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Title:Sports 93-96 Archive. No new notes allowed
Notice:Chainsaw's last standSPORTS_97
Moderator:HBAHBA::HAAS
Created:Mon Jan 11 1993
Last Modified:Tue Apr 15 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:302
Total number of notes:117855

57.0. "Official Hunting Note" by GIAMEM::LEFEBVRE (PCG Product Management) Tue Jan 12 1993 13:39

    Had to be done.
    
    
    Mark.
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57.1Anyone know what they are?FRETZ::HEISERarms raised in a VTue Jan 12 1993 15:482
    I'm trying to hunt down the part numbers for the rackmount brackets for
    the terminal server products.
57.2H3119-AAHBAHBA::HAASA Log of EffortTue Jan 12 1993 15:527
Seek and ye shall receive.

The Repeater and Server Mounting Bracket Kit is H3119-AA. Its description
can be found on page 2-66 of "OPEN DECconnect Building Wiring Components
and Applications Catalog", part number EB-M4506.

TTom
57.3H041-AOURGNG::RIGGENWill Note for foodTue Jan 12 1993 17:095
This is a common box mount kit that comes with most DECservers. 

How about a free Suns ticket for the info. 

Jeff
57.4FRETZ::HEISERarms raised in a VTue Jan 12 1993 17:381
    Jeff, never heard of it.  Is it for recessed rackmounting?
57.5ROYALT::ASHEIt's big, heavy, it's wood...Tue Jan 12 1993 18:361
    What's this?  Another junk note?
57.6;-)FRETZ::HEISERarms raised in a VTue Jan 12 1993 19:272
    No, it's the hunting note so go to your own topic before we call the
    NRA!
57.7GIAMEM::LEFEBVREPCG Product ManagementTue Jan 12 1993 22:134
    Cain we please keep the noise outta here?  This note is for mainly
    types like me an' Claybroon to discuss our ventures afield.
    
    Mark.
57.8hope this helpsFRETZ::HEISERarms raised in a VWed Jan 13 1993 00:251
    Jeff, Tom, and I all work in the field.
57.9SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Wed Jan 13 1993 06:564
    Can't wait to hear how Markie defends himself during an attack by a mad
    deer, or duck.
    
    Lee
57.10Hunting is alot like looking!CSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeeWed Jan 13 1993 09:029
    
    Yabbut Hay!
    
    Walt was hunting for more junk notes so'z it's OK fer him to be here!
    
    I remain,
    de defender!
    Kev
    
57.11GENRAL::WADEone step ahead of the jailer...Wed Jan 13 1993 10:174
    
    	Thankee Mark.  Now ya'll GIT before I sick my hound on ya.
    
    Claybroon
57.12Most of these make pretty good sensePBST::BROWNAre you a Turtle?Wed Jan 20 1993 18:16114
	I came across these little helpful hints in the Jan F&S

	Never criticize another man' dog, even if he asks you.

	Smart dog owners never say never,and they never say always. But
	they always give their dogs the benifit of the doubt.

	Few things make me feel better than petting a dog. Worry seems to
	flow out through my fingertips.

	
	Never brag about yopur shooting ability, especially before you 
	start shooting.

	Why do so many of us think that good equipment is an excuse for
	practice.

	The best shooting instructor is a box of shells.

	Check the trigger pull on your guns at least once a year. Like clothes
	a trap gun can change its own measurements.

	Always carry a screwdriver that fits your gun.


	Everybody misses easy shots

	There are no easy shots
	
	Before you shoot at something a long way off, think about how long
	it will take to get there.


	There is no such thing as being to safe with a firearm   any firearm.

	Whenever you find something you really like, buy two or three , before
	they change it or stop making it.


	The more remote the gas station is, the earlier it closes. It will never
	be open on Sundays

	If you ask anyone  even a friend for directions you'll still get
	lost at least 50 percent of the time, maybe more.

	If you've never been lost, you've never beenb far from home.


	Local knowledge and real knowledge aren't always the same.

	Always ask your guide to repeat the directions about where you'll meet
	later, twice.

	Never underestimate your guide. Chances are he knows more about
	his business than you do about yours.

	Always tell your guide your five years older than you really are.

	Good fly-caster alwats get the best guide.

	When you fall into the river your no longer a fisherman, you're a swimmer

	Falling in is one of hte most exciting things that everhappens to a
	fisherman. It brings out the little boy in him.


	No one in camp ever has extra bootlaces!

	When you break the hook on a fly, you'll get a hit on the next cast.

	Any knot tied in a hurry comes untied in the same way.

	The worst waste of mioney is a cheap pair of binoculars.

	Using a fly rod guarantees windy conditions. 

	Always carry a spare ignition key. Better carry two , in different 
	places.
	
	When a once in a life trip comes up grab it, even if you can't afford it.

	The longer the trip, the more stuff you will take you don't need.

	If only trip were as much fun a planning them.

	Trips that include women are more funb than those that don't The same
	is not true of childern.

	The best thing to bring to a new place is open mind.

	What counts on a trip is not how good you are, but how much fun you are.

	Beautiful guns don't necessarily shoot better than plain ones. but they 
	always seem to.

	A woment who tells her husband to have a good time  is always beautifil.
	
	Always pay your own share and then a little more.


	Lying down and looking up at the clouds makes you feel younger.

	Everyone else is just as afraid of lightning as you are.

	Don't brag about your equipment or your skills. Once is obvious,
	and the other soon will be.

	No matter how good you are, someone is always better.

	A man with a really good gun probably knows how to use it.


	I never mad an enemy by praising someones shooting or his dog.
57.13I guess Muphy is a hunter, too!MKFSA::LONG"just keep it between the lines"Thu Jan 21 1993 08:236
	re: .12

	Nothing like a good chuckle to start the day!

	Thanks,
	Bill
57.14Fer y'all Coloraddy coyotesCTHQ::LEARYUS:WorldCop,WillPuffChestForMoneyThu Jan 21 1993 09:1715
    Dat's Cadzilla Bill,
    
    He done gradiated from hunting aardvark in Texass! 8^)
    
    One more hint.
    
    When hunting bear with your partner, remember to wear running shoes.
    If'n the bear starts a chasing ya ( especially if yer foolish enough
    th hunt near her den wif cubbies), rememember you only have to outrun
    your partner not the bear.
    
    8^),
    MikeL
    
    
57.15MKFSA::LONG"just keep it between the lines"Thu Jan 21 1993 09:304
	Mike, I knew who entered the note, I just meant it sounded like
	the proverbial "murphy's law" for hunting/fishing.

	Bill
57.16See what lack a caffeine does ta me!!CTHQ::LEARYUS:WorldCop,WillPuffChestForMoneyThu Jan 21 1993 09:381
    
57.17Love them big mack's , lake trout ya knowPBST::BROWNAre you a Turtle?Thu Jan 21 1993 10:179
	Nooooooo Mikey!!

   Only things I ever hunt in TEXAS  are two legged dear (Bar-does) and good
   or better fishin holes.

   Cadzilla  

   Pescadores extradinaries,  Phd in Icthyology
57.18PFSVAX::JACOBGet Barbara Bush off the $1 BillThu Jan 21 1993 19:2413
    Ah, yes
    
    T E X A S S 
    
    Where Men 'r Men
    
    And sheep are scared!!!!
    
    
    (8^)*
    
    JaKe
    
57.19not lately jakePBST::BROWNAre you a Turtle?Thu Jan 21 1993 20:3615
    
    
    Hate to tell you this jake , but we killed off all of  the Sheep
    50-60 years ago. Darn Chicken's and Rabbits take up more space than 
    sheep ever did. 
    
    And then you know why shepards always wear frocks..
    
      A Sheep can hear a zippers a mile away!!
    
    Cadzilla 
    
      I've raised a few beeves in my day. ;>)
    
    
57.20?ELMAGO::CGRIEGOPut your hope in God!Sat Jan 23 1993 12:029
    Any of you vatos ever go hunting for javelinas (wild piggies)?
    
    I'll be going in another two weeks in the southwestern part of N.M., by
    the Tejas, Ariz., and Mejico borders, and I'd appreciate any advice
    from anybody that's ever hunted 'em.
    
    Cheers, 
    Carloski
    
57.21ChiChaRoNes?ELMAGO::BENBACAI've Got Three Knees!!Sat Jan 23 1993 14:354
    This Vato has never even hoid of em, much less hunted em.
    Good luck though.
    
    Ben
57.22"Squeal like a pig boy!" :*)GENRAL::WADEone step ahead of the jailer...Sat Jan 23 1993 16:517
    
    Carlos,
    
    	I thought they were actually a rodent and not a *wild pig*.
    	I wuz wrong once though....
    
    Claybroon
57.23CUPMK::DEVLINHitting the Links!Mon Jan 25 1993 09:0614
Ah yes, Javelinas.   Many folks dont' know this, but AMC's Javelin
line of cars was styled after these animals, and not for the
spear that Finns love to throw.

Anyway, a Javelina is a cunning and dangerous animal, and quick,
but like its Auto namesake, it doesn't last long, and is prone
to breaking down during a chase.

Folks are torn between methods of attracting them - some say a_apple
does the trick, others say applesauce, while some of Germanic
descent say a pot of sauerkraut will bring the Javelinas scurrying
fer miles.

JD
57.24great on the BBQFRETZ::HEISERBillary takes U.S. hostageMon Jan 25 1993 12:156
    This vato loco has hunted javelina a few times.  Do yourself a favor
    though and keep the dogs away from them.  They get nasty when cornered.
    
    They run wild up around my buddy's cabin up north.
    
    Mike
57.252410::SAIAIt's a great day for RoadracingMon Jan 25 1993 12:224
    
    Pack a sidearm, it may come in handy. A .357 ought to do.
    
    -TH
57.26SOLANA::MAY_BRHoof heartedMon Jan 25 1993 13:116
    
    We hav'em behind my house.  They run up and down the wash.  Ugly
    suckers.  One suggestion:  don't miss, 'cause like Heiser said, they
    are mean sob's.
    
    brews
57.27my experience with javelinasCSC32::J_HENSONFaster than a speeding ticketMon Jan 25 1993 13:3440
I've never really hunted javelinas, per se, but I have shot a few
while deer hunting in West Texas.  I'll agree that they're tough
little critters, but I also think that there's a lot of myth about
them being dangerous.

From my experience, they'll run from you if there's any possible way.
If you corner them and don't give them a way out, they'll come at
you.  But I've never really seen or heard of a verifiable report
of them really attacking a person.  I suppose it's happened, but
I'll also wager it's pretty rare.

Depending on what type of rifle you use, they're not particularly
hard to bring down.  Of course, I've only taken them or seen them
taken with calibers more suited for deer, and that's usually a bit
much for an animal that might dress out at 45 lbs.  Your .270 ought
to be more than enough.

They can hide where you would think they couldn't, and can be tough
to locate.  But that's the way with most wild animals.

As for eating them, I've have good and bad experience with them.
Younger pigs and sows are definitely better than old boars.  My
BIL shot a big boar one time, and we tried eating the backstrap (loin).
It smelled kind of like a skunk as we were cooking it, and tasted
about the same.  We spit it out without even swallowing.  On the
other hand, I've take the hindquarters from younger pigs and baked
them.  These were very good, and tasted a lot like fresh pork.

One other thing.  When you dress them out, keep in mind that there
is a musk gland in the middle of the back.  It looks sort of like
a big, flat nipple (sorry, can't think of any other way to describe
it).  Be very careful to cut it out, and do not cut into it.  They
really can smell just like a skunk, and that gland is the reason why.

Jerry

P.S.  Re. the boar that my BIL shot.  It was feeding when he shot
it, and he dropped it with a clean, one shot kill.  When we got
to it, there was a pickly pear leaf (you know, one of those round
things with 3 inch thorns) in its mouth.  How's that for tough!
57.28only 3.5 months til opening dayGENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentMon Jul 19 1993 11:095
    
    	I bagged an either sex deer tag for 3rd season on Saturday.
    	It was an easy drag back to the house.
    
    Claybone
57.29CAPVAX::LEFEBVREPCBU Product ManagementThu Jul 22 1993 13:323
    Congrats, Claybroon...what did the tag dress out at?
    
    Mark.
57.30GENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentThu Jul 22 1993 14:4915
    
    	I'll let you know in November smart guy....... :*)
    
    	I forgot to mention that an *additional* doe tag showed
    	up for folks who successfully drew either sex tags in our
    	game management area.  The reason for this is that our
    	area is undersubscribed (ie not enough folks put in applications
    	for the number of licenses available).
    
    	So, Claybroon has 2, count 'em 2, deer tags.
    
    	I'll be sportin' a bull elk tag too.  I hope Mr. 6X6 that I
    	saw last year is still hanging around when I get there.
    
    Claybroon
57.31CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol's gonna wear maternity clothes!Thu Jul 22 1993 15:1316
    
    Yes folks, Mr. Claybroom slowly squeezed his right index finger into
    the trigger.
    
    
    
    
    		YOU'VE JUST WITNESSED ANOTHER GREAT ATHLETIC EVENT!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    ;^)
    
    
57.32A Male Minnie Pearl??????PFSVAX::JACOBFresh off a week of I & IThu Jul 22 1993 16:597
    
    >>Congrats, Claybroon...what did the tag dress out at?
    
    Claybroon wearing dresses with tags still on!!!   FILM AT 11!!
    
    JaKe
    
57.33GENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentThu Jul 22 1993 17:1011
    
    	I'm sure that the letter "F" by itself doesn't ring any
    	bells for you guys.  Neither would the letter "O" by
    	itself.  Would the two of them together remind you of
    	anything?  Hmmmm?  ;^)
    
    	A male Minnie Pearl?  I'd have to practice my:
    
    		"HowDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
    
    Claybone
57.34Are ya gonna make some jerky? Extra steaks?QUASER::JACKSONTAYes,Calgon took her away!Thu Jul 22 1993 19:265
      F. O. ??? 
    
      Fanning off?  Far out?  
    
     ;^)
57.35USCTR1::KINGKey West, where the fun begins.......Fri Jul 23 1993 09:383
    F. Off..........
    
    REK
57.36Fart Occasionally???? ;^)CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol's gonna wear maternity clothes!Fri Jul 23 1993 09:391
    
57.37QUASER::JACKSONTAYes,Calgon took her away!Fri Jul 23 1993 11:011
      Hey who's stinkin the place up?
57.38ROYALT::ASHEI like mine with french fried potatoesFri Jul 23 1993 12:552
    Is Hunting a sport?  What does JD think?
    
57.39GENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentFri Jul 23 1993 13:017
    
    	Yes.
    
    	Would you accept the opinion of a man who condones the use
    	of aluminum bats?  :*)  Or was that me?  I forget.....
    
    Claybone
57.40Bambi = Air Force Academy deersQUASER::JACKSONTAYes,Calgon took her away!Fri Jul 23 1993 13:558
      Hunting is a sport and is survival to.  Walking through heavy timber,
    snow, up and down hills & etc. gives you enough excersizing to call it
    a sport.
    
      There is another kind of hunting.  Have you ever heard the song "The
    Hunt" by Ly-nard Sk-in-ard? (I didn't "pronounced" it correctly)
    
      Tim
57.41therefore, da logic is......CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol's gonna wear maternity clothes!Fri Jul 23 1993 14:0120
    
    Tim, 
    
    I LOVE IT!!!!!!
    
    I get a lot of exercising when I'm doing 12oz. curls!  Therefore,
    beer drinking is a sport too right?????
    
    I can see it now......"Golly sports fans, Kev's just taken another
    drink from his can of "Old Bohemium"
    
    
    	YOU'VE JUST SEEN ANOTHER *GREAT* ATHLETIC FEAT!!!!!!
    
    ;^)
    
    I remain,
    whatta guy!
    Kev
    
57.42MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Fri Jul 23 1993 14:042
    
      You're awfully damn full of yourself lately, Farley.
57.43GENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentFri Jul 23 1993 14:065
    
    	Cut him some slack Tommy.  He's just juiced cuz he found
    	out his plumbing still works. ;^)
    
    Claybone
57.44CAMONE::WAYRIP #28Fri Jul 23 1993 14:086
As the smokehouse instructor at Fire School used to yell:

		"Fire in the hole!"



57.45aka "Loinal Fire" 'Saw?CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol's gonna wear maternity clothes!Fri Jul 23 1993 14:231
    
57.46PATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollFri Jul 23 1993 14:437
�      Hunting is a sport and is survival to.  Walking through heavy timber,
�    snow, up and down hills & etc. gives you enough excersizing to call it
�    a sport.
    
    And I thought hunting was sprinkling corn around a clearing and sitting
    up in a tree with a 12 pack and enough firepower to make Rambo look
    like a wimp.
57.47WREATH::DEVLINThink before wearing spandex...Fri Jul 23 1993 14:455
Aluminum bats are for wusses.  Hunting is a sport.  Though I consider
bow hunting more of a mainly sport than gun hunting, and of course, the
best is running down da game and killing it wif yer bare hands

JD
57.48CAPVAX::LEFEBVREPCBU Product ManagementFri Jul 23 1993 15:185
    Mac, to quote yourself...
    
    "Smile when you say that."
    
    Mark.
57.49GENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentFri Jul 23 1993 15:237
    
    Mark,
    
    	Only the *fat kids that played on the line* hunt like
    	that.  Right?
    
    Claybone
57.50despite their macho mano spouting...... ;^)CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol's gonna wear maternity clothes!Fri Jul 23 1993 15:3092
    I have it on good authority that Claybroom and LuFay really do this!
    
    ;^)
    
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    I also need to add I do hunt, deer mostly, and would like to give some of 
    you insight into the mind of a killer. Kinda my own personel hard copy.
    
    First I thought some of you might want to know the basics of hunting.
    Once a hunting party is established most of the folks get really drunk
    and pass out. Then we call each other in a few days to plan the hunting
    trip. Everyone plans something to cook, like stew, chilly, beans etc
    these food are carefully selected mostly because our wives won;t let
    us eat them normally due to the know side effects. The hunting trip takes
    lots of preparation and carefull planning, like how we're going to get 
    4 guys and all that beer in one pickup trunk. The food again is important
    because living off the land although has its rewards is damn hard to
    do, unless you eat roots and granola bars all the time. 
    
    Anyway once your loaded and ready to go, you have to go through the
    process of selecting the least loaded person to drive. And off you go.
    Once arriving at the camp site or hunting base as we refer to it
    because it sounds more oganized and military like, the next step is to 
    unload and set up camp. At this time another selection process take
    place, selecting who is going all the way back home to get the guns.
    Most often its the same guy who drove up because the others drank all 
    the way up and are already passed out. 
    
    Opening day, at the crack of dawn you wake up and zip up your sleeping
    bag and go back to sleep until 9:00 or so.
    
    In the woods is where it all becomes worth it, the fresh air, sounds of
    chirping birds, the wild animals and the ball game on your sony
    walkman. Then you hear it, that blast that stops the chirping and sends
    the smaller furry creatures scrambling for an empty tree without a
    hunter in it. Someone has bagged a big buck you think, everyone comes 
    together to share in the ritualized event. This is when you find the 
    first guy to get lost in the woods during the trip, many others will, 
    several times, which is why you bring some much ammo. But the guy 
    who gets lost will now do all the driving.
    
    After a long and intense hour or so its time for lunch and a nap back at 
    camp. This is where the consumtion of chilly, baked beans brings out the
    beast in the man, or at least you begin to smell like a beast.
    Once the early afternoon passes or when you wake up from your nap its
    back to the wild forest to once more stalk the elusive whitetail. 
    Usually this is the best time to hunt because most guys over sleep
    their nap and its alot safer in the woods at this time. 
    
    Then it happens the pinacle of hunting thrills that once and a life
    time buck jumps out from nowhere and scares the bjesus out of you, this
    can have nasty effects if you eaten more than you share of
    beans. You gather your wits and get ready to take your shot, all within
    a nano second, which is about how long it takes a deer to disappear
    back into the brush, you fire your gun but alas you miss, of course you
    wait a few seconds just in case there was another one hiding in the
    branches above you which is where you shot because you were shaking 
    to much to really aim.
    
    All the fellow comrades come running to see the trophy, and you explain 
    all about the  500 lb 48 point buck you just missed. This is where you 
    get blamed for being the second person to get lost and now have to do all 
    the cooking.
    
    Back at camp we settle down to reflect on our day in the palm of nature
    and share the campanionship of our fellow man. Most of this time is
    spent telling jokes and drinking. 
    
