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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 365.1 | priorities? | PLATA::BILLINGSLEA | Passio Passiva | Wed Aug 17 1988 10:58 | 4 |
| "You know you're a golf-aholic when..."
You're having sex and you yell "FORE" as you climax. :-)
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| 365.2 | Best Rounds | CIMNET::DSULLIVAN | | Wed Aug 17 1988 11:51 | 7 |
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"You know you're a golf-aholic when..."
You find you best rounds are at the bar.
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| 365.3 | hit a bucket for me | PLATA::BILLINGSLEA | Passio Passiva | Wed Aug 17 1988 12:14 | 3 |
| "You know you're a golf-aholic when..."
You can't drive by the driving range with having "a bucket".
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| 365.4 | Hay-Hay-Hay | MTBLUE::STEVENS_JIM | | Wed Aug 17 1988 13:20 | 5 |
| "You know your a golf-a-holic when,"
Your neighbor, the farmer, wants to hay your front lawn.
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| 365.5 | more is better. | GENRAL::PERDUE | | Wed Aug 17 1988 13:35 | 4 |
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"You know your a golf-a-holic when"
Sets of golf clubs out number your good shoes
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| 365.6 | *** WHEN *** | AKOV12::ROBBERTZ | | Wed Aug 17 1988 15:10 | 16 |
| When, on the "Today Show" this morning Bryant Gumbel, on the
morning following the GOP Vice Presidential Candidate announcement,
start his interview with former President Gerald Ford by asking.
"What handicap do you carry".
I was in the next room and ran to the set, and disappointed when,
like a true politician Gerald replies " I've been taken by people
too many ........".
Will the network schedule Bryant's next interview with Betty at
the clinic ?
I can only guess that a non-golfer would have had hands thrown
high with a facial expression that reads ??????????????????
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| 365.7 | Is he a masochist or just desperate? | PATOIS::CAMERON | | Wed Aug 17 1988 17:14 | 10 |
| You know you're a golf-aholic when....
...you play at the Stowaway golf course (a greater Maynard area 9 hole
course; golf's version of boot camp or hell...take your pick) more than
one time because you reeeeally want to play and it is the only place that
doesn't have leagues after work.
I shouldn't bad mouth the course. It only costs $5 to play 18 holes
(all 5500 yards), no waiting for a tee time, and is more fun than going to
the driving range...or is it? ;^)
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| 365.8 | Missin' you bud | GRANPA::KVENEZIO | | Wed Aug 17 1988 18:17 | 5 |
| You know your a golf-aholic when...
Your wife runs away with your golfing partner and your really goin'
to miss HIM.
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| 365.9 | hic*&^^% | MILVAX::FENTON | | Thu Aug 18 1988 14:27 | 8 |
| re.8
That one was a riot!
You know your a golf-aholic when......
You bring your own mini drinks to the course and stuff'm in your
bag and by the last hole your shooting 10's!!!!!
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| 365.10 | Yooouuur otta here! | FLYSQD::MONTVILLE | | Thu Aug 18 1988 15:00 | 7 |
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You know it when------------
Your wife tells you that if you go one more time I'm leaving you....
And you ask her to get your blue izord shirt, and where are my spikes?
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| 365.11 | Needs help fast | WONDER::MADRY | | Thu Aug 18 1988 15:58 | 4 |
| You know you are a golf-aholic when you are sitting on the toilet
and the only thing coming out is putt putt putt putt putt.......
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| 365.12 | Dis Kid Frum Noware ! | RANGLY::STEVENS_JIM | | Fri Aug 19 1988 09:25 | 15 |
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RE: 11
BOOOOOOOOOO
You know your a Golf-aholic when:
While waiting for your next shot, you play Bill Murray's charactor
from Caddyshack with the flower bed in front of you...
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| 365.13 | Thanks boss! | FLYSQD::MONTVILLE | | Fri Aug 19 1988 10:15 | 8 |
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Here's another one...
You know your a golf-a-holic when...
You get your PA from the manager and he rates you on your golf game!
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| 365.14 | | SPKALI::THOMAS | | Fri Aug 19 1988 14:43 | 7 |
| You know your a golf-a-holic when....
a) You can't think of a reason not to play a round.
b) You keep reading this topic...
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| 365.15 | A few more | ADVAX::CLOSE | | Wed Aug 24 1988 13:53 | 26 |
| When....
You play through snow showers and a 35 mph wind in early April because
you know you can get it back on track and shoot a decent score.
(I did!)
You look forward to cold, drizzly days because no one else will
be out there and you can play two balls.
You analyze every 3-4 hour opening in your schedule to figure out
where the nearest course is, and if you could possible squeeze....you
know.
You carry your clubs, your cart, your shoes, and a complete change
of clothes in the trunk of your car at all times.
You live in Boston and you've played through December, on Jan. 1,
and in February.
You look at land that is NOT a golf course, and picture the tee,
the fairway, the green, and how you'd play it.
You get up at 4:45 a.m. in the summer so you can play 9 holes on
your way to work.
BTW -- all of the above are exactly what I do.
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