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| 156.1 | Huh, I died and left you in charge??????? | CSTEAM::FARLEY | | Thu Jan 13 1994 13:48 | 19 |
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Yabbut, excuse me?????
As ::Sports Official Election Commissioner, I don't remember certifying
you, your contest, or even vacating the title I've held for 2+
years!!!!
I say BOYCOTT this IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!
(or, if ya don't wanna boycott, just put my name down in all the "good"
catagories and put MtM down for the "annoying ones")
;^)
I remain,
still ::Sports Official Election Commissioner!!!!!!
Kev
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| 156.2 | these are way past due | FRETZ::HEISER | it ain't me | Thu Jan 13 1994 14:01 | 1 |
| Sorry Kev, you dropped the ball and I recovered.
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| 156.3 | Just say NO to NoTY!! | CAPNET::LEFEBVRE | PCBU Product Management | Thu Jan 13 1994 14:06 | 2 |
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| 156.4 | lots so far | FRETZ::HEISER | it ain't me | Thu Jan 13 1994 14:19 | 1 |
| keep those ballots coming!
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| 156.6 | it's a joke | FRETZ::HEISER | it ain't me | Thu Jan 13 1994 14:22 | 1 |
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| 156.7 | | MSBCS::BRYDIE | I need somebody to shove! | Thu Jan 13 1994 14:23 | 4 |
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re .5
Hahahaha!
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| 156.8 | Mr Wizard of Grammer and Spelling | MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKS | | Fri Jan 14 1994 10:46 | 3 |
| Hey Best Grammer has to go to me.... Maybe best spelling and least
Needed Decoder ring.......
mab
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| 156.9 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey is four years old!!!! | Fri Jan 14 1994 10:48 | 6 |
| re .8
HAHAHAHAHA
At least you can joke about it.
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| 156.10 | | CAMONE::WAY | Horseshoes and hand-grenades, man | Fri Jan 14 1994 10:48 | 9 |
| We need to give out the following award:
The RCASO Award for Lifetime Achievement
JMHO,
'Saw
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| 156.11 | | FRETZ::HEISER | RUN! Lorena has the gavel! | Fri Jan 14 1994 15:51 | 2 |
| I'd normally be up for the changes, but there are far too many entries
now to have everyone vote again. How about next year's ballot?
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| 156.12 | | LAGUNA::MAY_BR | JWBobbit&DSmith-BothComeUpALittleShort | Fri Jan 14 1994 16:29 | 4 |
| how many replies do you have?
brews
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| 156.13 | | PTOVAX::JACOB | | Fri Jan 14 1994 16:37 | 9 |
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>><<< Note 156.12 by LAGUNA::MAY_BR "JWBobbit&DSmith-BothComeUpALittleShort" >>>
>> how many replies do you have?
Including his own, probably 1.
JaKe
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| 156.14 | | USCTR1::KING | Cemeteries = Parks with nice stones... | Fri Jan 14 1994 22:35 | 15 |
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1993 awards... MY opinion...
Loyalty Award.. Tie...
Glenn Wag with the Red Sox and Chappy with the Yank-mees
NOTY Mac No one else would put up with the garbage in here.
Fan of the Year- O'Leary- After ND GOT BEAT BY BC he still thought
that they should be #1... He used everything to prove it...
Obstreperous Noter of the year- Chris Knorr Only Chris would defend a
college coach who has choked more times that Linda Lovelace...
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| 156.15 | That's LEARY, cementhaid!! 8^) | CTHQ::LEARY | Corporate Telecom Technology Solutions | Mon Jan 17 1994 08:56 | 1 |
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| 156.16 | | GWEN::ASHE | Thank you Dr. King. | Mon Jan 17 1994 09:43 | 2 |
| You took him seriously?
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| 156.17 | Of course not, at least git me name right.. 8^) | CTHQ::LEARY | Corporate Telecom Technology Solutions | Mon Jan 17 1994 10:08 | 1 |
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| 156.18 | | LAGUNA::MAY_BR | JWBobbit&DSmith-BothComeUpALittleShort | Mon Jan 17 1994 10:09 | 3 |
| > That's LEARY, cementhaid!!
Mebbe he wasn't talkin about you.
