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697 notes across 23 conferences

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11SRUS::RALTO7Tue Sep 14 1993Mon Oct 04 1993It's all part of the show!
CORPRL::RALTO186Tue Apr 16 1991Wed Sep 01 1993It's all part of the show!
DDIF::RALTO82Fri Mar 23 1990Wed Mar 31 1993Jethro in Wonderland
DTIF::RALTO11Sun Jan 05 1992Fri Nov 13 1992It's all part of the show!
GOOEY::RALTO13Sat Jun 13 1992Wed Dec 21 1994It's all part of the show!
MLTVAX::RALTO4Fri May 14 1993Thu Aug 12 1993It's all part of the show!
RUSSIA::RALTO8Wed Jul 24 1991Wed Apr 08 1992Getting the last laugh

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back40::soapbox600Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
noted::ibmpc-9417'94 conference archived; use NOTED::IBMPC-95 now
noted::ibmpc-9515IBM PCs, clones, DOS, etc.
bookie::movies12Movie Reviews and Discussion
7.286::digital9The Digital way of working
turris::decbasic8DEC BASIC Conference
napalm::guitar7GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion
7.286::humor3Humor - Read Note 2.*
koolit::disney3The Disneyphile's Disney File
turris::evax_bliss3BLISS compilers for Alpha AXP -- ** DIGITAL CONFIDENTIAL **
turris::evax_bliss3BLISS compilers for Alpha AXP -- ** DIGITAL CONFIDENTIAL **
noted::mswindows2Microsoft Windows
noted::windows952Microsoft Windows 95 ("Chicago")
abbott::visual_basic2Microsoft Visual Basic
mr1pst::music2MUSIC V4
smurf::alpha_osf2This conferernce has moved to TURRIS::DIGITAL_UNIX
noted::ibmpc-931'93 conference archived; use NOTED::IBMPC-94 now
7.286::massachusetts1Welcome to the MASSACHUSETTS Conference
501clb::games1Welcome to GAMES
clt::vax_basic1Discussions on VAX BASIC
7.286::visualc1Microsoft Visual C/C++
7.286::red_sox1Boston Red Sox
jetsam::watn1Wide Area Terminal Network (WATN)

Conference back40::soapbox (Soapbox. Just Soapbox.)

