TOPIC | 11.0 | Things to Like Today |
| 11.9683 | Mon Oct 30 1995 16:22 | Caution: Expensive sensual words may enhance experience | 13 lines |
| 11.10196 | Wed Nov 15 1995 12:52 | <Insert sound of dropped milk bottle shattering on pavement> | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 14.0 | News Briefs |
| 14.9168 | Wed Jul 31 1996 13:48 | What does a <fill in the blank> "sound like"? | 12 lines |
TOPIC | 15.0 | 1-800-SOAPBOX |
| 15.4625 | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:16 | Better than Klingon, I suppose | 7 lines |
| 15.4628 | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:34 | Receipt to: Mr. Whipple | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 17.0 | Things To Wonder About |
| 17.9397 | Thu Nov 09 1995 15:14 | Don't leave home without her | 5 lines |
| 17.11139 | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:56 | Requisite irreverent reply | 7 lines |
| 17.11144 | Wed Jan 10 1996 16:03 | And they say I'm heartless, ha! | 8 lines |
| 17.11162 | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:20 | It was fun walking, except when the snow got too deep | 13 lines |
| 17.11163 | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:20 | Collision | 1 lines |
TOPIC | 18.0 | Bill Clinton/Hillary Rodham |
| 18.2143 | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:32 | A bundle of confused neural impulses | 25 lines |
| 18.2171 | Thu Jan 11 1996 13:27 | "C'mon, I dare ya, I'll beat up all o' ya's!" | 26 lines |
| 18.4351 | Wed Jul 31 1996 14:21 | Must be the Olympic Fever | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 20.0 | Abortion |
| 20.3550 | Tue Nov 14 1995 15:51 | As long as it's Beatlemania Month on ABC... | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 32.0 | BoxBashes |
| 32.1882 | Thu Nov 09 1995 12:02 | We've heard that before | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 33.0 | Separation of Church and State // School Prayer |
| 33.2249 | Wed Mar 27 1996 12:16 | It's all clear now, we're just not tall enough | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 34.0 | OJ Simpson Trial |
| 34.6997 | Thu Nov 16 1995 11:27 | Let the free market decide; it's doing fine so far | 8 lines |
| 34.7146 | Thu Jan 11 1996 13:36 | He can (maybe) sell one book and one video | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 42.0 | What are you wearing today? |
| 42.2029 | Wed Nov 15 1995 10:04 | Whoops, missed again | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 49.0 | Politics of the Right |
| 49.1303 | Wed Nov 15 1995 09:51 | Disgusted again... where's that third party? | 14 lines |
| 49.1684 | Thu Jan 11 1996 13:15 | What's the deal with Buchanan? | 25 lines |
TOPIC | 50.0 | Balanced Budget Amendment |
| 50.928 | Fri Nov 10 1995 16:20 | Who'd pay for all the wiretaps? | 7 lines |
| 50.1089 | Fri Nov 17 1995 12:34 | Clinton's testeria is showing through | 16 lines |
TOPIC | 52.0 | Movies |
| 52.1609 | Fri Nov 17 1995 12:40 | Sounds like a job for Turf Builder | 12 lines |
| 52.2032 | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:53 | Yes, better to have McGoohan do it | 15 lines |
TOPIC | 63.0 | Sexism/Violence Against Women |
| 63.257 | Thu Nov 16 1995 12:03 | What does "harassment" mean these days? | 30 lines |
TOPIC | 70.0 | Memorable lines from the Movies |
| 70.293 | Thu Nov 16 1995 11:40 | Back when he was "hot" at the box office | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 79.0 | Wacky News Briefs |
| 79.1614 | Thu Nov 09 1995 11:48 | Warning: Sleazy talk-show-level gossip approaching | 11 lines |
| 79.1616 | Thu Nov 09 1995 14:55 | We said "*Seek* out new life", Shatner, not *create* it! | 4 lines |
| 79.1651 | Tue Nov 14 1995 16:41 | And, it has low pH! | 33 lines |
TOPIC | 96.0 | Whatever Happened To ... ? |
| 96.299 | Fri Nov 10 1995 16:05 | More denial from the top | 13 lines |
