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Conference govt02::basingstoke

Title: * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *
Notice:BASINGSTOKE - John Arlott lived here - then left, I wonder why
Moderator:COMICS::CORNEJ
Created:Wed Jul 27 1988
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:925
Total number of notes:5875

900.0. "Venting my spleen!!" by KERNEL::FREKES (Excuse me while I scratch my butt) Fri Aug 30 1996 20:47

    Already I can hear people saying, "here he go's again, doesn't he ever
    stop complaining", but I really got annoyed tonight. And feel I need to
    vent my spleen.
    
    As I am working on lates this week I have had to more or less survive
    on vending machine food. So I feel pretty qualified in what I about to
    say. The vending machines are full of absolute crap. I mean who wants
    to stand there for half an hour choosing what bag of disgusting crisps
    to punish themselves with. Why don't they stock them with McCoys or
    Branigans. I would then at least buy them on a regular basis. Now picture
    what happens next. You put your last few coppers in and select what you
    deem to be edible, and nothing comes out. The spiral turns a little but
    nothing falls out. 
    Have you tried shaking those machines? At least I am tall and get good
    leverage, but I feel sorry for the Dympna's of the world. (sorry dympna
    :-) )
    
    So you now move you attention to the coffee machine. And you have ten
    pence left. So you buy, not a cup, but half a cup of coffee. I selected
    water this afternoon and it was so full, I almost spilt it. But the
    coffee was so low, it was like low tide. Nothing at all. About a mouth
    full if you are lucky. I know what it is, it is a scandal. What is free
    they give you so much of you have to pour half the cup into the office
    plants. But when you pay for it, you get a mouthful of CSC river water.
    
    Can't anything be done about these ghastly machines.
    
    Steven 
    
    
    
    
    
    
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900.1THESUN::WRIGHTONNo dump? No errlog? No chance!Sat Aug 31 1996 04:0015
    
    	Steve,
    
    	I agree, since the weekend the 'stock' in the vending machine in
    	the canteen has been abismal..... plenty of ice-tea for those so 
    	inclined but very little in the way of rolls and sandwiches. I 
    	have come in at 23:00 every day this week to find three (and if I'm
    	really lucky) four items left on the carousel. last weekend ( the 
    	bank holiday), most of the food was out of date by sunday. 
    
    	DaveW
    
    	PS: how about a change machine as well (assuming that there's 
    	    something worth buying of course)
     
900.2Spleen vendingKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Mon Sep 02 1996 17:149
    I think these machines are the overall responsibility of PM&S so why
    don't you call their hotline in DECpark (I think the number's
    7830-2424) and vent your spleen on somebody who might do something
    about it?
    
    Or alternatively you could vent your spleen into the machine and see if
    anybody can tell the difference between spleen-content and iced tea?
    
    Jon
900.3Learn some manners pleaseTHESUN::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Oct 17 1996 17:418
    Members of this building who don't say thank you when you open the door
    for them. Even when they are struggling with two cups of coffee.
    
    Not the first time this person has done this either.
    
    Learn some manners
    
    Steven Freke 
900.4Flat tyre building mail.KERNEL::FREKESOlympic Banging Team MemberWed Nov 20 1996 09:2715
    Vent on.
    
    Why is it we have to recieve a building mail telling us that someone
    has a flat tyre.
    
    This person should have registered their licence plate with reception,
    so they knew who the car belonged to. If it is a visitor then he would
    have signed in.
    
    We should not have to receive junk mail. If this person could not be
    bothered to register their car, then the words "Tough Luck" come to
    mind. 
    
    For those of you who have not registered. Pull a finger out and get it
    done.
900.5CHEFS::UKARCHIVINGDon't keep asking me why? Reg.Wed Nov 20 1996 10:149
    Let's say Steven that your horrid little car was off the road and you
    had borrowed someone elses for the day. Would you bother registering
    the different for one day number plate with reception. No, you
    wouldn't. Building mails are put out as an extra service to be helpful. I'm
    sorry if one mail has ruined your day.
    
    Calm down.
    
    Richard
900.6COMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceWed Nov 20 1996 12:037
    I got the building mail a day late, but as I informed recpetion
    yesterday lunch time (and I wasn't the first) I was happy that the
    unfortunate soul who had to change tyres in the rain knew about it.
    
    Chris
    PS. Steve,  that really upset you didn't it....?  :-}
    
900.7Chill outKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Thu Nov 21 1996 12:4618
    Steve,
    
    5 steps to having a happier life:
    
    1	Get yourself an ALL-IN-1 account (you can probably do this with
    	Exchange as well but as I haven't been migrated yet I can't
    	write the reply from that perspective).
    
