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Conference gidday::golden_turkey

Title:Golden Turkey awards
Notice:Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour
Moderator:GIDDAY::GILLINGS
Created:Mon Oct 19 1992
Last Modified:Thu May 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:169
Total number of notes:3137

18.0. "The Worst Ad (continued)" by PERCH::ANDY_LESLIE () Wed Oct 17 1984 11:14

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18.1AKOV68::BOYAJIANThu Oct 18 1984 11:1917
18.2LATOUR::KKLEINERThu Oct 18 1984 21:3720
18.3AKOV68::BOYAJIANFri Oct 19 1984 08:305
18.4ASGMKA::KRISTYSat Oct 20 1984 17:135
18.5I am Hurting, OrangeNUHAVN::CANTORSat Oct 20 1984 18:597
18.6ASGMKA::KRISTYSun Oct 21 1984 02:148
18.7PERCH::ANDY_LESLIESun Oct 21 1984 11:597
18.8CADET::TANNENBAUMSun Oct 21 1984 22:127
18.9FIG::REUTERMon Oct 22 1984 05:557
18.10PERCH::ANDY_LESLIEMon Oct 22 1984 14:464
18.11CADET::TANNENBAUMMon Oct 22 1984 21:4823
18.12VOGON::IBLTue Oct 23 1984 08:2913
18.13ALPINE::ROGERSThu Oct 25 1984 16:4111
18.14EAYV00::DHUNTERSun Nov 04 1984 10:195
18.15KRYPTN::ORIORDANMon Nov 12 1984 19:548
18.16BISTRO::MONAHANFri Feb 08 1985 13:595
18.17USRCV1::FOLEYFri Mar 22 1985 01:025
18.18MMO01::TWILSONFri Apr 12 1985 00:105
18.19NY1MM::MANDERSONTue Apr 30 1985 22:234
18.20FREMEN::RODERICKMon May 20 1985 19:162
18.21CEO03::SESSIONSWed May 29 1985 17:3611
18.22VAXUUM::DYERFri Jul 05 1985 12:5515
18.23USWR01::HENSLEYSat Jul 20 1985 15:017
18.24PEN::KALLISWed Jul 24 1985 15:3726
18.25TRON::WARWICKThu Jul 25 1985 14:4119
18.26PARVAX::MATEJCEKThu Aug 08 1985 22:388
18.27BISTRO::MONAHANTue Aug 13 1985 16:129
18.28USMRW1::TOMYLWed Aug 14 1985 01:186
18.29PSYCHE::HARDENWed Aug 14 1985 16:1510
18.30VAXUUM::DYERSun Aug 25 1985 21:5115
18.31LAMBDA::HESTERFri Dec 13 1985 19:466
18.32TROLL::RUDMANSat Dec 14 1985 17:0716
18.33HerbFREMEN::RYANMike RyanFri Mar 07 1986 22:345
18.34Two all beef patties...SERF::EPSTEINthis space for rentWed Jun 04 1986 15:378
18.35Bran Flakes (the producers that is)STAR::PIPERDerrell Piper, VMS DevelopmentThu Aug 21 1986 21:412
18.36reverse cyclamates?INK::KALLISFri Aug 22 1986 10:355
18.37Hair, Furniture, and the Holy Grail !CHECK::MWRESINSKIFri Aug 29 1986 15:5730
18.38from the frozen northCAADC::PEREZMon Sep 01 1986 16:306
18.39RAYNAL::KOVNERTue Sep 09 1986 18:539
18.40worst adsCONS::LAVOIEThu Nov 20 1986 12:1611
18.41Batten down the HatchesSWSMKT::SYSTEMThu Jan 15 1987 15:2841
18.42Dyslexic ProgrammingCASPRO::DLONGMon Feb 09 1987 08:4012
18.43Time and TIDEMRJINX::JULIANWho is Number 1 ?Fri Feb 27 1987 12:035
18.44ThickosMRJINX::JULIANWho is Number 1 ?Fri Feb 27 1987 12:342
18.45Ads by Lawyers...USRCV1::HOLTJMon May 18 1987 01:235
18.46"The Offices of James Sokolove"HULK::DJPLDo you believe in magic?Tue May 26 1987 09:4910
18.47Heavens to Mort FarrCHARON::MCGLINCHEYNolite id cogereTue May 26 1987 19:3810
18.48Ads I love to hateVINO::FRANCINIJust the factsTue Jul 07 1987 17:2238
18.49It's a Dud, bud! EDEN::KLAESThe Universe is safe.Wed Jul 08 1987 13:274
18.50.......ARGH!......FXADM::RAPOSORebel without a clause...Tue Jul 14 1987 11:3214
18.51Not my kind of place.......VICKI::RQTLABMon Jul 20 1987 12:4313
18.52T. BuffCSC32::J_PARSONSWed Aug 05 1987 14:099
18.53Amoco OilCCYLON::SCHULDTLarry Schuldt - WA9TAHWed Aug 05 1987 14:447
18.54Royal Dutch ShellUTRTSC::VANSENTENHonest - The Computer Did It!Thu Aug 06 1987 06:305
18.55EpcotFXADM::SORRENTINOThu Aug 06 1987 10:3810
18.56Yuppy guppy.......FANTUM::DIGGINSTHE CRUSHERMon Aug 10 1987 14:4310
18.57A laugh riot.CASPRO::MWRESINSKITue Aug 11 1987 10:2611
18.58and repeating portions of sentences...ERASER::KALLISwatch out for shoggothsTue Aug 11 1987 11:057