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| 156.19 | | QUASER::JACKSONTA | Babe Hockey | Mon Jan 17 1994 10:16 | 1 |
| Linda Lovelace chokes? I thought her specialty was not gaging?
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| 156.20 | about a dozen have been received so far | FRETZ::HEISER | RUN! Lorena has the gavel! | Mon Jan 17 1994 11:02 | 1 |
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| 156.21 | REMINDER: tomorrow's the last day | FRETZ::HEISER | Matthew 5:18 | Thu Jan 20 1994 16:31 | 1 |
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| 156.22 | | USCTR1::KING | Cemeteries = Parks with nice stones... | Fri Jan 21 1994 08:38 | 3 |
| Who gives a rats ass..........
REK
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| 156.23 | | GWEN::ASHE | Thank you Dr. King. | Fri Jan 21 1994 09:45 | 1 |
| A rat...
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| 156.24 | SPORTS | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Tue Jan 25 1994 16:17 | 65 |
| The 1993 SPROTS NOTY Award ballots have been tallied and the results are in.
Given the vast range of tastes in this conference, and the fact that not every
ballot had a vote for every award, it usually didn't take many votes to take
first place in any given category. Receiving 3 or more votes can be considered
significant. The judge did not participate in the voting so there will be no
need for a trial.
ATHLETE OF THE YEAR - Love him or hate him, Michael Jordan walked away with this
award with 5 votes. He was the only one that received more than 1 vote.
Honorable mention goes to Barry Bonds, That Chinese lady runner, Dennis Byrd,
Cam Neely for his gutsy awesome comeback, and Emmitt Smith.
TEAM OF THE YEAR - Again, the team Americans have the biggest love-hate
relationship with won in a landslide. The Dallas Cowgirls had 5 votes and Da
Bulls took second with 2 votes. Nobody else had more than 1 vote. Honorable
mention goes to Da Bulls, Phillies, Chinese ladies track team, BU Terriers,
and the Mighty Ducks.
GAME OF THE YEAR - The game of the year was the awesome comeback of the Bills
over the Soilers in last year's NFL playoffs. It was the only game with more
than 1 vote. Too bad Doc isn't here to bask in the glory. The honorable
mentions were:
Browns -vs- Steelers (Metcalf's 2 punt returns for TD's),
NFC Championship - Dallas over San Francisco,
Raiders & Denver II,
Celtics @ Suns (cause I was there),
UNC vs. Michigan,
BC over ND,
The 16-14 World Series game,
Zo hits a jumper as Charlotte Hornets beat Boston Celtics to
win first ever playoffs,
Michigan - Kentucky NCAA semis
BEST NFL PLAYER - Emmitt Smith won this hands down with 4 votes. The honorable
mentions were Jerome Bettis, Barry Sanders, Jerry Rice, Phil Simms,
Joe Montana, Drew Bledsoe, and Deion Sanders.
BEST NBA PLAYER - Again JD's favorite hoopster, Sir Air, walked away with
this award with 6 votes. Sir Charles Barkley took second with 2. Honorable
mention for Hakeem Olajuwon.
BEST MLB PLAYER - Jake's most favorite baseball player of all-time left the
competition standing with 6 votes: Barry Bonds. John Kruk received 2 sympathy
votes and Paul Molitor took third.
BEST NHL PLAYER - Mario Lemieux was the only one with 2 votes.
"WISH THEY WOULD JUST GO AWAY" AWARD - In a ironic twist, Mr. Jordan also won
this award with 2 votes. Honorable mention goes to: Bill Belicheck,
Buffalo Bills, Charles Barkley, Cowboys, Don King, Any and all NE Sullivans,
Faux Tar Heel Fans, and the NCAA.
THEY'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE TAR PITS (M.I.A Award) - one big tie-fest of sister
kissers: Brad Daughtery - Cavs, Washington Redskins, Eric Dickerson, Mets,
LA Lakers, Denver Broncos, and the Boston Celtics.
"THEY REALLY GOT WORSE" AWARD - the Washington Redskins took this with 2 votes
and gave a whole new meaning to their Foreskins label. Honorable mention goes
to: Cleveland Browns, Don Majkewski, Red Sox, LA Lakers, Oakland A's, Boston
Celtics, Boston Bruins.
