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    As I recall from old TV news clips Pierre Trudeau was temporarily
    inflicted, while visiting the Queen in England. That was where he
    did that little Whirly-Twirly and almost bumped into the gaurd. 

    	Please keep in mind that a little Whirley-Twirley can't really be
    compared to a full blown Whirley-Twirley. Now I can believe that
    Margaret Trudeau was into hard core whirly-twirlies, after all, she
    hung around the Rolling Stones who experimented with whirly-twirlies in
    the 60's.

    Glenn

    What does this have to do with Sarnia??
    
    WT.

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POLAR::RICHARDSON "He who laughs best"                9 lines  10-MAY-1990 15:54
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    	I vote for the Pacific Ocean, I think it's the biggest fjord in the
    world. It used to be called the Pacific Fjord back in the early 1500's.
    Columbus changed all that when he started doing whirly-twirlies on the
    deck of the Santa Maria! The crew then shouted "Throw him in to the
    Pacific Ocean! We won't have a Captain doing whirly-twirlies on our
    ship!" And so it was that from that time on, the Pacific Fjord was
    referred to as the Pacific Ocean.

    Glenn

 Several Digital nurses were recognized for their contributions to occupational 
 health nursing at the recent annual meeting of the American Association of 
 Occupational Health Nurses and Whirly-Twirlies.
 
 Frani Lane and Barbara Foglia received an award for their clinical study at 
 the APO site which they described in an abstract titled "The Use of Nose 
 Clips in Whirly-Twirlies Removal".  Frani and Barbara's study was judged 
 to "demonstrate significant contributions to the field of whirly-twirlies
 and occupational health nursing."

 Pat Travers, Health Services Programs manager, presented "Integrating 
 Whirly-Twirlies into Occupational Health Nurses" at an all-day session 
 attended by 50 nurse professionals.  At one of the concurrent sessions, Pat's 
 presentation on "Chryslers:  An Update of Current Health Issues" was attended
 by more than 400 conferees, none of whom were Canadians, interestingly.

 Sarnia was not discussed at any point during the sessions.

Jim recently died due to an inept attempt to perform a whirly-twirly
manually.  It took the para-medics three hours to remove the Cuisinart
from his face.

Contributions maybe sent to the Tomb of the Unknown Hairdresser, or
to the Jim (Chopped-liver) Pond Memorial Enema Fund.

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TROU02::ZWIEP "it's NETworking, not NOTworking"        1 line  19-JUN-1987 12:54
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    Whatever you want to talk about regarding Metropolitan Toronto.
    And whirly-twirlies.
     

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KAOM25::RUSHTON "Render the day oblivious."          20 lines  18-JUL-1989 13:34
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Linda:

	We here in the Great White North view the BA in English with a
certain amount of disdain, not to cast dispersions on your degree but
simply to illustrate what is required of candidates in this neck of the 
woods, as it were.  You see, the candidate is required to drive like
hell and do whirly-twirlies (in excess of 130Km/hr) on a two-lane road, one 
hand on the wheel whilst the other is clasping a can of Molson Ukrainian, with 
the 2Megawatt power boosted car stereo pumping out Van Halen's "It's a
Whirly-Twirly Hell".  The candidate must do this for a continuous period of 30 
minutes while tailgating an 18-wheeler.  The English proficiency test is 
successfully completed if the candidate can identify three words out of five 
from the bumper sticker of the aforementioned truck, two of the three 
identified words MUST be 'immigrate' and 'emigrate' and not whirly-twirly

	To answer your original question, the Free Trade Agreement has no
bearing on immigration/emigration, just on goods and services but not people.
Unless, of course, an individual is providing a service that might be construed
as being illegal in the country to which he or she is immigrating!

Pat

Whirley-Twirley Consultant

    Glenn, do you drive a Whirley-Davidson motorcycle. They're great for
    popping whirleys. Give it a whirl sometime. Better than driving a
    fjord, anytime.
    
    Yours twirly,
    Ron

    Brian's being doing so many whirley-twirleys so fast recently he's
    beginning to show both faces at once.

    I was seriously considering going home to Montreal this summer for
    a holiday. But since I've read this note I've changed my mind. I'll
    warn everybody over here about the outbreak of whirley-twirley-itis
    in Canada. There are only a couple of places here in Dublin that
    are close enough to being malls so maybe we'll be spared.
    
