Conference 7.286::sports_91

    they say it's your birthday
    da da da da da da da da
    it's my birthday too ya
    da da da da da da da da

    
    geez, maybe i should have gor the slasher a Pittsburgh  PENS HAT,
    
    OR  A WORLD CHAMPION  NY FOOTBALL GIANTS HAT.
    
    
    DINZ
    

    	Happy belated birthday Mike.  George Foreman is my hero!
    
    			      	/Don

    Hey Slasher, as a late day birthday gift I give you this....

Happy B-Day /'er! Good luck with your retirement! 8^)


Hey 'Saw! You forgot the break! You know that part that goes..

The /er man's baked, and allway's on the make.
Marina see's to his wishes.
Talk about your tempting dishes,
Xcept /er prefers the fishes.

Or somin like that.


Steve

Too funny dude!


Actually, I didn't think about the break, because the song I was thinking of
is a very popular song at drinkups, sung to the Candy Man tune, but called
the S&M Man.  I can't print any of the verses in here for obvious reasons, 
but suffice it to say there are many, many of them.....  That tune doesn't
have the break....

We can add your version in to the Slasher song, though...it fits real well!

'Saw

    Slasher,
        Maybe you can get us the Giantsmania tix at a senior citizen's
    discount?
    
    Happy Birthday,
    Bull~
    

    Sorry Slasher, the Bruins and Pits_pens scored 1 more than they was 
    suppose to...
    
    I told you 5-2 Bruins and it was 6-3 instead... Please forgive me...
    
    REK

    rek, possibly the new carnac?
    

    Hey H�wk et el,
    
    Since REK is going to be on vacation next week, I thought it only
    appropriate to announce his birthday nexted(tm) week.  The big
    three-seven!

    Another spring-chicken, eh?  No wonder I can find work here -- age
    discrimination... 8^)
    
    - Steve, turning_42_in_about_a_fortnight

    Re: 11........ &*$&(*^^%%$$#@*^&*())(_*&%$%#$@#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    REK
    
    Remember.... paybacks are a b*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Someone buy him a dog for his birthday.
    
    Mark.

 an untrained dog at that....

 ;^)

    Ya... gimma a dog.... I'll fire up the old gas grill.....
    
    REK

    Ohh.. Thats hitting below the belt /Don...
    
    REK
    
    Then again I understand that where you hit the best!! :-}

    
    >>Ya... gimma a dog.... I'll fire up the old gas grill.....
    
    Personally i prefer cats cause they taste just like chicken!!!
    
    
    
    JaKe
    

Happy, happy REK...

I'll buy ya a year subscription to Rugby Magazine 8^) 8^) 8^)

'Saw

    RE: .13
    
    �Remember.... paybacks are a b*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    Yup, you're so right, thats what this is!

    Anybody got a copy of REK's dog story?  I'd love to see that again!
    
    :*)
    
    lEe

    Whay dog staory lEe?? The one that commit suicide instead of
    joining the wonderful King household??????????//
    
    REK

    I don't remember that one, REK, just the "MY WIFE BOUGHT A DOG!" one.
    :*)
    
    lEe

       That's the one he's talking about lEe. The wife never got the dog
    home. It committed suicide! I'll let REK retell the 'tail'.
                                           Denny

    Thanks, Denny.  I don't recall that part of the story.
    
    C'mon REK, lay it on me.
    
    lEe

    Oh yeah, my wife says I got a lousy memory.  I told her that can't be
    true, because I don't recall ever forgetting anything.  :*)
    
    lEe

       Don't feel bad lEe. Memory loss is the main reason I'm letting Rick
    tell the story. I don't remember all the facks.
                                        Denny

    
    Whose dog crapped out the Denver Broncos hat?  That's the only "dog
    story" I remember...
    
    glenn
    

    
    
    
       Here it is lEe.. all 3 notes from soapbox...
    
    
    
My loving wife has done the worse possible thing to me... If she had an 
affair I could get over it... Pregnant... I could live with that... Spent 
all our money... She does that now... But this is unforgivable!!!!!!!!!!
The WOMAN has gone out and got a DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She 
said both boys want it!!!!!!! And she wanted it!!!!!! She said that the 
family that has the demon from hell has to get rid of it because of 
allergies... AH great!!!! just what I need... a #$%%^&$%$#%^& dog!!!
And a female dog at that!!!! Pure white!!!! They say it hids in a snowbank 
and no one can see her.. And the dogs name... SUGAR!!!!! I'm gonna call it
deadmeat!!!!!!! the first time the dog gets out of line... ITS HISTORY!!!!


               REK 


    ANdy, long time no talk to. Donna has got me this time! ANd she
    used the kids to get me... I still can't believe a *DOG* is going
    to stay at my house and I don't get to throw rocks at it...
    
