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AMN1::RALTO361Thu Dec 15 1994Wed Sep 11 1996Clinto Barada Nikto
NORX::RALTO67Thu Oct 26 1995Wed Jul 31 1996Clinto Barada Nikto
PROTO2::RALTO2Tue Jan 23 1996Wed Jan 24 1996Clinto Barada Nikto
GOOEY::RALTO13Sat Jun 13 1992Wed Dec 21 1994It's all part of the show!
61875::RALTO5Wed Feb 15 1995Thu Feb 16 1995Gala 10th Year ECAD SW Anniversary
BRUBEK::RALTO1Thu Apr 11 1996Thu Apr 11 1996So much for the high road
CSLALL::SHOOK6Wed Apr 23 1997Thu May 08 1997Jail to the Chief

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back40::soapbox1,973Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
noted::ibmpc-9574IBM PCs, clones, DOS, etc.
bookie::movies19Movie Reviews and Discussion
7.286::massachusetts18Welcome to the MASSACHUSETTS Conference
7.286::digital16The Digital way of working
napalm::guitar14GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion
koolit::disney11The Disneyphile's Disney File
vmszoo::new_hampshire10The Granite State
beatle::beatles9The Beatles
noted::ibmpc-946'94 conference archived; use NOTED::IBMPC-95 now
vmsnet::car$note:carbuffs5Carbuffs
bulova::decwindows4DECWINDOWS
waylay::askenet_v53Ask The EasyNet (V5)
7.286::humor3Humor - Read Note 2.*
wrksys::alphastation3Alpha Workstation Conference
turris::easynet_conferences2EasyNet Conference Directory
vaxaxp::notes$archive:vmsnotes_v102VAX and Alpha VMS
501clb::games2Welcome to GAMES
7.286::visualc2Microsoft Visual C/C++
7.286::ibmpc_shareware2Shareware for IBM PC and compatibles
noted::bicycle2 Bicycling
noted::sega2Sega Video Game Systems
noted::motif1"OSF/Motif" is a trademark
noted::mswindows1Microsoft Windows
abbott::bookreader1Bookreader (RIP)
alfaxp::jobs1Jobs in DEC...er..Digital
7.286::red_sox1Boston Red Sox
wecare::zko_suggestion_box1ZKO site general conference

Conference back40::soapbox (Soapbox. Just Soapbox.)