    After a few days however it must all end as we run out of beer and
    beans. We pack up and head home leaving nature just as we found it 
    with the exception of the small marsh like area used for relief in the
    woods, what bears do it don't they? 
    
    Although we leave empty handed without a trophy we don't measure this 
    experience by how many deer we got, but rather how many beers we
    killed. We head home to our families and back to the day to day 
    toil of our lives but with a renewed value in the natural aspects of 
    our world and the fact we won't have to deal with it for another year.
     
    
    SB
    
    
    
          
57.51PATE::MACNEALruck `n&#039; rollFri Jul 23 1993 15:415
    I guess those ads for deer blinds and bait are just jokes.
    
    JD, I'm surprised you think hunting is a sport.  Afterall it is the gun
    that does the work.  If you don't hunt particularly well, just get a
    bigger gun or an automatic one.
57.52been a while eh?CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol&#039;s gonna wear maternity clothes!Fri Jul 23 1993 16:179
    
>>>the best is running down da game and killing it wif yer bare hands


    Damm, that sounds a lot like Rugby!
    
    I remain,
    Kev_for_Hawk_II
    
57.53GENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentFri Jul 23 1993 17:1912
    
    	It's hard to tell if you're just chain yanking or what Mac.
    	Deer blinds are used in deer hunting in some parts.  As
    	far as bait goes, if you're caught baiting deer out here,
    	the DOW will confiscate everything in your camp.  You could
    	possibly have your hunting priveliges suspended forever.  At
    	the least it would be many years before you could hunt again.
    
    	Buying a bigger gun or an automatic one does not increase
    	your hunting skills.........
    
    Claybone
57.54Do you really need an AK47 to bring down a doe?PATE::MACNEALruck `n&#039; rollFri Jul 23 1993 17:215
�    	Buying a bigger gun or an automatic one does not increase
�    	your hunting skills.........
    
    I didn't say it did.  Knowing JD's stance on motorsports I was trying
    to draw a parallel.
57.55WHAP!GENRAL::WADEMyGetUpAndGoMustaGotUpAndWentFri Jul 23 1993 17:235
    
    	From what I've heard about the Air Force Academy hunts, all
    	you need is a cookie and a hammer. 
    
    Claybone
57.56PFSVAX::JACOBFresh off a week of I &amp; IFri Jul 23 1993 17:259
    
    >>	From what I've heard about the Air Force Academy hunts, all
    >>	you need is a cookie and a hammer. 
    
    Whaddya get from this, an Air Farce General's haid to hang on yer rec
    room wall???
    
    JaKe
    
57.57PATE::MACNEALruck `n&#039; rollFri Jul 23 1993 17:268
�>>>the best is running down da game and killing it wif yer bare hands
�
�
�    Damm, that sounds a lot like Rugby!
    
    Nah, we only kill for food.
    
    Like they say, "Rugby Players Eat Their Dead"
57.58FRETZ::HEISERlight without heatFri Jul 23 1993 17:4814
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57.59CAM3::WAYRIP #28Fri Jul 23 1993 18:407
>    
>    Like they say, "Rugby Players Eat Their Dead"
>

If we don't, our opponents will....

'Saw
57.60Izzit almost time?CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol&#039;s wearing maternity clothesTue Sep 28 1993 13:2710
    
    Yabbut isn't it time to get the blueing out, re-align the sights,
    stock up in ammunition and do a a bit of Bambi blastin?
    
    deeningly wonked
    
    I remain,
    thinking of spray painting "dawg" on Digger to keep him safe!
    Kev
    
57.61maybe some quackers this weekendGENRAL::WADEPull!Tue Sep 28 1993 13:437
    
    	November 6th is opening day for deer/elk for me.
    
    	Keep Digger away from unit 43 in Colorado and he'll be
    	safe.  :*)
    
    Claybone
57.62so?CSTEAM::FARLEYCarol&#039;s wearing maternity clothesFri Oct 08 1993 17:0176
    
    Yabbut Nov. 6th is also my birthday!
    
    >> Remember, I've got the .44
    
    That reminds me of my first encounter with a .44 Magnum, "da most
    powerful hangun which'll blow yer haid clear off...".
    
    T'was back in da early 70's when I was doing mainly thangs like
    pushups, learning how to salute, dig foxholes, march and polish boots
    and learn really neet ways to kill people at the U.S. Army's luxurious
    slice o' heaven at Fort Polk, Louzyanna.  Anyway, one of da guys in my
    platoon, Tommy Brenner, lived a short 9 house away, by car, in
    Arlington, Tx. and one particular weekend we got a pass and scooted
    to his home turf.
    
    After our arrival and subsequent "thirst refreshing ritual" we retired
    for the night and the next day, his dad, big brother, Tommy and me went
    out for some tin can plunkin.  These good ol' boys were really
    impressed with their first meeting of a Noo Yawk booy and I guess they
    needed to sho me how mainly they were - specially since this little Noo
    Yawker was the #1 rated expert rifleman in our Company (not with a real
    gun though, since Mattel made my M-16 so it had to be a toy, right?)
    
    So, I hopped into Tommy's 6-Pack and the others went in their pick-up
    truck and down to the river we went.  30-o-6, couple of other rifles, 
    .22's and his brother brought his fohty fohty maygnum.  Tommy's brother
    and dad were built like ex-NFL linemen, his brother moreso like
    "regrigerator Perry", if'n ya git my drift.  Bang!  Bang! Ratta tat
    tat.  BOOM! (that was the .44)
    
    Most of the hunting I did (to keep it related) was to the tin cans we
    broight and tossed into the water.  Did pretty well as I recall.
    Anyway, I asked if I could shoot the Magnum.  They laughed (in classic
    good ol' boy hearties)  ;^(
    Finally they gave in.  The brother opened up the gun and took out all
    the bullets, except for one.  He put the safety on and handed it to me.
    "Kid, stick both arms out, lock yer elbows, hold the gun in both hands.
    Don't bend your elbows because the recoil will snap back into your face
    and probably break your nose. (This was good advice because my body was
    no longer my property.  It was the property of the US Army and I could
    be court-martialed for damaging Gov't property if'n I got back to the
    Fort with a busted schnozola)
    "Don't try to aim 'cause these things don't shoot straight, just fire
    in the general direction (I guess he figgered the BOOM would scare the
    can into sinking?)"
    
    
    		AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET GO OF THE GUN!"
    
    
    So, I faced the river and spend a few moments trying to sight the can. 
    I was concentrating real, real hard, but inbeknown to my,  my "pals"
    really turned out to be nice, considerate red-necks because they stood
    behind me real quiet like....
    
    BAA BOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
    
    
    Next thing I knew, I was flat on my back, looking up at the sky.    :*0
    
    
    Those red-necks musta been related to Jean Dixon or somebody, I figure
    'cause they, while I was sighting, were busily putting on the ground,
    directly behind me, three large coats and a blanket making a very
    comfortable landing zone.  Go figgure.....who'd ever think that
    a handgun had the kick of a irate mule?????
    
    So, the moral of the story is, if somebody wants ya ta shoot a .44
    Magnum, remember NOT to aim it and bring along some coats!
    
    
    I remain,
    satisfied with my Crossman bb rifle for plunking
    Kev_the_once_airborne!
    
57.63nitCSTEAM::FARLEYCarol&#039;s wearing maternity clothesFri Oct 08 1993 17:026
    Opps, change  "house" to hours and it might make a bit more sense
    
    I remain,
    probably still suffering from having my bell rung!
    Kev
    
57.64Poaching hotlineCSTEAM::FARLEYCarol&#039;s wearing maternity clothesWed Oct 13 1993 16:5117
    
    	Yabbut here's a little gem that illegal bambi and bullwinkle
    blasters should know about.
    
    An organization named something like "Group Against Poaching
    Fraternity (GAPF) has a nationwide 800 number for people to call to
    report poaching.  Supposedly, within 15 seconds the caller's call will
    be tranferred to the appropriate state agency for reporting.
    
    The number is 1-800-800-Warden
    
    
    I remain,
    only a hunter of Digger_the_Goat_Dawg's land mines
    :^)
    Kev
    
57.65PATE::MACNEALruck `n&#039; rollWed Oct 13 1993 17:003
�    The number is 1-800-800-Warden
    
    Kev's posting bogus phone numbers (9 digits?)
57.66CSC32::GAULKEWed Oct 13 1993 17:0711
    
      
     re: poaching and 800-800-ward
    
      I just called that number and got a diatribe why scrambling
    and over easy is pass�, and poaching is tres bonne.
    
      Beav and June say HI!
    
    
        
57.67PFSVAX::JACOBa 1993=The year of BAD OFFICIATINGWed Oct 13 1993 17:1212
    
    >>An organization named something like "Group Against Poaching
    >>Fraternity (GAPF) has a nationwide 800 number for people to call to
    >>report poaching.  Supposedly, within 15 seconds the caller's call will
    >>be tranferred to the appropriate state agency for reporting.
    
    Thanks, Kev.  I just called it and reported my neighbor, cause when I
    was talking to him this AM, he said his wife was inside as we spoke
    poaching eggs.  Guess they should pay him a visit REAL soon, huh??
    
    JaKe
    
57.68Outa here!GENRAL::WADEPull!Thu Nov 04 1993 17:481
    
57.69Locked and Loaded...what next? 8^)CAM3::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdWed Nov 17 1993 09:4922
Okay, this is not properly hunting, but does have to do with shooting.

An organization I belong to is having a turkey shoot.  It's like 5 shots
for a buck, and the best score wins the turkey.   

My problem is not that I want the best score.  Most of the guys in the
organization are ex-military, and there's enough EXPERT medals floating
around to show me I ain't gonna win -- no way, no how.

BUT I want to have a respectable showing.  I want all my shots on the
target, and if I can get a decent grouping around the center I'd
be more than satisfied.

We're using .22 rifles, in a range on the premises.  I don't know how
far away the targets are, because I haven't been in the range yet.


Any tips would be GREATLY appreciated....



'Saw
57.70Easy.RHETT::KNORRDean &gt; WoodenWed Nov 17 1993 09:5310
    > Any tips would be GREATLY appreciated ....
    
    Close one eye, look thru that metal thing on the top of the barrel (I
    think it's called a "sight"), aim for the bulls-eye, and pull the
    trigger.
    
    HTH, and yer welcome.
    
    
    - ACC Chris
57.71CAM3::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdWed Nov 17 1993 10:0813
|    > Any tips would be GREATLY appreciated ....
|    
|    Close one eye, look thru that metal thing on the top of the barrel (I
|    think it's called a "sight"), aim for the bulls-eye, and pull the
|    trigger.
|    

Which end of the gun to I put to my shoulder?

Seriously, thanks for the help Chris but I had that much figured out...8^)


'Saw
57.72ZEKE::SAIAR.I.P. AMA/CCS #235Wed Nov 17 1993 10:2112
    
    Saw,
    
    Support the butt into your shoulder, Sight down the barrel at the
    target. I shoot with the rifle on my right shoulder sighting with my
    left eye. WOrks for me. Do whats comfortable. Next, with target in
    sight, take a breath and hold slightly, SQUEEZE the trigger. 
    
    Sounds like fun, and good luck.
    
    
    
57.73CAMONE::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdWed Nov 17 1993 10:3021
>    Support the butt into your shoulder, Sight down the barrel at the
>    target. I shoot with the rifle on my right shoulder sighting with my
>    left eye. WOrks for me. Do whats comfortable. Next, with target in
>    sight, take a breath and hold slightly, SQUEEZE the trigger. 
    

Thanks.

I've shot stuff before (like woodchucks and the like) but never for a
score.   I think it's the scoring aspect that is getting to me.

Shooting animals is like a pass-fail course in college -- either it's
dead or it's wounded.  But getting a score, well, that's a little different.


I'll let you guys know how I do.....

'Saw    
    
    

57.74PATE::MACNEALruck `n&#039; rollWed Nov 17 1993 12:045
�Shooting animals is like a pass-fail course in college -- either it's
�dead or it's wounded.  
    
    ...or you missed, or you shot your hunting partner, or you shot
    yourself, or you shot a dog, or...
57.75QUASER::JACKSONTANeed a nap? Watch tv baseball!Wed Nov 17 1993 12:064
      Maybe you should go to the range and practice?  This might help is
    getting your range down.
    
      Tim
57.76CAM3::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdWed Nov 17 1993 12:0812
>
>      Maybe you should go to the range and practice?  This might help is
>    getting your range down.
    
Their range isn't always open.

I might just take my .22 out in the back yard and shoot at things wicked
far away, like 50 yards and stuff.  If I can hit stuff that far away
I should be able to at least hit the target....8^)


'Saw
57.77'Saw you always enjoy an old war story...AKOCOA::BREENRudy,Rudy,RudyWed Nov 17 1993 13:5025
    I had lost my glasses prior to qualification week and that combined
    with never having had a rifle in my hands before left me trying to
    qualify on saturday (min. 180) with a best prior of 165.  But a special
    remedial class on Friday got my technicque and confidence back and
    
    On Sat. morning I was doing fine at 200 and 300 yds especially since
    the site serves to correct vision.  But at 500 yards I could not make
    out my target number 19 from 18 and 20.  So I sighted in on 17 and then
    moved down two clicks, looking thru the sight to 19.  This worked okay
    for about 6 or 7 targets until I shot what seemed a sure bullseye.
    
    But nothing happened.  I asked the spotter to radio the pit and they
    said they missed the shot.  Then I heard arguing two places down as a
    bullseye had appeared just as the guy was about to shoot.  Then
    Maggie's drawers went up on 19 (*).
    
    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls I had forgotten to click
    down from 17 to 19.  But the good news was that I still managed to
    qualify and my buddy Marty who had been having a rough time took the
    "gift bull" and managed to qualify also.
    
    But as for current advice I forget everything but at least after this
    you shouldn't be too worried about military marksmen :-)
    
    Bill
57.78CAMONE::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdWed Nov 17 1993 13:5414
>    Maggie's drawers went up on 19 (*).

There's an expression I haven't heard in years....8^)
    


I'm just gonna shoot, and see what I can hit.  I've figured out a way 
to shoot a perfect score.

Instead of the standard target I'm gonna put a picture of my last 
project leader's face up there....8^)


'Saw
57.79whole new twist to that phrase16421::HEISERbut I *like* it!!!Wed Nov 17 1993 16:073
    >    Maggie's drawers went up on 19 (*).
    
    isn't she on "Northern Exposure"?
57.80MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Wed Nov 17 1993 16:113
 Why don't you get your filthy mind out of the gutter, Heiser. This is a
family notesfile.
57.81DELNI::CRITZScott Critz, LKG2/1, Pole V3Wed Nov 17 1993 16:1410
    	I agree with 'Saw.
    
    	I haven't heard the term "Maggie's drawers" since Marine Corps
    	boot camp back in 1965. 'Course, I was good enough not to see
    	"Maggie's drawers" often on my target.
    
    	Next stop, the butts.
    
    	Scott
    
57.82keepin it in the family16421::HEISERbut I *like* it!!!Wed Nov 17 1993 16:154
> Why don't you get your filthy mind out of the gutter, Heiser. This is a
>family notesfile.
    
    Sorry cousin.
57.83CAM3::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdMon Dec 06 1993 09:5514
Not strictly related to hunting, but a gun question nevertheless......


Given a choice between the Colt Python .357 and the best that Smith&Wesson
has to offer (don't know the designation of their top .357 model) which
would you choose and why?

I know some folks that are partial to S&W, and others to Colt, but I'm 
interested in the "why" part of it....


thanks,
'Saw

57.84CAPNET::LEFEBVRENature bats lastMon Dec 06 1993 12:144
    Saw, I used to have a S&W Trooper and sold it in order to by a Python.
    Better grips.
    
    Mark.
57.85ZEKE::SAIAR.I.P. AMA/CCS #235Mon Dec 06 1993 12:595
    
    I have a Model 686 S&W, 6 incher. The Colt is by far  the better
    weapon. (IMO) Better action, smooth, I liked the colt better but
    couldn't afford the Python that I wanted.
         
57.86CAM3::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdMon Dec 06 1993 13:018
Thanks so far guys.

I've got a little $$$ to play with, so unless I'm  way low on my estimate
of the cost of the Python, I should be able to afford it.  I haven't checked
at the shop or with a dealer yet....


'Saw
57.87SIETTG::FIREARMSCSTEAM::FARLEYMon Dec 06 1993 13:114
    
    
    Kev_for_MtM
    
57.88GENRAL::WADEPull!Tue Dec 07 1993 10:154
    
    	Shaddap!
    
    Claybone_for_'Saw
57.89CAM3::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdTue Dec 07 1993 10:1714
>    	Shaddap!
>    
>    Claybone_for_'Saw

Yeah, what he said.....


Oh, btw, I'm leaning towards the Python.  4" barrel, rubber combat stock,
matte stainless finish.   I got several more favorable reviews on that
last night.....


'Saw

57.90How'd you make out on that turkey shoot 'Saw?AKOCOA::BREENWaite Hoyt and Tom UmphlettTue Dec 07 1993 15:381
    
57.91CAM3::WAYYou can&#039;t polish a turdTue Dec 07 1993 15:4932
>               -< How'd you make out on that turkey shoot 'Saw? >-

Didn't win, didn't lose.

Actually, I found out that it was a mostly random deal anyway.  Didn't
matter where you hit the paper, since the little boxes with the high scores
were randomly scattered around the target.  

But it gave me an opportunity to get into the range, do some shooting, and
have some fun.   Next year, I'm sure I'll do much better.   


On the other hand, I did fairly well the other day in my Basic Pistol
Course, getting some good groupings in the shooting portion of the
course, and learning all the safety rules and things like that.

Indirectly because of that, the Armorer gave me a tour of the weapons
room last night, and I had an opportunity to examine some of the rifles
up close, see a WWII vintage japanese light machine gun, and play with
(loosely speaking of course) a model 1911 Colt .45 sidearm.   He'd seen
me looking through the door at the WWII surplus posters on how to adjust
sights and things like that, and invited me in.   When he found I had
an interest in guns, he rolled out the red carpet and I got the tour....


Can't wait to be activated this summer and go to Camp, when we get
an opportunity to shoot some of the "big boys toys".....


'Saw
    

57.92Armed and sorta dangerous around town....CAMONE::WAYMississippi Queen, u know what I meanFri Jan 07 1994 12:5312
Well, I passed step 1. 

I'm now legal to carry in Hebron.  On Monday, I take a copy of that permit,
send it to the State with a check and an application, and in two weeks,
I'm legal to carry in CT.....


Actually, what this area (around me) needs is a good indoor range.  The closest
one is in Bristol, which is about 45 minutes away....


'Saw
57.93ZEKE::SAIAR.I.P. AMA/CCS #235Mon Jan 10 1994 09:448
    
    Saw, 
    
    What happens when that idiot governer of CT outlaws Handguns, or tries
    to ? Saw a blurb on a show over the weekend. Colt manufacturing is in
    hartford, no ? This guy what to put 900 plus people out of work for a
    little PCness. I hope he lands on his head in the next election.
    
57.94CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manMon Jan 10 1994 09:5030
>    What happens when that idiot governer of CT outlaws Handguns, or tries
>    to ? Saw a blurb on a show over the weekend. Colt manufacturing is in
>    hartford, no ? This guy what to put 900 plus people out of work for a
>    little PCness. I hope he lands on his head in the next election.
>    

I seriously doubt he'll be able to muster the support to do that.  Granted,
he fights dirty (just take a look at what he pulled on the gambling casinos)
but he won't pull it off.

He's not running for re-election.  I think he saw the writing on the wall.

Colt has been bailed out by the State.  They've had wicked financial
problems and the State bailed them out of bankruptcy.  

Personally, I think Lowell Weicker is just a lot of bluff and bluster.
He's never around -- he's always vacationing in the Islands.  He wasn't
even in the State during this round of snowstorms.   He got hung up
at a bunch of airports trying to get back.  Good thing he's not running
for re-election, since the last Governor that was out of state during
major storms didn't get re-elected (Meskill).


'Saw


PS  Applied for the State permit today, should know it about two-three
    weeks....  Guess I came up clean with the FBI......


57.95DELNI::CRITZScott Critz, LKG2/1, Pole V3Mon Jan 10 1994 12:394
    	I think the TV blurb mentioned Colt, Ruger, and 3 other
    	companies that make weapons, etc.
    
    	Scott
57.96CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manMon Jan 10 1994 12:5210
>    	I think the TV blurb mentioned Colt, Ruger, and 3 other
>    	companies that make weapons, etc.
    