    2	Pull up an index of your unread mail using the filter "BM*"
    
    3	See if any of the titles look interesting.
    
    4	Select and delete _unread_ all the ones that don't.
    
    5	Smile as you think to yourself that computers have just enriched
    	your life that little bit more :-)
    
    Jon
900.8TGRAPH::WEGGSome hard boiled eggs and some nuts.Thu Nov 21 1996 13:204
	The day I have to get an ALL-IN-1 account to enrich my life
	will be the day I hand my badge in  :-)

	~Ian.
900.9KERNEL::LUCKMANThu Nov 21 1996 17:025
	Re. .7

	You'll also need to get I.S. to set the flag on your account to
	let you do this as I don't think it is set by default.
900.10will look into itKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightFri Nov 22 1996 09:146
    Correct.
    
    You are unable to delete unread mails. Not in my account anyway. But I
    certainly will look into this added "feature"
    
    Steven 
900.11Hey - it's not that bad an application WeggyKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Fri Nov 22 1996 14:074
    Just ask them nicely.  It's a really useful feature - I use it all the
    time to get rid of the c**p that fills up my mailbox each day.
    
    Jon
900.12How many months!?!?!?!?!?!?KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightWed Dec 11 1996 13:3311
    Here we go again I hear you all saying.
    
    I would like to bring to the attention of whomever should be aware of
    this, that there is a great gaping hole on the floor next to me desk.
    This has been there for 6 months. All facilities have done place a
    notice board, and traffic cones over it.
    
    In short, I want the hole fixed not hidden!! Because whenever I or one
    my group members trip, we almost break our necks.
    
    Steven Freke
900.134 handy Viz tipsCOMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceWed Dec 11 1996 17:5220
    >>In short, I want the hole fixed not hidden!! Because whenever I or one
    >>my group members trip, we almost break our necks.
                       ^^^^
    Steve,
    
    Firstly, lay off the ACID.
    
    Secondly, I'm sure there's a "process" for holes in floors.  Maybe you 
    should dig that out (not out of the hole).  
    
    Thirdly, contact your health and safety rep.
    
    Fourth(and lastly), Deliberatly trip over the hole, break something 
    important and sue Digital for gross negligence(or some other legal
    word)
    
    Hth,
    
    Chris
    
900.14Its not very CONEspicuous!GEM::SHERGOLDA FOOL'S living PARADISEWed Dec 11 1996 20:087
    Yeh, well! We've got a hole too!! Just outside our group in the
    corridor. You may have all missed it because to keep it confidential
    they put a CONFIDENTIAL waste bin it. However to keep up the tradition
    (Or maybe some obscure H & S ruling) they have put a cone on it as
    well. 
    
    Keith "Watching out for cones" 
900.15Boing!GIDDAY::HOBBSAndy Hobbs. Sydney CSC. -730 5964Wed Dec 11 1996 22:3719
    
    I thought you were all moving buildings ?
    
    The floors in Viables have been somewhat dubious for ages. I took
    part in a floor survey - thanks to my special skills (Being very
    fat) - which involved walking around and bouncing a bit to find 
    the floor panels in need to additional support. I think I broke
    a few, myself. The floor panels are single sheets of chip or ply
    board, which are broad enough to require support from floor jacks
    underneath, in some cases.
    
    Part of the problem with fixing this stuff is the hassle of getting
    anyone to move out of the space for long enough to do the job.
    
    My advice ? Tread carefully. Wait for the building move.
    
    Speak to Jon, perhaps.
    
    Andy/.
900.16Not moving yetKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Fri Dec 13 1996 13:5224
    Andy,
    
    You should know by now that writing in this conference and speaking to
    Jon are one and the same thing.
    
    Here's my take on this:  for the hole in the floor in the corridor in
    G4 (Keith's reply) I understand that PM&S have had to order a new floor
    box from the manufacturer and, because this is non-standard (what _is_
    standard about Viables?) it is taking a long time to come through.
    
    I can't explain the delay in fixing the floor in Comms (F3).
    
    In both cases, PM&S are clearly the people whom you should be asking
    (or venting your spleen at Steve).  As I don't believe Maureen Keighley
    (the new Manager who has taken over from Debbie Walsh) reads this
    conference, why not call/mail/pop-round-and-see her?
    
    Neither solution is particularly elegant but I suspect that they both
    constitute less of a safety hazard than the hole they aim to cover.
    
    Now if somebody were to trip over one of them and break something
    vital.......
    
    Jon