600 posts
TOPIC 11.0 Things to Like Today
11.19161Thu Sep 26 1996 14:18 Oh, "Pluto". Thought you said "Playtoe"... 3 lines
11.19577Wed Oct 09 1996 10:35 They must be reliving the birth experience 9 lines
11.19603Wed Oct 09 1996 16:18 Should be a TTHT, for me 12 lines
11.19605Wed Oct 09 1996 16:18 See, I shoulda waited then, too 4 lines
11.19711Mon Oct 14 1996 15:34 Finally got my fill of driving the not-so-new car 11 lines
11.19988Thu Oct 24 1996 16:39 "Mattress", indeed, as in sleep-inducing 11 lines
11.20586Thu Nov 14 1996 09:10 How would Curly respond to "Bullets! I want bullets!"? 5 lines
11.20667Mon Nov 18 1996 11:09 The "Barney" of burgers takes a hit... breaks my heart 24 lines
11.20674Mon Nov 18 1996 11:30 Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory 33 lines
11.20681Mon Nov 18 1996 11:59 Cordon this area off 13 lines
11.20721Wed Nov 20 1996 10:56 An extra-strong missile that's been working out? 11 lines
11.21200Tue Dec 10 1996 09:22 Dadgum contraptions 12 lines
11.21442Fri Dec 20 1996 09:42 Don't look, kids... it's not a pretty sight 38 lines
11.21449Fri Dec 20 1996 10:17 elmo: v. To pay ridiculous price for in-demand item 22 lines
11.21451Fri Dec 20 1996 10:20 Santa arrived early this year, let's peek... why, it's: 8 lines
11.22030Tue Jan 14 1997 10:11 It's fun, really (even after 20 years, in my case) 5 lines
11.22104Thu Jan 16 1997 15:31 In freezing tubes, but no one could tell the difference 6 lines
11.22149Fri Jan 17 1997 10:01 Good excuse to buy some more CDs 14 lines
11.22387Fri Jan 24 1997 09:51 Files may have been renamed "for your convenience" 12 lines
11.22738Fri Feb 07 1997 13:38 Oh, the humanity! 11 lines
11.22827Thu Feb 13 1997 09:25 It's that old lingering Cell Phone Excitement! 16 lines
11.22831Thu Feb 13 1997 09:43 I almost never use my cell phone, but... 6 lines
11.22870Thu Feb 13 1997 14:23 Probably explains why I'm not a passenger much anymore 15 lines
11.24031Tue Mar 25 1997 13:32 Wow, there's actual... *music* here! 17 lines
11.24041Tue Mar 25 1997 16:17 Set course for the nearest border 9 lines
TOPIC 12.0 Things to Hate Today
12.18093Thu Sep 26 1996 12:39 It's never easy, and can be harder this way 8 lines
12.18378Mon Oct 07 1996 17:48 Up up and away 7 lines
12.18522Fri Oct 11 1996 15:46 Just found about another departee-to-be 17 lines
12.18528Fri Oct 11 1996 16:20 Whoops, I'm babbling again :-) 10 lines
12.18532Fri Oct 11 1996 16:40 Naw, I was the imposter, that's it 11 lines
12.18535Fri Oct 11 1996 16:55 Ay-uh! We just sit heah, glazhed ovah! 6 lines
12.18565Mon Oct 14 1996 13:47 Possibilities 15 lines
12.18675Thu Oct 17 1996 12:01 Too cheap for sidewalks, except for yuppie power walks 12 lines
12.18785Wed Oct 23 1996 15:32 Or maybe it was a ship... 11 lines
12.18865Fri Oct 25 1996 10:34 4 lines
12.18900Fri Oct 25 1996 16:31 Now I can catch up on muh technical manuals 4 lines
12.19043Fri Nov 01 1996 10:08 More adults like Kit Kat, though 3 lines
12.19109Mon Nov 04 1996 15:01 Hmmm, I should check that out tonight 4 lines
12.19376Tue Nov 12 1996 15:25 "Control module", grrr, I'll give 'em a modyooll 15 lines
12.19523Mon Nov 18 1996 16:41 Look out, it's the Magic Eye Syndrome! 9 lines
12.19533Tue Nov 19 1996 17:34 I've gotta turn these things off 4 lines
12.19915Mon Dec 09 1996 09:39 Heavy, almost-dripping-wet snow 24 lines
12.19918Mon Dec 09 1996 10:01 Ouch 6 lines
12.19964Tue Dec 10 1996 13:23 I've heard that line before, Captain 4 lines
12.19967Tue Dec 10 1996 13:36 This, I remember. Yesterday, I forget. 4 lines
12.19969Tue Dec 10 1996 13:48 Fried my brain right there in its own pan 5 lines
12.19989Tue Dec 10 1996 14:36 Everyone's a cartoonist now 18 lines
12.20098Fri Dec 13 1996 10:18 Somehow, things are funnier on the "dark side" 19 lines
12.20114Fri Dec 13 1996 13:55 Toronto? Toronto?? <insert head-clearing shake> 16 lines
12.20424Tue Dec 24 1996 10:07 Better than a demo derby video game 21 lines
12.20432Tue Dec 24 1996 12:51 Throw in a little Poppin' Fresh for good measure 13 lines
12.20737Fri Jan 10 1997 16:11 Minor annoyances 7 lines
12.20980Thu Jan 23 1997 10:52 Catching up... 5 lines
12.20981Thu Jan 23 1997 11:01 Still catching up... 28 lines
12.21395Mon Feb 10 1997 11:26 Stores in the News 21 lines
12.21468Thu Feb 13 1997 12:18 WATP? 20 lines
12.21470Thu Feb 13 1997 12:34 Like Tower Records or even Barnes & Noble 6 lines
12.21480Thu Feb 13 1997 14:00 Sold lots of papars, indeed, and fed Internet hysteria 65 lines
12.21486Thu Feb 13 1997 14:13 Seems easy to resolve 16 lines
12.21493Thu Feb 13 1997 14:28 NASA --> search site --> Hustler, whoops 8 lines
12.21497Thu Feb 13 1997 14:54 c-t c-t c-t Back to "Type to Learn"... 6 lines
12.21501Thu Feb 13 1997 15:14 I'm too old for that kinda stuff, arrhh 3 lines
12.21509Thu Feb 13 1997 17:15 The freshman girls liked it, but us seniors had to hate it 6 lines
12.22241Wed Mar 12 1997 12:32 Why, thank you, "Captain" McCoy 8 lines
12.22257Thu Mar 13 1997 09:27 No... no... no... 9 lines
12.22261Thu Mar 13 1997 09:50 I'd better skip the coffee today 29 lines
TOPIC 14.0 News Briefs
14.10133Thu Sep 26 1996 12:51 3-D moon 17 lines
14.10461Thu Oct 17 1996 11:23 Always check for interactions 8 lines
14.10596Fri Oct 25 1996 11:07 They're not here to defend themselves 6 lines
14.10760Mon Nov 04 1996 09:28 Must be fund-raising time, stir up some interest 8 lines
14.10763Mon Nov 04 1996 10:52 Canis Dufus, probably 4 lines
14.10801Wed Nov 06 1996 10:40 I've given up on referendum questions 6 lines
14.10866Fri Nov 08 1996 10:43 The heck with this, we've got a bridge to build 10 lines
14.10882Tue Nov 12 1996 09:13 The age difference seemed bigger back then 8 lines
14.10893Tue Nov 12 1996 09:58 Stefanie Powers stayed away from spinning cyclones too 11 lines
14.10895Tue Nov 12 1996 10:04 A Cy-clone might be a pretty good pitcher 3 lines
14.10905Tue Nov 12 1996 11:03 "Flying" is okay, "hurtling" is dangerous 5 lines
14.10915Tue Nov 12 1996 15:30 Dick was probably old enough to be her father 11 lines
14.10933Wed Nov 13 1996 10:59 How, er, quaint! :-) A keeper... 19 lines
14.10939Wed Nov 13 1996 11:29 Well, it was still fun 9 lines
14.10953Wed Nov 13 1996 12:28 Is "Bob Barker" a fact or a statistic? :-) 26 lines
14.11004Thu Nov 14 1996 11:14 Will my hair grow back if I go live in a cave? 11 lines
14.11006Thu Nov 14 1996 11:16 It's a dirty job, etc. 6 lines
14.11031Fri Nov 15 1996 13:42 Or should that be, "The former David Brinkley"? :-) 3 lines
14.11034Fri Nov 15 1996 14:58 See Barbara Bain in "Harlem Globetrotters Meet Gilligan" 7 lines
14.11036Mon Nov 18 1996 09:29 He didn't "have it"; stress, exhaustion, old age, ?... 8 lines
14.11040Mon Nov 18 1996 11:48 Maybe he was depressed about the election :-) 14 lines
14.11192Wed Nov 27 1996 14:02 Sad news, followed by ridiculous non-news 15 lines
14.11203Wed Nov 27 1996 14:53 More likely when unrestrained, but also when restrained 18 lines
14.11283Fri Dec 06 1996 10:04 Yessir, yessir, which exact shade is most conducive to learning? 55 lines
14.11292Fri Dec 06 1996 10:38 It's like a giant 3-D video game 24 lines
14.11296Fri Dec 06 1996 11:01 Ah yes, the good old days 10 lines
14.11303Fri Dec 06 1996 13:09 Those who can't teach, control 25 lines
14.11308Fri Dec 06 1996 13:23 They've got the Midas Touch, in reverse 17 lines
14.11310Fri Dec 06 1996 13:33 No, don't bomb, that would spoil the fun 8 lines
14.11327Mon Dec 09 1996 10:07 Unlimited, unaccountable, uncontrollable 16 lines
14.11376Tue Dec 10 1996 15:31 We won't say where we got it... really :-) 4 lines
14.11406Wed Dec 11 1996 14:37 If they'd only invent Antilock Brain System 33 lines
14.11414Wed Dec 11 1996 14:50 Seat belts and air bags may have the same effect 9 lines
14.11416Wed Dec 11 1996 14:51 Screeeechhh..crash 5 lines
14.11426Wed Dec 11 1996 15:05 Looking forward (?) to test-slamming my brakes somewhere 30 lines
14.11633Fri Dec 20 1996 10:24 Let's not polarize over this 3 lines
14.11898Thu Jan 09 1997 13:42 At least yours will grow back 8 lines
14.12097Wed Jan 15 1997 11:03 Newspeak should be taught alongside Ebonics 21 lines
14.12100Wed Jan 15 1997 11:16 Choice vs. "forced" was the point 18 lines
14.12162Thu Jan 16 1997 14:56 America On Litigation 17 lines
14.12169Thu Jan 16 1997 15:13 If it's Internet access, there are many alternatives 12 lines
14.12191Fri Jan 17 1997 09:33 Is there another one who's *not* disturbed? 5 lines
14.12433Thu Jan 30 1997 14:43 It's a dirty job, etc. 7 lines
14.12439Fri Jan 31 1997 11:17 The "plan" still appears pretty vague, though 6 lines
14.13000Fri Mar 07 1997 11:43 Shamelessly stolen from some old movie 5 lines
14.13398Wed Mar 26 1997 11:13 I know what I won't be drinking for about a year 5 lines
TOPIC 15.0 1-800-SOAPBOX
15.7964Mon Oct 07 1996 17:16 set voice/mode=Walter_Brennan 12 lines
15.7971Mon Oct 07 1996 17:44 "My Computer"? How quaint. I got yer computer... 9 lines
15.7976Tue Oct 08 1996 10:49 Let's wing it 9 lines
15.8040Fri Oct 11 1996 16:33 Sounds of hurling can be heard for miles around :-) 11 lines
15.8044Fri Oct 11 1996 17:00 Sounds like a Dilbert Decision 12 lines
15.8086Tue Oct 15 1996 11:00 Come to think of it "Unenrolled" is a strange name 15 lines
15.8315Fri Nov 08 1996 16:04 Mixed feelings 22 lines
15.8327Mon Nov 11 1996 10:49 Dell's worth a look 9 lines
15.8438Thu Nov 21 1996 11:18 I should send him some mail, too... 5 lines
15.8528Wed Nov 27 1996 13:52 Thinking back to some past "scrapes" 7 lines
15.8966Wed Jan 08 1997 10:44 Lemme guess... 11 lines
15.9136Wed Jan 15 1997 15:59 What a racket these math people have going :-) 10 lines
15.9293Mon Jan 27 1997 10:01 One for every occasion, probably including Super Bowl 5 lines
15.9536Mon Feb 10 1997 15:43 Microsoft's idea of "intuitive" 12 lines
15.9797Tue Mar 11 1997 12:53 Or was that the Hale-Junior-Bop? 6 lines
15.9801Tue Mar 11 1997 12:56 Veddy nice 13 lines
TOPIC 17.0 Things To Wonder About
17.19026Fri Sep 27 1996 11:01 Huah... 12 lines
17.19353Tue Oct 08 1996 17:57 Colorful, anyway... the decals, not the insults 11 lines
17.19381Wed Oct 09 1996 09:55 Seemed like good advice at the time 9 lines
17.19382Wed Oct 09 1996 09:57 Cookin' the books, election-style 9 lines
17.19389Wed Oct 09 1996 11:02 Cynical as usual :-) 22 lines
17.19390Wed Oct 09 1996 11:05 Cruel and unusual election results 7 lines
17.19397Wed Oct 09 1996 11:27 Olfactory sensations reminiscent of aquatic life forms 8 lines
17.19409Wed Oct 09 1996 11:48 Whoops, wrong analogy 20 lines
17.19518Fri Oct 11 1996 16:26 Oh-oh 13 lines
17.19559Mon Oct 14 1996 16:45 Didn't have enough old appliance boxes 13 lines
17.19591Tue Oct 15 1996 13:31 Mostly corrected for atrocious grammar 16 lines
17.19827Wed Oct 23 1996 12:22 I can make that spare. Hmmm... 6 lines
17.19842Wed Oct 23 1996 14:32 Two toddlers "talking" to each other, e.g. "Loverboy" 13 lines
17.19919Thu Oct 24 1996 11:55 Either that, or the threat of root canal 5 lines
17.20233Mon Nov 04 1996 13:21 The whole thing should shut down to honor itself 19 lines
17.20244Mon Nov 04 1996 13:50 Safe, wholesome fun for the entire family 13 lines
17.20413Tue Nov 12 1996 09:20 Red triangle? Hmmm... 8 lines
17.20493Thu Nov 14 1996 11:25 Approaching the speed of light? Visit Jenny Craig on the way! 6 lines
17.20583Tue Nov 19 1996 10:38 Convert your tickets for cheap trinkets at the end 9 lines
17.20606Tue Nov 19 1996 14:40 Don't worry, it's just a slump 6 lines
17.20898Fri Dec 06 1996 10:16 But, but, Elmo's a National TREASURE for our children 19 lines
17.20906Fri Dec 06 1996 10:50 Most of these shows are commercially viable 16 lines
17.20913Fri Dec 06 1996 11:22 Yes, Alexander, even you will be happy in Our World 27 lines
17.20915Fri Dec 06 1996 11:23 Rechargeable 9.6V battery available separately for $45 6 lines
17.20918Fri Dec 06 1996 12:17 It could be a possessive's thing 9 lines
17.20948Mon Dec 09 1996 09:56 No doubt I'll be sent on the scouting mission 25 lines
17.20981Tue Dec 10 1996 13:34 Comebackus Interruptus 9 lines
17.21010Tue Dec 10 1996 15:05 Gerry and the Pagemakers 5 lines