"THEY GOT SO MUCH BETTER" AWARD - a tie for first between the Charlotte Hornets
and the Philadelphia Phillies. These received 1 vote: Atlanta Hawks,
Jeff Hostetler, Raiders, NY Giants, BU Terriers, and the NE Patriots.
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| 156.25 | NOTY | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Tue Jan 25 1994 16:18 | 109 |
| NOTER OF THE YEAR - The NOTY (pronounced 'naughty') award was an extremely
close race but in the end, only Glenn Waugaman was left standing with his 4
votes. {queue man is raising the APPLAUSE card} Mr. Tommy Alvin Brydie took
second with 3. The Ross Perot Honorable mention award goes to Jake the Fake,
'Saw, and /Carnac.
NOTE OF THE YEAR - JD's Farewell note was the only one with more than 1 vote.
It makes one wonder what SPROTSters are trying to say about JD. Saw's
Christmas POEM, The Cardinals note (all of it), Walt Ashe on ND's fight
song, and Tommy A. B's "...Don King in a headlock..." soccer diatribe only
had 1 vote apiece.
NOTE STRING OF THE YEAR - This string was quite an adventure for all readers.
Gin & Frank Get a Room received 2 votes. Mattingly's Greatness and The
Cardinals note (all of it) only received 1.
ROOKIE NOTER OF THE YEAR - This was a strange one, but when all background
checks came in, Bill Breen was the winner with 2 votes. Chappy was disqualified
because he was noting in 1992 and was not a Rookie last year. Typical cheat
move by a Yankme fan. Honorable mention goes to Metz Jr. and Chappy Jr. since
we don't want to play favorites. Ironically, Bill is the oldest RoY since Lee
Timmons won it in 1907.
MOST MISSED NOTER - Somewhat of a contest here, but Mr.T takes the prize with 3
votes. Ninja took second with 2. Honorable mention to Bob Hunt, Dinz, and
Ram Nori.
P_NAME OF THE YEAR - Funny how 3 of the top 5 were about the Mets. The winner
with 3 votes was "Jets and Mets both truly Suck". Honorable mention to
Mets in '94, Muckin Fets, Carolina Blew, and Gin's "Sit on my face." It's
simply amazing that with 35 characters or less to work with, the Mets kept
coming up in the competition for ineptness. What's even funnier is that they
are usually worn by SPROTS' biggest Met fan.
NOTER FROM THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY AWARD - The Self-Help Kings or those in
need of self-help therapy have a single common bond: unhappiness with
themselves, their surroundings, and constant criticism. Tommy A. Brydie, this
one's for you with a whopping 2 votes. TCM, Chappy, and Dinz only had 1 vote.
The funny thing is that the judge personally knew Tommy's father and some of his
brothers. I never pictured them as dysfunctional and can only contribute
Tommy's decline to something that occurred after he left home. Tommy, I feel
sorry for ya dude. I'm going to move back to Clinton and we'll get you
straightened out.
MOST OBNOXIOUS NOTES PERSONALITY - It's sort of ironic that the person that took
2nd in NOTY wins this award instead. Tommy A. Brydie walks away with this award
with a landslide 3 votes. ACCrisp, MaB, and MtM had 1 vote apiece. Is
obnoxiousness really a prerequisite to NOTY? Can we dethrone Tommy if we
receive a 10 on the Brydie Most Obnoxious Scale?
NICKNAME OF THE YEAR - The Crazy Welcher receives 2 votes. Jake the Fake and
BoC only received 1 vote.
FUNNIEST NOTER - Jake the Fake and ACCrisp tied with 2 votes apiece, but the
judge has declared Jake the winner. See in Jake's case, we laugh with him. In
Crisp's case, we're all laughing at him, thus he was disqualified. Kev, Glenn
Waugaman, Kath Petrie, and Walt had 1 vote each.
BIGGEST TROUBLE MAKER - Jake the Set-Hidden King wins in a landslide with 4
votes. TCM, ACCrisp, and Mike Heiser bow to the master with only 1 vote. I
tried my best to dethrone him, but Jake's a master.
WORSTED SPELLER - This is the RCASO Memorial Award Part I. It's appropriate
that it's a current topic as well as utilizing improper grammar. MaB wins
this in a landslide with 5 votes.
