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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:	Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:	Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:	TIMAMP::SULLIVAN

Created:	Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:	Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	947
Total number of notes:	13381

80.0. "Random Animal jokes" by 26648::REID () Fri Dec 08 1989 09:18

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
80.169	Snakes... I hate snakes!	4403::G_KNIGHTING	Thinkingspeakingthinkingspeaking.	`Mon Oct 30 1989 07:33`	98
80.1	cross posted from TOTAL::FOOLISHNESS	42448::BURNM	Well,he meant THREE,my dear Watson	`Fri Dec 08 1989 09:33`	11
80.2	Why did the chicken...	21568::TOBIN		`Fri Dec 08 1989 10:22`	24
80.4	Penguins	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Stay calm, I'm in charge here.	`Tue Dec 12 1989 08:31`	25
80.5	Pig Story	36056::BOE	Voice of the Turtle	`Fri Dec 15 1989 11:38`	9
80.6	Another pig joke	39409::MEDEIROS	GBMC	`Fri Dec 15 1989 13:43`	27
80.7	Pig Aphorism	22264::MCGOVERN	Szechuan Vanilla	`Mon Dec 18 1989 09:35`	4
80.8		27958::KIRK	a simple song	`Mon Dec 18 1989 11:29`	8
80.9		21714::TOBIN		`Wed Dec 20 1989 09:49`	13
80.10	Animals in your fridge...	50496::KLINGENBERG		`Thu Dec 21 1989 01:09`	27
80.11		6181::BING	The midnight train is whinin' low	`Thu Dec 21 1989 04:02`	32
80.13	A classic bird story	21714::TOBIN		`Thu Dec 21 1989 05:43`	143
80.14	What do you call.......	45944::WOODS	Martin Woods	`Thu Dec 21 1989 07:36`	39
80.15	The Karate Monkey	20276::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Thu Dec 21 1989 07:45`	39
80.16	deer jokes	26661::B_SULLIVAN		`Thu Dec 21 1989 08:58`	16
80.20	A little southern humor	SA1794::CUZZONES	Mondo Bondo	`Sat Dec 30 1989 21:10`	17
80.21	that's all yolks..	DEMON::REID		`Tue Jan 02 1990 06:06`	9
80.22		DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Wed Jan 03 1990 19:46`	38
80.23	A chicken-and-rooster story	KETJE::ROBBENS	Big animals move slow...	`Thu Jan 04 1990 05:17`	31
80.24	The New Pig Farmer	CSOA1::SCHWARTZ_F	North Coast, U.S.A.	`Thu Jan 04 1990 06:48`	28
80.25	from Buddy Hackett	DEMON::REID	Got my mojo partially working	`Thu Jan 04 1990 07:07`	55
80.30	THE MONKEY AND THE DETECTIVE	CSCMA::BALDWIN		`Thu Jan 11 1990 06:58`	30
80.27	a man and his penguin	DEMON::REID	Got my mojo partially working	`Fri Jan 12 1990 12:27`	24
80.28	beer nuts	MACNAS::MHASSETT		`Sat Jan 13 1990 02:01`	25
80.29		IMZADI::KISER	Cash Talks, Credit Echos.	`Sat Jan 13 1990 11:54`	23
