TOPIC | 3.0 | DIGITALese |
| 3.188 | Wed Sep 16 1992 11:01 | ... Seen in Passing ... | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 28.0 | Interesting Signs.. |
| 28.298 | Tue Sep 24 1991 20:16 | ... waste not want not ... | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 38.0 | new words |
| 38.61 | Mon Mar 23 1992 05:06 | ... the soul of a machine ... | 15 lines |
TOPIC | 202.0 | Farewell cards |
| 202.14 | Fri Jul 09 1993 07:01 | ... let's not be inhumane ... | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 309.0 | "Leadership" as an adjective: Ugh! |
| 309.9 | Mon Sep 19 1994 09:58 | ... But yer' honr', it was a slip o' the tongue | 8 lines |
| 309.14 | Thu Sep 22 1994 13:10 | ... written as intended ... | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 327.0 | OXYMORONs |
| 327.73 | Fri Apr 08 1994 06:12 | ... what does JoyofLex have to say? ... | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 396.0 | Word association-football |
| 396.13046 | Fri Jul 19 1991 15:59 | pads -> false front | 1 lines |
| 396.13054 | Fri Jul 19 1991 19:40 | Uncle Tom -> Uncle Sam | 1 lines |
| 396.13057 | Sat Jul 20 1991 04:20 | Un-cola -> AfroPop | 4 lines |
| 396.13070 | Tue Jul 23 1991 00:12 | laugh-in -> be in ( as in the 60's ) | 1 lines |
| 396.13074 | Tue Jul 23 1991 18:13 | rollin' along -> forgin' ahead | 1 lines |
| 396.13081 | Wed Jul 24 1991 20:19 | naval superiority -> pushing your 'waist' around | 1 lines |
| 396.13083 | Thu Jul 25 1991 15:51 | waste not, want not -> sailor's motto | 1 lines |
| 396.13091 | Fri Jul 26 1991 23:41 | painful -> paid in full | 1 lines |
| 396.13097 | Tue Jul 30 1991 16:08 | flutterbys -> memories and moments | 1 lines |
| 396.13101 | Wed Jul 31 1991 00:02 | immaculate receptions -> wide receivers | 13 lines |
| 396.13105 | Wed Jul 31 1991 15:48 | Super Glue -> [love , hate] ( pick one ) | 1 lines |
| 396.13109 | Thu Aug 01 1991 18:17 | lemon -> Delta Blues | 3 lines |
| 396.13129 | Fri Aug 09 1991 19:41 | Curse of the Bambino -> Cloth or Disposable ? | 4 lines |
| 396.13135 | Tue Aug 13 1991 23:24 | blow -> Bubble | 3 lines |
| 396.13178 | Fri Aug 30 1991 20:16 | The Black Cloud -> Pigpen | 2 lines |
| 396.13183 | Tue Sep 03 1991 18:20 | nestle -> French bird's home | 1 lines |
| 396.13226 | Wed Sep 18 1991 18:32 | Pushy people walk for 'pee' -> Patient people wait on 'que' | 1 lines |
| 396.13229 | Fri Sep 20 1991 15:54 | may I use the suffix 'ess' -> yes, it suits us to a 'tee' | 0 lines |
| 396.13247 | Wed Oct 02 1991 07:25 | travelling -> "On The Road" | 1 lines |
| 396.13256 | Mon Oct 07 1991 07:24 | Trigger -> Blazing Saddles | 1 lines |
| 396.13259 | Mon Oct 07 1991 12:41 | Under the gun -> behind the eight ball | 1 lines |
| 396.13263 | Tue Oct 08 1991 07:14 | underground diner -> stone soup | 1 lines |
| 396.13267 | Wed Oct 09 1991 06:07 | muddy shoes -> cruel shoes | 3 lines |
| 396.13272 | Mon Oct 14 1991 14:29 | Epsom Salts -> old salts ( naval term :-)) | 1 lines |
| 396.13277 | Thu Oct 17 1991 07:36 | ayup -> uhuh | 1 lines |
| 396.13297 | Tue Oct 29 1991 12:57 | Is there a doctor in the house? -> Sick Jokes? | 1 lines |
| 396.13299 | Wed Oct 30 1991 05:50 | Management Policies -> On the Job Training | 1 lines |