    Take care.
    
    Yours twirley,
    
    Twed.
    
    
    P.S.   AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SWAPIT::LAM "Q ��Ktl��"                               6 lines   5-JUN-1990 21:34
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    What's with you Canadians?  First you confuse me with whirly-twirlies
    which turns out to be nothing but sex, drugs, crime, plus rock&roll. 
    Now you talk about superhumans with healing abilities.  What's this
    Oral Roberts visits Star Trek or something?
    
    X-) - Confused????

TED!!!! Where have you been?  I thought you were fed up with
the fatuous ramblings in this conference and had decided to stay
clear of it.  But now I see that you must have done a twirley-whirley
in the Liffey, which by the way has had a profound effect on the water
level in the Grand Canal.  Please confirm that all is well.

Be a NAAS boy and don't aBANDON us for KNOCKing the CORK out of any
HORSE AND JOCKEY who pokes into this notesfile (I know, this is OFFALY
too Irish for some).

P�draig

>Has Lake Memphamagog arrived yet??

That's Memphremagog, unless it's something else.

    Hello Padraig,
    
    How're ya? as they say in Dublin. All is well. I have been up to
    my oxters (sp?) teaching and trading jibes with Boston Bruins fans
    who love to hate the Montreal Canadiens. But otherwise I'm fine.
    
    Dublin (should I say Ireland) is starting to wind up for the start
    of the World Cup. They play their first game against (guess who)
    England on Monday. And wouldn't you know I'm teaching in Belfast
    that week. I'm driving home on Monday to watch the game with my
    son and brothers-in-law. Should be a corker. England want revenge
    for being beaten by Ireland in the European Cup and nothing would
    please Ireland more than beating them again. Should make for good
    viewing. I've kind of lost all interest in soccer but the World
    Cup always generates a bit especially since the Irish are in it
    this year. I did get fired up in 1986 when Canada was there. I 
    thought they played pretty well for a country that isn't exactly
    considered a soccer power in the world.
    
    How's about yourself, Pat, you and the family are well I trust.
    Any more about your proposed trip to Ireland with your entourage?
    let us know if you are. Good to see you haven't lost the edge.
    Reports on the BBC about Quebec's increased demands for separatism
    are very upsetting. The reporter finished off his bit on the Meech
    Lake Accord with "Mulroney will either be remembered as the P.M.
    who kept the country together or a the last P.M. of a united Canada."
    I don't think any of you can understand the feelings of Canadians
    aay from home when they hear things like that on the TV or in the
    newspapers. 
    
    Keep in touch.
    
    Ted (the Montrealais exiled in Dublin)
    
    

    RE:  312.12
    
    Glen!  For god's sake, I'm a doctor, not some damned whirly-twirly!
    
    (From 'Great moments in the Karg Nebullah - Whirly-Twirlies, pg
    312, star date 5-06-90-hut-hut)

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    I hate to sound ignorant.  I've heard that Canadains call something
    'whirly-twirly', but I'll be darned if I can fremember what.
    
    Tony

    What is the exact orthograph for Twirly Whirly Davidson or wathever?
    
    Michel (Nuzautres on dirait du niaisage mais...)

    I don't understand.

      You can spell it, whirly-twirly (American spelling) or Whirley-Twirley
    (Baffin Island spelling)

    Glenn

    Please indulge me...What is a whirley-twirley?  Does one come under the
    influence of whirley-twirleys?  Do you do whirley-twirleys?  Is it/are
    they legal?  Do hockey players know about whirley-twirleys?
    
    Cathy_who_wants_to_be_Canadian_and_figures_whirley-twirleys_fit_into_the_
    picture_somehow_

    
    Yes...all of the above Cathy...I think...:-)
    

    Cathy dear,
    
    this is Canada. You just have to *know*. Once we've figured out vanilla
    whirley-twirleys, we may start in on trying to decipher the GST legi-
    slation - guaranteed to give *anybody* a case of whirley-twirleys...
    
    ...laura

    Ohmigod   8-0   You mean there are DIFFERENT KINDS?!?  I should've
    known.  My learning to be Canadian has just becoming an even slower
    progression.  Vanilla?  And now politics enters into the picture...  
    
