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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

594.0. "Top Drawer Bureaucratic Puns" by CLOSET::T_PARMENTER (Tongue in cheek, fist in air!) Mon Dec 12 1988 21:07

    Intentional, official, bureaucratic puns are about as rare as haiku
    from the same sources, but I know of four:
    
    The (former) NYC street sign that says "Curb Your Dog".
    
    The US Army's Fourth Division, known as the "Ivy Division" with
    four-leaved green ivy patch.
    
    The US Army's dog program, the K-9 corps.
    
    The government's American Plant Health Inspection Station, called
    APHIS.                                   
    
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594.1Dames at Sea.SKIVT::ROGERSBut Otto, what about our relationship?Tue Dec 13 1988 15:054
W.A.V.E.S. = Women Accepted for Voluntary Emergency Service - female sailors.
SPAR = Contraction of *Semper Paratus*? - female Coast Guarders?

Larry
594.2A nice pairCLOSET::T_PARMENTERTongue in cheek, fist in air!Wed Dec 14 1988 14:442
    SPAR = acronym from Semper Paratus - Always Ready
    
594.3I've got a secretOFFPLS::PIDUSERWed Dec 14 1988 18:2016
    
    When I worked for the CIA as a programmer (and nothing else!) in
    the Washington, D.C. area, we would often get shipments of equipment
    and supplies marked "PROJECT 391".  When I became curious enough
    to ask about this apparently well-funded but hush-hush project,
    I was told that the CIA didn't like to see its acronym on such things,
    so all the shippers adopted the convention of using the numerical
    equivalents of the alpha acronmy to identify the ultimate customer.
    
    "Everybody (in D.C.) knew" what 391 meant, so I'm not too concerned about
    having divulged anything that might jeaporidze the national security.
                            
    Besides, we probably were smart enough to tell the Russians it was
    an octal number.
    
    Stan B.
594.4SnafuRICKS::SATOWWed Dec 14 1988 18:3312
Of course, there's the classic military acronym


		       +--F****d--+
		       |	  |
Situation Normal All --+	  +--Up
		       |	  |
		       +--Fouled--+

That has done what few acronyms do -- become a "legitimate" word.

Clay
594.5GAO::DKEATINGThaitn�onn Salmon SalmonellaWed Dec 14 1988 18:425
.3�    When I worked for the CIA as a programmer (and nothing else!) in

    Thats what they all say!!! ;-)
    
    - Dave.
594.6baseline replyFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 14 1988 18:488
    Re .3 (Stan B):
    
    >Besides, we probably were smart enough to tell the Russians it was
    >an octal number.
     
    Yes, 391 makes a _great_ octal number!!! :-D
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
594.7well definedEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX & MIPS architectureWed Dec 14 1988 22:185
    391 (octal) = (3*8 + 9)*8 + 1 = 265 (decimal).
    
    Also, 391 (octal) = 411 (octal).
    
    No problem at all, particularly for "Project 391".
594.8TKOV51::DIAMONDThis note is illegal tender.Thu Apr 19 1990 11:358
    For Canadian Socialist Insurance (rivalling American Socialist Insecurity
    and similar programs in other countries), people are assigned numbers
    called SINs.
    
    I had the impression that the propaganda divisions of many government
    agencies chose moderately clever acronyms, producing words with
    pleasant imagery, so that people who call for help would get a warm
    fuzzy feeling about being shafted.  Can't think of any offhand though.
594.9JANUS::CWALSHIf it's wind, I'll call it ShawThu May 24 1990 13:5910
re -1

Are these numbers kept in the family? Are the SINs of the fathers passed on to
their children, yea even unto the nth generation?


Sorry, I couldn't keep it down.


Chris