80.31	HORSE SENSE???	GENRAL::HUNTER	from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne	`Tue Jan 16 1990 15:07`	36
80.32	Chicken joke....	KERNEL::MCGAUGHRIN	What a Marvelous Delivery	`Wed Jan 17 1990 08:09`	39
80.33	doggone	MACNAS::MHASSETT		`Wed Jan 17 1990 10:06`	21
80.34		WACHU2::HERTZBERG	My poor Krell	`Wed Jan 17 1990 14:03`	10
80.35	Frog Tale	MILKWY::RILEY	Glenn A. Riley	`Thu Jan 18 1990 05:48`	115
80.36	Another frog story	DSTEG::SOUZA	Just say "NO" to Decaf	`Thu Jan 18 1990 06:26`	36
80.37		FEATHR::BLUEJAY	Remember when people put thier names here?	`Fri Jan 19 1990 05:00`	28
80.39	hope no Montanans take offense	CSCOA5::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Fri Jan 19 1990 11:00`	4
80.40	Warning: Really 8^P jokes ahead	DPD01::JEFFREY	Preserve wildlife-pickle a squirrel	`Wed Jan 24 1990 07:38`	28
80.41	a little horse	KERNEL::HUTCHINGS	Stwike Him Woughly..!!	`Wed Jan 24 1990 08:17`	15
80.42	Another animal in a bar joke	SNOC01::NICHOLLS	Elvis lives only in an anagram	`Wed Jan 24 1990 17:15`	14
80.43		SMURF::MEYER	Mainstream Bohemian	`Fri Jan 26 1990 10:33`	3
80.44		ADDIT::JOHN	I am a bear of Very Little Brain	`Mon Jan 29 1990 06:59`	7
80.45	Could be zapped this one....	KERNEL::MCGAUGHRIN	What a Marvelous Delivery	`Mon Jan 29 1990 07:50`	18
80.47	can you bear this one..??	KERNEL::HUTCHINGS	Stwike Him Woughly..!!	`Tue Jan 30 1990 08:39`	15
80.48	The first one didn't make it!	37702::HARDISON		`Fri Feb 02 1990 13:40`	36
80.50	Bulls in thhe pasture	CSCOA3::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Tue Feb 06 1990 11:36`	27
80.52	ohmigod	KERNEL::HUTCHINGS	Stwike Him Woughly..!!	`Wed Feb 07 1990 03:10`	13
80.54	fishy story	CURIE::HAROUTIAN		`Thu Feb 22 1990 12:00`	4
80.59	talking of flies....	IOSG::THOMPSONR	Nostalgia isn't what it used to be	`Tue Feb 27 1990 01:51`	6
80.60	Hare's a good one...	IOSG::THOMPSONR	Nostalgia isn't what it used to be	`Wed Feb 28 1990 04:09`	21
80.61	Swin for it	DONVAN::T_THEO	My cup is half full	`Wed Feb 28 1990 12:07`	21
80.62	ship-wrecked	SEDOAS::SHAW		`Thu Mar 01 1990 02:08`	27
80.63	It had to be ewe.	SICKO::HARDISON	Fire Extinguisher for Funeral Pyre	`Thu Mar 01 1990 08:19`	47
80.64		KERNEL::HUTCHINGS	umop episdn	`Thu Mar 01 1990 08:42`	7
80.65	or Ted Williams?	SPICES::MCGOVERN	Szechuan Vanilla	`Sat Mar 03 1990 09:01`	29
80.66	More re Pigs	SPICES::MCGOVERN	Szechuan Vanilla	`Sat Mar 03 1990 09:28`	4
80.67	More animals	SNOC01::NICHOLLS	Elvis lives only in an anagram	`Sun Mar 04 1990 21:44`	7
80.68	Alfredo the .......	IOSG::THOMPSONR	Nostalgia isn't what it used to be	`Mon Mar 05 1990 04:58`	31
80.170	Don't tell me about snakes!	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Just say NO, to drug testing.	`Mon Mar 05 1990 10:15`	98
