- A horse with 2 heads and 2 bodies
- A little hunch back at the office
- A little hunch back at the office.
- A succesfully paraphrased P1 p_n
- Ah, the lights had probably gone.
- Alan Yeomans: the new Terry Ebdon?
- Alan Yeomans; the new Terry Ebdon
- All alone in this infinite world.
- All non-starters really.
- All Yeomen are monstrous.
- And an orange squash for the dwarf
- And they're unshaven!
- Andy Crouch, 781-4384
- As pretty as an airport
- Babs Green, The Welwyn Queen
- Baldrick. That's a pretty name
- Big Al: The Ultimate Faffer?
- blah 50 quid immediately blah
- Boulder a motion you mean
- But I don't want to MTFF
- But I don't want to MTFF.
- Candub in the woodpile
- Dave 'Eighteen Points' Yeomans
- Dave Yeomans ate my hamster
- Dave Yeomans' hamster ate T. Ebdon.
- Dave Yeomans: the new Terry Ebdon?
- Do not lean out of the window.
- Ever in the field of human conflict
- Fernandoooooooooooo!!!!!!
- Funny name for a ferret.
- Get back in the sack, sock!
- Greasy goose dressing excellent
- Greasy goose dressing excellent.
- half man, half fish, half P1
- Harbinger of the Doomed Rat
- He's pointing at the Scrabble board.
- Hello Roosta. Hello towel.
- I am Alan Yeomans' substitute
- I laughed and laughed and laughed
- I laughed and laughed and laughed.
- I look at life like this..
- I wonder if Freddie Kreuger...
- I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
- I've just had a revolutionary idea!
- If music be the food of seagulls..
- It had sugar in it.
- It was bound to happen.
- It's only University Challenge, Rik
- Let there be tapioca pudding
- Let there be tapioca pudding.
- Life is wasted on the living
- Look at the uniform on that!
- Look out! There are llamas
- Look out, there are llamas.
- Look! That car's got no Motor Tax!
- Mean Pinko-Thatcherite Permie
- mecallyst pollfreed monsterto
- mumble mumble FNB mumble mun
- No FM2R? Ring (0734) 507442
- No sax before a fight
- Oh dear! Wrong finger.
- Paul Smith: the new David Otten?
- Population 60000; electoral roll 3.
- Sausages and plants and goldfish
- Say it with triffids
- Say it with triffids.
- Shame about Uncle Quentin
- Some of these bricks explode!
- Something wrong, Mr. B?
- Take a large, ripe frog. Squeeze it...
- Tales from the Phardles of Zip
- That's pretty smart for a girl.
- The Black Seal shall rule England
- The Flying Chiropodist arrived
- The man from Watford, he say 'Yo'
- The other 90% is full of penguins
- THERMOSK
- THOMASK
- U39 is diabolical
- wdiev nowsmcq lodeffg kwedc kiafwe
- We never used to be like this...
- Well who do you suggest we blame?
- Well, if he promises to be good...
- What a horrid common voice he's got.
- Why should a rock hum?
- Yes it is, not that it be
- Yes, but I only meant for a minute
- Yes, but I only meant for a minute.
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| Total Posts
| First Post
| Last Post
| Most Used Personal Name | FOOT::CROUCH | 21 | Thu Feb 23 1989 | Fri Apr 20 1990 | The man from Watford, he say 'Yo' |
CRATE::CROUCH | 1 | Wed Aug 02 1989 | Wed Aug 02 1989 | All alone in this infinite world. |
CHEST::CROUCH | 1 | Tue Oct 31 1989 | Tue Oct 31 1989 | But I don't want to MTFF. |
45426::CROUCH | 1 | Tue Aug 01 1989 | Tue Aug 01 1989 | Fernandoooooooooooo!!!!!! |
VULCAN::CROUCH | 4 | Fri Jan 19 1990 | Wed May 23 1990 | Look out! There are llamas |
HLDG00::CROUCH | 26 | Tue Jan 17 1989 | Tue Mar 07 1989 | five foot seven of skin and bone |
INCH::CROUCH | 6 | Thu Feb 23 1989 | Fri Feb 23 1990 | no more personal_names |
VULCAN::SMITHP1 | 395 | Fri Aug 11 1989 | Tue Apr 14 1992 | Another pn successfully paraphrased |
ARRODS::WHITEHEADJ | 3,490 | Thu Feb 15 1990 | Fri Sep 01 1995 | Shades of Scarlett |