1,973 posts
TOPIC 6.0 Conference Policy Discussion
6.75Fri Jan 06 1995 12:51 Current rules seem okay to me 14 lines
6.350Thu Jun 01 1995 15:17 Darn, missed it again 4 lines
TOPIC 11.0 Things to Like Today
11.13Fri Nov 18 1994 11:15 At least I wasn't wearing a uniform... 12 lines
11.21Fri Nov 18 1994 13:39 Scotty had some good lines, come to think of it... 7 lines
11.514Wed Dec 14 1994 12:46 Fast little runners, too 22 lines
11.1108Thu Jan 05 1995 16:37 If you're < 30, you probably won't get it... 5 lines
11.1139Fri Jan 06 1995 10:55 Good high-road move, points to Hillsbury 10 lines
11.4721Fri May 12 1995 23:46 At least they had employee terminals 14 lines
11.4833Thu May 18 1995 17:52 Oh-oh... 5 lines
11.5093Fri Jun 02 1995 12:49 Not by her, fortunately 6 lines
11.5307Fri Jun 09 1995 12:03 Sharp grounder to short... 14 lines
11.5560Fri Jun 16 1995 13:52 Best job I ever had, best people 8 lines
11.5582Fri Jun 16 1995 14:55 Had its positives and negatives 17 lines
11.5717Wed Jun 21 1995 11:26 Creativity, Massachusetts-government-style 9 lines
11.5728Wed Jun 21 1995 12:40 Who's this person? 7 lines
11.5732Wed Jun 21 1995 13:47 Lottery Top Ten List would be entertaining 17 lines
11.5776Fri Jun 23 1995 11:02 I shoulda put this in the teevee note, oh well... 45 lines
11.5784Fri Jun 23 1995 14:28 And furthermore... 13 lines
11.5972Fri Jun 30 1995 11:06 So many replies, so little time 49 lines
11.5973Fri Jun 30 1995 11:08 Can I get half-credit? 10 lines
11.5981Fri Jun 30 1995 11:49 We were completely out-of-touch, back then 27 lines
11.5986Fri Jun 30 1995 12:04 Before we heard of spotted owls, there were pooped Pampers 13 lines
11.5990Fri Jun 30 1995 12:11 Just old fogies 15 lines
11.6004Fri Jun 30 1995 12:31 PARENTING is far too delightful for me 19 lines
11.6281Thu Jul 13 1995 11:35 Out with the old rights, in with the new 60 lines
11.6482Tue Jul 18 1995 12:17 It's Great Actresses Day 15 lines
11.6505Tue Jul 18 1995 15:45 Mom, my computer just swore at me! 18 lines
11.6603Thu Jul 20 1995 15:44 It was too moody for me 15 lines
11.7158Thu Aug 03 1995 15:18 I get flashback stress syndrome on my ZKO2 visits 12 lines
11.7289Tue Aug 08 1995 14:42 Cometus interruptus 9 lines
11.7448Fri Aug 11 1995 12:52 Box denizens in hibernation 11 lines
11.7536Wed Aug 16 1995 18:28 A real Bozo 24 lines
11.8115Fri Sep 01 1995 11:57 Thanks, Dad 11 lines
11.8498Mon Sep 18 1995 12:55 They've lost me, so it's a no-op anyway 11 lines
11.8525Tue Sep 19 1995 11:39 Found a new meaning for "goosestep" 10 lines
11.9077Mon Oct 09 1995 16:24 He always seemed smarter than that 5 lines
11.9202Fri Oct 13 1995 12:03 Is a television in Gerald's future? :-) 5 lines
11.9751Tue Oct 31 1995 21:49 And it's tasty too! (Licks spoon repeatedly) 5 lines
11.10525Mon Nov 27 1995 16:47 Hope Roger's doing well 6 lines
11.10526Mon Nov 27 1995 16:48 Notes semi-crash :-) 6 lines
11.10580Tue Nov 28 1995 15:39 Water?? Make that hydrogen-oxygen liquid substance. 8 lines
11.10626Wed Nov 29 1995 16:05 Oh no, not Tiny Tim! :-) 18 lines
11.10888Sat Dec 09 1995 21:26 Scotty, freeze 'em! Accelerate power! 6 lines
11.11079Fri Dec 15 1995 01:37 Good news amidst the snow 4 lines
11.11742Wed Jan 17 1996 10:15 Recovered from Christmas, so I can catch up now 43 lines
11.14971Thu May 02 1996 13:03 Four stars on the Screen-Sprayer scale 5 lines
11.14973Thu May 02 1996 13:20 Nahhh, it's safer to do it over here 14 lines
11.15236Fri May 10 1996 15:39 "Arch Deluxe"? Like one of Batman's "Arch criminals"? 7 lines
11.15245Fri May 10 1996 15:55 McDonald's, an easy and fun target for all 26 lines
11.15765Mon Jun 03 1996 13:45 My God, it's... it's... green! 13 lines
11.15866Wed Jun 05 1996 15:50 However, Dennis James is alive 6 lines
11.15914Fri Jun 07 1996 13:54 Vinnie the Enforcer 21 lines
11.15931Fri Jun 07 1996 16:39 He's shy, though. Really. 5 lines
11.16814Thu Jul 11 1996 14:19 There may be other lurkers as well... 4 lines
11.16817Thu Jul 11 1996 14:32 Gotta love these gender-neutral first names 6 lines
11.16825Thu Jul 11 1996 17:59 We've grown tired of high-performance hardware 10 lines
11.16879Mon Jul 15 1996 12:16 100% Weird, in a good way 13 lines
11.16967Wed Jul 17 1996 15:08 Did they tell you to beware of Monte Carlo's? 9 lines
11.17636Fri Aug 09 1996 14:45 Oh-oh, it's Friday 6 lines
11.17639Fri Aug 09 1996 14:56 Eastwood to Punctilious 3 lines
11.17659Fri Aug 09 1996 15:28 And "Harris Colt" sounds like a CIA agent 10 lines
11.18076Tue Aug 20 1996 13:18 Luddite check-in time 22 lines
11.18079Tue Aug 20 1996 13:33 How about the newsgroups? (Some are strange, granted) 27 lines
11.18081Tue Aug 20 1996 14:02 Doze Were Da Days 30 lines
11.18288Fri Aug 23 1996 16:19 More 1970's nostalgia 13 lines
11.18301Fri Aug 23 1996 17:42 Or, "Goodbye Old Girl" from "Damn Yankees" 8 lines
11.18640Tue Sep 10 1996 13:23 "Ohhh, I can't look" 21 lines
11.18691Wed Sep 11 1996 17:19 Ah, here it comes 3 lines
11.18850Mon Sep 16 1996 16:33 Leaned in to get a better angle on the conversation 11 lines
11.18918Thu Sep 19 1996 11:02 Wise-ass robots are an SF tradition :-) 20 lines
11.19056Tue Sep 24 1996 13:36 Rube Goldberg would be happy :-) 14 lines
11.19065Tue Sep 24 1996 15:09 Grittier than the 1950's "Amazing Science" illustrations 15 lines
11.19066Tue Sep 24 1996 15:12 Perhaps they should bring costumes 8 lines
11.19068Tue Sep 24 1996 16:21 Oh... so much for that $200, then 12 lines
11.19071Tue Sep 24 1996 17:11 A car is not a torus 14 lines
11.19102Wed Sep 25 1996 13:32 Wow, very impressive 13 lines
TOPIC 12.0 Things to Hate Today
12.16Fri Nov 18 1994 11:22 Where'd we leave the global stress pills? 13 lines
12.37Mon Nov 21 1994 12:34 They didn't like it? Good... it wasn't made for them 16 lines
12.56Tue Nov 22 1994 12:55 I probably should've put this in the Movies topic 52 lines
12.134Mon Nov 28 1994 11:42 Happy Holidays from your friends in Mass. government 14 lines
12.709Fri Dec 16 1994 10:03 Tales from the Blue Law Trenches, Part I 19 lines
12.711Fri Dec 16 1994 11:44 If that's what you meant... 16 lines
12.712Fri Dec 16 1994 11:48 Oh, I see now 12 lines
12.715Fri Dec 16 1994 14:15 Yeah, and... naaaahhhhhh... :-) 3 lines
12.751Mon Dec 19 1994 10:11 Chris : Manager :: Oil : Water 15 lines
12.787Tue Dec 20 1994 13:25 Those were the days, I think 5 lines
12.1162Wed Jan 04 1995 12:08 Haven't watched network news in years... here's why: 23 lines
12.1205Wed Jan 04 1995 15:46 Oldie but goodie 21 lines
12.1230Thu Jan 05 1995 10:44 What was that old saying, TANSTAAFL? 37 lines
12.1232Thu Jan 05 1995 10:57 They probably won't win, but it may be messy 8 lines
12.1618Mon Jan 23 1995 15:20 Blew away my Saturday too 14 lines
12.1643Tue Jan 24 1995 09:52 Yipes! 18 lines
12.1647Tue Jan 24 1995 10:32 My best camera, Kodak Starlite with B&W 127 film 22 lines
12.1656Tue Jan 24 1995 12:05 Joys of Photography 19 lines
12.1667Wed Jan 25 1995 09:21 Some practical issues remain 25 lines
12.1683Wed Jan 25 1995 12:58 "Charge it" takes on a new meaning 27 lines
12.1704Thu Jan 26 1995 09:56 Makes me remember my own Grandma 12 lines
12.2286Fri Feb 17 1995 12:09 Another pet peeve 33 lines
12.2288Fri Feb 17 1995 12:30 A small but nice place 11 lines
12.2298Fri Feb 17 1995 14:28 If we must have chains, I like Walgreens better than CVS 11 lines
12.2314Fri Feb 17 1995 16:50 At least it's an alternative, even if it's a chain itself 10 lines
12.2316Fri Feb 17 1995 17:13 "Look kids, there's one of my old stores!" "Yeahhh, Dad..." 17 lines
12.2656Wed Mar 01 1995 22:17 Sorry to hear about Ryan 12 lines
12.2915Wed Mar 15 1995 14:49 One less caustic manure 5 lines
12.3609Thu Apr 13 1995 17:09 An octopus entangled in its own arms 13 lines
12.3814Mon Apr 24 1995 15:02 Who pays for all these useless people? One guess... 18 lines
12.3935Wed Apr 26 1995 17:28 I'll get you, my pretty 4 lines
12.4169Thu May 04 1995 12:50 set mode/sarcasm=high 12 lines
12.4330Tue May 09 1995 00:19 Does Marjorie-Arons Barron have a pen name? 49 lines
12.4331Tue May 09 1995 00:31 Followed up by "Willing" grandma for good measure 30 lines
12.4703Wed May 24 1995 00:27 Next, try this head demagnetizer for hair restoral 23 lines
12.4787Fri May 26 1995 15:34 The special-effects miracle of finger-wagging dinos 7 lines
12.4985Thu Jun 08 1995 13:13 This is fun for kids? 39 lines
12.4999Thu Jun 08 1995 14:06 Gahhh! 10 lines
12.5096Fri Jun 09 1995 17:37 If my experience is any indication... 11 lines
12.5103Fri Jun 09 1995 17:53 (Reposted to fix yet-another typo) 31 lines
12.5104Fri Jun 09 1995 17:54 Argh! 4 lines
12.5137Mon Jun 12 1995 13:26 Yet another roasted skull 12 lines
12.5339Tue Jun 20 1995 13:22 Hate muscle cramps even more than summer 14 lines
12.5514Tue Jun 27 1995 11:33 <Insert incoherent howl of frustration here> 31 lines
12.5516Tue Jun 27 1995 11:57 Yeah, one of those there things... 8 lines
12.5592Wed Jun 28 1995 22:58 Veal the difference 9 lines
12.5773Mon Jul 10 1995 16:55 Took four tries to get through Chapter 11 5 lines
12.5837Wed Jul 12 1995 15:45 Ouch, been there 16 lines
12.5844Wed Jul 12 1995 16:07 Relative time 7 lines
12.5881Thu Jul 13 1995 12:14 Coke, my last vice (mostly given up, though) 8 lines
12.5908Thu Jul 13 1995 17:29 "Be quiet, you metallic munchkin!" 13 lines
12.5926Fri Jul 14 1995 11:27 NutraSweet: The Official Sweetener of the Trilateral Commission 13 lines
12.6071Wed Jul 19 1995 13:02 Like getting jerked around in a time machine 20 lines
12.6094Wed Jul 19 1995 15:13 A little guitar humor 6 lines
12.6097Wed Jul 19 1995 16:55 Maybe you can work out a new tapping method that way 6 lines
12.6140Thu Jul 20 1995 15:53 And I'm very sorry 3 lines
12.6740Tue Aug 08 1995 16:13 Could have been worse: 16 lines
12.6746Tue Aug 08 1995 16:32 I should trademark this 9 lines
12.6749Tue Aug 08 1995 16:43 Don't touch that, you don't know where it's been 5 lines
12.6772Wed Aug 09 1995 11:05 Good, we could use a game at mid-week 7 lines
12.6871Fri Aug 11 1995 15:01 Fenway a distant memory 17 lines
12.6873Fri Aug 11 1995 15:27 Been there and burned too many times, no more 10 lines
12.6994Wed Aug 16 1995 13:04 Catching up 25 lines
12.7158Wed Aug 23 1995 15:01 S l o w l y , so I can understand 5 lines
12.7163Wed Aug 23 1995 15:20 Aaaaaa! It's the Winlose 95 brain disease! 12 lines
12.7479Tue Sep 05 1995 11:01 Nature having its troubles lately 18 lines
12.7522Wed Sep 06 1995 11:06 It's the sym-metric thing to do 24 lines
12.7556Wed Sep 06 1995 13:23 Fearless Liter 13 lines
12.7919Wed Sep 20 1995 15:50 Cook the CC books 5 lines
12.7926Wed Sep 20 1995 16:12 The computer monitor was satisfying as well 11 lines
12.8101Thu Sep 28 1995 13:05 Just in time for a festive holiday gift 4 lines
12.8288Fri Oct 06 1995 15:47 8 lines
12.8369Wed Oct 11 1995 17:10 Speaking of horrible stuff 9 lines
12.8723Tue Oct 24 1995 23:30 Pre-Halloween scare tactics 13 lines
12.8816Fri Oct 27 1995 11:03 Quick, before they melt 8 lines
12.8930Wed Nov 01 1995 16:19 Kids today 27 lines
12.8931Wed Nov 01 1995 16:21 It was months and months later, really 7 lines
12.9024Tue Nov 07 1995 16:24 Only kidding, JJ 6 lines
12.9489Wed Nov 22 1995 10:45 Repetez: It's only a computer. It's only aaeerrggghhaarrrr 12 lines
12.9645Thu Nov 30 1995 10:18 Maybe I'll check DOGS conference for hearing problems 33 lines
12.9657Thu Nov 30 1995 12:02 Thanks everyone, I'll "tell" him somehow 68 lines
12.9694Fri Dec 01 1995 14:58 Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass GO, Do Not Collect $200 14 lines
12.9741Mon Dec 04 1995 11:52 Apparently they could, and did, bottle it 10 lines
12.9744Mon Dec 04 1995 11:59 Another misfire 14 lines
12.9759Mon Dec 04 1995 13:28 HWADD? 12 lines
12.9819Wed Dec 06 1995 11:29 This is always tough to experience 7 lines
12.9833Wed Dec 06 1995 12:57 My throat seized up on the vasectomy reversal 17 lines
12.9835Wed Dec 06 1995 13:28 The Seven Bit Danke Schoen Blues 6 lines
12.9845Wed Dec 06 1995 14:32 Yes, that's the bad part, that he was good! :-) 14 lines
12.9851Wed Dec 06 1995 14:38 , yes, I like it :-) 6 lines
12.9852Wed Dec 06 1995 14:39 Ban incoming mail while writing reply titles 5 lines
12.9858Wed Dec 06 1995 14:46 Little Ricky audition, Take 1 15 lines
12.9860Wed Dec 06 1995 14:50 "Hey, that trunk has good tone" 13 lines
12.9865Wed Dec 06 1995 15:14 Still drumming somewhere, last I'd heard 13 lines
12.9868Wed Dec 06 1995 15:24 Caught in the press 8 lines
12.9969Tue Dec 12 1995 12:34 It's a dirty job, etc... 7 lines
12.10536Sat Jan 06 1996 23:40 If they start handing out medals... 7 lines
12.10636Wed Jan 10 1996 14:15 Putting together toys is still worse, though 13 lines
12.14672Tue May 28 1996 00:16 Gagging amidst several thousand next-unseens 20 lines
12.14967Fri Jun 07 1996 16:29 Little men with big mouths 50 lines
12.15178Fri Jun 14 1996 13:19 Windstar can haul pretty well for a minivan 15 lines
12.15180Fri Jun 14 1996 13:33 I forget the engine specs for the Caravans 8 lines
12.15187Fri Jun 14 1996 14:27 ?? 16 lines
12.15347Mon Jun 24 1996 15:12 Hallmark has ways of making you pay 6 lines
12.15363Mon Jun 24 1996 16:07 Auto prices run amok 22 lines
12.15430Tue Jun 25 1996 16:21 Who was that young whippersnapper? 9 lines
12.15648Tue Jul 02 1996 13:21 Kid, I got a bad feeling about this 9 lines
12.15832Thu Jul 11 1996 14:24 It's more fun that way, but add at least 2X 6 lines
12.15833Thu Jul 11 1996 14:26 "Oh yeah, sure, go ahead... no, it's okay, really..." 8 lines
12.15838Thu Jul 11 1996 14:47 A bomb in the theater?... I thought that was "Cable Guy" 8 lines
12.15996Wed Jul 17 1996 14:32 From my old math prof, Big Al 5 lines
12.16064Fri Jul 19 1996 11:39 Or "the pits", if you prefer 6 lines
12.16074Fri Jul 19 1996 13:17 Aurghh! 7 lines
12.16182Fri Jul 26 1996 11:11 The ones I hear more often 10 lines
12.16256Tue Jul 30 1996 13:55 Translation shift 3 lines
12.16955Tue Aug 20 1996 13:25 There's two SEGA-related conferences that I know of 8 lines
12.17020Wed Aug 21 1996 13:48 I try not to think about the monthly payment 20 lines
12.17025Wed Aug 21 1996 14:22 One vehicle class where competition does help the consumer 24 lines
12.17037Wed Aug 21 1996 14:44 Drink in the house, kids 10 lines
12.17089Thu Aug 22 1996 17:11 They'll find something to do with it for the year 7 lines
12.17752Mon Sep 16 1996 16:25 Where'd I leave those moving boxes? 7 lines
12.17883Fri Sep 20 1996 13:19 Oh really? Then maybe I *will* look into IE... 11 lines
12.17980Tue Sep 24 1996 13:14 I don't know (yet), I'm inferior and must jump off a cliff 14 lines
12.17988Tue Sep 24 1996 16:14 It can use David Hedison's "Hellp mee! Helllllp Meeeee!" 7 lines
TOPIC 13.0 1-900-SOAPBOX
13.142Thu Jan 05 1995 10:52 To get to a specific person on AOL: 9 lines
13.595Mon Nov 06 1995 16:49 Eva Gabor's most frequent line: "Olleevah!" 8 lines
13.818Thu May 09 1996 11:37 Beatlenit 5 lines
TOPIC 14.0 News Briefs
14.136Wed Nov 30 1994 14:17 We must reign in the "judicial" branch of government 35 lines
14.137Wed Nov 30 1994 14:21 Oops 14 lines
14.146Wed Nov 30 1994 14:42 Orwell would love this 26 lines
14.148Wed Nov 30 1994 14:44 Another rant 8 lines
14.150Wed Nov 30 1994 14:51 If this goes through, I'm through voting 13 lines
14.184Thu Dec 01 1994 13:28 Actually, I'm not thrilled with the stamp either, but... 9 lines
14.309Tue Dec 06 1994 15:10 My dieting pal Hillary, what inspiration! 6 lines
14.335Wed Dec 07 1994 12:48 Coincidence, he's just a victim of soicumstance 15 lines
14.343Wed Dec 07 1994 14:25 You wouldn't like the "News of the Weird" books then... 18 lines
14.455Wed Dec 14 1994 11:56 We need an "external non-box Pot & Kettle" note 10 lines
14.456Wed Dec 14 1994 11:58 I liked him better when he was in Mister Rogers anyway 7 lines
14.503Fri Dec 16 1994 10:47 Or maybe simply no one would testify? 12 lines
14.505Fri Dec 16 1994 11:58 Still raises some interesting questions 11 lines
14.510Fri Dec 16 1994 12:57 Zowie, Zorro, Zambia,...? 1 lines
14.596Tue Dec 20 1994 13:13 "There, that oughta satisfy the little b's for another day" 9 lines
14.1103Fri Feb 03 1995 13:39 Prevents offensive mechanical fish odor 5 lines
14.1927Wed May 31 1995 11:21 Where's Weld-o? 20 lines
14.1937Wed May 31 1995 14:00 Time to wear that "Jim Sokolove" concerned expression 10 lines
14.1979Fri Jun 02 1995 13:04 Supermen (other than Kirk Alyn) don't have much luck 13 lines
14.2070Mon Jun 12 1995 13:20 Systematically beaten 5 lines
14.2079Mon Jun 12 1995 17:27 Good thing Fenway doesn't have a Babe statue 8 lines
14.2084Mon Jun 12 1995 17:56 Weaver would probably approve 13 lines
14.2308Wed Jun 21 1995 14:01 No, no, look over here at my other hand 13 lines
14.2312Wed Jun 21 1995 14:45 Learn from history, yes; and then move on 25 lines
14.2341Thu Jun 22 1995 16:20 Oyster stock footage 6 lines
14.2379Fri Jun 23 1995 12:47 My mistake, must be Friday 7 lines
14.2397Mon Jun 26 1995 15:20 Definitely worth seeing 13 lines
14.2429Wed Jun 28 1995 22:46 Komm Gib "Mir" Deine Hand... whoops, wrong language 16 lines
14.2479Fri Jun 30 1995 10:39 "Self-policing", in a pig's eye 19 lines
14.2486Fri Jun 30 1995 11:58 Celebrities professionally sanitized for your safety 13 lines
14.2519Wed Jul 05 1995 15:20 Must've been a different night 13 lines
14.2562Thu Jul 06 1995 14:42 A trip down 64K Memory Lane 70 lines
14.2574Thu Jul 06 1995 15:20 They had neat, weird ads, anyway 19 lines
14.2642Mon Jul 10 1995 16:56 As many as you like, let yourself go with it 3 lines
14.2648Mon Jul 10 1995 17:08 Another cure for caffeine overdose 16 lines
14.2693Wed Jul 12 1995 11:50 Slickwinder slithers along 17 lines
14.2704Wed Jul 12 1995 16:14 He just made it hard on himself 13 lines
14.2743Thu Jul 13 1995 17:16 Moo revenge 3 lines
14.2773Fri Jul 14 1995 17:05 Too late, and irrelevant in today's reality 23 lines
14.2775Fri Jul 14 1995 17:24 Out with the old scandals, in with the new 7 lines
14.2778Fri Jul 14 1995 17:38 A whole army of eager Kennedys are waiting to "serve" us 14 lines
14.2781Fri Jul 14 1995 17:47 Don't they listen to their own editorials? 12 lines
14.2882Fri Jul 21 1995 13:31 Brilliant 8 lines
14.2886Fri Jul 21 1995 13:51 3 lines
14.3081Mon Aug 07 1995 12:57 Buy a couple of pre-V-chip TV's now 22 lines
14.3086Mon Aug 07 1995 15:02 Choice is the key issue 35 lines
14.3090Mon Aug 07 1995 16:39 Government meddling is the main issue 17 lines
14.3094Mon Aug 07 1995 17:26 CC isn't a "safety for all" feature 20 lines
14.3102Tue Aug 08 1995 13:13 "This is damned peculiar..." 22 lines
14.3418Tue Aug 22 1995 13:37 Makes biking look like a good alternative 14 lines
14.3432Wed Aug 23 1995 14:24 Don't waste the money on the trial 16 lines
14.3631Wed Aug 30 1995 17:41 Ziti was the last straw, maybe 8 lines
14.3664Thu Aug 31 1995 15:04 Something's fishy about this 6 lines
14.3823Fri Sep 08 1995 13:21 Speaking of hard-blowing things 22 lines
14.3836Fri Sep 08 1995 14:22 Rich & powerful has its own sex appeal 16 lines
14.3861Fri Sep 08 1995 15:48 Beats "Rock-a-Bye-Baby", I guess 7 lines
14.3862Fri Sep 08 1995 15:48 Crash! :-) 1 lines
14.4004Wed Sep 20 1995 15:48 Love it... could replace "Quincy" 6 lines
14.4021Thu Sep 21 1995 13:24 Jury system doomed in a generally corrupt society 8 lines
14.4124Fri Sep 29 1995 13:30 Ultimate sacrifice 11 lines
14.4134Fri Sep 29 1995 15:01 I'd venture that there's someone there to care for the baby 7 lines
14.4274Thu Oct 12 1995 13:44 Lotus suite now being given away with multimedia upgrades 11 lines
14.4323Wed Oct 18 1995 12:10 It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it 6 lines
14.4331Thu Oct 19 1995 12:26 Sounds like a good Web candidate 8 lines
14.4459Fri Oct 27 1995 16:05 Several puns to choose from 3 lines
14.4462Sat Oct 28 1995 21:31 Could a teaching career be in his future? 14 lines
14.4464Sat Oct 28 1995 23:40 It's not just a job, it's an adventure 9 lines
14.4465Sat Oct 28 1995 23:42 A reply whose time has come, two hours ago 4 lines
14.4471Sun Oct 29 1995 00:16 Oh-oh... 8 lines
14.4583Fri Nov 03 1995 14:42 The Royal Undergarments 15 lines
14.4585Fri Nov 03 1995 15:15 Impotently impudent 10 lines
14.4607Tue Nov 07 1995 14:24 ? 4 lines
14.4778Tue Nov 21 1995 13:17 Election approaching, switch to foreign diversion 17 lines
14.4841Tue Nov 28 1995 13:31 Disintegrating old math book fumes damage ozone layer 3 lines
14.4903Wed Nov 29 1995 15:06 Bill Weld - Future toll taker 25 lines
14.4918Wed Nov 29 1995 16:55 This'll be entertaining, at least 18 lines
14.4929Thu Nov 30 1995 12:45 Crash Win 95 with this family tree 9 lines
14.4930Thu Nov 30 1995 12:47 Not fast enough, again 3 lines
14.5022Wed Dec 06 1995 15:31 History is being (re)written as we speak 6 lines
14.5158Wed Dec 13 1995 09:35 It's a dirty job, etc. 6 lines
14.5160Wed Dec 13 1995 09:47 Must be that mass of conflicting neural impulses again 7 lines
14.5552Wed Jan 17 1996 10:40 Funny money 7 lines
14.5557Wed Jan 17 1996 10:55 Their elaborate hairdos weren't flattering enough 6 lines
14.7724Wed May 01 1996 15:35 "I'm driftin', the world is my friend" 11 lines
14.8383Mon Jun 03 1996 15:56 Grilled for answers 7 lines
14.8726Tue Jul 02 1996 16:27 Somehow, this one's different 9 lines
14.8804Wed Jul 10 1996 13:55 I've seen that look before, your honor... watch it 6 lines
14.8848Wed Jul 10 1996 16:26 But wait, there's more! 6 lines
14.8877Thu Jul 11 1996 17:29 A new look every week for your favorite areas 8 lines
14.8950Mon Jul 15 1996 17:59 The Great VP Exodus? 4 lines
14.9009Thu Jul 18 1996 13:00 Clean cut, handsome, should apply to be a WDW cast member 10 lines
14.9020Thu Jul 18 1996 15:07 Is there a Happy Meal in the box too? 11 lines
14.9089Mon Jul 29 1996 13:12 T'row da bums out 21 lines
14.9216Thu Aug 01 1996 13:30 'Fess up 11 lines
14.9263Fri Aug 09 1996 11:47 Preggers, eh? When did Clinton visit there? 13 lines
14.9354Mon Aug 19 1996 13:36 Crash of C-130 plane containing presidential equipment 16 lines
14.9356Mon Aug 19 1996 13:40 More on the C-130 plane crash 72 lines
14.9521Wed Aug 21 1996 13:58 Something for a slow news day 20 lines
14.9530Wed Aug 21 1996 14:33 Hands off, microphone jockey 16 lines
14.9536Wed Aug 21 1996 14:50 There may or may not be a joke here, let's see 12 lines
14.9553Thu Aug 22 1996 12:18 Must be that "Millenium Madness" thing approaching 10 lines
14.9642Fri Aug 23 1996 13:25 Beer commercials and bad sitcoms 6 lines
14.9686Thu Aug 29 1996 14:33 Irrelevant anyway, since Kennedy's got it made 10 lines
14.9712Thu Aug 29 1996 17:53 Oh, who cares. Down the tubes we go, anyway. 15 lines
14.10002Thu Sep 12 1996 13:50 "Hee Haw", indeed <insert donkey noises here> 18 lines
14.10060Mon Sep 16 1996 16:28 Parking attendant, not plucking attendant 8 lines
14.10072Thu Sep 19 1996 12:17 Nothing will happen, as usual 25 lines
14.10119Wed Sep 25 1996 10:42 'Tis truly a world gone mad 6 lines
14.10121Wed Sep 25 1996 11:54 If decrying hypocrisy is whining, so be it 14 lines
TOPIC 15.0 1-800-SOAPBOX
15.64Wed Nov 30 1994 12:48 Every kid can handle things differently, but... 9 lines
15.332Fri Jan 06 1995 09:33 How dare you show uncommon good taste? 14 lines
15.338Fri Jan 06 1995 11:03 Don't know who's involved here, but TV addicts want teevee 5 lines
15.437Fri Jan 13 1995 12:10 Brain and brain, what is brain? 11 lines
15.1264Fri Apr 07 1995 14:43 They've got this down to a science now 9 lines
15.1457Thu Apr 20 1995 01:15 Middle name not "Dovey", one fervently hopes 7 lines
15.1550Mon May 01 1995 23:28 Quisp: Daws Butler as Jerry Lewis 41 lines
15.1559Tue May 02 1995 11:53 People in my homeroom named "Quist" weren't so lucky 7 lines
15.1713Thu May 11 1995 13:36 Cause and effect 8 lines
15.1785Tue Jun 06 1995 14:16 Okay, I'll say it :-) 6 lines
15.1847Sun Jun 11 1995 22:46 Never did find out who/what this was 5 lines
15.1851Mon Jun 12 1995 12:44 Hollywood creativity never ceases to amaze 11 lines
15.2083Wed Jun 28 1995 23:42 Safe, gentle, and effective 8 lines
15.2129Fri Jul 07 1995 11:56 Could have caused inbreeding problems 11 lines
15.2139Mon Jul 10 1995 17:21 We can roll the image... make it flutter... 19 lines
15.2141Mon Jul 10 1995 17:23 They weren't kidding about "showtime" 9 lines
15.2279Tue Jul 18 1995 17:48 "Drive through to the first window" 7 lines
15.2582Thu Aug 03 1995 15:15 There's a big nest four feet from my door, in fact 11 lines
15.2755Fri Aug 18 1995 15:30 Assuming you haven't already... 4 lines
15.2765Mon Aug 21 1995 13:37 Olympian times 5 lines
15.2785Mon Aug 21 1995 16:03 Now, when's that STS-78 shuttle launch? :-) 6 lines
15.2796Tue Aug 22 1995 12:21 The 100 Km Avoidance Event 16 lines
15.3132Thu Oct 05 1995 18:21 Internet question even too simple for the "big kids" conference 29 lines
15.3138Fri Oct 06 1995 13:08 Yeah, make Internet better so I'll spend more time on it :-) 11 lines
15.3220Fri Oct 13 1995 15:00 No doubt during a dental embrace 5 lines
15.3290Fri Oct 20 1995 13:25 Nasty stuff that I wish I didn't have to learn about 50 lines
15.3362Tue Oct 31 1995 10:37 Wasn't he a "car salesman" or something? 3 lines
15.3514Fri Nov 03 1995 15:11 Sorry if I've told this one before, it's ironic 15 lines
15.3519Fri Nov 03 1995 15:18 Rolled a five... now what hidden meaning does that have? 3 lines
15.3559Tue Nov 07 1995 16:21 Intended for... consumption? 4 lines
15.3561Tue Nov 07 1995 16:27 Dimly recalled from Three Stooges 6 lines
15.3907Wed Dec 06 1995 10:58 Changing monitors should be okay 21 lines
15.3912Wed Dec 06 1995 13:10 It's probably good enough for daytime talk shows 3 lines
15.4662Thu Jan 11 1996 16:20 The Professor as IBM's spokesman might make sense 6 lines
15.6188Thu May 02 1996 15:54 They also come in handy at birthday parties, I hear 19 lines
15.6192Thu May 02 1996 16:57 Aha, caught and fixed grammatical error before the G.P. 17 lines
15.6325Thu May 09 1996 11:22 School systems, yark... 12 lines
15.6604Wed Jun 05 1996 12:24 Drinks ruined in recent years: Tab, Fresca, Moxie 15 lines
15.6647Tue Jun 11 1996 15:33 My favorite switch on any gadget: Manual Override 18 lines
15.6729Thu Jun 20 1996 12:38 Found this in my C book... 13 lines
15.6907Mon Jul 01 1996 17:07 "This Copperman guy'll pay you a visit, see..." 4 lines
15.6913Tue Jul 02 1996 13:32 Please wait while we add yet-more-artwork 16 lines
15.6998Wed Jul 10 1996 23:41 Yep, works great on 3.x 18 lines
15.7001Wed Jul 10 1996 23:52 Got lucky in a software store, for once 22 lines
15.7056Tue Jul 16 1996 11:18 Breaking up is hard to do 7 lines
15.7196Wed Jul 24 1996 16:37 Colloquial Corner 6 lines
15.7207Wed Jul 24 1996 17:04 Yes, indeed 14 lines
15.7277Mon Jul 29 1996 13:24 One can imagine the behind-the-scenes URL Wars 7 lines
15.7280Mon Jul 29 1996 13:37 Oh, a middleman, eh? 7 lines
15.7349Thu Aug 01 1996 13:49 Don't forget the matching carpet 7 lines
15.7469Wed Aug 14 1996 15:44 TIAC is probably nearby 14 lines
15.7829Tue Sep 24 1996 14:54 Haven't been here lately, but it's pretty good 4 lines
TOPIC 16.0 The Ring
16.230Tue Sep 26 1995 16:10 Sounded like Mickey Mouse, come to think of it 4 lines
TOPIC 17.0 Things To Wonder About
17.54Mon Nov 28 1994 12:06 Unfortunately, you saw what you think you saw 13 lines
17.73Mon Nov 28 1994 17:03 Two for the price of one 12 lines
17.86Tue Nov 29 1994 12:42 Then again, what kind of name is Zsa Zsa, or Zasu? 13 lines
17.353Wed Dec 07 1994 12:31 Another "rant" for your entertainment, enjoy... 27 lines
17.445Tue Dec 13 1994 13:02 "Bob" 5 lines
17.934Thu Jan 05 1995 11:57 Same old peach and sierra take on new meaning 14 lines
17.959Thu Jan 05 1995 13:32 If my peach is this color, I'm tossing it 19 lines
17.964Thu Jan 05 1995 13:40 Maybe Dick Clark knows 4 lines
17.988Thu Jan 05 1995 15:20 Before they added the convenient pop-top, that is... 1 lines
17.993Thu Jan 05 1995 15:24 Are his forearms bigger than his biceps? 4 lines
17.1007Thu Jan 05 1995 16:29 Whose vice? 5 lines
17.1076Mon Jan 09 1995 17:00 Binary-snARF --> BARF 4 lines
17.1346Wed Jan 18 1995 12:14 Life's little mysteries 8 lines
17.1348Wed Jan 18 1995 12:38 Either that, or his eyesight was starting to go 7 lines
17.1353Thu Jan 19 1995 12:01 Or perhaps a spot of mold 12 lines
17.1364Thu Jan 19 1995 13:54 Sorry... 2 lines
17.1365Thu Jan 19 1995 14:02 Does it pop when you stick a fork in it? 15 lines
17.1402Sat Jan 21 1995 11:08 Almost my new p/n, but too weird even for me 9 lines
17.1450Tue Jan 24 1995 10:21 Hey, Pri...er, uh, hey you! 9 lines
17.1476Tue Jan 24 1995 12:26 Perhaps creative and/or calculated 24 lines
17.1518Wed Jan 25 1995 10:20 No, not Hillsbury... 4 lines
17.1770Thu Feb 02 1995 11:21 There's a low-pressure cranial-rectal inversion region approaching 9 lines
17.1778Thu Feb 02 1995 11:37 Haven't heard this term in about 30 years, but what the heck 5 lines
17.1782Thu Feb 02 1995 11:55 Old Grandma 5 lines
17.1879Mon Feb 06 1995 11:44 He might make a good third-base ump, but that's about it 22 lines
17.1882Mon Feb 06 1995 12:07 Doesn't make it the government's business, imo 8 lines
17.1885Mon Feb 06 1995 12:18 That could be used to justify anything 14 lines
17.2030Thu Feb 09 1995 14:55 Brady BS Meter Pinned 12 lines
17.2142Thu Feb 16 1995 16:20 Think I'll have a nice salad tonight 7 lines
17.2182Fri Feb 17 1995 16:42 This oughta solve any problems 6 lines
17.2471Wed Mar 01 1995 23:41 Red. No, green. Okay, green. Noooo... red. 27 lines
17.3086Mon Mar 27 1995 12:51 Look at us baby, up all night tearing the Eagles apart 5 lines
17.3325Wed Apr 05 1995 18:39 10 lines
17.3470Tue Apr 11 1995 15:28 Or were they replaced by PhMc'd grads? 6 lines
17.3477Tue Apr 11 1995 16:43 I need to get out more often... out of the cube, that is 9 lines
17.3485Tue Apr 11 1995 18:07 That's what I was afraid of, too bad... 6 lines
17.4128Wed May 03 1995 14:22 Easy to reply to a puffball note 8 lines
17.4131Wed May 03 1995 14:35 It's what he wants to hear 19 lines
17.4133Wed May 03 1995 14:45 Some of us have had tougher times than others 6 lines
17.4140Wed May 03 1995 15:12 Unfortunately, we don't always get a choice 17 lines
17.4153Wed May 03 1995 16:46 Maybe he'll address exec-level issues in the future 32 lines
17.4256Fri May 05 1995 23:33 Disappeared from Comedy Central already?... 8 lines
17.4491Fri May 12 1995 23:14 Monica Collins sharpened her pen well for the Judds 37 lines
17.4492Sat May 13 1995 00:34 Other than another way to make a quick buck... 16 lines
17.4588Wed May 17 1995 14:56 Please... leave TV songs on TV 4 lines
17.4631Fri May 19 1995 17:43 Gotta get in my shot at Clinton for the day 8 lines
17.4795Tue May 30 1995 18:00 Big foam-headed creechures 7 lines
17.4884Fri Jun 02 1995 12:54 Do the romper-bomper-stomper-boo 5 lines
17.4898Fri Jun 02 1995 17:33 "I see Bill... hi Cindy... Bob, where'd you get that gun?" 7 lines
17.4939Wed Jun 07 1995 12:28 Too bad it wasn't one of those nice female British accents 8 lines
