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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

844.0. "Willie the Kid suspended" by STAR::EVANS () Fri Mar 21 1997 15:33

In a local elementary school, a student was suspended for one day for opening 
a porn web page with a browser.  The incident happened with a school computer 
during school hours and after all students had been told that this was against
school rules.  Anybody outraged?

Jim

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844.1SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutFri Mar 21 1997 15:373
    Not I, unless it was by accident.
    
    Don't those dolts know they can restrict access to sites like that?
844.2BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Mar 21 1997 15:402
Was the student 5 years old?
844.3STAR::EVANSFri Mar 21 1997 15:462
I think the student was about 9-10 years old.
844.4they let him off too easyGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri Mar 21 1997 15:499
  heck, a couple years back, an acquaintance (a good guy, too) was outright
 FIRED, right here at Digital, for having a picture of a naked lady on his
 screen.

  Quite right, too, in my view.  As to the kid, he better shape up or be
 ready for a world of hurt.

  bb
844.5BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Mar 21 1997 16:183

	Good thing I only have naked men on mine. :-)
844.6BUSY::SLABch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haFri Mar 21 1997 16:203
    
    	What do you have against naked women, bb?
    
844.7COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 21 1997 16:471
Or what would he _like_ to have against them...
844.8POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 21 1997 18:121
    filthaaa.
844.9Fine with meUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Fri Mar 21 1997 20:118
    I have not persmission to publicly post (and thus will not) the memo
    that went multiple times through our organization that such material is
    grounds for immediate dismissal.  Referenced policy (mumble) on
    appropriate use of tools and networks.
    
    On the kid:  What is the URL? (;-)
    
    No, really, if he was warned, the action appears appropriate.
844.10CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageSat Mar 22 1997 21:316
    Why the heck doesn't the school have network nanny or any of the other
    child-secure packages available?  Are kids allowed free access without
    supervision?  that is akin to leaving an entire library open to kids,
    including the closed stacks.
    
    meg
844.11SMURF::PBECKPaul BeckSun Mar 23 1997 23:393
    From what I heard on TV, the school _did_ have some network
    nanny-style programs installed (more than one, it sounded like).
    They're not 100% bullet-proof, apparently.
844.12Nannys can't help on an "inside job"USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Sun Mar 23 1997 23:482
    The kid was building his own page.  No doubt brought in his favorites
    from Dad's GIF collection in on a floppy.
844.13Mis-read it on the first roundUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Sun Mar 23 1997 23:5712
    Oops, revisted .0  Just visited a forbidden site.  This can happen by
    accident these days, with the wierd stuff search engines can through at
    you.
    
    No, nanny software is not any sort of guarantee.  And it can really
    hose your system due to the unfriendly "hacks" typically used to ensure
    that kids can't disable it.
    
    Took me days to uscramble my Dad's PC after he put on Compuserve's
    package before the Grandkids came to visit.
    
    
844.14Stupid internet tricks....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 10:476
    
    Two Marshfield high school students were suspended FIVE DAYS
    for a posting a death threat (which they signed from their
    Principal, nice touch boys) against President Clinton.
    
    								-mr. bill
844.15PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 24 1997 10:5510
>   <<< Note 844.14 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
    
>    Two Marshfield high school students were suspended FIVE DAYS

    Why are you making a big deal about the FIVE DAYS?  Too long
    a suspension?  Not long enough?



844.16internet = pit o' snakesGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Mar 24 1997 10:599
  Well, I dunno why mr_bill shouted five days, but then as you know, I
 dunno cryptish...

  but it seems relevant...the internet SCOTUS case will be very interesting.

  I'm hoping against hope the court allows regulation, myself, as with tv.

  your friendly sledge, bb
844.17Less of a big deal than creating a new topic, no?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 12:1014
|       Why are you making a big deal about the FIVE DAYS?
    
    Uh, are any of these better?
    
    TWO Marshfield high school students were suspended five days.
    Two MARSHFIELD high school students were suspended five days.
    Two Marshfield HIGH SCHOOL students were suspended five days.
    Two Marshfield high school students were suspended five days.
    TWO MARSHFIELD HIGH SCHOOL students were suspended FIVE DAYS.
    
    
    BTW, the Scotch[TM] Tape teacher is now on indefinite paid leave.
    