JANUS::FROST | 33 | Thu Sep 21 1989 | Thu Jul 09 1992 | On candystripe legs, the spiderman comes... |
ARNIES::SMITHP1 | 1,159 | Tue Apr 28 1992 | Fri Jun 28 1996 | Half man, half fish, half squirrel |
PASTIT::SMITHP1 | 6 | Wed Apr 15 1992 | Wed Apr 22 1992 | Uncle Harrys last freakout |
SUBURB::THOMASK | 58 | Wed Jan 25 1989 | Mon Aug 06 1990 | THOMASK |
TOPIC | 2.0 | 1-3rd Test England V Australia |
| 2.107 | Tue Jul 11 1989 14:04 | | 16 lines |
TOPIC | 4.0 | Information/Questions Topic |
| 4.20 | Wed Aug 09 1989 14:15 | | 6 lines |
| 4.27 | Wed Aug 30 1989 17:01 | I don't. | 4 lines |
| 4.32 | Wed Feb 14 1990 16:21 | | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 5.0 | Best Players In The World |
| 5.40 | Tue Jun 27 1989 15:14 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 8.0 | Lancashire. |
| 8.110 | Mon Aug 20 1990 15:42 | Hants are looking good for fourth spot. | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 16.0 | Yorkshire |
| 16.18 | Wed Aug 01 1990 16:14 | | 2 lines |
TOPIC | 17.0 | Hampshire |
| 17.3 | Thu Aug 03 1989 14:14 | Lords, here we come. | 7 lines |
| 17.5 | Thu Aug 03 1989 14:27 | | 8 lines |
| 17.41 | Wed May 30 1990 11:26 | | 8 lines |
| 17.48 | Fri Jul 20 1990 11:05 | | 5 lines |
| 17.50 | Fri Jul 20 1990 15:20 | Have we won yet? | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 18.0 | HOWZAT!! |
| 18.12 | Fri Jul 07 1989 18:03 | | 15 lines |
| 18.14 | Fri Jul 07 1989 18:33 | | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 19.0 | DEC Basingstoke team |
| 19.7 | Fri May 18 1990 12:06 | Digital v IBM for The Ashes | 74 lines |
| 19.9 | Fri May 18 1990 16:34 | | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 37.0 | Essex Docked 25 Points |
| 37.1 | Wed Jul 26 1989 19:07 | | 13 lines |
TOPIC | 39.0 | 4th Test England V Australia |
| 39.28 | Fri Jul 28 1989 17:00 | ha ha | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 40.0 | Cricket in Toronto's SkyDome |
| 40.23 | Fri Jul 20 1990 15:24 | | 10 lines |
TOPIC | 41.0 | South Africa Tour |
| 41.11 | Wed Aug 02 1989 10:00 | | 14 lines |
| 41.33 | Wed Aug 30 1989 17:04 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 42.0 | Cricket Terminologies |
| 42.1 | Thu Aug 03 1989 18:33 | | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 43.0 | 5th Test England V Australia |
| 43.56 | Tue Aug 15 1989 18:31 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 46.0 | Cricket Trivia |
| 46.7 | Tue Aug 08 1989 16:51 | Clive Rice never played for England (unlike most S.Africans :-)) | 6 lines |
| 46.10 | Tue Aug 08 1989 17:49 | But only Tony could play cricket :-) | 4 lines |
| 46.11 | Tue Aug 08 1989 17:53 | | 4 lines |
| 46.26 | Wed Aug 09 1989 18:23 | Four-letter players | 18 lines |
| 46.83 | Wed Sep 20 1989 18:47 | I think | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 48.0 | Leg Spin. |
| 48.4 | Tue Aug 15 1989 17:49 | | 5 lines |
| 48.8 | Tue Aug 15 1989 18:30 | | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 56.0 | Glasses? |
| 56.8 | Tue Aug 29 1989 18:28 | What about umpires? :-) | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 60.0 | County Championship |
| 60.9 | Fri Sep 15 1989 13:18 | | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 61.0 | England V West Indies |
| 61.18 | Fri Feb 09 1990 08:54 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 65.0 | Indoor Cricket |
| 65.2 | Wed Sep 20 1989 18:42 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 66.0 | Players on the move |
| 66.14 | Tue Jan 09 1990 11:02 | | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 75.0 | Rebel Tour Cancelled ?? |
| 75.3 | Tue Jan 09 1990 11:03 | The itinerary | 14 lines |
| 75.5 | Thu Jan 11 1990 16:48 | I think | 16 lines |
