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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

39.0. "Worst mistake in advertisements" by BRS01::PIGEON () Mon Aug 05 1985 14:42

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39.1PEN::KALLISThu Aug 08 1985 15:4912
39.2TROLL::RUDMANSat Dec 14 1985 16:486
39.3at Ford, quality is job noneGENRAL::SEAGLESomebody hep me, I been hypmotized!Wed Jul 16 1986 01:2910
39.4Last place for many reasons?LYMPH::LAMBERTMy karma ran over my dogmaWed Jul 30 1986 11:446
39.5Oh, yeah...NEXUS::DEVINS256K WOMWed Aug 06 1986 19:1114
39.6Truth In Advertising?SSVAX::LUSTReality is for those that can't handle drugsWed Aug 06 1986 21:587
39.7PUNDIT::CHIPFri Aug 15 1986 15:3714
39.8Not lemonadeSIERRA::KOVNERTue Sep 16 1986 12:4710
39.9Chopping Mall?RDGENG::LESLIEAndy `{o}^{o}' Leslie. ECSSE. OSIFri Oct 31 1986 03:4521
39.10The BestQRTRS::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu Jul 23 1987 17:1726
39.11A right bunch of w........FNYFS::WYNFORDThe Rented LoonyWed Jul 29 1987 08:4610
39.12RE 39.11DICKNS::KLAESThe Universe is safe.Fri Jul 31 1987 11:425
39.13...would it not smell just as sweet?...FXADM::RAPOSORebel without a clause...Fri Jul 31 1987 12:2815
39.14A bunch of Wang_CaresKAOA01::MCCROHANMike McCrohan @KAO Dtn 621-2543Fri Jul 31 1987 14:056
39.15...what the bloody hell is it!?...FXADM::RAPOSORebel without a clause...Fri Jul 31 1987 15:358
39.16BUNYIP::QUODLINGAin't no time to wonder why...Sun Aug 02 1987 07:475
39.17FNYFS::WYNFORDThe Rented LoonyThu Aug 06 1987 12:534
39.18So take nothing!AYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Sun Oct 25 1987 15:108
39.19Yes we have no bananasMSDSWS::HENDERSONMark Henderson @NOOMon Jan 25 1988 13:463
39.20NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 08 1988 16:223
39.21Transpacific tooGIDDAY::GILLINGSIf in doubt, read the destructionsTue Nov 08 1988 19:526
39.22product namesFOOT::OTTENInsert witty comment hereThu Dec 01 1988 05:5711
39.23More pleasePFSVAX::JACOBTEXAS:where menrmen &sheeprscaredMon Dec 12 1988 14:096
39.24HOO78C::ANDERSONMerry Christmas? Bah! Humbug!Thu Dec 15 1988 03:224
39.25Dumb calculator (and ad.)JGO::FIELDThe Quantum MechanicWed Nov 22 1989 04:3811
39.26HPSCAD::ALTMANBARBWed Nov 29 1989 10:004
39.27Dubious, to say the least.GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Thu Dec 07 1989 17:3313
39.28HUB::SEAGLE44% of statistics are meaninglessMon Dec 11 1989 20:006
39.29Where else....GALVIA::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Tue Dec 12 1989 09:227
39.30But we heard the picture...KAOFS::G_COSTANZOWed Feb 14 1990 14:154
39.31And which restaurants do YOU supply?SUBURB::SKEILRStill strollin' down Tobacco RoadWed Sep 05 1990 10:177
39.32Food for ElevationDUCK::RADFORDDDave Radford 830 4110 RKA 1/19Tue Dec 17 1991 06:0012
39.33HOO78C::ANDERSONHomo sapiens non urinat in ventum.Wed Dec 18 1991 02:034
39.34HourGALVIA::FLOODA Pathetic ApatheticThu Jul 16 1992 10:5911
39.35We fix it by looking at it?TLE::JBISHOPTue Oct 13 1992 16:339