    								-mr. bill
844.18EVMS::MORONEYMon Mar 24 1997 12:124
Another kid was suspended for five days for using mouthwash (zero tolerance for
alcohol program + mouthwash has alcohol = five days suspension).  So I guess
the question might be:  Are the crimes of death threats against presidents
and using mouthwash equal, at least in terms of deserving equal punishments?
844.19BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationMon Mar 24 1997 12:167
    
    	RE: .17
    
    	Well, Diane, it's hard to argue with that logic.
    
    	I, for one, wouldn't know where to start.
    
844.20Scope on the rocks, please.NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 24 1997 12:181
Have anybody here been carded when buying mouthwash?
844.21DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Mon Mar 24 1997 12:198
Local story - heard on the radio today, and recalling from memory:

Some number of students (approx 15 I think, not sure of the ages) were
suspended on the drug bit. Apparently, some kid was giving out pieces of
AlkaSeltzer and telling his friends it was candy. Har Har. The school defended
their decision, saying that the offending kids "made bad choices". GMAFB.

844.22PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 24 1997 12:2211
>   <<< Note 844.17 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>

	 So the answer is that there was no reason that you shouted
	 FIVE DAYS?  Okay, just checking.  I like to at least _try_
	 to understand what it is you're getting at.





844.23<strong>Emphasis 101</strong>PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 12:3214
|   So the answer is that there was no reason that you shouted
|   FIVE DAYS?
    
    No, that's not the answer.
    
|   Okay, just checking.
    
    And it warms my heart so deeply.
    
|   I like to at least _try_ to understand what it is you're getting at.
    
    So, why "_try_?"  Why not "try," "*try*," "TRY,"  "_TRY_," or "*TRY*?"
    
    								-mr. bill
844.24low technical marks, thoWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Mar 24 1997 12:343
    TTWA:
    
     Does he think he gets style points for being obscure?
844.25DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Mon Mar 24 1997 12:382
nano-points maybe.
844.26PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 24 1997 12:399
  .24
    
>     Does he think he gets style points for being obscure?

	Apparently.  That's the only explanation I can come up
	with, at least.


844.27LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayMon Mar 24 1997 12:401
    who wrote _Jude, the Obscure_?
844.28thomasGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Mar 24 1997 12:414
  hardy

  bb
844.29So what do *you* think?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 12:4411
    
|	Apparently.  That's the only explanation I can come up
|	with, at least.
    
    I'm sure you can _try_ harder, at least.
    
    
    You do notice that *you* haven't added much to this topic, or haven't
    you noticed?
    
    								-mr. bill
844.30PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 24 1997 12:4815
>   <<< Note 844.29 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
    
>    I'm sure you can _try_ harder, at least.

       I asked you a direct question.  You chose to give me a non-answer.
       That's as hard as I'm willing to try.  If you choose not to be
       understood, well, that's your prerogative, isn't it?

>    You do notice that *you* haven't added much to this topic, or haven't
>    you noticed?

       What does that have to do with it?  Here - I'll answer for you,
       since you seem incapable of it: Nothing.


844.31What we have here is a [ethnic reference deleted] standoff....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 12:5511
|>    You do notice that *you* haven't added much to this topic, or haven't
|>    you noticed?
|
|      What does that have to do with it?  Here - I'll answer for you,
|      since you seem incapable of it: Nothing.
    
    I asked you a direct qusetion.  You chose to give me a non-answer.
    That's as hard as I'm willing to try.  If you choose not to be
    understood, well, that's your prerogative, isn't it?
    
    								-mr. bill
844.32PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 24 1997 13:0012
>   <<< Note 844.31 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>

|>    You do notice that *you* haven't added much to this topic, or haven't
|>    you noticed?

	Surely this was rhetorical question, no?  You think I wouldn't
	know that I haven't yet contributed anything to this topic?

	Well, anyway, I can see that you have no interest in explaining
	your own entry.  So be it.

	
844.33BUSY::SLABAll the leaves are brownMon Mar 24 1997 13:085
    
    	Diane, maybe he'll answer if I ask him.
    
    	Mr. Bill, what was the reason behind the emphasis on "five days"?
    
844.34But please share your uninformed judgement....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 13:1412
|   Are the crimes of death threats against presidents and using mouthwash
|   equal, at least in terms of deserving equal punishments?
    
