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Posting history for user CSSE::CIUFFINI

351 notes across 14 conferences

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19010::CIUFFINI6Wed Jul 27 1994Tue Oct 11 1994God must be a Gemini...
26116::CIUFFINI2Fri May 17 1996Fri May 17 1996God must be a Gemini...
57456::CIUFFINI3Wed Nov 02 1988Fri Feb 10 1989God must be a Gemini...
57838::CIUFFINI14Sun Dec 17 1995Mon Feb 12 1996God must be a Gemini...
7242::CIUFFINI7Tue Mar 12 1991Fri Mar 22 1991God must be a Gemini...
BIGVAX::CIUFFINI1Mon Dec 19 1988Mon Dec 19 1988God must be a Gemini...
CPDW::CIUFFINI480Fri Jul 12 1991Wed Feb 08 1995God must be a Gemini...
CTPCSA::CIUFFINI21Fri Feb 16 1996Fri May 31 1996God must be a Gemini...
CURTIS::CIUFFINI2Wed Nov 09 1994Wed Nov 09 1994God must be a Gemini...
EVER::CIUFFINI29Mon Dec 18 1995Tue Mar 19 1996God must be a Gemini...
MEMIT::CIUFFINI89Fri Feb 17 1995Wed Nov 29 1995God must be a Gemini...
MODEL::CIUFFINI260Mon Mar 19 1990Thu Jun 20 1991God must be a Gemini...
ORAREP::CTPCSA::CIUFFINI1Wed Feb 14 1996Wed Feb 14 1996God must be a Gemini...
58262::CIUFFINI2Tue Apr 12 1988Wed Apr 13 1988If my Personal Name were a song, it
AMUSED::CIUFFINI16Thu Apr 28 1988Tue Sep 13 1988If my Personal Name were a song, it
CURIUS::CIUFFINI161Thu Nov 19 1987Fri Sep 16 1988If my Personal Name were a song, it
PRESTO::CIUFFINI11Tue Mar 15 1988Wed Apr 27 1988If my Personal Name were a song, it
THATS::CIUFFINI1Fri Mar 25 1988Fri Mar 25 1988If my Personal Name were a song, it
PRISM::CIUFFINI12Mon Oct 06 1986Fri Oct 24 1986Note_ing - Cocaine of the network
PRORAT::CIUFFINI166Fri Feb 15 1985Thu Mar 05 1987Peggy Perkins,where are you?
4GL::HARISH10Tue Aug 02 1994Wed Apr 19 1995God must be a Gemini...

Summary of Posts

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Posts		Conference Title
thebay::joyoflex284The Joy of Lex
orarep::nomahs::dbms19VAX DBMS
clt::vax_basic12Discussions on VAX BASIC
helix::ctnoteschive:ctnotesV711CT Development/Support Notes
turris::pascal6DEC Pascal Notes
noted::hackers4** Hackers **
tallis::stamps_n_coins4*** Stamps and Coins ***
metoo::toolshed3TOOLSHED
vaxaxp::notes$archive:vmsnotes_v62VMS and more...
cdsrv::askenet_v42Generic Questions for the EASYnet Note Community
7.286::digital1The Digital way of working
abbott::content-retrieval1Document and text processing based on content
noetic::stars1STARS data retrieval tool - See note 1145 for V2.6-4 info
rusure::nintendo1Nintendo Game Systems

Conference helix::ctnoteschive:ctnotesV7 (CT Development/Support Notes)

11 posts
TOPIC 907.0 Problem using PFT
907.8Fri Feb 17 1989 12:58 ... look in the PRO/COM file transfer setups ... 5 lines
TOPIC 1731.0 Baffling lock-up on my PRO
1731.1Sun Oct 02 1988 12:34 ... More information is needed. ... 13 lines
TOPIC 1768.0 Pro/Basic V1.0 and comms port
1768.1Thu Nov 10 1988 12:06 ... No can do on V1.0 ... 6 lines
TOPIC 1797.0 New POS user problems
1797.21Mon Dec 19 1988 13:20 ... PRO/COMM ... 5 lines
TOPIC 1833.0 Pro spell checker
1833.2Wed Feb 01 1989 13:35 ... In by notes, out by mail? ... 5 lines
TOPIC 1839.0 LAT Access to my pro ?
1839.1Wed Feb 08 1989 09:49 ... sorry ... 5 lines
TOPIC 1852.0 How do you send to Message Board?
1852.2Tue Mar 07 1989 09:31 ... sample ... 43 lines
TOPIC 1859.0 LA100 prints 29l at top of document
1859.5Wed Mar 22 1989 08:52 ... LA100-AA is not LA100-PC ... 14 lines
TOPIC 1863.0 V1.7 SYSDRV Error When Booting
1863.1Fri Apr 07 1989 15:27 ... a possible/plausible reason ... 11 lines
TOPIC 1891.0 Has anybody seen this before??
1891.3Tue Jun 13 1989 10:21 ... There are bad blocks and there are BAD blocks ... 18 lines
TOPIC 1969.0 RD31 PC350 PO/S V2.0.
1969.5Thu Nov 30 1989 09:13 ... for a definitive answer, ... 3 lines

Conference 7.286::digital (The Digital way of working)

1 posts
TOPIC 1006.0 Profanity in the workplace.
1006.67Thu Jan 25 1990 16:40 ... Megatrends didn't discuss this ... 5 lines

