| Title: | Golden Turkey awards |
| Notice: | Prize awards for idiots and idiotic behaviour |
| Moderator: | GIDDAY::GILLINGS |
| Created: | Mon Oct 19 1992 |
| Last Modified: | Thu May 15 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 169 |
| Total number of notes: | 3137 |
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5.1 | TECATE::TOPSTEAM | Fri Aug 10 1984 18:06 | 1 | ||
| 5.2 | PERCH::PROFESSIONAL | Mon Aug 13 1984 08:45 | 2 | ||
| 5.3 | TECATE::TOPSTEAM | Mon Aug 13 1984 12:15 | 1 | ||
| 5.4 | NY1MM::BONNELL | Mon Aug 13 1984 17:25 | 6 | ||
| 5.5 | YORICK::BROOKE | Tue Aug 14 1984 05:05 | 4 | ||
| 5.6 | MAISHA::KISER | Tue Aug 14 1984 12:25 | 2 | ||
| 5.7 | VIKING::MCCARTHY | Wed Aug 15 1984 09:15 | 4 | ||
| 5.8 | VORTEX::GASSMAN | Fri Aug 17 1984 21:19 | 3 | ||
| 5.9 | SNOV10::QUODLING | Sat Aug 18 1984 17:56 | 20 | ||
| 5.10 | EXODUS::MCKENDRY | Tue Aug 21 1984 01:39 | 12 | ||
| 5.11 | "Corporate EMS" | NUHAVN::CANTOR | Wed Aug 22 1984 14:11 | 3 | |
| 5.12 | ROYCE::KENNEDY | Fri Aug 24 1984 15:02 | 19 | ||
| 5.13 | SE780::STOCKHOWE | Wed Dec 19 1984 07:52 | 4 | ||
| 5.14 | CASTOR::MCCARTHY | Sun Jan 20 1985 16:13 | 39 | ||
| 5.15 | VAXUUM::DYER | Fri Jul 05 1985 11:18 | 3 | ||
| 5.16 | TRON::WARWICK | Mon Jul 08 1985 12:59 | 5 | ||
| 5.17 | MUNEIS::DEREK | Mon Jul 29 1985 19:13 | 4 | ||
| 5.18 | VAXUUM::DYER | Tue Jul 30 1985 00:07 | 2 | ||
| 5.19 | SNO78C::ORME | Tue Sep 03 1985 01:57 | 5 | ||
| 5.20 | Earlier runners | ATLAST::NICODEM | Tue Apr 22 1986 16:17 | 9 | |
| 5.21 | TRAX | THEBAY::WAKEMANLA | Larry "Super SWS" Wakeman | Mon Apr 28 1986 22:08 | 3 |
| 5.22 | Something has to come last... | ADGV02::KERRELL | Do not disturb | Tue Jul 22 1986 10:22 | 9 |
| 5.23 | Datatrieve = Datagrieve = Dataheave? | TIGEMS::ARNOLD | Never play leapfrog with a unicorn | Fri Jul 25 1986 01:07 | 1 |
| 5.24 | JON::CALABRIA | John Calabria | Thu Dec 18 1986 09:01 | 5 | |
| 5.25 | TOPS10 had its turkeys too! | UTRTSC::VANSENTEN | Is infertility hereditary? | Mon Jun 15 1987 14:44 | 8 |
| 5.26 | DTSS vintage 1964 | DELNI::GOLDSTEIN | All Hail Marx&Lennon (Bros.&John) | Tue Jun 16 1987 14:11 | 9 |
| 5.27 | BASIC has changed; TECO and FOCAL remain pure | PASTIS::MONAHAN | Sun Jun 21 1987 00:17 | 13 | |
| 5.28 | UTRTSC::VANSENTEN | Is infertility hereditary? | Thu Jun 25 1987 04:05 | 7 | |
| 5.29 | TECO != turkey | VIDEO::KOVNER | Thu Jun 25 1987 17:01 | 23 | |
| 5.30 | :-) | PASTIS::MONAHAN | Sat Jul 04 1987 10:47 | 4 | |
| 5.31 | porting software with a vengeance | KONING::KONING | NI1D @ FN42eq | Fri Jan 15 1988 17:52 | 15 |
| 5.32 | I kinda liked TECO! | USAT02::CARLSON | ichi ni san shi go | Wed Mar 02 1988 09:25 | 4 |
| 5.33 | Don't bet yer A*** on it,!! | SUBURB::FRENCHS | Simon P. French. `(�_!_�)' | Thu Mar 03 1988 03:35 | 18 |
| 5.34 | There is nothing worse than BIMS !!! | IANMAC::RICHARD | Thu Mar 03 1988 06:53 | 13 | |
| 5.35 | Bims - R.I.P.! | USAT02::CARLSON | total eclipse of the sun | Wed Mar 09 1988 10:14 | 13 |
| 5.36 | Not in Europe, it ain't | CLARID::WYNFORD | Uncle Loon | Sun Mar 13 1988 15:10 | 7 |