    The crimes of murdering people and murdering fewer people can be equal,
    at least in terms of deserving equal punishments.
    
    
    But there aren't enough facts presented in the mouthwash packing student
    case and the threat against the president case to make an informed
    judgement one way or the other, is there?
    
    								-mr. bill
844.35PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 24 1997 13:147
  .33  Shawn, not to change the subject, but I notice you haven't
       contributed much to this topic.  Did you notice that?  And
       while we're at it, how's your pool game going?



844.36Obviously, I unintentionally upset our resident Strunk wanabe....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 13:3011
|    	Mr. Bill, what was the reason behind the emphasis on "five days"?
    
    Because five days is longer than one day (I bet you did not know that),
    and a five day suspension is a harsher penalty than a one day
    suspension (I bet you did not know that either).
    
    The only reason I empahsized the penalty was to make sure folks
    wouldn't miss the penalty.   (Which exposes my confidence in the
    reading ability of some 'boxers, nothing more.)
    
    								-mr. bill
844.37PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 24 1997 13:375
   I guess he likes you better, Shawn.  You're cuter, I suppose.



844.38BUSY::SLABAll the leaves are brownMon Mar 24 1997 13:4020
    
    	Ahah!!  An answer.  Would have been rather simple to reveal this
    	15 or so replies ago, yes?
    
    	5>1?  I don't know about that.  I typed
    
    	if 5>1 then print "5>1"
    
    	at my $ and it gave me an error, so apparently it's some sort of
    	mathematical anomaly that can't be processed.
    
    
    	"Harsh" is a subjective term, Mr. Bill.
    
    	If I were planning on meting a harsh penalty to a teenager, the
    	last thing I would would be to give him/her a week off from school
    	so that [s]he could play video games and watch TV.  I think I'd
    	rather make him/her go to school for a few Saturdays in addition
    	to attending all week long.
    
844.39detention == the briar patch....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 24 1997 13:4613
|    	If I were planning on meting a harsh penalty to a teenager, the
|    	last thing I would would be to give him/her a week off from school
|    	so that [s]he could play video games and watch TV.
    
    It's really a plot by the Principal to teach the child the value in
    questioning authority.
    
|   	I think I'd rather make him/her go to school for a few Saturdays in
|   	addition to attending all week long.
    
    You've seen _The_Breakfast_Club_?
    
    								-mr. bill
844.40SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Mar 24 1997 14:136
    
    	mb3lon:  Do not ask questions if you have not been
    		 participating in the topic.
    
    	mb4lon:  Do not explain yourself.  Ever.
    
844.41ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto&#039;s favoriteMon Mar 24 1997 14:254
    
    -mr. bill, the Breakfast Club was made in my neighborhood, it was a
    movie about the North Shore high schools. i highly doubt all high
    schools operate that way. jmho.
844.42wait, does this count as meaningful?SALEM::DODAResignation SupermanMon Mar 24 1997 15:0611
              <<< Note 844.37 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>


  > You're cuter, I suppose.

   I seriously doubt that.

   daryll



844.43NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 24 1997 16:151
Let's ask Glen.
844.44BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Mon Mar 24 1997 16:533
    
    	This is definitely one instance where I hope I'm the ugly one.
    
844.45\BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Mar 24 1997 19:574
    
    
    
    Sure ......   :-)
844.46BUSY::SLABAntisocialMon Mar 24 1997 21:163
    
    	Hey!!
    
844.47BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 25 1997 07:373

	Shawn.... you??? Ugly???? 
844.48WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Mar 25 1997 08:2126
    No-tolerance drug policy ends up a bit flat
    
    Associated Press, 03/24/97 22:01 
    
    BREMERTON, Wash. (AP) - Sixteen middle school students who were
    suspended for three weeks for sampling bits of Alka Seltzer tablets
    will be allowed to return to class, their principal decided Monday. 
    
    One other student - the boy who brought the fizzing antacid to Mountain
    View Middle School and told classmates it was candy - must complete a
    three-day suspension. 
    
    ``I thought I was trying to be cool but I guess it wasn't so cool,''
    Andy Wessels told KING-TV. 
    
    Parents argued that the district overreacted after the students were
    suspended last week for violating the no-tolerance drug policy. 
    
    ``Zero tolerance for drugs doesn't mean zero intelligence for
    application or implementation of the policy,'' parent John Richmon
    said. 
    