17.21032Wed Dec 11 1996 11:18 Have a holly-jolly, er, ticky-tacky Christmas 53 lines
17.21034Wed Dec 11 1996 11:37 "I got Corn Chex!" "Hey, no fair, I got Wheat Chex!" 16 lines
17.21057Thu Dec 12 1996 11:14 There they were, looking like a stack of bills :-) 17 lines
17.21098Fri Dec 13 1996 10:49 Branches swaying in the breeze, maybe 13 lines
17.21364Thu Dec 19 1996 14:31 Something with lots of sizzle 4 lines
17.21567Fri Jan 03 1997 09:42 It's a dirty job, etc. 9 lines
17.21703Thu Jan 09 1997 13:55 Clergy ethics on the decline (again), surprise 13 lines
17.21725Thu Jan 09 1997 16:34 I've mellowed out in my old age, for better or worse 19 lines
17.21789Fri Jan 10 1997 19:44 Tried twice already... 10 lines
17.21801Mon Jan 13 1997 11:18 Navigating the Corkscrew 13 lines
17.21857Thu Jan 16 1997 10:32 Should I reply that I'm flattered? 15 lines
17.21878Thu Jan 16 1997 15:22 It's a dirty job, etc. 5 lines
17.22097Fri Jan 24 1997 14:00 Hmph. I should'a stayed... 13 lines
17.22100Fri Jan 24 1997 14:54 This punch line intentionally omitted for your convenience 5 lines
17.22101Fri Jan 24 1997 14:58 Look, look! Hey, is that a girl? 9 lines
17.22179Wed Jan 29 1997 11:10 It's time to rethink these Super Bowl halftime shows 10 lines
17.22183Wed Jan 29 1997 12:25 10 lines
17.22280Fri Jan 31 1997 12:07 Worked for him, I guess <I said grumbling under my breath> 17 lines
17.22318Tue Feb 04 1997 13:03 Saw this coming 3 lines
17.22348Wed Feb 05 1997 10:06 Kids, check out alt.current-events.clinton.<whatever> 14 lines
17.22406Wed Feb 05 1997 16:06 Should've expected this from the "Computer Geeks" site 9 lines
17.22445Thu Feb 06 1997 12:50 "We paid $xxx for *this*??" 6 lines
17.22480Fri Feb 07 1997 17:03 It also runs my empty floppy drive occasionally 7 lines
17.22486Mon Feb 10 1997 09:35 Who could have predicted it would turn out like this? 6 lines
17.22524Wed Feb 12 1997 11:36 Counting the seconds 'til this appears in "Box Phrases" 13 lines
17.22549Thu Feb 13 1997 14:59 Oh no! They got him too! 6 lines
17.23512Tue Mar 18 1997 12:45 No offense, etc., but couldn't resist 5 lines
17.23514Tue Mar 18 1997 12:48 Dreaming of being in the men's room at work... whoops 14 lines
17.23517Tue Mar 18 1997 13:02 Otherwise, it might've been a shocking experience 5 lines
17.23541Tue Mar 18 1997 15:02 I've done other weird things sleepwalking, long ago 14 lines
17.23651Fri Mar 21 1997 10:29 Hint, sun's pull on egg about 1/1600 of Earth's 18 lines
17.23655Fri Mar 21 1997 10:46 It's the famous "Egg On Your Face" trick experiment? 16 lines
17.23658Fri Mar 21 1997 11:10 An improvement over "Beakman's (sp?) World", then 14 lines
17.23721Tue Mar 25 1997 13:19 ...and what's the company slogan? 5 lines
17.23743Thu Mar 27 1997 09:54 I always knew he reminded me of someone else 5 lines
TOPIC 18.0 Bill Clinton/Hillary Rodham
18.4708Wed Oct 23 1996 13:04 Wistful, hopeful, misty-eyed, and lip-biting all the way 6 lines
18.4767Fri Nov 08 1996 10:54 Hey, I know! Let's gum up Congress with more approvals! 14 lines
18.4772Fri Nov 08 1996 11:14 Sinking before it gets out of the harbor 6 lines
18.4808Tue Nov 12 1996 10:00 Totally non-corporeal 6 lines
18.4850Fri Nov 15 1996 11:38 Shamelessly stolen from Howie Carr :-) 7 lines
18.4857Fri Nov 15 1996 14:50 We'll cross that bridge when we come to it 14 lines
18.4940Tue Nov 26 1996 08:53 We're "on the ground", and they're... not 12 lines
18.4947Wed Nov 27 1996 13:22 Wonder if he's employed this afternoon 13 lines
18.4953Wed Nov 27 1996 14:36 Must be Virtual Friday 5 lines
18.5271Tue Jan 14 1997 09:57 Eat up. Want a bigger spoon? 16 lines
18.5276Thu Jan 16 1997 10:22 Our Bridge will also have many forks leading to greatness 12 lines
18.5327Mon Jan 27 1997 12:46 He... he *lied*?? No!... 12 lines
18.5346Tue Jan 28 1997 21:42 Wistful, with a future-seeking teary-eyed lip bite 5 lines
18.5370Fri Jan 31 1997 12:13 He should just use www.onsale.com to auction 'em off 13 lines
18.5372Fri Jan 31 1997 12:22 We can say "Hey, I was there, don't tell me" :-) 5 lines
18.5455Wed Feb 05 1997 13:59 It's fine, just fine, now go rent some videos 5 lines
18.5513Tue Feb 11 1997 09:30 Enjoy your choice 13 lines
18.5572Thu Feb 13 1997 09:40 Maybe he came up with The Bridge, intended as a joke 11 lines
18.5793Mon Mar 17 1997 12:52 First heard shouted at a drive-in screen, ca. 1966 7 lines
18.5794Mon Mar 17 1997 12:54 Oh sure, invoke my primal jr. high memories for naught 5 lines
18.5798Tue Mar 18 1997 10:30 Impeachy keen 53 lines
18.5845Thu Mar 20 1997 16:54 Uncharacteristic coming from her, interesting... 8 lines
TOPIC 21.0 Gun Control
21.3367Wed Mar 19 1997 12:28 Take two boneheads, apply excessive authority and firepower 4 lines
21.3378Wed Mar 19 1997 14:22 Oshifer, I swear I've only had two brandish tonight 10 lines
TOPIC 24.0 Thanksgiving
24.354Tue Nov 26 1996 09:00 Rob robbed the cradle 8 lines
TOPIC 26.0 WhiteWaterGate
26.1199Thu Nov 07 1996 12:56 Demotions 20 lines
TOPIC 30.0 Newt Gingrich
30.2276Fri Jan 03 1997 12:39 Give credence to destiny/fate theories 17 lines
30.2440Wed Jan 15 1997 13:52 Argh, not high school memories, please 9 lines
30.2460Fri Jan 17 1997 09:37 Newt's guilty of "being Newt", get the rope 13 lines
TOPIC 32.0 BoxBashes
32.3034Thu Dec 19 1996 13:21 Or should that be Fluffernoter? 4 lines
32.3156Sun Feb 23 1997 01:17 Another minor mystery almost solved 7 lines
TOPIC 34.0 OJ Simpson Trial
34.7980Thu Oct 24 1996 11:48 Not again, please 14 lines
34.8122Thu Nov 07 1996 12:33 Just go away, Simpson... far, far away 17 lines
34.8145Fri Nov 15 1996 11:50 Comes in handy at family gatherings too 7 lines
34.8148Fri Nov 15 1996 17:07 Perform boredom-test screening during jury selection 6 lines
34.8178Tue Nov 26 1996 09:44 What, this isn't over yet? 13 lines
34.8268Wed Nov 27 1996 14:39 Just say "No-J" 5 lines
34.8270Wed Nov 27 1996 14:48 Oh, so it's the throwaways they want, eh? :-) 4 lines
34.8470Fri Dec 06 1996 10:20 Could charge admission for increased revenue 6 lines
34.8592Fri Jan 03 1997 10:37 Officers of the NSS-1701 8 lines
34.8594Fri Jan 03 1997 11:19 Goin' nowhere mighty fast at Warp 9 8 lines
34.8596Fri Jan 03 1997 11:23 All by mineself 5 lines
34.8638Thu Jan 23 1997 12:50 One Step Beyond what's necessary to win 7 lines
34.8720Fri Jan 31 1997 11:13 <cynical shoulder shrug> 9 lines
34.8817Wed Feb 05 1997 13:49 Civil trials used as victims' "appeal" process 23 lines
34.8825Wed Feb 05 1997 14:06 You could almost smell the wood burning 11 lines
34.8854Thu Feb 06 1997 09:22 Don't tell me, kid, I was there 16 lines
34.8923Mon Feb 10 1997 15:53 Boo-effing-hoo 7 lines
34.9031Thu Feb 13 1997 09:19 Can still be tried (criminally) for perjury 18 lines
34.9130Tue Mar 25 1997 13:24 Random channel surfings seem to indicate... 5 lines
TOPIC 35.0 Pot and Kettle Award
35.764Wed Nov 13 1996 12:17 A corporate incentive to keep Notes around 6 lines
TOPIC 40.0 Obituaries
40.1807Wed Oct 09 1996 10:50 Perpetual boyfriend 24 lines
40.1810Wed Oct 09 1996 11:17 * Tilt! * 18 lines
40.1826Wed Oct 16 1996 13:17 Mister Roger's fans may be interested to hear 6 lines
40.1873Wed Nov 27 1996 13:28 Heard within my cube upon reading .1871 :-( 3 lines
40.1875Wed Nov 27 1996 13:31 Rapidly fading memory, again 7 lines
40.1878Wed Nov 27 1996 14:43 He was [one of?] the first to speak "Klingonese" 9 lines
40.1978Tue Dec 24 1996 12:43 Oh-oh, the man in the yellow hat left George alone, again 7 lines
40.2064Mon Jan 20 1997 22:40 5 lines
40.2065Mon Jan 20 1997 22:46 Almost cruel timing 14 lines
TOPIC 41.0 Good Bye
41.1708Fri Sep 27 1996 11:09 Bye! 4 lines
TOPIC 44.0 Crime and Punishment
44.1612Thu Dec 12 1996 11:03 Assuming the account hasn't expired 8 lines
TOPIC 47.0 Politics of the Left
47.684Fri Nov 15 1996 15:09 70%? 80%? More? Let's hear it. 11 lines
47.688Fri Nov 15 1996 15:36 I don't want anything in return. How much? 13 lines
47.691Fri Nov 15 1996 16:22 I'm all set, thanks. How much? 36 lines
47.695Fri Nov 15 1996 16:35 It's "all'o'ya out there if the shoe fits" 10 lines
47.697Fri Nov 15 1996 16:49 "Don't ask me what I want it for" - George Harrison 16 lines
47.725Mon Nov 18 1996 15:44 Twenty minutes so far, Captain :-) 7 lines
47.740Tue Nov 19 1996 10:24 Loose end from election-time radio news 10 lines
47.746Tue Nov 19 1996 14:35 If they can get fake SS numbers...? 22 lines
47.757Tue Nov 19 1996 17:31 "The next Speaker of the House, Dick Repgahrt!" 5 lines
TOPIC 51.0 Music
51.1547Fri Oct 25 1996 12:47 Coming soon to a record store near you 9 lines
51.1549Fri Oct 25 1996 12:49 For Beatles fans out there 113 lines
51.1594Mon Nov 11 1996 12:04 Did they say "bright" or "white"? 5 lines
51.1598Mon Nov 11 1996 12:56 Texaco needs a new jingle 10 lines
51.1634Mon Nov 25 1996 09:20 Also, Brian Epstein's death was a big factor 31 lines
51.1640Mon Nov 25 1996 10:41 "Baby, I'm determined and I'd rather see you deaddd" 15 lines
51.1696Wed Dec 18 1996 14:08 See what you miss when you're out for a while? 20 lines
TOPIC 52.0 Movies
52.4242Wed Sep 25 1996 18:00 I'd gladly pay you, Tuesday 3 lines
52.4646Mon Nov 11 1996 15:41 "It was great, Mary. Really." 7 lines
52.4714Mon Nov 18 1996 15:08 Still trying to make sense of the title 36 lines
52.4723Mon Nov 18 1996 15:30 Heck, on a good day *I* do Marvin's voice better :-) 12 lines
52.4724Mon Nov 18 1996 15:40 Another "forgot to mention" 14 lines
52.4750Wed Nov 20 1996 14:33 It had its moments, I guess :-) 11 lines
52.4823Mon Nov 25 1996 10:30 Medley of movies 53 lines
52.4944Thu Dec 12 1996 13:18 BAHHHHH humbug! :-) 20 lines
52.4954Thu Dec 12 1996 13:58 Demented sense of humor... maybe just plain demented 20 lines
52.4960Thu Dec 12 1996 14:47 But I'll watch the California Raisins' Special occasionally 8 lines
52.4994Fri Dec 20 1996 12:04 An idea whose time came and went long, long ago 6 lines
52.5037Tue Dec 24 1996 12:46 Another minor mystery solved, Merry Charismas 4 lines
52.5191Tue Jan 07 1997 16:43 It's a dirty job, etc. 7 lines
52.5235Fri Jan 10 1997 16:07 Stemmed disaster 6 lines
52.5263Tue Jan 14 1997 10:06 DPG-13: Deranged Parent needs Guidance himself 9 lines
52.5271Wed Jan 15 1997 14:05 The other two people in the theater weren't laughing much 16 lines
52.5273Wed Jan 15 1997 15:38 I do other stupid things of my own, for my kids to remember 18 lines
52.5353Fri Jan 31 1997 13:13 Does AT&T still have the "Death Star" logo? 7 lines
52.5460Mon Feb 10 1997 12:09 Run, run, run, run, run... 14 lines
52.5474Tue Feb 11 1997 09:34 Now... kiss you will. Later, heh. Heh-heh. 9 lines
52.5706Wed Mar 19 1997 12:40 Most of them probably selling real estate 9 lines
52.5772Tue Mar 25 1997 13:22 ...which leaves me with a score of -10 7 lines
TOPIC 56.0 Gay Issues Topic
56.5489Wed Nov 13 1996 10:41 "You've traded your new car for a case of Rice-a-Roni!" 32 lines
TOPIC 58.0 JOKES
58.2096Wed Oct 23 1996 13:10 Hey, I had a 1974 Gremlin 11 lines
58.2104Wed Oct 23 1996 14:42 Least reliable car I ever had, too 21 lines
58.2107Wed Oct 23 1996 15:29 Where'd I get all this goody-good today? 10 lines
58.2217Wed Nov 13 1996 11:02 "Reach out and touch someone" 6 lines
58.2223Wed Nov 13 1996 15:53 I... I don't get it (and no one will get this, either) 13 lines
58.2225Wed Nov 13 1996 15:57 And now... the rrrrrrest of the story 7 lines
58.2229Wed Nov 13 1996 16:29 Nowww I get it 6 lines
58.2242Mon Nov 18 1996 11:40 Techie-groupies unite, in a non-explicit manner of course 17 lines
58.2275Fri Dec 06 1996 13:28 I know I was here, somewhere :-) 6 lines
58.2279Fri Dec 06 1996 16:08 I'll just tiptoe backwards out the door, now 6 lines
58.2393Tue Jan 14 1997 09:48 Hmmm, shredded sea captain holding a sword 12 lines
58.2394Tue Jan 14 1997 09:51 Gettt aWAYYY! Reh! 8 lines
58.2486Fri Jan 31 1997 12:33 Or maybe it was "Beat the Clock" 16 lines
58.2488Fri Jan 31 1997 12:46 Oh-oh, must be Friday 3 lines
58.2534Tue Feb 04 1997 10:30 Why is the audience hissing the movie? Oh, it's Vader... 15 lines
58.2548Thu Feb 06 1997 11:14 Drawing a blanc 4 lines
58.2550Thu Feb 06 1997 11:29 I shouldn't attempt being wascally coy 10 lines