BEST GRAMMER - This is the RCASO Memorial Award Part II and is only appropriate
that the award is spelled wrong. MaB in another landslide with 4 votes. Mr.
Tommy "Bookworm" Brydie took second with 2 votes. So much for reading improving
your communication skills. Honorable mention goes to 'Saw.
HERVE VILLACHEZ NOTER LOOK-ALIKE AWARD - Kev will be informed by the United
States Olympic Committee that he will be used as necessary equipment in the
new pygmy tossing event in Atlanta this summer. TCM, REK, and 'Saw took
honorable mention.
MOST INFORMATIVE - The Ninj Memorial Award or SPROTS Information Director goes
to Glenn Waugamain with 5 votes. Kev and Karen Derry each had 1 vote. Glenn's
mantle is getting full.
BEST HAIR - Walt Ashe, Jake, and Hal Whitehair were all nominated for the
Dennis Rodman Memorial Hair Award. Jake was disqualified by the judge since
he was having a bad hair day. The result is a sister-kissin' tie between Walt
and Hal.
BEST PARTYER - the Porcelain Throne Award was a tie between 'saw and TTom Haas.
Never invite these 2 to the same party unless you're well stocked. Chappy took
honorable mention.
SHORTEST NOTER - Kev wins this one in a landslide with 3 votes. Kev hasn't had
much competition since Doc left, but these folks received a vote: Metz, TCM,
TTom Haas, and 'Saw. Walt has been selected as the official award giver for
when the winners receive their checks in the mail since they can't reach their
mailboxes. Kev's check from last year is still in his mailbox because no
local award givers were designated.
UGLIEST NOTER - Yoseff wins the Marty Feldman Award with 2 votes. TTom and Gin
received honorable mention, but then one ballot had this on it: "We have no
ugly noters!"
BEST BASHER - Mr. Tommy Alvin Brydie adds another trophy to his mantle with 3
votes for this award. Glenn Waugaman came in second with 2 votes. Nazz and
Jake had 1 apiece. Tommy has now won Most Obnoxious and Most Dysfunctional
Family. Does anyone sense a trend here? Obviously these are key ingredients to
being Best Basher.
RCASO MOST BASHED AWARD - This is kind of the family dog syndrome, you know the
one thing everyone loves to beat. ACCrisp won this one in a major landslide
with 7 votes. Mac the Mod and Mike Heiser each had a vote.
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| 156.26 | VISUAL | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Tue Jan 25 1994 16:19 | 52 |
| BEST MOVIE - The Fugitive wins with 3 votes. The Firm took second while
Deep Throat III, Jurrasic Park, and My Cousin Vinny each had a vote.
BEST ACTOR - Robert DeNiro with 2 votes. Honorable mention goes to Gene
Hackman, T-Rex, Wesley Snipes, Clint Eastwood, Daniel Day Lewis, and Al Pacino.
BEST ACTRESS - Sharon Stone wins with 2 votes. Honorable mention goes to
Sally Field, Kate Hepburn, Holly Hunter, Kim "I'm Broke" Basinger,
Julia Roberts, and T-Rex. Sharon really won for her Nude Twister skills
(remember that left hand red, right foot blue?).
BEST TV SHOW - Seinfeld was the clear winner with 3 votes. NYPD Blue came in
second with 2 votes. Honorable mention: Homicide, Mystery Science 3000,
Cheers re-runs, Cops, and Letterman.
BEST TV COMEDY - Seinfeld distances itself from the pack once again with 6
votes. Cheers took second with 2. The runnerups: In Living Color, Coach,
Simpsons. The judge was surprised that Home Improvement didn't make the cut.
BEST TV ACTOR - This one was a Nother Shame tie-fest since everyone received 1
vote: Main character from Coach, John Kelley (NYPD Blue), Ted Danson,
Seinfeld, Richard Belzer, Homer Simpson, and Steve Erkle.
BEST TV ACTRESS - this can be confusing but I think these entries describe the
same people: The new tool-time girl and Baywatch Blonde Bimbos. If I'm not
mistaken, the tool-time girl left Home Improvement to do Baywatch. I haven't
seen her, but I'm betting she's a blonde as well. One SPROTSters are trying to
tell TV executives is that you need a well-endowed blonde bimbo to have a
successful TV show. It appears they may be listening too!