| 75.8 | Fri Feb 02 1990 11:48 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 84.0 | Austral-Asia cup Sharjah |
| 84.33 | Fri May 18 1990 10:41 | | 17 lines |
TOPIC | 88.0 | Hick to tour Oz ??? |
| 88.5 | Fri Apr 27 1990 12:27 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 91.0 | Eng Vs Nz (May-July 90) |
| 91.14 | Fri May 25 1990 15:22 | | 4 lines |
| 91.19 | Fri May 25 1990 16:30 | Nice to see Gower in form | 0 lines |
| 91.29 | Thu Jun 07 1990 11:17 | | 12 lines |
| 91.63 | Mon Jun 25 1990 12:39 | | 10 lines |
| 91.76 | Fri Jul 06 1990 13:19 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 97.0 | India's England Tour '90 |
| 97.14 | Mon Jul 09 1990 15:18 | | 11 lines |
| 97.128 | Tue Jul 31 1990 09:37 | | 4 lines |
| 97.132 | Tue Jul 31 1990 13:17 | | 7 lines |
| 97.133 | Tue Jul 31 1990 13:55 | | 9 lines |
| 97.134 | Tue Jul 31 1990 14:01 | Lunch | 10 lines |
| 97.139 | Tue Jul 31 1990 15:34 | 192 for 8 | 9 lines |
| 97.142 | Tue Jul 31 1990 15:47 | More out. 206 - 9 | 0 lines |
| 97.143 | Tue Jul 31 1990 15:54 | Sharma run out by Gooch | 14 lines |
| 97.162 | Wed Aug 08 1990 14:10 | Neil Williams | 0 lines |
| 97.178 | Fri Aug 10 1990 13:13 | | 12 lines |
| 97.184 | Fri Aug 10 1990 16:20 | | 16 lines |
| 97.185 | Fri Aug 10 1990 16:31 | | 16 lines |
| 97.187 | Fri Aug 10 1990 16:49 | 18 extras. | 16 lines |
| 97.188 | Fri Aug 10 1990 16:51 | | 7 lines |
| 97.210 | Tue Aug 14 1990 15:09 | India 109-4 | 0 lines |
| 97.212 | Tue Aug 14 1990 15:43 | I think... | 12 lines |
| 97.214 | Tue Aug 14 1990 16:10 | | 12 lines |
| 97.215 | Tue Aug 14 1990 16:28 | | 13 lines |
| 97.238 | Thu Aug 23 1990 18:26 | | 7 lines |
| 97.263 | Tue Aug 28 1990 15:22 | 330-2, Gower 92, Morris 28 | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 23.0 | Black Adder |
| 23.37 | Wed Sep 20 1989 14:39 | | 8 lines |
| 23.41 | Wed Sep 20 1989 16:01 | I think it makes me look rather sexy | 5 lines |
| 23.47 | Thu Sep 21 1989 13:35 | | 7 lines |
| 23.63 | Fri Oct 13 1989 11:51 | | 10 lines |
| 23.77 | Fri Oct 27 1989 13:24 | | 11 lines |
| 23.82 | Mon Oct 30 1989 19:06 | | 2 lines |
| 23.85 | Fri Nov 03 1989 14:16 | | 5 lines |
| 23.141 | Wed May 16 1990 15:59 | | 4 lines |
| 23.149 | Fri May 18 1990 12:20 | | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 47.0 | Ripping Yarns |
| 47.21 | Tue Feb 13 1990 16:07 | | 11 lines |
TOPIC | 70.0 | RED DWARF |
| 70.43 | Thu Nov 16 1989 18:14 | | 13 lines |
TOPIC | 76.0 | This is David Lander |
| 76.7 | Tue Aug 15 1989 14:04 | | 5 lines |
| 76.12 | Mon Aug 21 1989 20:57 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 86.0 | The Comic Strip Presents |
| 86.32 | Wed Jan 31 1990 11:29 | | 4 lines |
| 86.35 | Fri Feb 16 1990 09:39 | | 16 lines |
TOPIC | 88.0 | TV censorship |
| 88.110 | Thu Sep 07 1989 15:26 | | 2 lines |
| 88.142 | Wed Sep 13 1989 19:24 | | 4 lines |
TOPIC | 97.0 | Fawlty Towers? |
| 97.45 | Wed Aug 29 1990 16:56 | | 21 lines |
TOPIC | 105.0 | Transatlantic TV |
| 105.165 | Tue Sep 19 1989 18:12 | I like it, but see topic 76 | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 135.0 | The Cosby Show |
| 135.3 | Fri Sep 01 1989 17:05 | | 10 lines |
| 135.7 | Thu Sep 14 1989 15:14 | hear hear.... and watch watch | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 140.0 | The Hitchhiker Guides to the Galaxy |
| 140.11 | Fri Jun 09 1989 21:03 | One of the best programmes ever to appear on the box. | 8 lines |
| 140.15 | Mon Jun 12 1989 19:22 | | 18 lines |
| 140.18 | Tue Jun 13 1989 14:58 | | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 151.0 | Adverts - better than the stuff in between? |
| 151.45 | Tue Aug 08 1989 17:10 | | 12 lines |
| 151.47 | Tue Aug 08 1989 17:39 | | 17 lines |
| 151.50 | Tue Aug 08 1989 18:48 | | 11 lines |