17.4960Thu Jun 08 1995 11:53 Better close your eyes when you rinse... 20 lines
17.5050Mon Jun 12 1995 17:40 Newt the Tragic Dragon lived in D.C. 15 lines
17.5291Tue Jun 20 1995 15:09 Not Dale Dorman in disguise, I assume 8 lines
17.5332Wed Jun 21 1995 11:10 Wow!!!!!! 15 lines
17.5334Wed Jun 21 1995 11:55 Summer, humbug 21 lines
17.5347Wed Jun 21 1995 14:54 Ultimately they're mostly two-dimensional 5 lines
17.5417Thu Jun 22 1995 16:18 Also, buy a bigger disk to hold all the TIFFs 13 lines
17.5594Fri Jun 30 1995 11:40 I must have missed this one... 7 lines
17.5599Fri Jun 30 1995 12:15 It's a time warp, Captain 12 lines
17.5600Fri Jun 30 1995 12:16 Arghk 2 lines
17.5601Fri Jun 30 1995 12:19 Paging Hugh G. ... 10 lines
17.5624Fri Jun 30 1995 17:21 3 lines
17.5654Thu Jul 06 1995 16:16 "409 in the Coffeemaker"? 20 lines
17.5655Thu Jul 06 1995 16:19 Eleven? 6 lines
17.5669Thu Jul 06 1995 16:29 Oh yeah, now I remember... punk... auuurrrr 12 lines
17.5672Thu Jul 06 1995 16:34 It's a time warp, Captain 14 lines
17.5834Wed Jul 12 1995 11:36 Oh-oh, one got out of the lab again 23 lines
17.5895Wed Jul 12 1995 17:32 Lawrence Welk used to salute, too 18 lines
17.5950Fri Jul 14 1995 17:15 Usually from Toody to Lucille 6 lines
17.6411Mon Jul 31 1995 14:30 Process is our most important product 7 lines
17.6418Tue Aug 01 1995 00:28 Duh! 27 lines
17.6463Wed Aug 02 1995 11:33 Rembrandt Werlpoule 23 lines
17.6821Thu Aug 10 1995 14:24 Since Gerald beat me to it with paper towels... 7 lines
17.7007Wed Aug 16 1995 16:32 Where's Casey Kasem when you need him? 10 lines
17.7046Thu Aug 17 1995 13:03 Ejected by the system that they proved wrong 7 lines
17.7047Thu Aug 17 1995 13:44 You know it's time to quit when... 21 lines
17.7049Thu Aug 17 1995 13:50 La-de-da-de-deeee 4 lines
17.7051Thu Aug 17 1995 15:13 Another period piece 25 lines
17.7073Fri Aug 18 1995 15:05 Training box 4 lines
17.7146Tue Aug 22 1995 16:59 Okay, I'll say it 3 lines
17.7186Wed Aug 23 1995 14:14 Something's gotta give 14 lines
17.7273Fri Aug 25 1995 23:49 She's quite full of it 9 lines
17.7277Sun Aug 27 1995 03:29 TTWA: Why I'm here at this hour; I should be at Egghead 10 lines
17.7570Wed Sep 06 1995 11:16 I'd throw it out if I could, but I can't, so... 23 lines
17.7580Wed Sep 06 1995 12:45 "Please help us continue our high standards of behavior" 8 lines
17.7581Wed Sep 06 1995 12:47 Absolute power corrupts, except me, 'cause I don't have it 7 lines
17.7587Wed Sep 06 1995 13:31 Only Bob Cummings knows for sure 7 lines
17.7588Wed Sep 06 1995 13:34 Sounds like good payback 9 lines
17.7593Wed Sep 06 1995 13:41 Nature at work 5 lines
17.7838Thu Sep 14 1995 12:38 Consult the Oracle 8 lines
17.7840Thu Sep 14 1995 12:41 Symptomatic of our society, perhaps 8 lines
17.7864Thu Sep 14 1995 15:35 Somewhat entertaining on a slow day 15 lines
17.7867Thu Sep 14 1995 15:48 But seriously, folks 10 lines
17.7950Tue Sep 19 1995 12:32 <Insert "Match Game" theme here> 17 lines
17.7951Tue Sep 19 1995 12:38 Before I get sued by Goodson-Todman 7 lines
17.7954Tue Sep 19 1995 13:04 Must be able to retract lower jaw and lip like he did, and... 7 lines
17.7959Tue Sep 19 1995 13:44 Lately I'm getting 70's nostalgia, get the medicine 20 lines
17.7967Tue Sep 19 1995 15:35 Cue the announcer... 4... 3... 2... 122 lines
17.7983Tue Sep 19 1995 18:15 5 lines
17.8025Wed Sep 20 1995 15:38 Someday I'll buy a tape player for this car 8 lines
17.8117Tue Sep 26 1995 13:30 Two new visitors to the Playhouse 13 lines
17.8121Wed Sep 27 1995 00:16 He'd slip one by once in a while 14 lines
17.8125Wed Sep 27 1995 11:25 Roswell, now there's a great name 9 lines
17.8143Thu Sep 28 1995 13:06 Almost, but not quite, a Paul Lynde reply 6 lines
17.8197Thu Sep 28 1995 17:26 Attack of the Fifty-Foot President 6 lines
17.8223Fri Sep 29 1995 12:59 Fess up 12 lines
17.8297Mon Oct 02 1995 22:22 The real TTWA is in the O.J. topic 20 lines
17.8436Fri Oct 06 1995 12:54 Sorry, local Boston-area "Boomtown" joke 5 lines
17.8442Fri Oct 06 1995 13:27 Don't newspapers have editors anymore? 7 lines
17.8449Fri Oct 06 1995 15:36 You can't get this on the Internet, folks 13 lines
17.8486Mon Oct 09 1995 16:07 C'mon "Lenny", give us our ball back! 15 lines
17.8488Mon Oct 09 1995 16:09 That, or missiles 5 lines
17.8512Tue Oct 10 1995 13:30 Bring a helmet... 9 lines
17.8581Wed Oct 11 1995 15:08 An acute problem, no doubt involving loans 5 lines
17.8601Wed Oct 11 1995 17:32 Someone in here will get this, from long ago :-) 9 lines
17.8622Thu Oct 12 1995 13:33 Those were the days 17 lines
17.8648Fri Oct 13 1995 15:03 There was this long rain delay, see... 7 lines
17.8829Thu Oct 19 1995 12:56 Oh-oh, time for a career change 6 lines
17.8963Tue Oct 24 1995 11:27 Are these employees or ingredients? 8 lines
17.9032Wed Oct 25 1995 13:21 I don't see this 26 lines
17.9036Wed Oct 25 1995 14:28 Error bit gets set when I see "all" expressed or implied 13 lines
17.9108Fri Oct 27 1995 16:31 Won't you drive my sleigh tonight? 6 lines
17.9223Wed Nov 01 1995 16:03 Or don't do, as in this case 6 lines
17.9243Thu Nov 02 1995 14:29 "My, he hasn't changed a bit over the years..." 15 lines
17.9321Tue Nov 07 1995 11:07 Commercials only? 8 lines
17.9325Tue Nov 07 1995 11:21 And how about them condom ads on Comedy Central? 8 lines
17.9330Tue Nov 07 1995 11:51 Get the VCR's primed 9 lines
17.9829Tue Nov 28 1995 13:28 Coin-operated discussions while-U-wait 8 lines
17.9834Tue Nov 28 1995 13:34 Lots of dryer wit in here as well 4 lines
17.9846Tue Nov 28 1995 14:59 Most new schemes don't have my interests in mind 8 lines
17.9936Thu Nov 30 1995 13:11 Ted Turner says he'll squash Murdoch like a bug 8 lines
17.9945Thu Nov 30 1995 13:57 Does he own the Boston Herald as well?... 17 lines
17.10023Mon Dec 04 1995 09:49 Cranky Ol' Dear Abby Blues 5 lines
17.10084Tue Dec 05 1995 09:55 Advanced lawsuit avoidance 10 lines
17.10093Tue Dec 05 1995 10:45 Ba-ding! 12 lines
17.10165Wed Dec 06 1995 16:21 It's a dirty job, but... 6 lines
17.10173Wed Dec 06 1995 17:26 Whoops, wrong topic... oh well... 3 lines
17.10189Thu Dec 07 1995 09:22 I've got lots of excuses for my poor memory 10 lines
17.10230Thu Dec 07 1995 16:10 Sacrilege warning 9 lines
17.10365Tue Dec 12 1995 12:18 Step right up, folks, see the "Out of Control Mothers" 12 lines
17.10374Tue Dec 12 1995 13:05 If they can sell out at $40, they can sell out at $50 24 lines
17.10390Tue Dec 12 1995 14:53 Or maybe Voucheral Barbie 7 lines
17.10487Wed Dec 13 1995 15:37 With accompanying "Psycho" music, yet 9 lines
17.10601Tue Dec 19 1995 10:26 Melt your snow with a handy telescope and the sun 25 lines
17.10625Tue Dec 19 1995 12:53 11 lines
17.10629Tue Dec 19 1995 12:58 This is a strange eck topic 5 lines
17.10632Tue Dec 19 1995 13:02 It's actually rugged-looking, I just wimped out 10 lines
17.10634Tue Dec 19 1995 13:08 Patrick Stewart's probably available 8 lines
17.10636Tue Dec 19 1995 13:09 Where the treetops listen 5 lines
17.11202Fri Jan 12 1996 15:29 He disappeared well before the snowstorms started 19 lines
17.11289Tue Jan 16 1996 15:20 "A little to the left, near the 9-foot-high pile" 10 lines
17.11299Wed Jan 17 1996 10:37 Coupon Ring Blues 18 lines
17.11319Wed Jan 17 1996 16:02 Hillary hot air > Solar perihelion effect 19 lines
17.11351Thu Jan 18 1996 13:13 Two completely unrelated wonders 10 lines
17.13426Thu Mar 28 1996 09:30 Accompanied by black copters 10 lines
17.13465Fri Mar 29 1996 16:39 Always change your choice after the first door is revealed 6 lines
17.13926Fri Apr 19 1996 17:28 Sounds nice; might also want to consider: 10 lines
17.14267Wed May 01 1996 11:06 It's okay, I was done with it anyway 5 lines
17.15435Mon Jun 03 1996 18:25 21" --> 23" when they "squared off" the tubes ca. 1965 9 lines
17.15498Wed Jun 05 1996 16:00 Almost the funniest conference on the net 13 lines
17.15602Fri Jun 07 1996 13:41 "'Cause I'll just use you, then I'll set you free" 10 lines
17.15718Wed Jun 12 1996 12:14 Milk and honey 29 lines
17.15905Fri Jun 14 1996 13:08 Timing is everything 10 lines
17.16076Thu Jun 20 1996 10:45 A mug of fresh hot water 16 lines
17.16404Fri Jun 28 1996 13:21 "Wake up and go to sleep" - Moe Howard 9 lines
17.16450Fri Jun 28 1996 16:41 It could resemble the Hamburger Helper creature 11 lines
17.16493Tue Jul 02 1996 13:47 Boom, boom, boomtown, yee-haa 4 lines
17.16529Tue Jul 02 1996 16:49 A "running" one, to boot 3 lines
17.16620Tue Jul 09 1996 16:48 TTWA: why salaries & ticket prices are still going up 69 lines
17.16623Tue Jul 09 1996 17:32 What revenue % is TV and corporate ticket sales 30 lines
17.16651Wed Jul 10 1996 14:53 Maybe they should name them after cartoon characters 20 lines
17.16663Wed Jul 10 1996 15:14 What a relief, I was about to call my lawyer... 7 lines
17.16664Wed Jul 10 1996 15:15 It's a dirty job, etc. 6 lines
17.16665Wed Jul 10 1996 15:17 Hands-on meteorological research 6 lines
17.16681Wed Jul 10 1996 17:14 A tin lining among the dark clouds 12 lines
17.16686Wed Jul 10 1996 17:31 All those ties... good, more oxygen for the rest of us 15 lines
17.16687Wed Jul 10 1996 17:47 Repetez s'il vous plait: I'm a pest. I'm a pest. 9 lines
17.16703Thu Jul 11 1996 12:41 Her trail disappears around 1975 43 lines
17.16706Thu Jul 11 1996 13:39 ...and then she mysteriously disappeared without a trace 5 lines
17.16711Thu Jul 11 1996 15:08 All these kids look alike 5 lines
17.16718Thu Jul 11 1996 17:23 At least we know what happened to Danny Bonaduce 12 lines
17.16722Thu Jul 11 1996 17:56 Why do I remember this junk? :-) 15 lines
17.16902Thu Jul 18 1996 12:48 :-) 13 lines
17.16964Fri Jul 19 1996 16:11 Maybe it's a French word 8 lines
17.17005Tue Jul 23 1996 13:25 I think this is the correct URL for Edmund's... 8 lines
17.17112Fri Jul 26 1996 13:39 Bet he's used lots of 'em, too 7 lines
17.17142Mon Jul 29 1996 13:31 Chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter 8 lines
17.17310Thu Aug 01 1996 14:47 Something new in Management Science? 6 lines
17.17411Fri Aug 02 1996 16:07 Reminds me of the opening scene in "The Prisoner" 16 lines
17.17415Fri Aug 02 1996 16:36 Now I'd pay cash money to see that... 3 lines
17.17529Wed Aug 07 1996 12:33 Incessant yawning is the primary symptom 5 lines
17.17620Fri Aug 09 1996 11:19 Dole should do the right thing and step down 17 lines
17.17621Fri Aug 09 1996 11:22 Could Kemp beat Clinton? 6 lines
17.17832Wed Aug 14 1996 14:37 New York is not part of New England, last time I looked 9 lines
17.18110Thu Aug 22 1996 15:35 Kind of like Barney, only worse 10 lines
17.18123Thu Aug 22 1996 15:58 It was good for something, like nails on a chalkboard 15 lines
17.18153Fri Aug 23 1996 13:18 Swingin' hammocks 14 lines
17.18197Mon Aug 26 1996 17:30 Name your name 11 lines
17.18406Thu Sep 05 1996 13:18 "I just read it for the stories." 6 lines
17.18501Tue Sep 10 1996 16:12 Slowwwwwwly I turn... step by step... inch by inch... 16 lines
17.18791Fri Sep 20 1996 13:13 e.g., "Don't ever work for John Doe! - anon7" 8 lines
17.18855Mon Sep 23 1996 12:04 Sagans of downloaded bytes all over the world 13 lines
17.18861Mon Sep 23 1996 12:49 It's fun trying to keep up 5 lines
17.18864Mon Sep 23 1996 15:46 Still grinding my teeth over yesterday's 7-2 10 lines
17.18884Tue Sep 24 1996 15:14 How 'bout Cokie Roberts, then? 6 lines
17.18890Tue Sep 24 1996 16:10 [Insert crunchy food sounds here] 6 lines
17.18905Tue Sep 24 1996 17:17 Like an Irwin Allen disaster movie 8 lines
17.18920Tue Sep 24 1996 18:19 The collective insect mind knows all 5 lines
17.18938Wed Sep 25 1996 14:20 Gender genre 7 lines
17.18939Wed Sep 25 1996 14:20 :-) 3 lines
17.18969Wed Sep 25 1996 15:55 alt.sex.stories.romance.macho-for-guys? 13 lines
TOPIC 18.0 Bill Clinton/Hillary Rodham
18.134Thu Dec 01 1994 12:10 Let's get a real leader in there 13 lines
18.177Wed Dec 07 1994 16:07 I fear that we ain't seen nothing yet 15 lines
18.407Tue Jan 10 1995 14:39 Let us know when she's done "changing" 23 lines
18.631Tue Apr 11 1995 15:22 Why, what's wrong with the eggs? Salmonella? 8 lines
18.638Wed Apr 26 1995 17:35 "Secret" indictments, or just noise? 15 lines
18.640Fri Apr 28 1995 12:38 Will their resignations also be sealed? 6 lines
18.654Mon May 01 1995 22:58 Fails the Implied Warrant of Merchandability test 23 lines
18.658Tue May 02 1995 11:21 Sounds like a plot for the new "Outer Limits" 37 lines
18.672Sat May 13 1995 00:39 Special Guest NBA Appearance by... 13 lines
18.744Wed May 17 1995 16:13 Clinton the Big Red Dog, whoops that's Clifford 10 lines
18.753Fri May 19 1995 12:45 Even less known here than in the tank case 15 lines
18.760Mon May 22 1995 15:50 What a difference a year makes 16 lines
18.795Fri May 26 1995 14:46 Should be fun 24 lines
18.798Fri May 26 1995 15:37 "Deny" will be his most overused word 3 lines
18.827Fri Jun 02 1995 13:43 Doesn't sound like a peace-loving boomer, does he? 26 lines
18.830Fri Jun 02 1995 15:52 "Rogue states"? 6 lines
18.832Fri Jun 02 1995 17:45 But what do we do about a rogue prez? 12 lines
18.849Thu Jun 08 1995 11:26 Slick occasionally does something right 16 lines
18.861Fri Jun 09 1995 11:54 86 weeks to go 8 lines
18.889Mon Jun 12 1995 12:54 That's the problem, they're mostly the same 19 lines
18.917Wed Jun 14 1995 15:41 Everyone's a crook; no one will care about Whitewater 14 lines
18.959Fri Jun 16 1995 14:11 Never knew who/what he was 7 lines
18.980Fri Jun 23 1995 12:19 We're even smarter than you hope we are 30 lines
18.1014Mon Jun 26 1995 14:05 Wait, I have to dab away the tears... okay 37 lines
18.1023Fri Jun 30 1995 11:22 Pretty slick, as usual 11 lines
18.1044Thu Jul 06 1995 10:43 Keep talking until they smile 8 lines
18.1048Thu Jul 06 1995 17:28 Is it "harmony" when he pounds the podium? 6 lines
18.1065Fri Jul 07 1995 14:43 Buy now, product being discontinued 9 lines
18.1115Wed Jul 12 1995 11:20 It's more like the opposite of Nixon/China 43 lines
18.1127Wed Jul 12 1995 12:21 Yarf! 50 lines
18.1128Wed Jul 12 1995 12:29 Party usually jumps off the cliff with the incumbent 13 lines
18.1160Thu Jul 13 1995 11:44 Image: struggling animals on the Discovery Channel 14 lines
18.1171Thu Jul 13 1995 14:54 Let his (in)actions speak for themselves 18 lines
18.1181Fri Jul 14 1995 11:42 The madder he gets, the louder we laugh 30 lines
18.1263Thu Jul 20 1995 13:18 Good, Billy, cave in 11 lines
18.1269Thu Jul 20 1995 15:15 "I like apples. I hate apples. Pick the opinion that you like." 21 lines
18.1346Mon Aug 07 1995 13:04 Sauce for Packwood should be sauce for Clinton 16 lines
18.1351Tue Aug 08 1995 13:57 They can say hi to their bank accounts 3 lines
18.1369Fri Aug 11 1995 15:31 As charming as a snake 9 lines
18.1371Fri Aug 11 1995 16:09 One of my college-days hobbies 20 lines
18.1379Tue Aug 15 1995 12:44 TV coverage like this would doom Clinton & Co. 219 lines
18.1394Wed Aug 16 1995 17:39 Money abuse vs. power abuse? 9 lines
18.1416Mon Sep 04 1995 19:46 A popular guy 8 lines
18.1426Wed Sep 06 1995 13:54 Bellicose bumpkin 6 lines
18.1448Fri Sep 08 1995 10:48 One small step 24 lines
18.1555Tue Oct 03 1995 00:48 Older than Dole 25 lines
18.1620Wed Oct 11 1995 12:41 467 more days, only 467 more days 14 lines
18.1637Thu Oct 19 1995 10:46 Tacky Taxcollector 10 lines
18.1653Fri Oct 20 1995 12:50 Sorry, he was just tired 16 lines
18.1659Tue Oct 24 1995 12:44 Think "Burt Reynolds on speed" 14 lines
18.1662Tue Oct 24 1995 13:51 A rusty jackhammer might be the closest thing 6 lines
18.1667Tue Oct 24 1995 23:45 Wasn't exactly "Fire Dogs" 12 lines
18.1725Fri Oct 27 1995 10:56 Pop the balloons, the party's over 14 lines
18.1737Fri Oct 27 1995 16:03 Sunny day, hide the handcuffs away 4 lines
18.1744Tue Oct 31 1995 12:24 Is there no refuge or escape from this character? 14 lines
18.1761Tue Oct 31 1995 21:40 Now that O.J.'s over, he needs another diversion 20 lines
18.1764Wed Nov 01 1995 13:11 That did the trick, thanks... 3 lines
18.1783Tue Nov 07 1995 09:44 Feel free to go yourselves, and take a Clinton with you 35 lines
18.1790Tue Nov 07 1995 11:46 Principally unprincipled 29 lines
18.1849Mon Dec 04 1995 10:19 Pick whichever of Slick's faces matches your views 26 lines
18.1862Mon Dec 04 1995 11:47 Maybe Curly's Mussolini uniform is still around... 13 lines
18.2127Wed Jan 10 1996 12:20 There's gonna be a time, when you're gonna change your mind 25 lines
18.2134Wed Jan 10 1996 14:25 Must incumbents always be coronated by their party? 21 lines
18.2199Thu Jan 11 1996 15:58 Give Slick a banana, maybe it'll calm him down 18 lines
18.2208Thu Jan 11 1996 17:21 What's next from this oafish lout? Spitting? 16 lines
18.2225Fri Jan 12 1996 10:28 Does he keep a set of presidential masks around? 19 lines
18.2861Wed May 08 1996 13:52 Gah, do *something*! 23 lines
18.3695Fri May 31 1996 14:21 What's next from him "for our own protection"? 25 lines
18.3696Fri May 31 1996 14:26 Don't trust this guy for a nanosecond 6 lines
18.3700Fri May 31 1996 14:33 Still looking for that third alternative 6 lines
18.3717Fri May 31 1996 16:01 A cheery message for a Friday afternoon 25 lines
18.3835Fri Jun 07 1996 16:37 The Demo Donkey personified, for all the world to see 10 lines
18.3841Fri Jun 07 1996 17:33 Elected by a small subset of the populace 10 lines
18.3846Fri Jun 07 1996 18:04 Pleasant Valley Sunday (oh God, I'm quoting the Monkees!) 10 lines
18.3959Wed Jun 19 1996 13:51 Sounds like something from the desk of Maxwell Smart 237 lines
18.3965Thu Jun 20 1996 16:54 Has she read the Globe today? 8 lines
18.4027Mon Jun 24 1996 13:20 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... 15 lines
18.4028Mon Jun 24 1996 13:23 Makes my skin crawl 6 lines
18.4102Fri Jun 28 1996 12:02 A showstopper-class blunder, imho 28 lines
18.4141Fri Jul 12 1996 13:48 This is a *request for info*, not "news" 11 lines
18.4142Fri Jul 12 1996 14:07 How rude of her! :-) 88 lines
18.4147Fri Jul 12 1996 15:19 Read but not confirmed 8 lines
18.4275Fri Jul 19 1996 15:31 Unless we switch parties, we don't have much choice 16 lines
18.4279Fri Jul 19 1996 15:41 You no playa the game, you no maka the rules 7 lines
18.4361Tue Aug 06 1996 14:08 Inevitable but probably irrelevant 77 lines
18.4371Wed Aug 07 1996 13:27 What a tangled web we weave... 25 lines
18.4372Wed Aug 07 1996 14:04 Does "executive priv" apply to a president's wife? 17 lines
18.4374Wed Aug 07 1996 14:38 "We are the President" - actual Hillary quote 22 lines
18.4377Wed Aug 07 1996 14:44 I should've remembered this from Nixon/Watergate :-) 10 lines
18.4445Thu Aug 29 1996 14:40 Just in time for the fall festivities 4 lines
18.4492Fri Aug 30 1996 13:44 Another tangled web 17 lines
18.4648Thu Sep 19 1996 13:28 Aside from a stuffed bear, what does the kid get? 8 lines
18.4673Tue Sep 24 1996 14:50 As always, we get pretty much exactly what we deserve 27 lines
18.4675Tue Sep 24 1996 15:20 "This Bic survived a nuclear test..." 7 lines
18.4692Wed Sep 25 1996 10:54 He loves an America with Bill Clinton running the show 8 lines
TOPIC 19.0 Introductions
19.856Thu Nov 30 1995 17:21 Something for the discriminating vibrating palate 5 lines
19.910Tue Dec 19 1995 09:35 This oughta be fun, maybe I can start dating again too 7 lines
19.930Tue Dec 19 1995 14:40 Anyway, my wife sez Italian Sub breath is worse 5 lines
TOPIC 20.0 Abortion
20.4871Mon Jul 22 1996 15:15 History records occasional freaks of nature 7 lines
TOPIC 23.0 The Winter of 1994/1995
23.78Thu Dec 01 1994 13:16 Tis the season, but watch out for that yellowjacket! 4 lines
23.258Mon Feb 06 1995 12:09 Worth a trip 6 lines
TOPIC 24.0 Thanksgiving
24.52Wed Nov 23 1994 12:43 They forgot the punch line 6 lines
TOPIC 26.0 WhiteWaterGate
26.41Mon Nov 28 1994 11:54 Did I miss it? Was she guilty? Or was it "forgotten"? 11 lines
26.43Mon Nov 28 1994 13:10 They might as well get this over with before '96 6 lines
26.71Wed Dec 07 1994 14:07 The WeSaySo "Justice" Corporation strikes again 11 lines
26.73Wed Dec 07 1994 14:39 Kroykah... 6 lines
26.1141Mon Jul 22 1996 16:27 Who decides what gets on the air at C-SPAN? 55 lines
26.1142Tue Jul 23 1996 15:41 Sorry if this is old news and/or a repeat 34 lines
26.1143Tue Jul 23 1996 15:43 Another "oldie", in case it didn't get mentioned here 73 lines
26.1148Wed Jul 24 1996 13:12 Been to that well too many times 5 lines
26.1174Thu Aug 22 1996 17:14 Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear 8 lines
TOPIC 29.0 GATT
29.51Thu Dec 01 1994 12:44 GATT, at the speed of light. What's the rush? 16 lines
29.112Wed May 17 1995 13:24 "Find me an easy, safe, popular target" 8 lines
TOPIC 30.0 Newt Gingrich
30.905Wed Jan 18 1995 12:01 Unprecedented, unparalled, microscopic "coverage" 13 lines
30.940Thu Jan 19 1995 12:31 Wake me when it's over 10 lines
30.1635Tue Nov 28 1995 10:01 1996 is a special-case election, unfortunately 34 lines
30.1691Thu Nov 30 1995 09:30 Incumbency may not be a big advantage in recent times 14 lines
TOPIC 31.0 The Former Yugoslavian States
31.166Wed Sep 13 1995 11:05 What are the Russians up to? 9 lines
31.172Wed Sep 13 1995 15:18 The winds of war are blowing... let's get outta there 7 lines
31.192Tue Oct 03 1995 01:07 "Look at this hand, while my other hand does the dirt" 14 lines
31.218Wed Nov 22 1995 14:16 Clint-o-Speak waves approaching, shields up 14 lines
31.247Tue Nov 28 1995 10:32 Nine out of ten say "No" to Americans in Bosnia 43 lines
31.280Tue Nov 28 1995 15:28 Let's put the spears away and get out of the Middle Ages 30 lines
31.282Tue Nov 28 1995 15:45 He's received and understood his assignment 15 lines
31.296Thu Nov 30 1995 09:39 Up, up and away 17 lines
31.308Mon Dec 04 1995 13:40 Transparent 8 lines
31.359Tue Dec 12 1995 12:27 Watch for subtle escalation 22 lines
31.361Tue Dec 12 1995 13:24 Argh, bad network, bad! 25 lines
31.366Thu Dec 14 1995 11:22 Disgusted with Congress, again 31 lines
31.369Thu Dec 14 1995 13:32 Another foot in the door to watch out for 27 lines
31.417Tue Dec 19 1995 09:49 I'm still practicing "news" (indoctrination) avoidance 13 lines
31.463Thu Sep 19 1996 15:01 It's a dirty job, etc. 7 lines
TOPIC 32.0 BoxBashes
32.1302Fri Aug 18 1995 14:41 A lappy ending 6 lines
32.1982Thu Nov 30 1995 13:48 Waited two months to fit this joke in somewhere 5 lines
32.1999Wed Dec 06 1995 16:24 I missed the list 8 lines
TOPIC 33.0 Separation of Church and State // School Prayer
33.1139Fri Oct 06 1995 13:13 Non-sequitur, but I was pre-destined to write it 13 lines
33.1990Tue Dec 19 1995 14:03 What's In, What's Out, for Christmas 1995 4 lines
TOPIC 34.0 OJ Simpson Trial
34.75Thu Jan 19 1995 13:27 The Trial of the Century 15 lines
34.78Thu Jan 19 1995 15:36 Mencken was right, again 34 lines
34.86Thu Jan 19 1995 16:18 One of those truth-stranger-than-fiction things? 19 lines
34.164Wed Jan 25 1995 12:02 BTW, Ito seems to be quite a hothead 16 lines
34.181Wed Jan 25 1995 14:20 Public reputation is toasted 18 lines
34.258Fri Jan 27 1995 09:24 Sounds "highly irregular" 5 lines
34.423Thu Feb 02 1995 11:11 We don't have this problem with newspapers, thankfully 17 lines
34.486Mon Feb 06 1995 12:03 Professional analyses slanted to the highest bidder 6 lines
34.863Fri Feb 17 1995 17:16 Pun intended... 5 lines
34.951Thu Feb 23 1995 15:11 Here's a good incentive to stay awake 9 lines
34.1083Thu Mar 02 1995 00:12 The new haircut must have done the trick then 6 lines
34.2118Fri Apr 07 1995 12:47 The Surreal Trial of the Century 22 lines
34.2135Fri Apr 07 1995 14:00 Beyond silly into embarrassing 7 lines
34.2209Mon Apr 10 1995 16:02 Already been killed twelve ways 5 lines
34.2369Thu Apr 13 1995 17:14 Mercifully cut back from a long, tedious analysis: 12 lines
34.2673Fri Jun 02 1995 15:38 Apparently "12" is not cast in concrete 9 lines
34.2727Mon Jun 12 1995 13:08 Awrg, how many hours did I waste watching that series? 14 lines
34.2728Mon Jun 12 1995 13:11 Two shameless, brassy, show-bizzy buffoons 6 lines
34.2779Fri Jun 16 1995 14:44 What else does he tell the jury? 8 lines
34.3197Wed Aug 09 1995 11:20 Is that all they have on him? 7 lines
34.3229Mon Aug 14 1995 12:57 Another "innocent" question 9 lines
34.3326Wed Aug 16 1995 13:38 Ito's getting pretty shaken up 20 lines
34.3358Fri Aug 18 1995 11:59 The blood bank, perhaps 4 lines
34.3362Fri Aug 18 1995 12:34 A bunch of questions 22 lines
34.3385Mon Aug 21 1995 13:52 Can't even get away from him at 2:00 AM 5 lines
34.3441Wed Aug 23 1995 12:50 Total probably closer to $100 mill 15 lines
34.3566Wed Aug 30 1995 13:52 This won't be over 'till it's over 17 lines
34.3613Fri Sep 01 1995 11:43 He'll still walk, though 19 lines
34.3625Fri Sep 01 1995 14:47 Oh no, not again. 8 lines
34.3659Thu Sep 07 1995 12:54 Sounds like a bitter withdrawal of sorts 22 lines
34.3734Fri Sep 08 1995 14:52 After (de)liberation, O.J. home for Halloween 10 lines
34.3743Fri Sep 08 1995 15:44 Eggzit, lion all the way evennn, stage left 8 lines
34.3869Wed Sep 13 1995 13:01 I'll go with my first one, 10/31 8 lines
34.3870Wed Sep 13 1995 13:02 Teevee "art" imitates circus life 5 lines
34.3929Fri Sep 15 1995 11:23 "Okay, okay, not guilty, now let's get outta here!" 21 lines
34.3934Fri Sep 15 1995 12:41 As the days threaten to become weeks, they'll cave 24 lines
34.3948Fri Sep 15 1995 15:18 Most people are far more emotional than logical 33 lines
34.4028Wed Sep 20 1995 16:01 Ronald McDonald is sweating this one out 8 lines
34.4075Thu Sep 21 1995 14:15 Jury instructions: Take good notes for your books 16 lines
34.4426Thu Sep 28 1995 11:52 Sounds like something from Madison Avenue 4 lines
34.4442Thu Sep 28 1995 13:12 Usually followed by "Woo-woo-woo-wooooo" 7 lines
34.4492Thu Sep 28 1995 17:09 Corrected because my own brain wasn't keeping up 25 lines
34.4555Fri Sep 29 1995 12:04 Cochran's gone way beyond "doing his job" 53 lines
34.4563Fri Sep 29 1995 13:22 If there's enough evidence left after discounting Fuhrman... 42 lines
34.4575Fri Sep 29 1995 14:55 Seems like an "us against the cops" thing 33 lines
34.4594Fri Sep 29 1995 17:10 The "all-or-nothing" issue is central 24 lines
34.4596Fri Sep 29 1995 17:12 Anyone there wearing funny-nose glasses yet? 6 lines
34.4760Mon Oct 02 1995 23:42 Well, they sure didn't hang 39 lines
34.4761Mon Oct 02 1995 23:47 Could be a footnote 6 lines
34.4769Tue Oct 03 1995 01:27 Atrocious violation of grammatical law corrected 32 lines
34.5008Tue Oct 03 1995 22:04 A bad day for America that will have lasting repercussions 25 lines
34.5411Fri Oct 06 1995 12:48 Ito's probably typing away somewhere 28 lines
34.5414Fri Oct 06 1995 13:24 "Reasonable doubt" contains the word "reason" 16 lines
34.5435Fri Oct 06 1995 15:02 Andy Rooney, noted authority on racial harmony :-) 20 lines
34.5511Sat Oct 07 1995 22:43 Heard on radio but not verified 14 lines
34.5706Tue Oct 10 1995 13:56 They're making a list, and checking it twice 11 lines
34.5829Wed Oct 11 1995 11:46 Abuse of media power and privilege 56 lines
34.5844Wed Oct 11 1995 12:48 There was accountability in the syndicated Nixon deal 17 lines
34.5848Wed Oct 11 1995 12:58 This is about friends using power for their friends 63 lines
34.5884Wed Oct 11 1995 14:27 Added my ramblings to the general noise 16 lines
34.5923Wed Oct 11 1995 16:15 NBC: "Hmmm. Hmmm. No sir, I don't like it!" 25 lines
34.5969Wed Oct 11 1995 17:22 Draw 12 names out of a hat 19 lines
34.5971Wed Oct 11 1995 17:26 Whoops 12 lines
34.6067Thu Oct 12 1995 13:22 Didn't do himself any favors here 7 lines
34.6115Thu Oct 12 1995 16:15 Terraforming with abundant egotistical hot air 6 lines
34.6246Fri Oct 13 1995 13:44 It's the race of the police that mattered here 71 lines
34.6248Fri Oct 13 1995 13:55 How can we respect *any* three-hour judgment? 30 lines
34.6255Fri Oct 13 1995 15:13 Not everyone is consumed by racial matters 25 lines
34.6330Sat Oct 14 1995 02:23 Future evidence 9 lines
34.6429Mon Oct 16 1995 18:07 Loose ends 11 lines
34.6620Thu Oct 19 1995 13:06 He doesn't have to do anything, he's O.J.! 16 lines
34.6682Fri Oct 20 1995 17:17 Probably too late to re-invent himself 28 lines
34.6686Fri Oct 20 1995 17:31 Nothing major, just little accounts here and there 20 lines
34.6708Tue Oct 24 1995 12:36 Simpson relegated to "Celeb News" section of newspaper 25 lines
34.6758Fri Oct 27 1995 10:48 It'd be one thing if it were a real interview 10 lines
34.6796Fri Oct 27 1995 16:48 Doesn't handle rejection well 6 lines
34.6902Sat Nov 04 1995 20:58 It's neither speech nor free 7 lines
34.7032Tue Dec 19 1995 10:41 Mildly interesting, but decreasingly so 14 lines
34.7953Fri Aug 30 1996 12:01 I know, he's deceased... bad timing 6 lines
TOPIC 35.0 Pot and Kettle Award
35.48Wed Jan 25 1995 15:38 Good bedtime story material 4 lines
TOPIC 37.0 Susan Smith Murders Sons
37.1194Tue Sep 03 1996 15:48 Spooky times. Must be that approaching millenium... 4 lines
TOPIC 38.0 The Hole in the Ozone
38.168Thu Jul 20 1995 12:45 Set course for the Gamma Belchari system 3 lines
TOPIC 39.0 SOAPBOX Graveyard
39.106Wed Apr 17 1996 11:50 What of Lazarus, and his peppy little Yugo 6 lines
TOPIC 40.0 Obituaries
40.99Tue Jan 10 1995 16:42 "The Two of Us"... not the Beatles song 8 lines
40.113Thu Jan 19 1995 12:41 Sigh... 9 lines
40.172Thu Feb 09 1995 15:00 It'd be easier to say what he wasn't in 8 lines
40.182Fri Feb 10 1995 10:11 I'll reply to my own .172 13 lines
40.186Fri Feb 10 1995 10:31 I thought he was in another show too, but couldn't find it 6 lines
40.188Fri Feb 10 1995 10:34 I'll never grow a beard again 8 lines
40.197Fri Feb 10 1995 15:03 At least in the beginning 18 lines
40.262Mon Apr 03 1995 13:54 One, two, cha-cha-cha, left, right, cha-cha-cha 10 lines
40.335Tue Apr 25 1995 17:22 Original "Jeopardy" 15 lines
40.337Tue Apr 25 1995 17:22 :-) 3 lines
40.345Tue Apr 25 1995 17:39 Learned more on game shows than in school 15 lines
40.366Fri May 05 1995 12:22 Chef Brockett 7 lines
40.378Thu May 18 1995 17:50 Expected but still too bad 14 lines
40.406Fri May 19 1995 13:03 Slightly above the average of its time (~1963) 21 lines
40.424Fri May 19 1995 16:07 At least she was younger than Agnes Moorehead 12 lines
40.426Fri May 19 1995 16:14 It could be worse 3 lines
40.429Fri May 19 1995 16:18 I liked the show, but this makes a better joke 7 lines
40.451Mon May 22 1995 15:25 Saw him in Trek first 9 lines
40.488Fri Jun 23 1995 14:31 Not Gort Vidal... 3 lines
40.543Wed Jul 19 1995 13:38 Remember him carrying the kids to bed 10 lines
40.595Mon Aug 07 1995 13:24 Pretty good director 6 lines
40.599Wed Aug 09 1995 13:14 Passing along a possible rumor 4 lines
40.717Thu Aug 10 1995 17:13 Is there a precedent for this? 17 lines
40.991Tue Oct 31 1995 09:38 Sally rebels on this morning's "Danny" 6 lines
40.993Tue Oct 31 1995 10:22 D&G Meet the California Raisins 5 lines
40.1085Thu Jan 18 1996 14:38 Too bad, she seemed okay for a politician :-) 10 lines
