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| 603.1 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | if u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyf | Fri Dec 01 1995 13:52 | 9 |
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Moderators???
Should I be offended (penultimately) by the "P-word" being used in
.0???
Should I care???
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| 603.2 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | RIP Amos, you will be missed | Fri Dec 01 1995 13:55 | 8 |
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We didn't think a polack would be smart enough to be able to read .0.
hth,
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| 603.3 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | if u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyf | Fri Dec 01 1995 13:56 | 4 |
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My lawyer will be in touch...
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| 603.4 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | smooth, fast, bright and playful | Fri Dec 01 1995 13:56 | 1 |
| with himself
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| 603.5 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | RIP Amos, you will be missed | Fri Dec 01 1995 13:57 | 3 |
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What's her name?
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| 603.6 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Fri Dec 01 1995 14:02 | 2 |
| Abigail, isn't it?
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| 603.7 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend, will you be ready? | Fri Dec 01 1995 14:11 | 4 |
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Wish I could remember the words to John Prine's Dear Abby song.
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| 603.8 | And the real name is! | MIMS::SANDERS_J | | Fri Dec 01 1995 14:31 | 3 |
| re. 5
Eppy or Eppie Ledherer
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| 603.9 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | RIP Amos, you will be missed | Fri Dec 01 1995 14:34 | 11 |
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Dear Abby dear Abby, you won't believe this,
my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss,
My girlfriend she tells me it's all in my head,
My ? ? it tells me to write you instead
siiggnnned,
?
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| 603.10 | | ACISS1::BATTIS | A few cards short of a full deck | Fri Dec 01 1995 14:38 | 2 |
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Eppie Lederer I believe.
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| 603.11 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tummy Time | Fri Dec 01 1995 14:40 | 5 |
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Eppie (Esther Pauline) and Popo (Pauline Esther) Lederer. Don't know
which is Abby and which is Ann, tho.
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| 603.12 | The girl can't help it | DECWIN::RALTO | Clinto Barada Nikto | Fri Dec 01 1995 14:53 | 12 |
| I think that my favorite Abby/Ann quote (can't remember which one
said it) was when she "'fessed up" that when she was a young teenager
sitting in the backseat with a boyfriend, when they kissed, she had
an irresistable urge to squirm her bottom around, and how scandalous
it was, and how she was constantly embarrassed by it, but couldn't
control it.
A girl had written in with the same problem (what an amazing
coincidence!...), which prompted Abby/Ann to delight us with her
naughty nostalgia.
Chris
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| 603.13 | | MKOTS3::JOLLIMORE | I'm drowning in you | Fri Dec 01 1995 15:00 | 37 |
| Dear Abby
Dear Abby, Dear Abby; My feet are too long,
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong.
My friends they all tell me I've no friends at all,
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call.
Signed, Bewildered.
Chorus: Bewildered,bewildered you have no complaint,
You are what you are and you aint what you aint.
So listen up buster and listen up good,
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
Signed, Dear Abby.
Dear Abby,Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.
My wife hollars at me and my kids are all freaks.
Every side I get up is the wrong side of bed,
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead.
Signed, Unhappy.
cho: Unhappy,Unhappy, you have no complaint ...
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this,
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss.
My girlfriend tells me its all in my head,
But my stomach tells me to write you instead.
Signed, Noise-maker.
cho: Noise-maker,Noise-maker, ...
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I never'd have thought,
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught.
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze,
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees.
Signed, Just Married.
cho: Just Married, Just Married, ...
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| 603.14 | | DECLNE::REESE | My REALITY check bounced | Fri Dec 01 1995 16:59 | 7 |
| .13 That's great :-)
Mz Deb, will you sing a few bars for us?
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| 603.15 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend, will you be ready? | Fri Dec 01 1995 17:05 | 10 |
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Should be easy to play on guitar. Prine only knows 3 chords G, C and D.
JIm
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| 603.16 | | MKOTS3::JOLLIMORE | I'm drowning in you | Mon Dec 04 1995 09:43 | 37 |
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Dear Abby
G C G
D
G C G
D G
C D G
G C G
D
G C G
D G
C D G
G C G
D
G C G
D G
C D G
G C G
G C G
D
G C G
D G
C D G G
G C G
D
G C G
D G
C D G G
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| 603.17 | he's not that limited :-) | MILVAX::DCLARK | voodoo mathematician | Mon Dec 04 1995 10:13 | 3 |
| re .15
Prine plays an A once in a while e.g. Fish and Whistle
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| 603.18 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend, will you be ready? | Mon Dec 04 1995 10:20 | 17 |
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> Prine plays an A once in a while e.g. Fish and Whistle
I was going to mention that. I love that song..