               REK
    
    Tamzen. I still can't understand why I can't figure a way not to
    have a dog live at *MY* house....


Seems that we were not meant to have a dog after all. The day before we 
were to get a *DOG* the dog ran out into the road and the family that was 
giving us this dog had to put it asleep. The boys (Dan and Jesse) are very 
sad about this...... My loving wife wants to know if I went any where near
their house last tuesday....

               REK

    Ha ha ha ha, yeah that's it.  I forgot about how the dog died.  I just
    remembered your comments about having a dog!   Ha ha ha  :*)
    
    Thanks, REK, the pup's in the mail
    
    lEe

REK, you are cold.


But, you've given me a GREAT idea for a short story 8^)

later,
'Saw

       Stephen King's prob'ly already done it 'Saw!
                                           Denny

    Ahh yes, Steve King...  a relaive some where along my blood lines.. :-}
    
    REK
    
    Funny thing about the storyt 'saw is that it is all true... The stupid 
    dog never went near the road in 5 years and it was a busy road... The
    day before we were going to get him.... BLAM!!! Doggie pancake!!!!

    
    The dog was undoubtedly smarter than you give it credit for and
    committed suicide, REK...
    
    glenn
    
    
    

    The dog realized that he would be part of a summer BBQ... 
    
    REK
    
    Smart.. naw.. He would have run away and found a home...

    Celebrate the birthday of (in order) Hoyt Wilhelm, Bob Lilly, the Ninj,
    Dan Schneider and Jody Reed on the 26th.  I'm on vacation the next
    couple of weeks so have fun celebrating without me.  
    
    Ninj

    Schneider,Schneider, Hmmmm.
    
    Wasn't he on "One Day at a Time " wif Mackenzie Philips?
     

    
    Mike Childs turns 38 tomorrow..   
    
    /Jeff

>    Mike Childs turns 38 tomorrow..
    
    Although true, it's hard to believe.  You got good genes, Mikey.
    
    Happy b-day to you, Dan and Ninj!   

    so what's it like to be over 30?

    
    Fellow noters, I'd like to wish Tom Garry a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, # 32, even
    if he does look alot older after watching Notre Dame and Dallas get
    beat the last 2 weeks....
    
    Your #2 Giants fan behind Mike Childs
    
    Kevin
    

    
    Happy barfday, Mark.
    
    From one Capricorn to anuddah....
    
    
    Cath
    

    Hawk, no matter how old I get, you're older.
    
    Mark.

    Happy B-lated b-day old-timer.

    
    	Happy birthday Mark!  Didja get your 11-87 yet?
    
    	Claybroon

Marky-Mark, or Mark-Period,


Yer older than me dude.  And that makes me feel GOOD....(9/29/58)


heh, heh, heh

'Saw

    Boy... You guys are ancient...  Hey,  what color were the pyramids
    when they were originally built, anyhow ??
    
    ;^)
    
    BG

    Wrong BG,
    
    Ya shoulda said
    "lEe, what was it like when the first lake froze?"
    
    Hal Tried Hard(tm)
    ;^)
    Kev
    

>    Ya shoulda said
>    "lEe, what was it like when the first lake froze?"
    

Hey, If *I'm* "ancient", lEe is postively prehistoric....

	Well folks, the triplets were born on January 6, 1992.  Max came in
	at a hefty 4 lbs. 14 oz., Joseph at 4 lbs. 9 oz., and Kevin Jr. weighed
	3 lbs. 7 oz.  At one week old, Max came home yesterday, the other two
	are still at the hospital for a week or two.

	BTW, Max's weight when he left the hospital was 4 Lbs. 7 oz.

	CONGRATS TO ME!!!!!!

	Kevin

    Congrats. Congrats.  Congrats.
    
    Wow.  Triplets!   A whole starting frontcourt in one swell foop!
    
    JD  ;-)

    Kevin -
    
    Congratulations to both you and your wife.  I hope that she is
    recovering nicely, and that you will have help when all three boys are
    home.
    
    Best of luck to you, I can't imagine trying to deal with triplets,
    especially after having dealt with my preemie niece and knowing how
    much more work preemies are from "normal" babies.  Having three of
    those at once might just drive me around the bend.  :-)
    
    A&W

      Congrats,  and GOOD LUCK!!
    
      I have 3 that are 3 years apart,  and I thought that was enough to
    
    
    
    
      Well I better not tell you what it was enough for.  You will find out
    soon enough;^)
    
        Tim

    SOUND LIKE YOU GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YA !!  CONGRATS !!
    
    Big Game Junta

 Hope Grammy's close by to help out...congrats...

 mike

    Ditto here and thanks for naming one after me!
    