40.1439Fri May 31 1996 14:30 Has been done, but not permanently 10 lines
40.1451Mon Jun 03 1996 13:07 Not a high-demand profession these days 17 lines
40.1551Wed Jul 10 1996 13:02 Friendly Angel, come to me 16 lines
40.1553Wed Jul 10 1996 13:16 "Hey, why do I look... pasty-faced?" 7 lines
40.1556Wed Jul 10 1996 14:02 Hey, I've lost command! 8 lines
40.1565Sun Jul 14 1996 14:55 There goes another one 8 lines
40.1570Thu Jul 25 1996 01:59 What else did he do on radio and/or TV? 22 lines
40.1582Fri Jul 26 1996 10:56 Star of the Day, who will it be? 6 lines
40.1652Mon Sep 09 1996 13:19 Sorta jerks, I mean soda jerks 12 lines
40.1673Tue Sep 10 1996 12:23 Aurhh 10 lines
40.1720Thu Sep 19 1996 14:55 "Spiro WHO?" 23 lines
TOPIC 41.0 Good Bye
41.218Wed Jan 04 1995 16:51 Sounds like a good move 20 lines
41.694Fri Oct 27 1995 15:59 Oh-oh, one less Mike 14 lines
41.892Wed Jan 17 1996 16:11 Good luck 7 lines
41.1217Thu May 02 1996 12:14 My brain's still spinning 11 lines
TOPIC 42.0 What are you wearing today?
42.2333Wed Jan 17 1996 11:49 Probably hiding out in a physics course 7 lines
TOPIC 43.0 Wine
43.368Thu Sep 28 1995 11:37 Dual identity, perhaps 6 lines
43.372Thu Sep 28 1995 13:02 Never had one of them-thar raccoon hats neither 17 lines
TOPIC 44.0 Crime and Punishment
44.112Fri Dec 02 1994 15:08 I'd help pay for it 7 lines
TOPIC 47.0 Politics of the Left
47.425Tue May 16 1995 18:31 "Klank, this guy's muscling in... you know what to do." 6 lines
47.427Wed May 17 1995 12:55 "Put someone on this trial who does fast work" 8 lines
47.533Mon Aug 07 1995 15:47 Works for me :-) 16 lines
TOPIC 49.0 Politics of the Right
49.655Fri Apr 14 1995 14:03 Whoa, try decaf! 17 lines
49.785Fri May 19 1995 13:55 It's just logic and optimistic calculus 27 lines
49.789Fri May 19 1995 14:43 Money was in a specific location 18 lines
49.818Fri Jul 14 1995 11:59 Ranting loons 18 lines
49.860Fri Sep 15 1995 14:46 Buchanan knows better, I hope 22 lines
49.927Wed Sep 20 1995 15:55 There's lots of popular anger already 8 lines
49.1500Tue Dec 19 1995 10:17 A channel of dead-air static would be more accurate 11 lines
49.1512Tue Dec 19 1995 12:42 I'm not above yet-another cheap shot at Slick :-) 6 lines
TOPIC 50.0 Balanced Budget Amendment
50.1115Fri Nov 17 1995 21:28 Cut! 19 lines
50.1207Tue Dec 19 1995 12:37 I still want that third alternative 11 lines
50.1408Sat Jan 06 1996 23:44 Ride 'em in, ride 'em out, ride 'em in, hahhh! 6 lines
50.1503Tue Jan 16 1996 15:53 I should think that communists want more government 6 lines
TOPIC 51.0 Music
51.538Wed May 17 1995 13:05 Musicus interruptus 14 lines
51.1372Mon Sep 09 1996 14:03 Multiple offenses 23 lines
51.1418Tue Sep 10 1996 15:30 Your lovin' don't pay my bills 10 lines
51.1420Tue Sep 10 1996 15:40 That was interesting... 14 lines
51.1430Tue Sep 10 1996 16:16 What? More innuendo? 14 lines
51.1437Tue Sep 10 1996 16:39 K-Tel presents Sexual Innuendo in the 70's on two 8-tracks 5 lines
51.1461Tue Sep 10 1996 17:42 Older than I thought 10 lines
51.1480Tue Sep 17 1996 10:48 Rating inflation 13 lines
TOPIC 52.0 Movies
52.15Fri Nov 18 1994 14:03 I get the feeling he takes it pretty lightly 16 lines
52.122Tue Dec 13 1994 12:02 Wonder if I've got that review around here somewhere? 11 lines
52.166Fri Dec 16 1994 11:34 Still, it wouldn't be (classic) Trek without him 7 lines
52.169Fri Dec 16 1994 11:52 I've ranted at length about him, fortunately off-line 9 lines
52.173Fri Dec 16 1994 12:06 Har... I hope they got the best takes 14 lines
52.279Thu Jan 05 1995 14:24 "Lion King" better than my medium expectations 24 lines
52.330Wed Jan 25 1995 10:09 Oldie but goodie 19 lines
52.332Wed Jan 25 1995 10:29 In that case, I'm glad I stayed up 4 lines
52.336Wed Jan 25 1995 13:13 If I saw it I'd probably recognize it... 9 lines
52.590Tue Apr 11 1995 14:33 They should've stuck to letterbox throughout 9 lines
52.599Tue Apr 11 1995 15:14 What, dear old Max, malicious? :-) 15 lines
52.612Tue Apr 11 1995 18:16 Got through it with a straight face, anyway 14 lines
52.727Tue May 02 1995 11:26 I didn't lie, your Honor 7 lines
52.797Thu May 18 1995 12:32 I'll have to catch it next time 7 lines
52.802Thu May 18 1995 14:11 Vague memories of brushing concrete columns aside 10 lines
52.850Tue Jun 13 1995 14:02 More creativity from Jollywood 7 lines
52.896Tue Jun 20 1995 13:32 Pocahontas and Fabio 17 lines
52.927Thu Jun 22 1995 17:42 I hope they read some books before making this movie 27 lines
52.940Fri Jun 23 1995 11:32 Farewell Aquarius, and we thank you 17 lines
52.947Mon Jun 26 1995 13:33 Apollo 13 background info 109 lines
52.952Tue Jun 27 1995 11:05 Patience, patience :-) 17 lines
52.1034Wed Jul 12 1995 11:26 Must have been in Marilyn the Savant's column 7 lines
52.1043Tue Jul 18 1995 13:43 This + Mir mission = Great NASA publicity this year 22 lines
52.1087Tue Jul 18 1995 17:07 Just a little thing, maybe not even an anachronism 21 lines
52.1090Tue Jul 18 1995 17:19 "Stage one" nits :-) 4 lines
52.1092Tue Jul 18 1995 17:38 Lots of little techie nits, but nothing consequential 14 lines
52.1097Wed Jul 19 1995 13:59 I've been through this enough times; besides, let him RIP 11 lines
52.1111Wed Jul 19 1995 15:18 Served only in elegant cups 5 lines
52.1150Tue Aug 01 1995 18:00 We've got two problems here 12 lines
52.1175Fri Aug 04 1995 12:21 Just for the sake of completeness 8 lines
52.1227Tue Aug 22 1995 13:17 One and only one, or even none 17 lines
52.1229Tue Aug 22 1995 13:19 But I changed channels after the first 537... 4 lines
52.1243Tue Aug 22 1995 14:13 The mane flaws of "The Lion King" 25 lines
52.1738Thu Nov 30 1995 12:16 A ventriloquist could be fun in a restaurant 13 lines
52.1741Thu Nov 30 1995 12:54 Mira Romaine let us 22 lines
52.1745Thu Nov 30 1995 13:15 Doh! 5 lines
52.1788Wed Dec 13 1995 11:58 Sock it to... me? 16 lines
52.1815Thu Dec 14 1995 10:27 Operational commander, not totalitarian warmaker 27 lines
52.2018Wed Jan 10 1996 11:19 Avonlea stuff 13 lines
52.2029Wed Jan 10 1996 13:54 Be seeing you 6 lines
52.2237Wed Jan 24 1996 12:56 Tacky Game Show Hosts for 11 points 12 lines
52.3084Thu May 09 1996 16:27 Slaughter Daughter 7 lines
52.3085Thu May 09 1996 16:28 I told my wife I'd never use this "joke", but wth 7 lines
52.3339Fri Jun 07 1996 13:03 Mission: Implausible 17 lines
52.3340Fri Jun 07 1996 13:06 Let's try that again... 6 lines
52.3344Fri Jun 07 1996 14:49 "Cover your eyes, kids... no, wait, it's okay" 26 lines
52.3474Mon Jun 24 1996 13:07 A long, long Maxwell House night 51 lines
52.3480Mon Jun 24 1996 14:50 Anyone remember Buck Henry's "Uncle Roy" on SNL? 12 lines
52.3481Mon Jun 24 1996 14:51 Modified to fit your screen 7 lines
52.3993Tue Aug 20 1996 13:23 Fairly faithful to the old comic (unlike "Casper") 9 lines
52.4027Fri Aug 23 1996 17:46 Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets 6 lines
52.4114Fri Aug 30 1996 12:15 Grated expectations 19 lines
52.4119Fri Aug 30 1996 13:54 I stopped watching much teevee by the mid-80s... 11 lines
52.4130Tue Sep 03 1996 12:56 A most impressive postscript, 25 years later 8 lines
52.4192Wed Sep 18 1996 16:22 Huahh 13 lines
52.4213Fri Sep 20 1996 13:04 It reminded me too much of the real world... 20 lines
52.4218Fri Sep 20 1996 14:01 Oh-oh, now I'm going to have to watch it 10 lines
TOPIC 54.0 Population control.
54.110Wed Apr 24 1996 13:30 A sure sign of rapidly advancing age 11 lines
54.139Fri Aug 02 1996 12:29 Does the military calculate stuff like this too? 8 lines
TOPIC 56.0 Gay Issues Topic
56.9Fri Nov 18 1994 11:58 We did know, but it was irrelevant and "N.O.M.B." 17 lines
56.1923Mon Aug 07 1995 13:07 This was true in year one, at least 5 lines
56.4995Fri Jul 26 1996 17:19 A Roll in the Oven 7 lines
56.5060Fri Aug 23 1996 14:09 Your tax dollars at work 24 lines
56.5281Fri Sep 20 1996 14:19 But have things really changed there? 8 lines
56.5291Fri Sep 20 1996 15:43 I'd look for additional evidence of corporate openness 22 lines
TOPIC 58.0 JOKES
58.368Thu Jun 01 1995 15:41 I thought I'd heard them all 5 lines
58.472Fri Jun 23 1995 11:53 But you must have some better ones... 10 lines
58.521Tue Jun 27 1995 11:19 Sounds a little contrived, but anything's possible 11 lines
58.575Tue Aug 08 1995 13:21 All fired up 116 lines
58.692Thu Sep 28 1995 17:34 We pre-empt this program for a preemptive program 5 lines
58.1515Thu Jun 20 1996 12:05 It's always in the last place you look 6 lines
58.1541Mon Jun 24 1996 13:32 An old 'box favorite 13 lines
58.1949Thu Aug 29 1996 17:37 Twofer the price of one 9 lines
58.1974Thu Sep 05 1996 10:45 Visceral loathing 11 lines
TOPIC 59.0 Whither Canada
59.1Fri Nov 18 1994 12:00 A whithering comment 3 lines
59.82Thu May 18 1995 15:39 Role model 5 lines
59.85Thu May 18 1995 15:54 Plus, Shatner's probably accumulated more riches 6 lines
59.113Thu Jun 08 1995 16:33 Fizzix humor, arr arr 5 lines
59.125Fri Jun 30 1995 17:24 Disney Do-Right 3 lines
59.257Wed Aug 23 1995 14:37 From the dusty corners of what's left of my mind 10 lines
59.696Thu Aug 22 1996 15:26 Come visit 32-bit territory 5 lines
TOPIC 60.0 Sick & Tired
60.265Fri Aug 25 1995 23:36 They got the "SS" part right 17 lines
TOPIC 63.0 Sexism/Violence Against Women
63.30Mon Jul 10 1995 17:14 Man, what a kiss-up 8 lines
TOPIC 68.0 Christmas 1994
68.14Wed Nov 23 1994 12:44 Sheesh! 5 lines
68.35Wed Dec 14 1994 16:40 Stupid Barney Tricks 8 lines
TOPIC 70.0 Memorable lines from the Movies
70.12Mon Nov 21 1994 12:24 "Swamp Thing" acknowledges his shortcomings 8 lines
70.25Mon Nov 21 1994 14:59 My favorite Trek movie :-) 11 lines
70.150Mon Jan 16 1995 11:00 Not "But the pirates don't eat you...", rather: 5 lines
70.264Wed Aug 23 1995 13:54 Let me key this in here... okay... 10 lines
TOPIC 71.0 Memorable quotes
71.17Mon Nov 21 1994 12:26 Wonder what he meant by that? 5 lines
71.32Mon Nov 28 1994 16:54 Not that his successor was much better... 7 lines
71.289Thu Aug 24 1995 16:53 6 lines
71.324Wed Aug 30 1995 16:12 Too undisciplined to make use of his talents 17 lines
71.325Wed Aug 30 1995 16:15 Guerilla comedy, as Aykroyd used to say 9 lines
71.377Thu Oct 19 1995 11:28 She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam 3 lines
71.410Mon Nov 27 1995 16:54 Hair by Mr. Exeter, from "This Island Earth" 3 lines
71.417Tue Nov 28 1995 10:41 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss 3 lines
71.667Fri Mar 29 1996 16:46 Hope he's stocked up on slippery stuff 12 lines
71.691Wed May 01 1996 15:30 Recursive testimonial, NSS 6 lines
71.743Fri May 31 1996 13:20 No. Yes. No.Yes. NoYes. Noyes. Noyse. Noise. 7 lines
71.821Fri Jul 12 1996 12:54 Oral screening exam 9 lines
71.850Thu Jul 18 1996 12:53 Bummer 11 lines
71.875Mon Jul 29 1996 17:29 He wasn't evil, he was just misunderstood 8 lines
71.900Thu Aug 01 1996 13:33 I'll be Uncle Fester 8 lines
71.991Wed Sep 25 1996 13:40 Not exactly a quote, but close enough 7 lines
71.993Wed Sep 25 1996 16:08 It's a dirty job, etc. 5 lines
TOPIC 72.0 Contract With America: Term Limits
72.15Mon Nov 21 1994 12:46 Now we'll see if there really are two "parties" 17 lines
TOPIC 79.0 Wacky News Briefs
79.37Mon Nov 28 1994 14:17 Somewhat old news, but someone had to put this in here 16 lines
79.302Thu Feb 02 1995 09:55 Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet 12 lines
79.390Tue Feb 14 1995 09:31 For oldsters only 5 lines
79.416Fri Feb 17 1995 12:20 Math is hard 10 lines
79.424Fri Feb 17 1995 14:14 Good ol' analog scales showed all fractions 13 lines
79.586Fri Mar 31 1995 16:45 Wonder what they're examining it for, gold? 6 lines
79.687Fri Apr 28 1995 12:23 "But Dad, don't we eat the antelope?" 7 lines
79.855Fri Jun 02 1995 13:47 Where to today?... Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, or... 12 lines
79.858Fri Jun 02 1995 16:00 A minor but notable sign of our decaying times 11 lines
79.927Tue Jun 13 1995 13:42 And the winnah is... 10 lines
79.967Wed Jun 21 1995 12:01 Score in the morning, don't score at night 4 lines
79.974Fri Jun 23 1995 13:34 Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard! 9 lines
79.976Fri Jun 23 1995 13:38 What is all this about "rain surgery"? 5 lines
79.984Fri Jun 23 1995 15:38 If we can't be competent, be compassionate 8 lines
79.1059Tue Jul 11 1995 15:18 Did he also paint pictures of happy little ants? 6 lines
79.1066Wed Jul 12 1995 13:43 Bwaaaa! 10 lines
79.1115Wed Jul 19 1995 13:41 Paul Lynde visits again 4 lines
79.1259Wed Aug 02 1995 12:53 Hormel's been Spa'am'ed 7 lines
79.1274Wed Aug 02 1995 14:15 Must cook Spam to industrial hardness 5 lines
79.1303Thu Aug 03 1995 14:51 Pizza deliverance available 3 lines
79.1336Fri Aug 04 1995 17:40 Fun to ponder, even though I won't be doing it 12 lines
79.1417Fri Aug 18 1995 11:27 See the space alien, only $45 3 lines
79.1434Wed Aug 23 1995 13:27 I'll take Pun Alternatives for $400, Alex 5 lines
79.1517Wed Sep 13 1995 11:22 Shoulda left that one on the vine a bit longer, Jed 5 lines
79.1521Thu Sep 14 1995 10:42 If I don't notice it, it doesn't affect me 8 lines
79.1530Thu Sep 14 1995 11:48 It really stands out 13 lines
79.1538Fri Sep 15 1995 17:04 Leave the nice panda alone, kids 14 lines
79.1539Fri Sep 15 1995 17:07 'specially that big cloudy one on the horizon 10 lines
79.1577Wed Nov 01 1995 16:31 What did Braulio contribute to the conversation? 8 lines
79.1592Tue Nov 07 1995 11:48 Soup� de Jure 3 lines
79.1597Wed Nov 08 1995 13:20 It's that pesky Circle of Life thing again 11 lines
79.1603Wed Nov 08 1995 14:18 Not one of my better efforts, standing up 25 lines
79.1604Wed Nov 08 1995 14:21 Still here, in the attic 3 lines
79.1606Wed Nov 08 1995 14:26 She's available and ready for action 6 lines
79.1688Tue Nov 28 1995 13:08 Another "copycat crime", ban movies 6 lines
79.1700Wed Dec 06 1995 13:09 It's not all for nought 4 lines
79.2153Fri Apr 19 1996 12:59 Interesting comment on the Internet 9 lines
79.2269Wed May 08 1996 15:09 I'll have a large turtle hero, everything on it 4 lines
79.2404Fri Jun 07 1996 14:38 Their smaller prototype is a semicolon robot 7 lines
79.2546Mon Jul 01 1996 11:37 It's a dirty job, etc. 7 lines
79.2604Wed Jul 17 1996 14:16 Sounds good, Oldies 103 has gotten boring 8 lines
79.2615Thu Jul 18 1996 16:55 "Assault"? 9 lines
79.2639Fri Jul 19 1996 11:36 Quoted but not read? 6 lines
79.2653Fri Jul 19 1996 13:48 It's a dirty job, etc. 11 lines
79.2731Thu Aug 01 1996 14:39 Seems like adding insult to injury 8 lines
79.2747Fri Aug 02 1996 11:34 The issue is, are they one kid or two? I say two. 18 lines
79.3008Tue Sep 24 1996 13:44 Hand held camera? Don't they have tripods? 8 lines
79.3009Tue Sep 24 1996 13:57 How would she know? 11 lines
TOPIC 80.0 FOOD!!!
80.756Fri Apr 28 1995 15:01 I tell ya, those Feds are into *everything* now 5 lines
80.932Wed Aug 02 1995 14:39 And it's not even Friday yet 5 lines
80.1203Tue Oct 03 1995 11:20 Never miss an opportunity to recall this one 6 lines
80.1237Thu Oct 05 1995 16:07 Who needs the sub? Just eat the hots plain! 14 lines
80.1372Wed Oct 25 1995 11:57 Hold the gargoyles 8 lines
80.1378Wed Oct 25 1995 12:34 Better than Florito, but not much 7 lines
80.1590Tue Dec 19 1995 09:41 If I could quit smoking, I can quit Coke, maybe 14 lines
80.1602Tue Dec 19 1995 12:26 Coke -> coffee, really just switched vices 11 lines
80.1606Tue Dec 19 1995 13:40 Plus, it gives you lots of ENergy, bzzz-bzzz! 9 lines
80.3004Fri Apr 19 1996 14:26 More fun with terminal "emulators" 9 lines
80.3008Fri Apr 19 1996 14:52 A trauma that made me re-evaluate my chosen field :-) 34 lines
80.3010Fri Apr 19 1996 14:55 Brain eater 4 lines
80.3195Wed May 08 1996 16:14 I'll take Overzealous Law Enforcement for $200, Alex 9 lines
80.3786Mon Jun 24 1996 11:09 Don't squeal on them 7 lines
80.4195Thu Aug 01 1996 13:36 A cube of round 5 lines
80.4196Thu Aug 01 1996 13:40 "Ground" beef, indeed 8 lines
80.4204Thu Aug 01 1996 14:21 Must've been the spicy sauce 6 lines
80.4205Thu Aug 01 1996 14:26 Call from a phone booth 7 lines
80.4228Fri Aug 02 1996 12:47 Pretty soon they'll be giving them away 29 lines
80.4238Fri Aug 02 1996 15:32 Maybe some still do it on-site?... 18 lines
80.4286Fri Aug 09 1996 11:12 Bwarrrkkk! 5 lines
80.4659Wed Aug 28 1996 13:00 It got harder after a few summers 26 lines
80.4820Tue Sep 10 1996 11:07 A little rust is good for ya 5 lines
TOPIC 81.0 Most Boinkable Celebrity
81.286Thu Feb 09 1995 16:28 No more milkmen or Cushman Bakery guys around 10 lines
81.361Wed Jun 28 1995 23:27 They really socked it to her in that one 14 lines
81.417Fri Jun 30 1995 11:17 The former object of his affection 18 lines
81.432Fri Jul 07 1995 12:06 Ended before it started? 10 lines
81.439Mon Jul 10 1995 14:07 Heard this on The Discovery Channel 6 lines
81.489Fri Aug 11 1995 15:55 I'll pass to Orson Bean 6 lines
81.493Mon Aug 14 1995 13:12 *My* name is Doctor Daaa..aaaiiiiieeee! 8 lines
81.552Wed Sep 06 1995 10:55 Ann had it all... is she still around, btw? 7 lines
81.607Thu Oct 19 1995 10:50 Activate long-range scanners, Mister Chekov 4 lines
81.612Thu Oct 19 1995 12:51 Shiver yer own timbers, matey 4 lines
81.657Fri Oct 27 1995 11:16 Kate, Kate, you charge my plate (for Voyager fans) 6 lines
TOPIC 82.0 Least Boinkable Celebrity
82.37Tue Nov 29 1994 13:41 Noel, Noelll! NOELLLLL, NOOOO-ELLLLLLL!!! 11 lines
TOPIC 84.0 Rush Limbaugh
84.51Wed Nov 23 1994 12:58 Are liberals split on GATT too? This is strange... 12 lines
84.53Wed Nov 23 1994 13:30 Don't know... 12 lines
84.65Wed Nov 23 1994 15:22 New World "Odor", indeed :-) 11 lines
84.112Fri Dec 02 1994 13:52 What will they do, pipe it through the P.A. at work? 4 lines
84.120Fri Dec 02 1994 15:17 You can't "create" a popular celebrity. Ask Barney... 7 lines
84.130Fri Dec 02 1994 16:31 Somehow it doesn't seem journalistically ethical 15 lines
84.149Fri Dec 16 1994 11:54 "Message received" 5 lines
84.410Tue Dec 19 1995 12:20 However, I don't tell my church friends about it :-) 21 lines
84.417Tue Dec 19 1995 13:48 Maybe he was just lucky with his first show 25 lines
84.431Tue Dec 19 1995 14:38 The Loud Comic Topic 20 lines
84.556Wed Jul 17 1996 14:10 Media mission: Lower your expectations 15 lines
TOPIC 87.0 Interesting WWW Pages
87.117Thu Apr 13 1995 17:16 Also mercifully cut down from a long tedious analysis: 6 lines
87.179Thu Jun 29 1995 14:28 Entertaining accounts of the dark side of AOL 3 lines
87.293Thu Aug 17 1995 12:46 And maybe some Bozo reruns 5 lines
87.351Fri Sep 15 1995 17:40 Won't find most of these on yahoo... 8 lines
87.357Tue Sep 19 1995 12:57 Someone please tell us this is "for satirical purposes only" 3 lines
87.367Fri Sep 29 1995 15:41 Let's spray this topic around again 2 lines
87.368Fri Oct 06 1995 15:51 Nurse, get me the Rope-A-Roni extractors 6 lines
87.413Tue Oct 31 1995 10:38 At least this is how my mouse works... 3 lines
87.441Thu Nov 02 1995 15:59 Remember Oprah/AnnMargret on TV Guide cover? 6 lines
87.519Wed Dec 06 1995 12:50 Creative and timely 3 lines
87.543Thu Dec 14 1995 12:37 A nice place to visit, but... 17 lines
87.573Tue Dec 19 1995 14:01 From Ted Turner's List of Purged Characters 6 lines
87.886Fri Jun 14 1996 15:26 Story Land ("Humpty Dumpty had a ball"??) 6 lines
87.888Fri Jun 14 1996 16:28 An unexpected tour guide, and over-the-edge cuteness 6 lines
87.1176Fri Jul 19 1996 13:13 At least they didn't use Patty Duke's pic 5 lines
TOPIC 89.0 priestly pedophilia (bishops, too - see .134)
89.172Tue Oct 17 1995 13:06 Kinda like an electrician 6 lines
TOPIC 90.0 Money: Truly the Root of all Evil
90.32Fri Sep 29 1995 12:12 Reh!! 9 lines
90.39Fri Sep 29 1995 15:32 Like potato chips, they can't stop after just one 8 lines
TOPIC 91.0 Voting: Patriotic duty or clever scam?
91.14Thu Dec 01 1994 12:34 It sounds "victimy", but I feel betrayed 71 lines
TOPIC 93.0 Is Barney Satan ?????????????????
93.14Wed Nov 23 1994 12:36 Trekkies note: Barney looks like Vaal 6 lines
93.21Wed Nov 23 1994 13:15 Oh, the humanity! 6 lines
93.107Wed Sep 27 1995 01:46 Just when you thought it was safe 19 lines
TOPIC 96.0 Whatever Happened To ... ?
96.9Mon Nov 28 1994 11:31 The long version, that is 8 lines
96.10Mon Nov 28 1994 11:32 Oh, good, I'm not the only one who remembers 3 lines
96.102Tue Jan 10 1995 14:22 Some of them look twenty years younger than they used to 21 lines
96.187Wed Jun 28 1995 23:15 Relic from a better day 18 lines
96.197Thu Jun 29 1995 12:57 "Old" Quincy had Woolworth, Kresge, & Grant on same block 11 lines
TOPIC 99.0 Lawsuits/Litigation
99.315Tue May 02 1995 15:49 I have mental anguish from weak coffee 17 lines
99.337Fri May 05 1995 12:59 An "open and shut" case, so to speak 30 lines
99.339Fri May 05 1995 13:23 It's finally happening: my brain --> mush 6 lines
99.359Fri May 05 1995 23:06 Getting in, and hanging around later is puzzling 19 lines
99.361Mon May 08 1995 23:43 Still, why agree to get in there at all? 3 lines
99.397Tue Aug 08 1995 14:21 More than an annoying pesto 27 lines
99.412Tue Aug 08 1995 15:31 Norman, coordinate 32 lines
99.431Wed Aug 09 1995 11:01 And now, right here on our stage: 5 lines
99.439Mon Aug 14 1995 14:26 Yow 12 lines
TOPIC 100.0 The Snarf
100.103Wed May 31 1995 13:53 Not the 101 Dalmatians Snarf 11 lines
TOPIC 102.0 On This Day In History...
102.153Fri Jul 14 1995 12:12 The good ones were afraid to run vs. "unbeatable" Bush 7 lines
102.165Fri Jul 21 1995 14:51 (sic?) 12 lines
102.202Tue Aug 22 1995 16:40 Oh... oh... but it wasn't his *whole* heart, so okay 15 lines
102.250Thu Sep 14 1995 10:50 Bonus points: Parse the last "sentence" 8 lines
102.253Thu Sep 14 1995 12:36 Bwah-hah... 3 lines
102.459Fri Jun 28 1996 12:20 Five days late, sorry 4 lines
102.468Mon Jul 01 1996 16:10 Or some similar title 5 lines
102.556Thu Sep 19 1996 14:23 I hope they know how well they're remembered by us 22 lines
TOPIC 105.0 Song Lyrics
105.124Thu Jan 19 1995 11:55 Bring that chorus down an octave... 10 lines
105.126Thu Jan 19 1995 13:10 "But now ya guhdohcarafelladowmahstmee" 17 lines
105.131Thu Jan 19 1995 13:45 I gave up after trying to understand "newspaper taxis" 22 lines
105.346Wed Jul 12 1995 12:00 Tamed the Wild West 2 lines
105.443Mon Jul 31 1995 15:01 Hello It's Solo Mio 5 lines
105.455Tue Aug 01 1995 15:02 Kleenex stock up 1-5/8 on release of "Shannon" 5 lines
105.598Thu Nov 30 1995 10:29 I'll take Mundane Garbled Lyrics for $400, Alex 11 lines
105.603Thu Nov 30 1995 11:20 Not to mention the "WKRP" theme... 8 lines
105.612Thu Nov 30 1995 12:12 Boodle-addle-dee-uh-huh 12 lines
105.630Fri Dec 01 1995 14:22 "Donchoo know this lonely boy loves YOOUUUUUUU" 13 lines
105.631Fri Dec 01 1995 14:26 Yes, he chews the cud and then feels the pain 14 lines
105.1099Fri Apr 26 1996 11:41 Suspended until further notice 7 lines
105.1300Mon Jun 03 1996 13:36 e.g., C Am F G 8 lines
105.1422Mon Jun 24 1996 13:58 He sings, therefore he is 5 lines
105.1429Mon Jun 24 1996 14:57 A "few other changes" like a transfrogectomy 12 lines
105.1488Mon Jul 15 1996 12:54 The winner of the song speed-writing contest, no doubt 8 lines
105.1497Fri Jul 26 1996 11:08 Good old fogy stuff 8 lines
105.1557Thu Aug 01 1996 13:59 Phil Merkin... phone call for Phil Merkin 5 lines
105.1558Thu Aug 01 1996 14:01 Whoops, slow reader 3 lines
105.1678Fri Aug 16 1996 12:51 Must be the short clipped phrases 6 lines
105.1820Mon Sep 09 1996 16:32 Mildly surprised the first time I heard this in school 11 lines
105.1929Tue Sep 10 1996 15:58 Listen in, kids 5 lines
105.2060Mon Sep 16 1996 15:01 aka "The Cookie-Cutter, March-To-Our-Beat School Song" 11 lines
105.2072Thu Sep 19 1996 14:29 Should've been subtitled "Look Out, Here It Comes" 15 lines
TOPIC 112.0 Contract With America: Tort Reform
112.25Sat May 13 1995 00:12 Is dog licensing next? 5 lines
TOPIC 113.0 Personal_Names
113.47Wed Nov 30 1994 11:56 It's not quite analogous, but still funny 16 lines
113.50Wed Nov 30 1994 13:14 "RIP: Democracy in Massachusetts" crossed my mind... 3 lines
113.52Wed Nov 30 1994 14:29 No, no, you coined it 5 lines
113.67Thu Dec 01 1994 13:06 Or perhaps, "Get your own bag" 8 lines
113.208Tue Feb 14 1995 09:41 Best of luck, Ron! 16 lines
113.391Fri Sep 29 1995 17:23 I just knew I was forgetting a coupla words there :-) 4 lines
113.602Thu Apr 11 1996 17:30 A highly unlikely compliment 6 lines
113.719Thu Aug 22 1996 17:43 Or has been sold off... 4 lines
TOPIC 114.0 HOME COMPUTING
114.22Wed Nov 30 1994 12:37 My usual recommendation for The Learning Company 14 lines
114.25Wed Nov 30 1994 13:08 Still debating with myself over motherboard upgrade 23 lines
114.30Wed Nov 30 1994 13:28 If it's all "original equipment" then yes, replace 21 lines
114.46Thu Dec 01 1994 11:41 Americana would be nice in multimedia 34 lines
114.98Fri Jan 06 1995 09:15 With Windows 95 so late, they waste people on this 15 lines
114.124Wed Jan 11 1995 10:21 Sounds like fun 7 lines
114.231Fri Aug 18 1995 18:41 You can run, but you can't hide, from: 126 lines
114.238Mon Aug 21 1995 13:43 I can dream, can't I? 9 lines
114.265Tue Aug 22 1995 16:25 Wonky Tonk Windows 26 lines
114.275Wed Aug 23 1995 14:09 WinMain (HANDLE hReality), pointer not found 16 lines
114.278Wed Aug 23 1995 14:31 Put me in the "hope it's sick or dying" group 5 lines
114.279Wed Aug 23 1995 14:33 Fallen apples 4 lines
114.288Wed Aug 23 1995 15:27 Marketeer hype raises multiple alarms for me 18 lines
114.318Wed Aug 30 1995 16:05 And high time, too 18 lines
114.322Wed Aug 30 1995 16:42 Looks like the Real McCoy 18 lines
114.326Wed Aug 30 1995 17:31 I forgot the stuff, and no one's answering the home phone 13 lines
114.327Wed Aug 30 1995 17:34 8 lines
114.328Thu Aug 31 1995 18:20 More on that new World Book CD-ROM 28 lines
114.356Wed Sep 27 1995 02:21 Darn, I missed this 14 lines
114.358Wed Sep 27 1995 11:16 Oh, so that was him at that event, now I kind of remember 3 lines
114.389Thu Nov 30 1995 10:55 Rapidly getting tired of this guy's smug face 18 lines
114.391Thu Nov 30 1995 11:34 Eahh, what would I do with billions? 11 lines
114.393Thu Nov 30 1995 12:25 From the files of Truly Bad Geektroid Humor 3 lines
114.698Fri Apr 26 1996 18:05 Incredible but true 17 lines
114.702Fri Apr 26 1996 18:18 It'd be too expensive anyway :-) 9 lines
114.836Fri May 31 1996 12:05 Oh-oh, there goes Dad again 21 lines
114.842Fri May 31 1996 16:09 Okay are: A-Z, a-z, 0-9, $ # & @ ! ( ) - { } ' _ ~ ^ 14 lines
114.938Thu Jun 20 1996 13:37 They should offer a case of New Coke as an enticement 6 lines
114.981Thu Jun 27 1996 14:10 Entertaining reading, as scary as Stephen King 5 lines
114.1038Mon Aug 19 1996 13:02 I'll use Internet Explorer when Redmond freezes over 13 lines
114.1041Mon Aug 19 1996 13:29 Netscape-Enhanced sites useless on my AOL 2.5 browser 11 lines
114.1076Mon Aug 26 1996 13:56 This is fun 33 lines
114.1083Mon Aug 26 1996 16:45 Makes New Coke look successful by comparison 68 lines
TOPIC 115.0 Boxers on the go - File your travel plans here
115.656Wed Aug 30 1995 13:36 After I finish my pickled herring, that is 10 lines
TOPIC 116.0 Asteroids
116.12Wed Nov 30 1994 12:11 Attach rocket & fuel to one side, light, and run 31 lines
116.161Wed Dec 07 1994 13:30 How massive is a nuke (or multiple nukes)? 41 lines
TOPIC 117.0 Fun Facts
117.191Wed Apr 12 1995 22:48 "That man is a genius!" - Yakko or Wakko 38 lines
117.230Thu May 04 1995 14:10 Ineffingcredible 23 lines
117.233Thu May 04 1995 15:41 Grab the viewer's attention with this entrance 5 lines
117.295Fri May 19 1995 13:08 According to "Eagle" radio station 13 lines
117.309Fri May 19 1995 15:57 Sounds like a memorable album pressing 6 lines
117.350Thu Jun 08 1995 12:35 A real fresh guy 5 lines
117.487Thu Aug 24 1995 17:27 Why? Because we LIKE you! 14 lines
117.692Tue Jul 23 1996 14:47 It's a dirty job, etc. 7 lines
TOPIC 121.0 Let's talk BEER...
121.439Thu Sep 19 1996 15:18 It's a dirty job, etc. 7 lines
TOPIC 133.0 Mass. Pay Raise
133.30Wed Dec 07 1994 14:00 I've never liked him, anyway, so this is no surprise 18 lines
133.38Wed Dec 07 1994 14:42 Fastest political suicide I've ever seen 7 lines
TOPIC 138.0 'Box Word/Phrase of the Day
138.460Tue May 09 1995 00:57 technuttiness 1 lines
138.617Fri Jun 09 1995 16:17 It's that gradulatin' time of year 6 lines
138.618Fri Jun 09 1995 16:21 Missed that one, .616 1 lines
138.704Fri Jul 07 1995 11:59 High-toeing 5 lines
138.709Fri Jul 07 1995 13:19 Leap, leap 9 lines
138.737Mon Jul 10 1995 16:08 There were maybe ten people in the theater with us 16 lines
138.888Thu Aug 10 1995 15:25 omnimpotent 1 lines
138.1011Fri Sep 01 1995 14:05 It's wrong, no wait, it's right 10 lines
138.1231Wed Oct 18 1995 12:05 "Ridiculous roustabout", e.g. 12 lines
138.1260Thu Oct 19 1995 11:10 If offended, substitute the Italian variant: 1 lines
138.1348Wed Nov 08 1995 14:49 Drill Thrall 1 lines
138.1961Wed Jun 05 1996 14:32 Something from the bottom of the pot at Denny's 5 lines
138.1965Fri Jun 07 1996 15:01 Manly Man-off 1 lines
138.2248Tue Sep 24 1996 16:04 For mature audiences, according to the AARP 5 lines
TOPIC 139.0 Parents and sex
139.115Wed Jan 10 1996 13:09 The social engineers discovered their Big Lever years ago 28 lines
139.195Thu Jan 11 1996 15:11 Where's the compromise from the other side? 72 lines
139.197Thu Jan 11 1996 15:26 Naturally our "side" lost, it's one big happy Government 34 lines
139.205Thu Jan 11 1996 15:51 Keep as much control as you can, for when times get tough 21 lines
139.213Thu Jan 11 1996 16:34 Again, it's about control, not condoms 24 lines
139.217Thu Jan 11 1996 16:54 Wrong "control" 20 lines
139.297Mon Jul 29 1996 15:51 Didn't get this from "Winky Dink and You" 7 lines
TOPIC 141.0 Atomic Bomb Stamp Furor
141.65Wed Dec 07 1994 16:11 An apology to their own people? I don't understand... 13 lines
TOPIC 149.0 [Ab]usage of the English language
149.19Thu Mar 21 1996 14:18 Obligatory obfuscation 7 lines
TOPIC 152.0 Your Favorite Doll
152.23Wed Dec 07 1994 16:48 (Almost) life-sized Barbie 19 lines
TOPIC 154.0 skinheads
154.48Wed Aug 23 1995 13:58 Packed with peanuts 7 lines
TOPIC 166.0 weird science
166.47Wed Oct 25 1995 12:04 "Okay, who took my ear?" 14 lines
TOPIC 168.0 The Surgeon General resigns
168.64Tue Dec 13 1994 12:22 Loose end I've always wondered about 5 lines
168.77Tue Dec 13 1994 13:23 17 lines
168.88Tue Dec 13 1994 16:59 Give it up, huh? 9 lines
168.123Wed Dec 14 1994 11:43 Should we expect more "resignations"? 14 lines
168.247Fri Feb 17 1995 12:39 Slick still in search of a clue 26 lines
168.309Tue May 02 1995 17:24 I'll take Failed Nominations for $1000, Alex 6 lines
168.326Wed May 03 1995 12:52 Sure, let him in, have a ball 14 lines
168.329Wed May 03 1995 13:14 This could have been so easy 21 lines
168.335Wed May 03 1995 14:09 If I did these, I'd know for sure exactly how many 32 lines