Conference orarep::nomahs::dbms (VAX DBMS)

19 posts
TOPIC 684.0 DBO/CLOSE/ABORT=DELPRC vs STOP PROC/ID
684.9Wed Feb 08 1989 16:06 ... dbo/close :== dbo/close/abort ? ... 16 lines
TOPIC 737.0 DBMS Documentation
737.1Tue Dec 06 1988 11:54 ... one company, one order number? ... 7 lines
737.2Tue Dec 06 1988 12:07 ... Not 42! ... 4 lines
TOPIC808.0Tue Oct 18 1988 12:31 ... Help with File Access conflict ... 28 lines
808.2Tue Oct 18 1988 13:34 ... more info? .... 16 lines
808.5Tue Oct 18 1988 17:32 ... No users attached/bound to the db ... 12 lines
808.8Fri Oct 21 1988 17:26 ... When things work, you learn very little ... 13 lines
808.9Tue Oct 25 1988 09:02 ... When things fail, you sometimes learn why ... 7 lines
TOPIC814.0Tue Oct 25 1988 12:39 ... Many records are cold but few are frozen? ... 12 lines
814.2Wed Oct 26 1988 08:48 ... documentation? ... 4 lines
814.4Wed Oct 26 1988 12:29 ... Where to find it is 1/2 the battle ... 14 lines
814.6Fri Oct 28 1988 13:10 ... Winter's coming - check the logs! ... 12 lines
814.9Mon Oct 31 1988 12:23 ... Can't wait for that new doc set ... 3 lines
TOPIC819.0Mon Oct 31 1988 16:47 ... DBO and display restriction? ... 13 lines
819.2Mon Oct 31 1988 20:41 ... DBQ :== Data Beyond Query ... :-) 7 lines
819.3Tue Nov 01 1988 11:03 ... records should be seen and not interred ...:-) 7 lines
TOPIC942.0Thu May 04 1989 18:28 ... DBMS programming and error handling ... 48 lines
942.2Fri May 05 1989 10:45 ... many thanks!!! ... 27 lines
942.4Mon May 08 1989 14:17 ... Thanks /option="/a 10^6" ... 10 lines

Conference turris::pascal (DEC Pascal Notes)

6 posts
TOPIC 517.0 TRAPPING CONTROL C, CONTROL-Z, CONTROL-Y
517.2Thu Oct 30 1986 13:00 See User's Guide Appen - F 9 lines
TOPIC518.0Mon Nov 03 1986 17:21 Good time wasted finding good time.... 67 lines
518.4Tue Nov 04 1986 08:33 working on mysteries without any clues... 15 lines
518.5Tue Nov 04 1986 08:45 Documentation contact ? 14 lines
518.10Tue Nov 04 1986 12:48 and to tie the final strands... 7 lines
TOPIC 1545.0 need help on vax pascal
1545.1Tue Mar 06 1990 12:24 ... Delete the line numbers ... 8 lines

Conference vaxaxp::notes$archive:vmsnotes_v6 (VMS and more... )

2 posts
TOPIC2672.0Fri Sep 22 1989 14:50 $GETSYI requires 15 char SYI$_NODENAME? 20 lines
2672.2Fri Sep 22 1989 16:31 ... System Communication Software ? ... 2 lines

Conference abbott::content-retrieval (Document and text processing based on content)

1 posts
TOPIC 31.0 Indexed by word system (DB) .
31.1Wed Apr 19 1989 13:56 ... STARS is an instantiation of this concept ... 6 lines

Conference cdsrv::askenet_v4 (Generic Questions for the EASYnet Note Community)

2 posts
TOPIC 1648.0 Why do they say SIXTEEN when I only get THREE?
1648.11Thu May 25 1989 10:13 ... another possibility ... 8 lines
TOPIC1676.0Tue Jun 06 1989 17:13 ... Rameses Exhibit ? ... 7 lines

Conference clt::vax_basic (Discussions on VAX BASIC)

12 posts
TOPIC 671.0 LN03-printable manuals?
671.9Thu Jan 18 1990 13:38 ... Would a Doc lie? :-) ... 17 lines
TOPIC943.0Fri Sep 15 1989 14:07 ... Index file question ... 28 lines
943.2Fri Sep 15 1989 16:53 Merci! 10 lines
TOPIC949.0Thu Sep 21 1989 16:45 ... Hibernate/WAKEUP vs. SLEEP ... 20 lines
949.3Fri Sep 22 1989 14:20 ... with thanks ... 11 lines
TOPIC965.0Fri Oct 06 1989 14:40 ... Does PUT do a $FLUSH for me? ... 17 lines
965.2Mon Oct 09 1989 14:27 .. I had, but it didn't ... 14 lines
965.3Wed Oct 25 1989 14:02 ... USEROPEN and FAB$V_DFW ... 9 lines
965.5Thu Dec 07 1989 15:48 ... And yet another try ... 78 lines
965.7Fri Dec 08 1989 08:40 ... just following the documentation :-) ... 11 lines
965.9Fri Dec 08 1989 10:17 ... One mans's reference is another man's value ... 10 lines
TOPIC 1020.0 How do I detect EOF?
1020.1Tue Nov 21 1989 14:17 ... what is the declaration for READY? ... 43 lines

Conference metoo::toolshed (TOOLSHED)