    ;^)
    
    Say "Hi" to momma for me!
    
    I remain,
    The_Original_Kev
    

	Thanks for all the advice :*)  Max is short for Max.  Not Maxwell or
	any other max-ism.  Grandma (and Grandpa) have been here since Nov.
	and will be here through April.  We consider oursleves lucky.  I'll
	provide periodic updates, even if no one wants to read them!  :*)

	By the Way Farley, how old are you anyway?  Jr. was named after ME!

	Kevin

    Hey, Kev, that's GREAT news!  Congrats, and I hope everyone is well.
    
    I just got the news last week that I'm gonna be a Pepere again, in
    September.  Andrew will have a younger sibling.
    
    Lee

    
    Congratulations and best wishes/good health to you and your
    much_expanded family!  
    
    
    
    Cath

    Hawk, it's Behan.
    
    Anyway, Jeff is one of the better QE's I've worked with.  
    
    'Course, if he said I was THE BEST ME, then he'd be, too!  :*)
    
    Where'd you meet Jeff, anyway?
    
    lEe

 Happy 50th birthday, Muhammed Ali.
 
 Bob Hunt

    Happy 52nd birthday to me!
    
    lEe

 what the heil you doing working on yer birthday? Get the heil out here and
 enjoy it will ya? We still be open for business tomorrow...

 ;^)


 congrats!!! better have the grandchildren blow out the candles for you though

 mike 

    Thanks, Mike.
    
    But, the way things have been going in our overall group, the less time
    off the better.  Know what I mean?
    
    This coming Monday is supposed to be THE day!  Originally, Jan 13 was
    the day of the hit, but it was postponed for 2 weeks while they
    reconsidered the layoff list.  So, I'm on my BERY, BERY BEST behavior.
    
    lEe

 a real big wish of good luck then. 

lEe,

You're SO old that they'd never let you go.  It would be a crime.  Why,
if they tapped you, the SpORts Noters would grab their pitchforks, axes,
Chainsaws (woodie time) and march on Da Mill.

I mean, letting you go would be like despoiling a natural resource,
cutting down a redwood, or blowing up a petrified tree.  No way.  I mean,
no way.


And Happy Birthday by the way.


'Saw


PS  So tell me, what was is REALLY like, when that first critter climbed
    up out of the primordial ooze?????

       Congrats lEe! And good luck. Wish they woulda gotten all this stuff
    over with at once. Sure seems like they're stressing out a lot of
    people doesn't it?
                                    Denny

    Lee -
    
    Good thing you ain't a dog - you'd be 364 years old!  :-)
    
    Knew that would make ya feel better!   Happy b-day and all that!
    
    JD

    
    Wow! Yer only a coupla days older than dirt! 8^)
    
    Happy B-Day LeE!! And many more.............
    
    Good luck on da job thingie
    
    
    Steve

Remember - yer only as old as who you feel!

    
    	So Bob.  After you felt lEe, how old do you think he is?
    
    	Happy B-day lEe!
    
    	Claybroon

�< Note 142.73 by SALEM::TIMMONS "Where's Waldo?" >


�    Happy 52nd birthday to me!
    
�    lEe

		WoW LeE  yOU aRe ALmosT aS OLD As /RObeY

Chap

    52nd what?  Decade?

LeE, you're only 52?  You're a spring chicken!  I thought you were much, much
older than that.  Anyway, I'm still a little over half your age.  Happy
birthday!

j.

>LeE, you're only 52?  You're a spring chicken!  I thought you were much, much
>older than that.  Anyway, I'm still a little over half your age.  Happy
>birthday!

Jeff,

52 EONS.  I mean, lEe was there when the first life slogged itself out
of the primordial ooze.  He was there when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
He was there when Neanderthal was first given a suit and tied and told
to go into management.

He was there when Cro-Magnon man discovered surfing in Southern California.

lEe has seen it all......


'Saw

    
    You ain't old til you feel old.  Hang in there, you old dog you, and
    teach them pups some of your tricks.
    
    Happy barfday.
    
    Dickstah
    

    Thanks, Guys.
    
    Needle, you musta had a REALLY hard life, if you're only 1/2 my age!
    And don't blame your wife, you looked pretty sorry before you got
    hitched.  :*)
    
    Sorry, guys, I can't tell you about primordial stuff, 'cause at my age
    the memories fade.  
    
    JD, I may be 364 dog-years-old, but I'm still spry enough to chase
    those 210 dog-year-old females!  (Ain't braggin, I never said I CAUGHT
    any of them, just chased them)
    
    lEe

    	Thanks for being older than me Lee.  8^)
    
    				/Don

    I tell ya, Slasher, it's times like this I miss Ole Capt. Video!
    
    lEe

    lEe,
    Happy Birthday,Methuselah!!
    
    lEe= Louis Leakey's original Lucy!!
    