58.2555Thu Feb 06 1997 11:49 Or whatever it was that George Bush eats 5 lines
58.2749Mon Mar 17 1997 10:25 I'll have #3 value meal and a really old job to go 9 lines
TOPIC 59.0 Whither Canada
59.705Thu Oct 24 1996 11:15 And now we have an unusual novelty act... 9 lines
TOPIC 60.0 Sick & Tired
60.727Mon Nov 18 1996 12:04 Miss Manners would be more authoritative on this 7 lines
60.732Mon Nov 18 1996 12:14 Reminds me of an old "Time Tunnel" episode :-) 5 lines
60.733Mon Nov 18 1996 12:18 No one noticed, probably due to low ratings 9 lines
TOPIC 64.0 Evolution
64.876Thu Oct 24 1996 11:59 Here now, what's this? 11 lines
64.878Thu Oct 24 1996 12:02 Wait-and-see 5 lines
64.1134Mon Jan 20 1997 22:11 Rooting out the negatives in this matter 7 lines
64.1143Thu Jan 23 1997 11:14 Augh!! 5 lines
64.1157Fri Jan 24 1997 09:45 Rented for the summer, decided to stay 10 lines
TOPIC 70.0 Memorable lines from the Movies
70.355Wed Jan 08 1997 16:12 Wife to Swamp Thing: Are you stalking me? 3 lines
TOPIC 71.0 Memorable quotes
71.1007Wed Sep 25 1996 18:04 Stretched out 5 lines
71.1076Wed Nov 27 1996 14:27 It was the logical thing to do at the time 6 lines
71.1079Thu Dec 12 1996 12:07 Unintentional, probably 4 lines
71.1107Wed Dec 18 1996 16:10 What's in a name? 26 lines
71.1276Wed Jan 15 1997 13:34 No wonder the engagement didn't work out... 7 lines
71.1281Mon Jan 20 1997 23:08 11 lines
71.1301Wed Jan 29 1997 16:19 Let me look at my horror scope 5 lines
TOPIC 79.0 Wacky News Briefs
79.3254Tue Dec 10 1996 09:42 It's a dirty job, etc. 12 lines
79.3260Wed Dec 11 1996 11:31 A look of panic slowly spread across the clown's face 7 lines
79.3563Wed Jan 08 1997 10:35 It's a dirty job, etc. 6 lines
79.3606Fri Jan 10 1997 09:39 Hey! No illicit sex allowed within these hallowed halls! 10 lines
79.3636Fri Jan 17 1997 12:21 Nowadays it's solely a voicemail messaging interface unit 18 lines
79.3640Fri Jan 17 1997 12:32 Arff 6 lines
79.3675Mon Jan 20 1997 10:02 It's a dirty job, etc. 5 lines
TOPIC 80.0 FOOD!!!
80.5157Mon Oct 07 1996 16:40 Hosted by Hal "9000" March 5 lines
80.5506Wed Dec 11 1996 10:49 And it's not even Friday 5 lines
80.6053Thu Feb 06 1997 15:02 Forget the exact name, I'll get it later 7 lines
80.6071Fri Feb 07 1997 09:21 Hmmm 5 lines
80.6390Tue Mar 18 1997 12:54 Like a day without sunshine, or something 9 lines
TOPIC 86.0 Oxymorons
86.218Thu Nov 14 1996 12:52 Context intentionally omitted :-) 2 lines
86.226Thu Nov 21 1996 10:17 Assuming it's not Pig Latin 4 lines
TOPIC 87.0 Interesting WWW Pages
87.1686Mon Nov 11 1996 11:56 It's a dirty job, etc. 5 lines
TOPIC 96.0 Whatever Happened To ... ?
96.535Thu Jan 23 1997 14:01 Nice to see Tom Ellis again 13 lines
96.537Thu Jan 23 1997 15:33 Ellis also wins the Robert Stack soundalike award 32 lines
96.538Thu Jan 23 1997 15:39 Here's an obscure one 7 lines
96.541Thu Jan 23 1997 16:25 Seemed talented albeit a bit, er, crude :-) 4 lines
96.547Thu Jan 23 1997 16:34 Next, we might see Rosie and Penny in K-Mart 22 lines
TOPIC 99.0 Lawsuits/Litigation
99.560Fri Oct 18 1996 16:26 Sounds like foamy thinking 9 lines
99.563Thu Oct 24 1996 17:46 Your agonizer, please. 14 lines
TOPIC 102.0 On This Day In History...
102.577Fri Oct 25 1996 10:30 Have the game on tape, have *never* watched it 11 lines
102.583Fri Oct 25 1996 13:22 Easy, but what the heck... 10 lines
102.586Fri Oct 25 1996 14:52 Gowdy had a way of doing the 'Gansett ads 9 lines
102.588Fri Oct 25 1996 15:02 I remember Jess, but nope :-) 7 lines
102.590Fri Oct 25 1996 15:19 Oh-oh, it's Nostalgia Friday 8 lines
102.592Fri Oct 25 1996 15:25 Vinyl records, I remember those 5 lines
102.594Fri Oct 25 1996 16:26 Not Ken, sorry 5 lines
102.606Wed Oct 30 1996 12:21 Hmmm, guess I'm even older than I thought 27 lines
102.607Wed Oct 30 1996 12:25 I still miss Ned Martin's coverage 9 lines
102.611Thu Oct 31 1996 09:29 Parnell's the one 8 lines
102.684Fri Feb 07 1997 16:11 Who says what most of today's Americans want to hear? 15 lines
102.686Fri Feb 07 1997 16:30 Man Without A Party 3 lines
TOPIC 105.0 Song Lyrics
105.2136Tue Oct 08 1996 10:51 I knew it looked familiar 3 lines
105.2284Thu Jan 23 1997 12:30 Need to get out more often, etc. 3 lines
105.2300Wed Feb 05 1997 10:10 Some things haven't changed 9 lines
TOPIC 114.0 HOME COMPUTING
114.1159Fri Nov 08 1996 11:13 No, I'm not buying yet-another CD-ROM drive 12 lines
114.1167Tue Nov 12 1996 09:36 AOL rolls the dice 32 lines
114.1176Wed Nov 13 1996 11:06 My ISP just converted us to "unlimited" too 9 lines
114.1179Wed Nov 13 1996 16:36 Horoscope for today: You will feel a strange need to upgrade 16 lines
114.1207Fri Nov 15 1996 11:43 "Do you deliver? Don't forget to bring the clown suit." 8 lines
114.1212Tue Nov 19 1996 15:01 I'd better use an "amateur" Pentium, myself 15 lines
114.1267Thu Dec 12 1996 15:51 All Outta Lines 11 lines
114.1273Fri Dec 13 1996 10:11 Check out AOL's discussion groups if you haven't yet 20 lines
114.1275Fri Jan 17 1997 12:29 I'm still using my trusty old dot matrix from 1990 17 lines
114.1312Wed Jan 29 1997 14:22 This should be interesting 10 lines
114.1331Fri Jan 31 1997 10:30 Just in case... 5 lines
114.1375Sun Mar 02 1997 22:04 Maybe someone will break it before I get around to it 8 lines
114.1437Mon Mar 10 1997 00:10 "...with no assurance that it will all work in the end" 10 lines
114.1534Wed Mar 19 1997 16:50 More accurate and sure beats egotistical "Ta Da!" 4 lines
TOPIC 115.0 Boxers on the go - File your travel plans here
115.1685Mon Nov 11 1996 17:36 Soitenly 6 lines
TOPIC 124.0 Dinosaurs
124.63Wed Jan 08 1997 13:33 Featuring Stanley Adams as a giant carrot 7 lines
124.65Wed Jan 08 1997 13:57 Judy was a hot tomato 18 lines
124.72Wed Jan 08 1997 14:29 He did seem a bit "wooden" as Matt Dillon later 13 lines
124.73Wed Jan 08 1997 14:33 "Dear, don't forget to pick up some Hyponex for the kids" 5 lines
124.75Thu Jan 09 1997 09:25 "John and Maureen are exploring fuel sites this week" 17 lines
124.79Thu Jan 09 1997 09:45 Having lots of fun and looking forward to a 4th season 21 lines
124.85Thu Jan 09 1997 09:56 "No, we do not 'neck' on my planet" 7 lines
124.86Thu Jan 09 1997 09:57 Aha 8 lines
124.87Thu Jan 09 1997 10:00 Getchya celeb gossip right heah... 7 lines
124.100Thu Jan 09 1997 16:37 Oh-oh... 3 lines
124.120Fri Jan 10 1997 09:33 Pop-pop 18 lines
TOPIC 136.0 Bachelor Party Advice
136.84Tue Nov 05 1996 15:22 "Pardon me", so to speak 5 lines
TOPIC 138.0 'Box Word/Phrase of the Day
138.2296Wed Oct 23 1996 15:51 Freaky circus sex 1 lines
138.2407Mon Dec 09 1996 16:27 "I'll wager three Kahonas on the drill thrall" 5 lines
138.2410Mon Dec 09 1996 16:47 "The nominee was tragically kwatloos..." :-) 3 lines
138.2547Thu Jan 16 1997 15:20 I knew there was something funny in there 17 lines
138.2587Thu Jan 23 1997 16:14 And now, our Five-Day Forecast 2 lines
138.2671Thu Apr 03 1997 10:46 I've always been fond of "Bellicose Bumpkin" 294 lines
138.2672Thu Apr 03 1997 10:48 I only changed "Adelphated" to "Addle-Pated" :-) 5 lines
TOPIC 154.0 skinheads
154.100Fri Jan 03 1997 09:44 Died in my driveway at 77K 5 lines
TOPIC 176.0 Political Issues
176.51Wed Oct 09 1996 16:05 "55"'s the limit 12 lines
176.53Wed Oct 09 1996 16:10 What'd she do (or not do), I missed that 6 lines
TOPIC 195.0 Christmas present ideas - for women
195.108Wed Dec 18 1996 16:29 (impatiently) Here, go buy yerself somethin' 21 lines
TOPIC 222.0 Whachoobin Reading?
222.873Wed Dec 18 1996 15:32 Oh, okay, that explains the bookstore crowds 10 lines
TOPIC 225.0 Dreams
225.657Mon Feb 10 1997 09:30 Okay, what'd he put in the water? 25 lines
225.659Mon Feb 10 1997 11:20 Here's a little "contribution", Bill... THWAP! 5 lines
225.668Mon Feb 10 1997 14:01 "Eat your potatoes, Pierre" 16 lines
225.669Mon Feb 10 1997 14:04 Sounds like the beginning of a bad novel 6 lines
225.671Mon Feb 10 1997 15:11 Surrender and commiseration, yes, that was the equation 13 lines
225.673Mon Feb 10 1997 15:45 Oooooo, what a great straight line, but I can't... 5 lines
225.675Mon Feb 10 1997 15:57 Not as obvious as I'd thought :-) 5 lines
TOPIC 232.0 TV
232.1749Fri Oct 18 1996 17:09 Sporadically watched before, now rarely 6 lines
232.1927Fri Nov 01 1996 12:01 Nap time 6 lines
232.1955Mon Nov 04 1996 13:43 OTOH, "Space: 1999" is starting to look good by comparison 7 lines
232.2020Mon Nov 11 1996 17:30 Featuring Trini Lopez, no doubt 3 lines
232.2025Tue Nov 12 1996 09:53 Holds, grabs, and pin 'em down 7 lines
232.2167Tue Nov 26 1996 13:10 Interesting cultural phenomenon 13 lines
232.2229Tue Dec 10 1996 10:07 Trek needs a fresh start, maybe a retro-series 17 lines
232.2249Tue Dec 10 1996 13:20 All we can see is a reflection of the ceiling 24 lines
232.2431Fri Jan 03 1997 16:32 Grumpy old croaker checks in 10 lines
232.2481Wed Jan 08 1997 11:47 Could be more fun than the Game Show Channel 6 lines
232.2487Wed Jan 08 1997 13:21 Let's see, $199 + installation + $300 first-year programs 15 lines
232.2490Wed Jan 08 1997 13:46 I've been mostly looking at http://www.tvdish.com 18 lines
232.2492Wed Jan 08 1997 14:00 Some people have verrrrrry strange lives 8 lines
232.2503Wed Jan 08 1997 14:41 Let me guess: threats of violence over "Quake vs. Quisp"? 16 lines
232.2506Wed Jan 08 1997 16:18 Most 1980s+ game shows were stunningly awful 11 lines
232.2510Wed Jan 08 1997 16:36 You folks have the most amazing memories! :-) 6 lines
232.2529Fri Jan 10 1997 10:54 I should post my list of Smith-to-robot insults :-) 46 lines
232.2569Fri Jan 10 1997 16:27 Can't take out the trash, my back is very delicate today 87 lines
232.2571Fri Jan 10 1997 16:35 Yes, eat the whole box of cereal before you sue 25 lines
232.2664Thu Jan 23 1997 13:14 Sounds like Silk Purse Syndrome 10 lines
232.2712Fri Jan 31 1997 14:33 They did it with expert timing 6 lines
232.2718Fri Jan 31 1997 14:47 Little-known make-up-a-fact 6 lines
232.2776Thu Feb 06 1997 09:45 This is pretty much "what's on" in the wee hours 24 lines
232.2779Thu Feb 06 1997 10:04 A doggie "wag" 5 lines
232.2784Thu Feb 06 1997 12:45 Must be tough times for ex-sitcom stars 11 lines
232.2786Thu Feb 06 1997 12:52 Desperate times lead to desperate measures 4 lines
232.2788Thu Feb 06 1997 12:53 Whoops 8 lines
232.2794Thu Feb 06 1997 14:42 I hardly ever notice channels anymore, they keep changing 8 lines
232.2841Mon Feb 10 1997 15:49 <cringe> 10 lines
232.2869Wed Feb 12 1997 11:49 Must've been nice to have so much time back then 7 lines
232.3241Thu Mar 20 1997 10:06 An all-infomercial channel embedded amongst the locals 15 lines
TOPIC 249.0 Happy Birthday
249.1554Thu Dec 12 1996 14:00 He's reportedly not doing too well 6 lines
249.1556Thu Dec 12 1996 14:52 One of many such daily media lapses 6 lines
249.1698Fri Jan 10 1997 11:03 And good riddance, you red-eyed roustabout! 5 lines
TOPIC 268.0 Electric Vehicles, Alternate Fuel Engines
268.91Wed Oct 23 1996 12:33 What a racket... 7 lines
268.103Thu Oct 24 1996 11:05 Up, up and away 16 lines
TOPIC 272.0 Dogs or Cats, which is better?
272.238Thu Sep 26 1996 13:02 Hmm, or maybe Kung Paw 5 lines
TOPIC 291.0 Baseball
291.990Wed Oct 09 1996 15:15 It's a dirty job, etc. 3 lines
291.994Thu Oct 10 1996 10:46 Here's one at ya, Orioles? 10 lines
291.1014Thu Oct 10 1996 14:38 This went against (Alomar's) Orioles, right? 8 lines
291.1150Wed Oct 30 1996 12:46 Ba-da-boom 5 lines
291.1158Tue Nov 19 1996 10:31 Maybe Dukey will manage it himself 13 lines
291.1164Tue Nov 19 1996 14:45 Everyone's got a gimick 11 lines
291.1169Tue Nov 19 1996 15:11 Book 'em, Dan-o? 7 lines
291.1170Tue Nov 19 1996 15:12 Crash... that'll teach me to sit in the editor 1 lines
291.1176Wed Nov 20 1996 11:09 What? That's *it*? Oh-oh... 11 lines
291.1191Wed Dec 18 1996 15:27 I should've clipped-&-saved these 12 lines
TOPIC 297.0 Valentine's Day
297.350Thu Jan 23 1997 13:19 So... "Gimme your ammo" doesn't mean I should pucker up 5 lines
297.383Wed Feb 12 1997 11:44 Collars, chew toys, cages, etc. 10 lines
TOPIC 306.0 Witty People's Corner
306.23Tue Mar 18 1997 10:25 Half-witty blockheads may have corners, though 6 lines