| 396.13315 | Wed Nov 06 1991 06:58 | "whoops,I meant to INSERT that" -> make up your mind | 1 lines |
| 396.13323 | Thu Nov 07 1991 11:09 | mack in tosh -> Peter Tosh ( IRE! ) | 1 lines |
| 396.13328 | Fri Nov 08 1991 08:44 | Reuters Rules OK ! -> Roberts Rules Of Order ! | 1 lines |
| 396.13334 | Mon Nov 11 1991 07:10 | medium well, a coffee -> very well, a quality | 1 lines |
| 396.13345 | Wed Nov 13 1991 10:19 | Pidgin English -> Creole | 1 lines |
| 396.13349 | Thu Nov 14 1991 13:48 | Virginia Reel -> Virginia, Reel -> Santa | 6 lines |
| 396.13351 | Mon Nov 18 1991 10:04 | escape -> Papillon | 1 lines |
| 396.13362 | Wed Nov 20 1991 09:34 | Piglet -> No, go whole Hog! | 1 lines |
| 396.13513 | Wed Feb 26 1992 05:37 | faceoff-> Santa Anna | 2 lines |
| 396.13538 | Thu Mar 12 1992 11:01 | No answer to that! -> tongue-tied | 1 lines |
| 396.13540 | Fri Mar 13 1992 05:58 | cherry stems -> twin cheeks :-) | 1 lines |
| 396.13557 | Fri Mar 27 1992 06:47 | Bringing in TheS heaves -> Bringing in TheS he | 1 lines |
| 396.13562 | Tue Apr 07 1992 06:09 | Not the Mama! -> Aliens | 1 lines |
| 396.13574 | Thu Apr 09 1992 13:58 | detour -> what groupies do | 1 lines |
| 396.13585 | Tue Apr 14 1992 13:28 | snakes -> oil | 1 lines |
| 396.13592 | Fri Apr 17 1992 07:15 | Indecisive female -> Not NOW! | 2 lines |
| 396.13607 | Wed Apr 29 1992 10:55 | Garden Aphids -> greenware bugs | 1 lines |
| 396.13610 | Wed May 13 1992 10:10 | walking on velvet green -> walking on gilded splinters | 2 lines |
| 396.13613 | Mon May 18 1992 14:35 | West Side Story -> Jets and Sharks | 1 lines |
| 396.13625 | Fri May 22 1992 11:47 | nudges nudges winks winks -> tsk, tsk | 1 lines |
| 396.13631 | Tue May 26 1992 09:17 | Francis Gary Powers -> high flier | 1 lines |
| 396.13640 | Tue Jun 02 1992 11:54 | and land in Bolivia -> Zepplins | 1 lines |
| 396.13648 | Fri Jun 05 1992 12:38 | circumlocution -> electronic cattle enclosure | 1 lines |
| 396.13657 | Wed Jun 10 1992 06:23 | not maD -> What, me worry? | 2 lines |
| 396.13667 | Tue Jun 16 1992 10:43 | With a crooked door -> a jar | 1 lines |
| 396.13674 | Wed Jun 17 1992 06:32 | disarmament -> Venus de Milo | 1 lines |
| 396.13679 | Thu Jun 18 1992 10:15 | to reach the unreachable star -> footprints in concrete | 1 lines |
| 396.13698 | Mon Jun 29 1992 11:15 | Little Deuce Coupe -> American Graffiti | 1 lines |
| 396.13710 | Wed Jul 01 1992 14:17 | swirled -> 7 year itch | 1 lines |
| 396.13722 | Mon Jul 06 1992 13:09 | shadow BOX -> always a winner | 1 lines |
| 396.13728 | Wed Jul 08 1992 09:53 | light delight -> light delight flight | 1 lines |
| 396.13733 | Wed Jul 08 1992 12:20 | BOX -> The Box | 3 lines |
| 396.13744 | Fri Jul 10 1992 07:24 | where competent writers get stabbed -> reviews | 1 lines |
| 396.13755 | Wed Jul 15 1992 11:35 | forget something, big guy? -> Virtual Memory Exhausted | 1 lines |
| 396.13763 | Fri Jul 17 1992 14:29 | Nah. Fry him -> You're Welcome! | 6 lines |
| 396.13774 | Wed Jul 22 1992 11:03 | That's hard aport... -> .., Sternly | 1 lines |
| 396.13783 | Fri Jul 24 1992 10:47 | Pregnancy Test -> Do I have to study for it? | 1 lines |
| 396.13790 | Tue Aug 04 1992 07:27 | crew cuts and a coxswain -> The Lettermen | 1 lines |
| 396.13793 | Wed Aug 05 1992 10:51 | rebel fish -> Confederate Cod | 1 lines |