LAMEST TV SHOW - In true Nother Shame fashion, these nominees deserve each
other: Worlds most funniest people, Seaquest, Baywatch, Deep Space 9, Baby Races
TV WHICH ACTUALLY GOT BETTER - Seinfeld grabs another Golden SPROTS award.
TV WHICH ACTUALLY GOT WORSE - again these nominees deserve each other although 2
of them were once hot items: LA Law, Family Matters, Northern Exposure.
BEST MOVIE COMEDY - Mrs. Doubtfire wins with a slim 2 votes. Runnerups were:
Ground Hog Day, Addams Family Values, and My Cousin Vinny
BEST MODEL - Elle McPhereson wins with 3 votes. Close behind was Cindy
"My Husband had an affair with a Gerbil" Crawford with 2 votes and Kathy
Ireland finished third. Judge was surprised Claudia Schiffer didn't make the
nominee list.
UGLIEST TV PERSONALITY - Nominees: Roseanne, Kramer, 'saw, Don King,
Willard Scott, John Madden. The judge has never seen 'Saw on TV so he was
disqualified. A great case can be made for the rest.
"WISH THEY WOULD JUST GO AWAY" AWARD - Bill Clinton 2 and Roseanne tied for
first with 2 votes. 'nuff said.
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| 156.27 | CONSUMPTION | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Tue Jan 25 1994 16:19 | 39 |
| BEST BEER - MGD Lite and Bud tied for first with 2 votes. Others with 1:
Hales pale ale, Kingsbury, Rolling Rock and There's a difference? Okay,
Heineken.
BEST PIZZA - Pizza Hut wins with 3 votes. Others with 1: no cheese, with
beer, My own, Noble Romans, Christine's exit 5 Nashua
GROSSEST FOOD - Liver in a landslide with 3. squid, maggots, grilled Penrose
sausages, eggs, Pizza without beer, steamed okra, Stuffed Mushrooms round out
the nominees.
BEST VEGGIE - Corn wins with 3, Spinach gets 2, the rest of the nominees are:
Broccoli, M&M's, cauliflower, Smashing Pumpkins, and fried okra
BEST MIXED DRINK - nothing but honorable mentions: 7&7, strawberry daqueri,
Frozen Mud Slides, Glenlivet 18yr old (straight), margarita, Coffee and Baileys,
Jack Daniels & Ice, Tanguerray and Tonic
BEST ALCOHOL - more honorable mentions: Black Velvet, all of it, Rum, Grain,
Baileys, Jack Daniels, 100 proof Absolut Vodka
BEST BAR - Cheers wins with 2 votes. The rest: Kirkload roaster & ale house,
Christopher's, Any open one, Stanleyville Grill (Charlotte), Charlie's Eating
and Drinking Pheasant Lane
BEST BROWN STUFF - more honorable mentions: Peanut Butter, Meatloaf, Jack
Daniels, Johnny Walker Black Scotch
BEST CANDY - more Nother Shame tie-fests: Kisses, Pez, Twix, Smarties,
Miniature Reese's cups, Stuckey's Pecan Log, Rollos
WORST TASTING BURP - again with the Nother Shame's tie one for the gipper:
fish, egg, Ask Jake, liverwurst, Couple of Buds + bowl of hot chili + Pop Tarts
BEST NUKABLE FOOD - Pizza by a whopping 5 votes. the rest: Mac & Cheese,
popcorn, Hormel Barbecue Sandwiches (Pork or Beef)
MOST CREATIVE USE FOR CHEEZ WHIZ - Ask 'Saw won with 2 votes. Others:
Penile flavoring, wall spackling, Ask Jake, baiting rat traps, window caulking
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| 156.28 | MUSIC | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Tue Jan 25 1994 16:20 | 59 |
| BEST ALBUM - The nominees in this tie-fest are:
River of Dreams - Billy Joel
Cranberries...everybody is doing it why can't we?
