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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:	Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:	Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:	TIMAMP::SULLIVAN

Created:	Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:	Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	947
Total number of notes:	13381

176.0. "Oxymorons anyone ?" by WMOIS::HOLEWA (Coffee and Puns) Fri Mar 02 1990 05:17

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
176.3		KERNEL::HUTCHINGS	umop episdn	`Fri Mar 02 1990 06:42`	1
176.4	stop making sense	WLDWST::KING	LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD RAIN STORMS	`Fri Mar 02 1990 07:04`	22
176.5		OAW::MILLER_PA	SF49ers will THREEPEATE	`Fri Mar 02 1990 12:43`	6
176.6		CARTUN::JANOWSKI	CitizensAgainstContinentalDrift	`Mon Mar 05 1990 05:21`	4
176.7	Optional, but gotta have it.	VINO::MCGLINCHEY	Sancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!	`Mon Mar 05 1990 07:05`	12
176.8	On the technical side	CIMNET::TOBIN_D		`Mon Mar 05 1990 08:45`	1
176.9	True, but not funny	CIMNET::TOBIN_D		`Mon Mar 05 1990 08:47`	7
176.10		USEM::MCQUEENEY	Vast skill, half vast job.	`Mon Mar 05 1990 11:19`	4
176.11		SAURUS::BRAMLEY	the Stick & the Carrot are One	`Mon Mar 05 1990 11:58`	6
176.12	Danger, Oxymoron crossing..	CSC32::B_PROCTOR	Anything other than YES means NO	`Mon Mar 05 1990 12:14`	5
176.13		BUOVAX::SAPP	Slugfest, beerfest - eat, drink and be wary	`Mon Mar 05 1990 12:25`	4
176.14	Seen at many a Golden Arches	WKRP::COGHILL	Steve Coghill, Luke 14:28	`Wed Mar 07 1990 08:30`	3
176.15	Obvious	CSSE::WAITE		`Wed Mar 07 1990 12:05`	1
176.16		MCIS1::DHAMEL	Is Nothing Sacred?	`Wed Mar 07 1990 13:45`	3
176.18	Especially in Taxachusetts	FSTTOO::ROYER	To sin boldly, where no one has sinned before	`Tue Mar 13 1990 09:17`	6
176.19		WFOV11::STEPHENSON_E		`Tue Mar 13 1990 11:13`	5
176.20	same difference	SMAUG::FLOWERS	IBM Interconnect Eng. 226-7716	`Tue Mar 13 1990 14:06`	17
176.22	have you seen your mother baby	HPSTEK::CONTRACTOR	Take a Mental Margarita	`Wed Mar 14 1990 07:31`	4
176.23	It's neither	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Rascule	`Wed Mar 14 1990 09:40`	7
176.21	I haven't seen this yet,...	ALLVAX::DECESARE	Glenn, CTC2-1/J9	`Wed Mar 14 1990 09:58`	1
176.24	some more	SMAUG::FLOWERS	IBM Interconnect Eng. 226-7716	`Wed Mar 14 1990 15:01`	20
176.27	My Fave	USEM::BLOUNT	Waiting For Spring	`Wed Mar 28 1990 14:00`	5
176.28	Peace Keeping Force...	MACNAS::DKEATING	Rome is full of fallen arches	`Fri Mar 30 1990 05:15`	1
176.29	Another...	KOOZEE::BOURQUE		`Fri Mar 30 1990 09:21`	8
176.32	CONTRADICTION IN TERMS	PACKER::BACZKO	It's Spring!!!! Lets go fishin'	`Thu Apr 05 1990 10:41`	11
176.31	talk about contradictions	SUBWAY::SIMURRA	I was gonna get off that barstool	`Mon Apr 09 1990 10:43`	3
176.33	Civil war	SNOC01::NICHOLLS	Hen: how an egg makes another egg	`Tue Apr 10 1990 18:29`	1
176.34	Bass-ackwards	SHALOT::TROTTA	Globe	`Fri Apr 13 1990 14:19`	3