306.25Tue Mar 18 1997 10:33 Sounds like the theme to "Mission: Impassable" 5 lines
TOPIC 307.0 Madonna
307.415Tue Oct 15 1996 11:06 "This may be your LAST catalog!" Ooo, please, no... 9 lines
TOPIC 335.0 Talk Radio
335.168Wed Jan 08 1997 16:51 Goodbye, C&W, I hope 12 lines
335.176Wed Jan 08 1997 17:05 I couldn't take Howie's show in the morning :-) 10 lines
335.217Wed Jan 15 1997 10:51 RKO had to get something for the six-figure salaries 3 lines
TOPIC 344.0 Trivia Questions
344.837Tue Oct 08 1996 17:33 Finally, it makes sense 6 lines
TOPIC 346.0 T.G.I.F.
346.1854Fri Oct 11 1996 17:10 Ohhh, the pain, the pain 16 lines
346.2110Fri Dec 20 1996 09:13 Check out the back room, Sarge 10 lines
TOPIC 383.0 INTERNET Services
383.115Fri Jan 17 1997 09:27 BYOA is cheaper, by about half 14 lines
383.130Thu Jan 23 1997 12:17 Maybe they should cut connection after "x" hours? 21 lines
TOPIC 414.0 Things that make you "gak" today
414.566Mon Nov 04 1996 10:57 Oh yeah, I remember quiet restaurants 12 lines
TOPIC 474.0 The United Nations
474.146Thu Jan 16 1997 10:28 Keep them dogies rollin 10 lines
TOPIC 476.0 US and Canada at odds over Cuba
476.48Mon Jan 20 1997 22:50 Oh yeah? Well, I'll boycott Epcot's Canada pavilion 4 lines
TOPIC 482.0 The Internet
482.278Mon Nov 25 1996 10:13 You can find trash anywhere if you look hard enough 34 lines
482.295Tue Nov 26 1996 09:19 If we ignore them, they're irrelevant 44 lines
482.299Tue Nov 26 1996 10:16 Perhaps I'm being na�ve 32 lines
482.308Tue Nov 26 1996 13:01 Does anyone actually get "converted" by seeing this stuff? 60 lines
482.310Tue Nov 26 1996 13:24 How do moderated newsgroups work? 13 lines
482.329Thu Jan 23 1997 12:56 He should check under his bed to see if it's there, too 7 lines
TOPIC 501.0 The Confessional
501.869Tue Nov 05 1996 13:10 I have a theory on this (best left unstated :-)) 6 lines
501.1054Wed Jan 15 1997 13:39 At least you didn't hear a "siren" 8 lines
501.1079Sun Feb 23 1997 00:54 <sob> 7 lines
TOPIC 502.0 Benefits of Single Gendered Schools!
502.809Wed Mar 26 1997 15:58 Out with the old, etc., maybe 11 lines
502.986Thu Apr 03 1997 11:09 It's fun catching up and seeing this all at once 39 lines
TOPIC 505.0 Al Gore blending into the scenery?
505.248Thu Mar 27 1997 13:48 Like I'd said in a recent p/n 6 lines
TOPIC 518.0 Smokers beware!!
518.547Fri Feb 07 1997 16:17 Put yer money where yer mouth is, etc. 5 lines
518.551Fri Feb 07 1997 16:36 Back then I was more into the comic book rack 9 lines
TOPIC 533.0 Alien Autopsy
533.141Fri Mar 21 1997 10:23 Teflon! Mention the Teflon! And Velcro! 16 lines
533.143Fri Mar 21 1997 10:32 It's a pretty big solar system, and we're pretty small... 3 lines
533.146Fri Mar 21 1997 11:03 Remind me to rent "Mars Needs Women" soon 28 lines
TOPIC 551.0 Bilingual education/English as official language
551.272Fri Dec 06 1996 16:04 Still sounds like permanent underclass creation to me 40 lines
TOPIC 605.0 Kerry vs. Weld - a thrillah ?
605.75Wed Oct 23 1996 17:15 And there's also a third alternative (Gallagher?) 12 lines
605.78Wed Oct 23 1996 17:19 They could toss lit Franklins at one another for kicks 3 lines
605.89Thu Oct 24 1996 11:25 Admittedly twisted logic, that works for me 22 lines
605.96Thu Oct 24 1996 15:56 Alright, I'll talk! Just get those things away from me 4 lines
605.188Tue Nov 05 1996 14:16 Remembah in Novembah 6 lines
605.196Fri Nov 08 1996 11:17 Strange stuff, this politics 6 lines
TOPIC 699.0 Phrases that sound dirty but are not
699.232Thu Sep 26 1996 14:15 It's a dirty job, etc. 6 lines
699.266Wed Dec 11 1996 15:09 re: proper ABS technique 3 lines
TOPIC 709.0 Commercials
709.213Thu Nov 07 1996 12:22 Okay, what's this an ad for?... whoa, a PC?? 7 lines
709.218Sun Mar 02 1997 21:59 I can stay home and watch people sleep 6 lines
TOPIC 714.0 NBA Playoffs
714.312Fri Feb 07 1997 13:33 YABG 4 lines
TOPIC 732.0 House of Representatives, 1996 ?
732.70Thu Nov 07 1996 09:59 Unions may end up worse off for their involvement 37 lines
TOPIC 736.0 I didn't know that
736.444Wed Oct 23 1996 15:43 Captive audience 19 lines
736.446Wed Oct 23 1996 16:27 That old "Mother, please!" commercial had lasting impact 6 lines
736.449Wed Oct 23 1996 17:01 Long, long ago 19 lines
736.584Thu Nov 14 1996 11:23 An old memory that never went up in a puff of smoke 8 lines
736.758Fri Jan 31 1997 15:58 Brush three times a day 5 lines
TOPIC 748.0 Abusive Sex between 14 & 26 yr old okay?
748.832Fri Dec 06 1996 09:25 And they wonder why vigilantism is on the rise 10 lines
748.835Fri Dec 06 1996 10:55 These days, if it's not on video, it didn't happen (?) 10 lines
748.836Fri Dec 06 1996 10:57 Oh-oh, I missed Reading for Comprehension 6 lines
TOPIC 752.0 Anti-dis- libertarian -ism 1996
752.775Tue Nov 05 1996 14:10 Once kids are there, why, it must be made kid-safe 9 lines
752.816Wed Jan 08 1997 10:26 Modeerf is not the Yang worship word 6 lines
752.818Wed Jan 08 1997 10:51 A step in the right direction 11 lines
TOPIC 760.0 TWA Flight 800 to Paris explodes 20 miles off Long Island
760.869Fri Nov 08 1996 10:34 Yeah, right 4 lines
760.873Fri Nov 08 1996 12:50 Gnahh! 5 lines
760.875Fri Nov 08 1996 12:59 Surrender this, uh, meaningless document at once! 6 lines
760.887Mon Nov 11 1996 11:09 Can't shut it down? Discredit it! 18 lines
760.894Mon Nov 11 1996 14:01 Perhaps I'm misinterpreting the reports 29 lines
760.906Mon Nov 11 1996 17:24 Media calling Internet unreliable is P&K 21 lines
760.957Wed Nov 13 1996 10:18 Septembah... NoVEMMMbah!... 6 lines
760.1043Thu Mar 13 1997 09:38 "Eat your beans, Pierre" - LBJ 8 lines
760.1045Thu Mar 13 1997 09:54 This generation's Frankie Avalon, or something similar 4 lines
TOPIC 778.0 Pro Football 1996-1997
778.789Wed Jan 08 1997 13:15 Didn't look that old when I was there for soccer 25 lines
778.793Wed Jan 08 1997 13:39 Oh yeah, *that* 495... :-) 10 lines
778.1083Mon Jan 27 1997 09:22 Tacky 22 lines
778.1086Mon Jan 27 1997 09:29 More random thoughts 24 lines
778.1092Mon Jan 27 1997 09:58 Like kids taunting each other 18 lines
778.1126Wed Jan 29 1997 11:04 An astonishingly rapid fall from grace 7 lines
778.1152Wed Jan 29 1997 16:16 Go, uh, uhhh, what's the name of the team again? 6 lines
778.1199Fri Jan 31 1997 10:55 Seemed to go beyond what was necessary 30 lines
778.1202Fri Jan 31 1997 12:25 Stay tuned for further "news" 4 lines
778.1232Wed Feb 05 1997 13:56 Pats vs. Jets games ought to be interesting 12 lines
778.1266Thu Feb 13 1997 09:34 They need to put more riders on that Pony Express :-) 11 lines
778.1271Thu Feb 13 1997 10:24 The Will Decker of the NFL 3 lines
TOPIC 779.0 Premier League Football 96-97
779.35Wed Oct 16 1996 14:10 Getting there, maybe 21 lines
779.38Wed Oct 16 1996 16:46 Catching up on this topic 7 lines
TOPIC 781.0 Iraq Attack
781.351Wed Jan 29 1997 16:22 Or something like that. I forget, ask George Bush 6 lines
TOPIC 785.0 1996 National Election
785.282Fri Sep 27 1996 11:13 Non-participants 13 lines
785.442Wed Oct 09 1996 11:21 Looking ahead, since this one's a bore 11 lines
785.520Wed Oct 16 1996 13:07 Neither historic nor hysterical 10 lines
785.534Thu Oct 17 1996 11:49 Almost one reason per month... 160 lines
785.535Thu Oct 17 1996 11:51 ...more reasons than Baskin-Robbins has flavors 170 lines
785.690Thu Oct 24 1996 10:49 Sigh, get me away from this wretched election 49 lines
785.691Thu Oct 24 1996 10:56 Like watching a fish flop around on deck 21 lines
785.696Thu Oct 24 1996 11:38 Repubs blew it, big time 15 lines
785.701Thu Oct 24 1996 12:06 Two pols in a cage... two go in, one comes out 4 lines
785.706Thu Oct 24 1996 12:20 Frustrating, sure, but wait there's more 19 lines
785.739Fri Oct 25 1996 16:29 Fudge to the 21st Century Deficit 7 lines
785.742Fri Oct 25 1996 16:44 I shouldn't be thinking about this on Friday afternoon 3 lines
785.881Mon Nov 04 1996 13:27 Bleh 16 lines
785.929Tue Nov 05 1996 11:26 I read the news today, oh boy 36 lines
785.934Tue Nov 05 1996 11:42 "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" has been replaced 11 lines
785.1148Thu Nov 07 1996 09:45 The set from "Horror on the Bridge to the 21st Century" 20 lines
785.1329Thu Dec 05 1996 13:44 I see no one ate the drumsticks. Again. 10 lines
TOPIC 788.0 Male student in a dress
788.830Mon Oct 07 1996 16:31 Eahhh, you hadda be there 5 lines
TOPIC 791.0 Game shows
791.42Thu Sep 26 1996 12:35 Bows of Holly 13 lines
TOPIC 792.0 The Winter of '96/'97
792.168Fri Dec 06 1996 14:28 Only snow separates me from Meccachusett; flip a coin? 14 lines
792.180Mon Dec 09 1996 09:27 Surprised that there's power in Nashua this morning 12 lines
792.201Tue Dec 10 1996 09:29 Better living through crackling blue arcs 10 lines
792.206Tue Dec 10 1996 09:55 Next house: big old radiators 18 lines
792.207Tue Dec 10 1996 09:59 "What?? Why, by cracky, back in the old days..." 13 lines
TOPIC 799.0 Where does this come from ... What does it mean?
799.10Tue Oct 15 1996 13:34 Sounds like daytime talk show material 3 lines
TOPIC 800.0 Singing and hand-slapping routines
800.26Wed Oct 16 1996 12:52 The answer's only slightly different 9 lines
TOPIC 802.0 Many-splendored Thing
802.52Thu Oct 24 1996 15:09 I've heard that, somewhere before 5 lines
TOPIC 807.0 Political Ads
807.21Thu Oct 31 1996 13:14 Not a banner year for pol ads 27 lines
807.142Tue Nov 05 1996 15:19 Perot was really enjoying himself, too 10 lines
TOPIC 814.0 Texaco
814.48Mon Nov 11 1996 11:39 Adding Texaco to my boycott list 3 lines
814.66Tue Nov 19 1996 10:45 Wow (maybe) 9 lines
814.96Tue Nov 19 1996 14:52 What was demonstrated to have been said? 8 lines
TOPIC 818.0 Tautologies
818.39Fri Nov 15 1996 14:56 Or something like that... 10 lines
TOPIC 823.0 Your Personal Philosophy
823.316Thu Jan 16 1997 15:15 Norman, coordinate 3 lines
823.319Thu Jan 16 1997 15:28 It's the Energizer Bunny vapid Non-Philosophy 5 lines
TOPIC 824.0 Albright as SoS
824.85Tue Dec 10 1996 12:52 Applying the WB Standard Animal Characterization Test 10 lines
824.110Tue Dec 10 1996 14:17 Another political mystery solved 3 lines
824.276Thu Feb 13 1997 10:39 This "freedom" may have proved momentary, at the time 29 lines
TOPIC 825.0 GED
825.5Thu Dec 12 1996 11:00 But we might hurt the teachers' feelings; they're all the same 5 lines
TOPIC 828.0 2000-00, Party over...
828.50Tue Jan 07 1997 16:36 Pretty soon they'll be singing "Daisy, Daisy..." 6 lines
828.57Wed Jan 08 1997 10:13 Avant garde naming trend 3 lines
828.60Wed Jan 08 1997 10:46 Down the drain for Year 2000 4 lines
828.65Thu Feb 06 1997 11:47 Subject of many a debate in 1968 21 lines
828.79Thu Feb 06 1997 14:56 The "Aha!" moment 11 lines
828.87Sun Mar 02 1997 21:56 Will YOUR computer die in 2000? Find out at 11... 8 lines
TOPIC 829.0 Scots = Ebonics?
829.82Fri Jan 03 1997 09:57 "uninte"?... 7 lines
829.86Fri Jan 03 1997 10:31 Can't hear ya, crows outside making cawcawphony 6 lines
TOPIC 830.0 It's a small world [the concept, not the ride]
830.119Tue Jan 07 1997 17:03 It's a mall world 8 lines
TOPIC 831.0 JonBenet Ramsey
831.69Fri Jan 10 1997 09:34 Ka-ching! 7 lines
831.580Wed Mar 19 1997 13:56 Explains much, including newfound focus on Clinton, etc. 8 lines
831.642Tue Mar 25 1997 16:01 Let's not give them ideas 18 lines
TOPIC 838.0 Is NOTES dead ?
838.40Sun Mar 02 1997 21:52 One good thing about the 1980s, at least 12 lines
TOPIC 842.0 Billy the Kid suspended
842.2Tue Mar 18 1997 11:04 Sometimes things work as they should 34 lines
842.4Tue Mar 18 1997 11:12 Can't handle someone making sense 17 lines
842.83Tue Mar 18 1997 16:32 There's knives and then there's knives 20 lines
842.87Tue Mar 18 1997 16:43 "Equal" is not always "fair" 18 lines
842.281Thu Mar 20 1997 17:02 ...and the rest, as they say, is mystery 15 lines
842.283Thu Mar 20 1997 17:04 Worry-wart dad checks in 8 lines
TOPIC 844.0 Willie the Kid suspended
844.51Tue Mar 25 1997 11:35 Good thing Fizzies aren't around anymore 34 lines
844.63Wed Mar 26 1997 11:17 Or the librarian :-) 5 lines
TOPIC 845.0 Who to Meet?
845.3Tue Mar 25 1997 12:37 On today's show, People Who Let Things Get Out Of Hand 13 lines