3 posts
TOPIC 692.0 ?Call Logging Utility Required
692.7Fri Oct 07 1988 10:19 ... Pointers ... 8 lines
TOPIC760.0Fri Apr 07 1989 11:33 ... Korrect-o-Spell tool? ... 17 lines
760.3Mon Apr 10 1989 11:53 ... Thanks! ... 8 lines

Conference noetic::stars (STARS data retrieval tool - See note 1145 for V2.6-4 info)

1 posts
TOPIC 394.0 Format file/update broken by STARS V2.4-5
394.1Thu Dec 21 1989 07:45 ... Seems that it is required ... 8 lines

Conference noted::hackers (** Hackers **)

4 posts
TOPIC847.0Mon Dec 11 1989 13:01 Values for GETSYI(NODENAME), etc.. where from? 17 lines
847.3Mon Dec 11 1989 16:11 ... Thanks, but not what I need to know ... 16 lines
847.8Tue Dec 12 1989 08:34 ... Thanks ... 4 lines
847.12Fri Dec 15 1989 10:30 ... the problem is getting more well defined. thanks! ... 19 lines

Conference rusure::nintendo (Nintendo Game Systems)

1 posts
TOPIC 12.0 Super Mario Brothers
12.204Wed Mar 29 1989 14:09 ... strange but true ... 18 lines

Conference tallis::stamps_n_coins (*** Stamps and Coins ***)

4 posts
TOPIC 16.0 Stamp Dealers ?
16.4Wed Nov 26 1986 12:19 Linn's Stamp news ... 14 lines
TOPIC322.0Thu May 25 1989 10:36 ... articles in another language ... 15 lines
322.4Tue May 30 1989 13:55 ... Danke, merci, ama-sig-inalo, grazie ... 13 lines
TOPIC 381.0 Authoritative Apprasials: Where?
381.2Wed Nov 22 1989 12:38 ... It's probably a DIY project ... 30 lines

Conference thebay::joyoflex (The Joy of Lex)

