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| 93.1 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | perforated porcini | Tue Nov 22 1994 15:49 | 1 |
| Barney teaches love, tolerance, and multiculturalism. He must be evil.
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| 93.2 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Class Clown & Box Jester...%^) | Tue Nov 22 1994 15:55 | 4 |
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There are those who say his songs have satanic undertones !!
Seems a bit far fetched....
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| 93.3 | sung in the deep voice from the omen | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:02 | 9 |
| .2
> There are those who say his songs have satanic undertones !!
vos amo, amatis me, nunc gens nos felix.
te complexu osculoque magno mihi,
num velitis dicere quod me amatis?
now if that doesn't sound satanic i don't know what does.
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| 93.4 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Barney made me do it !! | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:03 | 6 |
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RE .3
Binder, is that one of Barney's songs ????
I have a little trouble putting melody to those words %^)
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| 93.5 | Saved you the trouble gene... | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Less government, stupid! | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:04 | 12 |
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| 93.6 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:05 | 3 |
| yes this is crap.
and blinder. this is mostly a murican forum. please speak murican.
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| 93.7 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:05 | 10 |
| .4
yeah, squeakema, that's the latin version, copied from the old box, of
this:
I love you, You love me, We're a happy family.
With a great big hug and a kiss from you to me,
won't you say you love me too?
remember?
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| 93.8 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | perforated porcini | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:06 | 8 |
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I think it translates to:
"I love you
you love me
We're a happy family
something hug and a kiss to me from you
won't you say you love me too.
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| 93.9 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Barney made me do it !! | Tue Nov 22 1994 16:07 | 2 |
|
Gee, I thought is was Texan.........%^)
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| 93.10 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | perforated porcini | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:00 | 4 |
| Barney lovew you.
Maybe barney is a creationist plot? who else would have dinosaurs
walking alongside humans?
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| 93.12 | | POWDML::BUCKLEY | I [heart] Roller Coasters! | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:18 | 1 |
| Has anyone ever played the "I Love You" song backwards?!?
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| 93.13 | | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Oracle-bound | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:35 | 15 |
| I picked this up somewhere, maybe in the previous version of the
box:
Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur.
Extract the Roman numerals:
(and remember that the Romans had no letter 'U', they used 'V' instead)
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CV V L DI V
Add them:
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
Q. E. D. We suspected it all along.
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| 93.14 | Trekkies note: Barney looks like Vaal | DECWIN::RALTO | | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:36 | 6 |
|
>> Has anyone ever played the "I Love You" song backwards?!?
Probably sounds like "You Evil Eye".
Chris
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| 93.15 | | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:49 | 15 |
| aaaaallll Right!!! Barn is an alien from a far and distant planet. His
plans are to first take over the malable minds of our children thru
mindless songs. Then to work on the adults as they buy Barney dolls and
toys. To which, like in the movie Halloween, where there will be
broadcast thru teevee the key phrase/word, and the dolls will release a
toxic gas that will waist all! Theeen.... Large flying sausers from the
planet Barney will land. Wearing color cord' gas mask.. you might hear:
'One small step for Barney, one giant step for Barney Kind!'
'I'll get you yet Luke Skywalker!'
'That will teach em to run over us with their cars.'
'Will yha look at that!'
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| 93.16 | let's put him in Jurassic Park II | CSSREG::BROWN | No Swett !!! | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:53 | 13 |
| His true theme sone is:
I hate him,
He hates me,
Let's go out
And kill Barney.
A shot rang out
and Barney hit the floor
No more purple dinosaur.
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| 93.17 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | perforated porcini | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:54 | 5 |
| and here I thought it was.
I touch you,
you touch me
please dont tell your family
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| 93.18 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:54 | 1 |
| Let's put him on the menu at Jurassic Park!
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| 93.19 | Whinosaurus Rex | CSSREG::BROWN | No Swett !!! | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:56 | 8 |
| It has just been determined that Barney is one of the most dangerous
dinosaurs ever to walk the face of the earth:
a Veloci-CRAP-tor
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| 93.20 | | PEAKS::OAKEY | The difference? About 8000 miles | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:03 | 3 |
| Barney is a new baloon addition for the Thanksgiving day parade.
Gag me.
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| 93.21 | Oh, the humanity! | DECWIN::RALTO | | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:15 | 6 |
| >> Barney is a new baloon addition for the Thanksgiving day parade.
I'm overcome with fantasies of re-creating the Hindenburg disaster.