Conference 7.286::digital (The Digital way of working)

9 posts
TOPIC 2714.0 SERP Again
2714.18Tue Oct 19 1993 16:31 Stats can be misleading, as usual 14 lines
TOPIC 2715.0 Literature Typo I hope...
2715.2Thu Oct 14 1993 13:32 Sounds like an inside joke 7 lines
TOPIC 2726.0 A Proposal for a New Slogan
2726.15Thu Oct 21 1993 17:34 What do other successful companies do? 7 lines
TOPIC 2754.0 EXTERNAL COLLEGE REIMBURSEMENT IS NO MORE!
2754.155Sat Nov 06 1993 23:32 Perhaps I missed something, but... 28 lines
TOPIC 2772.0 Digital's "Imagine" Ads - How Are We Doing With Them?
2772.3Wed Nov 10 1993 11:47 Arrhh, what's this about, anyway? Computers?... 6 lines
TOPIC 3257.0 NEW TFSO for Q1 ??
3257.73Fri Jul 22 1994 16:44 Round up the usual conclusions 21 lines
TOPIC 3282.0 You know we're in trouble when...
3282.9Sun Jul 31 1994 18:23 Would you believe?... 6 lines
TOPIC 4972.0 former employee on Jeopardy
4972.5Thu Nov 07 1996 13:49 Good thing he wasn't from Wor-cest-er Mass. :-) 5 lines
TOPIC 5005.0 Alpha isn't the end-all...or is it?
5005.53Fri Dec 06 1996 12:05 "Surely it's not from... Alpha Centauri... Hahh!" 36 lines