80.71	More on the camel	SNOC01::NICHOLLS	Elvis lives only in an anagram	`Tue Mar 13 1990 16:57`	8
80.72	SuperCaliforniasurferexpertontheocean.	CSCOA5::RETTERER_R		`Wed Mar 14 1990 14:08`	6
80.73	Revenge for Alaska	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Just say NO, to drug testing.	`Wed Mar 14 1990 14:49`	33
80.74	and toto too	DPDMAI::HUDDLESTON		`Thu Mar 22 1990 07:53`	24
80.75	Birds...	SNOC01::NICHOLLS	Elvis lives only in an anagram	`Thu Mar 22 1990 19:57`	4
80.76	hardee har	DPDSAL::JEFFREY	Blinding flash of the obvious	`Fri Mar 30 1990 11:47`	21
80.77	NO DOGS ALLOWED	SANCHO::RAMSAY	LEARING A NEW LIFE STYLE	`Mon Apr 02 1990 12:07`	7
80.78		DELREY::UCCI_SA		`Wed Apr 04 1990 10:57`	26
80.79	baaaad	DPD08::JEFFREY	Peter Cottonmouth_The Easter Snake	`Fri Apr 06 1990 07:25`	12
80.80	Which reminds me of ...	CIMNET::TOBIN_D		`Mon Apr 09 1990 11:43`	20
80.81	more sheep	MUSKIE::SULLIVAN	Surrounded by the Competition,IBM	`Mon Apr 09 1990 21:46`	5
80.82	personal name comment	CSCOA3::HUFFSTETLER	Reckless Abandoner	`Wed Apr 11 1990 08:45`	6
80.83		LARVAE::WATSON_C	blooming... marvellous!	`Thu Apr 12 1990 10:15`	32
80.84	Crocodile tears ?	PRSEA8::ASSIST	Please don't sandblast my house	`Tue Apr 17 1990 06:09`	11
80.171	Snake sized!	PEKING::DUNDONP		`Mon Apr 23 1990 08:46`	26
80.85	"DOGS"	SEDOAS::MEGHANI		`Fri Apr 27 1990 14:56`	35
80.86	CHICKEN	PRSIS7::BERNARD	Gone fishing	`Thu May 03 1990 01:19`	9
80.87	<A dog and pig story>	WLDWST::MKHANDWALLA		`Mon May 21 1990 17:07`	26
80.88	Normal Sex Life	KAOA01::LAPLANTE		`Wed May 23 1990 13:39`	22
80.89	Pit Bulldog Jokes	SAHQ::LUBER	I'm schizophrenic and I am too	`Thu May 31 1990 07:37`	21
80.90	Gorrila Exterminator	LOCH::AICHER		`Fri Jun 15 1990 14:46`	32
80.91	Turtle joke	GOLF::DUPONT		`Mon Jul 02 1990 14:57`	17
80.92	Crossing the road. <..splat..>	RAVEN1::DAVIS_A	dnim kcis eno	`Mon Jul 02 1990 21:23`	7
80.93	And another one...	KETJE::ROBBENS	Big animals move slow...	`Thu Jul 05 1990 00:53`	8
80.94	POSSUM	CARP::SULLIVAN	In the middle of IBM Country	`Tue Jul 17 1990 08:03`	8
80.95	Fouls or Fowls?	BOSOX::TCLEMENT	GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY-->	`Thu Jul 26 1990 14:23`	16
80.172	And the adrenaline flowed...	DECXPS::DOUGHERTY		`Fri Jul 27 1990 07:54`	31
80.96		DECXPS::DOUGHERTY		`Fri Aug 03 1990 10:24`	8
80.97	sheep	AKRON::DEPRIEST	Death is Psychosomatic	`Tue Aug 21 1990 14:02`	16
80.98	<Horses>	TRCA03::AHMED		`Fri Aug 24 1990 12:34`	16
80.100		CELTIK::JACOB	Beer,The Airplane Drink,Drink 1,P-38	`Mon Aug 05 1991 16:19`	29
80.101		CELTIK::JACOB	Beer,The Airplane Drink,Drink 1,P-38	`Mon Aug 05 1991 16:39`	52