Perhaps some kind soul(s) along Macy's street will accommodate us.
Chris
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| 93.22 | | 57784::LAUER | D-Day: 1/9/95 | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:32 | 2 |
| I saw Barney Christmas ornaments at the Osco this week.
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| 93.23 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Memories..... | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:42 | 5 |
|
Jack Martin. What is your opinion on Barney. Remember, Judge Komar is
listening...
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| 93.24 | Subliminal Barney. | CSLALL::CEANES | Laughter is a smile that exploded | Wed Nov 23 1994 14:21 | 73 |
| I can't believe this isn't in here yet...
(I hope all the right credits are at the bottom.)
Barney loves you all!
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| 93.25 | B666A666R666N666E666Y | CSSREG::BROWN | No Swett !!! | Wed Nov 23 1994 15:19 | 3 |
| I suppose Barney Balloon would make a nice big Barney Bang if someone
swps his helium tank with hydrogen. Let static electricity or a few
stray stinger missiles do the rest...
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| 93.26 | | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Wed Nov 23 1994 15:42 | 3 |
| Get Less Nesman to cover the shooting like he did the turkey drops over
some parking lot in Cincinaniti (sp)! Great episode! Great take off
from the Hindinburg crash.
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| 93.27 | | AIMHI::JMARTIN | Barney IS NOT a nerd!! | Wed Nov 23 1994 15:49 | 9 |
| I will wait till January 1st to expound further on these matters.
1. Barney's tummy protrudes.
2. Barney loves children.
3. His mannerisms make you go Hmmmmm.
T minus 1 month and 7 days until I can just let it all out!!!!
-Jack
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| 93.29 | Stupid parades. | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Wed Nov 23 1994 16:42 | 7 |
| > Barney is a new baloon addition for the Thanksgiving day parade.
> Gag me.
You mean you watch those parades?
Yer supposed to be so freekin lit up you wake up just before kickoff
time. Hey... is that turkey done yet honey! C'mon already...
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| 93.30 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Wed Nov 23 1994 16:45 | 4 |
|
The parade itself is ok to watch; it's just when they keep stopping for
the dancing and singing and interviews with the people on the floats
that I pop off for another drink.
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| 93.31 | | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Oracle-bound | Wed Nov 23 1994 16:57 | 3 |
| re .30
Amen. And it's all because of Barney's occult connections.
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| 93.32 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Wed Nov 23 1994 17:03 | 2 |
|
...I wonder if _Miracle on 34th Street_ will be on tomorrow.
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| 93.33 | | PEAKS::OAKEY | The difference? About 8000 miles | Wed Nov 23 1994 17:07 | 12 |
| Re: <<< Note 93.29 by VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK "Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly" >>>
>> > Barney is a new baloon addition for the Thanksgiving day parade.
>> > Gag me.
>> You mean you watch those parades?
Nope, Katie Couric was on Leno last night, and she informed the viewing
public of this factiod in response to Jay's "Are there any new baloons?"
question (Katie is one of the parade hosts).
Roak
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| 93.34 | | WECARE::BOURGOINE | | Mon Nov 28 1994 09:55 | 16 |
|
Actually this is a TTLT but it also belongs here:
New T-shirt
Picture: Barney Rubble (hair in ponytail) standing with
the head of Barney (the dino) in one hand, and a
sword in the other
Caption:
In The End: There can be only one.
Plus I got it for free!
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| 93.35 | n | AIMHI::FLATHERS | | Mon Nov 28 1994 10:14 | 7 |
| <<< Note 93.13 by CSC32::J_OPPELT
man,,, you have a lot of time on your hands !!!
I'm jealous !!!
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| 93.36 | | CSC32::J_OPPELT | Oracle-bound | Mon Nov 28 1994 12:11 | 6 |
| I get these forwarded to me from someone who's on some internet
mailing distribution. Usually there are dozens at a time. I
just select a few, and it's no effort to dump them in here.
I'll keep them coming as long as my "supplier" continues to
keep me supplied.
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| 93.37 | | AIMHI::JMARTIN | Barney IS NOT a nerd!! | Tue Nov 29 1994 10:44 | 5 |
| May I inquire as to where one can find this tee shirt!?
I must have it!!!!
-Jack
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| 93.38 | I'm Warning You, Barney is watching! | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | My multiple extremities: O:) >:> :P +:) | Wed Nov 30 1994 10:57 | 12 |
| I called the Barney hotline, that's right. He is aware of some the
comments made in reference to him.