Highway to hell - AC/DC **disqualified wasn't a '93 release
Harvest Moon - Neil Young **disqualified wasn't a '93 release
Last Splash (Breeders)
Saturation (Urge Overkill)
Don't Know How to Party (Mighty Mighty Bosstones)
Vs/Pearl Jam
BEST BAND - Nother Shame strikes again: Chapter 12, Paul McCartney's Band,
Cranberries, AC/DC, REM, Pearl Jam
BEST NEW BAND - same here: Chapter 12, Cranberries, Soul Asylum, Bush Docters,
Smashing Pumpkins, Dream Theatre
BEST SONG/SINGLE - another tie-fest:
C'mon People - Paul McCartney
Linger - Cranberries
Runaway Train
One - U2
Cannonball
Creep/Radiohead
BEST GUITARIST - another tie-fest: Eddie Van Halen, David Cassidy, The Edge,
Eric Clapton, Mike Heiser, Nunose Bettencourt. If the judge was voting, there
would've been a clear winner here. ;-) Of course I would've come in 2nd.
BEST SINGER - Nother Shame: Paul McCartney, Vince Neil, Neil Young, Eddie Vedder
BEST BASSIST - Nikki Sixx, Tony Levin, Abraham Laboriel
BEST DRUMMER - Phil Collins, Bill Bruford, Neil Peart
BEST KEYBOARDIST - Tommy Lee, Chuck Leavell, Rick Wakeman
"WISH THEY WOULD JUST GO AWAY" AWARD - Michael Jackson, RAP MUSIC,
Billy Ray Cyrus, Who's the best guitarist arguments, Meatloaf,
Guns N Roses, Aerosmith, post-1959 music
BEST VIDEO (FULL LENGTH) - SI Swimsuit
BEST VIDEO (SINGLE) - Meatloaf,
"Don't know how to party" Mighty Mighty Bosstones,
Hummer/Smashing Pumpkins
BEST CONCERT - Paul McCartney - May 1993 - Cincinnati,
Steely Dan - Totally cool show,
Peter Gabriel/Worcester Centrum
BIGGEST POSER BAND - Guns'n'Roses. The judge couldn't believe JonBomb Jovi
wasn't mentioned.
THEY'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE TAR PITS (M.I.A Award) - Def Leppard,
Janet Jackson
"THEY REALLY GOT WORSE" AWARD - Aerosmith
"THEY GOT SO MUCH BETTER" AWARD - Aerosmith, Soul Asylum
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| 156.29 | MISCELLANEOUS | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Tue Jan 25 1994 16:21 | 42 |
| No real standouts here, lots of Nother Shame tie-fests.
BEST PICK UP LINE - I love you,
I can lick my eyebrows,
Aren't you Ken Olsen's daughter?
Hi, my name's John Bobbitt
"I'm wearing clean underwear tonight, babe."
"You may not be a virgin but I think your chaste"
The judge was partial to the last one.
BEST STATE - Nevada, North Carolina, Washington, New York, Intoxication,
Denial, Catatonic, Wild Wonderful West By Gawd Virginee,
New Hampshire. Surprisingly, Confusion wasn't nominated.
BEST AMUSEMENT PARK - Disney World (Florida), Kings Island, Kings Dominion,
California, US Congress, Busch Gardens (Tampa),
Santa's Village Jeff nh.
What no Magic Mountain?
NEWSWORTHY @SSH@LE OF THE YEAR - Bill Clinton barely beat out Howard Stern by a
3-2 score. Single vote-getters were: Tonya Harding, David Koresh, Ross "Suck this
sound" Perot, Newt Gindrich, Michael Jordan
BEST PLACE TO VOMIT - My ex-wifes face, In the Toilet, Work,
I thought only teenagers hurled...,
Guns'n'Roses' soundboard, any TV studio
behind the bushes next to my house (I'm home!)
BEST HANGOVER CURE - Sleep won with 2 votes. The rest: Vomit before going to
bed, Stop Drinking, Start work on another, hair o' the dog, The dog that bit ya
BEST THING TO DO WITH A PUMPKIN - Smash it wins with 3.
FAVORITE SAYING - Whats Happen'en Man,
I'm a 10 on the tommy brydie obnoxious scale...
I'm a new father...
Lets get off her I just did,
Life's a bitch, then you marry one,
Groovy. (It makes all you old folks feel at home.)
"You caint make this stuff up."
It's a long way to Tipperary (when your team goes out
to a quick double digit deficit)
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| 156.30 | | GWEN::ASHE | Sit down, you're rockin' the boat | Tue Jan 25 1994 18:06 | 2 |
| Are we done yet?