This area has a lot of weapons manufacturers.  Colt and Ruger are in
CT.  Smith and Wesson is just to the north in Springfield.

The Springfield Rifle used to be manufactured in the building that 
used to be Digital's site in Springfield, Mass.

'Saw
57.97in da news!!!!!!!!CSTEAM::FARLEYWed Feb 02 1994 10:2624
    
    
    
    	News Flash!!!!!
    
    	CNN is reporting that during the Groundhog day tests, a rifle shot
    was heard by the crowd and PPhil was found to be shot dead! 
    Eyewitnesses raced to the grassy knoll and apprehended the rifleman who
    was heard to be screaming as he was being put in the paddy wagon
    "These people should get a room!!!!!  This lovefest with a rodent is
    the same thing as gerbling!!!!!!  A Room Dammit!!!!!!  Maybe now
    they'll let me have some peace!!!!!!"
    	CNN is reporting that the rifleman, whose name has not been
    released, was approximately 5'9", very dark hair and is alleged to
    be a resident of Massachusetts north shore, near Newburyport.  He's
    to be arranged later in the day.
    
    
    hth
    
    I remain,
    I don't know about you but I find this appalling!!!!!
    Kev
    
57.98PTOVAX::JACOBWed Feb 02 1994 16:105
    The rumors around here, after the winter we've had so far, were that
    some locals were in touch with Gilooly recently.....
    
    JaKe
    
57.99CSTEAM::FARLEYWed Feb 02 1994 16:116
    
    
    	Marky_mark,  did I get the hometown name right?
    
    ;^)
    
57.100had to do this to keep Heiser outa here! ;^)CSTEAM::FARLEYWed Feb 02 1994 16:123
    
    
    
57.101Prime Hunting Note Replies....CAM3::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manWed Feb 02 1994 16:2017
I would think that the prime replies in the hunting note would be

	.22, .25, .30, .32, .38. .41, .44, .45, .50, .357, .380
	.762, .3006

More or less.....


'Saw


PS  Picked up a Colt Detective Special .38 caliber on Sunday.  Nice
    action -- very smooth.  Fixed sights take a little getting used
    to, but other than that, no problem.   Very concealable also.

    Colt had discontinued this model in 1986, but brought it back
    last year.
57.10238346::MACNEALruck `n&#039; rollWed Feb 02 1994 17:446
�I would think that the prime replies in the hunting note would be
�
�	.22, .25, .30, .32, .38. .41, .44, .45, .50, .357, .380
�	.762, .3006
    
    No, no, no.  The prime replies are 1, 3, 5, 7, 11, etc.
57.103CAPNET::LEFEBVREPCBU Product ManagementWed Feb 02 1994 17:564
    Nope.  I'm 5'11" and live in Hampton, NH.  And what am I being arranged
    (sic) for?
    
    Mark.
57.104 :*) GENRAL::WADEThu Feb 03 1994 11:314
    
    	5'11"?  I didn't know they stacked it that high....
    
    Claybone
57.105CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manTue Feb 08 1994 20:1131
I was in the EMA lounge last night having a beer and I heard
a great story.

A couple or three or four of the guys were in Vietnam, and 
we got talking about the weapons they had in basic (M14) 
versus the weapon they were issued to go overseas (M16).
To a man they preferred the 14.

At any rate, one of the guys started telling a story about
a guy in his platoon from Tennessee.  They were on the range
one day, and the guy kept firing at the target, and the
guy in the pit kept holding up the red flag ("Maggies Drawers")
meaning that he totally missed the target.

This happened a few times in succession and they guys
started getting on him, calling out "Hey Country, can you
guys from Tennessee shoot straight?"  (I learned that anyone
from the rural South was automatically called 'Country')

He ignored them, and kept firing, until the DI came over
and started to give him what for.  He asked for one more
shot.  The DI gave in, and the guy shot once more, and the
entire target fell right over.

He'd been shooting away at the 2x4s holding up the target,
and had basically "sawed" through them before the DI
came over and yelled.  His last shot took it right down....


To my way of thinking, from 200-300 yards, that's pretty
good shootin.....
57.106CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manThu Feb 10 1994 14:5713
Quick question for any of you gun enthusiasts....

Do any of you have any experience with Sig Sauer?  

A friend of mine recommended any one of the Sig Sauer P series (the 226
in particular I believe) as good semi-auto 9mm.

I've fired the Walther P88 9mm, and would like to look at Beretta too.
The Walther felt good, but the trigger was VERY touchy....

Any and all opinions welcome.....

'Saw
57.107PTOVAX::JACOBThu Feb 10 1994 16:158
    
>>Do any of you have any experience with Sig Sauer?  
    
    What kind of kraut is that?????   I like my kolbassi smothered in sauer
    kraut.
    
    JaKe
    
57.108CAPNET::LEFEBVREPCBU Product ManagementFri Feb 11 1994 12:379
    Saw, heard good things on Sig Sauer in a 9 mm...I've shot one only
    once.  Beretta is superior (IMO) but obviously rather pricey.  I've
    also heard from my friend who is a dealer that the Walther trigger is
    sensitive.
    
    I still prefer revolvers over semi autos as the semi's are more proned
    to jamming.
    
    Mark.
57.109try firearmsCSC32::J_HENSONWho elected Hillary?Fri Feb 11 1994 12:4712
>>     <<< Note 57.106 by CAMONE::WAY "Horseshoes and hand-grenades, man" >>>
>>
>>Quick question for any of you gun enthusiasts....

If you post this question in the Firearms notes conference, you'll get
a lot of answers.  And the folks over there are pretty nice, too.

The conference is SIETTG::FIREARMS.

Try it, you'll like it.

Jerry
57.110CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manFri Feb 11 1994 15:5322
>The conference is SIETTG::FIREARMS.
>
>Try it, you'll like it.
>
>Jerry


Thanks, Jerry, maybe I'll give it a try.



re Mark:

	I prefer revolvers too.  My Colt Python just came in.  I couldn't
	get it in the royal blue, but I did manage to get my second choice,
	matte stainless.  At any rate, I should get a little money back
	from what I expected to pay.

	The Detective special is breaking in quite nicely too.


'Saw
57.111ZEKE::SAIAR.I.P. AMA/CCS #235Tue Feb 15 1994 09:085
    
    The Sig has a good reputation, i doubt you would be dissapointed. I own
    a Walther PPK .380, I am very pleased with it and it has *Never*
    jammed. Spend the bucks on a good quality 9mm, jamming will be
    nonexistent for your usage.
57.112CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manTue Feb 15 1994 09:2823
>    The Sig has a good reputation, i doubt you would be dissapointed. I own
>    a Walther PPK .380, I am very pleased with it and it has *Never*
>    jammed. Spend the bucks on a good quality 9mm, jamming will be
>    nonexistent for your usage.

We were talking about this last night.  The one drawback of a 9mm, at
least in terms of our discussion last night, is that the muzzle velocities
are so high now, with the new high-tech 9s, that you have to worry about
your ordnance going through the bad guy and causing some collateral
damage....8^)

I like revolvers, always have, and probably always will, but somewhere down
the road (say 6-9 months from now if all goes well) I'll want to add a
9mm to my arsenal.

I know it's not a total selling point but I know the FBI Hostage Rescue
team is using Sig, and that says a lot to me.


'Saw



57.113ZEKE::SAIAR.I.P. AMA/CCS #235Tue Feb 15 1994 10:376
    
    They pulled the so called 'killer ammo' that was designed to penetrate
    and not exit. That is the stuff I would/have used for home protection and
    hunting. To much media pressure, so now we can watch bullets hit
    multiple targets upon leaving the intended one. Makes perfect sense.
                   
57.114CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manTue Feb 15 1994 10:4019
>    They pulled the so called 'killer ammo' that was designed to penetrate
>    and not exit. That is the stuff I would/have used for home protection and
>    hunting. To much media pressure, so now we can watch bullets hit
>    multiple targets upon leaving the intended one. Makes perfect sense.


You can still get a lot of that stuff if you have the right sources.  And
while I don't do a lot of reading on it, my brother does.  If you like
I can get a list of the "anti-personal ordnance" that is still available
on the market and which is proven to do what it's supposed to and not
more than you bargained for.

btw, Black Talon is still available, which surprised me, but a lot of
tests showed that it wouldn't always open.....


'Saw
                   

57.115not to mention the high crime hereFRETZ::HEISERGovernment is good for you- Janet NeroTue Feb 15 1994 11:122
    Two of the women I work with just bought 9mm's.  I'm thinking of
    getting one myself before the Brady bill goes into effect.
57.116CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manTue Feb 15 1994 11:3124
>    Two of the women I work with just bought 9mm's.  I'm thinking of
>    getting one myself before the Brady bill goes into effect.

Actually, the Brady Bill isn't so bad, least in terms of a  waiting period.

The fallacy that a bill like that, or "guns for goods" programs, will
actually get the guns out of the hands of the bad guys is self-evident,
however, to anyone with half a brain, which excludes more of the gubmint
folks....

Up here in CT, if you don't have a permit, there's a two week waiting
period.  Of course, if you have a permit, you can get it right away,
but then having a permit means that a background check has already been
done on you.  Don't know how the Brady Bill will affect that.


A .45 is a good gun too.  From what I understand they have a lot of stopping
power (as in, "if you hit it with a .45 and it gets up and comes after
you, it's a Terminator, so forget about it and give up") and they don't
have a tendency to pass through.  Or so I've heard....


'Saw

57.117actually that's part of the Disarming of America conspiracyFRETZ::HEISERGovernmentIsGoodForYou- Janet NeroTue Feb 15 1994 11:494
>The fallacy that a bill like that, or "guns for goods" programs, will
>actually get the guns out of the hands of the bad guys is self-evident,
>however, to anyone with half a brain, which excludes more of the gubmint
>folks....
57.118MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Tue Feb 15 1994 11:513
    
      This is the "Hunting Note"  not the "Mike Heiser Foistering His
     Politics On Us Again Note".
57.119NAC::G_WAUGAMANTue Feb 15 1994 11:5812
>     This is the "Hunting Note"  not the "Mike Heiser Foistering His
>     Politics On Us Again Note".
    
    Let's cut MikeH a little slack, Tommy.  This may not be about politics.
    He might actually believe that these ineffectual handgun exchange
    programs really are part of a great conspiracy against hunters and
    sportsmen.  The one where the kids turn in the illegal guns for
    Phoenix Suns tickets is clearly a sinister and conspiratorial plot...
    
    glenn
      
57.120CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manTue Feb 15 1994 12:3719
Actually, I'm kind of pissed that the ineffectual "guns for goods" campaign
here in CT is over, as I didn't have a chance to make a quick buck off it,
and most of the gun stores were sold out of the cheap, small automatics
that I could have bought up and made a profit off of.  You know, the kind
of working gun you can pick up for around $40, and turn in and get
$100 worth of food, or shoes, or whatever....

The insult of the whole thing is that gullible folks actually believe the
political posturing that this program is actually doing some good.  The
news media has taken the bait hook, line and sinker, and it makes me want
to vomit when I see Janet Peckinpaugh get all excited over how many
guns have been turned in.


But hey, like Connecticut native P.T. Barnum said, "There's a sucker born
every minute and two to take him"....


'Saw
57.121I guess sarcasm only works with BrydieFRETZ::HEISERGovernmentIsGoodForYou- Janet NeroTue Feb 15 1994 13:051
    
57.123SWAM2::MASSEY_VIWhere the cherries are wet &amp; hot.Tue Feb 15 1994 15:073
    So when does squirl hunting open?
    
    Gin
57.124wanna go?GENRAL::WADEMy head&#039;s in MississippiTue Feb 15 1994 16:114
    
    	Same day as snipe season
    
    Claybone
57.125I wanna help!FRETZ::HEISERGovernmentIsGoodForYou- Janet NeroTue Feb 15 1994 16:271
    Snipe huntin' is my favorite!
57.126HANNAH::ASHEWe&#039;re riding on the freeway of love...Tue Feb 15 1994 21:103
    Who uses a 9mm for hunting?  Is that part of the judeo-christian
    heritage?
    
57.127CTHQ::LEARYCorporate Telecom Technology SolutionsTue Feb 15 1994 21:305
    Well I dunno about 9MM but when I go hunting in me backyard every
    spring I use my mashie niblick.  Yardkill every time.
    
    MikeL
    
57.128CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manWed Feb 16 1994 08:5815
>
>    Who uses a 9mm for hunting?  Is that part of the judeo-christian
>    heritage?
>    

I know folks who hunt large game (say bear, wild boar) who carry a 9mm
or a .45 as a safety gun.

One friend hunts those critters with bow and arrow (which would make me
lose my fudge in an instant) but carries a sidearm just in case.


'Saw


57.129HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Feb 16 1994 09:378
>
>    Who uses a 9mm for hunting?
>
>    

  Bounty hunters.

  George
57.130CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manWed Feb 16 1994 09:4221
|>
|>    Who uses a 9mm for hunting?
|>
|>    
|
|  Bounty hunters.


I don't know about other states, but Ct has bounty hunters.  There's an
old law on the books from the late 1700s that allows for bounty hunters
to track down bail jumpers.   

A guy in Hartford (who used to be a professional wrassler, but
I can't remember his ring name) is one, and they've written a couple of
features on him in the paper.

I'm not sure if they are allowed any special use of guns or not, other
than what the normal, avearge-Joe-Citizen with a permit could use......


'Saw
57.131ZEKE::SAIAR.I.P. AMA/CCS #235Wed Feb 16 1994 09:501
    Doctor 'D' David Shultz, Maniac.
57.132GENRAL::WADEMy head&#039;s in MississippiWed Feb 16 1994 09:576
    
    	Well, I guess by the deafening silence coming from California 
    	way, Gin doesn't wanna go snipe huntin'.  Shoot, we woulda let
    	her hold the bag......
    
    Claybone
57.133CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manWed Feb 16 1994 11:306
>    Doctor 'D' David Shultz, Maniac.

Ah yes, that's it!  I couldn't for the life of me remember......



57.134suicide through ignoranceFRETZ::HEISERGovernmentIsGoodForYou- Janet NeroWed Feb 16 1994 12:285
>I know folks who hunt large game (say bear, wild boar) who carry a 9mm
>or a .45 as a safety gun.
    
    the park rangers in Wyoming laugh at the fools who think a .45 will
    stop a grizzly.
57.135CAPNET::LEFEBVREPCBU Product ManagementWed Feb 16 1994 12:405
    Let 'em laugh...a .22 or an arrow will kill a grizzly if placed
    properly.  Then again, it's hard to be accurate when you're quaking in
    your boots.
    
    Mark.
57.136and you wouldn't want to do thatFRETZ::HEISERGovernmentIsGoodForYou- Janet NeroWed Feb 16 1994 12:441
    well that's the point.  if you screw up, you just make them mad.
57.137CAMONE::WAYHorseshoes and hand-grenades, manWed Feb 16 1994 13:272
Well, if any of you have ever seen me, I'd much rather take a chance
with a .45 and a full clip, than to try and climb a tree 8^) 8^) 8^)
57.138SWAM2::MASSEY_VIWhere the cherries are wet &amp; hot.Wed Feb 16 1994 17:3813
    I'm here and snipe huntin sounds like fun.  But what's the bag for?
    
    As to my silence.............
    
    I am leaving my position in the CWO office to start in IVO tomorrow.  I
    have trained someone to take over the lobby for me and she is doing
    well.  I have been going through old papers from the last two years of
    this job.  Now I have all my things in boxes and am ready to drag them
    over to IVO.  My time will be short there and I hope to get into here
    and note every now and then.  I still will have time to do my mail
    though so don't be strangers.
    
    Gin
57.139To all the folks who recommended it.....CAMONE::WAYWhitewatergateMon Mar 07 1994 08:5115
Picked up the Python yesterday, and quickly decided it was worth every
penny I paid for it.  

To borrow a phrase from Linda Richman's "Coffee Talk", the action is as
smooth as butter.  After sighting it in, it was remarkably accurate.

The only disappointment, at first, was that it came through with target
stocks, not combat stocks, but after a few rounds I decided I liked them
just fine.

Glad I got the 4" model, though.  I'd bet the 6" model would be
kinda heavy.  The 4" weighs 2.2, I think.  At any rate, you know you're
holding something, no doubt....

'Saw
57.140CAPNET::LEFEBVREPCBU Product ManagementMon Mar 07 1994 14:114
    Saw, my Trooper was 6" and was a bit unwieldy.  Much prefer the 4"
    Python.  Good luck.
    
    Mark.
57.141CAM3::WAYIn the 9-ring at three-o&#039;clockMon Mar 07 1994 14:2222
>    Saw, my Trooper was 6" and was a bit unwieldy.  Much prefer the 4"
>    Python.  Good luck.
>    
>    Mark.

Thanks.

I shot both .38 special and .357 Magnum JHP through it yesterday.  Definitely
know the difference with the magnum loads, but there is something satisfying
in the heavier recoil....

I expect that the action will loosen up a tad, at least the action did 
on my detective special, and that will probably help accuracy a bit too.


My brother's been doing some target shooting with a Ruger .22 semi-auto that
he bought, and yesterday he put 9 of 10 inside the 10.  I was pretty
impressed with that.  I have a way to go to get that good ;^)


'Saw

57.142Pesky 'coon....CAMONE::WAYShooting for pb cookies with fork marksMon Mar 14 1994 15:0126
Quick question for you hunter types....


I have this raccoon that keeps coming around, during the day.  He's not
the list bit skittish and seems to take his time doing whatever it is
he's doing.  

The dog couldn't get at him, because the dog's on his run and the lead
isn't long enough, but he was about 3' away, and the 'coon didn't run
off (he wasn't cornered) he just sat there and kind of hissed.

We have a lot of rabies in CT these days, and I'm thinking this 'coon
might be rabid, but I don't know of any other things to check for.

If he is, I'll call Animal Control or the DEP, since they use all sorts
of special precautions with suspected rabid animals.

My dog just has his shots about 6 weeks ago, so I know he's good and
ain't worried about that....



Anyone have any experience with rabid animals?


'Saw
57.143TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHWhitewater&lt;&lt;&lt;Contra (Bush knew)Mon Mar 14 1994 15:094
re: racoon

'taint that why you buyed all them thar guns?  If'n it taint rabid, you cain 
make a mighty tasty stew...
57.144HELIX::MAIEWSKIMon Mar 14 1994 15:195
  Shucks, may be you aught'ah go get the 'ol flint lock, power'er up, and go
shoot you a raccoon. Be mighty tasty what with some carrots, onion, and tadars
cook'en in the same pot. 

  George 
57.1458387::WADESo, what&#039;s on your alleged mind?Mon Mar 14 1994 15:356
    
    	Sounds like rabies to me.  I'd call the authorities and get
    	their opinion.  Don't put it off!  Some kid just might try
    	to pet that racoon...
    
    Claybone
57.146just shoot itCSTEAM::FARLEYMon Mar 14 1994 15:4418
    
    
    	Yabbut I don't like the sounds of that 'saw.  A month ago my
    neighbor's dogs (2) Chesapeak 'trivers, were attacked ~12:00 noon on a
    Sunday.  They were tied up,  and had their shots up to date.  Did you
    know that if a dawg is bitten by a rabies-suspected animal, it has to 
    be put in quarranteen for 3 months!!!!!!
    	My friend couldn't find a place to put them and even if he did, the
    boarding fees 'll kill ya!  Unfortunately, he had to put them to sleep.
    
    	From what I recall, healthy  'coons are nocturnal and rather than
    take the chance, I'd shoot it right away.  This rabies epidemic isn't
    something to fool around with.
    
    I remain,
    here but also having diaper duty when I get home  ;^)
    Kev
    
57.147get a trapSWAM1::MASSEY_VIOuch! Ice burns to the face!Mon Mar 14 1994 19:445
    Call animal control or something and they will set a humane trap for
    it.  Meanwhile, keep your dog in a pen if possible, but with all that
    hair he may be safe.  Who knows?  Don't take chances.
    
    Gin
57.148CAMONE::WAYAiming for pb cookies with fork marksTue Mar 15 1994 08:5421
Yeah, I'm gonna call Animal Control.

I don't want to shoot it if I don't have to, because I know that the
DEP is taking special precautions with them, and if I'm not mistaken,
it makes their job a lot harder if it's head-shot.