18.59protest Pizza hut and it's only in 49 statesDELNI::GOLDSTEINAll Hail Marx and Lennon (Bros. & Sisters)Tue Aug 11 1987 17:588
18.60RE 18.59DICKNS::KLAESThe Universe is safe.Wed Aug 12 1987 09:436
18.61HAZING ?FNYFS::BANKSThaNatos sotaNahTWed Aug 12 1987 13:243
18.62 :( Hazing :( CASPRO::DEVIVOMajor Note-ageWed Aug 12 1987 14:074
18.63Fast Food FarceVAXWRK::STRAUBThu Sep 24 1987 10:452
18.64three-penny McWhatever?INK::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Thu Sep 24 1987 12:295
18.65Crap Tonight!CASV07::MWRESINSKIThu Sep 24 1987 13:3027
18.66Aaaarrrrgggggh!VAXWRK::STRAUBFri Sep 25 1987 10:231
18.67McDisgustingVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Oct 13 1987 14:412
18.68SOFTY::HEFFELFINGERTracey Heffelfinger, Tech SupportWed Oct 14 1987 10:056
18.69BUNYIP::QUODLINGAin't no time to wonder why...Sat Oct 17 1987 02:127
18.70McGone?CASV01::WRESINSKIMon Oct 19 1987 11:259
18.71JACKO IS ENERGIZED!! EN!! ER!!! GIZED!!!CASV07::WRESINSKIWed Oct 21 1987 12:1323
18.72Mcd's still get's my goat.FANTUM::DIGGINSTHE CRUSHERMon Oct 26 1987 14:5217
18.73"I'll have a lovers salad: lettuce alone"FXADM::RAPOSOHoly Zarquon Singing-Fish!Thu Oct 29 1987 12:0414
18.74Nissan cares about people.FANTUM::DIGGINSTHE CRUSHERTue Nov 03 1987 12:2911
18.75Mass MegabucksSPRINT::ROLLINSTue Nov 03 1987 13:5110
18.76yeah ... sureERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Nov 03 1987 14:4216
18.77VIDEO::KOVNERTue Nov 03 1987 17:288
18.78ANDREXIANMAC::RICHARDTue Nov 17 1987 08:498
18.79CELICA::HJONESTue Nov 24 1987 16:0617
18.80What about diction and enunciation?FXADM::RAPOSOThe Last BohemianTue Dec 01 1987 11:4410
18.81networking adSPRINT::ROLLINSTue Mar 01 1988 11:443
18.82GoofyCOBRA::SANTUCCIMon Mar 28 1988 14:536
18.83RE 18.82AUTHOR::KLAESKind of a Zen thing, huh?Mon Mar 28 1988 17:236
18.84NOTICE THE HAIR COLOR CHANGESALEM::COLBYKENThu Mar 31 1988 08:484
18.85All the other lawyer ones too!!!JACKAL::DIGGINS21st century schizoid manMon Apr 04 1988 10:418
18.86Bad Ads Up T.V. Sales!UTRTSC::VANSENTENFree the Chiltern Hundreds!Thu Apr 07 1988 11:5911
18.87Push the Button!!!!quickWFOVX3::KOEHLERThe Fantasy Factory is openThu Apr 07 1988 12:525
18.88high rec level + compression = LOUD commercialVINO::FRANCINIThere are always possibilities.Wed Apr 13 1988 13:5325
18.89BCSE::FLEMINGJohn FlemingMon Apr 18 1988 11:5311
18.90already exist?MTBLUE::PFISTER_ROBLook and feel is for the birds....Sun Apr 24 1988 21:549
18.91more videoslimeHPSTEK::BELANGERA momentary lapse of reason...Mon May 16 1988 14:0225
18.92Tasteless AdsHYEND::CCLEGGWrong the RIGHT way.Tue Jun 14 1988 15:0936
18.93Spahds MaKenzai!SCAVAX::AHARONIANMon Jun 27 1988 17:3213
18.94it's the pitsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, Soaring ever higherTue Jun 28 1988 00:3517
18.95CLARID::WYNFORDThe Scribbling LoonTue Jun 28 1988 13:1513
18.96The word is beautifulSUBURB::TUDORKKate n' ITSun Jul 10 1988 13:2416
18.97I didn't know Mac software ran on a 386!QARRY::FRANCINIThere are always possibilities.Fri Jul 22 1988 20:1015
18.98VAXWRK::CONNORClean mind clean body; take your pickThu Aug 18 1988 14:186
18.99PCLAN::LONGSpeed of lightning! Roar of thunder! UNDERBAR!Sun Sep 18 1988 20:1112
18.100I may be DUMB but I ain't STUPID!COMET::FULLERSFri Oct 07 1988 15:4937
18.101wee earlyEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS ArchitectureMon Oct 10 1988 00:233
18.102Ah, But how responsive they areVINO::FLEMMINGJust the facts ma'am.Mon Oct 10 1988 08:504
18.103EAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS ArchitectureMon Oct 10 1988 10:251
18.104Vanish! Please do.EAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&MIPS ArchitectureTue Oct 25 1988 01:035