    Principal Flint Walpole waived the suspensions after meeting with
    parents, but said all 17 must attend a special class Tuesday on choices
    and decision-making, such as not putting unidentified objects in one's
    mouth. 
844.49BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapTue Mar 25 1997 08:264
How about a "Just Say No! to Stupidity" campaign?

Reminds me of the Devo song "D.A.R.E. to be stupid."  (Punctuation added
just to make a point.)
844.50BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Mar 25 1997 08:325
>    ``Zero tolerance for drugs doesn't mean zero intelligence for
>    application or implementation of the policy,'' parent John Richmon
>    said. 
    
     I wonder what Mr. Bill thinks about this? 
844.51Good thing Fizzies aren't around anymoreTLE::RALTOSuffering P/N writer&#039;s blockTue Mar 25 1997 11:3534
    > Principal Flint Walpole waived the suspensions after meeting with
    > parents, but said all 17 must attend a special class Tuesday on choices
    > and decision-making, such as not putting unidentified objects in one's
    > mouth. 
    
    On PBS's "Barney" this morning, Barney had the kids blindfolded,
    seated at a table, encouraging the kids to take bites of unidentified
    things on the table.
    
    
    re: Presidential death threat
    
    The kids got off easy, imho.  Unlike some of the other silly stuff
    kids are getting suspended for these days (e.g., kissing), this is
    serious stuff, even if they had no intention or ability to carry
    it out.
    
    By the way, educators these days are in disagreement on the whole
    matter of suspension.  Many kids, especially those with no parent at
    home during the day, see a suspension as free time off to play video
    games and the like.  In fact, some schools have adopted "in-school
    suspensions", in which the kids have to come to school but must spend
    the day in the principal's office.  Which must thrill the principal,
    but that's why they get paid the big bucks.
    
    As for these Marshfield kids, the school superintendent said that
    the kids "received a powerful lesson from their government", which
    to me is  1) debatable, and  2) an interesting way to put it.
    
    I'd like to believe that they'd have received the same punishment and
    attention had they typed up the letter on an old Smith-Corona in typing
    class and mailed it off to the White House via good old U.S. Mail.
    
    Chris
844.52?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftTue Mar 25 1997 15:5714
|>   ``Zero tolerance for drugs doesn't mean zero intelligence for
|>   application or implementation of the policy,'' parent John Richmon
|>   said. 
|    
|    I wonder what Mr. Bill thinks about this? 
    
    Uh, mr. bill agrees with intelligent application of rules.  You've
    obviously got me confused with someone else.
    
    (I note that Medved, filling in for Ruuuuuuuuuusssssssssssshhhhhhhh,
    was still ranting about the three week suspension a couple of hours
    ago.)
    
    								-mr. bill
844.53you sure have a funny way of showing itWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Mar 26 1997 07:313
    >Uh, mr. bill agrees with intelligent application of rules.
    
     For small values of intelligent.
844.54For whatever value of intelligent you can muster....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 10:2622
|                 -< you sure have a funny way of showing it >-
|   >Uh, mr. bill agrees with intelligent application of rules.
|    
|    For small values of intelligent.
    
    Small values of intelligent for soapbox moderators.  I cut you folks a
    lot of slack, given some of the members you all have to deal with.
    (Been there, done that, didn't like it.)
    
    But for the secret service and their application of the rules (the two
    Internet death threatinging students committed a felony you know) seems
    they used a wee bit of good judgement in letting the school discipline
    the students.  And it seems to me the Principal used a wee bit of
    judgement in giving out a FIVE DAY (just for you, di) suspension
    to the two students.
    
    
    But you know better, huh?  
    
    How would *you* have intelligently applied the rules in this case?
    
    								-mr. bill
844.55PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 26 1997 10:2811
>   <<< Note 844.54 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>

>  I cut you folks a
>  lot of slack

	Oh.  I, for one, am ETERNALLY GRATEFUL (just for you, bill) to
	you.  What a pip.




844.56BUSY::SLABCrackerWed Mar 26 1997 10:364
    
    	ETERNALLY GRATEFUL is capitalized to set it apart from TEMPORARILY
    	GRATEFUL, I guess?
    
844.57Just for you, Lady Di....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 10:376
|	Oh.  I, for one, am ETERNALLY GRATEFUL (just for you, bill) to
|	you.
    
    Your welcome.
    