Anyone who defames/slanders his good name from this point on, is in
big trouble. He might even send in the "Purple Beret Barney Brigade"
You think I'm kidding haa. I happen to personally know that he packs an
oozy on at all times. So watch your step, bubs.
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| 93.39 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Wed Nov 30 1994 11:22 | 6 |
| >I happen to personally know that he packs an
>oozy on at all times.
That sounds...slightly kinky.
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| 93.40 | 8^) | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Wed Nov 30 1994 11:23 | 1 |
| Beat me to it...
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| 93.41 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Wed Nov 30 1994 11:24 | 3 |
|
That sounds slightly kinky too 8^).
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| 93.42 | | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Wed Nov 30 1994 11:25 | 1 |
| oh-er
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| 93.43 | {simper} | POLAR::RICHARDSON | The Quintessential Gruntling | Wed Nov 30 1994 11:27 | 2 |
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| 93.44 | 8^p | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Wed Nov 30 1994 11:29 | 1 |
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| 93.45 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Barney made me do it !! | Wed Nov 30 1994 11:33 | 2 |
|
Either way, an OOOozy can get messy..........%^)
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| 93.46 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | The Quintessential Gruntling | Wed Nov 30 1994 12:10 | 1 |
| Hapenis is a warm gun.
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| 93.47 | oh...dear | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Wed Nov 30 1994 12:20 | 1 |
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| 93.48 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Barney made me do it !! | Wed Nov 30 1994 12:22 | 2 |
|
Hapiness is a smoking gun and the smell of gun powder %^).
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| 93.49 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Nov 30 1994 12:54 | 2 |
| Aye... Gonna burn some .38 lead tonight in practice for the USRA
double action league in 2 weeks... Silhoutte targets too!
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| 93.50 | Barney Targets | WRKSYS::CAMUSO | alphabits | Wed Nov 30 1994 13:18 | 11 |
| RE: <<< Note 93.49 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>
>> Aye... Gonna burn some .38 lead tonight in practice for the USRA
Saw an ad for Barney targets. The ad copy was something like:
"Are you sick of him yet? Blast the overweight purple blob to
shreds."
Tony
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| 93.51 | Barney?!?! Come out, come out, where-evah you are?!?! | WFOV12::STONE_A | watch out where the huskeys go... | Thu Dec 01 1994 11:17 | 23 |
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| 93.52 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Thu Dec 01 1994 11:20 | 1 |
| Wow, I can hear all the gunnutz salivating now.
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| 93.53 | | WFOV12::STONE_A | watch out where the huskeys go... | Thu Dec 01 1994 11:28 | 3 |
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Kan't be....thaze out deer huntin' this week in massachewzits!!!
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| 93.54 | re .51 | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | My multiple extremities: O:) >:> :P +:) | Mon Dec 05 1994 11:25 | 1 |
| Impressive artwork dude, ya like tubular.
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| 93.55 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Exit Stage left...... | Mon Dec 05 1994 11:26 | 3 |
|
More like radical.......We need more of that
stuff in here. %^)
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| 93.56 | Boom | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Mon Dec 05 1994 11:38 | 4 |
| > Wow, I can hear all the gunnutz salivating now.
Naw, gunnutz already got that stuff. Anyways, the stuff I have
lights up and makes noise.
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| 93.57 | More Barney CRAP | OAW::MILLER | HE WHO DIES W/ MOST TOYS, STILL DIES | Tue Dec 06 1994 15:58 | 18 |
| Here is another version of the famous "Barney Song"
I hate you
You hate me
Let's tie Barney to a Tree
Take a 9-millimeter and put it to his head
BANG BANG BANG BANG, Barney's Dead.
For all of you DOOM players out there. There is a WAD file out there
that changes the big pink monsters into Barneys. What a blast it is
blowing him away and watching him crumble to the ground and grown...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA,
There, That's MUCH better.....
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| 93.58 | | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Wed Dec 07 1994 10:45 | 2 |
| There's also a wad for DOOM that turns all monsters into
Barneys...makes it difficult to figure out what's what, tho. 8^)
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| 93.59 | Barney: He tastes just like chicken. | SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOORE | I'll have the rat-on-a-stick | Wed Dec 07 1994 17:41 | 12 |
|
Late note but the song is really:
"I hate you.
You hate me.
I want you to worship me."
I actually have a copy of some Carolina minister's book called:
"Barney, The Purple Messiah".
It basically sez that Barney is really a demon.