I thought I had him dead to rights on my way home from drill last
night, as I got ready to turn into the driveway I saw eyes glowing,
but it was only the barn cat from the farm up the road (who happens
to look a lot like the cat from Pet Semetary....)

So, I'll let AC handle it -- hell, it's what I pay taxes for.

However, should a_emergency arise, I'll peg the thing right between the
eyes with either .357 jhp or .22 long rifle.  I'd rather use the rifle,
as the distance factor is a little bit better, but I've got the Python
dialed in and could probably give that 'coon a new nostril if I wanted
too.....


'Saw
57.149Daylight raccoons should be avoidedCAPNET::LEFEBVREPCBU Product ManagementTue Mar 15 1994 12:4510
    Saw, definitely call the Animal Control officer.  We had a big'n out
    front a month or so ago in broad daylight staggering around in circles.
    When the cruiser pulls in my driveway, the critter starts walking
    *towards* the officer.
    
    After the officer put it down, they brought it in for tests and
    confirmed that it was rabid.  I'm glad we didn't take any chances with
    all the pets and kids in the neighborhood.
    
    Mark.
57.150Lufay you meaney!FRETZ::HEISERimpeach the President and her husbandTue Mar 15 1994 12:481
    
57.151SWAM1::MASSEY_VIOuch! Ice burns to the face!Tue Mar 15 1994 19:426
    'Saw, 
    
    Watch out for that barn cat.  If it's been near your place as has the
    the other animal, it may have been in a fight with it.  
    
    Gin
57.152CAMONE::WAYAiming for pb cookies with fork marksWed Mar 16 1994 08:395
Yeah, I thought of that too.  But I never see the barn cat during the
day, and because Rakkie's in at night, I'm not too worried.....

I'm just gonna put them at the top of my "To Shoot" list, along with
Revenuers and a guy I work with who shall remain nameless......8^)
57.153Use rifles?CAMONE::WAYUn-filtered Camels and Raw BeefWed May 11 1994 11:2034
Question for a little bit o' help......


	I was in a gun shop the other day browsing.  Well, I was looking
	for a belt pack, but that's another story.

	Anyway, this one particular shop had a large selection of used
	rifles and shotguns.  The had at least 6 or 7 used M1s, (the
	rifle, not the carbine).

	The price was pretty good, and the gun is a classic, if a bit
	heavy.  I understand that the only knock on the gun was
	its weight -- imagine storming the beach at Normandy with a 
	gun that heavy?  Blows me away.

	Anyway, the gun store has a 30 day guarantee on used merchandise,	
	and whatever M1 I'd buy I'd take down to the armory and have our
	armorer look over, but I decided it wouldn't hurt to solicit
	a little advice in here too.


	1. Have any of you bought any used rifles?  I know an M1 isn't
	   a hunting rifle, but I'm not looking to hunt, primarily this
	   would be used to qualify for and use on the rifle team.
	   If you were going to purchase a used rifle, what would you look for?

	2. Would you recommend buying used?


	I know the shop is reputable, so that's not a problem, and I know
	they'd make good any problems that I found.......


Any help/thoughts/advice appreciated....
57.154pro used gunsHBAHBA::HAASMaybe too much Goody&#039;s PowderWed May 11 1994 11:3417
I've bought used guns before. Lasted year I bought a used Browning BAR
30-06. It's one of the finest guns that I've ever owned.

The M1 is a good used gun primarily because it very easy to care for. I
don't own one but I've shot 'em. They break down easily and cleanly
making them easy to maintain.

I don't know about the most recent assault gun restrictions but it's my
understanding you caint buy the ones tricked out with bayonetts, anymore.
I went to a gun show right before the bill was passed and everyone was
talking about this being the lasted chance to get the full combat models.

Of course, these are mostly NRA types who apparently spend most of their
waking moments in stark fear that the liberals will take away their
constitutional right to pretend like you're in a militia.

TTom
57.155CAMONE::WAYUn-filtered Camels and Raw BeefWed May 11 1994 11:5956
>I've bought used guns before. Lasted year I bought a used Browning BAR
>30-06. It's one of the finest guns that I've ever owned.

Oh, that was a STUD gun, if it's the one I'm thinking of.  It won't
go full-auto though, right, or do you have a machine gun permit?  8^)



>The M1 is a good used gun primarily because it very easy to care for. I
>don't own one but I've shot 'em. They break down easily and cleanly
>making them easy to maintain.

Yeah, the guys told me that basically you could drop the thing barrel
first into a pile of sh*t, and it would still shoot.

It gets pretty heavy by the end of a match though.  All the guys told
me that too, especially when you fire your standing rounds.


>I don't know about the most recent assault gun restrictions but it's my
>understanding you caint buy the ones tricked out with bayonetts, anymore.
>I went to a gun show right before the bill was passed and everyone was
>talking about this being the lasted chance to get the full combat models.

Connecticut has an assualt rifle ban, but like everything else in this
state it is messed up.  You can't buy an AR-15, but you can buy the
Ruger Mini-14.  Go figure.  If it has a pistol grip, it's an assault
rifle.  There's some other pretty boguy criteria too.

I missed the boat on getting the AR-15 before the ban.  I would have liked
one -- they're light and accurate, and no more deadly than my Ruger .22.
In fact, my Ruger .22 has a higher round capacity.

Personally, I think that the M1 is probably more deadly that the AR-15,
especially is someone knows how to use it.  But I guess the legislature
doesn't think so -- it doesn't have a pistol grip....8^)

As to bayonets, well, hell, you never know when a woodchuck is going to
charge you 8^)....  Seriously, you can always mail order a bayonet.


>Of course, these are mostly NRA types who apparently spend most of their
>waking moments in stark fear that the liberals will take away their
>constitutional right to pretend like you're in a militia.

Well, I don't have to pretend -- I am.  We have bayonets and once a year
I have access to neat things like M-60s and M-16s and stuff like that.
Course, we don't use bayonets for anything 'cept ceremonies...


'Saw


PS  Sometime I'll have to tell you about the wonderful "Guns for Goods"
    program that was so badly mishandled the taxpayers (ie me) have ended up
    bailing it out.  We're all happy about that (NOT)
57.156I'd buy oneHBAHBA::HAASMaybe too much Goody&#039;s PowderWed May 11 1994 12:1018
The BAR is made with a sorta modular type clip apparatus. It has a spring
loaded closure and the clips attach to it for loading. The clips hold 4
shots and you can put one in the chamber. You'd have to be a gunsmith to
re-engineer the whole breech for it to accept a clip large enough to
support a full auto. And yes, it's a cannon. You'd be amazed at the
damage it can do to a budwieser can.

As to the Mini-14, it's one of the examples of how stupid this new law
is. I'm not talking about the various political sides of this issue, just
the bill itself. A Mini-14 is OK with a standard stock. It's not OK with
a pistol grip. Same goes for the flash supressor which is a standard part
but put it on and you got yerself a_assault gun.

But back to the basic question, if'n I could pick up one of them M1s,
used and cheap, I'd do it. Hail, when you run outta ammo you can bludgeon
the beer cans.

TTom
57.157CAMONE::WAYUn-filtered Camels and Raw BeefWed May 11 1994 13:5530
>The BAR is made with a sorta modular type clip apparatus. It has a spring
>loaded closure and the clips attach to it for loading. The clips hold 4
>shots and you can put one in the chamber. You'd have to be a gunsmith to
>re-engineer the whole breech for it to accept a clip large enough to
>support a full auto. And yes, it's a cannon. You'd be amazed at the
>damage it can do to a budwieser can.

Okay, because I know that the WWII vintage BAR could go full-auto,
I believe.  Could be wrong...


>As to the Mini-14, it's one of the examples of how stupid this new law
>is. I'm not talking about the various political sides of this issue, just
>the bill itself. A Mini-14 is OK with a standard stock. It's not OK with
>a pistol grip. Same goes for the flash supressor which is a standard part
>but put it on and you got yerself a_assault gun.

That's what happens when you have well-meaning (in their minds anyway)
yet ignorant bunch of people trying to legislate stuff.


>But back to the basic question, if'n I could pick up one of them M1s,
>used and cheap, I'd do it. Hail, when you run outta ammo you can bludgeon
>the beer cans.

I'm seriously thinking of it.  Hell, I might even put a bayonet on it
and stab me a few of those beer cans....


'Saw
57.158SIG-Sauer P226CAMONE::WAYTry 664/668, Neighborhood of The BeastMon Aug 08 1994 10:1337
Well, last Thursday I picked up what will probably be my last (for a while)
and quickly becoming my favorite, aquisition.

My dealer had been unable to procure one for me, as they were tremendously
backordered through all his distributor's, so I decided to call up a local
retail outlet and see if they had them.  They had two left in stock, so
I picked one up.

I bought a SIG-Sauer P226.  I am very impressed with the quality and
workmanship of this gun.  It came with two 15-round magazines.  This piece
is, last I knew, the issue piece for the FBI Hostage Rescue Team, and I'd
also heard that the Navy SEALS were looking into it.

I was impressed with the fact that SIG-Sauer test fires every gun.  Included
in my owners manual was the 5 shot test firing target, signed and attested
to.

Took it to the range yesterday, and it is, to borrow a phrase from Linda
Richman's Coffee Talk, "like buttah".  

I tended to shoot a little to the right with it, but my brother put 4 of
5 rounds into the 10 ring on his first and only handling of the gun.  
Concentrating more, I had it all in the black by my second magazine.

It field strips very quickly and easily, and is a breeze to clean.


I purchased some Silver Tip Subsonic ammunition (I've heard that with 9mm
there is some possibility of over-penetration and collateral damage) and 
it works nicely in the piece.  I had been a little concerned that the subsonic
might not generate enough force to re-cock, but it worked fine.


If you're interested in a 9mm, I'd highly recommend this particular model...


'Saw
57.159apartment blocks perhaps ?KIRKTN::DWALLACENymphing ManiacMon Aug 08 1994 11:474
    And what do you hunt with a 9mm gun ???
    
    curious
    
57.160CAMONE::WAYTry 664/668, Neighborhood of The BeastMon Aug 08 1994 12:0819
>
>    And what do you hunt with a 9mm gun ???
>    

Humans....8^)


No seriously, I don't hunt.  I have two main interests when it comes
to guns.  I target shoot, which I find very relaxing -- having to focus
and concentrate seems to be a great stress reliever.

And, becuase I'm often times required to be in some dangerous area,
I have a permit to carry, and often do.

I don't hunt animals, other than with a 35mm camera....

    

'Saw
57.161HELIX::MAIEWSKIMon Aug 08 1994 12:2412
RE   <<< Note 57.160 by CAMONE::WAY "Try 664/668, Neighborhood of The Beast" >>>

>And, because I'm often times required to be in some dangerous area,
>I have a permit to carry, and often do.

  You wouldn't be referring to this notes file would you?

   3---+
   :*O}+
   3---+

  George
57.162CAMONE::WAYTry 664/668, Neighborhood of The BeastMon Aug 08 1994 12:3413
>
>  You wouldn't be referring to this notes file would you?
>


Uh, yeah, that's the ticket....8^)

No, actually, on numerous occasions I have to venture into areas down
here in CT that are downright scary.  But then a lot of folks from Mass.
would say that ALL of Ct is downright scary 8^) 8^) 8^)


'Saw
57.163Guns is for sojirsKIRKTN::DWALLACENymphing ManiacMon Aug 08 1994 14:452
    I've been to the US once and say it's ALL scary ! ESPECIALLY Boston.
    Davie.
57.164CAMONE::WAYTry 664/668, Neighborhood of The BeastMon Aug 08 1994 15:0919
>                            -< Guns is for sojirs >-

Yeah, I've got that reason too... of sorts.


>    I've been to the US once and say it's ALL scary ! ESPECIALLY Boston.
>    Davie.

Next time you come, let me know.  You can pop down and we'll drink beer
in my back yard while we do up some steaks on the grill.   All utterly
un-scary.

Scariest thing is the neighbor's wife -- if you look her directly
in the face you might turn to stone.....


'Saw


57.165BTW sojirs means soldiersMASALA::DWALLACENymphing ManiacTue Aug 09 1994 12:225
    'Saw,
         might do that. Only thing is that if yer beer's warm. Ah'll blow
    yah goddam bollocks cleen off boah !
    
    Davie.
57.166FRETZ::HEISERMaranatha!Tue Aug 09 1994 13:152
    On Friday and Saturday nights, Arizonans sport 9mm's when going out on
    the town.  Sort of a status symbol for men that don't wear pearls.
57.167CAMONE::WAYHueys are way cool...SirMon Aug 15 1994 10:0923
>    'Saw,
>         might do that. Only thing is that if yer beer's warm. Ah'll blow
>    yah goddam bollocks cleen off boah !
    
I'll have to sit on my kevlar then.....(Just a reference to a sojir's trick
when on air-assault missions)....

Nope, don't like warm beer.  Some beer should be served a cellar temperature,
which is okay by me, but I don't like warm beer....


Drank quite a bit of scotch this week, but the best I could get was Dewars..8^(



re 9mm.....

I like the SIG.  It's quality through and through.   I have to get with
my friend the cop and try her Glock sometime though -- we're gonna see which
we think is better (I'm betting on the SIG naturally)


'Saw
57.168CAM3::WAYTell my friend boy, Willie BrownFri Aug 19 1994 12:2920
Question for anyone that might know:


	I've seen lots of shooting glasses with different colored lenses.

	Mine are yellow, and I like them just fine. I mean, they protect
	my eyes, and I can see the target and all -- that's cool.

	But I've seen lenses that are tinted lighter shades of red and
	seen some that are variations of grey.


What gives?  Is it just personal preferance, or are they for different
conditions?

Right now I shoot indoors, but chances are that pretty soon I'll be
doing a lot of outdoor shooting too, and I was wondering.....


'Saw
57.169sign me upHBAHBA::HAASSorry, wrong species.Fri Aug 19 1994 12:496
>Right now I shoot indoors, but chances are that pretty soon I'll be

Saw, you found a_indoor range that will let you drink beer and shoot at
the empties?

TTom
57.170LEDS::AMBERSONFri Aug 19 1994 13:2314
    'Saw
    
       Shooting glasses come in different colors for different
    applications.  Yellow glasses are for shooting in low light conditions
    such as dusk, or indoors.  Vermillion (rose) are for shooting the
    orange clay pigeons.  The rose lenses make the targets stick out
    better.  Other lenses have "blue blockers" for people that are
    sensitive to the sun.  Then you've got regular green glasses which are
    for bright days.  All these different colors come in many shades or
    variations.
    
    Jeff
     
       
57.171CAMONE::WAYTell my friend boy, Willie BrownFri Aug 19 1994 14:1317
>
>Saw, you found a_indoor range that will let you drink beer and shoot at
>the empties?
>


I wish.  8^)

Nope, my indoor range is very strict, but I like it that way.  When I'm
on the firing line I never worry about myself -- I've shot with enough
ex-military types that I know if you point the muzzle ANYWHERE but down
range you're libel to be severely beaten about the haid...8^)

But I do worry sometimes about the other folks on the line.  I've never seen
anything that would cause me worry, but you know there's always at least
one bozo in any crowd.  That's why I like the range I go to -- they're
strict....
57.172CAMONE::WAYTell my friend boy, Willie BrownFri Aug 19 1994 14:1411
>    sensitive to the sun.  Then you've got regular green glasses which are
>    for bright days.  All these different colors come in many shades or
>    variations.
    
Thanks Jeff.  I didn't know that -- especially the part about the red
lenses, that's really interesting....


'Saw     
       

57.173CSC32::GAULKEFri Aug 19 1994 14:157
    
     re: hunting glasses..
    
     I keep different colored glasses on my terminal, and
    change them according to which note I'm in..
    
    
57.174GotchaBSS::MENDEZFri Aug 19 1994 14:254
    Hey Steven
    
    I bet you really like those orange and blue ones the best!!!!

57.175LOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsMon Oct 03 1994 13:356
    
    	A final score in from this past weekend:
    
    			Claybone 6
    
    			Ducks    5
57.17624661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingMon Oct 03 1994 13:506
    Hunting season 1
    Lufay 	   0
    
    Spending nearly all of November in the Far East :^(.
    
    Mark.
57.177WMOIS::REEVE_CMon Oct 03 1994 14:243
    >Ducks    5
    
    Does this mean you got shot five times by a duck?
57.178SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Oct 03 1994 14:278
|    >Ducks    5
    
|    Does this mean you got shot five times by a duck?

Oh, I thought it meant that he went hunting with a bunch of guys who 
play hokey in Anaheim.

=Bob=
57.179LOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsMon Oct 03 1994 15:162
    
    	Yes....
57.180Hen shootersOLD1S::CADZILLA2How Unkind, Arrested for flying while blindMon Oct 03 1994 15:418
    
    
    Clayboy
    
    Don't that just quack you up! 
    
    
    You  know who
57.181HANNAH::ASHEI feeel so good...Mon Oct 03 1994 15:462
    Let him beak his mind...
    
57.182SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Oct 03 1994 15:493
|    Let him beak his mind...

He'd just duck the question...
57.18324661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingMon Oct 03 1994 15:523
    This is getting pretty fowl.
    
    Mark.
57.184FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingMon Oct 03 1994 17:271
    do ducks taste like chicken too?
57.185CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sTue Oct 04 1994 10:206
>
>    do ducks taste like chicken too?
>

Nope.  They taste like rattlesnake.....

57.186LOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsTue Oct 04 1994 10:589
    
    	Rollin' 'Saw!
    
    	I forgot to mention one other score from my huntin' trip:
    
    			Bee	1
    			My son  0
    
    Claybone
57.187CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sTue Oct 04 1994 14:2613
>    	Rollin' 'Saw!
>    
>    	I forgot to mention one other score from my huntin' trip:
>    
>    			Bee	1
>    			My son  0
>    


Bees are good eatin....  Too bad lil' Clay wasn't quick enough with the
swatter -- he coulda had hisself a snack....

8^)
57.188hollered like he'd been shotLOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsTue Oct 04 1994 15:315
    
    	Let me 'splain a little further, that bee left a welt on the
    	back of my son's neck!
    
    Claybone
57.189CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sTue Oct 04 1994 15:4117
>                       -< hollered like he'd been shot >-
>
>    
>    	Let me 'splain a little further, that bee left a welt on the
>    	back of my son's neck!
>    


Well, in that case, that bee DESERVED swattin', and lil' Clay (no matter
what his name is, I like the way lil' Clay sounds.....) could've soothed
his achin' neck by eatin' the critter that got him....


Hope you had a little aloe wif ya.....


'Saw
57.19024661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingTue Oct 04 1994 16:023
    Wad, when does Junior start shootin' "clay" pigeons?
    
    Mark.
57.191Yes, there's more than one of us!LOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsTue Oct 04 1994 16:034
    
    	Clay Troy Wade II is his name.  I call him Mach II for short...  
    
    Claybone
57.192LOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsTue Oct 04 1994 16:053
    
    	Not for a while there LuFay, he's still plinking at pop cans
    	with the Red Ryder....
57.193CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sTue Oct 04 1994 16:076
>    	with the Red Ryder....

COOL!!!!!

Lil' Clay wif his Red Ryder....  It just don't get any better.....

57.194Meat Tenderizer is good on bee stings25022::BREENTue Oct 04 1994 16:341
    
57.195Made him forget about the sting anyway!LOCK::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsTue Oct 04 1994 17:532
    
    	I just spit a little tabacky juice on it....
57.196FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Oct 05 1994 13:291
    ...but rattlers taste like chicken too.
57.197HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Oct 05 1994 13:505
  Anyone know what chicken tastes like?

  Seems you'd always get a mouth full of feathers.