80.102	From Richard with love	KAOFS::R_GODIN		`Thu Sep 26 1991 13:04`	47
80.103	Big Ears	MINNIE::BUSHEN	The poppies are on patrol	`Tue Oct 01 1991 07:42`	6
80.111	much more	BODACH::CMORRIS	Even is evil, truth a prime number	`Fri Oct 04 1991 02:08`	35
80.114		STKSD3::WESTERBACK	Rock'n'roll will never die	`Sun Oct 13 1991 15:55`	31
80.115	Hopefully not a repeat	STAR::DIPIRRO		`Wed Nov 13 1991 16:24`	5
80.116		IBDEMO::SILVANUS	How's it going Royal ugly dudes?	`Fri Nov 15 1991 17:41`	6
80.117	But if no one's there to hear it...	STAR::DIPIRRO		`Tue Nov 19 1991 11:24`	2
80.173	What not to take to a baby-shower	WLDWST::BOWMAN		`Fri Dec 13 1991 14:25`	23
80.118	At the Circus	VAXRIO::CAMACHO	NIS-BRAZIL	`Fri Dec 20 1991 05:05`	15
80.119	WARNING: 3-LEGGED PIG JOKE, HIGH-TAR-NICOTINE	BLOWUP::LOGFIN		`Wed Jan 15 1992 09:07`	27
80.162	Turtles	CSC32::R_HARVEY	Hi Tech goes BOINK!	`Fri Feb 21 1992 09:16`	27
80.163	where's Gamera when we need him ?	STEREO::BROWN	Groom Lake Yacht Club	`Mon Feb 24 1992 05:07`	5
80.121	ouch	STEREO::BROWN	Groom Lake Yacht Club	`Mon Feb 24 1992 05:13`	5
80.164	foul!	CSOA1::LEECH	Cow tipping; a lost American art form.	`Mon Feb 24 1992 11:27`	3
80.165		SQM::SAXENA		`Mon Feb 24 1992 13:01`	5
80.166	Tortoise, close relation to turtle!	XNOGOV::CHAPPIN	Ego Trip:Falling over your own feat	`Thu Feb 27 1992 01:49`	23
80.167	Another.	TRILLI::CADWALLADER	Reaping time has come...	`Wed Mar 25 1992 10:17`	23
80.122	Hares a joke for you...	EPS::CARL	The Adventures Of COW MAN	`Fri Apr 10 1992 05:57`	63
80.123	:-P	NSDC::KERRISK	How do you sell a pig to to a deaf man?	`Tue Apr 14 1992 11:07`	9
80.124	ATTENTION	MCIS2::COLLETON	THE THIEF OF BADGAGS	`Fri Apr 17 1992 11:05`	11
80.125		DPDMAI::THRELFALL	What's wrong with your mind!?!	`Thu Apr 30 1992 10:37`	6
80.127		SPRY::RICHARD	get off my bass!	`Tue Jun 02 1992 10:06`	8
80.128	Bunneyburgers.	RAYBOK::WHITLOCK	Don't major in minor stuff.	`Tue Jun 02 1992 11:16`	427
80.130	now this is comedy	39293::COLLETON	THE THIEF OF BADGAGS	`Tue Aug 04 1992 14:07`	4
80.131	Actually, that one has class.	33018::HANSON	I need a Vulcan Mind Meld	`Tue Aug 04 1992 18:56`	13
80.133	wait waite theres more...	39293::COLLETON	THE THIEF OF BADGAGS	`Wed Aug 05 1992 08:12`	6
80.134	more?	4394::WLODYKA		`Wed Aug 05 1992 09:03`	5
80.135	Random Animal ?	52274::NOBLE	RAY NOBLE @XIP 799-5265	`Thu Aug 06 1992 07:34`	8
80.136	quacks me up...	30813::OLDING_NI	white cane fandango	`Thu Aug 06 1992 15:00`	4
80.137	Itchy thoughts.	43050::CADWALLADER	Reaping time has come...	`Fri Aug 07 1992 04:24`	5
80.138		30813::OLDING_NI	white cane fandango	`Fri Aug 07 1992 12:03`	5
