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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

90.0. "Lawyer Jokes" by --UnknownUser-- () Wed Dec 20 1989 09:54

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90.1Arriving in Heaven21714::TOBINWed Dec 20 1989 10:0129
90.2Another ...21714::TOBINWed Dec 20 1989 10:0531
90.3What's the difference ... ?21714::TOBINWed Dec 20 1989 10:0622
90.4A mystery ...21714::TOBINWed Dec 20 1989 10:0722
90.621714::TOBINWed Dec 20 1989 13:3659
90.7Here's one...BOGUSS::DAMIANOThu Dec 21 1989 09:5528
90.8From a lawyer...CSC32::M_MURRAYFri Dec 22 1989 11:3833
90.9Another from a lawyerCSC32::M_MURRAYFri Dec 22 1989 11:4034
90.10He's still a lawyerCSC32::M_MURRAYFri Dec 22 1989 11:4318
90.13A judge jokeKETJE::ROBBENSBig animals move slow...Fri Dec 29 1989 01:545
90.14A complicated oneKETJE::ROBBENSBig animals move slow...Fri Dec 29 1989 01:564
90.15save a lawyerHPSTEK::CONTRACTORWed Jan 03 1990 12:1418
90.16short play.FSTVAX::ROYERCONAN at the bat!Thu Jan 04 1990 11:2911
90.17OAW::MILLER_PAThu Jan 04 1990 16:055
90.18It's a Matter of Terminal VelocitySHAPES::WOODROWJThe Purple People EaterFri Jan 05 1990 01:129
90.19VISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsFri Jan 05 1990 01:164
90.20Herman livesGEMVAX::STAVENWed Jan 10 1990 07:416
90.22BTOVT::BROWN_JThu Jan 11 1990 03:297
90.23MACNAS::DKEATINGIf a 6 were a 9Mon Jan 15 1990 05:5312
90.24WFOV11::STEPHENSON_EMon Jan 15 1990 06:274
90.25VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Mon Jan 15 1990 13:375
90.28AAAARGGGHHHH!NEEPS::IRVINENever underestimate, the power of human stupidityTue Jan 30 1990 05:118
90.30his clients...CSCOA3::SHILLCUTT_GFri Feb 02 1990 09:448
90.31Ha Ha Ha -- ThumpCSCOA3::SHILLCUTT_GFri Feb 02 1990 09:5425
90.32---Larson E. PettyfoggerWKRP::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Sat Feb 10 1990 11:282
90.33Laboratory ResearchFASDER::CRUSSELLAntic the FearlessMon Feb 12 1990 11:3514
90.34Here's AnotherPOCUS::OHARATue Feb 13 1990 06:3513
90.36:-) :-)KERNEL::HUTCHINGSumop episdnThu Mar 01 1990 09:157
90.37Lawyer v. vulture?CIMNET::TOBIN_DTue Mar 06 1990 07:115
90.38Little known factSRFSUP::DAYWed Mar 07 1990 15:5833
90.39ELWOOD::STANLEYTue Mar 27 1990 15:5621
90.41SHALOT::TROTTAI/O Silver...OA!Mon May 07 1990 12:286
90.42SHALOT::TROTTAI/O Silver...OA!Mon May 07 1990 12:324
90.43Really a plumber jokeSHALOT::TROTTAI/O Silver...OA!Mon May 07 1990 12:407
90.44Decisions, Decisions . . .WAV13::CARROLLJEwige Blumenkraft! Fnord!Sun May 27 1990 08:287
90.47"I'll cross that bridge when I come to it."BTOVT::BETTIS_LFri Jul 27 1990 08:307
90.48It depends on how you say it!ASABET::KUMPELSet DEC/TLA=JDI .... JUST DO IT!!!!!!Fri Aug 10 1990 06:4150
90.49SlurrrDONVAN::T_THEOI'm with Stupid --->Sun Aug 12 1990 11:444
90.50PEYOTE::CORCORANFri Sep 06 1991 08:0138
90.51catfish vs. lawyerPOBOX::CERVONMon Sep 09 1991 15:008
90.53Heard this on Murphy Brown last nightTECA17::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Tue Feb 25 1992 05:524
90.54There will always be more of theseMIMS::GULICK_LWhen the impossible is eliminated...Thu Nov 05 1992 01:267
90.55Stamp thisCSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketFri Nov 20 1992 12:338
90.56NO lickeANGLIN::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Nov 20 1992 16:2817
90.60DYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu May 26 1994 15:413
90.61More lawyer jokes...if they're in here already, well, sue me.OTOU20::JPONDWed Jun 22 1994 12:13344
90.62Dead lawyer jokeDPDMAI::EYSTERFluoride & Prozac...No Cavities! No Problems!Wed Oct 12 1994 18:2212
90.63You Can't Trust Anyone These DaysPEKING::DP_SECURITYIs It Morning Yet?Thu Oct 20 1994 01:3626
90.64HYCOLONIC THOUGHT FOR THE DAYIVOSS1::HOFFMAN_JAMon Mar 13 1995 15:2212
90.65CX3PST::TARGAS::THOMASThu Jul 20 1995 18:312
90.66more lawyersMEMIT::BATORMon Aug 28 1995 10:4528
90.67A lawyer you shall not be.POLAR::BOISJOLYMon Oct 16 1995 22:1716
90.68Rats...OAW::MILLERHE WHO DIES W/ MOST TOYS, STILL DIESFri Dec 08 1995 15:1735
90.69Fire away...POLAR::TAYLORJThu Feb 20 1997 22:414
    What do you call 2 lawyers skydiving?
    
    
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