| 396.13801 | Wed Aug 12 1992 14:07 | bugs bugged out -> carrot crop saved! | 1 lines |
| 396.13806 | Tue Aug 18 1992 08:59 | uther times eye R won -> Flowers for Algernon | 1 lines |
| 396.13808 | Fri Aug 21 1992 13:49 | Weather forecasting -> Stage for Acting | 1 lines |
| 396.13811 | Wed Aug 26 1992 06:35 | just playing! -> You Are Here | 2 lines |
| 396.13818 | Thu Aug 27 1992 05:53 | Brussel sprouts -> MicroCabbage | 2 lines |
| 396.13846 | Tue Sep 08 1992 10:54 | idiot savant -> Pi to 3000 places | 1 lines |
| 396.13855 | Wed Sep 09 1992 11:26 | BOX -> nap | 9 lines |
| 396.13862 | Fri Sep 11 1992 08:18 | and lands in the water hazard -> Mario and Luigi | 1 lines |
| 396.13868 | Thu Sep 17 1992 07:16 | Cosa Nostra -> Family Values ( :-) ) | 1 lines |
| 396.13875 | Thu Sep 17 1992 13:24 | Buddha -> Can you spare a dime? | 1 lines |
| 396.13882 | Fri Sep 18 1992 08:41 | Digital's Sales -> runneth over | 1 lines |
| 396.13888 | Tue Sep 22 1992 06:17 | I Had Bigfoot's Baby -> The agony of De-Feat? | 2 lines |
| 396.13891 | Thu Sep 24 1992 06:08 | Synchronized Swimming? -> Pool Sharks? | 1 lines |
| 396.13905 | Mon Sep 28 1992 06:38 | Everything's great in America! -> paved with gold | 1 lines |
| 396.13915 | Thu Oct 01 1992 14:06 | and then there were nine -> RAY-O-VAC | 4 lines |
| 396.13925 | Wed Oct 07 1992 15:02 | plastic replica -> Telegraph Key | 10 lines |
| 396.13947 | Wed Oct 14 1992 07:20 | Pig on a motorbike -> Puddle jumper on a Puddle jumper | 1 lines |
| 396.13959 | Fri Oct 16 1992 11:20 | night sigh -> grim reaper | 1 lines |
| 396.13999 | Thu Oct 29 1992 06:26 | wimp'll bawl -> shrimp'll crawl | 1 lines |
| 396.14032 | Thu Nov 05 1992 13:02 | smells horrendously -> touches tactfully | 1 lines |
| 396.14057 | Thu Nov 12 1992 09:20 | asafetida -> Gaseous Clay ( famous fighter ) | 9 lines |
| 396.14069 | Mon Nov 16 1992 07:38 | short circuit -> one night stand | 1 lines |
| 396.14081 | Thu Nov 19 1992 05:21 | Suzie Chapstick -> Sun Ra | 4 lines |
| 396.14086 | Thu Nov 19 1992 10:05 | Anita Hill -> Anita Vacation! | 1 lines |
| 396.14093 | Fri Nov 20 1992 06:50 | No More Livermore -> Less is More | 1 lines |
| 396.14099 | Mon Nov 23 1992 10:20 | ''Do It recumbently'' -> flat | 1 lines |
| 396.14105 | Tue Nov 24 1992 06:35 | stringless guitar -> don't fret! | 1 lines |
| 396.14108 | Tue Nov 24 1992 11:25 | Have a nice day. Now. -> Have an ice day. Snow. | 2 lines |
| 396.14130 | Mon Nov 30 1992 10:06 | Gloria -> Mass appeal | 1 lines |
| 396.14140 | Tue Dec 01 1992 06:44 | Madonna -> Did you think that money was heaven sent? | 2 lines |
| 396.14143 | Tue Dec 01 1992 08:59 | odorless -> cubicle | 2 lines |
| 396.14154 | Wed Dec 02 1992 13:33 | This Land is your land -> WYIMAWMIY | 3 lines |
| 396.14167 | Mon Dec 07 1992 05:37 | Beaver Bucks -> Horse Cents ( :-)) | 8 lines |
| 396.14179 | Wed Dec 09 1992 09:51 | cavity -> rathole alert! | 1 lines |
| 396.14184 | Thu Dec 10 1992 08:02 | tango -> in Paris | 1 lines |
| 396.14187 | Thu Dec 10 1992 12:27 | Fool -> Mon ey | 1 lines |
| 396.14197 | Mon Dec 14 1992 06:39 | Chevrolet -> Doris Day | 1 lines |
| 396.14201 | Mon Dec 14 1992 08:56 | on the edge -> edgeistentialism | 1 lines |