80.139	JUNGLE JAPES	42139::ROODENBERGD	it's me again.	`Fri Aug 21 1992 04:21`	21
80.140	POLAR BEARS	60709::KIRWAN		`Tue Aug 25 1992 23:58`	19
80.141	Beaver joke	HELIX::ROURKE		`Thu Sep 03 1992 11:19`	6
80.147		42139::ROODENBERGD	Stone Cold Crazy	`Mon Sep 07 1992 04:31`	8
80.159	If the beaver doesn't.	18271::GAGNON_K	I woke up this morning, it wasn't happy.	`Wed Sep 16 1992 06:34`	3
80.160		CUPMK::T_THEO	No applause, just throw money!	`Tue Oct 06 1992 15:21`	8
80.161		GAVEL::JANDROW		`Fri Oct 23 1992 09:38`	18
80.168	Bridth	CSC32::J_HENSON	Faster than a speeding ticket	`Fri Nov 20 1992 11:56`	22
80.176		HELIX::ROURKE		`Tue Dec 22 1992 08:45`	4
80.177	splat bat !	NEWOA::ORCHARD_T	I was lying about the good news	`Wed Feb 17 1993 12:03`	28
80.179	WABBIT	SIOG::HOWARD	THE RHYTHM IS GONNA GET YOU	`Thu May 13 1993 12:59`	23
80.180		CUPMK::T_THEO	What do you know for sure?	`Fri May 21 1993 11:21`	23
80.181	OH THE PAIN ;o	SIOG::HOWARD	I go to extremes	`Tue Jun 08 1993 10:34`	15
80.182	Bird Brains!!!!	44234::NGORMAN	Neil Gorman	`Sat Dec 11 1993 22:51`	32
80.184		PTOVAX::JACOB		`Thu Jul 21 1994 21:19`	41
80.186	twomore	SEDOAS::CARNEY	Murphy is an optimist	`Thu Jul 28 1994 08:54`	15
80.187	Shaggy dog...	DELNI::GILBERT	Flog it; I golf	`Tue Aug 30 1994 12:41`	42
80.189		MIMS::THOMPSON_A	my mind's a <blank>	`Wed Aug 31 1994 11:33`	8
80.190	Jeeeez, I'll try again in this topic.	CHEFS::GEORGEM	Taste the pain	`Tue Oct 04 1994 12:04`	58
80.191	I'd walk a mile for a Camel	DPDMAI::EYSTER	Seems Ah'm dancin' with cactus...	`Tue Oct 04 1994 18:13`	25
80.194	Insect Cruelty	KIRKTN::CHARROWER	Who ate all the pies!!!	`Fri Oct 14 1994 07:54`	8
80.195	Bear-faced cheek	PAKORA::CHARROWER	Who ate all the pies!!!	`Wed Nov 16 1994 06:17`	63
80.197	more chickens	OSITEL::BRITTAIN	Peter, TCC Munich @UFC 865-3102	`Wed Jan 18 1995 08:31`	10
80.201	when pigs fly...	TRANTR::FRANTZ	Dan Frantz	`Thu Apr 13 1995 12:55`	14
80.202		SPSEG::COVINGTON	serpent deflector	`Mon Nov 20 1995 16:11`	22
80.203		GOOEY::JUDY	That's Ms. Bitch to you!	`Fri Dec 29 1995 13:26`	10
80.204	feline	CSSREG::BROWN	Common Sense Isn't	`Tue Apr 16 1996 14:04`	5
80.205		CHEFS::HANDLEY_I	Do unto others...then split!	`Wed Apr 17 1996 06:15`	2
80.206	Dead dog	NQOPS::FLYNN		`Sun Aug 25 1996 19:38`	23
80.207	A Dead Frog Story	POLAR::16.155.160.29::peters	keep your stick on the ice....	`Fri Nov 01 1996 09:26`	24
80.208	kick him while he's down	SUBSYS::TURCOTTE		`Mon Feb 17 1997 13:56`	7
	how do you catch a polar bear ? cut a hole in the ice, put a bunch of peas around the hole, then when the bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole !