| From another conference ....
<SMILES ON>
1) Never open a conference you moderate ... it could possibly mean
trouble for you in the form of EXTRA WORK.
2) Always caution users not to use crude language, and threaten them with
bodily harm if they ever use those dreadful THREE LETTER ACRONYMS, or
words the moderator doesn't understand.
3) Never let noters type in upper case unless they want to aggravate all
the other noters, who for some reason think that the noter is yelling.
4) Moderators should ALWAYS use upper case letters because all moderators
are grouches and grouches basically yell a lot.
5) Encourage heated debates, and when ever possible, start arguments,
then quickly drop out of the conversation.
6) Appoint 6 moderators on random rotation to keep the noters really
confused, and never really sure who's in charge. (This really helps to
avoid the EXTRA WORK problem I told you about in 1). But see, you've
already failed the test of a true moderator because obviously you're
reading this note, hence you've opened the conference.
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
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| At the end of August, my group in the US Sales IM&T organization moved
from PKO3 to MRO1. Three days after that move, I went out on Short
Term Disability [a story for another note ;-))].
I am now back and would like to give you my new addresses. If you have
to get in touch with me directly, please use:
ALL-IN-1: KEN CHERNACK @MRO
VMSmail: FSOA::KCHERNACK or SISDA::CHERNACK
DTN: 297-3756
Outside: (508) 467-3756
Regards.
\\ken
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