| 396.14224 | Thu Dec 17 1992 14:25 | Digital worms its way back -> sodder but wiser? | 1 lines |
| 396.14228 | Mon Dec 21 1992 09:09 | but I need the toilet! -> You do look a bit flushed | 1 lines |
| 396.14230 | Mon Dec 21 1992 11:25 | Madonna on Santa's lap -> Santa's Claws! :-) | 1 lines |
| 396.14235 | Tue Dec 22 1992 09:48 | Fitness Spree -> ThighMaster | 1 lines |
| 396.14240 | Wed Dec 23 1992 05:22 | Box! -> Gift Wrapped | 1 lines |
| 396.14250 | Wed Dec 23 1992 10:22 | Daffy -> Plastic Man | 1 lines |
| 396.14260 | Tue Dec 29 1992 08:24 | freckles -> Rin Tin Tin | 1 lines |
| 396.14268 | Tue Jan 05 1993 09:04 | Jiminy -> grits | 1 lines |
| 396.14274 | Thu Jan 07 1993 06:46 | supply chain -> these are the ties that blind | 1 lines |
| 396.14277 | Thu Jan 07 1993 10:03 | Asia -> A is A | 2 lines |
| 396.14297 | Mon Jan 11 1993 12:41 | echocolate eclair -> esfudging entries | 1 lines |
| 396.14308 | Tue Jan 12 1993 13:48 | fan retaliates, snuffs cigar -> dis-odor ensues | 1 lines |
| 396.14321 | Fri Jan 15 1993 08:07 | Incredible Hulk -> The Old Digital | 1 lines |
| 396.14323 | Fri Jan 15 1993 08:45 | Flip Flop -> Cook from Burger King Gets Fired! | 1 lines |
| 396.14338 | Wed Jan 20 1993 06:05 | i don't know is his advisor -> yes is his band | 1 lines |
| 396.14343 | Wed Jan 20 1993 09:04 | To Old and Fat to Box! -> shrinkwrap | 1 lines |
| 396.14350 | Thu Jan 21 1993 05:08 | box -> corral | 1 lines |
| 396.14353 | Thu Jan 21 1993 14:34 | Gun Fight -> Shooting their mouths off | 1 lines |
| 396.14357 | Fri Jan 22 1993 14:08 | faulty assembly line -> do you come here often? | 1 lines |
| 396.14367 | Tue Jan 26 1993 08:58 | Archy -> McDonalds ( or Clinton if you prefer ) | 2 lines |
| 396.14370 | Wed Jan 27 1993 05:20 | we're out or Bills, ... -> how about a Cowboy? | 1 lines |
| 396.14382 | Tue Feb 02 1993 05:43 | Bette Davis eyes -> Clinton nays | 1 lines |
| 396.14389 | Wed Feb 03 1993 05:15 | ...spending 12 ... -> dirty dozen | 1 lines |
| 396.14391 | Wed Feb 03 1993 10:08 | BOX -> Select One | 1 lines |
| 396.14397 | Thu Feb 04 1993 05:23 | insanity -> herbal tea | 1 lines |
| 396.14402 | Fri Feb 05 1993 05:33 | ...her pie was enough -> hot cross buns? | 1 lines |
| 396.14411 | Mon Feb 08 1993 08:56 | 'vox dei' -> opiate of the masses ( :-) ) | 1 lines |
| 396.14413 | Wed Feb 10 1993 07:12 | BOX -> pathological | 4 lines |
| 396.14419 | Thu Feb 11 1993 06:33 | or take ... -> Help! I'm getting C sick! | 1 lines |
| 396.14426 | Fri Feb 12 1993 09:20 | Intensive Care Unit -> Field Replaceable Unit | 1 lines |
| 396.14430 | Mon Feb 15 1993 04:51 | Super(bowl) Sunday -> Tupperwear Party | 1 lines |
| 396.14437 | Mon Feb 15 1993 12:21 | back burner -> jet | 1 lines |
| 396.14440 | Tue Feb 16 1993 05:09 | starring Rip Torn? -> On the mend | 6 lines |
| 396.14448 | Wed Feb 17 1993 08:44 | George Awe Well -> strop | 2 lines |
| 396.14451 | Wed Feb 17 1993 13:22 | sport -> p sort | 1 lines |
| 396.14459 | Thu Feb 18 1993 15:05 | . f o -> ufo | 1 lines |
| 396.14468 | Tue Feb 23 1993 13:09 | Schr�dinger's Cat -> Puss and Boots | 1 lines |
| 396.14477 | Wed Feb 24 1993 09:06 | Schr�dinger's cat -> Mobius trip ( pun intended) | 1 lines |
| 396.14482 | Thu Feb 25 1993 08:33 | fuse box -> circuit breaker | 1 lines |