Conference napalm::guitar (GUITARnotes - Where Every Note has Emotion)

7 posts
TOPIC 145.0 G&L Guitars
145.23Mon Nov 08 1993 14:14 Store claimed G&L's are "hard to get", so $$ 29 lines
145.28Fri Jan 07 1994 14:20 Performance Music Center in Woburn Mass. has G&L 7 lines
TOPIC 333.0 Off the Wall !!!!!
333.39Fri Oct 08 1993 15:29 Finally saw that old Silvertone "lipstick" model 27 lines
TOPIC 1954.0 General Discussion
1954.639Wed May 07 1997 11:35 "...the thing that you do..." - A Hard Day's Night :-) 24 lines
TOPIC 2866.0 slow dance song suggestions?
2866.4Wed Dec 15 1993 11:29 Sappy, syrupy, and perhaps even depressing! 7 lines
TOPIC 3259.0 Recommend good guitar for short money?
3259.35Wed Mar 12 1997 09:56 It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time :-) 41 lines
3259.36Wed Mar 12 1997 10:02 Still lots of goodies as of last evening 8 lines

Conference noted::ibmpc-93 ('93 conference archived; use NOTED::IBMPC-94 now)

1 posts
TOPIC 2652.0 MS-DOS 6.2 UPDATE WITHOUT CHARGE
2652.14Mon Oct 25 1993 16:19 This is where I get off 12 lines

Conference noted::ibmpc-94 ('94 conference archived; use NOTED::IBMPC-95 now)

17 posts
TOPIC 523.0 The Official Video Adapter Topic
523.71Fri Jul 08 1994 14:06 Kicking and screaming into the mid 1990's 21 lines
523.74Fri Jul 08 1994 16:55 Now I just have to scrounge up upgrade bucks 11 lines
TOPIC 546.0 The Official Low-End CD-ROM Drive Topic
546.87Wed Mar 23 1994 15:06 Sony 33A compatible with 31A? 13 lines
546.91Thu Mar 24 1994 14:40 Gee, that light looks WAY too bright... :-) 7 lines
TOPIC 700.0 Memory Upgrade: 256K, 1M, 2M, or 4MB SIMMs?
700.3Mon Jan 31 1994 15:48 Is it safe to go into the water yet? 8 lines
700.7Wed Feb 02 1994 02:08 I should probably do it now, before the next disaster 5 lines
TOPIC 941.0 CACHE / MSCDEX / CDROM Drive
941.10Mon Feb 07 1994 13:02 I suspect the slower your CD-ROM drive, the more you'll benefit 28 lines
TOPIC 1040.0 Jumpers, straps, second IDE drive, and IDE CDROM
1040.33Tue Mar 01 1994 12:34 Somewhat related to the base topic, so I'll ask here 9 lines
1040.35Fri Mar 04 1994 17:06 WD has pre-recorded setup info for different combos 8 lines
TOPIC 1045.0 Stacker 4.0
1045.36Wed Mar 02 1994 13:11 Concerned about short/long term feature availability 12 lines
TOPIC 1049.0 CD-ROM / Encarta problem
1049.6Mon Feb 21 1994 13:40 Good experience with CD-ROM caching 24 lines
TOPIC1160.0Wed Mar 02 1994 16:59 DOS deltree and undelete 17 lines
1160.2Fri Mar 04 1994 16:52 I think I've restored a directory with Windows Undelete (?) 9 lines
TOPIC1943.0Fri Jul 15 1994 13:04 The Official Switchable Power Supply Topic 23 lines
1943.2Mon Jul 18 1994 14:41 No, son, this isn't like when I tell you you're "grounded" 14 lines
TOPIC 2068.0 Grade 5-7 Word Processing ?
2068.1Mon Aug 08 1994 14:19 The Learning Company's "Writing Center" (or similar title) 13 lines
2068.6Wed Aug 10 1994 14:57 That box is *heavy*, what's in there besides the CD-ROM? 12 lines

Conference noted::ibmpc-95 (IBM PCs, clones, DOS, etc.)