    								-mr. bill
844.58PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 26 1997 10:397
>                   <<< Note 844.56 by BUSY::SLAB "Cracker" >>>

	I'll never tell.  Maybe if you try harder, I'll consider
	ignoring you less often though.


844.59SALEM::DODAResignation SupermanWed Mar 26 1997 10:431
We really do need a "Dope Slap" note.
844.60BUSY::SLABCrackerWed Mar 26 1997 10:469
    
    	RE: .58
    
    	Now there's something to strive for.
    
    
    
    	8^)
    
844.61how big of you to cut us slackWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Mar 26 1997 11:0114
    >Small values of intelligent for soapbox moderators.  
    
     ooh, how Browkeresque.
    
    >I cut you folks a lot of slack, 
    
     For which we are eternally grateful, I assure you.
    
    >How would *you* have intelligently applied the rules in this case?
    
    We didn't disagree on those cases. Where we disagreed was when you gave
    your blanket support to the suspension of the toy toting tot without
    any indication whatsoever that such a level of sanction was
    appropriate. /hthbibid
844.62ghoulish !GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 26 1997 11:065
  I REALLY liked the secret service letting the principal whose name
 they forged on the assassination threat choose their punishment !!

  bb
844.63Or the librarian :-)TLE::RALTOGore, remember to pick up the checkWed Mar 26 1997 11:175
    Would'a been even more ghoulish had they given the punishment
    delegation to some unaccountable sadistic types like shop teachers
    or gym teachers.
    
    Chris
844.64re: .61PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 11:3625
|   Where we disagreed was when you gave your blanket support to the
|   suspension of the toy toting tot without any indication whatsoever that
|   such a level of sanction was appropriate. /hthbibid             
    
    What "blanket support?"
    
    Because I need to know *MORE* about a story than what shows up on
    Page One of the Boston Herald you call that "blanket support?"  (Cute pic
    of Joshua, btw.)
    
    The *only* disagreement we have is that "he is five" and "it was a toy"
    are sufficient facts to condemn a teacher and a vice-principal for
    the OUTRAGE of suspending the child for a day.  I need more to go on
    here, that's all.
    
    
    And to take a look at how the rest of the story tones down the
    OUTRAGE about "stupid administrator tricks."  Look at the Speedy
    Alka Selzter Case.  Conservatives were going NUTS about how stupid
    it was to suspend for 15 DAYS, yet the end result of intelligent
    application of the rules was that some kids got suspended for 1 day,
    and the prankster got suspended for 3 days.  Frankly, that seems about
    right for doing something so totally stupid.
    
    								-mr. bill
844.65BUSY::SLABCrash, burn ... when will I learn?Wed Mar 26 1997 11:407
    
    	Mr. Bill, do you realize how stupid they sounded in considering a
    	15-day suspension at all?
    
    	Why didn't they reason it out and come to the 1-day conclusion in
    	the first place?
    
844.66?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 11:5519
|    	Mr. Bill, do you realize how stupid they sounded in considering a
|    	15-day suspension at all?
|    
|    	Why didn't they reason it out and come to the 1-day conclusion in
|    	the first place?
    
    So now it's just style over substance that's the issue?
    
    Is "mandatory penalty" or "minimum penalty" that can be readily
    overruled
    
    any different in substance
    
    than a penalty range?
    
    
    Both require intelligent application of rules.
    
    								-mr. bill
844.67PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 26 1997 12:068
>   <<< Note 844.64 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
    
>    What "blanket support?"

	842.77 seems to indicate that you think the act of bringing
	a toy gun to school justifies suspension.  no qualifiers.


844.68So we're talking about Billy in the Willie note?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 12:5622
    
|	842.77 seems to indicate that you think the act of bringing
|	a toy gun to school justifies suspension.  no qualifiers.
    
    No "must" there huh?
    
    See also 842.163.
    
    I'll repeat it here, complete with the original <strong></strong>.
    
|   [If the vice-principal] *WAS FORCED* by the rules to suspend the child
|   because rules is rules, then I'll join with the 'box rabble in condemning
|   such foolishness.
    
    I suspect a vice-principal of an elementary school is able to make the
    judgement of when it's appropriate to suspend a five year old for
    bringing a toy gun to school and when it is not appropriate to suspend
    a five year old for bringing a toy gun to school.
    