    8^)
    MikeL
    

    So LEe...  What was it like when the first lake FROZE !!
    
    ;^)
    
    BG

    Well today is Kevin Wests 36th and the only thing he is wishing for is
    his beloved NY Yankees to finally finish at .500.....its a real long shot
    but he can wish on his birthday.
    
    
    Tom

    Happy Birthday JD!  This would be #33.  How does it feel?  :*)  How are
    things going these days?  Are you going down to see Nolan Ryan?  Of
    course that's also the NCAA Championship game night.  Hey, you could
    come here and catch the Final Four, then see Ryan pitch the following
    weekend.  What a town, we've had it all the last year!  A sports lovers
    dream.  Don't think we'll ever see a run like this again.
    
    Take it easy and have a great day,
    
    
    Spud 

>    Happy Birthday JD!  This would be #33.  How does it feel?  :*)  How are


Happy Birthday to the Sarge!

Take a little Oil of Olay and rub down those lats with it.  It helps, 
I know....


Semper Fi!


'Saw

    Spud-man -
    
    Happy Birthday yerself.  33 is correct. I now know what it means to be
    a Rolling Rock bottle! ;-)
    
    I'll be in L.A. next week to teach Interleaf to folks at Hughes - so
    I'll catch the NCAA final down there - and hopefully get to either a
    Dodgers or Angles game, if possible.
    
    You ready for the Twins to r-p-e-a-t?  Happy b-day again.
    
    JD

    	Ah 33, you're the same age as Larry Joe Bird's number.  CONGRATS!
    
    				/Don

 what heil arer you guys doing working on your birthdays? I though that was what
 they gave us a personal holiday for....anyways congrats you youngin's...

    
    
>>Semper Fi!
    
    
    Doesn't the above have something to do with the MORON CORP??????
    
    Inquiring minds and all that crap
    
    JaKe
    

HEY!

Watch it.


There's a USMC tradition in my family that was drummed into me by my
Uncle for many years.  My dad was Navy, but surprisingly enough for a
Navy guy, he never put the Corps down...

Gotta lot of friends who were fightin' leathernecks too....


Don't be gettin' the 'Saw all upset now....8^)


'Saw

    USMC is a part of the Navy.
    
    John

>    USMC is a part of the Navy.

Technically, yes.  But all my Navy friends talk about those f-ing Jarhead
a__holes in the Corps, and all my Leatherneck friends talk about those
(direct quote here, no offenses intended) "queer-bait swabbies"....

I never heard my Dad put the Corp down, nor my Uncle put the Navy down.
Might have been because they were pretty friendly... (brothers-in-law)...


'Saw

       We had about 600 jarhaids on our ship. We used to call empty beer
    bottles 'Marines' 'cause they were about as useful as the human ones.
                                       Denny

    Whilst I was in the Corp I was fortunate enough to not have to deal
    with the squids very much. Whilst we were running in boot camp,
    occasionally we'd see the squid boot camp with all the squids playing
    volleyball and kissing each other after every point. 
    

    My dad was in the Navy 13 1/2 years John. 
    
    He never had much regard for them ... techincally, they may be Navy, but
    saying that in the presence of either or both is gar-run-teed to start
    a riot ...
    
    Doc
    
    p.s. To parphrase the commericial ..
    The Few
    		The Proud
    				The Dead !
    						The Marines !

    Mike C. -
    
    I worked from home a few hours.  Then it was outinto the 75 degree
    temps  and to the links for 18 holesof  golf.   Played horrible fro the
    first 8 - bad even fro me - which is really bad - but then I gothot and
    did real well for the back 9.  Then it was to the clubhouse for some
    beers, then to "Two Dagos From Texas" for dinner, and then birthday
    present time ;-)
    
    JD

 glad to hear it JD...I usually manage to squeeze in a round on my birthday
 too. I one up you though cause I do not log in... :^)

 hope it was good one....too bad about DUKE...

 JOJ's happy though...

    Happy 30th to the world's greatest...  Rocket Rog.
    
    Oh and happy thirtysomething to you Dinz! 

	OK folks, the day you've all been waiting for!

	Kevin Jr., Max, and Joseph Thomas III Neuzil turned one today!

	One year checkup showed:

	Kevin	18 lbs., 14 oz		29"
	Max	19 lbs., 5 oz		30"
	Joe	19 lbs., 4 oz		29.5"

	All are in the tenth percentile (still pretty small)

	Kevin

    
    	Yesterday was LuFay's B-day.  Happy Birthday Markus!
    
    Claybroon

Congrats Kevin.  Is it getting any easier?

My kids were born one at a time, and are only in the 20th and 30th percentile!