outrageously_Pogo_ (by Walt Kelly, of course).
    
    If not, it is undoubtedly in one of the other Pogo collections,
    available at fine bookstores everywhere.
    
    	- Win
    
603.15soem moreLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Jan 03 1989 08:0437
    G'day,
    
    
    And on
    
    While shepheards washed their soup by night,
    all seated round the pot,
    A great lump of soot came down
    and spoiled the flippin' lot
    
    
    We three kings of orient are
    flogging soap at thruppence a bar,
    chocolate sevenpence, mars bar elevenpence
    driving around in a mini car
    
    
    A scout one
    ....
    
    
    We three kings of orient are.
    BANG
    (finger to lip) ssshhhhhh
    
    We two kings of Orient are.
    BANG
    (finger to lip) ssshhhhhh
    
    I one king of Orient are.
    BANG
    (finger to lip) ssshhhhhh
    
    Silent night.....
    
    derek
    
603.16And Yet Another OneUSIV02::CSR201Lost in a fogWed Jan 04 1989 05:106
    Tis the season for bankruptcy, fa la la la la, la la, la, la.
    
    (Just one I heard way back when)
    
    
    >>DAVID<<
603.17"Don we now our gay apparel..."COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jan 04 1989 19:212
    Sung by transvestites?
    
603.18RUTLND::DDAUGHERTYWed Jan 04 1989 20:017
    
    
    
    
    
                   TIS THE SEASON TO GET MESSED UP!!