168.358Fri Jun 23 1995 14:18 Earth to Clinton... 11 lines
168.366Fri Jun 23 1995 15:52 The vote's the real test, which we won't get to see 27 lines
168.377Fri Jun 23 1995 16:37 Can they even decide what to have for breakfast down there? 13 lines
168.401Mon Jun 26 1995 13:49 Fun thought experiment for the day 10 lines
168.434Tue Jun 27 1995 10:50 It really is character, at least for me 13 lines
TOPIC 175.0 Environmental issues
175.7Tue Dec 13 1994 13:13 Any hope for N.H.? 7 lines
175.84Thu Apr 13 1995 16:56 I been Earthed 8 lines
TOPIC 188.0 The War on Some Drugs
188.312Tue Jun 20 1995 13:08 <Insert hissy inhaling sound here> 5 lines
188.333Tue Jun 27 1995 11:50 Judges even more dangerous than Clinton 24 lines
188.454Mon Jul 31 1995 16:57 She should tell her boss 22 lines
188.477Tue Oct 03 1995 01:01 Sorry if already discussed here, I don't follow this topic 26 lines
188.479Tue Oct 03 1995 11:50 Mom and her magic drug-detecting cloth 10 lines
188.569Sat Dec 16 1995 12:07 Another diversion 6 lines
188.774Thu Aug 29 1996 17:58 It's a dirty job, etc. 7 lines
188.789Fri Sep 20 1996 14:15 Harry Browne looking better every day 12 lines
TOPIC 210.0 Japan
210.41Thu Jan 19 1995 12:25 Setting priorities is difficult, especially for Clinton 7 lines
210.166Thu Mar 09 1995 13:30 Pick one and stick with it 18 lines
210.252Wed May 17 1995 13:36 Try again, Slick, or better yet, don't bother 11 lines
210.254Wed May 17 1995 13:41 16 lines
210.263Wed May 17 1995 14:30 He should either get tough or get off 15 lines
210.281Thu May 18 1995 13:50 Not made in USA 12 lines
210.282Thu May 18 1995 13:51 Quick, buy now! Whoops... 8 lines
TOPIC 212.0 Jimmah's Efforts
212.24Wed Jan 04 1995 12:31 In all honesty, I've got to apply the same standards 8 lines
212.34Wed Jan 04 1995 15:11 Clintonoia strikes deep 16 lines
TOPIC 215.0 Favorite Cartoons?
215.163Thu Jul 20 1995 12:43 (Re-written to resemble the English language, somewhat) 16 lines
TOPIC 218.0 NASA Space Station
218.24Fri May 19 1995 15:08 Cut, cut, cut, and then cut some more 9 lines
218.32Fri May 19 1995 17:38 It's the NEA of manned space flight 67 lines
218.35Fri May 19 1995 18:13 Works for me 13 lines
218.45Mon May 22 1995 15:42 How much do we want to spend? 15 lines
218.54Wed May 24 1995 01:05 Velcro would have been invented eventually anyway 22 lines
TOPIC 222.0 Whachoobin Reading?
222.29Wed Jan 04 1995 12:23 Spaceflight, back when it was fun 12 lines
222.34Wed Jan 04 1995 12:44 Lots of interesting little-known stories in these 22 lines
222.40Wed Jan 04 1995 15:19 One of the books I haven't packed away over the years 15 lines
222.42Wed Jan 04 1995 15:29 That was a painful book 15 lines
222.44Thu Jan 05 1995 09:43 Ooooo, I'll have to get that book 34 lines
222.233Wed Sep 13 1995 11:58 Didn't know "kids' book" writers were this good 15 lines
222.372Thu Jan 25 1996 11:52 Fat, short, bald, and gap-toothed, so I won't be elected 10 lines
222.378Thu Jan 25 1996 12:09 I figured the "gap-toothed" part would be good for a reply 19 lines
222.382Thu Jan 25 1996 12:35 Where are they? 14 lines
222.387Thu Jan 25 1996 13:26 All you need is one 17 lines
222.556Wed Jun 19 1996 13:41 A trip to Barnes & Noble is in my future 16 lines
222.558Wed Jun 19 1996 13:45 See you in the Clinton topic 9 lines
222.579Tue Jul 23 1996 13:32 Mine's already boxed up somewhere in the cellar 18 lines
222.582Tue Jul 23 1996 13:51 It was one of those 'No, gee, who is it really?' things 8 lines
222.614Thu Aug 01 1996 13:46 Like a hamster on a treadmill, or perhaps a lemming 10 lines
222.630Fri Aug 02 1996 12:18 They might as well use "floor wax" and "dessert topping" 6 lines
222.640Fri Aug 09 1996 11:37 Realllly old TV 26 lines
222.668Thu Sep 19 1996 14:26 Either that, or it's about an Egyptian river 12 lines
TOPIC 225.0 Dreams
225.20Wed Jan 04 1995 16:12 Oh no, not another rerun 28 lines
225.461Mon Jun 03 1996 15:00 Working overtime 22 lines
225.463Mon Jun 03 1996 15:50 Mr. Palmer's Wild Ride 8 lines
TOPIC 227.0 Is Connie Chung a Journalist?
227.2Thu Jan 05 1995 10:24 How the mighty have fallen 22 lines
227.14Thu Jan 05 1995 11:39 With apologies to Tonya fans 16 lines
227.53Fri Jan 06 1995 09:41 Thud-slurp 5 lines
227.63Fri Jan 06 1995 10:58 "I'll be 'blasting' you", indeed 7 lines
227.89Fri Jan 06 1995 16:04 Chung-bashing isn't rooted in sexism 10 lines
227.94Mon Jan 09 1995 13:44 Assertiveness is fine, smug deception isn't 33 lines
227.101Mon Jan 09 1995 14:12 I nominate "feep", out of sheer nostalgia 8 lines
TOPIC 230.0 News of Former Boxers
230.74Fri Jul 07 1995 12:03 As an extra bonus, you get measured 6 lines
TOPIC 232.0 TV
232.5Fri Jan 06 1995 11:14 Appearing soon on someone else's TV 20 lines
232.14Fri Jan 06 1995 12:33 "Get Smart" requires a certain infrequently-attained mood 10 lines
232.22Fri Jan 06 1995 13:04 Brooks in the new show too? 13 lines
232.58Fri Jan 06 1995 15:58 Definitely in my "Top Three" list 22 lines
232.83Mon Jan 09 1995 11:30 Hmmm, never thought of that 13 lines
232.84Mon Jan 09 1995 11:33 Maybe if I blur my eyes a little 11 lines
232.88Tue Jan 10 1995 09:38 Still lots of TZ's I haven't seen 26 lines
232.90Tue Jan 10 1995 09:55 Check your local listings, well after mealtime 21 lines
232.128Wed Jan 18 1995 11:54 Not a bad premiere, but time will tell 38 lines
232.167Wed Jan 18 1995 16:51 Women progressed on Trek in spite of Roddenberry 45 lines
232.169Wed Jan 18 1995 17:05 He did like women 3 lines
232.201Thu Jan 19 1995 12:59 What does he do when he's "off"? 24 lines
232.311Thu Aug 03 1995 07:42 Progressive "Margie" was a single-parent household 32 lines
232.320Thu Aug 03 1995 12:39 Truth is stranger than fictional names 6 lines
232.339Tue Aug 08 1995 12:08 One of many such lines, can't recall the others 23 lines
232.341Tue Aug 08 1995 12:45 Would be more fun than work 6 lines
232.344Wed Aug 09 1995 11:17 Used the "+" key for a while, then the "off" key 14 lines
232.346Wed Sep 06 1995 11:52 Made my jaw drop 14 lines
232.349Wed Sep 06 1995 13:05 25% more effective than Sominex 7 lines
232.358Tue Sep 26 1995 13:34 Best performance by four people insulting each other 7 lines
232.382Fri Oct 27 1995 11:12 Daytime "talk" - a thoroughly depressing experience 21 lines
232.401Tue Nov 07 1995 10:06 Oprah??! Sloooowly I turn... 21 lines
232.403Tue Nov 07 1995 11:54 Catch this one 7 lines
232.490Mon Dec 04 1995 15:46 Maybe they were going to send the ship back for more :-) 18 lines
232.498Mon Dec 04 1995 16:25 Must've fired the science consultant after Episode 1 11 lines
232.591Sun Jan 14 1996 22:31 Eahh... 9 lines
232.601Wed Jan 17 1996 10:30 Rrrrrrehhh! 13 lines
232.1054Wed May 08 1996 13:35 It's a dirty job, etc. 5 lines
232.1058Wed May 08 1996 14:08 She did get some Benny Feet 5 lines
232.1135Mon Jun 03 1996 15:52 Is "Fwoar!" the politically-incorrect expression? 8 lines
232.1150Wed Jun 05 1996 16:26 Beatlenit 8 lines
232.1151Mon Jul 01 1996 11:50 "Uurrrhhhh, I'm supposed to say something now?..." 17 lines
232.1153Mon Jul 01 1996 12:11 Fading memory 9 lines
232.1155Mon Jul 01 1996 12:28 "Norman, coordinate" 5 lines
232.1161Mon Jul 01 1996 17:27 I need to get to the movies more often 5 lines
232.1172Fri Jul 26 1996 17:29 Prediction: title change to "Bad Boys" in 6 weeks 11 lines
232.1177Fri Jul 26 1996 18:03 Did she drop the razor? 6 lines
232.1178Fri Jul 26 1996 18:05 I'm glad I (mostly) quit 9 lines
232.1234Fri Aug 02 1996 12:09 Someone must have this, somewhere 14 lines
232.1245Thu Aug 08 1996 16:36 For r/o's and/or too shy to ask 7 lines
232.1247Thu Aug 08 1996 16:50 Good guess, but... 9 lines
232.1388Tue Sep 17 1996 13:10 New hard drives can hold lots of old scripts 21 lines
232.1392Tue Sep 17 1996 13:34 Can't ignore a great source, I guess 20 lines
232.1448Thu Sep 19 1996 14:05 Armchair space cadet checking in 23 lines
232.1486Tue Sep 24 1996 17:24 "Over the top" replaces "Out of order" 6 lines
TOPIC 236.0 The obligatory Cola Un-debate
236.52Mon Jan 09 1995 13:55 Never liked Pepsi, even as a kid 27 lines
236.99Tue Jan 10 1995 09:45 This could be good 11 lines
TOPIC 243.0 Welfare Reform.
243.105Fri Sep 15 1995 12:32 If I were one of them, I'd be upset 7 lines
243.132Thu Sep 21 1995 11:09 Archie was usually set up for a fall 10 lines
243.185Thu Oct 19 1995 11:48 Beats flippin' burgers 7 lines
243.724Thu Aug 22 1996 13:51 Show me a politician who embraces the "middle class" 14 lines
TOPIC 245.0 Odd First Dates
245.35Thu Jan 19 1995 12:21 It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time 6 lines
TOPIC 249.0 Happy Birthday
249.176Sun Sep 03 1995 22:59 Box Guide to Mumbled Birth Years 6 lines
249.313Thu Sep 07 1995 10:48 That's what people were calling you, anyway... :-) 6 lines
249.327Thu Sep 07 1995 12:40 Ladies and gentlemen 32 lines
249.1301Mon Aug 19 1996 13:08 Let them eat cake 6 lines
249.1306Mon Aug 19 1996 13:24 I wonder if the cake resembles a cornucopia 8 lines
249.1310Mon Aug 19 1996 13:46 Equal time 6 lines
249.1313Mon Aug 19 1996 14:00 Might as well get some use out of this stuff... 4 lines
TOPIC 257.0 Tattoos/Bodyart
257.34Thu Jan 19 1995 12:14 My father's tattoo looks like a big blue blob now 14 lines
TOPIC 258.0 Pet Peeves
258.55Thu Jan 19 1995 16:39 Happens often enough to attain "Pet Peeve" status 9 lines
TOPIC 268.0 Electric Vehicles, Alternate Fuel Engines
268.8Wed Jan 25 1995 13:04 Still wondering about "break-even" 16 lines
268.10Wed Jan 25 1995 14:06 I vaguely remember reading about this, long ago 6 lines
268.36Thu Jan 26 1995 09:30 Gearing up for electric cars 12 lines
TOPIC 273.0 Old T.V. Shows
273.166Thu Feb 02 1995 11:28 Gave me the creeps 24 lines
273.168Thu Feb 02 1995 12:05 Strum the ukelele, Bob... "The grass is always greener..." 16 lines
273.179Thu Feb 02 1995 12:20 Product of the times? 21 lines
273.180Thu Feb 02 1995 12:25 "Hey, lemme go!" 18 lines
273.196Thu Feb 02 1995 13:24 Memory can't take much more of this strain, Captain 3 lines
273.227Wed Feb 08 1995 10:08 It's neat to meet your baby... 5 lines
273.231Wed Feb 08 1995 10:22 We're all wicked young, Jack! :-) We wish... 8 lines
273.239Wed Feb 08 1995 16:33 Wish I'd seen this one 5 lines
273.281Mon Apr 24 1995 16:01 Fish out of water, bi-directional 27 lines
273.285Mon Apr 24 1995 16:36 Pop singer turned time jumper 9 lines
273.296Tue Sep 26 1995 16:47 Sounds kind of familiar 9 lines
273.303Wed Sep 27 1995 00:48 Two swampy oldies 17 lines
273.310Fri Sep 29 1995 15:35 Never build what you can re-use 10 lines
TOPIC 274.0 The Great Mexico Bailout
274.58Thu Feb 02 1995 11:40 I want another alternative 3 lines
TOPIC 277.0 Men and women are not the same
277.22Thu Feb 02 1995 10:54 And now, let us return to the days of 7th grade 1 lines
TOPIC 282.0 Let's give everyone $20,000/year
282.8Mon Feb 06 1995 11:53 Help the poor, help the rich, either way I pay 20 lines
282.10Mon Feb 06 1995 12:13 Waiting for a third alternative 10 lines
TOPIC 291.0 Baseball
291.259Mon Apr 03 1995 13:49 Bleh. Predictable not-so-outcome... 22 lines
291.304Fri Apr 28 1995 12:20 Good 8 lines
291.313Fri Apr 28 1995 14:58 Aha, another conspiracy! :-) 10 lines
291.329Wed May 17 1995 15:45 Paid attendance? Paid by whom? 25 lines
291.338Wed May 17 1995 16:31 Too expensive to buy a ticket and then stay home 15 lines
291.363Wed May 24 1995 00:40 They're all putting in a good effort anyway 22 lines
291.366Wed May 24 1995 13:17 Baseball old fogey 15 lines
291.371Tue Jun 20 1995 13:55 Hey kid, stop playing with your cap! 34 lines
291.394Fri Aug 25 1995 23:54 Okay, we can start the playoffs now 7 lines
291.453Sat Oct 07 1995 22:55 Former MLB and Red Sox fan checks in yawning 31 lines
291.454Sat Oct 07 1995 22:59 *Now*, what would you pay? But wait, there's more! 8 lines
TOPIC 295.0 The definitive tacky....
295.42Fri Feb 17 1995 14:22 Tacky without even being funny 7 lines
TOPIC 296.0 War is hell
296.18Tue Feb 14 1995 11:41 Hey, we both won. Works with the kids... 8 lines
TOPIC 311.0 Size-able minorities
311.38Thu Feb 23 1995 15:02 Mommy, make them LIKE me! 22 lines
TOPIC 314.0 Wrist Clamps now, Thumbscrews and Iron Maidens next?
314.5Sat Feb 25 1995 20:50 Atrocious but not surprising anymore 13 lines
TOPIC 316.0 World population ?
316.35Wed Mar 01 1995 22:29 Gilligan didn't reproduce, thus helping world population 11 lines
316.55Thu Mar 02 1995 16:15 Professor, can you perform a marriage ceremony? 12 lines
316.58Thu Mar 02 1995 16:58 Honey, where'd you put my old TV Guides? 8 lines
316.70Fri Mar 03 1995 11:38 Nah, I was still too shy at age 12 to be a Dad 31 lines
TOPIC 319.0 The truth of the Bible
319.858Fri Jun 23 1995 14:20 I don't believe in Robert Frost, either 4 lines
TOPIC 322.0 Burning of the American Flag
322.180Thu Jun 29 1995 00:15 Burn something = speech? 16 lines
322.248Tue Dec 12 1995 17:13 Not quite a Topaz anagram, but... 5 lines
322.278Thu Dec 14 1995 12:27 Trying to catch up... 15 lines
TOPIC 325.0 Things I hope I never see...
325.11Fri Mar 03 1995 11:49 But I'm beginning to wonder 3 lines
TOPIC 329.0 Worst vocalist recording of all time...
329.46Mon Mar 06 1995 16:12 "I thought your post-hanging days were through"?? 11 lines
329.63Mon Mar 06 1995 16:34 Guilty displeasures 13 lines
329.397Thu Apr 20 1995 00:55 Liked Ann Margrock better, though 11 lines
329.531Mon Aug 28 1995 12:35 Alternative career fantasies 10 lines
TOPIC 332.0 Fav SNL Skits!
332.63Mon Apr 10 1995 15:57 Samurai Ophthalmologist 18 lines
TOPIC 333.0 Take Our Daughters Day...
333.43Fri Mar 10 1995 16:46 "Equal" treatment used to be a liberal concept 18 lines
333.47Fri Mar 10 1995 17:03 Plus, they'd rather be together, though they won't admit it 45 lines
333.48Fri Mar 10 1995 17:10 Who, me? I flunked sociology... 18 lines
333.113Tue Nov 07 1995 10:13 Just make it an official day off from school for everyone 9 lines
TOPIC 335.0 Talk Radio
335.38Fri Apr 14 1995 14:12 Stern has since apologized, in Spanish yet 18 lines
335.52Tue Apr 25 1995 10:49 Slick blowing his temporary advantage 19 lines
335.80Wed Apr 17 1996 15:05 Using the Ronco Commanizer... 11 lines
TOPIC 337.0 Malls and Speech
337.228Tue Oct 03 1995 11:44 Mall corridors, etc., are not public streets 14 lines
TOPIC 342.0 Spell'en, doze it mader
342.239Tue Jul 11 1995 12:37 Keep the voters stupid, dependent, and happy 22 lines
342.245Tue Jul 11 1995 15:04 I should have been more explicit 14 lines
342.251Wed Jul 12 1995 10:58 Those old guys had it easy 15 lines
TOPIC 344.0 Trivia Questions
344.72Fri Mar 17 1995 15:46 Some guy with a top hat, cane, and really bad acne scars? 4 lines
344.328Thu Jun 29 1995 15:43 More guesses 37 lines
344.347Thu Jun 29 1995 16:17 Still more guesses 10 lines
344.349Thu Jun 29 1995 16:17 Arghk 3 lines
344.396Mon Jul 10 1995 14:04 Something about color perception experiments 3 lines
344.414Mon Jul 10 1995 17:01 The one that sings 3 lines
344.424Tue Jul 11 1995 12:39 A highly-charged affair 3 lines
344.440Thu Jul 13 1995 13:43 Butch for a Day, Bozo's assistant 7 lines
344.477Fri Jul 21 1995 13:26 His plane crashes are also interesting stories 23 lines
344.583Thu Aug 17 1995 13:57 And now, Myron Floren with some moozical heemur 4 lines
344.606Fri Aug 18 1995 14:09 A close shave 14 lines
344.650Tue Dec 19 1995 13:35 Sounds like a button-pusher, bah humbug :-) 11 lines
344.795Thu Aug 08 1996 16:31 Early Saturday nights that summer 6 lines
TOPIC 346.0 T.G.I.F.
346.55Fri Apr 07 1995 12:33 I don't miss the chemicals, though 11 lines
346.279Fri Jul 21 1995 13:46 Mmmmmmwha 3 lines
346.604Fri Oct 13 1995 13:10 Enter and sign in please 5 lines
346.679Fri Dec 01 1995 17:09 Is there a West Weston, or worse, a North Weston? 44 lines
346.681Fri Dec 01 1995 17:17 My life would've been considerably less complicated 5 lines
346.1092Fri Apr 26 1996 17:55 The more coffee I drink, the more money I spend 8 lines
346.1094Fri Apr 26 1996 18:28 Our top story tonight... 5 lines
TOPIC 347.0 religious fundamentalists, fanatics, zealots, etc.
347.189Sun Apr 09 1995 22:05 This reply was subconsciously induced, and not my fault 5 lines
TOPIC 348.0 Int'l Conference on Women
348.54Tue Aug 29 1995 12:01 Like a bunch of pre-programmed automatons 9 lines
TOPIC 356.0 Cow Hampshire vs. Taxachusetts
356.114Fri Apr 14 1995 17:07 Just pay them and hope they don't kill you 11 lines
356.116Fri Apr 14 1995 17:47 Vote for your local warrant server 15 lines
TOPIC 357.0 Politics of the "middle"...
357.35Fri Jun 07 1996 11:15 I'll think of some more later 14 lines
357.38Fri Jun 07 1996 12:56 I'll think of more later 6 lines
357.80Tue Jun 18 1996 15:37 Roll the dice 16 lines
TOPIC 359.0 The Media - Can they be trusted?
359.43Wed Nov 22 1995 09:37 Get ready for the indoctrination barrage 10 lines
359.50Wed Nov 22 1995 14:22 Ha-ha, good one... oh, you mean, uh... hmmm. 10 lines
TOPIC 362.0 Waco compounded
362.220Tue May 02 1995 12:25 Is this guy writing a book too? 12 lines
362.550Fri Jun 16 1995 13:38 Cannot be inserted, true 11 lines
362.692Tue Aug 01 1995 18:07 Hail to the Fire Chief 6 lines
362.903Tue Oct 17 1995 13:02 As if PBS was unbiased about anything 6 lines
TOPIC 366.0 Oscars ??
366.107Thu Apr 06 1995 17:58 For qualified scientists only 3 lines
TOPIC 367.0 Greg Louganis-'Breaking the Surface'
367.48Fri Jul 21 1995 13:12 Someone had to say it 7 lines
TOPIC 375.0 The BATF "Strikes" Again
375.91Tue Apr 11 1995 18:03 Maybe he's a secret smoker who doesn't inhale 11 lines
375.93Tue Apr 11 1995 18:24 He blows out, too 6 lines
375.113Tue May 02 1995 16:00 Avoid rudely casting shadows 9 lines
375.159Thu May 04 1995 12:24 Hey, lookee what we found, heh-heh 9 lines
375.161Thu May 04 1995 12:31 Hard to believe, but then I don't watch "60 Minutess" 24 lines
375.163Thu May 04 1995 12:34 I still don't get it, I guess 6 lines
375.166Thu May 04 1995 13:01 This is the same news item as Jack's, then? 8 lines
375.275Thu Jul 13 1995 10:59 Public officials should be publicly accountable 8 lines
TOPIC 379.0 Can matricide keep Gina Grant out of Hahvid?
379.113Tue Apr 11 1995 14:24 Why protect killers just because they're "young"? 30 lines
379.122Tue Apr 11 1995 15:00 Public safety overrides second chances 28 lines
379.188Fri Apr 14 1995 16:55 Next will be the Gina Grant Scholarship 29 lines
379.192Fri Apr 14 1995 18:14 An unacceptable risk which we should evaluate for ourselves 27 lines
379.205Fri Nov 17 1995 22:42 It pays to scan old topics for entertainment on a slow night 7 lines
TOPIC 380.0 McNamara's book on Nam
380.116Fri Apr 21 1995 16:25 Tell it to the guy at the gates 8 lines
380.131Fri May 19 1995 13:34 Sometimes my verbal shorthand doesn't work out 18 lines
TOPIC 383.0 INTERNET Services
383.29Sat May 13 1995 00:01 What jurisdiction do they have here? 6 lines
383.81Wed Sep 20 1995 13:24 Why pay a middleman, go right to the source 11 lines
383.82Wed Sep 20 1995 13:27 Microsoft's experiment 12 lines
TOPIC 386.0 Flat Tax Rate - YES!
386.40Fri Apr 14 1995 16:28 Who collects from the collectors? 8 lines
386.162Fri Apr 28 1995 12:16 Or should I have said "McCarthy Memorial" 7 lines
TOPIC 389.0 How Atheists Should Act in the Box
389.154Thu Apr 20 1995 15:06 Sounds like a pretty strange place 9 lines
389.210Fri Apr 21 1995 16:19 Reminds me of this beaut from Father Hypocrite 18 lines
389.294Fri Nov 17 1995 21:11 To yeu, and yeu, and yeu and yeu and yeu 7 lines
389.592Fri Jul 26 1996 13:45 It's Friday 6 lines
389.595Fri Jul 26 1996 13:59 Ah good, demented minds think alike 5 lines
389.1850Fri Sep 13 1996 18:13 Ace Ventura, Thumper Detective 10 lines
TOPIC 390.0 How Christians Should Act in the Box
390.759Fri Sep 29 1995 14:32 Tongue in cheek, mostly 14 lines
TOPIC 393.0 OKC bombing
393.211Fri Apr 21 1995 17:19 Where's Mercier when you need him? 6 lines
393.332Mon Apr 24 1995 16:46 White men right wing white men right wing", ten times fast 16 lines
393.371Mon Apr 24 1995 17:53 I already knew how it feels, thanks anyway 28 lines
393.445Tue Apr 25 1995 12:10 Ho-ho! 8 lines
393.448Tue Apr 25 1995 12:19 "Still being written"? 3 lines
393.778Tue May 02 1995 16:04 Why keep the press and cameras away? 8 lines
393.813Wed May 03 1995 12:37 She should've been the first to get canned 10 lines
393.817Wed May 03 1995 13:07 They're good at being bad 5 lines
393.1036Wed May 17 1995 15:49 Who's been doing the investigating so far? 8 lines
393.1149Tue Jun 13 1995 13:36 This could get interesting 7 lines
TOPIC 398.0 Militias - friend or foe?
398.66Fri Apr 28 1995 13:39 We all stand to lose, so let's stand together 16 lines
398.148Fri May 05 1995 22:43 Slick sanity slip-sliding away, film at 11 14 lines
398.149Fri May 05 1995 22:48 Love your country = love your guvmint = love Bill Clinton 6 lines
398.249Wed May 31 1995 14:41 Clinton may be in for a surprise 8 lines
398.254Wed May 31 1995 15:00 How do you solve a problem like Bill Clinton? 8 lines
398.270Thu Jun 01 1995 14:54 Sounds more like a militia roll call 7 lines
TOPIC 399.0 Conspiracies
399.28Fri Apr 28 1995 12:30 12 lines
399.58Thu Jun 22 1995 12:09 Government can stuff their "Totalitaria" road show 23 lines
399.60Thu Jun 22 1995 13:01 If they were really listening, I'd be gone by now 21 lines
399.65Thu Jun 22 1995 13:14 Somewhere on the nutter spectrum 28 lines
399.78Thu Jun 22 1995 14:00 How else would they know so much sicko stuff? 7 lines
399.112Fri Jun 23 1995 16:21 <Insert loud hissy inhaling sound here> 5 lines
399.405Wed Sep 06 1995 13:17 O World Guvmint, guide us all, every one 10 lines
399.604Wed Nov 22 1995 09:47 Credit: Wally Schirra, for "Urion" 5 lines
399.613Tue Dec 05 1995 10:28 Russians would've tested this on their own rockets anyway 57 lines
TOPIC 405.0 Bob needs a new pname
405.64Mon May 08 1995 23:29 3 lines
405.71Tue May 09 1995 22:33 Executive distress 6 lines
TOPIC 409.0 Simple Pleasures
409.166Thu Aug 31 1995 14:56 Ignition sequence start... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 17 lines
TOPIC 411.0 Digitizing Pads at Point-of-Sale terminals
411.5Sun May 07 1995 06:13 I still liked the good old days better 20 lines
TOPIC 414.0 Things that make you "gak" today
414.18Wed May 10 1995 13:23 What was he keeping in there, Provolone? 11 lines
414.203Thu Aug 03 1995 15:30 'Box is still avant garde 5 lines
414.373Thu Nov 30 1995 12:23 Would've looked more natural on fake grass 7 lines
TOPIC 415.0 Ebola Fever
415.105Fri May 19 1995 13:40 What country wants passengers from Zaire? 12 lines
415.106Fri May 19 1995 13:42 Maybe 12 lines
415.107Fri May 19 1995 13:43 Found it... 5 lines
415.112Fri May 19 1995 14:36 Is this really analogous to AIDS? 17 lines
415.115Fri May 19 1995 15:17 Two-way exchange? Or just one-way? 15 lines
415.117Fri May 19 1995 15:32 Off to see the Web, the Wonderful Web of Ours 8 lines
TOPIC 417.0 The Repository
417.85Tue Oct 31 1995 12:19 Try this fine Corinthian leatherrrr, Luke 9 lines
TOPIC 425.0 Contract on Independent Thought
425.123Fri May 19 1995 12:55 Couldn't let this go uncommented 17 lines
TOPIC 426.0 Soapbox Profiles: The Eternal Liberal
426.25Wed May 17 1995 13:12 Recent addition to lib's fave folks 2 lines
TOPIC 427.0 Used car salesmen - scum of the earth?
427.2Tue May 16 1995 18:20 Next time, a private-sale used car for me 29 lines
TOPIC 428.0 Official UK dumb-yank-question-answering note
428.98Thu May 18 1995 14:04 Ignorance is... alternate parsing 5 lines
TOPIC 430.0 Religious Equality in Schools Amendment
430.44Thu May 18 1995 12:54 Repubs stumbled badly by highlighting school prayer 27 lines
430.503Sun Jun 11 1995 22:34 Throw your voice! Fool your teachers! 8 lines
TOPIC 431.0 The Man in the Tank
431.15Thu May 18 1995 13:58 What if they'd treated Simpson like this? 11 lines
431.103Fri May 19 1995 15:24 Minimize risk 21 lines
431.109Fri May 19 1995 16:11 What was the specific danger at capture time? 10 lines
431.113Fri May 19 1995 16:21 Any ex-police types in here know the procedure? 12 lines
431.136Fri May 19 1995 17:51 "Shoot first, etc." used to be a joke, I think 10 lines
431.138Fri May 19 1995 17:57 How do you capture someone holding a knife? 21 lines
TOPIC 435.0 Who Killed Mr. Burns???
435.43Mon Sep 18 1995 18:01 Someone probably said this already... :-) 3 lines
TOPIC 442.0 UN hostages
442.28Wed May 31 1995 14:14 I wouldn't force anyone else to go through this 23 lines
442.29Wed May 31 1995 14:21 Maybe the U.N. should take the hint 17 lines
442.31Wed May 31 1995 14:51 We'll choose for ourselves which battles to fight 11 lines
442.37Wed May 31 1995 15:14 Morality is relative 25 lines
442.40Wed May 31 1995 15:25 How uncivilized of me not to want to fight a war! 29 lines
442.41Wed May 31 1995 15:33 There's morality on both sides of this 19 lines
442.52Wed May 31 1995 18:15 How about no wars at all? 118 lines
442.54Wed May 31 1995 18:34 Boundaries, that's the whole issue 62 lines
442.74Thu Jun 01 1995 13:06 Confused about this point, but not about the issue 62 lines
442.76Thu Jun 01 1995 13:14 You quoted both bb and myself in your .48 13 lines
442.79Thu Jun 01 1995 14:13 Good thought experiment; I don't have an answer yet 105 lines
442.80Thu Jun 01 1995 14:23 It's a fairness issue, not so much a "legal" one 29 lines
442.81Thu Jun 01 1995 14:34 Right, I meant indirectly affected 22 lines
442.94Thu Jun 01 1995 18:29 Recent enlistees certainly know, but there are others 71 lines
442.95Thu Jun 01 1995 18:43 Some have said they didn't agree to work for U.N. 17 lines
442.106Tue Jun 06 1995 14:14 A dead doctor can't heal anyone 25 lines
442.116Wed Jun 07 1995 12:13 We still need an alternative to same old Dem/Rep 15 lines
TOPIC 444.0 Creation Science
444.383Wed Dec 06 1995 11:13 Bill Gates as social reformer 36 lines
TOPIC 445.0 Mountain lion control in Calif.
445.16Fri Jun 02 1995 16:06 Is it Friday afternoon yet? 3 lines
TOPIC 446.0 The Attack on Hollywood
446.19Fri Jun 02 1995 15:44 Who needs this, stick to the big problems 14 lines
446.42Fri Jun 02 1995 17:27 TV is even more dangerous, in a different way 33 lines
446.97Wed Jun 07 1995 12:39 "Casper", violent and sexy? What movie was this? 27 lines
446.99Wed Jun 07 1995 13:56 I should go to the movie note with this... 19 lines
446.125Thu Jun 08 1995 11:01 Strange bedfellows 9 lines
446.177Wed Jul 12 1995 12:31 Couldn't resist 6 lines
TOPIC 452.0 Court Ordered Pregnancy Tests for San Jose Woman
452.201Fri Jun 23 1995 15:33 Once a derelict... 3 lines
TOPIC 453.0 A question--Mickey Mantle
453.32Thu Jun 08 1995 18:05 14 lines
453.281Wed Aug 16 1995 13:44 Four simple, chilling words 6 lines
TOPIC 454.0 Drug Testing of Employees
454.49Fri Jun 09 1995 11:42 I'll bag groceries first 13 lines
TOPIC 455.0 Rescue of Pilot
455.82Sun Jun 11 1995 22:21 Lucky Bill gets some more mileage from an incident 16 lines
TOPIC 456.0 "Anti-Terrorist" bill, and other useless legislation
456.16Fri Jun 09 1995 13:25 Where's that third party? 8 lines
TOPIC 460.0 Federal Set aside out the door
460.26Tue Jun 20 1995 16:15 National-officeholder wannabe comes out for AA 8 lines
TOPIC 461.0 Children die in hot car
461.249Wed Jun 21 1995 13:54 It's somewhere on the curve 6 lines
TOPIC 463.0 Mom never warned me
463.20Tue Jun 20 1995 15:18 Or buy a jack-in-the-box 6 lines
TOPIC 468.0 Parking Enforcement/Towing
468.7Wed Jun 21 1995 13:50 Call it "fan relations" 7 lines
468.18Wed Jun 21 1995 14:48 Fay Wray thought it "gave him character" 4 lines
TOPIC 471.0 Poetry Corner
471.31Tue Oct 17 1995 12:56 Pretty good writing for kids 3 lines
TOPIC 472.0 Amazing Defense Reasoning
472.11Fri Jun 23 1995 15:30 Oh, he "fell" out 6 lines
TOPIC 474.0 The United Nations
474.16Tue Jun 27 1995 10:56 The more complicated the plumbing... 13 lines
474.81Fri Sep 01 1995 14:15 Works for me 7 lines
474.91Thu Oct 19 1995 11:39 Macedonia? 19 lines
474.105Tue Nov 07 1995 11:08 Everyone else is... 3 lines
TOPIC 477.0 Learning to read
477.37Thu Jun 29 1995 00:03 What are fawniks? 26 lines
TOPIC 479.0 Monte Hall Problem
479.32Thu Jun 29 1995 00:30 Oh, but look what was inside the thing you traded away 8 lines
TOPIC 482.0 The Internet
482.73Fri Sep 15 1995 13:33 Another ends-justifies-the-means issue 26 lines
482.75Fri Sep 15 1995 14:30 How did they identify those to monitor? 10 lines
482.205Mon Aug 19 1996 11:24 Yeah, right 11 lines
482.241Fri Aug 23 1996 17:16 "Oops! We couldn't find any listings for...", heh-heh 9 lines
482.243Fri Aug 23 1996 17:29 Hmmm, search failed on some names that other services have 16 lines
482.245Fri Aug 23 1996 17:39 I never answer one of those dang telephone contraptions 8 lines
482.247Fri Aug 23 1996 17:48 Unpublished vs. Unlisted 7 lines
482.249Fri Aug 23 1996 18:18 What I Learned Today 5 lines
TOPIC 485.0 French commandos storm Greenpeace ship
485.42Tue Jul 11 1995 11:08 Oh, great... 10 lines
485.289Wed Sep 06 1995 11:25 Ze Merse Zat Rurd 13 lines
485.298Wed Sep 06 1995 13:02 Whoops, did I say this somewhere already? 6 lines
TOPIC 488.0 Combating Auto Theft
488.19Tue Jul 18 1995 13:55 Auto-paranoia 11 lines
488.21Tue Jul 18 1995 14:01 What, do we need travel passes now? 16 lines
488.28Tue Jul 18 1995 16:11 Playing to the crowd 15 lines
488.48Tue Jul 18 1995 18:07 Everyone gets their fifteen minutes 7 lines
TOPIC 489.0 Advertising Jingles & Slogans
489.39Tue Jul 18 1995 16:04 "Really sticks to my teeth" wasn't one of the lines 6 lines
489.72Tue Jul 18 1995 17:12 And he drinks a lot of water 7 lines
489.73Tue Jul 18 1995 17:14 And a one, and a two 9 lines
489.83Tue Jul 18 1995 17:25 Though Snuffy might be a better spokescreature 10 lines
489.92Tue Jul 18 1995 17:30 I'm in love, frankly 5 lines
489.208Wed Jul 19 1995 15:04 Where are today's slogans and jingles, by the way? 9 lines
489.210Wed Jul 19 1995 15:17 It's "good", and there's "plenty" of it... hey! 9 lines
489.240Thu Jul 20 1995 13:22 Tales from the Dustbuster Chronicles 10 lines
489.242Thu Jul 20 1995 13:24 From the Orean star system 7 lines
489.264Thu Jul 20 1995 15:36 I hope they took ALL of it, and left it there 6 lines
489.266Thu Jul 20 1995 15:39 Excuse me, heh-heh-hehhh 15 lines
TOPIC 490.0 TV theme songs
490.59Wed Jul 19 1995 11:55 Tear jerker, or just plain jerker 14 lines
490.72Wed Jul 19 1995 13:31 Norman Lear's sitcoms had some great themes 46 lines
490.77Wed Jul 19 1995 14:05 "Hobo" was very sad; at least Lassie had a home/family 20 lines
490.82Wed Jul 19 1995 14:18 A good topic from the old TV notes days 34 lines
490.87Wed Jul 19 1995 14:52 Another Chuck Connors series 6 lines
490.99Wed Jul 19 1995 16:46 Deluxe-model closing theme had extra lyrics 17 lines
490.100Wed Jul 19 1995 16:47 You probably missed the good Pablo episodes 5 lines
490.114Wed Jul 19 1995 17:57 Maybe... 11 lines
490.116Wed Jul 19 1995 18:03 About 3/4 of Patty Duke 25 lines
490.117Wed Jul 19 1995 18:05 Decaying brain cell connected, first verse 8 lines
490.120Wed Jul 19 1995 18:13 As a kid, I was a Zenith optional input device 14 lines
