Conference 7.286::sports_91

    Roooooooooooooooooooooooollward, --dan'l.
    
    JaKe
    

    Where's that note where me & my proteg�, John Holmes, belong?
    
    Hawk
    
    

>    Where's that note where me & my proteg�, John Holmes, belong?
    
    Hawk,
    
    Note 202 has the most appropriate title I would say.
    
    	--dan'l

    What is the height and weight limit for someone wanting to be a part of this
    club ?
    
    John "D Cowboys" R.

       Speaking of little guyz, Slasher tells me the Ultimate Warrior is
    off the juice and is a shadow a his former self. Is it really true he
    cain go shopping with Kev now?
                                       Denny 8^)

    Stop pickin' on Po' Kev, people.  He has a tough enough time convincing
    his 8 year old boy that the Masters of the Universe underwear are 
    really dad's...  :-)
    
    Hawk
    
    

    
    single most important question to answer if'n one wants to qualify
    for this note -
    
    
    
    
    	Do crowded elevators smell differently to you?
    
    
    ;^)
    
    I remain,
    pinchin my nose.....
    Kev
    

    Hey,
    does 5'8, 160 or so disqualfy me ( I hope)??
    
    MikeL
    

    MikeL,
    
    If'n you're a tweener....then I'm definately in limbo...I don't think I
    belong in the same class as the ultra-heavyweights...but 5'11", 205
    definately puts me out of the boys' regular section!!!
    
    
    Nelly

    Dang Nelly,
    You sound like a candidate fer a rugby hooker! Watch out, 'Saw and
    Mac will be out recruitin' ya, seein' as they probably trying to
    recruit the bigboys already!
    
    MikeL
    

Don't get us little guys mad - we'll jump up  and kick you in the knee...

=Bob=

5'7", 137

    Bob, while you're doing that, I'll bite 'em in da ankle!
    
    I remain,
    a vicious tag team mate!
    Kev
    

    
    Anybody else in here have first hand knowledge of what the belly
    of a pregnant ant looks like when looking up from underneath?
    
    Ya got's to know the answer to be included in this special club!
    
    I remain,
    benefitting from being vertically challenged!
    Kev
    

Famous Little Boys:

	Cookie Rojas
	Eddie Lawson
	Neil Armstrong (5'8" I think)
	Spud Webb
	Andy Moog
	Willie Shoemaker
	Mickey Rooney


(btw, Jockeys are some of the gutsiest people going.  I like horses, but 
 they do scare me a little -- they're so big.  These jockies control these
 huge beasts so well.....)



'Saw

    
    >    Anybody else in here have first hand knowledge of what the belly
    >    of a pregnant ant looks like when looking up from underneath?
    
    Probably somebody who stood on the sidewalk and watched the Macy's
    parade would have an idea.
    
    Dickstah
    

    >Where's that note where me& my protege, John Holmes, belong?
    
    Oh, you mean Johnny "C Wad" Holmes, the guy who was convicted
    for murder one and was a practicing human homosexual male, the
    one who died from AIDS?
    
    MrT

    >I like horses, but they do scare me -- they're so big.  Jockeys 
    >do control these huge beasts so well.
    
    Uh, Frank, when is the last time you were out on a date?
    
    MrT

    MrT, weren't Plato, Socrates, and Alexander the Great of the same
    orientation as John Holmes?
    
    hope this helps,
    Mike

    re .19
    
    Saw sounds like Emma Samms' sister in "Shrimp On The Barbie" ... :-)

    >MrT, weren't Plato, Socrates, and Alexander the Great of the
    >same orientation as John Holmes?
    
    Hold it right there buddy.  John "Johnny C Wad" Holmes had his
    ups and downs, yes, but this guy swung a Harmon Killebrew sized
    bat and knocked more quim out a the park than any a those                                      
    big-shot  philosopher dudes.
    
    And besides, did I say there was anything less than absolutely
    perfectly correct and wonderful and celebratory about being like
    that?  [noIdidn't]
    
    MrT

Leave it to you dirty-minded people to think bad things.  Shame on
you!  (And on Good Friday too!)


Anyway, I started riding horses when I was five, and rode off and
on till I was eight or so.  I had a cousin who was a riding instructor
for a posh New England private school, so it was easy to learn.

Anyway, I was always afraid of them stepping on my feet.


Horses are magnificent animals (or are on my list of all-time magnificent
animals) and I've ridden a little over the past few years.  Although to
be honest, there aren't many mounts that will willingly let a 245lb
guy ride them.

I guess I need to saddle up a Clydesdale....



'Saw

    I didin't wanna clutter up the "happiness" note (8 minutes
    till he's history) and since this note is sorta in my ownership and
    care, I figger I cain put anything here I want as long as it is
    unlikely to incurr the wrath of my good buddy on HLO.
    
    Anyway, as MrT is allegedly being excorted out the door permanently (?)
    I'm escorting myself out the door for a weeks vacation.  No, I'm really
    going into mourning for a week (NOT!).
    
    See ya back here on Monday 6/29.
    
    Kev
    

    Uh, why is the ceiling so low, and the chairs so frail, and the beers
    so small in this note, oh, it's the little boys note.
    