15 posts
TOPIC 341.0 Official CompUSA Topic
341.379Tue Mar 11 1997 13:56 Waiting to see the new Epson Stylus Color 600 17 lines
341.390Thu May 01 1997 17:31 Easier to fake a thumbprint than a signature 7 lines
341.392Thu May 01 1997 18:03 Using technology right back at 'em :-) 35 lines
341.402Fri May 02 1997 12:56 Cash in for "chips" 11 lines
TOPIC 550.0 Official HP (Hewlett-Packard) Printer Topic
550.240Thu Dec 12 1996 11:35 It starts with a "6", or maybe an "8", let's see... 10 lines
550.252Tue Feb 04 1997 11:00 Barking up the right tree 17 lines
550.275Tue May 06 1997 10:53 Apparently the particular paper used is critical 26 lines
550.278Tue May 06 1997 13:03 Home/kid use... not much difference between Epson and HP 24 lines
TOPIC 2361.0 Memory prices dropping
2361.104Wed Oct 09 1996 16:00 Maybe we should wait (and wait) some more 12 lines
2361.107Thu Oct 10 1996 11:32 4x9's at $35, today 11 lines
TOPIC 2728.0 Shows and OEM warranties.
2728.6Fri Nov 08 1996 13:46 Something I heard somewhere... :-) 7 lines
TOPIC 2770.0 CPU Fan starts up noisy
2770.13Tue Nov 26 1996 11:37 CPU-Cool 1.9T ball bearing fan for 486 12 lines
TOPIC 2776.0 Need Pointer to Sony CD SETUP SW
2776.6Fri Nov 01 1996 11:08 Hmmm, I thought the 31A was 1x, and 33A was 2x (?) 6 lines
TOPIC 2829.0 Software Etc. bites the big one
2829.4Thu Dec 12 1996 11:32 Can't get near Burlington Mall now anyway :-) 7 lines
TOPIC 2865.0 Fry's is coming to a town near you...
2865.4Thu Jan 09 1997 14:15 Location, location, location! 9 lines

Conference noted::mswindows (Microsoft Windows)

2 posts
TOPIC 2940.0 DOS prompt violates system integrity
2940.6Mon Apr 18 1994 22:38 Another culprit revealed 15 lines
2940.9Thu Apr 21 1994 17:49 "Anything goes" on my ragtag system 11 lines

Conference noted::windows95 (Microsoft Windows 95 ("Chicago"))

2 posts
TOPIC 451.0 DOS games and configs
451.22Mon Nov 18 1996 10:42 DOS mode not recognizing CD-ROM drive letter (?) 31 lines
451.26Mon Nov 18 1996 13:50 Thanks 5 lines

Conference 7.286::massachusetts (Welcome to the MASSACHUSETTS Conference)

1 posts
TOPIC 2096.0 Saxaphone tutor wanted
2096.1Fri Jan 31 1997 13:10 Maybe at National Music Co. in Woburn 11 lines

Conference 501clb::games (Welcome to GAMES)

1 posts
TOPIC 3006.0 Anyone hear of "Oregon Trail"?
3006.5Thu Dec 05 1996 18:18 The Moral: It Was A Tough Life Back Then, Kids 47 lines

Conference abbott::visual_basic (Microsoft Visual Basic)

2 posts
TOPIC2449.0Mon Nov 11 1996 13:43 Listing of all trappable errors? 11 lines
2449.5Wed Nov 13 1996 10:06 Wow, an error for everything, and more 7 lines

Conference clt::vax_basic (Discussions on VAX BASIC)

1 posts
TOPIC 1705.0 Does truncate of file work with the basic's CLOSE statement??
1705.1Wed Aug 24 1994 16:59 TEF appears not to be saved through to CLOSE 35 lines

Conference 7.286::visualc (Microsoft Visual C/C++)

1 posts
TOPIC 13.0 CDROM Version Questions ...
13.10Thu Apr 28 1994 17:47 Is the CD-ROM installation better for V1.5? 18 lines

Conference 7.286::humor (Humor - Read Note 2.* )

3 posts
TOPIC 9.0 Kids Say/Do the Darndest Things
9.179Wed Jun 15 1994 23:14 Repeat as needed 10 lines
TOPIC 724.0 Topic Reserved for OJ Simpson Jokes
724.30Wed Jun 22 1994 13:27 New ad featuring O.J. "in flight" 5 lines
TOPIC 741.0 BEST/MOST CLASSIC JOKE
741.45Sun Jul 31 1994 23:03 The one, the only... Groucho 4 lines

Conference 7.286::red_sox (Boston Red Sox)

1 posts
TOPIC 652.0 Sox Skipper
652.15Thu Oct 24 1996 15:28 An "old baseball" guy? 4 lines

Conference jetsam::watn (Wide Area Terminal Network (WATN))

1 posts
TOPIC 99.0 WATN cost from LAT
99.10Tue Feb 11 1997 10:13 Current hourly rates for disl-in access? 13 lines

Conference koolit::disney (The Disneyphile's Disney File)

3 posts
TOPIC 18.0 The Disney Channel
18.87Fri Jan 03 1997 16:28 Did I forget to say "frustrating"? :-) 26 lines
TOPIC 97.0 WDW - Tips and Hints
97.55Mon Jan 13 1997 11:47 Why not just check resort passes on resort loop? 27 lines
TOPIC 150.0 Annual Passports
150.235Tue Nov 26 1996 16:51 Sounds like penny-wise, pound-foolish (?) 24 lines

Conference mr1pst::music (MUSIC V4)

2 posts
TOPIC 14.0 The Instrument Info Topic
14.53Sat Sep 17 1994 23:15 Tried to talk 'em into sax, 'cause I wanted one! 25 lines
14.55Sun Sep 18 1994 21:57 Where have I seen "Bundy" before?... 13 lines

Conference bookie::movies (Movie Reviews and Discussion)

12 posts
TOPIC 611.0 Do you remember where you saw...
611.22Wed Jan 08 1997 12:50 I've probably forgotten a few... 91 lines
611.26Fri Jan 10 1997 19:41 Good old theaters 21 lines
TOPIC 1024.0 Independence Day
1024.183Wed Jan 08 1997 13:05 An almost-forgotten side bennie 16 lines
TOPIC 1155.0 Lost in Space
1155.17Mon Jan 13 1997 13:38 How darrrrrre they? :-) 16 lines
1155.18Fri Jan 24 1997 10:26 FWIW 12 lines
1155.24Fri Jan 31 1997 10:07 William Hurt likely to star in "Lost in Space" 86 lines
1155.26Wed Mar 12 1997 14:16 Hmm. 19 lines
1155.27Thu Mar 13 1997 10:04 "Friends in Space" 7 lines
TOPIC 1189.0 Mars Attacks
1189.9Fri Jan 03 1997 11:38 Something was wrong, haven't figured out what, yet 22 lines
TOPIC 1217.0 Private Parts
1217.6Thu Mar 20 1997 13:00 He's too nice now, I'll wait for the rental 19 lines
TOPIC 1247.0 The Lost World
1247.25Thu May 29 1997 14:58 Beautiful effects, but not enraptored by the plot 28 lines
1247.27Sun Jun 01 1997 22:59 A possible mechanism, but no explanation 13 lines

Conference turris::decbasic (DEC BASIC Conference)

8 posts
TOPIC 54.0 Code fails on AXP runs fine on the VAX VMS
54.4Thu Jul 14 1994 10:28 Coming soon to a debugger near me 7 lines
54.5Tue Jul 19 1994 16:42 Problem reported in .0 has been fixed 5 lines
54.6Fri Jul 22 1994 15:28 Fix will be in next FT 6 lines
TOPIC 59.0 NUM1$ from DEC BASIC giving different result than NUM1$ from VAX BASIC
59.1Fri Jul 22 1994 10:42 Not related to G_FLOAT? Hmmm... 9 lines
59.2Fri Jul 22 1994 15:25 Fixed in lower-level RTL function 21 lines
TOPIC 63.0 Large Virtual Memory growth during program Run
63.6Fri Aug 05 1994 11:22 If it's fixable, we'll fix it 11 lines
63.7Mon Aug 15 1994 15:54 Fixed 9 lines
63.8Mon Aug 22 1994 10:26 5 lines

Conference smurf::alpha_osf (This conferernce has moved to TURRIS::DIGITAL_UNIX)

2 posts
TOPIC 4.0 Documentation/Information Pointers
4.67Mon Jan 10 1994 15:34 Having trouble decompressing doc files on VMS 22 lines
4.70Tue Jan 11 1994 13:56 Aha! 8 lines

Conference turris::evax_bliss (BLISS compilers for Alpha AXP -- ** DIGITAL CONFIDENTIAL **)

3 posts
TOPIC270.0Wed Feb 02 1994 16:05 ACTUALPARAMETER without R25? 8 lines
270.2Thu Feb 03 1994 10:25 Compiler would like to avoid passing R25 to RTL 16 lines
270.4Thu Feb 03 1994 15:02 There were some other risks, so they'll load it for now 10 lines

Conference turris::evax_bliss (BLISS compilers for Alpha AXP -- ** DIGITAL CONFIDENTIAL **)

3 posts
TOPIC270.0Wed Feb 02 1994 16:05 ACTUALPARAMETER without R25? 8 lines
270.2Thu Feb 03 1994 10:25 Compiler would like to avoid passing R25 to RTL 16 lines
270.4Thu Feb 03 1994 15:02 There were some other risks, so they'll load it for now 10 lines

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