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| 603.1 | and a Nappy Ewe Yarn! | IJSAPL::ELSENAAR | Fractal of the universe | Fri Dec 23 1988 16:33 | 0 | 
| 603.2 | merry kiss moose | AITG::DERAMO | Daniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'Eramo | Sat Dec 24 1988 03:30 | 0 | 
| 603.3 | we merry you a wishey Christmas | WMOIS::B_REINKE | Mirabile dictu | Sat Dec 24 1988 04:05 | 1 | 
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| 603.4 | and a Hippy New Year! | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 28 1988 15:52 | 0 | 
| 603.5 | shades of tree worship! | FLASH1::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason. | Wed Dec 28 1988 16:35 | 5 | 
|  |     Re .4:
    
    Don't'cha mean "Happy Yew Near"?
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 603.6 | Yappy Hew Near | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Wed Dec 28 1988 17:02 | 1 | 
|  |     At a gathering of friends ^
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| 603.7 | more | LEZAH::BOBBITT | so wired I could broadcast... | Thu Dec 29 1988 03:34 | 8 | 
|  |     this from a friend:
    
    Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys!
    
    (also "wreck the halls with trowels, by golly")
     and "Good King Wenceslas backed out on a piece of Stephen"
     and "See the blazing Yulebee Forest")
    
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| 603.8 | more still | KAOFS::S_BROOK | Here today and here again tomorrow | Thu Dec 29 1988 16:18 | 19 | 
|  | 
>        Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys!
On a similar shopping note, especially those looking at the bills after
this expensive time of year ....
    
    Joy to the world, the mall's on fire !
    
    Then there was the kids saying in England, back in the days of just
    two TV channels, ITV (Independent, commercial) and BBC (publicly
    owned, non-commercial) ....
       While shepherds washed their socks by night
       while watching I T V
       the angel of the Lord came down
       and turned to B B C
    
    
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| 603.9 | Christmas trivia question | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng | Fri Dec 30 1988 03:54 | 13 | 
|  |     Which of you victims of the information explosion can correctly
    identify the author of this little piece of doggerel?
    
    
        Deck us all with Boston Charley
        Walla walla wash an' Kalamazoo
        Nora's freezin' on the trolley
        Swaller dollar cauliflower alley karoo!
    
    
    Tell me I'm not the only one whose mind is cluttered with such stuff!
    Bill
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| 603.10 |  | CSSE::CIUFFINI | God must be a Gemini... | Fri Dec 30 1988 14:00 | 7 | 
|  |     
    I am old enough to remember and if my memory is correct, 
    it is from Pogo.
    
    But wait! There's more! Pogo is soon to return to your
    local comics!
    jc
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| 603.11 | For those who've never heard of Pogo... | AITG::TRUMPLER | Taking the 'I' out of AI | Fri Dec 30 1988 14:56 | 11 | 
|  |     _Pogo_ is/was a comic strip written/drawn by Walt Kelly, starting in
    the 1930s or so.  It was almost certainly the first long-running
    politically-oriented comic strip, and it featured animal inhabitants
    of Okefenokee Swamp (located in Florida or Georgia).  Pogo was a
    'possum.
    
    Much of the humor (e.g. "Deck the halls...")  seems to have survived
    the decades fairly well, since I enjoyed much of it as a kid in the
    60s and 70s.
    
    >Mark
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| 603.12 | memories | MARKER::KALLIS | Anger's no replacement for reason | Fri Dec 30 1988 17:22 | 24 | 
|  |     Re Pogo:
    
    The whole Christmas Carol went on:
    
    Don't you know Archaic Barrel ...
    
    Oh, I forgot the rest.
    
    There was another that didn't get beyond the first line.  It started:
    
         "Good King Sauerkraut looked out
         "On his feets uneven ..."
    
    I think Churchy LeFemme (the turtle) started to sing this one.
    
    He was interrupted by:
    
    Owl:  Wensislaus! [sp?]
    Chl:  What?      
    Owl:  Wensislaus!  Wensislaus is king!
    Chl:  Really?  I didn't even hear that King Sauerkraut was under
          the weather, much less dead....
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 603.13 | But wait...There's more! | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng | Fri Dec 30 1988 18:02 | 14 | 
|  |     Re: .12
    
>   There was another that didn't get beyond the first line.  It started:
>                                                                   
>         "Good King Sauerkraut looked out                          
>         "On his feets uneven ..."                                 
         
    
    "...where the snoo lay round about
    All kerchoo achievin'
    
    'Snoo'? What's 'Snoo'?
    
    Nothin' much. What's new with you?
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| 603.14 | Where to get it | CRLVMS::TREESE | Win Treese, Cambridge Research Lab | Sat Dec 31 1988 05:57 | 8 | 
|  |     I think that the "Boston Charlie" song is reprinted in the collection
    _Outrageously_Pogo_ (by Walt Kelly, of course).
    
    If not, it is undoubtedly in one of the other Pogo collections,
    available at fine bookstores everywhere.
    
    	- Win
    
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| 603.15 | soem more | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | Prussiking up the rope of life! | Tue Jan 03 1989 08:04 | 37 | 
|  |     G'day,
    
    
    And on
    
    While shepheards washed their soup by night,
    all seated round the pot,
    A great lump of soot came down
    and spoiled the flippin' lot
    
    
    We three kings of orient are
    flogging soap at thruppence a bar,
    chocolate sevenpence, mars bar elevenpence
    driving around in a mini car
    
    
    A scout one
    ....
    
    
    We three kings of orient are.
    BANG
    (finger to lip) ssshhhhhh
    
    We two kings of Orient are.
    BANG
    (finger to lip) ssshhhhhh
    
    I one king of Orient are.
    BANG
    (finger to lip) ssshhhhhh
    
    Silent night.....
    
    derek
    
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| 603.16 | And Yet Another One | USIV02::CSR201 | Lost in a fog | Wed Jan 04 1989 05:10 | 6 | 
|  |     Tis the season for bankruptcy, fa la la la la, la la, la, la.
    
    (Just one I heard way back when)
    
    
    >>DAVID<<
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| 603.17 | "Don we now our gay apparel..." | COOKIE::DEVINE | Bob Devine, CXN | Wed Jan 04 1989 19:21 | 2 | 
|  |     Sung by transvestites?
    
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| 603.18 |  | RUTLND::DDAUGHERTY |  | Wed Jan 04 1989 20:01 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
    
    
    
                   TIS THE SEASON TO GET MESSED UP!!
    
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