TOPIC | 105.0 | Song Lyrics |
| 105.585 | Wed Nov 15 1995 11:28 | Blues fans take note, or even three notes | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 139.0 | Parents and sex |
| 139.138 | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:13 | I'll control the complexity of my kids' lives | 30 lines |
| 139.143 | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:46 | I rattle the "private school" saber almost weekly at home | 25 lines |
| 139.147 | Wed Jan 10 1996 16:00 | And I look more like Carlson | 12 lines |
| 139.171 | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:36 | My freedom > Government experimentation with my children | 31 lines |
| 139.172 | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:40 | So many replies, so little time | 14 lines |
| 139.175 | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:49 | We're not saying "don't have sex" or "don't use condoms" | 23 lines |
| 139.176 | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:11 | More detail | 40 lines |
| 139.178 | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:37 | Oh yes, I'm killing them with my own two hands | 73 lines |
| 139.180 | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:44 | It's not the job we gave them to do | 15 lines |
| 139.181 | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:51 | Argh, another bait-and-switch program | 26 lines |
TOPIC | 194.0 | Time's Man of the Year |
| 194.72 | Fri Nov 10 1995 15:26 | "Clinton at the Crossroads" | 7 lines |
| 194.76 | Fri Nov 10 1995 16:13 | Should be the title of their mag | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 257.0 | Tattoos/Bodyart |
| 257.391 | Thu Jan 11 1996 12:35 | Contest announcement: Name the New Body Part | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 389.0 | How Atheists Should Act in the Box |
| 389.270 | Fri Nov 17 1995 14:16 | Let's see, if I'm 16 and you're going on 14, no wait... | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 496.0 | Organ Donations |
| 496.77 | Thu Nov 09 1995 12:25 | Good news for the height-impaired | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 507.0 | Interference in other cultures |
| 507.499 | Tue Nov 14 1995 15:43 | Not intending to eclipse the main topic, but... | 3 lines |
TOPIC | 544.0 | Colin L. Powell |
| 544.324 | Thu Nov 09 1995 11:39 | One door closed, and another door opens... for whom? | 16 lines |
| 544.456 | Tue Mar 19 1996 15:26 | It's a dir... er, "grim job", etc... | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 573.0 | When the next Revolution Comes... |
| 573.73 | Thu Oct 26 1995 16:01 | What to do about Gramps? Let government do it! | 25 lines |
TOPIC | 579.0 | The Apology Suppository |
| 579.81 | Wed Nov 15 1995 11:30 | Some people's suppositions belong in the same place | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 580.0 | Government Shutdown |
| 580.10 | Tue Nov 14 1995 17:53 | SHUTDOWN! - Day One, a CNN Production | 13 lines |
| 580.21 | Wed Nov 15 1995 09:56 | Ah, go home, no one's launching anything at us today | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 585.0 | Hooters |
| 585.35 | Fri Nov 17 1995 14:11 | A crowd pleaser for everyone in the family | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 586.0 | Dog Crap. |
| 586.35 | Fri Nov 17 1995 12:02 | What can I invent to get outta this?... | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 628.0 | The office of the VicePresident of the USofA |
| 628.17 | Thu Jan 11 1996 12:22 | Vestige from a quaint old time | 15 lines |
| 628.21 | Thu Jan 11 1996 12:48 | Reagan? Wellll, great minds think alike | 15 lines |
| 628.24 | Thu Jan 11 1996 13:07 | How to Claw Your Way to the Top for a Few Minutes | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 635.0 | Pat Buchanan |
| 635.993 | Wed Jul 31 1996 14:04 | They've handed Pat his hat, but he won't take it | 23 lines |