490.121Wed Jul 19 1995 18:14 I knew it didn't sound right... 6 lines
490.123Wed Jul 19 1995 18:16 Oh-oh, TV crossover wave detected, shields up 8 lines
490.124Wed Jul 19 1995 18:19 Another correction, I think 8 lines
490.136Thu Jul 20 1995 11:42 Wait a minute... "act" alike, or "laugh" alike?... 26 lines
490.144Thu Jul 20 1995 15:31 Kind of a Doggie Quantum Leap 28 lines
490.148Thu Jul 20 1995 15:49 Mixed old and (at the time) new cartoons 10 lines
490.191Fri Jul 21 1995 12:57 Why do they get the funniest looks, anyway? 46 lines
490.197Fri Jul 21 1995 13:44 I was merciful not to post the closing theme 8 lines
490.203Fri Jul 21 1995 13:55 From the Guilty Pleasure department 12 lines
490.228Mon Jul 31 1995 13:26 Oh-oh, I shouldn't have pressed the "Play" button 5 lines
490.231Mon Jul 31 1995 17:20 One of my many Phobos 10 lines
490.233Tue Aug 01 1995 00:40 Starring Bill Gates as Uncle Martin 4 lines
490.239Wed Aug 02 1995 12:43 Good idea, but lousy realization 10 lines
490.244Wed Aug 09 1995 16:54 Tops the charts 8 lines
TOPIC 495.0 Northern Ireland
495.72Fri Sep 29 1995 15:36 2 lines
495.85Fri Sep 29 1995 17:15 Okay, back to topic 3 lines
TOPIC 501.0 The Confessional
501.80Thu Aug 03 1995 11:27 Gets your kitchen Spic & Spam 17 lines
501.89Thu Aug 03 1995 12:42 Maybe I shouldn't have asked what it is... 6 lines
501.213Wed Dec 13 1995 14:18 Now there's a nasty couple of alternatives 10 lines
501.215Wed Dec 13 1995 14:24 At least I *think* I didn't vote in '72... it's all a haze 4 lines
501.219Wed Dec 13 1995 15:03 Whoops... hazy days (daze) 8 lines
501.504Wed Jul 17 1996 16:35 Mentos: The Official Candy of the Clinton Administration 15 lines
501.513Wed Jul 17 1996 17:32 Sky Bar, oh great, there goes the diet for the day :-) 10 lines
501.517Wed Jul 17 1996 17:46 Parents, learn to recognize that glazed-over Pixie Look 11 lines
501.575Mon Aug 05 1996 14:56 Okay, okay, it wasn't so bad after all 25 lines
501.583Mon Aug 05 1996 17:30 Augh, 70's nostalgia, but it was inevitable 11 lines
501.585Mon Aug 05 1996 17:36 Ba-doom-ba-doom-ba-doom-THUD! 7 lines
501.595Mon Aug 05 1996 18:04 I shoulda left it in 25 lines
501.636Wed Aug 07 1996 12:37 Luckily I noticed it before they did 11 lines
TOPIC 502.0 Benefits of Single Gendered Schools!
502.72Wed Aug 02 1995 17:15 Still, I think you hadda be there to really understand 29 lines
502.78Wed Aug 02 1995 17:45 I'll continue rambling over there 5 lines
502.83Thu Aug 03 1995 11:02 Something for us old folks 15 lines
502.85Thu Aug 03 1995 11:38 Acronyms Me Confuse 10 lines
502.407Fri Aug 18 1995 18:38 Make a quick mill during those 15 minutes of fame 4 lines
502.511Fri Aug 25 1995 23:15 Movie theme: "Shannon is gone, I heard" 5 lines
502.530Wed Sep 06 1995 13:28 Another boring 90's cultural "icon" 11 lines
502.552Fri Sep 15 1995 12:44 "We've got to close on an upbeat note" 6 lines
502.580Tue Sep 24 1996 13:26 NewThink 12 lines
TOPIC 504.0 Hiroshima Mon Amour
504.13Wed Aug 02 1995 14:58 Let me make one thing perfectly clear 10 lines
504.15Wed Aug 02 1995 15:02 Deterrent side effect 7 lines
504.95Mon Aug 07 1995 13:30 Even better if the war had never been started 14 lines
TOPIC 505.0 Al Gore blending into the scenery?
505.42Thu Aug 03 1995 15:07 Flip Wilson was a more memorable Geraldine 5 lines
505.50Thu Aug 03 1995 15:28 Historical what-if 17 lines
505.52Thu Aug 03 1995 15:33 The buck stops there, and all that 11 lines
505.110Mon Aug 07 1995 15:59 Questioning assumptions 23 lines
505.124Mon Aug 07 1995 17:58 Works for me 6 lines
505.212Fri Oct 27 1995 15:53 "Johnny got up and he hit him..." 3 lines
TOPIC 506.0 'Box Political Survey
506.99Mon Aug 07 1995 13:37 Let's see if he gets on the air 15 lines
TOPIC 508.0 Media madness
508.11Mon Aug 07 1995 16:03 Could have its own theme song, too 11 lines
508.13Mon Aug 07 1995 16:32 It does not compute 10 lines
508.22Fri Aug 11 1995 12:41 Sums it all up nice and tidy-like 5 lines
TOPIC 510.0 Switzerland.
510.85Wed Aug 09 1995 11:50 It can be done, but not here 24 lines
TOPIC 512.0 The Terrorist Threat
512.24Wed Aug 09 1995 14:00 Dieeee, Meekay, ho-hoohhhhhh 7 lines
TOPIC 513.0 Fav Elvis Song
513.44Thu Aug 10 1995 11:14 Donchoo do whatcher big sister duz 19 lines
TOPIC 517.0 The Box Web Page Discussion Topic
517.5Fri Aug 11 1995 13:38 Wanted for first-degree interstate discussion 12 lines
517.36Mon Aug 14 1995 12:51 Growing pains 24 lines
517.41Wed Aug 16 1995 12:46 Noting memories 12 lines
TOPIC 518.0 Smokers beware!!
518.11Fri Aug 11 1995 15:11 Career gone up in a puff of hazardous smoke 17 lines
518.46Mon Aug 14 1995 13:05 Meet Nick, a teen 13 lines
518.167Thu Oct 19 1995 11:23 It's a dirty job, etc. 5 lines
518.518Wed Aug 28 1996 16:37 Profits at both ends of the ciggie biz 9 lines
518.534Tue Sep 10 1996 17:44 Maybe it was Owl Gore 8 lines
TOPIC 520.0 Aging/Midlife crisis
520.47Fri Aug 18 1995 11:36 I like the 40's just fine 17 lines
TOPIC 522.0 Things You'd Like To Do
522.122Sat Oct 14 1995 02:41 A useful mental exercise performed periodically 32 lines
TOPIC 523.0 Jesus Christ: Saviour or Lunatic ?
523.79Tue Aug 22 1995 14:30 Sorry for the Trekhole... 7 lines
TOPIC 524.0 Mike Tyson
524.91Tue Aug 22 1995 13:46 Give him as much $ as he can extract from his fans 20 lines
524.167Wed Aug 23 1995 14:27 We'll need the WABAC machine to fix this, Sherman 14 lines
524.175Wed Aug 23 1995 14:43 We'd probably flunk the get-on-the-jury test 7 lines
TOPIC 527.0
527.37Tue Aug 22 1995 12:27 Another long-timer gone... 4 lines
TOPIC 528.0 Move over, idjit
528.110Thu Aug 24 1995 11:44 Grrrr... 29 lines
528.114Thu Aug 24 1995 12:29 Putt-putt driving with a vrooom engine 12 lines
TOPIC 530.0 Start Me Up - Win95
530.22Thu Aug 24 1995 15:56 Chicken WinLittle checking in again, looking for New Coke 45 lines
530.28Thu Aug 24 1995 16:15 Lots of excitement over separating us from our money 26 lines
530.36Thu Aug 24 1995 16:45 Provides handy cut-and-paste capability 21 lines
530.107Fri Aug 25 1995 22:32 Only 8 MegaLeno required for installation 47 lines
530.112Tue Aug 29 1995 12:17 Surprise... 109 lines
530.141Wed Aug 30 1995 16:21 How 'bout Robert Conrad with a Win95 box on his shoulder 8 lines
530.150Wed Aug 30 1995 16:46 Reflects Gates' expectations :-) 5 lines
530.163Wed Aug 30 1995 17:24 Maybe it's this narrow-font DECterm window 3 lines
530.195Fri Sep 01 1995 12:28 Proceeding as predicted 18 lines
530.198Sun Sep 03 1995 22:54 1,001 eh? Well, then, forget it. 22 lines
530.201Mon Sep 04 1995 19:39 Most PC's weren't bought in the last year 19 lines
530.237Mon Oct 09 1995 16:18 Bring on the bear 12 lines
530.245Tue Oct 10 1995 14:14 A+ 7 lines
530.262Wed Oct 25 1995 13:38 Enter NT 4 lines
530.264Wed Oct 25 1995 14:38 DOS programmers were accustomed to pulling the strings 12 lines
TOPIC 532.0 Things I'm not sure if I like or hate today
532.22Tue Aug 29 1995 12:41 Here's another fine mess 34 lines
532.56Thu Aug 31 1995 14:47 Student of the Month? Slowly I turn... 26 lines
532.62Thu Aug 31 1995 18:06 I'll take quiet pride over the noisy brash kind 24 lines
532.142Wed Sep 27 1995 00:36 I must look like that monk in the old Xerox ads 16 lines
532.279Thu Nov 30 1995 11:23 Something's here from Courier & Dives 3 lines
532.327Wed Dec 06 1995 16:20 Star of the Day, who will it be? 13 lines
532.1037Wed Jul 17 1996 13:36 Maybe it's some kind of joke, or maybe not? 19 lines
532.1041Wed Jul 17 1996 14:31 "Requires 768K EMS which you're not configured for" 7 lines
532.1102Thu Aug 01 1996 13:53 Almost as bad as cranky McDonald's Kids 7 lines
532.1378Fri Sep 20 1996 15:54 "And here's how it looks now..." Gahhh! 13 lines
532.1423Tue Sep 24 1996 13:04 If only it had the clown's face on it, it'd be perfect 8 lines
TOPIC 533.0 Alien Autopsy
533.22Tue Aug 29 1995 12:11 Was there a coiled phone cord and a zoom lens? 11 lines
533.51Tue Aug 29 1995 14:00 Suspending skepticism for a moment 27 lines
533.85Wed Aug 30 1995 13:40 Did they poke him in the belly? 10 lines
533.94Wed Sep 06 1995 13:51 Monty, I'll take Alien #1 22 lines
533.96Wed Sep 06 1995 14:04 Scarier than Melvin Belli as the Gorgonzola 15 lines
533.110Fri Sep 15 1995 12:21 Strange choices for a hoaxer to make 32 lines
533.112Fri Sep 15 1995 12:48 "The alien's a mess, but let's dig in here... still ticking!" 8 lines
TOPIC 535.0 Project Vote Smart
535.15Tue Sep 05 1995 13:29 Oxymoron: No-op on vacation 8 lines
TOPIC 537.0 question for motorists and non-motorists
537.43Wed Sep 06 1995 11:33 Beatlenit 9 lines
537.50Wed Sep 06 1995 13:09 Old AM radios made for lots of lyrical errors 12 lines
537.52Fri Sep 08 1995 13:29 According to the sheet music 12 lines
TOPIC 541.0 Pregnancies - who's responsible?
541.298Fri Sep 15 1995 14:54 Different worlds 11 lines
541.317Fri Sep 15 1995 15:27 Aside from the logistical problems 5 lines
541.318Fri Sep 15 1995 15:43 (Corrected to include brain-fried missing word) 46 lines
TOPIC 542.0 Why Are You Cranky Today?
542.36Wed Sep 13 1995 12:50 It's the autopsied aliens, I tell ya 9 lines
TOPIC 543.0 What does the term "sissy" mean to you?
543.26Wed Sep 13 1995 11:51 Not in my neighborhood 14 lines
TOPIC 544.0 Colin L. Powell
544.17Wed Sep 13 1995 12:45 What are his political qualifications? 13 lines
544.24Wed Sep 13 1995 13:24 Not as 'right-wing' as most Republicans, the reality 25 lines
544.30Wed Sep 13 1995 13:35 Thanks, Powell, for proving my point 34 lines
544.33Wed Sep 13 1995 13:43 Yep, but not lately 14 lines
544.63Thu Sep 14 1995 11:03 Something here for everyone 25 lines
544.93Fri Sep 15 1995 11:11 As usual, we'll remembah in Novembah 28 lines
544.105Wed Sep 20 1995 11:28 Looking more like Dole/Powell 22 lines
544.110Wed Sep 20 1995 12:10 It may also be the best fit, but he said "easier" 11 lines
544.111Wed Sep 20 1995 12:13 Found that one 7 lines
544.113Wed Sep 20 1995 13:43 <Insert perplexed/skeptical facial expression> 13 lines
544.160Fri Sep 29 1995 12:53 Yeah, I wish 4 lines
544.251Tue Oct 31 1995 21:23 Didn't take long for the '96 race to hit the pits 21 lines
544.260Fri Nov 03 1995 15:05 Many have motives; who has the "stuff"? 13 lines
544.276Wed Nov 08 1995 13:11 Wild speculation, just for fun 11 lines
TOPIC 545.0 The OJ Verdict Pool
545.7Wed Sep 13 1995 13:14 The streets will implode 2 lines
545.86Thu Sep 28 1995 16:47 Human rationalization and denial has no bounds 14 lines
545.189Fri Oct 06 1995 12:58 Of course, there was no video of Simpson 8 lines
TOPIC 546.0 55mph-safer or not?
546.26Wed Sep 20 1995 16:08 The seniors will still go 40, then what? 11 lines
TOPIC 547.0 Persistence of Vision
547.4Wed Sep 20 1995 11:41 Analyze the alternatives and impacts objectively 22 lines
TOPIC 548.0 The Winter of '95/'96
548.501Wed Jan 10 1996 13:47 "Neutral" is not enough! 19 lines
548.503Wed Jan 10 1996 14:09 Another "don't rush" lesson for the kids 7 lines
548.558Thu Jan 11 1996 16:39 Where's the mana help? 12 lines
TOPIC 551.0 Bilingual education/English as official language
551.51Tue Sep 26 1995 13:43 Take a year to become proficient in English first 20 lines
551.136Thu Sep 28 1995 13:09 Igor, extract the culture from this creature 5 lines
551.196Mon Oct 02 1995 22:55 Shouldn't this be simple to fix? 25 lines
TOPIC 552.0 Presidential primaries
552.18Tue Sep 26 1995 16:35 Almost as distasteful as buying a new car 33 lines
552.47Thu Sep 28 1995 11:49 Yark... 5 lines
552.52Fri Sep 29 1995 12:32 Corrected for atrocious grammar and style :-) 18 lines
TOPIC 553.0 The nearly official 1996 Atlanta Olympics Note.
553.68Thu Jun 20 1996 12:40 Where'd all that money go? 6 lines
553.78Wed Jul 17 1996 14:21 The corner of the basement looks promising 11 lines
553.117Fri Jul 19 1996 16:03 Is it raining? 9 lines
553.180Tue Jul 23 1996 14:57 They'll all have "Marge" embroidered on the backs 6 lines
553.241Wed Jul 24 1996 15:30 Astoundingly and memorably gutsy Strug 26 lines
553.242Wed Jul 24 1996 15:36 Credit where credit's due, to NBC's techies 11 lines
553.328Fri Jul 26 1996 14:06 "Rapid blinking" will be in 2004 8 lines
553.378Tue Jul 30 1996 13:21 "These didn't come out, let's try another drug store" 31 lines
553.380Tue Jul 30 1996 13:26 Bio-brainwashed 10 lines
553.381Tue Jul 30 1996 13:41 "...and herrrrrre's MORE fireworks." 10 lines
553.430Thu Aug 01 1996 12:34 Ouch, probably 5 lines
553.447Thu Aug 01 1996 14:57 Embarrassingly nationalistic 34 lines
553.451Thu Aug 01 1996 15:26 As long as I'm here 7 lines
553.453Thu Aug 01 1996 15:43 Sounds like something NBC would choose 11 lines
553.548Fri Aug 02 1996 17:47 They were playing hardball this time 16 lines
553.594Mon Aug 05 1996 14:00 Back to the "real world" of soccer and baseball 21 lines
553.608Mon Aug 05 1996 17:22 File under "Unclear on the Concept" 11 lines
553.654Tue Aug 06 1996 14:28 Most frequently-seen word in newspaper accounts: "circus" 28 lines
553.656Tue Aug 06 1996 14:41 The show must go on 18 lines
TOPIC 554.0 What do you do at Digital ?
554.29Fri Sep 29 1995 12:49 We'll fix your muffler and do a 15-point safety check 20 lines
554.70Mon Oct 02 1995 22:12 Whoever they are 6 lines
TOPIC 565.0 Terrorism - Train Wreck
565.3Tue Oct 10 1995 14:52 "Terrorism"? 10 lines
565.7Tue Oct 10 1995 15:00 Great maniacal gleam in his eye 5 lines
565.21Wed Oct 11 1995 11:54 Throw another log on the fire 6 lines
565.102Thu Oct 19 1995 11:52 Loco-slur 2 lines
TOPIC 566.0 Million Man March
566.192Wed Oct 18 1995 15:37 Total take divided by cost-per-person = ? 10 lines
566.415Wed Oct 25 1995 12:11 If Farrah Fawcett married Star Trek's Khan... 6 lines
566.419Fri Oct 27 1995 11:19 Okay, just 1.1 more Pentium jokes 3 lines
TOPIC 569.0 Cuba/Castro
569.2Tue Oct 24 1995 12:25 Why complicate matters? 6 lines
569.45Wed Oct 25 1995 11:44 I don't smoke cigars 4 lines
569.261Tue Jul 16 1996 11:15 Oh dear, what to do, what to do? 4 lines
TOPIC 570.0 Pick-up Lines of the 90's
570.54Thu Nov 02 1995 15:27 I ain't got no matches but I sure got a long way to go 6 lines
TOPIC 571.0 Put-down lines of the 90's
571.47Thu Nov 02 1995 14:25 10mm, indeed 3 lines
571.49Thu Nov 02 1995 14:40 According to Gennie-poo... 3 lines
TOPIC 573.0 When the next Revolution Comes...
573.21Thu Oct 26 1995 12:17 The Last Rich Elderly Generation, here today 13 lines
573.123Fri Oct 27 1995 12:37 What's ugly is the hypocrisy of the rich senior 44 lines
573.135Fri Oct 27 1995 13:34 Long-haired kid + 40 years = old fart 25 lines
TOPIC 585.0 Hooters
585.52Fri Nov 17 1995 20:38 Ward, you were a little hard on the Beverage last night 5 lines
585.166Thu Nov 30 1995 10:58 Made this with my Play Doh one day 7 lines
TOPIC 595.0 Demission
595.92Tue Dec 05 1995 10:47 Can only go to the well so many times 6 lines
TOPIC 598.0 The Beatles Anthology
598.22Thu Nov 30 1995 10:45 Kids, don't let this happen to you 28 lines
598.27Thu Nov 30 1995 11:26 Take five 5 lines
598.32Thu Nov 30 1995 12:29 Reunited today on Rikki 4 lines
TOPIC 599.0 IRS takes aim at Frequent Flyer programs
599.42Tue Nov 28 1995 15:56 National sales tax, eliminate IRS 6 lines
TOPIC 601.0 Bob Dole
601.757Wed Jul 17 1996 16:30 Set course for, uh... uhrr... 3 lines
601.786Thu Jul 18 1996 16:48 Went into "skimming mode" pretty quickly 18 lines
601.823Tue Jul 23 1996 12:52 Wasn't Dole the Organian who didn't say much? 11 lines
601.824Tue Jul 23 1996 17:29 And I am sorry, Bob... (Mystery Trek reference :-)) 6 lines
601.847Mon Aug 05 1996 14:44 Could'a been a channel surfer's delight 8 lines
601.871Thu Aug 15 1996 13:00 Don't be afraid, kids, it's only Jay 7 lines
601.940Thu Sep 19 1996 14:44 Oh no, not Mars again. Okay, only if you send Dick Morris 20 lines
601.968Tue Sep 24 1996 14:33 He's surrendered New England 14 lines
601.978Tue Sep 24 1996 16:01 Place-holder 16 lines
TOPIC 603.0 Ann Landers, Dear Abby, etc.
603.12Fri Dec 01 1995 14:53 The girl can't help it 12 lines
TOPIC 605.0 Kerry vs. Weld - a thrillah ?
605.4Fri Dec 01 1995 16:52 He bores easily, and bi-directionally 22 lines
605.5Fri Dec 01 1995 16:55 Another Weld minus: He likes Slick 4 lines
605.7Fri Dec 01 1995 17:15 Easier to move up in a weak field 10 lines
TOPIC 612.0 Proposed Laws
612.10Thu Dec 07 1995 12:44 Predictable anti-war isolationist stuff :-) 9 lines
TOPIC 619.0 Bumper Stickers
619.18Wed Dec 13 1995 09:48 Hold 'em up to the window 7 lines
619.30Wed Dec 13 1995 10:52 Distasteful mediocrity? 6 lines
619.180Tue Dec 19 1995 13:24 I'll have 20th-century Land Creatures for $200, Alex 11 lines
619.300Wed Jan 10 1996 11:11 Spin all you want, there it is 5 lines
619.578Fri Jun 07 1996 11:21 Kennedy Waterfront Delivery Service 6 lines
619.610Wed Jul 10 1996 17:34 Another minor mystery solved 6 lines
TOPIC 620.0 All I want for Christmas is...
620.30Wed Dec 13 1995 12:13 Mmmm, how 'bout a whole month with *nothing* to do 18 lines
TOPIC 625.0 Responsibility for your parents.
625.206Wed Jan 10 1996 13:56 They might have to think about its obvious meaning 6 lines
TOPIC 626.0 Airports, planes, snow, ice
626.53Thu Aug 29 1996 15:43 I'll stay at low potential energy point when possible 7 lines
TOPIC 628.0 The office of the VicePresident of the USofA
628.36Thu Jan 11 1996 15:40 Ears perk up as Conspiracy Bit Set is easily triggered 9 lines
TOPIC 629.0 Teacher-cum-porn-star
629.278Wed Jan 17 1996 10:51 POTB's from MOTSS will be monitored 6 lines
629.284Wed Jan 17 1996 11:51 Wow, has that changed too? 7 lines
629.309Wed Jan 17 1996 15:46 The kids don't seem to be at risk in this specific case 18 lines
629.412Thu Jan 18 1996 15:03 "Bubba's Story", a heartwarming film for the entire family 26 lines
TOPIC 632.0 Steve Forbes
632.69Thu Jan 25 1996 12:00 Now, now, don't get penultimate 18 lines
632.73Thu Jan 25 1996 12:50 Wonder about Carter/Reagan... 16 lines
TOPIC 634.0 Phil Gramm
634.20Thu Jan 25 1996 12:42 Physics humor, or not 6 lines
TOPIC 637.0 Dick Lugar
637.15Thu Jan 25 1996 13:04 Quien es mas macho (sp))?: Nixon, Humphrey, Wallace 5 lines
TOPIC 686.0 Ross for Boss (Ross Perot)
686.110Fri Jul 12 1996 11:20 How do you get rid of common household political pests? 9 lines
686.113Fri Jul 12 1996 11:38 In Mass., it doesn't matter who I vote for, but... 14 lines
686.134Mon Aug 12 1996 13:48 Perot, go home 18 lines
686.180Wed Sep 18 1996 15:32 The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Debaters 14 lines
TOPIC 690.0 Spring, '96
690.195Thu Jun 20 1996 15:35 Oh no, not summer again 15 lines
690.207Thu Jun 20 1996 16:23 See, I'm really a nice guy! 26 lines
TOPIC 692.0 Freemen
692.592Fri Apr 19 1996 12:55 Fun with terminal emulators 11 lines
692.689Fri May 31 1996 12:14 A familiar (but probably common enough) name 9 lines
692.698Fri May 31 1996 14:03 Hmmm, must be Friday 10 lines
TOPIC 700.0 The Why I Don't Spend Much Time In Here Anymore Note
700.32Wed Apr 17 1996 02:53 A title for my reply 7 lines
TOPIC 704.0 Stupid things that stupid parents do
704.180Wed Apr 17 1996 17:50 Different fundamental skill set, plus danger to others 42 lines
704.211Thu Apr 18 1996 13:30 Since I'm being put at risk, I should get some say 7 lines
704.216Thu Apr 18 1996 13:58 Can a seven-year-old understand flight dynamics? 21 lines
TOPIC 709.0 Commercials
709.176Fri Apr 26 1996 17:22 For a week or so, I saw nothing but cars 23 lines
709.184Fri Apr 26 1996 17:41 It's that old GM-masochistic thing 22 lines
709.198Fri Apr 26 1996 18:23 I drove a Crown Vic land yacht once, and only once 8 lines
709.202Fri Apr 26 1996 18:54 Contour bigger than a CRX, but not quite land yacht 4 lines
TOPIC 713.0 Things to wish for
713.197Thu Aug 15 1996 15:20 "Help, police, he's going to 'kill' me!" 12 lines
713.238Tue Sep 17 1996 11:05 Will he need a tuning fork? 6 lines
TOPIC 723.0 Things your parents said to you when dating in high school.
723.54Wed May 08 1996 13:23 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. 33 lines
TOPIC 726.0 Marge Schott - the mouth that roared
726.43Wed Jun 12 1996 14:39 Missed the connection 9 lines
726.54Thu Jun 13 1996 11:25 Time to play hard ball 4 lines
TOPIC 733.0 I'll never forget the look on _____'s face when...
733.67Fri Jul 26 1996 17:32 It's a cold remedy *and* a floor wax 10 lines
733.70Fri Jul 26 1996 18:15 If only we knew 11 lines
733.73Mon Jul 29 1996 13:51 Relieves congestion and opens clogged passages 6 lines
733.75Mon Jul 29 1996 14:05 Grandparents, sneak Vapo Rub onto your grandkids' chests 19 lines
TOPIC 736.0 I didn't know that
736.207Tue Jul 30 1996 13:32 Ouch 20 lines
TOPIC 740.0 Fascists & Nazis: The Extreme Right Wing
740.175Mon Jun 24 1996 11:47 Hmmm, what gives? 5 lines
TOPIC 741.0 Teen drinking at supervised parties
741.58Mon Jun 03 1996 13:27 It does not compute 11 lines
TOPIC 743.0 BP Interview
743.2Thu Jun 20 1996 12:00 Oh, poor, poor Bob, he's been through hell 11 lines
743.8Thu Jun 20 1996 12:30 I'm an old manufacturing guy at heart, I guess 42 lines
TOPIC 744.0 Summer '96
744.3Thu Jun 20 1996 16:27 It "boils" down to this 8 lines
744.60Fri Jun 28 1996 10:56 Another thing to hate about summer 6 lines
744.62Fri Jun 28 1996 11:29 Judgment call went the wrong way 8 lines
744.67Fri Jun 28 1996 12:16 Nobody saw the PI leaves, including him 7 lines
TOPIC 748.0 Abusive Sex between 14 & 26 yr old okay?
748.455Tue Jul 09 1996 17:37 re: "Would you let your daughter date this boy?" 4 lines
748.458Tue Jul 09 1996 17:47 The kid's reputation shouldn't suffer from this 7 lines
748.484Wed Jul 10 1996 13:38 The self-victimizing process is on schedule 9 lines
748.486Wed Jul 10 1996 13:44 That year, I wanted a certain hockey coach's daughter 15 lines
748.495Wed Jul 10 1996 14:56 No, Emily, I said "trike", not "tyke". Oh. Nevermind! 3 lines
748.542Thu Jul 11 1996 15:41 On schedule and as predictable as the sunrise 7 lines
748.571Fri Jul 12 1996 11:42 Laugh and/or cry 12 lines
748.580Tue Jul 23 1996 12:21 Mimicking what they see on TV/movies, probably 31 lines
748.590Tue Jul 23 1996 13:17 The "fast kids" are a minority, I should add 13 lines
748.591Tue Jul 23 1996 13:22 The cliques are already forming 18 lines
748.597Tue Jul 23 1996 13:46 I wonder, is it real "desire", or is it mimicry? 9 lines
TOPIC 751.0 Lamm - who he?
751.31Wed Jul 10 1996 15:06 Sorry, the party's over. (Accidental pun retained) 15 lines
751.33Wed Jul 10 1996 15:09 "New Deal? Ain't that somethin' to do with Pepsi?" 8 lines
751.37Wed Jul 10 1996 15:35 Going, going, gone 7 lines
TOPIC 752.0 Anti-dis- libertarian -ism 1996
752.73Tue Jul 09 1996 17:15 This stuff would work great if everyone "played nice" 44 lines
752.80Wed Jul 10 1996 11:15 I'd rather keep them out in the first place 14 lines
752.120Wed Jul 10 1996 23:25 Kids, don't try this at home 9 lines
752.147Thu Jul 11 1996 12:52 Libertarians will ensure our right to view this stuff 19 lines
752.233Mon Jul 22 1996 13:15 Until a better animatronic can be assembled 7 lines
752.363Mon Aug 26 1996 13:45 Taking debate 5 lines
752.451Wed Sep 11 1996 16:52 Dole fails the legitimacy test, handily 5 lines
752.457Thu Sep 12 1996 10:16 The less they do, the better 7 lines
752.469Thu Sep 12 1996 11:55 Fish out of water 19 lines
752.523Mon Sep 23 1996 11:55 De facto legislation via selective enforcement 23 lines
752.525Mon Sep 23 1996 12:10 This isn't about drugs, it's about "the system" 15 lines
752.528Mon Sep 23 1996 12:22 Academic, but interesting 11 lines
752.535Mon Sep 23 1996 15:27 I must'a woke up in the wrong country... 30 lines
752.563Wed Sep 25 1996 12:00 Someone take his laptop and get him onto the phone 12 lines
TOPIC 755.0 This note reserved for abuse
755.10Fri Jul 12 1996 11:45 Same act, different town :-) 4 lines
755.15Fri Jul 12 1996 11:52 Just plain ol' ne.politics 10 lines
755.18Fri Jul 12 1996 12:20 :-) 5 lines
TOPIC 759.0 N.O.A.
759.44Wed Jul 17 1996 14:02 My wish list 15 lines
759.52Wed Jul 17 1996 15:03 Of course it's their fault 10 lines
TOPIC 760.0 TWA Flight 800 to Paris explodes 20 miles off Long Island
760.58Thu Jul 18 1996 13:45 Where'd I put that rubber brick? 58 lines
760.62Thu Jul 18 1996 14:07 ABC/CBS/NBC were long gone by midnight 14 lines
760.63Thu Jul 18 1996 14:12 Those animatronics are so lifelike! 17 lines
760.66Thu Jul 18 1996 14:44 Slick's still too tired from his recent Cuba dance 22 lines
760.68Thu Jul 18 1996 15:13 Coincidences and motivations 17 lines
760.120Fri Jul 19 1996 11:18 More likely though, "mechanical failure" will be declared 13 lines
760.126Fri Jul 19 1996 11:46 Journalism at its finest 7 lines
760.165Fri Jul 19 1996 14:17 The technology is "there"... but not "here" 197 lines
760.178Fri Jul 19 1996 15:38 File under "Verifiable Predictions" 8 lines
760.194Fri Jul 19 1996 17:35 Altitude adjustment 7 lines
760.199Fri Jul 19 1996 17:42 This should've been two separate replies, but I was lazy 14 lines
760.232Mon Jul 22 1996 15:10 Losing patience 28 lines
760.236Mon Jul 22 1996 15:24 What will he do if/when they do find out? 19 lines
760.259Mon Jul 22 1996 17:01 You Play the Ump 21 lines
760.261Mon Jul 22 1996 17:04 Missle tussle 5 lines
760.298Tue Jul 23 1996 11:47 Internet heating up, as expected 54 lines
760.299Tue Jul 23 1996 11:55 Where's Bill? 20 lines
760.318Tue Jul 23 1996 13:04 Where's the very expensive beef? 26 lines
760.340Tue Jul 23 1996 17:03 Trains and buses are looking better 5 lines
760.360Wed Jul 24 1996 16:28 White House infighting starting to leak out 25 lines
760.363Wed Jul 24 1996 16:43 ??? 17 lines
760.364Wed Jul 24 1996 16:46 More ??? 7 lines
760.367Wed Jul 24 1996 17:10 8 lines
760.369Wed Jul 24 1996 17:16 What I'd expect of any President during a national crisis 12 lines
760.379Wed Jul 24 1996 17:43 It still seems like something's missing here 12 lines
760.382Wed Jul 24 1996 18:07 He can't please everyone (and most likely never me :-)) 26 lines
760.436Fri Jul 26 1996 15:52 Looking better than a couple of days ago 16 lines
760.451Fri Jul 26 1996 17:13 Might as well concentrate on prevention 45 lines
760.492Thu Aug 01 1996 14:14 Is all this accepted as fact now? 37 lines
760.495Thu Aug 01 1996 14:42 Those poor people... 3 lines
760.507Fri Aug 02 1996 12:37 Information Control is the common thread lately 14 lines
760.528Fri Aug 02 1996 15:45 Not law-enforcement, but the politicians who control them 33 lines
760.537Fri Aug 02 1996 16:32 Oh sure, toy with my emotions, with fickle compliments :-) 9 lines
760.555Fri Aug 02 1996 17:40 Is there a difference? 5 lines
760.562Fri Aug 02 1996 17:51 Or any others 7 lines
760.594Mon Aug 12 1996 14:42 Surprised that they found that many 14 lines
760.639Mon Aug 19 1996 11:19 Chilling but hardly surprising 7 lines
760.642Tue Aug 20 1996 13:42 Whatever it was, it hasn't happened again yet 27 lines
760.697Mon Sep 09 1996 14:21 P-3 involvement has been suspicious from early on 11 lines
760.710Mon Sep 09 1996 15:28 Government still working on all three theories 8 lines
TOPIC 762.0 Managers..should they get special consideration?
762.25Wed Jul 24 1996 16:12 Captains and Gentlemen, all 12 lines
TOPIC 768.0 R U Bored ?
768.22Wed Aug 07 1996 12:34 Or was that "Rock the Boat"?... 8 lines
768.35Wed Aug 07 1996 14:39 I heard my momma cry 7 lines
TOPIC 770.0 Stolen credit cards
770.15Tue Aug 06 1996 16:36 Resistance is Futile 15 lines
TOPIC 774.0 Future Economy
774.11Thu Aug 15 1996 13:06 It's getting harder to maintain that lifestyle 9 lines
TOPIC 775.0 Clothing that advertises
775.23Tue Aug 20 1996 13:07 Whatever floats your boat; not mine, but no biggie 19 lines
TOPIC 776.0 Bill Clinton's EY96 Calculations
776.9Mon Aug 19 1996 12:55 Clinton should point to his accomplishments :-) 29 lines
776.12Mon Aug 19 1996 13:58 Double-ended dependency 24 lines
776.288Wed Aug 28 1996 13:40 Thank goodness for cable, and books for that matter 16 lines
776.373Thu Aug 29 1996 17:56 Hey, great job, teachers 6 lines
776.397Fri Aug 30 1996 12:25 Executive order "2000" 5 lines
776.527Fri Sep 20 1996 13:22 Weld's political party: Opportunist/Panderer 10 lines
TOPIC 778.0 Pro Football 1996-1997
778.37Thu Aug 22 1996 15:47 Bwah... :-) 15 lines
TOPIC 780.0 Titanic expedition?
780.64Thu Aug 29 1996 17:43 He may wish he'd never found it 11 lines
780.65Thu Aug 29 1996 17:46 Still fiddling nervously with tapes 8 lines
780.112Thu Sep 05 1996 10:42 Exciting and new? For whom? 7 lines
780.114Thu Sep 05 1996 13:14 "We'rrre doooing *what*?" 8 lines
TOPIC 781.0 Iraq Attack
781.31Tue Sep 03 1996 13:05 Feisty, hasty, pasty days of summer 33 lines
781.78Tue Sep 03 1996 15:54 Hmmm 4 lines
781.151Thu Sep 05 1996 11:26 Catching up 43 lines
781.308Mon Sep 16 1996 12:33 <groan> Not this, again 13 lines
781.316Mon Sep 16 1996 14:56 This cuts across lots of ideologies 14 lines
781.324Tue Sep 17 1996 11:32 "I will not seek, nor will I accept..." 8 lines
781.338Wed Sep 18 1996 15:03 I was playing in the Gulf of Tonka back then 19 lines
781.344Thu Sep 19 1996 13:15 Symptoms of yet-another impending Executive Order 6 lines
TOPIC 782.0 Memory
782.8Thu Sep 05 1996 11:00 "Incorrect." "Grrr..." 4 lines
TOPIC 785.0 1996 National Election
785.70Mon Sep 09 1996 11:20 Dole will debate, just so that he can say he tried 10 lines
785.102Wed Sep 11 1996 13:26 They canna take the strrrain, Capt'n! 7 lines
785.106Wed Sep 11 1996 13:33 Does either party really see to labor's needs anymore? 12 lines
785.165Mon Sep 16 1996 13:05 "Grandpa, were you really on the ballot in every state?" 9 lines
785.168Tue Sep 17 1996 13:26 Polls, yeech 27 lines
785.217Fri Sep 20 1996 12:46 What's that last bus carrying? A week's supply? 6 lines
785.218Fri Sep 20 1996 12:50 "Decorative" construction == non-functional 11 lines
785.229Fri Sep 20 1996 16:01 Golly, Mr. Peabody! 6 lines
TOPIC 786.0 Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail Advertising
786.15Sun Sep 08 1996 22:16 I didn't think it sounded right 11 lines
786.25Mon Sep 09 1996 14:11 Unfriendly behavior 16 lines
TOPIC 787.0 Digital | DEC
787.25Mon Sep 16 1996 11:33 Next, "Mitsubishi" 4 lines
787.29Mon Sep 23 1996 12:18 Too much splash on that last dive, judges will score low 5 lines
TOPIC 788.0 Male student in a dress
788.89Mon Sep 16 1996 13:44 Can't teachers and all the parents control anything? 22 lines
788.152Mon Sep 16 1996 15:16 Their own theories, put to the test. Bwah-hah. 19 lines
788.154Mon Sep 16 1996 15:20 Why, it's a Living Laboratory! :-) 9 lines
788.178Mon Sep 16 1996 16:19 Not for "Parental Resemblance Week" :-) 9 lines
788.188Mon Sep 16 1996 16:41 Sing, kids: We're allll the saaaaaame 13 lines
788.306Tue Sep 17 1996 11:26 Clothing has always been a big "wgaf" to me, anyway 30 lines
788.679Thu Sep 19 1996 15:00 "Abandoned" may imply a choice 6 lines
TOPIC 789.0 Something you said, reminded me of...
789.6Tue Sep 17 1996 10:54 Math class 3 lines
TOPIC 791.0 Game shows
791.17Tue Sep 24 1996 14:17 Game shows making a comeback 43 lines
791.25Wed Sep 25 1996 10:50 Hmmm, seems a bit young for this, too bad 9 lines