  George
57.198closer to porkOLD1S::CADZILLA2How Unkind, Arrested for flying while blindWed Oct 05 1994 16:224
    
    
    	I've eaten rattlesnake and it did not taste anything like chicken,
    fried or otherwise.
57.199Unbelievable. We hunt to live? NOT!!!!!!!WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Thu Oct 06 1994 10:5944
            <<< DOGS::SYS$SYSDEVICE:[NOTES$LIBRARY]CANINE.NOTE;1 >>>
                                  -< CANINE >-
================================================================================
Note 1656.0                        "SAD STORY"                         5 replies
SALEM::DILLON_D                                      38 lines   5-OCT-1994 13:33
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well folks, it's that time of the year again. Every year you hear the same 
hunting horror stories, only this time it happened to us. It was 5:30 PM, Aug. 
28th, supper time in Hudson, NH, and my husband went to bring our 14 month
old puppy inside to eat. We keep her in a pen, outside when we're not home.
As he always does, he opened the gate to let her out to relieve herself
before putting her on the leash. She either heard something, (he didn't),
or picked up a scent, because she went into the wooded part of our backyard.
My husband figured it was just a squirrel, she loves chasing them. Before he
could turn around and recall her, a young, heavy set man shot her with his
hunting arrow. When he heard the dog yelp, he ran to the edge of our yard
and saw him, and the man said, "The dog was coming at me, I have a right"!
My husband was in shock! At first he said it didn't register. Brandy never
barked or growled at this person. This "hunter" was in our backyard! He was
about 50 feet from our house! The "hunter" then took another arrow out and
reloaded his bow! This is where my husband grabbed Brandy and ran! She had two
large holes from the arrow in her rear leg, she was bleeding profusely. My
husband preceded quickly to get her to the Vet's, he yelled to me in the
house call the Police Brandy has been shot with an arrow. She spent two
hours on the operating table because this "hunter" thinks he "has a right".
Brandy is now home and it will probably take 6 - 8 weeks for her to heal.
 
Unfortunately, the "hunter" drove away in an older model, four door black car.
We have not been able to find the arrow, even with a metal detector. We  
notified the police and Fish & Game.

We're looking for this person and the police will follow up on all leads we 
give them. If you would like more information, please feel free to contact me 
off line.

regards,

Diane
Salem::Dillon_D
DTN: 285-3248



57.20024661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingThu Oct 06 1994 11:373
    Please read the replies to that note before you fly off the handle.
    
    Mark.
57.201So?????????????????WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Thu Oct 06 1994 11:555
    
    
          I read the replies?
    
    Chap
57.202CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sThu Oct 06 1994 13:3424
You can't condemn all hunters on the basis of one person who apparently
was unsafe.  (I'd like to see if there was another side to this story
too -- the person who started writing sounded like she's had lots of problems
before and how does that color the story).

But, even if the hunter was unsafe, it's no different than many other things
out there.  There are ALWAYS going to be people who, through either
ignorance or negligence, are unsafe.

I almost got killed fighting a fire one day because a new rookie behind
me did something unsafe.  I've seen people playing golf in lightning storms
which is pretty unsafe.  Hell, people who go to Yankee Stadium are doing
something unsafe 8^)


For every hunter who is as (apparently) stupid as this one was -- though
keep in mind we don't know the other side of the story -- there are ten
who hunt safely and responsibly....


And that's from a non-hunter......


'Saw
57.203and now for Chappy's oxGENRAL::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsFri Oct 07 1994 10:419
    
    Chappy,
    
    	I saw a guy get the snot beat out of him at a Raider game one
    	time.  On national TV no less.  The Raiders attract a criminal
    	element for fans.  They should be banned from playing football
    	and nobody should be allowed to root for them.
    
    Claybone
57.204CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sFri Oct 07 1994 11:1726
Personally, I feel it's an epidemic we're facing, of irresponsible people.

I was talking about this with my honey last night, as she was telling
me some guy almost killed her on the highway when he ignored a yield sign.
She had no where to go (the lane to her left was full).


So many people these days either just don't care, or feel their entitled
to something, or what I don't know.  But they don't realize that their
actions affect not only themselves but others too.

Hell, last night, I saw a guy in New Haven, with two little kids, one
in each hand, just step out into traffic without even looking.  I mean,
okay, you wanna do that to yourself, fine, we could always use one less
a__hole in the world.  But the guy had his two KIDS with him.  Man, that's
stupid!

To be honest, the hunter with arrow and the poor bleeding puppy dog story
bothers me less than that jerk last night with his kids....



Sorry, guess I got carried away there.....


'Saw
57.205Hey god could you give deer guns?WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Fri Oct 07 1994 11:269
    
    
        ClayboneHEAD,
    
    
            What does that have to do with some stupid F$#@ing hunter
    shooting a Dog with his little Bow and arrow? Take it to note 46. :-)
    
    Chappy
57.20624661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingFri Oct 07 1994 11:3320
    Chappy, we'll explain this slowly, so even YOU can understand.
    
    You:
    
    1. Some slob shoots a dog.
    2. This slob happened to be hunting.
    3. All hunters are slobs.
    4. Therefore, hunting should be banned.
    
    Clay:
    
    1. Some guy gets beat up at a Raider game.
    2. This buy happens to be a Raider fan.
    3. All Raider fans are criminals.
    4. Raiders fans should be banned from attending football games.
    
    Clear?
    
    Mark.
    
57.207Generalizations........WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Fri Oct 07 1994 11:4319
    
    
    Glad you cleared that up for me Lufeyyyy.
    
          But 1. Some Slob shot a dog?
              2. This slob was hunting?
              3. Most hunters should have to be able to read, and be
    prouder of their HS diploma than their NRA certificate.
              4. ALL Hunters should be more responsible!
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
             1 The guy got beat up at a Raider game?
             2 I saw two guys kissing at a 9er game
             3 Yankee Stadium is in the Bronx.
             4 Total World Championships in Boston in the past 20 years is
                3.    (Celtics should be reclassified)
    
       Moral of the story is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
    
                                                      Chap
57.208GENRAL::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsFri Oct 07 1994 11:462
    
    	Thank you Mark.
57.209SOLANA::MAY_BRQUIET--case study in progressFri Oct 07 1994 13:3122
   > You:        
    
   > 1. Some slob shoots a dog.    
   > 2. This slob happened to be hunting.    
   > 3. All hunters are slobs.    
   > 4. Therefore, hunting should be banned.        
    
   > Clay:
            
   > 1. Some guy gets beat up at a Raider game.    
   > 2. This buy happens to be a Raider fan.    
   > 3. All Raider fans are criminals.    
   > 4. Raiders fans should be banned from attending football games.
    
There is a difference, Mark, Clay (and 'saw's golf line of reasoning).
    
    The dog was out in his back yard, minding his own business.  The Raider
    made a conscious decision to go to a Raider game.  However stupid that
    decision was, he made it knowing the consequences.  The dog didn't have
    that opportunity.
    
    brews  
57.210HELIX::MAIEWSKIFri Oct 07 1994 13:458
RE      <<< Note 57.209 by SOLANA::MAY_BR "QUIET--case study in progress" >>>

>    The dog was out in his back yard, minding his own business.  The Raider
>    made a conscious decision to go to a Raider game.  

  Is this why Raiders fans always act a little strange around fire hydrants?

  George
57.211CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sFri Oct 07 1994 14:546
Hey, wait a minute.... could that hunter have been




		REK???????
57.212PTOS02::JACOBRBack among the livingFri Oct 07 1994 16:4216
    
    >>      But 1. Some Slob shot a dog?
    >>          2. This slob was hunting?
    >>          3. Most hunters should have to be able to read, and be
    >>prouder of their HS diploma than their NRA certificate.
    >>          4. ALL Hunters should be more responsible!
    >>  ------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    One addition to that list, the Hunter should have to abstain from
    consumption of the massive quantities of alcoholic beverages that are
    considered a "right" of the hunting weekend by many.  No wonder they
    have to dress up like a traffic cone to avoid getting shot by their
    buddies.
    
    JaKe
    
57.21324661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingFri Oct 07 1994 16:443
    Reading The Enquirer again, Jake?
    
    Mark.
57.214PTOS02::JACOBRBack among the livingFri Oct 07 1994 16:4712
    No, I used to hunt, and I know many many peoples that go hunting, and
    fer most, one of the pickups is packed wif beerski and some harder
    stuff, and one group of "people" I know, who have a 3 hour drive to
    their camp, will not pass any bar on the way without stopping in for at
    least one beer.  There have been 2 DUI's in the lasted 5 years amongst
    this group just from the trip to the camp.
    
    I also had a friend killed in the woods by a drunken asshole wif a
    30.06.
    
    JaKe
    
57.21524661::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingFri Oct 07 1994 16:5615
    Could it be more of a comment PA hunting?
    
    I've been hunting for 20 years, my Dad nearly 40.  We've hunted in
    Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine and Mass.  I've hunted with over 100
    acquaintances.  I have met dozens of hunters through Digital notes
    files, many of which I've been afield with.
    
    Not one, I repeat - NONE, have ever been with me under the influence
    of alcohol while hunting.  So where are all these stiffs?
    
    So while there are idiots that go hunting under the influence, it has
    been my experience that they are rare.  You're more likely to see some
    stiff behind the wheel on your way home from work today.
    
    Mark.
57.216PTOS02::JACOBRBack among the livingFri Oct 07 1994 17:0214
    I'm not saying that the woods are FULL of drunken hunters, although
    there are those that go into the woods altered.  The other end of
    things is that there are many who go into the woods with mean
    hangovers and are probably not in the best shape to make a judgement
    between a rock and a hard place, much less deciding whether to fire
    their weapon.
    
    Personally, I haven't hunted in quite some time, but I wouldn't,. and I
    stress wouldn't, go into the woods hunting with someone who was
    shitfaced or hung over horribly, probably would try and keep them from
    endangering others, too.
    
    JaKe
    
57.217But Luf, keep them blinders on...WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Fri Oct 07 1994 17:0215
    
    
        My three Uncles all hunt. They go with about 6 other guys up to
    Vermont. They consume about 10 cases of beer and 3 or 4 bottles of
    either Yukon or Wild Turkey, BUT THEY SAY IT"S TO KEEP EM WARM.
    
    
     A couple Friends from Digital all drink when they go out. Matter of fact
    one chased a deer across a back yard with a knife after it hit the deer
    with his car. A little girl saw the bloody deer trying to run awat
    through her yard. Thank god she didn't see what happened when he caught
    the deer.
    
    
    Chap
57.218CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sFri Oct 07 1994 17:0312
While I agree with Mark that most hunters I've run into (and remember
I don't hunt, so I've usually encountered them hiking or like that)
are responsible hunters, I have heard stories of irresponsible people hunting.

While I don't hunt (it's just not my thing) I don't mind hunters, especially
the responsible one.

I do own and use guns (handguns primarily, but rifles too) and the one
golden rule is never drink when you're going to be near or handling a firearm.


'Saw
57.219CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sFri Oct 07 1994 17:0517
>    
>     A couple Friends from Digital all drink when they go out. Matter of fact
>    one chased a deer across a back yard with a knife after it hit the deer
>    with his car. A little girl saw the bloody deer trying to run awat
>    through her yard. Thank god she didn't see what happened when he caught
>    the deer.
>    
    
Maybe it would have done her good to see someone putting away a wounded
animal, rather than just letting it go.

I had a cousin who trailed a deer for 10 miles one afternoon (well, 10
by dead reckoning, we didn't measure) to finish it off, rather than wonder
if it was wandering around wounded.


'Saw
57.220Easier to conceal, tooPTOS02::JACOBRBack among the livingFri Oct 07 1994 17:069
    
    
>>I do own and use guns (handguns primarily, but rifles too) and the one
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    handguns are easier to use in convenience stores, huh Saw????
    
    JaKe
    
57.221MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Fri Oct 07 1994 17:108
    
>> Maybe it would have done her good to see someone putting away a wounded
>> animal, rather than just letting it go.

    I agree. I think it would have been therapeutic for her to see someone
    slitting Bambi's throat and disembowling the harmless little forest 
    creature.
    
57.222Not to mention the tree branch he used........WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Fri Oct 07 1994 17:1312
    
    
        Especially after he slit the Deer's throat it still wanted to fight
    and he had to use a belt to pull back on the deer's head till it
    stopped fighting.
    
        Yeah real good for her to see.
    
    
    Chap
    
    
57.223FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingFri Oct 07 1994 17:263
    >    I've been hunting for 20 years, my Dad nearly 40.  We've hunted in
    
    you should take a rest, you must be exhausted!
57.224(8^)*PTOS02::JACOBRShe likes Andy, She likes Elvis.....Fri Oct 07 1994 17:2610
    
    
    >>					disembowling the harmless little forest 
    >>creature.                  
    
    'specially if he was a "real man" and ate the thang's heart, hot and
    raw, like I've HEARD is a macho duck thang.
    
    JaKe
    
57.225huh huh blood is cool huhFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingFri Oct 07 1994 17:286
>    I agree. I think it would have been therapeutic for her to see someone
>    slitting Bambi's throat and disembowling the harmless little forest 
>    creature.
    
    Especially an OJ cut down to the bone where you could pull its head
    off.
57.226MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Fri Oct 07 1994 17:397
 >> 'specially if he was a "real man" and ate the thang's heart, hot and
 >> raw, like I've HEARD is a macho duck thang.
                                    ^^^^
    
    Yeah, them ducks just ooze testosterone.    
    
    
57.227SALEM::DODAKing of painFri Oct 07 1994 18:323
Can we rename this the Gunphobe knee-jerk note?

daryll
57.228PTOS02::JACOBRShe likes Andy, She likes Elvis.....Fri Oct 07 1994 18:5437
    
>>Can we rename this the Gunphobe knee-jerk note?
    
    If yer referring to me, DO ME!!!!
    
    I ain't against anyone owning or discharging or doing whatever they
    want wif guns, I go shooting wif my father in law 4 or 5 times a year,
    what I am against is the drunken assholes that go into the woods and
    act irresponsibly, and I know a few peoples that don't hesitate to tell
    you their "war stories" and a few who tend to brag about the time they
    "went hunting drunk as a skunk."
    
    I mentioned a freind who got killed by a drunk brandishing a 30.06. 
    Here's the scoop.  About 7 years ago, he went hunting with his father,
    father-in-law, and 14(or was it 16)year old son, who was hunting deer for 
    his first time(the kid, that is).  Well, they stopped in a clearing to
    eat and just take a breather, and even though they're all decked out in
    hunting orange suits/hats/everything, this drunk puts a bullet just
    above John's left ear, and the right side of his haid exits all over
    the kid.  
    
    This kid has been thru a lot of mental problems since then, and has
    finally got his life together, but still is haunted by his dad getting
    blown away less than 3 feet from him.
    
    The drunk spent 6 months in the slammer and is now free as a bird, and
    probably doesn't think twice about it, while this kid has the scene
    permanently etched in his haid, and always will.
    
    I think anyone caught hunting while drunk should have the barrell of
    his gun shoved up his a$$ and the trigger pulled until the weapon is
    emptied.
    
    JMNSHO
    
    JaKe
    
57.229SALEM::DODAKing of painFri Oct 07 1994 19:0617
No I wasn't referring to you specifically. I do not hunt. I never 
have. I have no intention to ever hunt. I do have friends and 
relatives that hunt. They do not drink before or during the day 
they are out. 

What I'm seeing here is folks who are making generalization a new 
artform. Some know people who get stinkin drunk before they go 
out. That proves nothing more than the people you know are 
morons. Period.

Many more people go out and get falling down drunk and then get 
behind a wheel. Therefore everyone does it right?

The majority of hunters out there are safety conscious, 
law-abiding citizens. Those are the facts.

daryll
57.23024661::LEFEBVREGrateful Dead roolz!Mon Oct 10 1994 08:286
    Jake, one of my best friends from college was killed by a drunk driver.
    Drunk drivers often boast of how much liquor they can hold.  
    
    What's your point?
    
    Mark.
57.231CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sMon Oct 10 1994 09:5348
Jake,

I don't hit convenience stores -- I prefer fast food restaurants and video
stores, that way I can either eat or browse for the latest release while
I'm holding the joint up.

Some handguns are easily concealable, some are not.

I don't know what the law is in Pennsylvania, but in CT, if you have a pistol
permit, you must carry the weapon concealed.  If it is not concealed, or
if you haven't concealed it very well, you're subject to a harrassment charge
at the very least.  

For example, you've got a sweater on and you've got a little Browning .380
in a belt holster.  You're in 7-11 and you reach up to the top shelf to
get some Cheez-Its.  Your sweater rides up and a little old lady sees your
gun.  Unbeknownst to you, she calls the cops.  You have your valid permit,
but the cop does take you aside and tell you that you could get into trouble
for what just happened.

So, in CT, concealed means concealed.  I have several ways of carrying my
guns, if I'm carrying.  If I'm going to the range, I have a "range bag"
which contains my ammo and places for several pistols, magazines etc.


CT just pulled a fast one on us LACs (Law-Abiding Citizens).  Used to be
if you had a concealed weapons permit, you could buy a gun and leave the
store with it that day.  Since 1 October, the gun dealer has to verify your
permit with the State Police Weapons Unit (they are the ones who handle that
stuff).

Only problem is that the weapons unit is undermanned, a total paper
organization (no computerization yet) and the line is always busy.  They've
lost a $25 check I sent them, and it's been a bitch trying to get in touch
with them (phone or mail) to work the problem out.   Not good.


As to putting down the deer with a knife -- if you take the knee-jerk out
of it, and you look at it objectively, slitting an animals throat is probably
one of the most humane ways (save for a round through the brain) to put
it down.   Butchers have known that for centuries, as did the Jews at
Masada....


'Saw



57.232METSNY::francusThere is no joy in MudvilleMon Oct 10 1994 12:286
re: wait period for gun

I'm pretty sure that is part of the Brady bill, Feds, not state.

The Crazy Met

57.233CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sMon Oct 10 1994 12:4728
>re: wait period for gun
>
>I'm pretty sure that is part of the Brady bill, Feds, not state.
>
>The Crazy Met


No, it's not.  Despite the Brady Bill, in CT, if you have a pistol permit,
prior to 1-Oct you could leave the store with the gun.  I know, I bought one
in August.  8^)

CT has had a two-week waiting period for people who didn't have a permit for
a number of years, ostensibly so that a background check could be performed.

I guess the rationale was that if you passed the check to get a permit, they
were not going to have you wait for another check.


My only gripe with this new "validation" is that they are not set up to
quickly and efficiently do it.   You cannot get through to them on a phone
line, and their system is not computerized.  If it were, terminals could
be set up in places like Sports Authority, or Hoffman's Gun Center, and
a computerized check (similar to a credit card authorization I'd think)
could be performed....

'Saw


57.234MSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shove!Mon Oct 10 1994 12:5210
    
    >> As to putting down the deer with a knife -- if you take the knee-jerk 
    >> out of it, and you look at it objectively, slitting an animals throat 
    >> is probably one of the most humane ways (save for a round through the 
    >> brain) to put it down.   

       Neutering pets is pretty humane but I don't think that I'd want a
       six year old girl witnessing that either.

    
57.235CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sMon Oct 10 1994 13:0232
>
>       Neutering pets is pretty humane but I don't think that I'd want a
>       six year old girl witnessing that either.
>

Depends on how its done.  I've seen what they do to bulls and believe me,
it's nothing *I'd* want to watch again.  8^)


I know what you're saying, but I guess I'm just giving the guy the benefit
of the doubt.


btw, down here if you hit a deer and it's still alive, you're supposed to
call the Game Warden.   If you hit a deer and kill it, you're supposed to
callthe Game Warden.  Then, supposedly, you have a choice.  If the deer
damaged your car, you can make an insurance claim but cannot have the
deer.  The deer is turned over to the prison system, I believe, for
meat.   If you choose to keep the deer, you can't make the insurance claim
on your car.   It's pretty bizarre.

I've been lucky.  The times I've had deer run in front of me, I've had
plenty of notice.  I usually stop in time, turn off the headlights leaving
the parking lights on.  I've seen whole "families" of deer -- doe and fawns
or yearlings or whatever they call them -- walk across the road in front
of me.  Course, I'm usually on some backroad out here when that happens.
It's such a pretty sight.


'Saw
    

57.236SOLANA::MAY_BRQUIET--case study in progressMon Oct 10 1994 13:2912
    
    I almost ran into an elk with my motorhome when I was fishing weekend
    before last.  Stupid thing just stood there, and I'm trying to keep on
    the road and off the elk.  It was a nice sized one too, I coulda fed
    everyone in here for weeks.  
    
    
    Anyone ever see how they cut the tails off of puppies?  THAT is cruel. 
    Poor little things just got there eyes opened and ain't sure WHAT it was
    that just got twisted off of them.
    
    brews
57.237Does the deer file a claim before or after going to jail?EDWIN::WAUGAMANMon Oct 10 1994 14:0914
    
> btw, down here if you hit a deer and it's still alive, you're supposed to
> call the Game Warden.   If you hit a deer and kill it, you're supposed to
> callthe Game Warden.  Then, supposedly, you have a choice.  If the deer
> damaged your car, you can make an insurance claim but cannot have the
> deer.  The deer is turned over to the prison system, I believe, for
> meat.   If you choose to keep the deer, you can't make the insurance claim
> on your car.   It's pretty bizarre.
    