    You suspect that a vice-principal is a blathering idiot.
    
    								-mr. bill
844.69re: .18 See 79.3918PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 13:058
|   Another kid was suspended for five days for using mouthwash (zero
|   tolerance for alcohol program + mouthwash has alcohol = five days
|   suspension).
    
    Is it *possible* that the child was not being entirely truthful
    about why he *DRINKS* Scope?
    
    								-mr. bill
844.70PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 26 1997 13:117
>   <<< Note 844.68 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
    
>    You suspect that a vice-principal is a blathering idiot.

	I suspect you won't be able to show where I indicated this.


844.71842.21PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 13:3610
|	I suspect you won't be able to show where I indicated this.
    
    Isn't that a surprise.  Just as you weren't able to show where I gave
    the vice-principal "blanket support."
    
    Can you understand how "...how you say, dumb" might be misread as
    an indictation that you didn't think it was a bright idea to suspend
    the five year old?
    
    								-mr. bill
844.72PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 26 1997 13:5210
>   <<< Note 844.71 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
    
>    Can you understand how "...how you say, dumb" might be misread as
>    an indictation that you didn't think it was a bright idea to suspend
>    the five year old?

	Yes, certainly.


844.73Razor thin distinctionPERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftWed Mar 26 1997 14:126
    
    Yes of course, the actions were those of a blathering idiot.
    
    But you certainly aren't calling the vice-principal a blathering idiot.
    
    								-mr. bill
844.74Listerine...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 26 1997 14:174
 how much alcohol in Scope ?

  bb
844.7543 ProofCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Mar 26 1997 14:205
Just checked a bottle of Cool Mint Listerine.

Alchohol: 21.6%  !!!!

/john
844.76EVMS::MORONEYWed Mar 26 1997 14:228
re .74:

According to a news report it was something like 23% range (46 proof).

I believe mouthwashes use something called "specially denatured alcohol",
denatured in such a way that it's not harmful if swallowed but attempts
to get drunk by drinking it will make you feel sick enough to decide that was
a bad idea.
844.77PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 26 1997 14:2518
>   <<< Note 844.73 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
    
>    Yes of course, the actions were those of a blathering idiot.

	Those are your words - not mine.
    
>    But you certainly aren't calling the vice-principal a blathering idiot.

	That's correct - I'm not.  The decision appears to have been
	a joint decision, and I feel it's a stupid one (perhaps made because
	rules are rules and they felt they "had no choice but to suspend" him),
	but I have called no-one a blathering idiot.  I haven't even mentioned
	the vice-principal specifically, let alone indicate that I think
	"a vice-principal is a blathering idiot".

  


844.78WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 27 1997 06:051
    although, we may be getting close to hearing someone called one :-).
844.79Bad to the bone...PCBUOA::HOVEYThu Mar 27 1997 07:166
    
    My stepson was suspended earlier this year for one day. His first day
    in a new class he went into the "Marilyn Manson" page on the WEB....
    His explanation was that he didn't get to read the schools "by-laws" on
    this since he was a late addition to this class, the school
    agreed that this was the case but rules are rules are rules are rules...
844.80COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 27 1997 08:439
	re .-1

	Exactly what did the rule say to forbid accessing a Marilyn Manson
	page?

	No crap pages?

/john
844.81Oddly enough, facts are stupid things....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftThu Mar 27 1997 08:5311
|   The decision appears to have been a joint decision, and I feel it's a
|   stupid one
    
    Suspending a child for using mouthwash is - how you say, dumb.
    Suspending a child for *DRINKING* mouthwash is - how you say, smart.
    
    
    Feel free to "feel" a decision is stupid all you want.  Without all the
    facts, all you've got is your "feeling."
    
    								-mr. bill
844.82BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 27 1997 08:567
    I'll buy that.
    
    Hey, look, we send our kids to school, and we don't want the school to
    let our kids do anything stupid or dangerous (outside of the regular
    cirriculum, that is).  We excoriate them if they allow kids to get
    drunk on school time.  So, maybe we should cut a little slack when they
    don't allow kids to have alcohol on school property.
844.83PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 27 1997 09:028
>   <<< Note 844.81 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
    
>    Feel free to "feel" a decision is stupid all you want.

	Oh gosh, thanks.  First you're cutting me slack as a moderator
	and now this!  What a banner week.


