| Title: | DEC Rdb against the World |
| Moderator: | HERON::GODFRIND |
| Created: | Fri Jun 12 1987 |
| Last Modified: | Thu Feb 23 1995 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 1348 |
| Total number of notes: | 5438 |
First in (hopefully) a series of one liners. "Which machine does Oracle perform the best on?" An overhead projector.
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| 625.1 | Number 2.... | FILTON::BIRCH | It's not a bug, it's a creature | Tue May 08 1990 11:59 | 15 |
Not a one liner, but not bad.
An oil sheik discovers a new oil well, and in celebration decides
to buy his three sons a present. He asks the first son what he
would like, and the son replies "a little house to play in". So
the sheik buys him Buckingham Palace. He asks the second son what
he'd like, and the son replies "I'd like a sandpit, father" so he
buys him the Sahara Desert. He asks the third son what he'd like,
and the son replies "I'd like a cowboy outfit", so the sheik
buys him Oracle Corp.
(or substitute the name of your own favourite business partner)
PDB
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| 625.2 | i couldn't help myself... | OTOO01::TENNUCI | Wed Jul 04 1990 02:05 | 7 | |
Q. What is the difference between an Oracle sale rep and a used car
salesman?
Q. A used car salesman knows when he is lying!
HA HA!
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