    And we're supposed to believe that Connecticut is an all-around decent
    place to live?  ;-)
    
    glenn
    
57.238CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sMon Oct 10 1994 14:2827
>    And we're supposed to believe that Connecticut is an all-around decent
>    place to live?  ;-)
    
Unless you're a deer it is....

There's been quite a controversy lately over game management relating to
deer.

Seems that there is an overpopulation of deer, and they want to open the
hunting up a bit more -- more deer are starving and more orchards are
being "raided", but there's a faction that doesn't want to do that.

There's not exactly a surplus of a deer's natural predators down here, so
it would seem hunting is the only other way to manage the population size,
save for starvation....



re puppies:

	Why would anyone want to take a dog's tail off?
	Is it for like dog-showing or something?  Seems pretty mean....



'Saw    

57.239SCOONE::MCCULLOUGHHakuna Matata - means no worries...Mon Oct 10 1994 14:339
re: deer

Is this the season when deer heards are at their biggest?

I've seen deer in the most unusual places the past couple
of weeks.  Once right by an exit on rt. 495 in Westford,
and once in some pretty shallow woods I run in.

=Bob=
57.240CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sMon Oct 10 1994 14:4116
>
>Is this the season when deer heards are at their biggest?
>

Not sure.  I don't know much about how they mate and stuff.  I know that
they usually have their babies in the spring, I think.

>I've seen deer in the most unusual places the past couple
>of weeks.  Once right by an exit on rt. 495 in Westford,
>and once in some pretty shallow woods I run in.

About six weeks ago the dog and I scared up a buck while we were out walking
through a new housing development area up the street.

Deer are smart critters and don't come out much around hunting season.
I don't know when the season starts around here, not being a hunter....
57.241PTOS02::JACOBRShe likes Andy, She likes Elvis.....Mon Oct 10 1994 16:276
    Where I started from with my point is in .212.
    
    I never said ALL HUNTERS ARE DRUNKS.
    
    JaKe
    
57.242Is there a Jesuit in the house?25022::BREENMon Oct 10 1994 18:120
57.243Of course these accidents are more STUPIDITY then DRUNKsMR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSTue Oct 11 1994 16:2631
    My wife's family are ALL HUNTERs,they hunt everything everywhere and
    when there not hunting there fishing (BASS, the only real fishing)..
    
    But lets think about this, my father in law is in a lull he hasnd
    landed a dear for 7 years now (Dry Spell) he calls is.  So here's a guy
    how gets up everyday during the hunting season (NO HUNTING ON SUNDAYS)
    at 4am to get ready for first light (cant go into the woods when its 
    dark can you ?) stays in there until he goes to work then comes out of
    work goes hunting until dark, then all day on saturday... 
    
    Now lets think about what he does, sometime's he sits in a tree stand
    ALL DAY, sometimes he wonders thru the woods, and this whole time he
    has some sort of loaded weapon ???
    
    I think all hunters need to GET A LIFE :-) No wonder there are so many
    accidents, these guys have to be bored stiff, they see something move
    and they shoot it.
    
    Seems like every year somewhere in New England there is a hunting
    related death and im sure there are many unreported injuries (My father
    in law was had some buck shot in his leg from an accidental discharge).
    
    I think its dennis leary (ON HBO) who jokes about the NRA's bumper
    stickers. "Youll get my gun when you pry it from my dead bodies hand"
    Ok whatever :-)
    
    Go to any Liquor store in Vermont/NH/Maine and ask them how much there
    sales go up during Hunting season, and then tell me that most hunters
    dont DRINK when they hunt...
    
    								mab
57.244CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sTue Oct 11 1994 17:2785
>         -< Of course these accidents are more STUPIDITY then DRUNKs >-

Good think you don't hunt then, Mab....


>    My wife's family are ALL HUNTERs,they hunt everything everywhere and
>    when there not hunting there fishing (BASS, the only real fishing)..

So what's wrong with that?  Maybe they enjoy it.  

I can think of many a fine, relaxing hour spent on the bank of a pond, 
worm on hook, hook thrown in the water, sitting back against a tree, feeling
the sunlight, listening to the water....  I could honestly care less if
a fish bites that hook, and most times, unless it's a nice trout, I toss
it back anyway....

    
>    But lets think about this, my father in law is in a lull he hasnd
>    landed a dear for 7 years now (Dry Spell) he calls is.  So here's a guy
>    how gets up everyday during the hunting season (NO HUNTING ON SUNDAYS)
>    at 4am to get ready for first light (cant go into the woods when its 
>    dark can you ?) stays in there until he goes to work then comes out of
>    work goes hunting until dark, then all day on saturday... 

Well, he likes to hunt -- what's wrong with that?

You can't hunt before first light -- that's game laws.

    
>    Now lets think about what he does, sometime's he sits in a tree stand
>    ALL DAY, sometimes he wonders thru the woods, and this whole time he
>    has some sort of loaded weapon ???

I don't hunt, but my cousins do.  The way they hunt, they put one guy
in the stand, and the other two drive games towards it.  

And yeah, if you're hunting, you usually have a loaded weapon -- even if
it is just a camera.   If you're walking through the woods with an unloaded
weapon, it's more like hiking, not hunting.

btw, how does he "wonder through" the woods?  Is that like some kind
of existential, paranormal thing he does with his mind?

    
>    I think all hunters need to GET A LIFE :-) No wonder there are so many
>    accidents, these guys have to be bored stiff, they see something move
>    and they shoot it.

They have a life.  They enjoy being in the woods and hunting game.   Me,
I just enjoy being in the woods, especially this time of year.  I don't
like to hunt.


>    Seems like every year somewhere in New England there is a hunting
>    related death and im sure there are many unreported injuries (My father
>    in law was had some buck shot in his leg from an accidental discharge).

Depends Undergarments work well for accidental discharge.

    
>    I think its dennis leary (ON HBO) who jokes about the NRA's bumper
>    stickers. "Youll get my gun when you pry it from my dead bodies hand"
>    Ok whatever :-)

That's right.  But it goes like this

	You can take my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.


>    Go to any Liquor store in Vermont/NH/Maine and ask them how much there
>    sales go up during Hunting season, and then tell me that most hunters
>    dont DRINK when they hunt...
    
Of course, the fact that hunting season is a colder time of year, when there
is less outdoor activity and things slow down, in exceedingly rural
areas where there can tend to be alcohol problems to begin with, wouldn't
have anything to do with that fact, right?

Nope, it's all them drunk hunters who're out there right now, maybe outside
your backyard in, where is it, Athol?, waiting to shoot your son or your
daughter if they're wearing anything other than International Orange....


Sheesh, wait'll I do my research and publish my paper on drunk NBA fans
who worship Mikey Air_Nathan Detroit Jordan......
57.245SALEM::DODAKing of painTue Oct 11 1994 18:5019
                 <<< Note 57.243 by MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKS >>>
         -< Of course these accidents are more STUPIDITY then DRUNKs >-

  >  Seems like every year somewhere in New England there is a hunting
  >  related death

     Seems that everyday somewhere in New England there is a 
     drunk driving related death....
 
  >  Go to any Liquor store in Vermont/NH/Maine and ask them how much there
  >  sales go up during Hunting season, and then tell me that most hunters
  >  dont DRINK when they hunt...
   
   Prove it. Post the numbers if you have them. 

   I doubt it. I'd bet that sales increase during the summer and 
   at the holidays. The rest is just noise. 

   daryll
57.246BSS::RIGGENTue Oct 11 1994 19:414
    Bumper Sticker seen in the Meadowlands Parking lot
    
    
    Ted Keddedy's car killed more people than my Gun !
57.247HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Wed Oct 12 1994 09:5914
    
    
    
          Well I don't have this in writing, but. My buddy works for his
    father (he owns a Package store.) He told me that MORNING sales of
    alcoholic beverages has a LARGE SPIKE during the October/November
    time frame.
    
            Now maybe this is just kids playing hookie or drunken football
    fans getting ready for the big HS games on Turkey day!
    
    
    
    Chap
57.248Very tricky subject, If I live in the city, would I have a gun ?MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSWed Oct 12 1994 12:2619
    One thing you can always count on, when you start taling about how many
    people are killed by guns (Accidental/Crime) you always get these
    people who point to other things that kill.  So becuase people drive
    cars (Drunk or not) and poeple are killed in car accicents it should
    be ok for people to carry guns and kill people.....
    
    I know Ive used this logic myself sometime in trying to prove a point,
    doesnt make it right.  I would never VOTE against someone haveing the
    right to carry a gun but anyone who doenst think its just too easy to
    bye/carry a gun is fooling themselves.  1 person shot and killed by a
    gun is too many.  People always look at it "That will never happen to
    me" but when and if it every does I bet it would change some minds.
    
    Yup Im up in athol, HUGE hunting country around dis her parts.  Ive
    talked to several teenagers and they said that GUNS are not common in
    there schools.. So hopefully at least my kids wont have to worry about
    getting shot in school just so everyone has the right to carry a gun.
    
    								mab
57.24924661::LEFEBVREHave U hugged Jerry Garcia today?Wed Oct 12 1994 12:383
    RCASO is alive.
    
    Mark.
57.250WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Wed Oct 12 1994 12:4013
    
    
         MAB,
    
    
          'cept for them 3 boys who went down to Florida and killed that
    old fella. The one that did the shooting had brought a gun into school
    just 3 weeks earlier (1st ever case of this). BTW he stole the guns
    from some Mountain man up in Vt.
    
    
    
    Chap
57.251FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Oct 12 1994 13:133
    >    RCASO is alive.
    
    yeah, but he changed his name.  I wish I could find my decoder ring!
57.252CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sWed Oct 12 1994 13:2313
So there's a huge spike in the sale of alcoholic beverages in Oct/Nov.

Please connect that to hunting for me.  Please eliminate all the other
possibilities of what it could be.


There will always be hunting accidents.  And there will always be an
element in any activity (hunting, driving, golfing, boating) that is stupid
and irresponsible.   But let me clue you all in on something.   Lumping
all hunters together based on a stupid hunter you've seen or heard of
or if you just don't like hunting, is the same as lumping an ethnic or
racial group together....  Same difference.

57.253HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Oct 12 1994 13:3521
  I don't lump hunters together with the drunks. If people want to hunt then
that's fine. 

  I still say, however, that most hunting is not a sport because the two
competitors are not evenly matched. Using a shotgun against a pair of antlers
is hardly a sport. It's as much sport as having the Dallas Cowboys with
equipment play tackle football against a junior high girls touch football team
in tee-shirts and shorts. 

  Now one hunter hunting bear with a bow and arrow seems to come a lot closer
to being a sport (as long as you don't take a gun along for protection). There
is an even chance that you might get the bear or the bear might get you.
Either is equally likely to end up being the other's supper. 

  Lion with a cross bow also seems about even, that would be a sport.

  But shotguns and ducks? No way. That's just gathering food. That's about
as much sport as when I pull up to the window at McDonald's to collect my
Big Mac and fries.

  George
57.254maybe?HBAHBA::HAASaustralopithecus westvirginiusWed Oct 12 1994 13:443
>So there's a huge spike in the sale of alcoholic beverages in Oct/Nov.

Football?
57.255SALEM::DODAClowns to the left, jokers to the rightWed Oct 12 1994 13:5416
                 <<< Note 57.248 by MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKS >>>
     -< Very tricky subject, If I live in the city, would I have a gun ? >-

  >  So becuase people drive
  >  cars (Drunk or not) and poeple are killed in car accicents it should
  >  be ok for people to carry guns and kill people.....
   
   No one has said that in this note.
 
   The point that we're trying to make is that we don't damn 
   every driver on the road as a drunk because of the actions of a 
   few. Yet people insist on doing just that with hunters.

   Silly isn't it?

   daryll
57.256TOOK::HALPINJim HalpinWed Oct 12 1994 13:5428
                                                  
    
    
    	The thing that frosts me about incidents like these (the dog
    shot with an arrow out behind the house) is that it is so easy for
    jerk who did it to get away.
    
    	It should be easier to identify the jerks who are out in the
    woods. Something like when you get you hunting license, the state
    should issue you a mandatory orange vest, with an ID number in large
    black numerals, front and back.
    
    	Then at least, when somebody does something stupid and/or criminal
    at report can be filed with a description more concrete than "Some
    guy with a gun and an orange hat shot my dog"
    
    	Caught in the woods without your numbered vest? Hunting without a
    license.
    
    	I believe one of the reasons that the vast majority of
    responsible hunters take it on the chin all the time, is because the
    jerks can get away too easily.
    
    	Somebody with a loaded weapon just shot your dog. Do you walk up
    to him and demand he show you his ID??? I think not....
    
    JimH
    
57.257SALEM::DODAClowns to the left, jokers to the rightWed Oct 12 1994 13:597
I'll agree that it's not evenly matched. If it were, every hunter 
that walked into the woods would come out with something almost 
all of the time. They don't do they?

Reminds me of the skiing line: "Downhill skiing isn't a sport. 
You're at the top of a mountain where else are you going to go 
but down? Go up the hill on skis, that's a challenge."
57.258SALEM::DODAClowns to the left, jokers to the rightWed Oct 12 1994 14:027
Oh and please save us the shrilled, "If it saves just one life" 
pablum ok?

If you want to use that arguement, be prepared to use it for 
anything where the risk of death exists.

daryll
57.259HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Oct 12 1994 14:1311
RE  <<< Note 57.257 by SALEM::DODA "Clowns to the left, jokers to the right" >>>

>I'll agree that it's not evenly matched. If it were, every hunter 
>that walked into the woods would come out with something almost 
>all of the time. They don't do they?

  No, if it were evenly matched, then when a hunter went into the woods there
would be an even chance that he would come out with supper or end up being
something's supper. 

  George
57.260This UZI is for protection...MR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSWed Oct 12 1994 14:3112
    -2 Im not sure if that if it saves one life was too me, I didnt say
    ban guns if it will save one life, I said one person shot and killed
    is too many (Especially if its your spouse/child).  And most people
    could care less and have the "It will never happen to me" Attitude
    when its someone they never knew that got killed....
    
    This is just one of about 500,000,000 things that are wrong in this
    world....  Im not sure what kills more Vehicle Related accidents or
    guns but clearly I can live my life without a gun not so sure I could
    without transportation...
    
    								mab
57.261WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Wed Oct 12 1994 14:5810
    
    
    
          I didn't say there was a spike in OCT/NOV, I said there was a
    spike of MORNING buying of booze. Now what reason would that be
    Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe......more early afternoon cocktail parties in early
    Fall?
    
    
    Chap
57.262SALEM::DODAClowns to the left, jokers to the rightWed Oct 12 1994 15:096
Football season. Games start at what noon-1pm? Smart folks might 
want to get out and pick up beverages/snacks before they settle 
in for a day of football. Certainly a valid explanation, but, it 
doesn't fit your agenda does it?

daryll
57.263WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Wed Oct 12 1994 15:308
    
    
       All during the week Smart guy!
    
          Most Packise are closed til noon on Sundays By the Way???
    
    
    Chap
57.264Look up correlation and direct in WebstersSALEM::DODAClowns to the left, jokers to the rightWed Oct 12 1994 15:568
Of course, how could I miss it. Liquor store starts selling more 
booze in the AM once fall/winter arrives. Obviously it's because 
all the hunters are loading up for their next outing. It's so 
obvious I don't know why I couldn't put 2&2 togther.

How stupid of me.

daryll
57.265HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Oct 12 1994 16:096
  Maybe it's the other way around and it's the hunters buying all that liquor 
that causes fall and winter.

  8*|}

  George
57.266yes, I'm seriousFRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Oct 12 1994 17:401
    what's the best all-purpose gun for a rancher to have?
57.267HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Oct 12 1994 17:474
  His wife's when she finds out?

  George
57.268Yule love it!MKFSA::LONGStrive for five!Wed Oct 12 1994 17:585
    Hot off the presses...don't miss this one...check your local 
    bookstore today!
    
    
    "Homonyms: there fun!" by <guess who>
57.269If you dont think alot of Hunters Drink Your Fooling yourselfMR1PST::CBULLS::MBROOKSWed Oct 12 1994 18:0017
    Does it matter, who cares.  I would never say ALL (100%) of the hunters
    drink before hunting, but Id say I personally know approx 25-30 Hunters
    and at least 1/2 do.  And Ive heard (Second Hand) that HUNTERS are
    great costomers to all those mom and pop liquer stores (The Owners LOVE
    THE HUNTERS).  Now I dont know if its because the hunters make good
    conversation or are buying alot of booze, but I can guess.
    
    How many hunters do you know that carry a flask (Claiming its too help
    keep them warm) ??? Be Honest, Alot of them do..
    
    Of course just becuase they all/most/some may have a drink doesnt mean
    it effects there thinking (Just sometimes).... Same as with driving,
    can anyone (Other then people who just dont drink) say they have never
    ever driving a vehicle after having 1 drink.  My wife has a 1 drink
    rule if Im driving AT ALL she wont let me have more then 1 beer.
    
    								mab
57.270FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingWed Oct 12 1994 18:011
    What did he say?
57.271 short barrelOLD1S::CADZILLA2How Unkind, Arrested for flying while blindWed Oct 12 1994 18:102
    
    Winchester 30-30
57.272CAMONE::WAYModels caskets for D&#039;Esopo&#039;sThu Oct 13 1994 10:0312
I handle firearms.

I drink.

However, you'd have to go a long way to make the point that I drink while
handling firearms.

You can't equate the spike in liquor sales with hunting unless you eliminate
a lot of other factors.


'Saw
57.273and it's youGENRAL::WADEFearTheGovernmentWhoFearsYourGunsThu Oct 13 1994 10:434
    
    	There's only one effing "smart guy" in this note Chappy....
    
    Claybone
57.274Go hunt down a Beaver will yaWMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MWhat a terrible year 1918 Thu Oct 13 1994 11:297
    
    
        Thanks ClayBone. That means alot coming from you.
    
    
    
    Chap
57.275SOLANA::MAY_BRAin&#039;t no cure for the overseed bluesThu Oct 13 1994 13:2413
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    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
    
>    It's as much sport as having the Dallas Cowboys withequipment play 
>    tackle football against a junior high girls touch football team
>    in tee-shirts and shorts. 
    
    Careful there, George.  Members of the Cowboys have been known to go to
    jail for just this reason.  Don't act like it don't happen.
    
    brews
57.276HELIX::MAIEWSKIThu Oct 13 1994 13:253
  Good point.

  George
57.277FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingThu Oct 13 1994 13:481
    ...and their leading scorer of all time did it!
57.278all dependsHBAHBA::HAASaustralopithecus westvirginiusThu Oct 13 1994 16:0011
That there 30-30 might be a bit on the small size but it really comes
down to what you're trying to accomplish.

For killing vermin, you want to make sure it's gone if'n you hit it. And
there's a lot of game for which a 30-30 will be underpowered. Long
distances and/or wind may also be contraindicated.

A 30-06 fits the bill but it might be a bit much for your ol' lady to
handle. In which case you caint do much better'n a .243.

TTom
57.279CAMONE::WAYSailors, rest your oars...Thu Oct 13 1994 16:104
Get a vintage M-1 Garand rifle.   A bit heavy, but according to Gen. George
S. Patton, it was the finest rifle he'd ever seen.

'Saw
57.280HELIX::MAIEWSKIThu Oct 13 1994 16:1312
  Of course if you want to take out the neighbor's pickup truck in one shot you
might want to consider a WWII type bazooka. 

  Then again if you are looking to wipe out the neighbor's ranch and your
counting in square miles instead of acres like the rest of the country you'll
probably need something of a thermal nuclear variety. 

  But I still say the best gun a rancher could have in his possession is the
one that belongs to his wife and the best time to have it is when she finds out
that he's been play'en under the sheets with the lady what run the saloon. 

  George 
57.281CAMONE::WAYSailors, rest your oars...Thu Oct 13 1994 16:3812
No, seriously, the M1 is a good rifle to have.  A lot of rifle teams use
it in competition.

Our Rifle Team has generally used the 1903 Springfield (bolt action) and
just recently cut over to the AR-15.  But, the main practice rifle with
most of the guys has been the M1.

I can't get my hands on a bazooka, but I know where I can get my hands
on a WWII Japanese light machine gun.....8^)


'Saw
57.28224661::LEFEBVREBob Weir &gt;&gt; Eric ClaptonThu Oct 13 1994 16:573
    .270's and 7mm rool!
    