| 396.14485 | Thu Feb 25 1993 12:31 | head over heels -> homo sapien | 1 lines |
| 396.14488 | Fri Feb 26 1993 12:17 | seventh son -> Highway 61 | 4 lines |
| 396.14497 | Mon Mar 01 1993 07:32 | BOX! -> FAB! | 3 lines |
| 396.14505 | Tue Mar 02 1993 10:01 | cannibals forwarding -> foot in mouth disease | 4 lines |
| 396.14511 | Wed Mar 03 1993 07:05 | Hollywood Ninja -> Rocky, Choppy | 1 lines |
| 396.14514 | Thu Mar 04 1993 05:52 | Thumper -> Harvey | 1 lines |
| 396.14519 | Fri Mar 05 1993 12:26 | network of consultants -> chatter boxes | 1 lines |
| 396.14525 | Mon Mar 08 1993 12:35 | VAX Notes Conferences -> no joy | 1 lines |
| 396.14529 | Tue Mar 09 1993 13:00 | But ... boxers -> Calvin Klein | 1 lines |
| 396.14533 | Thu Mar 18 1993 08:02 | Aussie ventures North -> bi-polar traveller | 1 lines |
| 396.14535 | Sun Mar 21 1993 14:26 | magnetic personality -> Klingons :-) | 1 lines |
| 396.14544 | Thu Mar 25 1993 06:01 | Sonny and Cher -> Groundhog Day | 2 lines |
| 396.14549 | Fri Mar 26 1993 13:21 | ozone layer -> air cake | 1 lines |
| 396.14551 | Sat Mar 27 1993 05:37 | air jordan -> El Al | 1 lines |
| 396.14558 | Mon Mar 29 1993 12:40 | box -> ... -> tabernacle | 1 lines |
| 396.14576 | Thu Apr 01 1993 06:27 | maculateness -> spot on! | 1 lines |
| 396.14579 | Thu Apr 01 1993 10:12 | box -> trap | 1 lines |
| 396.14589 | Fri Apr 02 1993 15:36 | BOX! -> Trilogy! -> God Help Us! | 1 lines |
| 396.14599 | Thu Apr 08 1993 15:14 | Thy will be dunned -> let the chits fall where they may | 1 lines |
| 396.14607 | Mon Apr 12 1993 11:48 | but a ha' penny will do -> meter maid | 3 lines |
| 396.14610 | Tue Apr 13 1993 06:50 | menage a trois -> three managers and a worker | 1 lines |
| 396.14613 | Wed Apr 14 1993 07:47 | Timothy Leary -> Electric Cool-Aid | 1 lines |
| 396.14615 | Thu Apr 15 1993 07:59 | Power Punch -> KO | 1 lines |
| 396.14630 | Wed Apr 21 1993 10:11 | 'h' | 'o' | 'm' | 'e' -> oh me! | 1 lines |
| 396.14645 | Mon Apr 26 1993 10:43 | you're the one -> Charlie Brown | 1 lines |
| 396.14653 | Tue Apr 27 1993 07:01 | Frank,... -> WAF is Taxing :-) | 3 lines |
| 396.14666 | Wed Apr 28 1993 20:18 | Little Po Beep -> Po Valley | 2 lines |
| 396.14671 | Thu Apr 29 1993 10:48 | Spoonerism -> Panhandle | 2 lines |
| 396.14786 | Wed Jun 16 1993 09:27 | The Pit & the Pendulum -> Poe: A Raven Lunatic | 1 lines |
| 396.14798 | Fri Jul 02 1993 14:28 | "The BOXer" -> the gift wrapper -> Trojan Horse | 1 lines |
| 396.14811 | Thu Jul 15 1993 11:22 | Pere Ubu + ? -> No thanks, I'll have Poland Spring | 1 lines |
| 396.14813 | Tue Jul 20 1993 16:41 | Not another rejection! -> Publish or Perish | 5 lines |
| 396.14815 | Fri Jul 23 1993 11:34 | rock and a hot place -> Gibralter and Djibouti | 1 lines |
| 396.14817 | Fri Jul 23 1993 14:49 | Tongue Twister -> French Kiss | 1 lines |
| 396.14819 | Wed Jul 28 1993 06:06 | Jean Simmawng -> femme fatal | 1 lines |
| 396.14826 | Fri Jul 30 1993 05:35 | indifference -> one word or two -> Who cares ? | 1 lines |
| 396.14835 | Sat Aug 07 1993 06:45 | Lame Hope -> Jack Kerouac | 5 lines |
| 396.14877 | Thu Aug 26 1993 11:42 | Betty Davis eyes -> soothsayer nays | 1 lines |
| 396.14893 | Thu Sep 02 1993 10:41 | RFK -> NFL | 1 lines |
| 396.14906 | Tue Sep 07 1993 06:42 | would you like to plane your board? -> Flatland | 1 lines |