"I been thinkin' lately 'bout the people I meet
carwash on the corner and the hole in the street
how my ankles hurt with shoes on my feet
I wonder if I'll ever see tomorrow.."
"when I got a job I said thank you please
they made me scrub the parking lot down on my knees
then I got fired for bein' scared o' bees
they only gave me 50 cents an hour"
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| 603.19 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Mon Dec 04 1995 12:03 | 9 |
| there was an interview with some chairperson or something for the
support of Polish people or religions or something that was climbing
all over poor Annie for the remark.
when they asked him if the apology was enough he said definitely not.
she needs to get involved and volunteer to support and act on behalf
of Polish people and their issues in the U.S...
Question... anyone seen this list of issues?
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| 603.20 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Tue Dec 05 1995 14:25 | 7 |
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She needs to take some Polish sensytyvyty training...
P.S. I will supply the sledge-hammer
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| 603.21 | | MKOTS3::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Wed Dec 06 1995 09:17 | 13 |
| Dear Abby,
I am dating a woman who is out on parol for smothering her infant 6
month old. I have two brothers in the house of correction for armed
robbery. My sister is up for prostution and drugs. My mother was shot
in a gang bang/drive by shooting by one of her gang members... And,...
I have a brother who works for Digital.
My problem is... should I tell my girlfriend about my brother who works
for Digital?
Signed
Confused
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| 603.22 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Wed Dec 06 1995 09:51 | 9 |
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Dear Confused,
Take advantage of your spell-checker before writing again...
Hugs and Kisses,
Abby
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| 603.23 | | MKOTS3::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Wed Dec 06 1995 09:56 | 5 |
| Dear .22,
It aint mapped on me keyboard.:)
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| 603.24 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Wed Dec 06 1995 10:08 | 3 |
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I understand, that along with the Ronco Apostrophe Remover, Wal-Mart
also has a sale on the Ronco Apostrophe Adder...
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| 603.25 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | CPU Cycler | Wed Dec 06 1995 10:17 | 1 |
| Is that some kind of snake?
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| 603.26 | All depends on the color... | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Wed Dec 06 1995 10:18 | 1 |
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| 603.27 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend, will you be ready? | Wed Dec 06 1995 10:22 | 9 |
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So, Jollimore gives me the lyrics and chords, now I'm trying to remember the
melody of the song (which I kinda remember) and I get it mixed up with the
melody of "The Times they are a' changin'" by Bob Dylan :-/
Guess I have to dig up my tape of Prine doing the song
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| 603.28 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Catch you later!! | Wed Dec 06 1995 10:32 | 6 |
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Dear Abby,
I am one of a pair of Siamese twins. How do I keep my brother
from tagging along on my dates?
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| 603.29 | Play some other game... | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Wed Dec 06 1995 10:33 | 1 |
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| 603.30 | A Friend Needs Help | ICS::EWING | | Thu Dec 07 1995 09:54 | 12 |
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Dear Abby,
I have a very good friend who works for Digital. She will be leaving
Digital to work for another company. She was to embarrassed to write
or respond. She asked me to for her. She would like to know will her
new co-workers will receive her well as they did at Digital? She also
would like to know whether or not will she miss the love, non-stress,
unity and peace of mind that she experienced at Digital at her new
job? She is leaving Digital for more money and job advancements. She
would like to know, "will she really miss D-I-G-I-T-A-L" when she
leaves?
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| 603.31 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Thu Dec 07 1995 09:59 | 12 |
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Dear Friend...
If her new co-workers are as decent, loving, caring and understanding
as those found in a certain notes conference named ::SOAPBOX, then she
will have no problem adjusting to her new job...
Oh BTW! Tell her the tooth-fairy will be by her house tonight
promptly at midnight...!!
Abby
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| 603.32 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | CPU Cycler | Thu Dec 07 1995 10:03 | 1 |
| P.S. Tell her to waer that thong I sent her in the mail. Hubba Hubba.
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| 603.33 | :) | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot. | Thu Dec 07 1995 10:12 | 1 |
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| 603.34 | Much Obliged | ICS::EWING | | Thu Dec 07 1995 10:12 | 12 |
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re. 31
Dear Abby,
Thanks for a very quick response. I will forward .31 to my friend.
I know she will be much obliged. Dear Abby, you are really good.
Oh! By the way, my friend told me to tell you, "Dear Abby" that
she want be home tonight, she's sleeping over my house tonight.
Thanks!
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