    Mark.
57.283FRETZ::HEISERGrace changes everythingThu Oct 13 1994 17:314
    I already have an M1.  
    
    You should see some of the WW2 weapons a friend took off of victims in
    Europe.  Some cool Nazi and French guns!
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|Penalty for posession of any firearm without an FID card is a "mandatory" one 
|year jail sentence.  I don't know the penalty for having a handgun without the 
|LTC, even though you may have an FID.
|
|I don't know how this applies to non-resident travelers.

I think there is something special you can get.



>If you think this is complicated, you should see the &%$$##?!! you have to 
>go through (includes classes, etc. and arbitrary approval of your local police 
>chief) to get either of these.

It's not too awful bad down here, but it does vary by town.

In CT you apply for a town permit first ($15).  Mine was from Hebron.
Since the State Police cover Hebron, I underwent a State Police check, was
fingerprinted and the prints were sent to the FBI who did a standard FBI check
on me.  

After you receive your town permit, you can then apply for a State Permit ($35)
which allows you to carry anywhere in the confines of the State -- except for
the following places:

	o Federal or State Court buildings

	o Military bases

	o Legislative Office buildings.

There are certain places that have signs that don't permit carrying but I'm not
sure of the legality of that....


'Saw

57.285maybe none, maybe a permit, ...HBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 14:2614
Hey Igot the drift.

Don't even go up to New England/MA with a gun.

Sheet, if'n they'd outlaw rifles in gunracks in pickups, there'd be some
really uncivil war downt there here parts.

But I am getting a_NC concealed permit and I have permits to have my
handguns so maybe they'll overlook that Jesse Helms is one or our
senators and give me a permit for up there, too.

If not, they up theirs...

TTom
57.286CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 14:3214
>But I am getting a_NC concealed permit and I have permits to have my
>handguns so maybe they'll overlook that Jesse Helms is one or our
>senators and give me a permit for up there, too.


When you get your NC permit, it can't hurt to apply for the Mass permit.

Gimme a shout.  I got a buddy that's got all the information on obtaining the
application and getting the permit....  It's just a lot easier if you already
have a valid permit from another state.

'Saw


57.287gun nut w. permitsHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 14:447
Will do.

We start to get 'em around the firsted of December. It's one per person
than you can carry any weapon that is otherwise permitted. Each handgun
requires a separate permit to purchase/own.

TTom
57.288Gun Nut w/ CT Permit. 8^)CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 14:4915
>We start to get 'em around the firsted of December. It's one per person
>than you can carry any weapon that is otherwise permitted. Each handgun
>requires a separate permit to purchase/own.

Wow.  That's pretty stringent.


Although it's probably a variation of what we have here.  When you purchase a
handgun, certain paperwork to "register" the gun goes to a division of the
State Police.  It's probably similar to what you will have.


'Saw


57.289sap is as sap doesHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 15:0114
Yeah, ours is done through the local sheriff. It costs 5 bucks per permit
which is good for one handgun. Supposedly they check you out for priors
and the like.

About the screwiest handgun law in NC is that you can wear one out and
about, anywhere, in fack, except where it's explicitly stated that you
caint. Going to the gun shows is really a sight to behold!

Like with a lot of things, I act like a real sap when it comes to guns.
Everything I have is legal, with all the proper permits, etc. I won't
even buy a sawed off shotgun, making do with my Mossburgh 500 ACPs that
have a legal, 18�, factory barrel. Now there's a real six shooter!

TTom
57.290CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 15:1548
>
>Like with a lot of things, I act like a real sap when it comes to guns.
>Everything I have is legal, with all the proper permits, etc. I won't
>even buy a sawed off shotgun, making do with my Mossburgh 500 ACPs that
>have a legal, 18�, factory barrel. Now there's a real six shooter!
>

Nothin' wrong with that IMO.

I'm all for owning guns, and I'll even put up with some of the bs laws that
make it more difficult for regular folks to own guns, but the crooks find a
way around, but I want everything above board.

In CT you cannot carry any way but concealed.  If you're carrying concealed and
someone spots it (ie you haven't been careful to conceal it) you can be cited
for harrassment.

If you're carrying without a permit, it's a felony.


I basically have my permit for two reasons:  1. I like to shoot.  It's very
relaxing, and it's a very satisfying thing to hit the 10-ring on a target.
There's almost a little zen involved, I think, and when you hear of the really
good guys, who squeeze the round off between heartbeats, it's pretty cool
stuff.

2. I go into a very bad area of Hartford on a regular basis at hours which are
   not conducive to being there.  It never hurts to be prepared.   At other 
   times I'm on jobs that require us being in bad areas of other places, and 
   again, it never hurts to be prepared.


Those were the two reasons I put down on my application, and I was approved.


I don't have a shotgun yet, but I'm probably going to get one before the year
is out.  I'd like to try skeet shooting sometime.  It looks like a lot of fun.

And I'm still waiting on getting my M1.  A place in California sells completely
reworked, refurbished, re-machined surplus M1s, but they want $995 for one.

I can get a surplus one in good condition, that maybe needs some stock work for
a lot less....


'Saw


57.291interchangeable barrelsHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 15:1811
re: shotguns

One nice thing about Mossburgs and I guess a lot of other shotguns is
that you can buy one shotgun with a variety of barrels. In a manner of
moments you can remove the 18"er and put on a long one, with or without
choke for skeet.

I've tried shooting skeet with the short barrel but end up frustrated and
shooting the dang ol' skeet machine instead ;-).

TTom
57.292CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 15:2421
>One nice thing about Mossburgs and I guess a lot of other shotguns is
>that you can buy one shotgun with a variety of barrels. In a manner of
>moments you can remove the 18"er and put on a long one, with or without
>choke for skeet.
>
>I've tried shooting skeet with the short barrel but end up frustrated and
>shooting the dang ol' skeet machine instead ;-).

That's funny.


My brother has a Mossburg I believe.  He also got a "magazine" extender before
they became illegal.  He can hold 7 rounds instead of 5 or something like that.

Kim's brother-in-law has a Remington he wants to sell, and that's probably what
I'll buy.

I don't hunt, never could get into it, but skeet sounds like fun.  I'll make
sure wherever I go that the machine is shotgun proof...8^)


57.293hard to clean thoughLOCK::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Jul 20 1995 15:394
    
    	Skeet tastes like chicken..........
    
    Claybone
57.294custom targetsHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 15:395
The hardest part about going shooting is preparing all the targets.

You gotta drink that beer afore plinking the cans...

TTom
57.295CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 15:5015
>
>The hardest part about going shooting is preparing all the targets.
>
>You gotta drink that beer afore plinking the cans...
>

Yeah, and them Bud and Miller cans don't stand up to punishment like those
Black Label and Piels cans -- so if you want GOOD targets it's harder still.



Claybone --

I'm writing a cookbook for skeet.  Let me know if you want some recipes.  8^)

57.296pow--->> bloofOLD1S::CADZILLA2Got a spot that gets me hotThu Jul 20 1995 15:584
    
    
     You want real targets, try the toner powder recepticle for a LN03. That 
    black power gives you instant news of your hit.
57.297CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 16:027
>    
>     You want real targets, try the toner powder recepticle for a LN03. That 
>    black power gives you instant news of your hit.
>

Now THAT's an idea!

57.298the whole thangHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 16:066
And we got about a dozen or so of 'em that don't work.

Hail, I'll just take the whole printer. Keep shooting until you caint
recognize it. I like to stand real close to make sure I really blast it.

TTom
57.299CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 16:141
Old VT100s make WONDERFUL targets.
57.300USCTR1::GARBARINOThu Jul 20 1995 16:174
>Don't even go up to New England/MA with a gun.

Don't include all of New England.  You and your gun are welcome in
New Hampshire !
57.301CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 16:231
Live free or die.....
57.302some good ideaHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 16:3110
re: New Hampshire

I shoulda figgered they wouldn't pry my cold hard stiff hand from the hot
gun or whatever that saying is besides when criminals have all the
bullets only people will get shoot people.

And I do happen to have a_old VT100 (with apologies to the Department of
Redundant Duplicities).

TTom
57.303CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 16:4212
>And I do happen to have a_old VT100 (with apologies to the Department of
>Redundant Duplicities).

Yeah, I shoulda made my apologies too.

But to me and VT100 ain't quite as old as it might be.  I cut my teeth on 
a_old VT05 (ah yes, the ought-five) and a VT52 (gotta love them colored keys).

So, a VT100 was a GREAT technological improvement for me when it came along.


'Saw
57.304oh them keys, beeutiful keysHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 16:455
My VT100 has them neat l'il colored keys. At the time, I coulda had one
with a WPS keypad tyoe insignias, but I wasn't into that sorta thing
then.

TTom, who still thinks ^S/^Q was pretty clever
57.305CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 16:549
Yep.

That was made back when we had our manly Blue logo.  

Now with the kinder, gentler, wussier "Maroon" logo, we don't use manly things
like ^S/^Q any more.  We have a key for that.  



57.306analog is more manlyHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 16:597
I still caint figger out the new logo.

Firsted of all, I see some version of |d|i|g|i|t|a|l| most often without
any (tm). Also, wasn't there some issue about the dots over the is being
sqauer and not round?

TTom
57.307OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Jul 20 1995 17:211
57.308lower melvin?HBAHBA::HAAStime compressedThu Jul 20 1995 17:226
>    that vt100 would make a great tire wedge.

Is that where you walk up behind the tire and pulls his draws up and
outta his pants?

TTom
57.309CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianThu Jul 20 1995 17:2719
re logo:

	No, the dots are round now.  We had to get kinder, gentler and
	wussier.

	The "g" is softer too...  and the letter blocks are closer
	together.   Something about being "warmer"....


	Buncha bullshit if you ask me.


re tire wedge:

	TTom is right, but it only is a tire wedge if you do it on extremely
	plate-stackable folks...like Sid Fernandez or the Chainsaw...


'Saw
57.310heiser a wedgie expertROCK::GRONOWSKIThe dream is always the sameThu Jul 20 1995 17:412
57.311must be a Cleveland thingOUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Jul 20 1995 17:553
57.312CAMONE::WAYSoftware MorticianFri Jul 21 1995 09:161
Okay, I'll say it here too -- stop it.
57.313CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Wed Aug 16 1995 10:1329
Well, as I might have mentioned, about two or three weeks ago I went out
with my buddy to shoot his M1 Garand.  It was a good trip and I learned more
about the rifle than I had known before.

Yesterday, I bought one.  Hoffman's Gun Center in Newington was having their
annual sale and there was 10% off surplus guns.  They had some M1s to pick from
and I got the one that seemed the best of the lot.  A couple of small nicks
on the muzzle but not near the bore, and it was missing a stacking swivel.
(Not like I'm going to be stacking arms any time soon).

I like the way the M1 handles -- it has less recoil than the Springfield '03,
because the gas is bled off to work the action, and it's a sturdy piece.
The damn thing weighs 9� pounds, but you don't really notice it at first.

I bought a couple of clips for it.  The one drawback of the rifle is that it
holds eight rounds, but you can't (that I know of) remove a partially fired
clip and top it off.  When you've fired off the eight rounds, the clip ejects
from the breach with a little "ping."  I've heard from some WWII vets that the
enemy used to listen for that ping and then make their move.  Always helps to
have a buddy with you I guess.

In another week or so I'll take it out and fire some rounds through it and see
how it goes.  I've got a 30 day money back on it, so there's no real rush.

The M1 is an excellent rifle for competition.  Most of my friends who shoot
competitively shoot them....


'Saw
57.314luv 'emHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 16 1995 12:449
The thing I like about the M1 Garand is that even if'n you run outta
ammo, you can bludgeon the beer can to death. I've always wanted one
myself and have had to settle for the largesse of others.

I guess I better just get me one. I mean if'n Saw has one, shouldn't all
of us just be honest and get one too?
^#)

TTom
57.315CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Wed Aug 16 1995 13:0236
>The thing I like about the M1 Garand is that even if'n you run outta
>ammo, you can bludgeon the beer can to death. I've always wanted one
>myself and have had to settle for the largesse of others.


Had a very interesting discussion lasted week with a Lt. who was describing the
changing theory of warfare and why the M16 is better than the M1.

His point ran like this:

	o Takes 3 enemy support personnel for each enemy KIA

	o Take 6-9 enemy support personnel for each enemy WIA

	o Therefore, better to WIA than KIA.

	o From that point he argued that the M16, with its .223 ammo
	  will do a better job of that, and is

		a) lighter (the rifle)
		b) lighter (the ammo)
		c) easier to manufacture (stamped parts vs. machined parts)


	o He then asked what rifle we'd prefer if we were out of ammo.
          I answered the M1.  Makes a helluva club, and the bayonet for
	  it is longer and sturdier....


Still, I like it just fine.  If someone's shootin' at me, you can be damn
sure I'm not shootin' to wound.....


'Saw


57.316full metal jacketHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 16 1995 13:2313
With the M1 and M16, you have 2 completely different guns.

It's like comparing a Jeep with a Camaro. It all depends on what you're
up to and sooner or later you'll wish you had both or at least the other
one.

Now, if'n you're into plinking the .223 is hard to beat and comes in many
other flavors, like the mini-14.

But I'm 30 caliber kinda guy myself. I'm looking to really shred that
Budweiser can. 

TTom
57.317oopsOLD1S::CADZILLA2Rockie Mountain IchthyolgistWed Aug 16 1995 13:421
    
57.318seems about rightHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 16 1995 13:467
oops to you, too, bub 8^).

The pname reminds me of a bumper sticker:

	I FISH THEREFORE I LIE

TTom
57.319CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Wed Aug 16 1995 14:3614
Yeah.

He was just making the point of how combat has evolved.

The nice thing about the M16 is that there is very little kick, so you
can "two hand it" around corners and over walls and stuff, should you need to.

But like you say, I like the .30-06, full metal jacket.  If'n it's me and them,
let me hunker down in a nice safe spot with lots of rounds.  I'll take a few of
them with me at any rate....8^)


Shoot that little lollipop at 200 yds,
'Saw
57.320curiouserHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 16 1995 14:416
>Shoot that little lollipop at 200 yds,

This might be some kinda oxymoron. I mean if'n the guy has a little
lollipop, how can you see it at 200 yds?

TTom
57.321CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Wed Aug 16 1995 15:2117
>
>This might be some kinda oxymoron. I mean if'n the guy has a little
>lollipop, how can you see it at 200 yds?
>


At 200 yds, the bullseye on a standard target took pretty tiny.  When you have
your sight picture set up right, that little dot sits right up on top of the
post (front sight) and is centered in the circle formed by the peep (rear
sight).  It looks like a little lollipop.

If'n we were talkin' about a guy's lollipop it'd put John Holmes to shame for
it to be tiny at 200 yds....


hth,
'Saw
57.322I have a hat like that!!OLD1S::CADZILLA2Rocky Mountain IchthyolgistWed Aug 16 1995 15:4411
    
    
      My favorite.
    
    My wife says if I go fishing again she'll leave,  I'm sure going to miss
    her.
    
    2nd
    
    Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
    
57.323SLEEPR::MAIEWSKIWed Aug 16 1995 16:023
  200 yards, that's about a 3 iron for a pro isn't it?

  George
57.324OLD1S::CADZILLA2Rocky Mountain IchthyolgistWed Aug 16 1995 16:0712
    
    
    Having qualified with both the M-14 and M-16, I take the m-16. You
    shoot a target at 300 yards with a 14 and the barrel drops before the
    target. With a 16 you see the target go down while looking down the
    sight. Man drawback to the 16 was it needed to be kept spotless. Damn
    thing would jam in a heartbeat if it's seen any mud. The 556mm with the
    223 lead makes for good ballestic speed. It was a glancing round. By
    that I mean once it hit the body the lead would glance off the bone.
    Might enter dead on and come out a 90 degreees.
    
    You hear some say the AK47 was better than both.
57.325brought tears to my eyesOUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallWed Aug 16 1995 16:142
57.326CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Wed Aug 16 1995 16:3417
Amen all all the things said about the M16.  No kick, light, but you have to
keep it spotless (M60 machine gun too).

The M1 could be dumped in a pile of s__t and come out firin'....8^)


Truth be told, I could easily afford the M1.  You can't get an AR-15 in
CT, but you can now get the Colt Match Target -- same gun, just no bayonet
lug and no flash supressor -- only problem is it is almost $1K.

Guess it cost Colt a lot of money to REMOVE the lug and supressor so they
passed it on to the consumer ;^)

If it was cheaper, I'd have both.....


'Saw
57.327ROCK::GRONOWSKITribe owns Yanks... bye in playoffs if they meetWed Aug 16 1995 20:064
57.328CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Thu Aug 17 1995 10:0116
>    
>    I picked up one of those "street sweepers", I needed it for hunting. 
>    I also got some armor penetrating bullets, I needed them for hunting.
>


Last week we had a training session in graveside ceremony and firing party.
There's a guy in the outfit kind of like Forrest Gump, only much less charming
and a lot dumber.

I looked at this guy with a gun in his hands and I was just plain scared.

Somehow that doesn't scare me half as much as the thought of Paul with a gun.


'Saw
57.329ROCK::GRONOWSKITribe owns Yanks... bye in playoffs if they meetThu Aug 17 1995 10:035
57.330CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Thu Aug 17 1995 10:0411
>    I'd never shoot another human being -

I don't hunt.  


There are certain circumstance where I could shoot another human being,
but as for animals (Claybone will call me a wussy I'm sure) no way.  I've tried
it, and unless I was starving, it just ain' happenin' for me....

'Saw

57.331ROCK::GRONOWSKIThis is year 77 in the Sox 100 year rebuilding planThu Aug 17 1995 10:055
57.332whew.SALEM::DODANo Alibis:Don&#039;tGoThruLifeTryingToJustifyThu Aug 17 1995 10:283
Thankfully, I missed em :-)

daryll
57.333CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Thu Aug 17 1995 11:069
Who said anything about hunting and the NRA?

You mentioned hunting.  I mentioned that I don't.


I target shoot.  Trying to qualify for the rifle team....


'Nuff said....
57.334not here, puleeezHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyThu Aug 17 1995 11:117
We don't need no steenking hunting.

And we shore don't need no steenking LDUC about hunting, NRA and the
likes. There's a wonderful conference designed for exactly that type of
thing, KP7 and all that stuff...

TTom
57.335CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Thu Aug 17 1995 11:485
I think the only hunter who writes in here any more is Claybone, maybe
Darryl "Camptown Races" Doda....


'Saw
57.336OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Aug 17 1995 12:483
57.337stirringHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyThu Aug 17 1995 13:100
57.338GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Aug 17 1995 14:4713
    
    	No way Frank.  You ain't no wuss.  Everybody has their own
    	opinion and is free to make that choice (to shoot an animal).
    	
    	What irks me is the folks who condemn me for hunting but don't
    	think anyting of going to Safeway and picking out a nice juicy
    	steak or some seafood.  They don't have the guts to even think
    	about what goes on in order to prepare them the main course of
    	their chosen meal.  They usually make their remarks about me
    	while wearing leather shoes.  Hypocrits.........
    
    
    	Claybone
57.339limitedHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyThu Aug 17 1995 15:157
So you're OK with flak from vegetarians? :*)

The only hunting I condemn is not really hunting. Spotlighting deer,
shooting animals and leaving them, wounding animals cause you're a lousy
shot, that sorta thing. 

TTom
57.340OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Aug 17 1995 15:472
57.341CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Thu Aug 17 1995 15:5921
>
>The only hunting I condemn is not really hunting. Spotlighting deer,
>shooting animals and leaving them, wounding animals cause you're a lousy
>shot, that sorta thing. 
>


Yeah, I agree.

I mean, I don't hunt, but I don't begrudge anyone else their hunt.

But, if you're gonna hunt, do it fair and square...


I know my main main Claybone is a good hunter, so I'd never question him.....


(Roland, that was the equivalent of my "Glenn is objective and neutral", FYI)


'Saw
57.342:-)WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MYanks are ascared to play injuns in the playoffsThu Aug 17 1995 16:026
    
    
         No its not Roland, He has to say that Claybone is his Main main at
    least 50 times to be up there with his Glen Wagiiiman worshiiiiping.
    
    Chap
57.343IMBETR::DUPREZThe stars might lie, but the numbers never do...Thu Aug 17 1995 16:0818
>(Roland, that was the equivalent of my "Glenn is objective and neutral", FYI)

Thank you for the clarification, 'Saw.  I'm still wondering how I got
compared to Tommy Brydie.  I don't consider it good or bad, just confusing.