844.84WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 27 1997 09:034
    Whatever happened to detention, anyway? Whatever happened to phone
    calls to parents from teachers and administrators? How did it happen
    that teachers and administrators came to limit their responses to a
    single one: suspension?
844.85WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 27 1997 09:081
    conflict is an uncomfortable thing to deal with?
844.86PCBUOA::HOVEYThu Mar 27 1997 09:223
    
    It's nice when they say,"I'll punish you by sending you home for the
    next 2 days."  
844.87BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Mar 27 1997 09:487
    
    You've got to admit the boy's story is weak. After all, it's a 
    school, and schools have bathrooms, and bathrooms have sinks,
    and ....
    
    
    drinking mouthwash ......   YUK!
844.88BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetThu Mar 27 1997 10:105
    
    	RE: .85/.84
    
    	It's a power-trip thing.
    
844.89BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetThu Mar 27 1997 10:117
    
    	RE: .80
    
    	There are probably some rather bad things on most of their pages,
    	although most of it is probably obscenities that you hear in the
    	hallways at school anyways.
    
844.90CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 27 1997 10:158

 My son came over with a Marilyn Manson CD one time.  I took one look
 at the song titles, read some of the "lyrics" and listened to part of
 one cut on the CD..and into the trash it went.


 Jim
844.91BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetThu Mar 27 1997 10:176
    
    	"Burn the witches, burn the witches ..."
    
    
    	Jim, you're a terrible person.
    
844.92WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 27 1997 11:372
    and there is a question of someone's constitutional rights having
    been trampled. 
844.93Whatever happened? You don't hear or you don't listen....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftThu Mar 27 1997 13:0925
    
|   Whatever happened to detention, anyway? Whatever happened to phone
|   calls to parents from teachers and administrators? How did it happen
|   that teachers and administrators came to limit their responses to a
|   single one: suspension?
    
    Uh, gosh.  Could it be that teachers and administrators *don't* limit
    their responses to a single one: suspension?
    
    Could it be possible that the *vast* majority of the time, discipline
    does *NOT* involve suspension.
    
    Could it be possible that the *vast* majority of the time when a
    student is suspended, the student's and parent's self-serving stories
    don't even pass on-the-face-of-it plausibility.
    
    Could it be possible that you don't hear boo about the *vast* majority
    of school discipline actions?
    
    
    Nah, there's only a half a dozen kids who have been suspended this
    school year, and you've heard about EVERY SINGLE ONE of them in Soapbox.
    
    
    								-mr. bill
844.94HOTLNE::BURTrude people ruleThu Mar 27 1997 16:141
so say boo.
844.95POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 27 1997 16:226
    
    Sing "Hey to you -- good-day to you"
    Sing "Bah to you -- ha! ha! to you"
    Sing "Boo to you -- pooh, pooh to you"
    And that's what you should say!
             
844.96er... not Billy the KidPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 27 1997 16:576
  .93

     Gee whiz.  I'm, like, wicked sarcastic, but I could take lessons
     from Billy. ;>

844.97NETRIX::&quot;[email protected]&quot;Thu Mar 27 1997 17:0922
I know this will come as a huge surprise to most of you, but I spent
quite a bit of time in detention as a lad.  Mostly for being a wiseass or
not doing my homework.  It does turn into a little club after a while.

On the other hand, if we did something really bad we got caned or
plimsolled.  This happened to me the time that I cut off Alan Weaver's
tie at the knot.  Although, I was let off with a warning when I hit Alan
Weaver on the head with a brick, even though it did him a lot more harm.
I think they Our form master, Mr Williams (we called him Yogi, but I don't
know why) was a vicious sadist git who would actually take a run up
before he delivered the blow, as if he was bowling a cricked ball.
Consequently, we didn't do really bad things a lot.

There was a point to this.  But I've forgotten it.







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844.98BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lThu Mar 27 1997 17:228
    
    	Colin, I think your point might have been "I was disciplined prop-
    	erly and look how I turned out.  So if you want your kids to be
    	just like me, take notes."
    
    	Or I guess it could have been "Why didn't I hit Alan over the head
    	with a brick more often?  The little snot deserved it".
    
844.99oh-ee-oh-ee-oh!WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 28 1997 06:4916
    >Could it be possible that the *vast* majority of the time, discipline
    >does *NOT* involve suspension.
    