176.35	Water?	RAVEN1::B_ADAMS	Bump and Grind till there is no more!	`Fri Apr 13 1990 18:55`	6
176.36	re .34	SWAPIT::SCHMUHL	toys R me	`Mon Apr 16 1990 09:53`	3
176.37		VAXWRK::CONNOR	We are amused	`Fri Apr 27 1990 10:36`	2
176.38	Oxymoronic Syntheses	ASABET::COHEN		`Fri Jun 08 1990 08:37`	10
176.39	?	DPD01::JEFFREY	The Surreal McCoys	`Tue Jun 12 1990 09:27`	8
176.42	hahahahaha !!!	KURMA::JJACK	La Ballon Artiste	`Sun Jul 22 1990 20:17`	3
176.43	Well, here's one anyway...	ELWOOD::LEBEAU	A kindler, gentler Big Brother	`Mon Jul 23 1990 12:16`	2
176.46	Available only in Canada. Pity	KAOA01::ADLER	A Knish called Wanda	`Tue Jul 31 1990 13:02`	3
176.47	Get me parchment and an abacus, now!	ASABET::COHEN	Silence . . . Snake breath.	`Wed Aug 01 1990 12:05`	5
176.48	Computer-friendly user.	HSOMAI::KISER	New Texan	`Thu Aug 09 1990 11:17`	0
176.49		CSC32::J_OPPELT	To each his Dulcinea.	`Tue Aug 21 1990 12:40`	6
176.50		CSC32::J_HENSON		`Thu Aug 23 1990 14:47`	5
176.51		DONVAN::T_THEO	You Earth creatures make me very angry.	`Tue Aug 28 1990 08:08`	4
176.52		3382::PARENT	Do Something!!	`Thu Sep 26 1991 11:45`	13
176.53		TRACTR::OSBORNE		`Thu Sep 26 1991 12:08`	7
176.54		OAW::MILLER	James' and (???) Daddy �	`Thu Sep 26 1991 12:43`	6
176.55	Has this one been said yet?	DWJNES::DAVIS	Two cents plain is ten cents now....	`Thu Sep 26 1991 13:22`	6
176.56	Racist comment:	45266::ROBINSON_M	Brain error - head crash	`Mon Nov 11 1991 05:18`	3
176.57	That's a good idea, let's give it away!	45286::SAXBY	Aye. When I were a lad....	`Mon Nov 11 1991 06:37`	6
176.59		APHE::BULLARD		`Wed Dec 18 1991 14:40`	9
176.60	Or has this one been entered before?	GEMVAX::JOHNHC		`Wed Dec 18 1991 14:54`	1
176.61	Wooden nickel?	SHALOT::TROTTA	Intellectually challenged	`Tue Apr 07 1992 09:23`	8
176.62	criminal lawyer !	8086::GREENLAW		`Mon Jun 08 1992 14:22`	1
176.64	Integrity of the Supreme Court	CSC32::J_HENSON	Blessed are the cheese makers	`Tue Jun 30 1992 11:37`	0
176.65	constructive criticism welcome...	3742::BUTTON	be EXCELLENT to each other....	`Tue Jun 30 1992 16:39`	51
176.66	Responsible Journalism	CSC32::J_HENSON	Blessed are the cheese makers	`Mon Jul 06 1992 09:47`	0
176.68		21001::DOUGAN		`Thu Sep 17 1992 10:46`	4
176.69	Who'd be a Resource Controller...!	42252::IRVINE	Screamin' Demon from Mothercare!	`Fri Sep 18 1992 08:40`	16
176.70	Is SMART??	DV780::MCDOW		`Wed Dec 02 1992 14:23`	9
176.71	a few more	BSS::FREEMAN		`Tue Feb 21 1995 11:50`	11
176.72		SLBLUZ::WINKLEMAN	Dogbert for Prez!	`Fri Dec 01 1995 11:32`	4
176.73		VYGER::HAINEYT		`Fri Nov 15 1996 05:57`	11
176.74	Cuddle me Bear	MPOS01::SULLIVAN	Take this job and LOVE it	`Fri Nov 15 1996 11:36`	10
176.75	I want a cuddly bear	BIGQ::MARCHAND		`Fri Nov 15 1996 13:08`	7
176.76		BUSY::SLAB	This is the Central Scrutinizer	`Fri Nov 15 1996 14:03`	3
176.77		BIGQ::MARCHAND		`Fri Nov 15 1996 14:07`	2
176.78		BUSY::SLAB	Time for cake and sodomy	`Fri Nov 15 1996 14:23`	5
176.79		BIGQ::MARCHAND		`Fri Nov 15 1996 16:02`	12
176.80		BUSY::SLAB	To the Batmobile ... let's go!!!	`Fri Nov 15 1996 16:51`	3
176.81		BIGQ::MARCHAND		`Mon Nov 18 1996 09:29`	3