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| 93.60 | Barney stabbed. Thousands cheer. | SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOORE | I'll have the rat-on-a-stick | Wed Dec 07 1994 18:49 | 8 |
|
Also, I didn't see it noted, but the Barney Balloon in the Thanksgiving
Day parade accidently got punctured.
Jay Leno quipped "Finally, a stabbing in New York that we can all feel
good about."
;^)
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| 93.61 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Wed Dec 07 1994 18:59 | 1 |
| does anyone really know what the hell this topic is about?
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| 93.62 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Thu Dec 08 1994 10:09 | 9 |
|
Gene, it's about Barney being a tool of SAAAAAtan. His wicked evil ways
and such, his bonding with Jack Martin, and the minister who first claimed he
was a demon to begin with!
Glen
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| 93.63 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | imagine | Thu Dec 08 1994 10:30 | 1 |
| barney loves you
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| 93.64 | | OOTOOL::CHELSEA | Mostly harmless. | Thu Dec 08 1994 12:46 | 1 |
| Barney is Cthulu in disguise....
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| 93.65 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Thu Dec 08 1994 13:14 | 1 |
| cthulhu. and he don't need no steenkin disguises.
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| 93.66 | | OOTOOL::CHELSEA | Mostly harmless. | Thu Dec 08 1994 13:19 | 1 |
| I admit, it didn't look quite right when I read it.
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| 93.67 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Zebras should be seen and not herd | Thu Dec 08 1994 13:50 | 7 |
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RE: cthulhu
Sounds like something my cat does that I have to clean up afterwards...
Darned furballs!!!
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| 93.68 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | imagine | Thu Dec 08 1994 14:34 | 5 |
| Newt,
Seems to feel Barney is an enemy of the state. If he has it his way,
unless pepsico or someone like them picks him up, Barney will be
history in a year.
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| 93.69 | Careful with names -- sometimes the owners respond | VMSSG::LYCEUM::CURTIS | Dick "Aristotle" Curtis | Thu Dec 08 1994 21:17 | 5 |
| .64, .65:
Be nice, or I'll post the words to "Witch-house Slimeman"!
Dick
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| 93.70 | Talk Hard | SNOC02::MACKENZIEK | o...ex-SUBURB::DAVISM | Thu Dec 08 1994 21:27 | 1 |
| Do your worst !
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| 93.71 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Fri Dec 09 1994 09:28 | 3 |
| .70
you don't mean that. trust me on this.
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| 93.72 | keep taking the pills folks | MASALA::IMCNEIL | wot no beer | Tue Mar 07 1995 23:01 | 10 |
|
After reading most of this note I'm still at a loss as to
what the hell your all going on about.
Is everybody in america strange or what!!!!!!!
up yer kilt.
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| 93.73 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | One if by LAN, two if by C | Wed Mar 08 1995 05:59 | 6 |
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yeah, we're strange and we like it! bugger off.....
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| 93.74 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Light dawns over marblehead.... | Wed Mar 08 1995 08:27 | 9 |
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"If you're not different, you're not normal."
Terrie, quoting myself from long ago.
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| 93.75 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Wed Mar 08 1995 08:56 | 2 |
| Actually the Canadians are stranger. Being neighborly types and all we
are strange too in deference to their preference.
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| 93.76 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Consultants Of Swing | Wed Mar 08 1995 10:59 | 3 |
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Cocaine coloured computer cards coding cosmic cryptic cats!
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| 93.77 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Mar 08 1995 12:33 | 7 |
| Hey...Barney is sweet talk liberal PC doggeral and he is trying to
sneak subliminal teachings to our children. As an example, Barney
and friends went to visit a farmer who loves animals. Some of the
things the farmer conveyed made the viewer give a quick second look.
He was quite abnormal for my liking
-Jack
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| 93.78 | "Dum-de-dumm-dumm... HEY, what the hell is THAT?!" | AMN1::RALTO | Gala 10th Year ECAD SW Anniversary | Wed Mar 08 1995 12:44 | 3 |
| How did the farm animals react to Barney?
Chris
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| 93.79 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Wed Mar 08 1995 12:54 | 1 |
| They avoided him!
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| 93.80 | | CSOA1::LEECH | a gerbil is a terrible thing to baste | Wed Mar 08 1995 13:17 | 1 |
| Hmmm...maybe Barney really *is* Satan...
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| 93.81 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Thu Mar 09 1995 13:46 | 3 |
|
And the p-name Martin had earlier must have meant he honors satan too!