| 396.14930 | Fri Sep 10 1993 08:23 | warpaint -> warp a int -> typecast :-) | 1 lines |
| 396.14936 | Mon Sep 13 1993 07:33 | sank -> the weight of the world | 1 lines |
| 396.14944 | Fri Sep 17 1993 06:26 | Colorado or Bust! -> Head for the hills! | 4 lines |
| 396.14951 | Fri Sep 17 1993 11:10 | super hero -> large sub | 2 lines |
| 396.14956 | Mon Sep 20 1993 07:23 | wire stripper -> Candy-gram | 1 lines |
| 396.14964 | Tue Sep 21 1993 07:42 | A centipede was happy quite -> a thousand points alight | 4 lines |
| 396.14972 | Thu Sep 23 1993 07:25 | Jim's gold -> (...) -> dross | 2 lines |
| 396.14979 | Tue Sep 28 1993 06:28 | never mind, it flu away -> absent minded | 1 lines |
| 396.14981 | Tue Sep 28 1993 10:28 | Flubber -> Starlite | 5 lines |
| 396.14984 | Thu Sep 30 1993 06:35 | Tom Brokaw -> anchor | 1 lines |
| 396.14986 | Thu Sep 30 1993 08:21 | weigh -> Ms. Muffett | 1 lines |
| 396.15021 | Thu Oct 07 1993 06:54 | Keep batter in bowls -> sticky wicket | 1 lines |
| 396.15024 | Thu Oct 07 1993 09:58 | Watergate -> sluice | 1 lines |
| 396.15027 | Fri Oct 08 1993 06:11 | Montana in Kansas City -> A real 'bute' he | 1 lines |
| 396.15030 | Mon Oct 18 1993 10:29 | out standing in his field -> scarecrow | 1 lines |
| 396.15032 | Tue Oct 19 1993 06:39 | Mr. Bojangles -> dog and pony show | 1 lines |
| 396.15041 | Thu Oct 21 1993 13:42 | BOX -> hamper -> retard | 2 lines |
| 396.15048 | Fri Oct 22 1993 08:55 | BOX -> trunk -> steamship -> port | 1 lines |
| 396.15050 | Fri Oct 22 1993 13:59 | WHINE -> The Temptations | 12 lines |
| 396.15052 | Tue Oct 26 1993 09:09 | secret to existence -> decoder ring | 1 lines |
| 396.15062 | Thu Oct 28 1993 06:29 | where's my mummy? -> At a wrap session | 1 lines |
| 396.15064 | Fri Oct 29 1993 07:42 | The Hand of Cagliostro -> The Arms of Venus | 1 lines |
| 396.15081 | Mon Nov 08 1993 07:23 | hot stuff -> Godfather of Soul | 1 lines |
| 396.15084 | Tue Nov 09 1993 06:37 | Wednesday -> Moody Blues | 1 lines |
| 396.15086 | Tue Nov 09 1993 08:44 | Imagine! -> How Much Further We Have To Go | 1 lines |
| 396.15096 | Thu Nov 11 1993 09:04 | prophylactic palace -> medicine manor | 1 lines |
| 396.15112 | Thu Nov 18 1993 07:49 | Hop-Frog -> Tad-Pole (sic) | 1 lines |
| 396.15115 | Mon Nov 22 1993 06:35 | So, stand on a BOX! -> A tall order! | 1 lines |
| 396.15117 | Mon Nov 22 1993 08:59 | Sink it, Wilt! -> Before and After | 7 lines |
| 396.15119 | Tue Nov 30 1993 11:16 | implied FOR loop -> (heart) or $ | 1 lines |
| 396.15122 | Wed Dec 01 1993 05:58 | Unchained cobbler -> free soul | 1 lines |
| 396.15125 | Mon Dec 06 1993 08:32 | schooled to be street-wise -> Tobacco Road | 1 lines |
| 396.15132 | Thu Dec 09 1993 10:15 | kangaroo BOXing -> English BOXing Day | 1 lines |
| 396.15140 | Wed Dec 15 1993 14:57 | -> "Not so Swift he", said Tom | 1 lines |
| 396.15145 | Thu Dec 23 1993 05:23 | Night of the Living Dead -> Grateful Dead Concert | 10 lines |
| 396.15150 | Thu Dec 23 1993 07:49 | bookmaker -> tinker, sailor | 1 lines |
| 396.15155 | Thu Jan 06 1994 12:49 | A NoNo or Odorono -> effluvium | 1 lines |
| 396.15162 | Mon Jan 17 1994 07:20 | Nick at Nite -> Shave in the AM | 1 lines |