    
    
    But I know the whole Canadian National Anthem.  Does that count for
    anything?  
    
    
    
    
    Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I'm becoming helplessly immersed in the
    mystery of whirley-twirleys!

    Suffice it to say, you *are* doing a whirley twirley if all this is
    making your head spin, or making somebody elses head spin!

    Like a few too many?

    re. Like a few too many?
    		- Not necessarily.


    re.	Cathy,

    		Please tell all your friends about the Canadian
    Whirly-Twirly phenomenon. I want Americans to know about what they're
    missing. Americans have known for quite sometime that we say "Eh" but
    they've never really found out about whirly-twirlies.

    Glenn,
    
    This is all your fault.  You started this note, if I'm not mistaken.
    
    How come whirley-twirlies only happen to Canadians?  And is it/are they
    part of the free trade agreement?  Does Brian Mulroney succumb (sp?) to
    whirley-twirlies?
    
    Ever searching for the truth, 
    
    Cath 

    Cathy,

    	I never said that whirly-twirlies only happen to Canadians, but I
    did say they were a Canadian phenonmenamenamena.

    	Brian did a whirly-twirly during a televised debate with John
    Turner, a noted whirly-twirly specialist in the House Of Commons and
    party leadership reviews.

    	As far as free trade goes, whirly-twirlies might have to go to an
    arbitration tribunal, which in itself could be considered a
    whirly-twirly.

    I hope this brings you to steps backward to the truth,

    Glenn

    Whadya mean Brian did a whirley twirley ... he IS a whirley twirley!
    (Along with god knows how many more politicos)
    
    Stuart

    Cathy,
    
    Political whirley twirlies know no boundaries.
    
    George (read my lips) Bush has already progressed thru the whirley
    stage.
    
    Jim

    If I may be so bold as to assume that I might have some clue as to what
    y'all have said thus far:
    
    Whirley twirlies are either a frame of mind or a physical state that
    blows one's equilibrium all to heck.  Funny, though.  I don't remember
    anybody with whirley twirlies for sale at the Dead show last
    Saturday... ;-}
    
    Whirley twirlies happen in phases/stages *or* they could sneak up and
    attack without warning.  This would explain the Bruins being humiliated
    in the Cup finals.
    
    Finally, although everyone is succeptible, whirley twirlies are more
    frequent among politicians, such as your PM and my (although I didn't
    want to keep him...) president.  I would hope that the Secret service
    is brushing up on whirley twirley combatant techniques, then, since Mr.
    Bush has just recently suffered an attack.
    
    It's truly amazing how just two words can change your whole life...I
    mean, think about it.  Yesterday morning, I was none the wiser.  But
    now, HA! I have the upper hand.  I think.  Just to be certain, could
    someone use whirley twirley in a sentence?
    
    Messy Bocups,
    C

    Good ... I think you've got the idea ....
    
    The secret service do whirley twirlies all the time too ... they
    think they're secret ... boy do they have a surprise coming!  They
    also believe they are there to protect somebody important.  Little
    do they know how they've been duped.  Would you stand in-between
    two people, one of whom has a gun pointed at the other ????
    
    I wouldn't call a whirley twirley so much a physical state though ...
    especially if you can explain it ... like by being drunk.
    
    Keep spinning ...
    
    Stuart

    use whirly-twirly in a sentence?
    
    	"The secret service agents do whirly-twirlies when president Bush
    runs naked into a crowded stadium"
    
    Hope this helps,
    
    Glenn

	I thought Mr. Whirly Twirly was related to Mr. Whosit Whatchamacallit

	--> :) John <--

    re -.2    Oooohhhhhhhhhh.  So that's the guy that I saw at Foxboro
    Stadium at the Grateful Dead show!!  And those other guys were the
    Secret Service?  the ones with the big guns?  And I thought they were
    just happy to see me....   ;-)
    
    re -.1    WingJ!!  Do you follow me around the notes files, or had
    someone let slip where I've been?  It's nice to see that we're all so
    busy here in CFO, eh John John??
    
    Ciao for now mon amies (doesn't my pitiful attempt to speak the most
    beautiful language in the world make you want to slap me silly??)
    