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| 93.82 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Thu Mar 09 1995 15:39 | 1 |
| nO...i WAS COERCED INTO CARRYING THAT SCORNFUL p-nAME!!
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| 93.83 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Thu Mar 09 1995 16:30 | 7 |
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Seeing it was a punishment for a crime you were first accused, and then
proven guilty of, I would say forced is a much better word, wouldn't you? :-)
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| 93.84 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Thu Mar 09 1995 16:30 | 2 |
| I dunno Jack, you seem to spend an awful lot of time in this note. I
think you have a secret affinity to the Barnster......
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| 93.85 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Thu Mar 09 1995 17:08 | 8 |
| Nonsense...I have no affinity for Barney. I'm growing, I do it every
day...I'm growing when I'm sleeping and even when I play so don't mess
with me. Remember, Barney must be destroyed. You'r important oh you
really are you're the only one of you. There isn't another in the
whole wide world who can do the things you do. So let's continue our
campaign against Barney!
-Jack
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| 93.87 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Thu Mar 09 1995 18:33 | 1 |
| HAGGIS ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH
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| 93.88 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Thu Mar 09 1995 18:34 | 4 |
| Barney is a satanic purple dinosaur....
You wuv barney
barney wuvs you
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| 93.89 | Changed, but not as much "fun" anymore | AMN1::RALTO | Gala 10th Year ECAD SW Anniversary | Fri Mar 10 1995 09:39 | 23 |
| I had the relative misfortune to see a recently-made "Barney" show
last week. A couple of things were notably different: first, the
kid-cast has changed, and the most obnoxious cutesy-poo perky ones
seem to have been phased out; second and more importantly, Barney
himself actually wasn't on-screen for all that much of the program.
And even when he was, it was obvious that his dosage of "Jolt" had
been significantly decreased.
I don't know if I just happened to catch an unusual episode. The
problem was that these "improvements" (perhaps the staff is taking
all the criticism to heart) actually made the show less watchable,
because at least we had something to laugh at before. Now it's
just plain bad, but not so outrageously bad that you spend the
whole time howling and making fun of it in the Mystery Science
Theater 3000 tradition.
In particular, I missed the kid who I used to call "Barney's wife",
a girl of noticeably advanced age who still played around with the
younger kids and Barney, but was nevertheless a minor authority
figure of some kind, and seemed to have a more mature relationship
with the purple one.
Chris
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| 93.90 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Fri Mar 10 1995 09:54 | 10 |
| | <<< Note 93.85 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>
| I'm growing, I do it every day...I'm growing when I'm sleeping and even when
| I play so don't mess with me.
And to think it's growing out that yer doin..... :-)
| Remember, Barney must be destroyed.
Then why haven't you done it yet?
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| 93.91 | Is this the twilight zone or what.. | MASALA::DALEXANDER | Centuwian...stwike him woughly! | Fri Mar 10 1995 17:51 | 2 |
| Re.87
What about Haggis???
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| 93.92 | Reposted for the gastrophiles :*> | SPEZKO::FRASER | Mobius Loop; see other side | Sat Mar 11 1995 07:24 | 41 |
|
Horace
Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should have shared."
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! Foolish child!" the father mourns
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
"To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it -- that's what haggis is.*
* No it isn't. Ed. Haggis is a kind of stuffed black pudding eaten by the
Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human
consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other
animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the
sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and... Excuse me a minute. Ed.
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| 93.93 | Keep yer Nouvelle Cuisine! | MASALA::AGRAY | If it ain't broke--don't fix it! | Sun Mar 12 1995 08:38 | 2 |
| Yummy Yummy!!
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| 93.94 | some haggis please..."spew" | MASALA::IMCNEIL | wot no beer | Sun Mar 12 1995 19:03 | 4 |
|
Is barney a haggis.......
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| 93.95 | The Truth the whole truth and nothing but.. | MASALA::DALEXANDER | Centuwian...stwike him woughly! | Sun Mar 12 1995 21:36 | 14 |
| Re.92
It does'nt matter what the ingredients are. It tastes great don't knock
it until you've tried it......
Haggis is actually a small furry animal which lives in the highlands of
scotland and there is a season for hunting them similar to that of the
grouse season.The myth that it is made with the various inside's
mentioned in .92 started when Prince Albert (Queen Victoria's husband)
could'nt even find one never mind SHOOT one, he felt humilated and so
he and his aides started the rumour.Of course since he was a Royal
everyone south of the border beleived him but we SCOTS know the truth.