284 posts
TOPIC 9.0 Pun Break
9.163Tue Jan 03 1989 18:03 ... ... 7 lines
TOPIC 28.0 Interesting Signs..
28.227Wed Sep 06 1989 20:03 ... cleanliness is next to .... 9 lines
TOPIC 33.0 Mixed Metaphors
33.37Thu Oct 27 1988 13:41 ... hurdle a bridge? ... 2 lines
TOPIC 178.0 Sniglets to snicker at
178.16Tue Jan 03 1989 20:22 ... another ... 5 lines
TOPIC 396.0 Word association-football
396.5054Mon Sep 19 1988 17:29 Law Firm -> Cheeks flabby 1 lines
396.5065Mon Sep 19 1988 22:26 facelift -> Otis' facade 5 lines
396.5099Wed Sep 21 1988 00:15 candle <= bell, book and 1 lines
396.5111Wed Sep 21 1988 15:33 is for those...drugs -> non dop(e)is mentis 1 lines
396.5132Wed Sep 21 1988 20:01 Safariphone -> Kenya has trunk lines :-) 1 lines
396.5136Wed Sep 21 1988 23:58 bushelish behemoth -> Republigargantuanous 2 lines
396.5154Thu Sep 22 1988 18:38 Cat in the Hat -> Bird in the Bush 1 lines
396.5158Thu Sep 22 1988 23:52 forehand smash -> Shoot the Moon 5 lines
396.5179Fri Sep 23 1988 20:26 Nerd Lunch -> 2 Sliderules and a pocket protector 1 lines
396.5209Mon Sep 26 1988 18:35 oh what a beautiful day -> Doris ? 1 lines
396.5266Thu Sep 29 1988 17:01 bedraggled -> be dragged or be led 1 lines
396.5270Thu Sep 29 1988 17:57 Dawn comes to Marblehead -> Many marriages saved! 1 lines
396.5308Sun Oct 02 1988 17:40 a little late, etc. -> opportunity knocks twice... 1 lines
396.5345Wed Oct 05 1988 16:12 in the eye of the beholder -> Police 1 lines
396.5401Fri Oct 07 1988 14:41 sandy clothes -> true love/grit 1 lines
396.5415Fri Oct 07 1988 22:50 phffffffttt....gonzo! -> smoke and mirrors 1 lines
396.5450Tue Oct 11 1988 15:43 unless you live in Australia -> down under 3 lines
396.5456Tue Oct 11 1988 17:58 of Blahs -> tongue depressors 1 lines
396.5473Wed Oct 12 1988 16:51 a penny saved -> feeds a ceramic pig 1 lines
396.5548Tue Oct 18 1988 19:12 but hide itself -> chitterlins' 1 lines
396.5558Wed Oct 19 1988 15:15 Crime's oft unpunished -> Washington, D.C. 9 lines
396.5577Thu Oct 20 1988 14:38 rotten spell of weather -> Joan! 11 lines
396.5586Thu Oct 20 1988 23:08 no thanks, now fur cough -> Hidden message 1 lines
396.5598Fri Oct 21 1988 19:00 Cleopatra --> no nihilist she! 1 lines
396.5601Fri Oct 21 1988 22:18 Smile -> My goal, 5700 1 lines
396.5613Mon Oct 24 1988 13:42 raindrops keep falling... -> shampoo of the gods 1 lines
396.5620Mon Oct 24 1988 17:17 1984 -> Big Bro' 1 lines
396.5635Tue Oct 25 1988 17:15 See Logan Run -> the movie or the airport? 2 lines
396.5672Thu Oct 27 1988 13:44 ? huh ? -> Atilla the 1 lines
396.5690Thu Oct 27 1988 21:56 prodigy -> apogee 1 lines
396.5720Fri Oct 28 1988 20:37 zapped -> Mothers of Invention 1 lines
396.5747Mon Oct 31 1988 22:49 Let's have a barrel of fun. -> Niagara Falls 1 lines
396.5758Tue Nov 01 1988 18:09 WILL YOU STAY ON YOUR BACK!?!?! -> Suntanner 1 lines
396.5773Tue Nov 01 1988 22:51 croissants -> French bugs 1 lines
396.5800Thu Nov 03 1988 15:00 e -> natural logs 1 lines
396.5809Thu Nov 03 1988 20:01 bells -> of St Mary's 1 lines
396.5830Fri Nov 04 1988 18:21 gotta be, so is de off fence -> dis mus be Brooklyn 1 lines
396.5848Mon Nov 07 1988 16:57 Lex Luther's been busy -> the joy of Lex ? 1 lines
396.5857Mon Nov 07 1988 19:00 Anthony - > and not even Wednesday! 1 lines
396.5925Wed Nov 09 1988 16:39 Sgt. Pepper -> Billy Shears 1 lines
396.5926Wed Nov 09 1988 16:42 (*) -> Donovan 5 lines
396.6022Thu Nov 10 1988 18:21 Zorro -> Zorro + Zorro = Zorro 1 lines
396.6052Fri Nov 11 1988 15:30 jingle bells -> Noel (coward) 1 lines
396.6094Mon Nov 14 1988 15:12 NETWORK PARTNER EXCITED! -> Risque Net 1 lines
396.6098Mon Nov 14 1988 16:28 gender gap closed -> will reopen after alterations 1 lines
396.6108Mon Nov 14 1988 18:35 musta been in the Three Crowns -> no, Camelot 1 lines
396.6155Tue Nov 15 1988 20:40 last bug -> cockroach 1 lines
396.6180Wed Nov 16 1988 16:16 brain damage -> cell(f) destruction 1 lines
396.6185Wed Nov 16 1988 17:49 or it fall down -> justa got offa da boat 1 lines
396.6196Wed Nov 16 1988 21:42 full + ..no money -> proposition 7 lines
396.6201Wed Nov 16 1988 22:59 tested -> tasted 1 lines
396.6230Thu Nov 17 1988 18:37 who,me? -> Miss Piggy 1 lines
396.6238Thu Nov 17 1988 22:05 digger -> Haight-Ashbury 1 lines