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| 156.31 | | QUASER::JACKSONTA | Pay me $30mil to spew | Tue Jan 25 1994 18:47 | 1 |
| Make the list shorter next time and maybe I'll vote...
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| 156.32 | waste................................ | USCTR1::KING | Cemeteries = Parks with nice stones... | Tue Jan 25 1994 21:59 | 4 |
| How mant IDIOTS actually took the time to answer these STUPID question?
REK
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| 156.33 | REK, where do you stand in this???? ;^) | CSTEAM::FARLEY | | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:20 | 11 |
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Yabbut seems to me that the total was 7 (seven)
I suppose it is needed to balance it scale of Idiots to Normal People?
I remain,
yer Commish_of_Elections and a non participant in the Hot_Sun_Fiasco!!!
Kev
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| 156.34 | | MSE1::FRANCUS | Mets in '94 | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:20 | 4 |
| seemed like 8 people actually responded.
The Crazy Met
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| 156.35 | Kev it ain't your time of night :-) | MSE1::FRANCUS | Mets in '94 | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:22 | 4 |
| hey Kev you practicing to stay up with the kid??
The Crazy Met
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| 156.36 | 8??? Where did the other come from? | CSTEAM::FARLEY | | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:25 | 1 |
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| 156.37 | did I miscount someplace? | CSTEAM::FARLEY | | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:26 | 1 |
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| 156.38 | Ah hate pseudo validating note 156 | CSTEAM::FARLEY | | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:30 | 11 |
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Hail, anybody with a set o' triplets gotta get some kind of _OTY
award!!!!!!!!!(even if it's by a harlot who ain't legally empowered)
KEVIN NEUZIL
I remain,
not practicin DD at thistime o' night!
Kev
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| 156.39 | | MSE1::FRANCUS | Mets in '94 | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:35 | 9 |
| One example Kev. Movie: Fugitive had 3, Firm had 2, Deep Throat III,
Jurrasic Park, and My Cousin Vinny one each.
3+2+1+1+1 == 8
HtH
The Crazy Met
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| 156.40 | voted 2x? | CSTEAM::FARLEY | | Tue Jan 25 1994 23:41 | 1 |
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| 156.41 | there were 20 ballots | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Wed Jan 26 1994 10:34 | 2 |
| TCM, you must've missed reading the part that said, "Not everyone voted
for every category."
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| 156.42 | | USCTR1::KING | Cemeteries = Parks with nice stones... | Wed Jan 26 1994 11:58 | 4 |
| Ok 20 ballots, 20 idiots.....
REK
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| 156.43 | | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Wed Jan 26 1994 13:10 | 1 |
| go home REK, you're dog's callin'
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| 156.44 | | USCTR1::KING | Cemeteries = Parks with nice stones... | Wed Jan 26 1994 14:11 | 3 |
| Heiser, get a LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REK
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| 156.45 | I'm working on it, REK | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Wed Jan 26 1994 14:13 | 1 |
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| 156.46 | | USCTR1::KING | Cemeteries = Parks with nice stones... | Wed Jan 26 1994 14:16 | 4 |
| Any person who spends more time doing shit like NOTY crap must not
have too much else in life....
REK
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| 156.47 | working on Most Obnoxious for '94? | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Wed Jan 26 1994 14:27 | 2 |
| well thank you for your insightful commentary. Would you happen to
have the winning lottery numbers too while you're at it?
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| 156.48 | | DYPSS1::ROPER | Strawberry Fields Forever | Wed Jan 26 1994 14:51 | 7 |
| Okay, okay. I can't stand it anymore. I DID IT! I was one of the 20
who participated in NOTY voting. I feel like one of those guys sitting
in shadows admitting to eating Kellogs Frosted Flakes.
Let the healing begin.
- Rope
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| 156.49 | That was you - all the chaste ones are southern, right? | AKOCOA::BREEN | A hot-rod Ford and a two dollar bill | Wed Jan 26 1994 15:28 | 2 |
| so Rope, tell us about that "chaste" young woman you were trying to
pick up.
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| 156.50 | | USCTR1::KING | Cemeteries = Parks with nice stones... | Wed Jan 26 1994 16:19 | 6 |
| 1 idiot down and 19 morons to go....
