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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

306.0. "Witty People's Corner " by HBFDT1::SCHARNBERG (Senior Kodierwurst) Tue Feb 21 1995 03:39

    Play around here and don't spoil the other topics,
    
    wise guys and witty kitties,
    co-ed poets and smart art-
    ists.
    
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306.1WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 21 1995 06:543
    -1 ah, somethin' like a a verbal litter box?
    
       Chip
306.2WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Feb 21 1995 07:271
    something tells me this topic is going to get a lot of use...
306.3HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Feb 21 1995 08:391
    pot of fuse
306.4POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinTue Feb 21 1995 09:462
    
    lot of booze
306.5POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinTue Feb 21 1995 09:462
    
    I could use a snooze
306.6SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Feb 21 1995 09:473
    
    
    you may looze
306.7WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 21 1995 09:541
    pile of ooze
306.8GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 21 1995 10:016
    
    'lifers on board, nothing to lose'
    
    
    :>
    
306.9COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutTue Feb 21 1995 10:013
pile of old bollocks, more like.

Chris.
306.10POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meTue Feb 21 1995 10:391
    I refuse.
306.11BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 10:403

	Which one of ya refuses?
306.12SWAM2::SMITH_MATue Feb 21 1995 12:131
    and-a-ones and-a-twoose.
306.13MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Feb 21 1995 12:191
    Yastrzemski in a relatively nice guy!
306.14MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sTue Feb 21 1995 12:267
    >Yastrzemski in a relatively nice guy!
    
    Jack,
    
    Is that a freudian slip for Glen's benefit?
    
    -b
306.15MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Feb 21 1995 12:281
    Glen will soon ask me to substantiate this with proof!!
306.16BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 13:116
| <<< Note 306.15 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>


| Glen will soon ask me to substantiate this with proof!!

	Nah.... I'm waiting for ya to answer the one in the abortion topic. 
306.17BUSY::SLABAn imagine burning in her mind ...Tue Mar 18 1997 01:213
    
    	Hey, what's Glen doing in this topic?
    
306.18BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 18 1997 07:123

	writing?
306.19BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Tue Mar 18 1997 08:024
    
    	I tried that once, and it took me an hour to get the ink off the
    	screen.  And the white-out was even worse.
    
306.20BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 18 1997 09:352
slabo....how you could even write that one after asking me why I am in this
topic boggles the mind
306.21SMURF::WALTERSTue Mar 18 1997 09:372
    Yes, and when I said it to _him_ he threatened to wreak revenge that
    I've yet to see.
306.22BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 18 1997 09:422
that's because you went against his beloved dr science. now there is a plethora
of comedy. NOT!
306.23Half-witty blockheads may have corners, thoughTLE::RALTOSuffering P/N writer&#039;s blockTue Mar 18 1997 10:256
    re: topic title
    
    My observation over the years is that witty people don't have corners,
    they're well-rounded.
    
    Chris
306.24POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Mar 18 1997 10:273
    witty people say "bum", a lot, I think.
    
    bum bum bum bum bum
306.25Sounds like the theme to "Mission: Impassable"TLE::RALTOSuffering P/N writer&#039;s blockTue Mar 18 1997 10:335
    >    bum bum bum bum bum

    The Drum & Bugle Corps auditions are down the hall.
    
    Chris
306.26BUSY::SLABAntisocialTue Mar 18 1997 10:365
    
    	RE: .21
    
    	Revenge is a dish best served cold.
    
306.27SMURF::WALTERSTue Mar 18 1997 12:032
    Arrrrrgh.  The dreaded wrath of Slab!
    
306.28BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 18 1997 13:296
| <<< Note 306.26 by BUSY::SLAB "Antisocial" >>>


| Revenge is a dish best served cold.

	Well, with some of your comments, no one is colder than you!
306.29BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 18 1997 13:305
| <<< Note 306.27 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

| Arrrrrgh.  The dreaded wrath of Slab!

	The man who can hide in the shadows, but can't create one of his own!
306.30BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you&#039;re out of MonetTue Mar 18 1997 13:444
    
    	Of course I can ... but bystanders would be looking around for the
    	flagpole and not finding it.
    
306.31TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeTue Mar 18 1997 17:121
    who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?
306.32BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn&#039;t enoughTue Mar 18 1997 17:123
    
    	It would require a fantastic voyage to answer that question.
    
306.33WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 19 1997 07:151
    the Shadow?