396.6259Fri Nov 18 1988 18:35 football... -> pigskin personnel plurals 1 lines
396.6265Fri Nov 18 1988 22:51 General Tom Thumb -> hand picks troops 1 lines
396.6285Mon Nov 21 1988 15:35 static [not dynamic] -> embarassing wrinkles 1 lines
396.6325Tue Nov 22 1988 21:26 cardiovirus -> Jimi ( in '69 style ) 1 lines
396.6341Wed Nov 23 1988 16:31 over the river.... -> Frost 1 lines
396.6359Wed Nov 23 1988 22:14 fowl play -> tomorrow is Thanksgiving... 1 lines
396.6398Mon Nov 28 1988 18:48 you Jane-> U-haul-> Season's Greetings to U-all 1 lines
396.6454Wed Nov 30 1988 15:49 wait for the bee -> about 5 grams? 1 lines
396.6605Mon Dec 05 1988 23:16 -> Sloop John B. 10 lines
396.6640Tue Dec 06 1988 18:37 Coal to Newcastle -> oil to salad 8 lines
396.6682Wed Dec 07 1988 18:40 stupid steer -> been punched too oft 1 lines
396.6690Wed Dec 07 1988 20:44 lazy meat -> lazy faire 1 lines
396.6718Thu Dec 08 1988 15:06 overweight stewardess -> carry-on baggage... :-) 1 lines
396.6734Thu Dec 08 1988 18:53 Holiday spirit -> Holiday Inn 2 lines
396.6736Thu Dec 08 1988 18:55 ghost of Xmas past -> who wants ystrdys spirits? 1 lines
396.6742Thu Dec 08 1988 21:32 10 year old brandy -> 9 bottles of beer ( dark ) 1 lines
396.6757Fri Dec 09 1988 18:16 time to go home -> T.G.I.F 1 lines
396.6763Fri Dec 09 1988 21:56 Hot Lips -> Burning Love 1 lines
396.6786Mon Dec 12 1988 16:56 optical illusion -> Escher ( who else?) 1 lines
396.6791Mon Dec 12 1988 18:43 the Devil made me do it -> So said Miss Jones... 1 lines
396.6812Tue Dec 13 1988 14:20 All the W's a S -> and many people ride shotgun 1 lines
396.6824Tue Dec 13 1988 17:48 free bees -> L M N O B S... 1 lines
396.6862Wed Dec 14 1988 19:19 profile -> chicken coop 1 lines
396.6881Wed Dec 14 1988 23:10 Dunlop.... -> another TIREd pun... :-) 1 lines
396.6915Thu Dec 15 1988 22:55 a veinous task -> some ran on RSX! 1 lines
396.6975Sat Dec 17 1988 22:02 M&Ms 'N' Ice Cream -> Is that the story of O? 1 lines
396.6992Mon Dec 19 1988 17:35 watch the heartburn -> not a second glance... 1 lines
396.6998Mon Dec 19 1988 19:12 t' call of the wild -> written on the subway walls 1 lines
396.7002Mon Dec 19 1988 20:02 7X (?) -> No thanks... Too much cholestrol! 1 lines
396.7014Mon Dec 19 1988 23:12 sled -> A. O. Schwartz 1 lines
396.7030Tue Dec 20 1988 17:39 la la la la la ... -> Lakers in practice... 1 lines
396.7033Tue Dec 20 1988 18:37 ivy league -> hospital school 1 lines
396.7038Tue Dec 20 1988 21:07 heart-shaped noses -> cauliflower ears 1 lines
396.7047Wed Dec 21 1988 03:30 leisure suits & Pet Rocks -> tacky trivia... 1 lines
396.7058Wed Dec 21 1988 16:24 burglary -> C.O.D. 1 lines
396.7098Tue Dec 27 1988 16:13 portable bathrooms -> outhouses with handles 1 lines
396.7108Tue Dec 27 1988 19:23 u -> ewe 1 lines
396.7113Wed Dec 28 1988 13:16 splash! -> Diving for Dollars? 1 lines
396.7127Wed Dec 28 1988 22:56 The Naked Truth -> Cloaked in falsehoods 1 lines
396.7141Thu Dec 29 1988 18:08 Why contribute then? -> Jerry says so! 1 lines
396.7147Thu Dec 29 1988 20:04 ecstacy -> often confused with asthma :-) 1 lines
396.7152Fri Dec 30 1988 14:01 Tovararish -> or to paint, that is the question. 1 lines
396.7175Sat Dec 31 1988 17:58 breaking ground -> removing a mud pack 1 lines
396.7191Tue Jan 03 1989 18:08 home -> domicile -> dome's aisle -> supermarket 1 lines
396.7250Thu Jan 05 1989 18:56 wrack -> and roll 6 lines
396.7268Fri Jan 06 1989 15:09 Wheelbarrow -> Joseph Cornell 1 lines
396.7274Fri Jan 06 1989 18:25 China Syndrome -> Fattening holiday dishes 1 lines
396.7302Mon Jan 09 1989 18:35 aramis -> skin scent 1 lines
396.7313Mon Jan 09 1989 22:39 for some it's gaol! -> imprisoned by their own lex 1 lines
396.7327Tue Jan 10 1989 16:46 Come, Cheetah ... -> monkey w/an 'eatable' complex 1 lines
396.7337Tue Jan 10 1989 19:23 Order in the Court!! -> The Pizza man delivers! 1 lines
396.7359Wed Jan 11 1989 14:44 half a fringe -> a used surrey? 1 lines
396.7378Wed Jan 11 1989 20:42 sex appeal -> did the earth move? 1 lines
396.7387Thu Jan 12 1989 14:31 Pittenweem -> two of college football's greats 1 lines
396.7434Fri Jan 13 1989 21:52 barbaric doll -> mobs moll 7 lines
396.7449Mon Jan 16 1989 18:51 I, Claudius -> Not another PBS special!!! 6 lines
396.7458Tue Jan 17 1989 14:52 la grande bouffe -> Alice's Restaurant 1 lines