| 5.37 | we don't make error messages like we used to | BOEHM::ROSENBAUM | Reg. Penna. Dept. Agr. | Mon Mar 14 1988 15:01 | 7 |
| 5.38 | Program lost, sorry | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Tue Mar 15 1988 14:32 | 10 |
| 5.39 | RSTS - The Lifeboat operating system of the PDP-11 | EVER11::KRUPINSKI | No personal name | Thu Mar 17 1988 11:32 | 9 |
| 5.40 | "Was" is "was" | VAXWRK::SIMON | Hugs Welcome Anytime! | Thu Mar 17 1988 13:14 | 6 |
| 5.41 | TOPS-10 has its share of obscure messages too | VINO::FRANCINI | There are always possibilities. | Sun Mar 20 1988 18:40 | 16 |
| 5.42 | My favorite error message | BIRMIC::ALLEN | MICHELLE @NOT 7-778-3125 | Wed Mar 23 1988 11:16 | 14 |
| 5.43 | Can't grok | ULTRA::WITTENBERG | Secure Systems for Insecure People | Thu Mar 24 1988 15:09 | 6 |
| 5.44 | NSSG::ROSENBAUM | Rich Rosenbaum | Thu Mar 24 1988 18:24 | 7 | |
| 5.45 | Warning: System Crashing--Your Work MAY be lost! | VINO::FRANCINI | There are always possibilities. | Mon Mar 28 1988 13:48 | 16 |
| 5.46 | For you nostalgic types. | WFOVX8::MORRISON | Yea, but I shoot with this hand! | Mon Mar 28 1988 18:06 | 7 |
| 5.47 | RSTS/E V7.2 - I use it all the time... | FOOT::RUSSELL | Peter, from the sunny Crescent... | Thu May 19 1988 07:59 | 17 |
| 5.48 | What's ROOT MEAN SQUARE got to do with it? | FOOT::NEWTON | KNVB 1889 | Wed Jun 01 1988 06:49 | 7 |
| 5.49 | FDCV03::CROWTHER | A barn to raise & a day to do it! | Tue Jun 07 1988 16:33 | 17 | |
| 5.50 | DEBUG | ULTRA::WRAY | John Wray | Fri Jul 01 1988 20:07 | 7 |
| 5.51 | Designed for the ARC. | SUBURB::FRENCHS | Simon P. French. `(�_!_�)' | Thu Sep 01 1988 09:33 | 8 |
| 5.52 | another error message | COMICS::DEMORGAN | Richard De Morgan, UK CSC/CS | Tue May 02 1989 11:14 | 3 |
| 5.53 | Nothing is Impossible | FREEBE::MCCLELLAND | The Metal Detective | Tue May 16 1989 13:10 | 7 |
| 5.54 | In defence of TECO | HPSCAD::ALTMAN | BARB | Tue May 23 1989 11:30 | 14 |
| 5.55 | EAGLE1::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed May 24 1989 00:23 | 7 | |
| 5.56 | Pointer to TECO conference | EVETPU::CANTOR | The answer is -- a daily double. | Wed May 24 1989 08:07 | 3 |
| 5.57 | Unusual execution sequence, though. | ULTRA::BUTCHART | Wed May 24 1989 13:52 | 5 | |
| 5.58 | Y$$ No wait, I meant T$$... | GOFER::HARLEY | People just don't freak out like they used to... | Wed May 24 1989 23:48 | 13 |
| 5.59 | Not really TECO... | QARRY::FRANCINI | There are always possibilities. | Fri May 26 1989 16:32 | 10 |
| 5.60 | TECO32 does it... | GOFER::HARLEY | People just don't freak out like they used to... | Sat May 27 1989 10:09 | 10 |
| 5.61 | Those were the days... | VINO::FLEMMING | Just the facts ma'am. | Sun May 28 1989 06:57 | 9 |
| 5.62 | One from MS-DOS | SYSTEM::WATSON | I'm in the Transporter Room if you need me. | Tue Aug 20 1991 19:08 | 5 |
| 5.63 | ALL-IN-1 Desktop for DOS a major contender! | TRODON::SIMPSON | Lock them into Open Systems! | Wed Jan 29 1992 03:09 | 32 |