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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

57.0. "Incorrigable Punster. Don't Incorrige." by --UnknownUser-- () Wed Nov 15 1989 16:17

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57.1Groans II42218::BATTYSo Long, And Thanks For All The Fish!Thu Nov 16 1989 06:2114
57.3No, sue me!32828::SCHMUHLMon Nov 27 1989 10:2739
57.4one from Reader's DigestCSCOA5::HUFFSTETLERTue Nov 28 1989 06:4612
57.5For techies56860::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Wed Nov 29 1989 12:3341
57.6Lassie has a porshe3230::BERNIERLUCKY IS DEAD?Thu Nov 30 1989 02:5831
57.7Can we sink any lower?26648::REIDThu Nov 30 1989 09:0657
57.8ahhh Tattoo, Fantasy Island!17736::BROWN_JThu Nov 30 1989 09:3517
57.9quack26648::REIDThu Nov 30 1989 09:5417
57.11On a different note5691::RODRIGUEZeight shift six shift zeroThu Nov 30 1989 20:4580
57.13This REALLY happend!!!35847::ILSLEYMon Dec 04 1989 11:277
57.14How about some really bad puns41317::DRYANWell...The rates HAVE gone upWed Dec 06 1989 07:1090
57.15for those with propeller beanies..26648::REIDA Rock -->me<-- a Hard PlaceThu Dec 07 1989 06:5375
57.16Charles Cabbage & the Vegetable Computer6984::COTEDave (Peck) Cote, Hudson, MA. USAThu Dec 07 1989 08:5337
57.17Under the Double Integral16682::BIRMINGHAMDon't <:-{ , be :-) Thu Dec 07 1989 20:2288
57.1819809::POSTPISCHILI will not be bullied.Fri Dec 08 1989 05:2710
57.19Chess?RAYBOK::WHITLOCKStay calm, I'm in charge here.Thu Dec 14 1989 10:2211
57.20Count this one among the worst20263::MEYERMainstream BohemianThu Dec 14 1989 14:3921
57.21Trids16821::JEFFREYSparky needs a mint!Thu Dec 21 1989 08:0762
57.22Milt Famey of the Braves35924::KINNEYDEasier it looks, harder it hooksThu Dec 21 1989 08:2953
57.22Thames humorULTRA::KROCZAKBarbara Kroczak MS: BXB1-1/D03Thu Dec 28 1989 07:2526
57.24Painting a ChurchSALSA::MOELLERThu Dec 28 1989 08:3214
57.25Thames humorULTRA::KROCZAKBarbara Kroczak MS: BXB1-1/D03Thu Dec 28 1989 12:4926
57.26Just an old expression...CASPRO::SULLIVANSat Jan 06 1990 17:178
57.27VMSDEV::BUFORDLet sleeping children lieMon Jan 08 1990 06:016
57.28FEATHR::BLUEJAYRemember when people put thier names here?Mon Jan 08 1990 09:371
57.29REJOIC::LOMBARDOWEFox in sheep clothingMon Jan 08 1990 11:297
57.30Yet another one!MTHOOD::JOYNERGLWed Jan 10 1990 09:3031
57.33PunsFDCV07::GRAYThu Jan 11 1990 08:1729
57.32RABBIT RABBIT RABBITSHAPES::WOODROWJThe Purple People EaterThu Jan 11 1990 08:4112
57.34kinda lame, but most of these are..DEMON::REIDGot my mojo partially workingSat Jan 13 1990 11:2528
57.35In days of yore...CURIE::TOBINWed Jan 17 1990 11:3529
57.36IMZADI::KISERCash Talks, Credit Echos.Wed Jan 17 1990 16:037
57.37SALSA::MOELLERNever trust a Prankster.Thu Jan 18 1990 13:5314
57.38FEATHR::BLUEJAYRemember when people put thier names here?Fri Jan 19 1990 05:1126
57.39Remember, ther's no punishment when no pun ish mentSNOC01::NICHOLLSMy answer?:How many 'f's in 'idea'?Mon Jan 22 1990 14:491
57.40SALSA::MOELLERNever trust a Prankster.Wed Jan 24 1990 10:204
57.41ye olde minstrelMEMORY::LYSETHI'm much smarter in personTue Jan 30 1990 12:2574
57.42several moreMEMORY::LYSETHI'm much smarter in personWed Jan 31 1990 12:2191