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| 93.96 | BAN HAGGIS HUNTING NOW!! | MASALA::MACDONALD | Pamela Anderson's Plaything | Sun Mar 12 1995 22:04 | 18 |
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re.95.
Haggis are also very good pets if trained properly. I've had my haggis,
his name is Neeps, for a number of years now , and I have to say that
he is a much better pet than a dog or cat.
When he is left in the house by himself, I know that no-one will try
to break-in. They are even more vicious than a Rottweiller or Doberman.
I've also trained mine to go and collect my morning papers at the
newsagents around the corner. How many dogs can do that?
Personally, I think they should ban hunting these beautiful creatures.
They are becoming very rare now and if we don't stop hunting them, it
won't be long before the Highlands of Scotland have no more of this
fab wee animal.
From a Haggis lover.
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| 93.97 | | SPEZKO::FRASER | Mobius Loop; see other side | Mon Mar 13 1995 08:44 | 13 |
| > <<< Note 93.95 by MASALA::DALEXANDER "Centuwian...stwike him woughly!" >>>
> -< The Truth the whole truth and nothing but.. >-
> Re.92
> It does'nt matter what the ingredients are. It tastes great don't knock
> it until you've tried it......
Hysterical laughter Bruce! :*)
Andy (teuchter fae the Kyle of Lochalsh - been hunting haggis
afore ye were born, son!) :^)
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| 93.98 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Mon Mar 13 1995 18:23 | 5 |
| Couldn't think of a better place to post this, but did anybody hear
what Al Gore did yesterday?
Or, for that matter, does anybody remember who Al Gore is?
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| 93.99 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Mar 14 1995 10:18 | 9 |
|
I vaigly remember who he is, but wonder if you're talking about the
cast version, or the one who could walk without crutches? :-)
What did he say?
Glen
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| 93.100 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Tue Mar 14 1995 10:20 | 1 |
| vaguely
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| 93.101 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Squirrels R Me | Tue Mar 14 1995 10:35 | 3 |
|
Thank you Jack!
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| 93.102 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Tue Mar 14 1995 14:48 | 3 |
| I don't know what he said, I was just wondering.
Maybe we should file a "missing persons" report?
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| 93.103 | He is good for the kids | SHRCTR::SIGEL | Takin' care of business and workin' overtime | Thu Apr 20 1995 17:40 | 6 |
| You have to play the videotape backwards to get those satanic
overtones. ;-)
On a serious note my neice loves Barney and I have watched a few
episodes with her and it is definatley good for kids, it teaches them
good manners and values.
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| 93.104 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | You-Had-Forty-Years!!! | Thu Apr 20 1995 17:41 | 4 |
| That's just it!! Barney is luring the kids into perdition....with good
manners that is!
-Jack
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| 93.105 | | MPGS::MARKEY | The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary | Thu Apr 20 1995 17:42 | 6 |
| >That's just it!! Barney is luring the kids into perdition....with good
>manners that is!
Well, we always have you to teach them the other way... :-) :-)
-b
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| 93.106 | Conform happily to the Purple One | AMN1::RALTO | It's a small third world after all | Thu Apr 20 1995 17:48 | 7 |
| >> it is definatley good for kids, it teaches them
>> good manners and values.
So would electroshock therapy or a frontal lobotomy, but I'd
stop short of recommending those for the little darlin's... :-)
Chris
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| 93.107 | Just when you thought it was safe | DECWIN::RALTO | At the heart of the beast | Wed Sep 27 1995 01:46 | 19 |
| Looks like Barney's back, but perhaps as a reaction to the Dinosaur
Comet or some such event, he appears to have metamorphosed into a
large tooth. Timmy the Tooth, to be precise:
Get Ready for Adventure!
"The Adventures of Timmy The Tooth" is an exciting
new video series that follows the travels of Timmy
The Tooth and his best pal, Brushbrush. From his
home in Flossmore Valley, Timmy uses his imagination
to visit the wild West, tropical islands, the pyramids -
even outer space! Join Timmy and all his pals [including
Mr. Wisdom, Cavity Goon, and Ms. Sweety] for fun, original
songs and non-stop thrills.
Sounds like they forgot the evil false teeth, named Dental Rental.
Chris
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| 93.108 | | MKOTS3::JMARTIN | I press on toward the goal | Wed Sep 27 1995 11:35 | 1 |
| Boy I wish Rex Trailor was back on the air!
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| 93.109 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Sep 27 1995 14:09 | 1 |
| yeah, and Pablo and Hubert the Swan...
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