18.105is 3 minutes a record?GIDDAY::GILLINGSIf in doubt, read the destructionsThu Nov 10 1988 00:4412
18.106Some people will watch anythingHOO78C::ANDERSONS.C.U.B.A. diver for Rota-RooterThu Nov 10 1988 03:1113
18.107Relocated BEIRUT::SUNNAAFri Mar 24 1989 13:2223
18.108Some ads are really annoying40314::CROWLEYtil the echoes ring again!!!Mon Mar 27 1989 11:5427
18.109HOO78C::ANDERSONWho dies with the most toys wins!Mon Apr 17 1989 10:1810
18.110camel cigarette adsSCENIC::CLARKI'm the PETAFri May 12 1989 20:5511
18.111more on iceburk lettuceCOMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSTue Jun 27 1989 05:593
18.112more on cat food.COMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSTue Jun 27 1989 06:013
18.113RTL::HINXMANIf you're not confused, you're misinformedTue Jun 27 1989 09:4512
18.114CASV02::WRESINSKITue Jun 27 1989 10:387
18.119Groan.SUBURB::FRENCHSGentry to the ratholer.Mon Jul 03 1989 09:317
18.124SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Jul 05 1989 18:422
18.126What a cress?GALLOP::MACLUREAC & UBThu Jul 06 1989 05:127
18.127An exampleSUBURB::TUDORKSKEADUGENGAThu Jul 06 1989 09:192
18.128GALLOP::MACLUREAC & UBThu Jul 06 1989 12:578
18.129Yumm Yumm...FIELD::WARNERI Pink,Therefore I SpamWed Jul 12 1989 12:3826
18.130NYum - but they taste so good!!WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZToday's special! (tomorrow is too)Thu Jul 13 1989 08:0811
18.131SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Thu Jul 13 1989 17:452
18.132Caution!SMOOT::ROTHContains no pacheyderms or doorknobs.Thu Jul 13 1989 18:115
18.133VISA::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseFri Jul 14 1989 06:0315
18.134get someone else to test them for youMQOA02::DESROSIERSFri Jul 14 1989 12:4510
18.135SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri Jul 14 1989 15:203
18.137PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseMon Jul 17 1989 11:2416
18.138Rathole alertMURP::HINXMANFigments of a deranged imaginationWed Jul 19 1989 10:047
18.139Just because, so thereMQOA02::DESROSIERSThu Jul 20 1989 13:267
18.140VISA::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseThu Jul 20 1989 16:343
18.141BEIRUT::SUNNAASat Jul 22 1989 14:3617
18.142MODERATOR'S NOTICEBEIRUT::SUNNAASun Jul 23 1989 09:2713
18.143Now back to our program!CSCOA5::TOWSLEE_GGene TowsleeWed Sep 27 1989 12:089
18.144Crazy Eddie & RemingtonUBOHUB::SHELDON_RMad Jack McMadFri Nov 17 1989 08:1713
18.145Follow upMAVSN1::STOTTData, data, everywhere ... but not a bit to byteFri Nov 17 1989 16:563
18.146NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Nov 20 1989 15:533
18.147UBOHUB::SHELDON_RMad Jack McMadWed Nov 22 1989 03:524
18.148did I really see this?SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Fri Apr 27 1990 14:1413
18.149WICKED ADSYUPPY::DUTTONSFri Jun 15 1990 13:2740
18.150Do they take their own advice?HLFS00::STEENWINKELMy cat: Felix Schr�dingeriensisWed Jun 20 1990 05:3422
18.151SSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Apr 03 1991 16:214
18.152Who's spoon-fed ?DUCK::RADFORDDDave Radford 830 4110 RKA 1/19Thu Apr 04 1991 09:538
18.153Just don't say it!RUTILE::FARTHINGJust About To Take The Stage...Mon Apr 08 1991 13:4311
18.154Not exactly the worst ad, but up for STUPIDEST MODEL NAMERDVAX::KALIKOWPartially SageSat Oct 26 1991 20:5020
18.155Save the Polar bearsPEKING::RADFORDDDave Radford 830 4110 RKA 1/19Fri Sep 11 1992 09:3011
18.156Get them under the Trades Description ActPEKING::RADFORDDDave Radford 830 4110 RKA 1/19Fri Sep 11 1992 09:5118
18.157SBPEXE::OTTENYou are stuck in a maze of conflicting standardsWed Sep 16 1992 13:241