| 151.61 | Wed Aug 09 1989 16:26 | | 6 lines |
| 151.108 | Wed Nov 15 1989 08:45 | | 6 lines |
| 151.138 | Mon Jan 15 1990 13:47 | | 6 lines |
| 151.139 | Thu Feb 15 1990 09:25 | | 8 lines |
| 151.174 | Thu May 24 1990 12:49 | | 6 lines |
| 151.182 | Thu Jun 07 1990 15:30 | | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 156.0 | John Sessions |
| 156.6 | Fri Aug 11 1989 11:14 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 157.0 | !?!? POLICE SQUAD !?!? |
| 157.4 | Thu Aug 03 1989 18:21 | | 34 lines |
| 157.5 | Thu Aug 03 1989 18:26 | | 14 lines |
| 157.7 | Wed Sep 06 1989 10:36 | It's back. | 10 lines |
| 157.9 | Thu Sep 07 1989 15:20 | Tonight. Don't forget. | 0 lines |
| 157.13 | Thu Sep 07 1989 16:47 | | 10 lines |
TOPIC | 160.0 | Laugh with the Girls |
| 160.1 | Fri Aug 11 1989 11:17 | I think I'd rather watch Terry and June | 0 lines |
| 160.9 | Fri Aug 11 1989 17:28 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 161.0 | Interceptor |
| 161.7 | Fri Aug 11 1989 15:57 | Now, an ex-friend! | 10 lines |
TOPIC | 173.0 | The Young Ones. |
| 173.2 | Thu Sep 07 1989 15:18 | | 11 lines |
| 173.7 | Thu Sep 07 1989 18:52 | | 5 lines |
| 173.10 | Fri Sep 08 1989 15:13 | | 8 lines |
| 173.14 | Fri Sep 08 1989 16:08 | | 18 lines |
| 173.23 | Tue Oct 03 1989 17:40 | I wish to register a complaint! | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 181.0 | Challenge Anneka ? Not really ! |
| 181.25 | Fri Sep 22 1989 17:24 | | 8 lines |
| 181.28 | Fri Sep 22 1989 18:36 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 191.0 | ANIMAL TRAFFIC - What a programme!! |
| 191.28 | Fri Oct 20 1989 09:50 | You called? | 13 lines |
TOPIC | 196.0 | Stuff |
| 196.15 | Fri Nov 10 1989 17:21 | | 14 lines |
TOPIC | 203.0 | Best/Worst Sports Commentators. |
| 203.6 | Mon Oct 30 1989 19:15 | | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 205.0 | Around the world in 80 days |
| 205.1 | Wed Nov 01 1989 16:23 | | 14 lines |
| 205.14 | Fri Nov 10 1989 10:09 | | 8 lines |
TOPIC | 210.0 | Birds of a Feather/Pauline Quirke |
| 210.5 | Fri Nov 10 1989 11:54 | | 5 lines |
TOPIC | 223.0 | Blackeyes |
| 223.12 | Thu Nov 30 1989 11:09 | | 6 lines |
| 223.27 | Thu Dec 14 1989 16:37 | Hear hear. Pretentious twaddle. | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 226.0 | Christmas 1989 |
| 226.20 | Mon Dec 18 1989 16:45 | Hope I'm wrong. | 9 lines |
TOPIC | 229.0 | VAXnotes Awards for 1989 |
| 229.8 | Tue Jan 02 1990 14:15 | Will he get an award from Jerry Hall? | 0 lines |
| 229.13 | Tue Jan 02 1990 16:06 | | 6 lines |
TOPIC | 235.0 | Chelmsford 123 |
| 235.4 | Wed Feb 14 1990 13:36 | | 5 lines |
| 235.6 | Wed Feb 14 1990 17:24 | Chris Langham of Not The Nine O'Clock News | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 251.0 | You rang M'lord? |
| 251.5 | Tue Feb 06 1990 14:53 | | 7 lines |
TOPIC | 256.0 | Quantum Leap |
| 256.7 | Thu Feb 15 1990 10:00 | Same channel/time as this week... | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 277.0 | Jeeves and Wooster |
| 277.6 | Mon Apr 23 1990 13:49 | | 12 lines |
TOPIC | 278.0 | Comic Strip Present |
| 278.7 | Wed Jul 25 1990 15:31 | I may possibly, but probably haven't. Does that help? | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 279.0 | Some Mothers Do Ave Em? |
| 279.1 | Tue Apr 24 1990 13:30 | NO!!!!! | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 294.0 | World Cup '90 |
| 294.3 | Wed Jun 27 1990 12:18 | | 8 lines |
| 294.8 | Wed Jun 27 1990 16:32 | | 10 lines |
TOPIC | 297.0 | Agatha Christie: Miss Marple/Hercule Poirot |
| 297.10 | Tue Jul 24 1990 16:27 | David Suchet by a mile and three-quarters. | 0 lines |
TOPIC | 300.0 | Cluedo |
| 300.2 | Tue Jul 31 1990 09:41 | | 2 lines |