| 396.15203 | Fri Feb 04 1994 05:37 | McArthurs Park -> Someone Left the Cake out in the Rain | 1 lines |
| 396.15206 | Mon Feb 07 1994 07:14 | Singin' in the Rain -> Sightings | 3 lines |
| 396.15212 | Tue Feb 08 1994 11:38 | a lookout on the Digital watch -> Billy Crystal | 1 lines |
| 396.15221 | Fri Feb 11 1994 10:15 | Shadow LANs -> marionettes ( if wires were strings... ) | 2 lines |
| 396.15223 | Mon Feb 14 1994 10:01 | let them eat quiche -> marionette | 2 lines |
| 396.15227 | Wed Feb 16 1994 09:05 | 40 Hour Famine - > No TV ! | 1 lines |
| 396.15240 | Wed Feb 23 1994 06:54 | all hands on board -> lineal feet ( :-)) | 1 lines |
| 396.15242 | Fri Feb 25 1994 12:32 | barn-raising -> Hey!!! | 5 lines |
| 396.15249 | Thu Mar 03 1994 09:54 | HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY? -> GEMINI! | 2 lines |
| 396.15253 | Wed Mar 09 1994 09:00 | leave Tonya alone -> skating on thin ice | 1 lines |
| 396.15256 | Thu Mar 10 1994 09:00 | nancy's knee -> beautiful joint | 1 lines |
| 396.15262 | Fri Mar 11 1994 07:58 | corn flake Box -> Iowa | 2 lines |
| 396.15267 | Sat Mar 12 1994 06:24 | Earthy Girl -> My Stepmother was an Alien | 1 lines |
| 396.15276 | Fri Mar 18 1994 10:28 | et tu, Brute? -> another stab at W-A-F | 1 lines |
| 396.15280 | Fri Mar 25 1994 07:51 | four room flat -> an apt description :-) | 1 lines |
| 396.15286 | Wed Mar 30 1994 10:36 | no, it's Mega Plate -> The Last Supper | 2 lines |
| 396.15288 | Fri Apr 01 1994 07:08 | In Memory -> elephant chips | 1 lines |
| 396.15295 | Fri Apr 08 1994 10:24 | perils before wine -> pare ills before whine | 1 lines |
| 396.15300 | Thu Apr 14 1994 13:09 | Salami Pizza flavoured Pills -> cold-cut | 4 lines |
| 396.15303 | Wed Apr 20 1994 08:27 | Picnic Time -> au cour ants | 1 lines |
| 396.15307 | Tue Apr 26 1994 12:48 | Barn Dance -> House Music | 0 lines |
| 396.15309 | Thu Apr 28 1994 06:51 | shlock -> Howard Stern | 1 lines |
| 396.15311 | Fri Apr 29 1994 06:36 | sailor's albatross -> dames | 1 lines |
| 396.15317 | Thu May 05 1994 10:42 | Not found wanting. -> bus stop | 1 lines |
| 396.15324 | Wed May 11 1994 06:16 | Tim's Home Improvement ran Overbudget -> Overbudget in Hospital | 1 lines |
| 396.15327 | Mon May 16 1994 13:04 | Schwinn's disease -> Tricyclene treatment | 1 lines |
| 396.15330 | Tue May 17 1994 07:17 | skinned knees -> Kate Moss | 1 lines |
| 396.15333 | Tue May 17 1994 10:26 | Kate Moss -> speakers | 3 lines |
| 396.15341 | Fri May 20 1994 10:05 | humerus -> Are We Having Fun yet? | 1 lines |
| 396.15345 | Fri May 27 1994 09:49 | Who is on first? -> Who is on DAT! | 1 lines |
| 396.15350 | Tue May 31 1994 08:22 | Tequila sunrise -> hangover | 1 lines |
| 396.15352 | Thu Jun 02 1994 07:12 | mid-riff bulge -> Pillsbury DoughBoy | 1 lines |
| 396.15354 | Fri Jun 03 1994 09:58 | Biscuits and Honey -> Win, Place, Show | 1 lines |
| 396.15373 | Wed Jun 15 1994 11:13 | TFSO -> SOFT -> Where? | 1 lines |
| 396.15376 | Fri Jun 17 1994 07:49 | or should her not? -> Just say NO! | 1 lines |
| 396.15380 | Tue Jun 28 1994 06:50 | Mostly pandemonium -> Matrix management | 1 lines |
| 396.15382 | Tue Jun 28 1994 14:56 | A grape for you; lemon for you... -> LifeSavers | 2 lines |
| 396.15384 | Wed Jun 29 1994 06:16 | Used Magazine Store -> Army-Navy Store | 1 lines |