REK
Heiser, do you spend as much time for the NOTY as you do for the
lottery?
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| 156.51 | | PTOVAX::JACOB | prisoners here of our own device | Wed Jan 26 1994 16:24 | 5 |
| I bet that REK sent in 14 of the 20 votes, then, to cover his tracks,
bitches and moans about the NOTY voting schtick.
JaKe
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| 156.52 | this isn't Bosnia | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Wed Jan 26 1994 16:38 | 1 |
| Jake, I'd answer that but it wouldn't be very democratic of me.
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| 156.53 | A Lone Idiot! | DYPSS1::ROPER | Strawberry Fields Forever | Wed Jan 26 1994 16:40 | 13 |
| <<< Note 156.49 by AKOCOA::BREEN "A hot-rod Ford and a two dollar bill" >>>
>> -< That was you - all the chaste ones are southern, right? >-
>> so Rope, tell us about that "chaste" young woman you were trying to
>> pick up.
None of this is admissable in a court of law right?!!!
I was sincerely hoping that my admission would've led to a string of
other confessions. Misery loves company.
- Rope
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| 156.54 | and more of a challenge to keep warm | METSNY::francus | Mets in '94 | Wed Jan 26 1994 16:45 | 5 |
| re: .49
which is why it is WAY preferable to be in the North.
The Crazy Met
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| 156.55 | | DECWET::METZGER | Super Human? No, Super Sonic.... | Wed Jan 26 1994 17:13 | 7 |
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Hell I voted...I had a few spare minutes during one day when I needed a break
from coding while my PC rebooted for the 92nd time for the day....
Who else would vote for the Cranberries for best album?
Metz
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| 156.56 | Okay, okay quit twisting. I'll confess | AKOCOA::BREEN | A hot-rod Ford and a two dollar bill | Wed Jan 26 1994 17:24 | 10 |
| Of course I'm just a rookie and didn't necessarily know better and that
best pickup line contest caught my eye.
And I'm the one that messed it up since I didn't know a single music
artist except Billy Joel whom I detest more than Michael Jordan.
One note. Gin, around here "Ugliest" is used antonymically as in
ugliest bartender (contest) and can be considered a compliment. I can
prove that since I was 2nd runner up in a softball league Ugliest
Umpire contest back in '75.
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| 156.57 | | METSNY::francus | Mets in '94 | Wed Jan 26 1994 17:34 | 5 |
| yabbut, Bill the Elder should have been disqualified from ROY honors. Its
like the NHL where players that come in from other countries/leagues need
to be under a certain age to qualify for ROY.
The Crazy Met
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| 156.58 | I can beat dead horses with da best a dem | AKOCOA::BREEN | A hot-rod Ford and a two dollar bill | Wed Jan 26 1994 17:39 | 6 |
| Well then get Dino Radja off that rookie all-star team and bring in
Vinnie Baker.
GOOD Night,
yah
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| 156.59 | | METSNY::francus | Mets in '94 | Wed Jan 26 1994 17:41 | 5 |
| your eyesight must be going :-)
I said NHL.
The Crazy Met
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| 156.60 | | DECWET::METZGER | Super Human? No, Super Sonic.... | Wed Jan 26 1994 17:55 | 4 |
|
Is Kukoc on the all-rookie team? Isn't he a rookie by NBA standards?
Metz
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| 156.61 | | METSNY::francus | Mets in '94 | Wed Jan 26 1994 18:11 | 4 |
| Kukoc may be a rookie. Only the NHL puts an age limit on who is
considered a rookie - at least for ROY honors.
The Crazy Met
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| 156.62 | | DECWET::METZGER | To sleep, perchance to dream... | Wed Jan 26 1994 18:32 | 4 |
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did he make the super-rookie team?
Metz
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| 156.63 | | CAM3::WAY | Horseshoes and hand-grenades, man | Thu Jan 27 1994 08:47 | 6 |
| We all could have gotten a helluva lot more out of this if instead of
voting we had all sat down and read S.E. Hinton's _The_Outsiders_ and
discussed it here.....
JMHO,
'Saw
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| 156.64 | | FRETZ::HEISER | shadowlands | Thu Jan 27 1994 09:58 | 1 |
| Sorry 'Saw, I don't have a life and don't have time for such nonsense.
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