57.43and anotherKERNEL::HUTCHINGSStwike Him Woughly..!!Thu Feb 01 1990 01:4812
57.44Pretend the past few months haven't happenedWKRP::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu Feb 08 1990 09:2229
57.45Strange drinkWKRP::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu Feb 08 1990 09:3022
57.46ClocksWKRP::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu Feb 08 1990 09:4330
57.47HahahahahaBARTLE::BARRLBlack Velvet, if you pleaseThu Mar 01 1990 11:3614
57.48entrapment?DPDMAI::MEREDITHJunk-food junkieWed Mar 14 1990 15:208
57.49The MonksCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Fri Mar 16 1990 14:5624
57.50Another Frog JokePOLAR::MACDONALDThu Mar 22 1990 09:1723
57.55And toto tooDPDMAI::HUDDLESTONFri Apr 13 1990 13:5528
57.56The bell ringerCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Fri Apr 20 1990 13:5129
57.57The bell ringer's brotherCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Fri Apr 20 1990 13:5410
57.58Punster's wifeSNOC01::PUPPALAThu Apr 26 1990 00:587
57.59Canadian ContentKAOA01::LAPLANTETue May 01 1990 13:4739
57.60The two monksCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Fri May 04 1990 11:5516
57.75Sherlock HolmesKITES::BOWENWhen your outta slits, your outta pierWed May 09 1990 11:2126
57.61lewd racist sick sexual political joke. don't readHANNAH::OSMANsee HANNAH::IGLOO$:[OSMAN]ERIC.VT240Thu May 17 1990 15:5927
57.64DRIVE::HANAMFri May 18 1990 07:156
57.66How's your Geometry?DPD08::JEFFREYWhale oil beef hookedTue May 22 1990 11:3049
57.67NoahCIMNET::TOBIN_DTue May 22 1990 12:5543
57.68Minor detail.31783::SOOWe need the machine that goes *ping*.Wed May 23 1990 12:568
57.69Is it very far?CURIE::GREERThu May 24 1990 08:0412
57.70Morals in PunsFASDER::RRAMANATHANPum - Lowest form of WheatSun Jun 03 1990 09:2213
57.71Pun my soul1PEKING::DUNDONPWed Jun 06 1990 04:0717
57.72Dad's advice (true story)BAGELS::BAYEKWed Jun 13 1990 08:5130
57.76Grampa GarfunkleMCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Thu Aug 09 1990 10:579
57.77Leif EricsonEFGV04::LEEFri Aug 10 1990 06:2823
57.78The Nudist WeddingOTOU01::GANNONMind that bus! What bus? SPLAT!Tue Aug 21 1990 08:2218
57.79BODACH::CMORRISEven is evil, truth is a prime no.Thu Jul 18 1991 08:5510
57.80the Foo birdNEWPRT::KING_MIMon Aug 26 1991 18:5914
57.82A real groaner25314::WELLCOMESteve Wellcome (Maynard)Mon Dec 02 1991 13:311
57.83�������PAKORA::SWRIGHTMon Dec 02 1991 16:0114
57.84God !..that's worse than the last effort !! PAKORA::JJACKMr.Wobbly hides his helmet !Mon Dec 02 1991 18:5115
57.85Laurel & Hardy - At a Bostonian SchoolJOHNC1::NATARAJANTue Dec 03 1991 10:2137
57.86Two more atrocious punsWLDWST::BOWMANWed Dec 18 1991 15:2553
57.87A real gut reaction. I can't stomach this . . .NEMAIL::CARROLLJImmanuel Kant was a real . . .Mon Feb 03 1992 19:1031
57.89Emergency measuresCSC32::J_HENSONBlessed are the cheese makersTue May 26 1992 13:0519
57.8860600::SOUTHWELLHe's in Notes> AGAIN Mum!Fri Sep 18 1992 23:054
57.90Sorry, I just had toCSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketMon Jan 25 1993 14:0715
57.91VP HumorCOMET::KENTTue May 04 1993 21:426
57.92licquer is better when it's wetterBIGQ::MARCHANDSun Jul 09 1995 01:2929
57.93Florist shop a la Sweeney ToddREQUE::FRANTZDan FrantzFri Aug 16 1996 11:3742