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| 376.1 | | GOLF::KINGR | Get set to die Earth Scum!!!! | Mon Oct 01 1990 12:17 | 16 |
| From: CSC32::PARVAX::WARDLE "Jim Wardle - Sales Support, New Jersey District
30-Sep-1990 1022" 30-SEP-1990 17:26:29.61
To: CSC32::SHANE::PACIELLO
CC:
Subj: RE: Freeze 24 Transactions: Final Edition
Hey Mike, I'm gonna be out all week. We just had our first baby, a little
boy, so I'm taking a week off.
I'll be logging in probably, but I can't guarantee it, so if anything
comes up with my team, just use your best judgement.
Thanks,
Jim
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| 376.2 | I've been there | UPWARD::HEISER | ultimate, underlyin', no denyin' motivation | Mon Oct 01 1990 12:21 | 3 |
| You know he's not sleeping ;-)
Mike
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| 376.3 | Once a Vane .... | EARRTH::BROOKS | Two snaps, a twist, and a kiss! | Mon Oct 01 1990 16:19 | 20 |
| I can see the scene in the operating room ....
JOJ : I bet it's a boy, I've always wanted a boy ....
NURSE : You've had a baby girl ...
JoJ : Allright !!!!! I knew it all along ! Yes, I love girls, never
wanted a son, no siree... too much of a problem. Always liked girls .....
Yeah, how does Dannielle Reeves Wardle sound ?
NURSE : Oh, we made a mistake, it is a boy !
JoJ : Allright ! I knew it all along ! A manly son to raise as a true
Wardle ! (Chest swells with new found pride)
Hey nurse, how about this for a name : Phillip Sims Wardle ?
Heh heh heh .... :-)
DrM
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| 376.4 | | DECXPS::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Tue Oct 02 1990 05:44 | 3 |
| Ha ha ha, toooooo much, Doc! Ha ha ha :*)
Lee
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| 376.5 | | CAM::WAY | Happiness is a loose ruck | Tue Oct 02 1990 07:16 | 3 |
| Doc, that was a *truly* hilarious note! (And most probably true too!)
'Saw
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| 376.6 | JoJ Will Get You ! | BAUCIS::SAPP | In Your FACE ! | Tue Oct 02 1990 09:32 | 7 |
| DrM,
You caught the true essence of JoJ !
Great stuff and funny too.
Edwin
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| 376.7 | | PARVAX::WARDLE | Yuppies to dominate W.A.F.F.L.E. | Tue Oct 02 1990 14:30 | 18 |
| ok, ok...I may as well pop in here give you guys the scoop....
Jeffrey James, aka JoJ II, already has two Jets outfits, and a Jets
bib. He watched ESPN's NFL Primetime last sunday and when they showed
Joe Walton with his hat on backwards, he immediately threw up. I
figured out how to make him laugh, I just tell him that Major Harris
should have been drafted by the NFL and he cracks up. Also, pointing
out that PittsburgH hasn't scored an offensive TD usually makes him
smile.
For those of you who sent me CONGRATS, I'd like to say CONGRATS for
saying CONGRATS to someone that actually reads the CONGRATS.
For those of you who didn't...well, I don't like you either..nyahhhhh.
JoJ
PS - I hope the Sox choke, LeE.
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| 376.8 | | LAGUNA::MAY_BR | | Tue Oct 02 1990 17:03 | 6 |
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JoJ, I would have sent you congrats but I didn't think it was legal to
say congrats to someone who could read it. If not, congrats, if it is
illegal, then I really don't like you now.
Bruce
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| 376.9 | perspiring mimes what to know | PNO::HEISER | ultimate, underlyin', no denyin' motivation | Tue Oct 02 1990 17:15 | 3 |
| so what are his dastisticks(tm)? (or however you spell it)
Mike
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| 376.10 | | CNTROL::CHILDS | Lord she had a way to fool me | Tue Oct 02 1990 17:25 | 13 |
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> so what are his dastisticks(tm)? (or however you spell it)
Mike I posted em last week in the Jets file don't you remember all the ribbing
about his son his being 7'9"?
anyways one more time 7lbs 9oz. 20 inches Jeffrey James Wardle...
long fingers the next Catfish Hunter...
mike
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| 376.11 | congrats<--->stargnoc | PFSVAX::JACOB | PGH Pirates, 1990 NL East Champs | Tue Oct 02 1990 17:27 | 14 |
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Hey JoJ
Congrats on saying congrats to those that said congrats to someone who
reads congrats. Congrats on saying nyahhhhh to those that didn't send
you congrats.
Congrats begets congrats
congrats
JaKe
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| 376.12 | Hope you're ready for some serious eye baggage... | BUILD::MORGAN | | Wed Oct 03 1990 06:08 | 4 |
| CONGRATS JimWa. Do yourself a favor and bring the kid up a Sox fan.
That way you can have someone to bash while at home. :-)
Steve
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| 376.13 | | AUSTIN::MACNEAL | Bo don't know rugby! | Wed Oct 03 1990 09:36 | 2 |
| Jeffrey James?? I thought for sure that JoJ would name him after his
all time favorite coach - Joe!
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| 376.14 | Belated congrats | MPO::MCFALL | He was born a pauper to a pawn | Wed Oct 03 1990 10:32 | 6 |
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Congrats JOJ. Your life has been forever changed for the better.
And Phil Simms Wardle wouldn't have been too bad :^)
Jim M
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| 376.15 | whos Scott Brunner? | COBRA::DINSMORE | See ya in Tampa in January! | Thu Oct 04 1990 05:26 | 10 |
| Actually JOJ, with your nephew and all playing football with Phil
Simms son, and the steller year Phils off too, i would have thought
you would have put 2 and 2 together, and names him after Mr .
Simms
dinz
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| 376.16 | been away...
| ASABET::CORBETT | Do you think people will ever learn? | Thu Oct 04 1990 08:29 | 5 |
|
Gongrats Jim!!!
mc
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| 376.17 | | PARVAX::WARDLE | Yuppies to dominate W.A.F.F.L.E. | Fri Oct 05 1990 09:40 | 5 |
| Phil Simms???? Naw, that's a girly mon name.
I was considering "Joe Willie Wardle" though.
JoJ
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| 376.18 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | DahlingItsBettaDownWhereItsWetta | Fri Oct 05 1990 09:52 | 9 |
| Joe Willie Wardle's
dad is a clown
Jests got crushed
and dat made him Frown
Overcomes dad's shameful team
Joe Willie runs amuck
tries to tell his dad
the Jets, they really suck!
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| 376.19 | | EARRTH::BROOKS | Two snaps, a twist, and a kiss! | Fri Oct 05 1990 09:57 | 1 |
| How about Joe Walton Wardle ?
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| 376.20 | | WMOIS::RIEU_D | Read his lips...Know new taxes! | Fri Oct 05 1990 09:59 | 2 |
| Joe Willie Walton Wardle!!?
Denny
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| 376.21 | | FSOA::JRODOPOULOS | Hey Mon, How Many Jobs You Got Today ? | Fri Oct 05 1990 12:06 | 3 |
| Congratulations JOJ, another future Cowboy fan is born.
John "D Cowboys" R.
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| 376.22 | | CSC32::SALZER | | Fri Oct 05 1990 21:08 | 5 |
| Congratulations Mr. JoJ. When the little one grows up and
begins to understand these type of things, we'll be saving
a seat for him on the Donk wagon.
BoB
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