| 396.15388 | Wed Jun 29 1994 13:27 | BOX 'o loot -> Fools gold | 1 lines |
| 396.15397 | Tue Jul 05 1994 07:25 | Die for the Queen -> Rook's Gambit | 1 lines |
| 396.15401 | Tue Jul 05 1994 10:08 | islands -> Dahlak | 2 lines |
| 396.15422 | Mon Aug 08 1994 08:38 | Shoemaker-Levy 9 -> A smashing success! | 1 lines |
| 396.15425 | Fri Aug 12 1994 13:31 | Oh, God! -> Dilbert's a Unitarian! | 1 lines |
| 396.15428 | Fri Aug 19 1994 07:47 | a Jag for two -> a match for 3 | 1 lines |
| 396.15431 | Tue Aug 23 1994 08:29 | frisbees to the masses -> pie-plates to the people | 1 lines |
| 396.15434 | Fri Sep 02 1994 08:08 | under Thy table -> not under RDB's :-( | 1 lines |
| 396.15442 | Thu Sep 08 1994 08:39 | BOX set -> Hardware, hardware and more hardware | 3 lines |
| 396.15446 | Fri Sep 09 1994 07:26 | sell hardware -> Sell Hard! Where? | 1 lines |
| 396.15450 | Mon Sep 19 1994 10:01 | Momilies -> It'll make you grow big and strong | 2 lines |
| 396.15456 | Wed Oct 26 1994 09:38 | with Fox in Socks -> hose pose | 1 lines |
| 396.15461 | Fri Oct 28 1994 05:35 | fire the skilled one -> from the frying pan into the fire | 1 lines |
| 396.15463 | Mon Oct 31 1994 14:24 | from the fire into the skillet -> teambuilding | 1 lines |
| 396.15467 | Thu Nov 03 1994 07:46 | Watch out Gail! -> Lady Godiva's here on her high horse | 1 lines |
| 396.15471 | Mon Nov 14 1994 14:28 | greasy grimey gopher guts -> Kentucky Fried Chicken | 1 lines |
| 396.15474 | Tue Nov 15 1994 07:55 | Engineers into Education -> Engineers onto other tracks | 1 lines |
| 396.15481 | Wed Nov 16 1994 06:39 | Head banger -> hashish | 1 lines |
| 396.15483 | Wed Nov 16 1994 08:59 | head banger -> Italian surprise! :-) | 1 lines |
| 396.15491 | Mon Nov 21 1994 10:07 | and live to tell about it -> White Bronco chase scene | 1 lines |
| 396.15494 | Wed Nov 23 1994 09:33 | Cool Commercials -> Kool commercials | 1 lines |
| 396.15498 | Mon Nov 28 1994 07:30 | Tottenham -> Grim Reaper visits pigs | 2 lines |
TOPIC | 705.0 | Limerick Addition Football |
| 705.2395 | Thu Dec 01 1994 09:11 | ... an honest question ... | 8 lines |
| 705.2397 | Thu Dec 01 1994 09:29 | | 3 lines |
| 705.2399 | Thu Dec 01 1994 10:01 | | 4 lines |
| 705.2403 | Fri Dec 02 1994 06:23 | ... thank god the Beatles disc is available soon! ... | 14 lines |
TOPIC | 905.0 | Terrible puns needed |
| 905.3 | Wed Jul 31 1991 16:06 | ... I used to node that ... | 17 lines |
TOPIC | 1060.0 | Visual Puns |
| 1060.1 | Fri Jul 30 1993 05:33 | ... brand X deodorant keeps you drier ... | 10 lines |
TOPIC | 1090.0 | Can you help my mom? |
| 1090.3 | Wed Feb 23 1994 05:35 | ...state your name|name your state... | 75 lines |
TOPIC | 1097.0 | Aloha Oy! |
| 1097.6 | Fri May 06 1994 08:50 | ... Friday is fish day ... | 4 lines |
| 1097.14 | Thu May 12 1994 14:10 | ... | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 1106.0 | I need help w/a translation |
| 1106.8 | Tue Jul 05 1994 07:30 | ... sounds like? ... | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 1117.0 | up down in on at to |
| 1117.6 | Thu Oct 20 1994 07:19 | ... the count is now up to two ... | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 1118.0 | Contest #103194 |
| 1118.7 | Wed Nov 09 1994 07:35 | ... ... | 6 lines |