396.7462Tue Jan 17 1989 16:17 a charging horde -> Valley girls... 1 lines
396.7488Wed Jan 18 1989 18:47 mho's the better -> parallel, non-series comments 1 lines
396.7498Wed Jan 18 1989 21:57 twisted W(ir=e) -> con fused! 1 lines
396.7515Thu Jan 19 1989 20:00 you call that a good time? -> Socrates would! 7 lines
396.7528Fri Jan 20 1989 18:43 Russian roulette -> CCCP chips 1 lines
396.7531Fri Jan 20 1989 19:58 K w/G on Ritz -> Hollywood crackers? 1 lines
396.7541Mon Jan 23 1989 18:56 Great Train Robbery -> One Track Mind 1 lines
396.7546Mon Jan 23 1989 20:23 steamboat - California raisins 4 lines
396.7565Tue Jan 24 1989 18:57 fish gotta swim -> buoys will be buoys 1 lines
396.7567Tue Jan 24 1989 19:49 say the gulls -> at the doo drop in/on 5 lines
396.7581Wed Jan 25 1989 15:44 Bloody Mary -> vindshield vipers 2 lines
396.7585Wed Jan 25 1989 21:43 animal dentistry -> moler molars ? 1 lines
396.7590Thu Jan 26 1989 15:46 DVN broadcast of Morton Downey -> The mouth that roared 1 lines
396.7599Fri Jan 27 1989 15:05 The Lost Supper -> Lost in America 3 lines
396.7670Wed Feb 01 1989 19:28 alias Princess Greece -> Pal Joey 1 lines
396.7675Wed Feb 01 1989 22:30 Average Father -> Son of a gun! 1 lines
396.7686Thu Feb 02 1989 18:24 just because -> metaphysics 1 lines
396.7700Fri Feb 03 1989 15:12 A pox... -> mum's the word 1 lines
396.7708Fri Feb 03 1989 19:39 if you can't beat ... -> join the chorus 1 lines
396.7715Fri Feb 03 1989 22:15 The First Law -> The Golden Rule 1 lines
396.7741Mon Feb 06 1989 18:54 where ? -> ex-urbia 1 lines
396.7749Tue Feb 07 1989 15:31 all these alliterate people! -> powerfully prosaic persons 1 lines
396.7764Tue Feb 07 1989 22:00 H + s*6 -> gormand gastrointestinal gyrations 5 lines
396.7771Wed Feb 08 1989 14:41 Shylock -> ( au contraire ) shy key! 1 lines
396.7774Wed Feb 08 1989 17:17 beepbeepbeep ... -> some people are like that 2 lines
396.7777Wed Feb 08 1989 18:48 s-tops e-ven .... -> echoless canyons 1 lines
396.7807Thu Feb 09 1989 21:33 Steamboat Won't he? -> Ship out or shape up 1 lines
396.7836Fri Feb 10 1989 21:36 terrible-twos day -> three dog night 1 lines
396.7855Mon Feb 13 1989 15:33 mens insana, corpe sano -> not at Mardigras! 1 lines
396.7865Mon Feb 13 1989 20:34 laying down -> duck tails 1 lines
396.7879Tue Feb 14 1989 15:56 knock-knock -> the wurst of notes? 1 lines
396.7883Tue Feb 14 1989 17:29 That's humerus -> Never meta tarsil I didn't like 3 lines
396.7890Tue Feb 14 1989 21:48 or by burglarificatorizor -> 2nd story B & E 1 lines
396.7905Wed Feb 15 1989 16:04 Karkatoa -> Call a tow truck. 2 lines
396.7909Wed Feb 15 1989 18:46 call it "JIT" -> call it even 1 lines
396.7913Wed Feb 15 1989 21:44 conga dancing -> snare stroll 1 lines
396.7928Thu Feb 16 1989 14:56 cono -> the barbarian ( could have been from the ice age ) 1 lines
396.7937Thu Feb 16 1989 18:42 Baba Yaga -> Abba 1 lines
396.7962Fri Feb 17 1989 16:35 eyewitness sources -> seers ( C & seer ) 1 lines
396.7970Fri Feb 17 1989 18:52 smart elf -> Puck 1 lines
396.8023Tue Feb 21 1989 17:03 knickers -> barbers 1 lines
396.8028Tue Feb 21 1989 20:40 hedge trimmers -> bush wackers :-) 1 lines
396.8030Tue Feb 21 1989 21:32 Dukakis supporters -> suspense-ers... 1 lines
396.8065Thu Feb 23 1989 21:34 (Teddy) Bears' Picnic -> Dave Van Ronk 1 lines
396.8073Fri Feb 24 1989 16:04 vita levis -> life Levis (jeans) -> spandex 1 lines
396.8078Sat Feb 25 1989 22:50 flying fish -> flying tigers 1 lines
396.8094Mon Feb 27 1989 16:18 Siberia 6 lines
396.8108Tue Feb 28 1989 15:00 Star Trek -> burnt feet 1 lines
396.8120Tue Feb 28 1989 20:03 grass, [he said, sheepishly] -> wool, [he said, deceivingly] 1 lines
396.8125Tue Feb 28 1989 22:22 James -> 007, [he said, code-a-silly] 1 lines
396.8127Tue Feb 28 1989 22:49 mathematics + bee -> Queen 1 lines
396.8135Wed Mar 01 1989 17:47 Saints preserve us! -> Help us out of a *jam*! 1 lines
396.8137Wed Mar 01 1989 18:44 Strawberry Fields Forever -> toast to the Beatles 1 lines
396.8154Thu Mar 02 1989 19:01 hot jam -> toe jam football 2 lines
396.8165Fri Mar 03 1989 16:01 loose ends: ==> supplicant 3 lines
396.9000Wed Jun 07 1989 19:46 1 lines
396.9210Fri Jul 07 1989 21:36 action verbs -> see! spot! run! 1 lines