    ANyroad, Kev, youse ain't the only one on vacation nexted week.
    Me and the Mrs and the 3 little ones are making a road trip to Cape May
    Point, N.J. fer a week in the sun on the needle strewn(hope not)
    beaches for some r&r.
    
    See younses a week from Monday
    
    JaKe
    

�    beaches for some r&r.
 
Oh, I get it, last one was I&I, this vacation is R&R.  Guess you'll work your 
way through the alphabet by the end of the summer.

    
>>Oh, I get it, last one was I&I, this vacation is R&R.  Guess you'll work your 
>>way through the alphabet by the end of the summer.
    
    Nah, only one more vacation after this one, and that's visiting
    relative in faraway places.  No initials come to mind fer that kind of
    vacation.
    
    Plus, with three kids hanging off of ya on EVERYTHING ya do, it leaves
    little room for any I & I, though we'll try and find time for that,
    too.
    
    JaKe
    

    
    In response to a few comments about the inactivity in this here
    particular note, I wanna get some opion's(tm) of whatcha all
    think of my new p-name.
    
    On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "Definitely!" Anybody wanna offer their
    feelings on MtM's probability of <set hidden>'ing me wherever I go
    until I change it?
    
    grins and a bit o' ~/~
    
    I remain,
    dressed in shoulder pads and a helmet!
    Kev
    
    

Theo Fleury is a little boy of around Kev's size (Fleury is 5'4").

He hits everything in sight on the ice, and you could use the word
"pesky" to describe him.

Anyone have any idea why John "Sweet Boy" Cullen, at 5'8" tall, can't
do the same thing?  Is he just more 'introspective', preferring, perhaps,
to spend his evenings home with a copy of Keats or Shelley, instead of
working on construction projects with some new Binford power tools?


'Saw

    'Sawmain.
    
    Cullen will have to prove himself quickly to Burke and Hiolmgren.
    I'll guees he'a got a half-season to "show" he's got the right
    stuff. After that it's 'pasta da pizza' baby.
    
    MikeL
    

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       Congrats Brews!!! You're now a certified fascist moderator. Was this
    your 'first time'? Did you have a smoke after?
                                   Denny  8^)

    Rollward Brews!!!!!!
    
    You been hanging around with Needle or did you put this here jest as an
    excuse to join this exclusive membership?
    
    I remain,
    membership chairperson and all that stuff!
    Kev
    

 
 that's a prize winner for sure...hhhhaaaaa

    
    Thanks guys.  ANd like sex, it took a little longer the first time, but
    I'm sure I can get it down to under 30 seconds or so.\
    
    BfM  (Brews the Facist Mod)

>    
>    Thanks guys.  ANd like sex, it took a little longer the first time, but
>    I'm sure I can get it down to under 30 seconds or so.\
>    
>    BfM  (Brews the Facist Mod)


Mac has enough problems with me!  I don't know if he can handle me AND 
Brews!


8^)

    careful 'saw, I'm only letting your note stay in here 'cause I'm a nice
    guy, and your body fat is down to 16%.
    
    BfM
    
    

    Best be keerful theyah BfM,
    I Kev catches ya messin wif his note, he might jump up and punch
    ya in the tummy.
    
    Mucho 8^)'s Keveroonie
    
    MikeL
    

    
    Yabbut shhhhhh
    
    be vewwy vewwy quiet!
    
    MikeL, for tummy's I need a stool or a ladder!
    
    Having found out that many times a stool or a ladder isn't available,
    I've been quietly spending time with lufay and somethang called a
    scattergun.
    Donchknow that at 15', Big boy's haids require only a 15 degree
    elevation?  BBB's (big boy's butts) only need a 6 degree one to score a
    direct hit!
    
    Keep on messin wif my note, go ahead!
    
    
    I remain,
    kev_the_vigilante_police!
    

    
    >>MikeL, for tummy's I need a stool or a ladder!
                                  ^^^^^
    Funny, what passes thru me tummy eventually turns into a stool!!!!
    
    Schnort Schitt Schleps
    
    JaKe
    
    

    I intentionally selected that word for ya JaKe.  'Tis a Friday ya know
    and it's slow in here so I'm only doing my part!
    
    I remain,
    reminded of the grey poop-on!
    Kev
    

    Kev, the 'Police flunks you.  The proper plural for tummy is tummies.
    
    Sorry, just had to do it one lasted time.
    
    :-)
    
    Ninj

�< Note 252.42 by FSBIC::JHENDRY "John Hendry, DTN 297-2623" >


�    Kev, the 'Police flunks you.  The proper plural for tummy is tummies.
    
�    Sorry, just had to do it one lasted time.
    
�    :-)
    
�    Ninj



    Sorry Ninj, but when refering Kevin Farley in ::Sports, "ETT" is required.


You know, Eligible To be Tossed.   :-)


Chap

    Yabbut STBD_Ninj'  (Soon to be departed)  :*(
    
    I don't know anybody (human) with plural tummies.  I was referring to
    the possesive tense, i.e. MY tummy.
    
    15 yuard penalty for overly aggressive behavior and jumpin' to
    erroneous conclusions.
    
    I remain,
    might and RIGHT!
    Kev