Conference bulova::decwindows (DECWINDOWS)

4 posts
TOPIC 4819.0 Can't get CDA header files working.
4819.1Thu Dec 15 1994 09:49 Try cdatyp.h to get CDAstatus 9 lines
4819.5Fri Dec 16 1994 09:31 Hmm, this must've worked once upon a time... 42 lines
4819.7Fri Dec 16 1994 12:37 cdatyp.h works okay here too 7 lines
TOPIC 5007.0 $FORCEX causes motif process to RWAST
5007.1Thu Apr 20 1995 14:15 Similar problems under investigation 24 lines

Conference 7.286::digital (The Digital way of working)

16 posts
TOPIC 147.0 Pension Plan question
147.133Tue Feb 13 1996 11:55 Eschew or chew, that is the question 10 lines
TOPIC 3340.0 Intel petering out?
3340.159Fri Dec 16 1994 12:12 Go ahead and use that line, we won't be needing it 11 lines
TOPIC 3479.0 Starion line of home-office PCs
3479.133Sat Feb 25 1995 21:09 So what *is* the cost? 5 lines
TOPIC 3691.0 The new service awards
3691.29Fri Feb 17 1995 13:02 Oh, and I never got a 5-year certificate at all 30 lines
TOPIC 3702.0 Digital Phone Answering Standards
3702.43Fri Feb 17 1995 13:42 I'll waive my usual fee for this clue 11 lines
TOPIC 3732.0 #vp's/100emp's??
3732.62Fri Mar 10 1995 15:08 Instant coffee, instant-on TV, instant VP 13 lines
TOPIC 3800.0 Life Balance Philosophy at Digital
3800.6Tue Apr 11 1995 12:45 Have a life-balanced day 8 lines
TOPIC 3918.0 IBM to Attempt to Buy Lotus
3918.66Thu Jun 08 1995 13:46 How are Lotus employees reacting? 14 lines
TOPIC 3966.0 Purchasing a DEC-PC
3966.71Tue Jul 18 1995 14:27 What's a "home computer"? 16 lines
TOPIC 3969.0 Comments on moderation
3969.27Fri Jun 30 1995 13:12 What have we learned from this? 21 lines
TOPIC 4330.0 COMPUSA ????
4330.57Fri Jan 05 1996 16:39 *My* PC? Well, uh, it's like this... 13 lines
TOPIC 4420.0 THE NOTERS HALL OF FAME
4420.9Tue Feb 13 1996 12:00 Bye and good luck, Greyhawk... 10 lines
TOPIC 4464.0 New England building consolidations
4464.26Thu Mar 14 1996 13:29 Me, I got plenty o'room; but others don't seem to 8 lines
TOPIC 4492.0 1-800-DIGITAL issue
4492.29Fri Mar 22 1996 13:54 Twofer 8 lines
TOPIC 4760.0 Bonus Concerns
4760.38Mon Aug 05 1996 17:55 Where's that New Partnership? 5 lines
TOPIC 4838.0 What do you think?
4838.8Tue Sep 10 1996 12:57 Just what we needed 10 lines