396.9293Wed Jul 19 1989 19:32 runnin' a little chilly this year -> Tex-Mex marathon 1 lines
396.9301Thu Jul 20 1989 19:59 grave engraving -> serious plates 1 lines
396.9323Mon Jul 24 1989 19:55 kinky - 'y' + 's' -> L-O-L-A, Lola... 1 lines
396.9347Thu Jul 27 1989 00:01 24 lines
396.9352Thu Jul 27 1989 16:01 toothbrush at eleven-thirty -> Chompers Ball? 1 lines
396.9369Fri Jul 28 1989 19:44 mooed mass -> anything's possible after Latin 1 lines
396.9378Mon Jul 31 1989 16:34 5 lines
396.9455Tue Aug 08 1989 16:26 grits -> trig(s) = (sine of rough) 1 lines
396.9494Fri Aug 11 1989 03:16 1 lines
396.9520Mon Aug 14 1989 19:40 Myth America -> Lady Luck 1 lines
396.9522Mon Aug 14 1989 22:06 Tonight -> Maria 5 lines
396.9745Thu Sep 07 1989 20:09 sol-fa -> daven-port 2 lines
396.9763Fri Sep 08 1989 17:02 Algonquin -> Mohawk(s) 1 lines
396.9765Fri Sep 08 1989 18:53 haircut(s) -> Snip, Snap and ? 1 lines
396.9770Fri Sep 08 1989 21:30 rollback -> masseuse 1 lines
396.9780Mon Sep 11 1989 19:45 Who is a famous Ohioan?-> Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young 2 lines
396.9788Mon Sep 11 1989 23:43 witches' ball -> oxymoron? 1 lines
396.9799Tue Sep 12 1989 18:22 chaos -> you must have seen my son's room! 6 lines
396.9801Tue Sep 12 1989 19:30 He'll manage to clean it -> Mr. Clean (-199) 1 lines
396.9826Thu Sep 14 1989 00:20 Elvira -> The Enquirer 7 lines
396.9841Thu Sep 14 1989 19:49 Sean Connery -> Oh! Oh! Seven! 1 lines
396.9854Fri Sep 15 1989 16:04 Kinks -> Sinks for Kids... 1 lines
396.9861Fri Sep 15 1989 18:48 ...without the head, please -> Never build an outhouse 1 lines
396.9870Sat Sep 16 1989 17:51 and love the children -> chove ( rhymes w/ stove) 1 lines
396.9883Mon Sep 18 1989 15:45 Moonshine -> ( an oldie ) In the still of the night 1 lines
396.9889Mon Sep 18 1989 17:06 maternity dress -> (another oldie ) Baby, It's you 1 lines
396.9894Mon Sep 18 1989 22:36 Wyoming -> Transcendental Meditation 1 lines
396.9901Tue Sep 19 1989 00:00 cow pies -> pie ala moo! 1 lines
396.9910Tue Sep 19 1989 17:34 the vinshield viper -> mosquitos 1 lines
396.9931Tue Sep 19 1989 23:16 Beer -> Student Prince 1 lines
396.9936Wed Sep 20 1989 00:02 cheap wine! -> "It's not fair!" (cheap whine) 1 lines
396.9943Wed Sep 20 1989 15:55 ladybug -> feminine software fault 2 lines
396.9950Wed Sep 20 1989 19:24 cole's law -> It was the old king's salad days 1 lines
396.9957Wed Sep 20 1989 21:41 talking chop -> head waiter... 1 lines
396.9971Thu Sep 21 1989 15:27 drafty -> axe 7 lines
396.9983Thu Sep 21 1989 18:03 brain -> Dylan 4 lines
396.9997Thu Sep 21 1989 19:59 Mac -> Burger Hell 4 lines
396.10001Thu Sep 21 1989 20:06 sardines + knife( earlier) + 10,000 -> miracle 1 lines
396.10027Fri Sep 22 1989 20:07 Mickey -> Finn -> Five $ -> Inexpensive 10 lines
396.10043Mon Sep 25 1989 22:44 Fab Four -> pre-soak, soak, wash, rinse 1 lines
396.10089Mon Oct 02 1989 18:55 user-surly software -> barbed wire negligee 1 lines
396.10091Mon Oct 02 1989 22:21 look, don't touch -> eyes on, hands off 1 lines
396.10096Wed Oct 04 1989 02:24 carry me home -> domiciled & docilated 1 lines
396.10100Wed Oct 04 1989 21:43 WIJZGYK -> WYSIWYG 1 lines
396.10111Fri Oct 06 1989 18:41 Dwell -> lewd (this reply rated PG) 4 lines
396.10138Tue Oct 10 1989 21:35 lawyers taking turns -> birdnapping 1 lines
396.10142Wed Oct 11 1989 16:45 hugalug -> left loose, right tight 4 lines
396.10153Thu Oct 12 1989 18:20 Pink Flamingos -> upright bathtub 3 lines
396.10179Tue Oct 17 1989 17:39 Grolsch -> I had a dog like that once, too! 1 lines
396.10250Tue Oct 31 1989 17:57 B...Ca., -> C...Ca. -> artichokes 2 lines
396.10264Thu Nov 02 1989 17:36 Garbage Trucks -> ACCVIOs... 3 lines
396.10393Thu Dec 07 1989 18:00 weld in argon -> Heavy Metal 1 lines
396.10417Thu Dec 14 1989 18:17 Freezing imprisoned sailor -> many are celled but few ar efrozen 1 lines
396.10448Wed Dec 27 1989 16:47 come to the FORK IN THE ROAD -> spoonerism 1 lines
396.10454Fri Dec 29 1989 18:27 Yum Yum!! -> Pledge 8 lines
396.10472Thu Jan 04 1990 17:59 Hydrochloric acid clear -> Chanticleer 1 lines
396.10503Wed Jan 10 1990 18:07 never start a land war in Asia -> West? More Land! 1 lines
396.10510Thu Jan 11 1990 15:30 forest fires -> DEC employs 1 lines
396.10527Mon Jan 15 1990 18:48 storing -> storying -> oral tradition 1 lines