    C

Re:  -.1

	I had heard that you were doing whirly-twirlies off the balcony
	onto the receptionist desk, so I had to check it out.

--> :) John <--

    
    
    
    There is absolutely no truth to that rumor, or to the rumour that has me
    going through this whole stupid building trying to find one person,
    just one, who might know what a whirley-twirley is and thus let me know
    so that I can watch out for the symptoms and prepare myself IN cASe ONE
    migHt HaPpEn tO snEAk Up oN mE aNd tAke Me bY sURprIsE bEcAuSe tHaT
    cOuLd bE sImPlY dEvAsTiNg.

    Cathy,

    	I think you'd qualify as an excellent candidate for Canadian
    citizenship. Really excellent, and extremely unique!
    	
    	This is what we're looking for!

    Glennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Glenn!  Get your foot out of your nose!  Do you want to suffer from
terminal goobers?

Cathy, not one of us here would even think of 'slapping you silly'.
Selective spanking maybe...

Pat ( the_inimitable_friend_of_Korff_Barbunk)

    c ...
    
    	as i was exposed to the indignities of becoming a psuedo american
    to entry into the united states .. i had to stand in line by immgration
    and read lips .. the officer kept asking "read my lips" ... you will
    be require to be submitted to a LWTD test before entry into canadian
    citzenship.
    
    	the LWTD (aka Latent Whirley Twirley Defect) test is not painful,
    but may require you to renounce your appreciation of the dead, though
    you may keep your american citzenship (but no citzen appliances).
    
    	i do warn you the LWTD it is very embarassing, unless you are a
    pool-liner repairthing (pls ... in canada we use nonsexist titles).

    	dave
    
    ps .. you must score C or more average on the LWTD for acceptance.
    if you do not get an average or more average, you will be considered
    exceptational and deported as not meeting the norm.

          
    
        Thanks for the pointers.  Just one question, though.
    
        Does Canadian citizenship include season tickets to the
        professional hockey team of my choice?
    
        Just wondering,
    
        Cath_who_is_still_trying_valiantly_to_accept_the_fact_that_it's_
        Monday_morning_and_I_won't_be_able_to_sleep_late_again_for_another_
        five_days. 

    It would seem that whirley-twirlies are alive and well.
    
    This is most reassuring.
    
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    whirley-twirlies
    

	A very liberal resurgence if you ask me...

    That seems to be happening a lot lately...

    re. 42
    
    So there you go :-)

    Gee, she seems like a nice girl.

    Bonsoir, M. Richardson,
    
    Comment allez-vous.....voulez-vous..
    
    Whoops, can't make out the rest of this phrase in the dictionary...does
    this qualify me as having a W-T?
    
    And I am, just ask me :-)  I'll tell ya.

    I did, she did, and she is.   ;-)
    

	a W-T that is....and Audrey's not sure

    Oooooh Nooooo! Now Christine is stirring it up in the Canada Notes file.
    Next thing you know, she'll bring along those two whirly-twirly friends
    of hers, and then the Grand Canal will be no defence. Barricade
    yoursevles with snow bags folks! Lock up your daughters and stock up on
    pears, 49 cents a piece! Aaaaaaaagh! Run away! Run away!

    Tom darling, I do believe you are in the throes of a major
    whirley-twirley :-)  Now, I have to admit, I am here on my
    own, but even at that, the Grand Canal doesn't stand a 
    chance.  And it is not yer daughters you need worry about!!!
    
    

    Has anyone else noticed that Glenn is doing whirley-twirlies again?
    What got him started? 
    
    Don
    

    Gee, I dunno....
    
    8-)

    >>Has anyone else noticed that Glenn is doing whirley-twirlies again?
    >>What got him started? 
    
    
    			Terminal funk

     >> POLAR::RICHARDSON "The Pantless Snow-Bagger" 
                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     Glenn,

        Did you lose your pants doing Whirly-Twirlies? Is there snow
        to be bagged already?

     Don

    

    I've been accused of this... Perhaps that's where they went....
    
    hmmm.

    
    ....I think they just flew by the window in TRO.....plaid, with Kleenex
    sticking out of the pocket?
    
    
    

    I could use a good belt... Of Scotch.

	I just thought he had an inner ear infection...

    This troubles me.