I know *squat* about hunting, but I do have one big problem with it.  Actually,
calling these folks "hunters" is a stretch, but they do exist.  I'm talking
about folks who open fire when they're near a populated area without having
absolutely identified their target.

It really hits home for me, since my land abuts 13,000 acres of State Forest
land, and I have a wife, two little ones, and a dog, any of whom could be
wandering around our back yard at a particular time.

This isn't meant to open up any kind of LDUC - just venting a hunting-related
pet peeve.

Roland
57.344GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Aug 17 1995 17:109
    
    	A big amen for Roland.  Not only should they identify their
    	target but they also should know what is beyond their target
    	if'n they miss (ie don't shoot at something silhouetted against
    	the sky - like  on top of a ridge).  I've run into my share
    	of slobs out there.  They are a small percentage overall in my
    	experiences.
    
    	Claybone  
57.345ROCK::GRONOWSKIThis is year 77 in the Sox 100 year rebuilding planThu Aug 17 1995 17:375
57.346yawnOUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Aug 17 1995 17:415
57.347CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Thu Aug 17 1995 18:5623
A lot of these "hunters" are scary.

I've been fortunate.  Most of the folks who used to hunt around the house
in Hebron I either knew personally, or knew of, and knew they were good
hunters.

I'd say that I'm fortunate in my target shooting pursuits that most folks are 
safety conscious enough, but there's still the story about the dumb guy who 
had a hang fire, got excited, jumped up from the port, turned around with his 
rifle, and almost blew the armorer's head off.   Needless to say he was 
drummed out of the outfit right quick.....  He was lucky that's all it was.
The armorer back then was a big s.o.b. who wanted to get a few licks in first.


Some folks just never get it....


IMO, Claybone is a good hunter.... 

(Roland, that's me sucking up to Claybone 8^))


'Saw
57.348SALEM::DODANo Alibis:Don&#039;tGoThruLifeTryingToJustifyFri Aug 18 1995 10:177
I don't hunt and haven't fired a weapon in over 10 years (skeet).
I have a problem with people who like to pick and choose which 
sections of the BOR and constitution they'd like done away with.

Charles Schummer D/NY leads the shrill bunch of em.

daryll
57.349CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Fri Aug 18 1995 11:175
>I don't hunt and haven't fired a weapon in over 10 years (skeet).


Daryll, you ever try that skeet lightly broiled and smothered in a 
marsalla sauce?   YUUUUUUMMMMYYY....8^)
57.350dangerous amendmentOUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallFri Aug 18 1995 13:087
57.351not a burning issueHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyFri Aug 18 1995 13:467
The hat trick! Woodies, Hitler and now flag burning.

No more calls folks we have a winner. Take 'im out and have him shot.

&')

TTom
57.352big fella wearin' it tooGENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Fri Aug 18 1995 15:579
    
    	I saw a great t-shirt the last time the flag burning issue
    	came up.  It read:
    
    			
    		"BURN THIS ONE A$$HOLE!" (t-shirt had the stars n stripes
    					  on it)
    
    	Claybone
57.353CAMONE::WAYOfficer on deck!Fri Aug 18 1995 17:3610
I don't get all jazzed up about flag burning.  

I mean, all them veterans that fought and died did it so some a__hole would be
capable of doing that.

You can burn the flag, but you can never burn what it stands for and what it
means.


'Saw
57.354GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Wed Oct 04 1995 16:046
    
    	Final score from last Saturday's hunt for the elusive
    	greenhead:
    
    			ducks  7
    		     Claybone  3
57.355IMBETR::DUPREZThe stars might lie, but the numbers never do...Wed Oct 04 1995 16:323
Yes, Claybone, but adjusting for park effects, you only
had 1.8...  :-) :-) :-)
57.356look out grouperHBAHBA::HAASarpecay iemdayWed Oct 04 1995 16:336
I'm gonna pick me up one of them slings and try to get some groupers and
snappers whilest under water.

You caint bring your spearguns.

TTom
57.357ROCK::GRONOWSKIRed Sox team slogan-Look how close we&#039;ve been to winning it allWed Oct 04 1995 17:073
57.358GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Wed Oct 04 1995 17:234
    
    	Rollin' Roland!  Hey, I'm a poet and didn't know it.
    
    Claybone
57.359CAM::WAYNine to the front, six to the rearThu Oct 05 1995 09:2214

	I can see it now.  The ducks rolling in and diving out of the sun,
	bombs at the ready, the lead duck in the vee drawing a bead 
	on the USS Claybone's head.

	Suddenly the USS Claybone opens up with its anti-duck-craft gun	
	and downs three of the diving duck-craft.

	But seven get through and deposit their bombs right on the
	USS Claybone's head with a resounding splat.


	Not a pretty sight, but then we all know that war is hell.....
57.360brown camo & tall reedsGENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Oct 05 1995 12:135
    
    	Nah.  The USS Claybone is 100% stealth.  They didn't know what
    	hit 'em.
    
    Claybone
57.361IMBETR::DUPREZThe stars might lie, but the numbers never do...Thu Oct 05 1995 12:162
I forgot to ask, Claybone... were these home ducks, or away ducks?
57.362CAM::WAYNine to the front, six to the rearThu Oct 05 1995 12:4011
A "Stealth Claybone"


Now, if I were writing a porno script, I'd have field day with that one....


Them ducks make good eatin'?



'Saw
57.363GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Oct 05 1995 13:3315
    
    	They were home ducks.  I doubt any of the northern birds have
    	been pushed this far south yet.
    
    	Good eatin'?  You betcha.  Soaked 'em in orange juice all
    	day yesterday.  BBQ'd 'em yesterday on the grill with a
    	little garlic salt.  Mmmmmm mmmmmm.  :*)
    
    	I was grinnin' at your dive bomber note.  It reminded me of
    	some geese that came over us.  It's not goose season yet so
    	when they flew over us, my partner pointed his finger at them
    	and said, "Boom!".  The lead goose looked down and he let go
    	a large amount of goose doo.  Splatted about 10 feet from me.
    
    Claybone
57.364CAM::WAYNine to the front, six to the rearThu Oct 05 1995 15:2315
>    	I was grinnin' at your dive bomber note.  It reminded me of
>    	some geese that came over us.  It's not goose season yet so
>    	when they flew over us, my partner pointed his finger at them
>    	and said, "Boom!".  The lead goose looked down and he let go
>    	a large amount of goose doo.  Splatted about 10 feet from me.
    

Goose doo is nasty stuff.  Nasty stuff.  When it dries up it looks like
little cigar butts.



I'm a little disappointed you didn't invite me over for some duck 8^(


57.366MTWAIN::BURROWSRacers Ready...3...2...1...Mon Oct 30 1995 13:062
Deer 0 - Clark 0 (OT)

57.367SNAX::ERICKSONTom Glavine &#039;95 WS MVPMon Oct 30 1995 14:445
    
    	It was more like Deer 20 - Ron 0. Remember deer is a 4
    letter word.
    
    Ron :^)
57.368Deer/Elk 1995GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Nov 02 1995 13:107
    
    	Headin' out in a little while.  The drive should be a load of
    	fun (freezing rain & snow).
    
    	Ya'll be good.
    
    Claybone
57.369MKOTS3::tcc122.mko.dec.com::longSome gave all...Thu Nov 02 1995 16:518
	If'n yer freezer gets too full, feel free to send
	some of dat wild meat out this way.

	I'm salivatin' just thinkin' about it.



	billl
57.370a splitGENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Wed Nov 08 1995 10:5613
    
    Final score:
    
    			Claybone - 1
    			     Elk - 0
    
    			    Deer - 1
    			Claybone - 0
    
    	Sorry there billl.  My elk is getting split up too many ways to
    	fill my freezer.  Maybe next year.  :*)
    
    Claybone
57.371BIGQ::MCKAYWed Nov 08 1995 11:023
    Never had elk, what's it taste like besides chicken 8*)
    
    Jimbo
57.372IMBETR::DUPREZIt&#039;s pancake time!Wed Nov 08 1995 11:031
Claybone, have the hide tanned and get some mocs or boat shoes made!
57.373My 2� worthCAM::WAYNine to the front, six to the rearWed Nov 08 1995 11:272
I think Elk tastes a lot like skeet, unless you fry it, in which case it tastes
like rattlesnake, which tastes a lot like chicken...
57.374OLD1S::CADZILLA2I packed my John Lee HookerWed Nov 08 1995 11:294
    
    So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde, and that is hanging on the
    shed! Poor elk does not stand a chance against them ARkansas
    sharpshooters.
57.375GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Wed Nov 08 1995 12:087
    
    	Elk tastes like.......elk.  :^)
    
    	I gave the hide to a taxidermist, Roland.  For future favors
    	of course.
    
    Claybone
57.376SLEEPR::MAIEWSKIBos-Mil-Atl Braves W.S. ChampsWed Nov 08 1995 12:306
  Elks taste like beer. That's because they drink so much. They wander around
in packs called "clubs" which oddly enough have numbers rather than names and
when ever they assemble they drink gallons of suds and burp a lot.

  Strange species those Elk,
  George
57.377MKOTS3::tcc122.mko.dec.com::longSome gave all...Wed Nov 08 1995 12:3711
	I ate elk once while I was stationed in Alaska.  A neighbor
	had gone out on a 'hunt' and came back with all sorts of
	different meats (elf, moose, bear, caribou).  He then put
	on one of the best feeds I've ever attended.

	As I recall the elk was pretty similar to moose, but not
	as fatty.  BTW, moose tastes nothing like chicken.



	billl
57.378IMBETR::DUPREZIt&#039;s pancake time!Wed Nov 08 1995 13:015
>    	I gave the hide to a taxidermist, Roland.  For future favors
>    	of course.

Hope so.  I've got a pair of Quoddy boat shoes made from elk hide.  10 years
of wear, not even close to ready for the scrap pile...
57.379OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallWed Nov 08 1995 17:311
57.380WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MDa Raidas!!!!!Thu Nov 09 1995 12:063
    
    
    Murderer!!
57.381OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Nov 09 1995 15:333
57.382This I gotta see...MIMS::ROLLINS_RNorthwestern Wildcats BandwagonFri Nov 10 1995 11:387
>          <<< Note 57.381 by OUTSRC::HEISER "watchman on the wall" >>>
>
>    re: -1 
>    
>    that implies that I kilt them.

     So, you ate them live ?  Kinda like goldfish, right ?
57.383CAM::WAYNine to the front, six to the rearFri Nov 10 1995 12:4415
>
>     So, you ate them live ?  Kinda like goldfish, right ?
>


Well, I've hesitated to say this, because I doubt anyone in here would resort
to it, but 




	It could been ROADKILL!


YEEEEE_UK!
57.384OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallFri Nov 10 1995 14:041
57.385GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Apr 04 1996 15:385
    
    	Bagged me a BSEE on March 23.  It'll soon be hanging on the
    	wall.
    
    Claybone
57.386OLD1S::CADZILLA2GET REEL, GO FISHINNThu Apr 04 1996 15:513
    
    
    Congrats on recieveing your skin there Clay!!
57.387CLUSTA::MAIEWSKIBos-Mil-Atl Braves W.S. ChampsThu Apr 04 1996 15:5510
  BSEE, let's see.

  Big ... Slow ... Enormous ... Elephant ??? no, 
  Big ... Slow ... Emaciated ... Elephant ??? no,
  Big ... Silver ... Energetic ... Elephant ??? no,
  Blue ... Southern ... Electric ... Eel ??? no,

  ... I give up, what's in the bag?

  George
57.388Bull$hitterExtraordinaireEmeritusGENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Apr 04 1996 16:041
    
57.390now get a real yob;-)BSS::JACKSONIce off has started!Fri Apr 05 1996 00:333
      good job Claybone!
    
      Tim
57.391CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Apr 05 1996 09:333
Congrats my man.  Well deserved, well earned.

Tell me now, does it taste like chicken?
57.392GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Fri Apr 05 1996 10:475
    
    	Thanks all.  The stalk was a long one.  No 'Saw, it does not
    	taste like chicken.  It tastes like......."Victory!" ;^)
    
    Claybone
57.393CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Apr 05 1996 11:055
>    	taste like chicken.  It tastes like......."Victory!" ;^)
>    
>    Claybone

Stop it Claybone!  You'll give me a woodrow....
57.394what I heardHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedFri Apr 05 1996 11:2711
>    	taste like chicken.  It tastes like......."Victory!" ;^)

... and smells like napalm ...

So was it one of those high speed kinda chase things where you pulled it
over after a chasing it down the interstate for a couple of miles and
then beat the crap outta it?

Now that's a manly sport :=]

TTom
57.395CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Apr 05 1996 11:325
>So was it one of those high speed kinda chase things where you pulled it
>over after a chasing it down the interstate for a couple of miles and
>then beat the crap outta it?

If it hadn't run, he wouldn't have had to beat it so hard.
57.396film at 11?HBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedFri Apr 05 1996 11:403
I think we need a couple more VPs to investigate this shameful episode.

TTom
57.397GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Fri Apr 05 1996 11:416
    
    TTom,
    
    	It were slow and agonizing.  But it's done!
    
    Claybone
57.398or so I heard onceHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedFri Apr 05 1996 11:477
>    	It were slow and agonizing.  But it's done!

When it comes to VPs, the slow and agonizing part fits like a glove.

But it never ends, the race goes on Judah...

TTom
57.399exMSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shoveFri Apr 05 1996 11:446
    
      I was out in the back yard hunting squirrels the other day.
     I almost got one too. But I wrecked the car when he ran up a
     tree.
    
                 _Emo Phillips
57.400CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Apr 05 1996 12:1319
>    
>      I was out in the back yard hunting squirrels the other day.
>     I almost got one too. But I wrecked the car when he ran up a
>     tree.
>    
>                 _Emo Phillips


Emo is hysterical.  His delivery and everything is so, so, so....psychotic.


TTom:

	Shameful, fits like a glove?  Hmmmm, where have I heard THAT
	before.


'Saw

57.401More EmoMSBCS::BRYDIEI need somebody to shoveFri Apr 05 1996 12:499
    
       I saw a homeless man eating out of my garbage last week.
      It really bothers me to see another human being eating out
      of the garbage.  
    
      So I made him this really nice racoon costume. But do you 
      think he wears it?
      
    
57.402looks funnyHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedFri Apr 05 1996 13:076
Emo greatly benifits from the fack that he looks funny.

At the start of the -.1, I thought we were gonna get something more on
VPs...

TTom
57.403CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Apr 05 1996 13:129
He has a joke that he does that I don't completely remember, but it's something
like

	You know it's going to be a bad day, when you wake up and
	realize that you have to kill several members of your
	immediate family for being possessed by the devil.


Emo cracks me up.
57.404M.O.?HBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedFri Apr 05 1996 13:336
	You know it's going to be a bad day, when you wake up and
	realize that you have to kill several managers of your
	immediate unit for being possessed by the devil.

TTom
57.405CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Apr 05 1996 14:429
>	You know it's going to be a bad day, when you wake up and
>	realize that you have to kill several managers of your
>	immediate unit for being possessed by the devil.

Change the last line to 

		complete flaming a[CENSORED]s  

and you're close to the point 8^)
57.406Bug SeasonHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Jul 15 1996 15:4417
Wail, it's time to gear up for the nexted annual Bug Hunt.

Heading to Key West to go underwater as the state lets you dive for
lobsters for a couple days afore the commercial season starts.

They're the spiny kind with no pinchers so they're relatively easy to
catch with a little prodding stick and some nets. 

The onliest problem is with the other wildlife which in Key West is
manifest. Biggest danged ol' barricudas I ever saw. The sharks are mostly
of the timid and non-lethal manner. Also, thanks to Bertha, I'm expecting
the water to be closer to pea soup than Cayman Islands.

You're limited to 6 per person per day. What we usually do is have
several people who don't really dive and we get six for them, too.

TTom
57.407ROCK::GRONOWSKIMon Jul 15 1996 16:082
    
    Do lobsters hunt people?
57.408maybe BobHuntHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Jul 15 1996 16:139
Not the ones that I hunt.

They taunt you, make noises and faces at you, tell the sharks and 'cudas
about you, but they pretend like they're defenseless.

I wouldn't turn my back on 'em, at least not in a group. One-on-one
they're nice enough but they're given to the mob mentality.

TTom
57.409mostly fearless bug hunterHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Jul 29 1996 12:0426
I survived the deep encounters with the large and unusually aggressive
larry and barry cuda as well as my firsted encounter with a shark of the
bad kind.

We went bug (aka spiny lobster) hunting in Key West where the wild life
reign supreme. Normally, intruding into their space is OK if'n you stick
to the bugs.

Thised time, we were with a couple of other guys and they decided they
wanted to do some spear fishing. The net effect was very few fish and a
whole lot of chum. Larry and Barry thrive on this and worked theyselves
into a suitable fury. About anything that moved got their attention.

Meanwhile, in the nexted channel, I met a genuine black tip shark. He was
only a teenager and not full grown. He was about 6 feet and the master of
his domain. He made it quite clear that he ran that section of town and
that I could either slink away or he's run me off. All the while he was
coming at me I kept thinking that he prolly was a much better swimmer
than me and that I'd best heed his notice and beam.

Other than that, good times were had by all, catching the limit of 6 per
day relatively easily. Got in a couple of days of Dolphin fishing. These
are fish, folks, so don't fret about your friendly faux mod killin
Flipper.

TTom
57.410ROCK::GRONOWSKIMon Jul 29 1996 14:412
    
    Do fish spear hunt humans?
57.411spear unto others...HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Jul 29 1996 15:106
Them that gots a spear, do.

When you're down under, you're in their domain and in places like Key
West they're liable to gig, chew, gnaw or spear you.

TTom
57.412CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastTue Sep 17 1996 15:577
57.413GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Tue Sep 17 1996 16:245
57.414CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastTue Sep 17 1996 16:299
57.415Arkansas::Near West VirginnyNIOSS1::REEVEThu Oct 10 1996 11:0851
57.416could beHBAHBA::HAASNot A Sane Chap Anywhere &#039;RoundThu Oct 10 1996 11:169
57.417whats a frog gig???BSS::MENDEZThu Oct 10 1996 11:282
57.418Jammin'ODIXIE::ZOGRANBravos all the way!Thu Oct 10 1996 11:385
57.419NIOSS1::REEVEThu Oct 10 1996 11:401
57.420NIOSS1::REEVEThu Oct 10 1996 11:459
57.421GENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Oct 10 1996 14:355
57.422be vewy quietGENRAL::WADEAh&#039;m Yo Huckleberry...Thu Oct 17 1996 16:0910
57.423BRAT::taydhcp-23-144-177.tay.dec.com::LongWThu Oct 17 1996 16:125
57.424OLD1S::CADZILLA2PM&amp;D Tools SupportThu Oct 17 1996 16:405
57.425NQOS01::nqsrv203.nqo.dec.com::WorkbenchThu Oct 17 1996 20:172
57.426IMBETR::DUPREZA great face for radio...Fri Oct 18 1996 09:366
57.427CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Oct 18 1996 09:497
57.428San juans were emptyBSS::RIGGENTue Oct 22 1996 20:0410
57.429WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MNEW YORK YANKEES WORLD CHAMPSWed Nov 13 1996 09:1822
57.430I have almost seen everything nowCSLALL::BRULESmoke on the WaterWed Nov 13 1996 10:4110
57.431OLD1S::CADZILLA2PM&amp;D Tools SupportWed Nov 13 1996 10:533
57.432CSLALL::BRULESmoke on the WaterWed Nov 13 1996 10:562
57.433OLD1S::CADZILLA2PM&amp;D Tools SupportWed Nov 13 1996 11:043
57.434WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MNEW YORK YANKEES WORLD CHAMPSWed Nov 13 1996 11:405
57.435not very sportingHBAHBA::HAASCome on down, Gilbert BrownFri Jan 31 1997 13:4714
  Two China zoo staff eat endangered deer

   BEIJING (Jan. 30) - Police have arrested two staff of a zoo in central
   China who killed and ate an endangered white fallow deer, officials
   said Thursday.

   Police in Wuhan, Hubei province, detained the two after their Jan. 23
   feast, a zoo official said. The two men entered the deer pen, broke
   the deer's neck, cooked and ate it, the official said.

   The Wuhan zoo had just bought three of the endangered deer that live
   in southern Europe for $480 each.
 
57.436CAM::WAYand keep me steadfastFri Jan 31 1997 14:241
Maybe they did it "Just for the Zen of it..."