396.10544Wed Jan 17 1990 18:45 diet -> when the cloth is the wrong color 1 lines
396.10560Fri Jan 19 1990 16:46 suite: judy blue eyes -> Thursdays and Saturdays 1 lines
396.10575Tue Jan 23 1990 18:01 canceled stamp-collector -> mared mailer maven 1 lines
396.10581Tue Jan 23 1990 21:17 blue suede shoes -> an old fruit jar 1 lines
396.10596Thu Jan 25 1990 17:51 Bumble the Beadle -> Rarely used football play 7 lines
396.10620Mon Jan 29 1990 17:25 cash cache -> coin collector 1 lines
396.10622Mon Jan 29 1990 20:49 I R S -> Ire ( or, I & I for you Rastas... ) 1 lines
396.10625Thu Feb 01 1990 16:06 pent-up demand -> Playboy release :-) 1 lines
396.10628Thu Feb 01 1990 20:22 Monte Christo -> three card monte 1 lines
396.10643Mon Feb 05 1990 18:48 great pumas - > ele(gant) fonts 1 lines
396.10660Wed Feb 07 1990 22:51 sowing circle -> quilters in a hula-hoop 1 lines
396.10665Thu Feb 08 1990 19:10 inyo nose wid a rubba hose -> critical condition 1 lines
396.10682Mon Feb 12 1990 17:50 volcanic froth -> Lava Soap 1 lines
396.10685Tue Feb 13 1990 15:02 Rooster Cogburn -> New York Strut 1 lines
396.10710Thu Feb 15 1990 16:03 dog in a Benneton sweater -> blind date 1 lines
396.10725Fri Feb 16 1990 20:04 Dr. Frankenstein -> Dogs and Suds 1 lines
396.10733Mon Feb 19 1990 18:09 Dance of the Seven Veils -> Sheer delight 1 lines
396.10742Tue Feb 20 1990 16:47 Opus -> Soup (as in Duck, Chicken, +y Sales ) 1 lines
396.10748Tue Feb 20 1990 21:07 gran'chillin -> GRAN'CHILLIN 1 lines
396.10759Wed Feb 21 1990 22:20 Gilligens Island -> GI 1 lines
396.10764Thu Feb 22 1990 18:41 blood -> colors 1 lines
396.10776Fri Feb 23 1990 18:46 shoofly pie -> Taylor Tot 9 lines
396.10783Mon Feb 26 1990 16:03 TV -> Clothes make the man ... :-) 1 lines
396.10785Mon Feb 26 1990 21:43 but woman makes the difference -> Amen ? 1 lines
396.10788Tue Feb 27 1990 16:44 Call me Ishmael -> Nubian 1 lines
396.10792Wed Feb 28 1990 14:54 testy -> What they do at the Salada Company... 1 lines
396.10795Wed Feb 28 1990 18:42 bag persons -> mafia 1 lines
396.10797Wed Feb 28 1990 20:35 concrete overshoes -> hard "souls" 1 lines
396.10804Thu Mar 01 1990 18:45 Everything! -> That's All, Folks! 1 lines
396.10807Thu Mar 01 1990 20:48 Credit Card Bill -> Rail Road Bill 1 lines
396.10811Fri Mar 02 1990 15:12 Los Angeles' Air! -> Chicago's Air! (Jordan) 1 lines
396.10812Fri Mar 02 1990 19:49 Boston's air (foul?) -> Texas Air (plain?) :-) 1 lines
396.10824Mon Mar 05 1990 18:43 Field of Dreams -> Tangerine Dream(s) 1 lines
396.10826Mon Mar 05 1990 22:26 The Keep -> The Cookie Jar 1 lines
396.10838Tue Mar 06 1990 20:48 Et tu, Brutus -> Beware the Ides ! ( Coming Soon! ) 1 lines
396.10848Thu Mar 08 1990 16:41 alternative fates -> Chronologically Separated 1 lines
396.10860Fri Mar 09 1990 16:38 Story of O -> Slave to Detail 1 lines
396.10862Fri Mar 09 1990 21:07 Mork calling Orson ->...-> Car 54 Where are You? 1 lines
TOPIC570.0Wed Oct 12 1988 16:49 ... A rose by any other name ... 11 lines
TOPIC 587.0 Anti-goal?
587.50Mon Dec 12 1988 18:41 ... Papal Bulls ... 9 lines
587.65Wed Dec 14 1988 23:08 and Mass confusion! 1 lines
587.87Fri Dec 16 1988 19:38 ...programming Pontiff ... 8 lines
587.100Fri Dec 16 1988 22:47 ... TW3 ... 11 lines
587.129Tue Dec 20 1988 18:39 ... Intentionally left blank ... 4 lines
587.131Tue Dec 20 1988 18:47 ... shear luck ... 6 lines
TOPIC 592.0 Opposite of anthropomorphism
592.16Fri Dec 09 1988 15:11 ... Strap one of these to the hood of your car ... 5 lines
TOPIC 600.0 Please invent a word for me.
600.12Tue Dec 20 1988 17:27 ... helpless against the centaurs ... 7 lines
TOPIC 601.0 The Seasons
601.4Wed Dec 21 1988 16:21 ... NIMBY ... 4 lines
TOPIC 603.0 Cherry Mistmas to All !
603.10Fri Dec 30 1988 14:00 7 lines
TOPIC 607.0 FLASH! Hell Freezes Over!
607.2Fri Jan 06 1989 16:53 ... Chill out, man ... 6 lines
607.10Tue Jan 10 1989 17:01 ... the muse of music ... 4 lines
TOPIC 610.0 why a capital I?
610.5Wed Jan 11 1989 14:55 ... X, Y, N, Z ... 22 lines
TOPIC 629.0 Reworded parables, sayings, old saws and other stuff
629.3Thu Feb 23 1989 21:37 ... ... 7 lines
TOPIC 722.0 Stop and Smell the Roses?
722.2Mon Sep 18 1989 22:33 < no title for my reply > 3 lines

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