Conference napalm::guitar (GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion)

14 posts
TOPIC 76.0 QUALITY Guitar Repair
76.177Thu Feb 08 1996 11:02 Twangzszszszszszszsz 8 lines
76.180Fri Feb 09 1996 09:42 Referral bonus points 7 lines
TOPIC 145.0 G&L Guitars
145.75Tue May 30 1995 10:33 Truss rod adjustment on Legacy 24 lines
145.82Tue May 30 1995 15:06 Stand back, kids, Dad's going to turn this now 15 lines
145.84Thu Jun 01 1995 14:10 Okay, I can take off my goggles now 9 lines
TOPIC 230.0 Gibson Bass
230.15Fri Jun 30 1995 11:55 Les Paul bass, could be interesting 7 lines
TOPIC 1808.0 Gibson Epiphone Guitars
1808.54Thu Jun 13 1996 11:37 See what happens when my kid needs clarinet reeds 9 lines
1808.57Fri Jun 14 1996 12:12 Thanks... which Gibson does the Sheraton "emulate"? 12 lines
1808.62Wed Jun 19 1996 14:51 Hmmm, wait or trade... wait, I guess :-S 5 lines
TOPIC 2918.0 Albums to Jam along with
2918.44Wed Sep 14 1994 11:55 Variable-speed cassette? 15 lines
2918.59Thu Sep 15 1994 11:50 Good timing on that catalog arrival 12 lines
TOPIC 3023.0 *That* Chord?
3023.4Mon Jan 09 1995 09:59 "Honey, I gotta buy a 12-string to play this one chord..." 24 lines
TOPIC 3054.0 CHORDS
3054.16Wed Mar 15 1995 13:54 Try jazz for interesting chords and sequences 18 lines
TOPIC 3084.0 Jazz guitar for a beginner
3084.2Mon May 22 1995 11:43 Washburn once said they couldn't make enough J-6's 11 lines

Conference noted::ibmpc-94 ('94 conference archived; use NOTED::IBMPC-95 now)

6 posts
TOPIC 1797.0 CompUSA in Woburn, MA?
1797.12Tue Dec 06 1994 14:40 This sounds pretty good, I think 17 lines
1797.17Tue Dec 13 1994 16:22 Hard to discount much with low markups anyway 6 lines
TOPIC 2494.0 New Digital "Starion" line?
2494.87Mon Nov 28 1994 15:58 Starion missing from biggest-ever CompUSA circular 8 lines
TOPIC 2577.0 Preschool software ??
2577.2Tue Nov 22 1994 14:21 Also Disney's "Mickey" series, e.g. "Colors and Shapes" 14 lines
TOPIC 2727.0 Systems to be used by children?
2727.10Thu Dec 15 1994 11:18 It can be done cheaply 25 lines
TOPIC 2750.0 Any experiences with Microsoft Natural Keyboard ?..
2750.8Mon Dec 19 1994 14:48 Maybe if you've got big hands... 12 lines

Conference noted::ibmpc-95 (IBM PCs, clones, DOS, etc.)

74 posts
TOPIC 201.0 Miscellaneous Questions And Possibly Also Answers
201.177Wed Oct 18 1995 17:02 Miscellaneous hand-wringing questions 22 lines
201.182Thu Oct 19 1995 12:05 Cool, a new game, and it's free, even 9 lines
201.183Fri Oct 20 1995 15:52 A couple more pre-install-jitters questions 26 lines
201.186Fri Oct 20 1995 17:44 Great, thanks, now I feel better about this 16 lines
TOPIC 250.0 Computer Shows & Other Public Events
250.43Wed Jan 25 1995 12:40 Might be worth a trip to check out mb's 7 lines
TOPIC 334.0 Official Micron Topic
334.158Wed Jul 05 1995 14:41 Watch for refurbished replacements 18 lines
TOPIC 341.0 Official CompUSA Topic
341.4Tue Jan 10 1995 15:02 Still haven't seen one 8 lines
341.122Thu Oct 26 1995 11:50 Visions of modem prices dancing in my head 14 lines
341.235Tue Aug 06 1996 16:50 Pesky mail-in rebates 13 lines
341.266Wed Aug 21 1996 13:22 Fine, that frees me up to shop closer to home 11 lines
TOPIC 515.0 Official Monitor Topic
515.233Tue Oct 10 1995 15:53 Is the overall quality of monitors decreasing? 27 lines
515.337Mon Feb 19 1996 14:47 But then, I look for the wires on old SF TV shows too 22 lines
515.384Tue Apr 23 1996 16:02 "No return"? 16 lines
515.398Fri Apr 26 1996 14:27 EMI-RFI stuff look okay? 37 lines
515.400Fri Apr 26 1996 16:12 Now where'd I leave that charge card? 17 lines
515.407Wed May 08 1996 14:26 Received, with generic no-name multilingual manual :-) 15 lines
515.411Fri May 10 1996 15:03 Video questions in time for the weekend 22 lines
TOPIC 518.0 Official Motherboard Topic
518.291Tue Oct 17 1995 12:34 Another interesting DX4/100 board with 8x30 memory slots 18 lines
518.294Tue Oct 24 1995 12:55 A possible source to try 14 lines
518.309Wed Nov 22 1995 13:01 Oh, *those* tools... 29 lines
518.310Wed Nov 22 1995 14:30 Whoops again 14 lines
518.341Sat Jan 06 1996 00:39 "Do not open this [system] box [again] 'til Xmas '96" 23 lines
518.343Thu Jan 11 1996 14:39 Sounds like one of the ASUS boards 14 lines
518.371Tue Feb 06 1996 11:54 Cache as cache can 8 lines
518.373Tue Feb 06 1996 14:54 Thanks 3 lines
518.375Tue Feb 06 1996 16:25 My favorite part was their "cooking" the BIOS to show 256K 14 lines
TOPIC 521.0 Misc. Offers, Bargains, Discounts, Specials & Such
521.169Fri May 31 1996 15:35 Laughed myself silly, too, but that's another matter 10 lines
TOPIC 546.0 Official Low-End CD-ROM Topic
546.12Wed Feb 01 1995 09:58 MSCDEX performance 14 lines
TOPIC 566.0 Official Upgrade Topic
566.12Wed Jan 25 1995 12:34 Time for the quarterly PC-related budget slam 17 lines
566.14Thu Jan 26 1995 12:29 Interesting... 7 lines
TOPIC 714.0 Which sound card with Sony CDU33A ?
714.2Wed Mar 29 1995 12:54 Special variant of PAS-16 might still be available 14 lines
TOPIC 740.0 Official Modems Topic
740.190Tue Sep 26 1995 14:10 Fast modem on a slow system? 10 lines
740.193Fri Sep 29 1995 14:23 I can say I'll be off the system faster :-) 6 lines
740.199Tue Oct 03 1995 17:01 What's this suspicious "software" stuff? :-) 26 lines
740.203Fri Oct 27 1995 11:51 It's down... it's up... down... up... 13 lines
TOPIC 753.0 What Soundboard will work with a SONY CDU31A?
753.2Wed Jan 11 1995 11:35 Sound Blaster "Multi-CD" 8 lines
TOPIC 757.0 Keaterm doesn't work, TERMINAL.EXE does...
757.43Wed Mar 27 1996 17:09 I might have missed this looking around, but... 8 lines
757.45Thu Mar 28 1996 13:58 Hunting the rare KEAterm 6 lines
757.46Thu Mar 28 1996 14:57 Oh no, another product name ending with a "!" :-) 10 lines
757.51Fri Mar 29 1996 14:19 We'll give it a try 6 lines
TOPIC 933.0 Comit software and ZoomFax Modem
933.14Sun Mar 24 1996 21:34 I miss my KP3 20 lines
933.17Mon Apr 01 1996 13:16 "Included with your modem" software usually isn't 10 lines
TOPIC 937.0 Overdrive 486DX4 upgrade ?
937.406Tue Feb 06 1996 14:53 Sounds like an incentive to "get by" with 8 MB memory 27 lines
937.408Wed Feb 07 1996 11:45 Ouch... good luck with your latest motherboard 33 lines
TOPIC 940.0 Need CD-ROM driver for SONY CDU31A-DC
940.4Thu Feb 15 1996 12:24 Haven't tried it, but it seems to be there 5 lines
940.5Thu Feb 15 1996 13:01 Works with their interface boards (?) 41 lines
TOPIC 1336.0 Pending Pentium purchace questions??
1336.26Wed May 10 1995 11:22 P75 vs. P90? 6 lines
TOPIC 1402.0 CPU Upgrade for 386 DX-40?
1402.27Thu Dec 14 1995 12:53 Pentium motherboard usually involves other costs 18 lines
TOPIC 1570.0 **** The Official Intel P6 Processor Note ****
1570.2Fri Jun 30 1995 13:25 Hey, first things first 5 lines
1570.24Thu Nov 02 1995 14:00 I don't play a marketing person on TV, but... 7 lines
TOPIC 1583.0 Should I wait for 95?
1583.41Mon Jul 10 1995 13:29 Major mistake changing the UI, by the way 38 lines
1583.43Mon Jul 10 1995 16:16 Buying dialog box seats for the Windows 95 games 7 lines
1583.45Mon Jul 10 1995 18:02 State of the four-years-ago-art 5 lines
1583.76Thu Jul 13 1995 13:04 Cynical Luddite checks in with the latest 55 lines
TOPIC 1692.0 TimeGetDevCaps Fails with Storybook Weaver Deluxe
1692.1Wed Aug 16 1995 17:28 Not exactly help, but... 15 lines
TOPIC 1772.0 What sort of PC to buy??
1772.17Thu Sep 07 1995 13:58 Low-tech curmudgeon checks in with cheap alternative 21 lines
TOPIC 1792.0 Where can I buy the cheapest 3.5" disks?
1792.12Wed Sep 13 1995 14:04 Mini-frisbee for the kids 10 lines
TOPIC 1803.0 Encyclopedia Britannica on CDROM
1803.7Fri Sep 15 1995 13:06 The old 7th-grade standby 13 lines
1803.19Sun Oct 08 1995 00:01 Nostalgia wins out over multimedia flashiness 21 lines
1803.21Tue Oct 10 1995 15:43 World Book is for Windows 10 lines
1803.29Thu Oct 19 1995 12:13 Key and key, what is key? (Sorry, old Trek reference) 13 lines
1803.31Thu Oct 19 1995 12:36 Oh, I had the wrong price 8 lines
TOPIC 1804.0 Recommandation for education CD-ROM (3 yr)
1804.6Mon Sep 18 1995 13:32 I'll probably think of some other later 14 lines
1804.7Mon Sep 18 1995 13:35 Correction on Snoopy... 6 lines
TOPIC 2095.0 Upgrade to 66MHZ -display reads 33MHZ
2095.7Thu Dec 14 1995 12:46 Look closely at your "tens" digit under a strong light 14 lines
TOPIC 2236.0 CD-ROMs for language tuition
2236.3Wed Jan 31 1996 12:22 Looks interesting, haven't tried them yet 18 lines
TOPIC 2305.0 mixed memory speed impact?
2305.7Tue Feb 27 1996 10:17 Maybe I'll just leave it alone :-) 10 lines
2305.13Thu Feb 29 1996 11:42 "Math is hard" 9 lines
2305.20Fri Mar 01 1996 12:44 Whoops 9 lines
TOPIC 2320.0 Motherboard Problem?
2320.6Fri Mar 01 1996 12:49 Just checking 9 lines
TOPIC 2381.0 So NH PC Shops
2381.5Thu May 02 1996 15:40 Warehouse stores? 8 lines
2381.11Fri May 03 1996 13:28 Sounds good, thanks... 5 lines
TOPIC 2394.0 Problem with fonts in MacMillan Children's Dictionary
2394.3Mon Apr 01 1996 13:25 A strange little requirement 16 lines
TOPIC 2610.0 256 color - how to get it ?
2610.11Tue Aug 06 1996 15:55 Try the Paradise "Accelerator 24" 13 lines

Conference noted::motif ("OSF/Motif" is a trademark)

1 posts
TOPIC 5699.0 %SYSTEM-F-ACCVIO decw$bookreader
5699.1Thu Feb 22 1996 14:47 One probably-unrelated note, will investigate 13 lines

Conference noted::mswindows (Microsoft Windows)

1 posts
TOPIC4452.0Thu Jun 22 1995 12:52 Can undelete protection be set to sentry? 45 lines

Conference vmsnet::car$note:carbuffs (Carbuffs)

5 posts
TOPIC 14.0 Not Recommended Dealerships Note
14.161Tue Apr 09 1996 21:54 Thinking about a Pacerrrrr, I mean Taurus 6 lines
TOPIC 55.0 Pontiac Note
55.512Mon Sep 16 1996 13:30 Gnahh 12 lines
TOPIC 86.0 MoPar (Chrysler Corp) Note
86.536Tue Apr 09 1996 11:10 2.5-liter V-6 engine/transmission on 1995 Cirrus/Stratus 38 lines
86.538Tue Apr 09 1996 12:29 "We knew about the problem all along..." 40 lines
86.540Wed Apr 10 1996 15:44 Sometimes I wonder if I'm better off not knowing... 13 lines

Conference turris::easynet_conferences (EasyNet Conference Directory)

2 posts
TOPIC 2273.0 Disney Topics
2273.19Thu Sep 14 1995 11:34 Conference down for repairs? 7 lines
2273.20Fri Sep 15 1995 13:06 This happened once before, when I came to your door 6 lines

Conference vaxaxp::notes$archive:vmsnotes_v10 (VAX and Alpha VMS)

2 posts
TOPIC2543.0Wed Sep 21 1994 16:56 Beginner's SDA question 27 lines
2543.2Thu Sep 22 1994 10:03 Worked like a charm, thanks 5 lines

Conference vmszoo::new_hampshire (The Granite State)

10 posts
TOPIC 942.0 Mt.Washington
942.30Wed Aug 16 1995 18:00 Might take a trip, if we find some time 5 lines
942.32Thu Aug 17 1995 14:27 Now to untangle the schedule 5 lines
TOPIC 1777.0 Route 3 Southbound Toll
1777.98Fri Jun 23 1995 13:28 I'll take Evasive Maneuvers for $300, Alex 18 lines
1777.131Tue Jun 27 1995 14:35 Spit Brook toll is "worth" a quarter, max 33 lines
1777.176Thu Jun 29 1995 01:38 Traffic, what traffic? It's been easy... 23 lines
TOPIC 3426.0 Captain Kangaroo at B&N Nashua
3426.13Thu Oct 19 1995 12:49 Grandfather Clock acted a bit wooden 10 lines
3426.35Tue Oct 24 1995 13:29 That's it... her first name was "Miss" :-) 36 lines
TOPIC 3462.0 South Nashua Power Troubles
3462.26Thu Dec 07 1995 12:29 Just another weird day in the 1960's 17 lines
TOPIC 3566.0 Cash for change machines?
3566.15Tue Jul 09 1996 18:03 Colombian coffee, American drinker, Canadian coins: NAFTA! 13 lines
3566.16Tue Jul 09 1996 18:07 The Canadian Coin Vending Prayer (tm) 9 lines

Conference 7.286::massachusetts (Welcome to the MASSACHUSETTS Conference)

18 posts
TOPIC 12.0 Christmas Displays
12.12Thu Jul 18 1996 16:25 Scenes from Christmas Past 17 lines
TOPIC 839.0 State ticket SCAM
839.35Tue Sep 27 1994 11:10 Getting suspicious 24 lines
839.37Tue Sep 27 1994 12:24 Let's see, if they wait long enough... 15 lines
839.39Tue Sep 27 1994 18:06 Sounds like government game-playing 12 lines
839.45Tue Oct 04 1994 13:52 Figures... 11 lines
TOPIC 1002.0 General Cinema?
1002.11Tue Feb 20 1996 15:31 New General Cinema across from Burlington Mall 12 lines
TOPIC1789.0Wed Nov 02 1994 13:52 Parking for Lowell court house? 9 lines
1789.4Thu Nov 03 1994 15:52 Maybe there's a nearby shopping center 4 lines
1789.8Fri Nov 04 1994 14:19 I think it's the District Court, but I'll check 5 lines
TOPIC 1824.0 Caller ID
1824.27Fri Feb 23 1996 13:42 Available technology exceeds intelligence 27 lines
1824.30Fri Feb 23 1996 14:41 Mainly he blamed "this damned telephone" 6 lines
TOPIC 1852.0 Reformulated Gasoline
1852.1Fri Apr 07 1995 00:52 No hiding place 12 lines
TOPIC 1913.0 Crack Street,USA - LOWELL,MASS - HBO Documentary
1913.7Fri Aug 04 1995 12:54 Could play the title role in "Quake: The Movie" 4 lines
TOPIC 1968.0 Ted Willams tunnel
1968.39Mon Jan 29 1996 15:40 "How about the Johnny Pesky Tunnel?" 4 lines
TOPIC 1986.0 Libertarian Party ???
1986.6Thu Feb 15 1996 12:44 They're just going through a difficult independent stage 9 lines
TOPIC 1988.0 Internet Service Providers (ISP)
1988.3Thu Feb 15 1996 12:50 I'm going to try Xensei 18 lines
TOPIC1991.0Thu Feb 22 1996 16:53 1996 Massachusetts Primary 20 lines
1991.2Fri Feb 23 1996 12:24 I'm still in the 10% group 15 lines

Conference 501clb::games (Welcome to GAMES)

2 posts
TOPIC 2297.0 Microsoft flight Simulator V5 (MSFS5)
2297.274Fri Jan 19 1996 16:04 Just flying around sightseeing, need more scenery 25 lines
2297.278Wed Jan 31 1996 12:50 Homemade scenery and aircraft on AOL 19 lines

Conference abbott::bookreader (Bookreader (RIP))

1 posts
TOPIC 557.0 ACCVIO when doing on a Search Book Titles...
557.1Thu Feb 22 1996 10:57 Search accvio's 6 lines

Conference alfaxp::jobs (Jobs in DEC...er..Digital)

1 posts
TOPIC750.0Thu Oct 19 1995 10:24 EXT: Skip Williams, former Digital Software Engineer 137 lines

Conference beatle::beatles (The Beatles)

9 posts
TOPIC 495.0 Star Club tapes now on CD
495.7Mon May 22 1995 13:20 Like "My Bonnie", an old standard 12 lines
TOPIC 709.0 New Beatles Album
709.67Thu Mar 09 1995 12:53 Vinyl release in the U.S.? Interesting... 19 lines
709.69Fri Mar 10 1995 15:18 Sounds good, thanks 4 lines
709.70Mon Mar 20 1995 14:22 Baby It's Here 5 lines
709.72Tue Mar 21 1995 21:06 That's what I get for believing the news 7 lines
709.74Thu Apr 20 1995 01:54 Any stores carrying the EP? 6 lines
TOPIC 736.0 BBC singles
736.6Wed May 03 1995 13:38 Seems easier than other stuff he was doing at the time 18 lines
736.9Thu May 04 1995 13:35 I've always thought George was under-appreciated 17 lines
TOPIC 747.0 Tony Sheridan and the Beat Brothers
747.3Fri Jun 30 1995 13:32 They were pretty good back then, too 11 lines

Conference waylay::askenet_v5 (Ask The EasyNet (V5))

3 posts
TOPIC 1003.0 Looking for old GI friend
1003.46Fri Feb 23 1996 11:47 Unlisted vs. unpublished 14 lines
TOPIC 1013.0 Photo ID required for credit card purchase?
1013.14Tue Feb 27 1996 11:45 Welcome to the 21st century, "for your protection" 29 lines
TOPIC 1028.0 Tourist attractions in Birmingham, Ala.?
1028.5Tue Mar 19 1996 12:07 Is Huntsville nearby? 8 lines

Conference 7.286::visualc (Microsoft Visual C/C++)

2 posts
TOPIC 13.0 CDROM Version Questions ...
13.13Thu Jul 20 1995 13:14 I'm always a version behind :-) 13 lines
TOPIC 829.0 VC++ 2.0 on Windows 95
829.2Thu Oct 19 1995 13:15 Might want to get 4.0 instead? 10 lines

Conference 7.286::humor (Humor - Read Note 2.* )

3 posts
TOPIC 9.0 Kids Say/Do the Darndest Things
9.198Wed Jul 19 1995 14:38 Long-term effects of zero-G 15 lines
TOPIC 331.0 Ozzie jokes
331.3Tue Feb 06 1996 11:42 Based on the Americans and Canadians I've known... 7 lines
TOPIC 734.0 Make this Teddy's last ride
734.11Mon Mar 06 1995 12:33 Still laughing at -.1, reminded me of this 12 lines

Conference 7.286::ibmpc_shareware (Shareware for IBM PC and compatibles)

2 posts
TOPIC 1950.0 VMS/ZIP/UNZIP etc
1950.30Thu Sep 15 1994 11:44 VMS ZIP and UNZIP on BACKUP save sets 20 lines
1950.32Thu Sep 15 1994 15:54 Works now, not entirely sure why, though :-) 7 lines

Conference 7.286::red_sox (Boston Red Sox)

1 posts
TOPIC 41.0 Tickets Wanted
41.781Fri Aug 09 1996 15:23 "I can't believe I'm here!"... that was cool :-) 13 lines

Conference koolit::disney (The Disneyphile's Disney File)

11 posts
TOPIC 4.0 WDW Disney/MGM Studios (MGM)
4.236Fri May 31 1996 17:56 Get there early to check out the "waiting area" 9 lines
TOPIC 97.0 WDW - Tips and Hints
97.34Fri May 31 1996 17:52 Avoid the early entry park, especially in the AM 18 lines
97.39Wed Jul 24 1996 18:25 Rental car is a must-have for us 27 lines
TOPIC 98.0 Operating Hours - All Disney Parks - Policy in .0
98.177Thu Mar 28 1996 09:55 Fireworks info 14 lines
TOPIC 297.0 Kennedy Space Center/Shuttle Launches
297.14Thu Mar 28 1996 10:09 Some early-riser and night-owl launches 14 lines
TOPIC 372.0 Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
372.78Wed Jun 05 1996 14:30 "I suggest you take the stairs" 60 lines
TOPIC 444.0 1995 Disney Contest
444.524Tue Oct 24 1995 13:00 Mouseketeer and Lawrence Welk dancer 3 lines
TOPIC 460.0 Character Dinners
460.29Tue Feb 27 1996 11:49 Leaving the park for lunch 5 lines
460.31Wed Feb 28 1996 11:04 That burning smell is probably coming from my head 15 lines
460.34Wed Jun 05 1996 15:47 Two good character meals and one so-so show 48 lines
460.38Fri Jun 07 1996 13:13 Seconded! 10 lines

Conference noted::bicycle ( Bicycling )

2 posts
TOPIC 3113.0 Great New England Bike Shop?
3113.14Fri Aug 02 1996 15:26 Low-end Mongoose at Tony's in Nashua 20 lines
3113.18Tue Aug 06 1996 15:07 Sounds great, thanks 8 lines

Conference noted::sega (Sega Video Game Systems)

2 posts
TOPIC 3.0 FORSALE/TRADE/WANTED
3.227Mon Jun 10 1996 15:53 Toy Works, maybe? 10 lines
TOPIC 21.0 Game recommendations?
21.4Tue Jan 30 1996 15:38 Some pretty good games for kids 24 lines

Conference bookie::movies (Movie Reviews and Discussion)

19 posts
TOPIC 179.0 Movie news
179.37Fri Jan 12 1996 10:07 Good question 21 lines
179.42Thu Jan 18 1996 12:42 The names have been changed to protect George Fenneman 10 lines
TOPIC 869.0 Apollo 13
869.16Mon Jul 10 1995 13:49 Answer for .13 26 lines
TOPIC 1003.0 Helen Hunt
1003.3Fri Jan 12 1996 09:49 Hey, she looks familiar 4 lines
TOPIC 1005.0 Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney animated version)
1005.10Tue Sep 17 1996 13:44 And now, going even further back into the past... 15 lines
TOPIC 1024.0 Independence Day
1024.134Fri Jul 26 1996 15:27 It's all part of the UFO conspiracy, I tell ya 23 lines
TOPIC 1035.0 "Batman Triumphant" or "Batman and Robin" (Batman IV)
1035.4Mon Feb 19 1996 16:05 I'm a baldy too, so I can joke about it :-) 6 lines
TOPIC 1036.0 An Innocent Man
1036.8Fri Feb 23 1996 12:19 It's a dirty job, etc. 12 lines
TOPIC 1119.0 Predictions for next summer blockbuster
1119.7Mon Jul 01 1996 16:57 Invasion in progress at a store near you 12 lines
TOPIC 1122.0 Courage Under Fire
1122.10Fri Jul 19 1996 14:56 Something classical, perhaps? 5 lines
1122.13Mon Jul 22 1996 13:40 ...or my rapidly fading memory 5 lines
TOPIC 1126.0 Star Trek - First Contact
1126.2Mon Jul 01 1996 16:42 Looking forward to missing ST:FC 19 lines
1126.8Wed Jul 03 1996 14:22 Isn't this about what the first ST film cost? 8 lines
TOPIC 1139.0 The Adventures of Pinocchio (live action)
1139.5Fri Jul 26 1996 15:11 "Dad, do *not* take us to see this movie!" 10 lines
TOPIC1155.0Fri Aug 16 1996 15:36 Lost in Space 27 lines
1155.5Mon Aug 19 1996 15:29 I dunno, this casting rumor is sounding far-fetched 21 lines
1155.10Fri Aug 23 1996 13:42 "Damage averted" 29 lines
1155.12Fri Aug 23 1996 13:58 [Insert another shoulder shrug here] 12 lines
1155.15Fri Aug 23 1996 18:05 Aurrgh. 25 lines

Conference wecare::zko_suggestion_box (ZKO site general conference)

1 posts
TOPIC 438.0 No directional signs in ZKO1 lobby (repeat)
438.4Mon Jan 29 1996 15:38 Leave markers to find your way back 9 lines

Conference wrksys::alphastation (Alpha Workstation Conference)

3 posts
TOPIC 229.0 cover lock key HELP !!!
229.3Tue Apr 04 1995 10:56 Anyone in ZKO have key #37? 10 lines
229.4Tue Apr 04 1995 14:05 Actually, it looks good with the cover off 5 lines
229.7Wed Apr 05 1995 14:34 Aha... 4 lines

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