     For what level of violation? A 5 year old taking a hunk of plastic
    into school causes a suspension of five days, reduced to one only when the
    punishment sees the light of day and the administrators think better of
    it. How much less serious of an offense is there?
    
    >Could it be possible that the *vast* majority of the time when a
    >student is suspended, the student's and parent's self-serving stories
    >don't even pass on-the-face-of-it plausibility.
    
     I suppose you consider this to be in some measure a refutation of
    something I've said, a most baffling turn of events. On the other hand,
    it does provide a vehicle for you to beat your chest, one of your most
    favoritest pastimes. Does Marsden think his father is Tarzan?
844.100BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Mar 28 1997 12:2724
>     For what level of violation? A 5 year old taking a hunk of plastic
>    into school causes a suspension of five days, reduced to one only when the
>    punishment sees the light of day and the administrators think better of
>    it. How much less serious of an offense is there?


  If I understand Mr. Bill correctly, he would put adminstrative evaluation
  above parental evaluation, that the lack of a contribution by the admin
  folks to the article makes it incomplete (agreed) and as such, may
  be lacking facts which the mother would not want published.

  Now, I suppose if little Joshua pistol whipped his classmates, he would
  have a point.

  Obviously the mother has something to hide (conspiracies are 
  everywhere) with motivations differing from improving the current
  administrative practices.

  And we all know that Mr. Bill is not a nutter ... so he must be right,
  5 year olds with toys not withstanding ....

  Doug.

844.101WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 28 1997 14:2021
>  If I understand Mr. Bill correctly, he would put adminstrative evaluation
>  above parental evaluation, 
    
    This seems apparent. I wonder, however, how he would have reacted if
    the teacher who taped the mouth of Holly hummer had been supported by
    the administration.
    
>    that the lack of a contribution by the admin
>  folks to the article makes it incomplete (agreed) 
    
     Nobody has disputed this.
    
>    and as such, may be lacking facts which the mother would not want
>    published.
    
    Nobody's disputed that either.
    
    All we asked him to do was to provide any evidence whatsoever that
    _given the facts as presented_ justified the suspension, for which we
    were entertained by a clumsy tapdance.
    
844.102CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Mar 31 1997 10:5215
    Well,
    
    the Springs has a zero tolerance policy for drugs and weapons,
    including plastic replicas and squirt guns.  A pocket knife can cause a
    student to be expelled, especially if the child doesn't fit the
    demographic norms for the area.  (90+% of expulsions are inflicted on
    minority students and are in the platic gun variety, not anything
    particularly heinous.)  
    
    However, hitting another child with a rock, shoe or fist is punishable
    at most by Afterschool detention or Staturday school.  One has to
    wonder why actually inflicting harm on another body is less harmful to
    the student population than possesion of a squirt gun.  
    
    meg
844.103Sigh....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it&#039;s comin&#039; from the leftMon Mar 31 1997 11:5142
|   I wonder, however, how he would have reacted if the teacher who taped
|   the mouth of Holly hummer had been supported by the administration.
    
    No effect on my reaction.
    
    In that case, there was "no dispute" about the significant facts.
    Not tough to come to a conclusion there.
    
|>   that the lack of a contribution by the admin
|>  folks to the article makes it incomplete (agreed) 
|    
|    Nobody has disputed this.
    
    You come to a conclusion and condemn the administration IN SPITE of
    the incomplete article.  I won't jump to such a conclusion.
    
|>    and as such, may be lacking facts which the mother would not want
|>    published.
|    
|    Nobody's disputed that either.
    
    You come to a conclusion and condemn the administration IN SPITE of
    the fact that Mom might not have told the whole truth.  I won't jump
    to such a conclusion.
    
|   All we asked him to do was to provide any evidence whatsoever that
|   _given the facts as presented_ justified the suspension, for which we
|   were entertained by a clumsy tapdance.
    
    All I've asked you to do is support your blanket condemnation of
    the administration - IN SPITE of the *ADMITTED* lack of facts,
    IN SPITE of the *ADMITTED* bias of the Mom.
    
    -----
    
    You know what lack of facts are, don't you?  For example, suspending a
    student for *gasp* USING mouthwash, how absurd, what kind of idiots are
    there at these schools, yada yada yada.
    
    Oh, the kid was *DRINKING* mouthwash?  Nevermind.
    
    								-mr. bill