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4355.1 | | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150 kts. is TOO slow! | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:18 | 6 |
| re: .0
Remember, the Orange Book is simply a guideline. All policies are
subject to local whi...errr interpretation, unless prohibited by law.
Bob
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4355.2 | | HDLITE::SCHAFER | Mark Schafer, Alpha Developer's support | Wed Jan 10 1996 15:18 | 6 |
| Call your supervisor when you are unable to attend work. I believe
it's up to the two of you to work out how to report the absence. If
Digital closes the facility that you work in, then the supervisor is
informed how to handle that situation also.
Mark
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4355.3 | Snow Closing considered regualr pay | GRANPA::LSEARS | | Wed Jan 10 1996 16:41 | 4 |
| In the past if Digital closes a facility, all employees have gottem
paid as if they worked a regular day.
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4355.4 | | SNAX::ERICKSON | Can the Coach... | Wed Jan 10 1996 17:03 | 16 |
|
I don't think its written anywhere what to do about Snow. It is
usually up to each persons manager. Mine gives you an option of
making up the hours by working late or taking vacation time. Obviously
if the building is closed, you get paid.
It is a judgement call, for me I live 1 mile from work. So I
am pretty much expected to make it to work if the building is open.
If someone say lives in NH and commutes over an hour each way. Should
the person who chooses to live in NH be given a free ride? Compared
to someone like myself who chooses to live close to work? This is
where management has to balance things out. Personally I would rather
see my co-workers stay home and not risk driving in from NH. Someone
else might feel different.
Ron
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4355.5 | | HERON::KAISER | | Thu Jan 11 1996 03:24 | 8 |
| Re 4355, "someone ... who chooses to live close to work": and what about
when, as has happened to me several times, my office location changed while
I still lived in the same place?
It's odd now that I consider it, but none of my employers has ever moved
offices to get closer to me. Gotta think about that.
___Pete
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4355.6 | | PLAYER::BOSSARD | Etienne, Eur. SW. Eng. program - 856-7931 | Thu Jan 11 1996 06:43 | 7 |
| re: .5
But where you are today the number of days where snow prevents you to
reach the office is rather limited ...
ET
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4355.7 | Why do you have to make up the time? | STRATA::LAFOREST | RKL | Thu Jan 11 1996 09:00 | 8 |
| The company does not "track" time worked in addition to your 40 hours each week.
Where I work there is no such thing as comp time. Salary is supposed to be a
give and take. Whats fair is fair. The long weeks that you work should be offset
by days like storm days. Storm days defined as an employees inability to safely
get to work and not having to use either v-time or sick time. Having to use
v-time or sick time when you miss a day of work due to a storm and then not getting
compensated for weeks that you work more than 40 hours is unfair at best. Where
is the equity here? RKL
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4355.9 | Clarification of my point | STRATA::LAFOREST | RKL | Thu Jan 11 1996 09:59 | 14 |
| Being a salaried employee and getting paid for when the plant is closed is not the issue
I as concerned about. What about the salaried employee that felt it was unsafe to
travel to work on Monday (day of the last storm). Should that employee have to
make up the day or take v-time for it. I say they should not have to. If you have
make up the day or time or use v-time when you are out due to unsafe weather
conditions, you should be paid for hours worked in addition to your 40.
Lets be equitable.
As a side issue, isn't everybody getting tired of hearing the orange book is "only
a guide line". Its only a guideline when it benefits management to be a guideline.
Policy for a death in the family is three days. being only a guideline do I get 5
days if I feel I need it?
Allowing different interpretations for anything is asking for inequity.
JMO
RKL
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4355.10 | some deserve it, some don't | NASEAM::READIO | A Smith & Wesson beats four aces, Tow trucks beat Chapman Locks | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:44 | 22 |
| > What about the salaried employee that felt it was unsafe to
>travel to work on Monday (day of the last storm). Should that employee have to
>make up the day or take v-time for it. I say they should not have to. If you have
>make up the day or time or use v-time when you are out due to unsafe weather
>conditions, you should be paid for hours worked in addition to your 40.
>Lets be equitable.
If said employee is one of those who is always working 40+ hours per week,
his/her manager should show some leniency and consider Monday morning's
absence a simple balancing of the employee's work load.
However, many salaried employees, especially after the screwing they got in
downsizing, are reluctant to spend more than 40 hours a week on company
property. If the employee desiring to have Monday morning off at the
expense of the company is one of these 40-hour-per-week employees, he/she
should be turning in a time card.
Another hitch in this mess is that MANY managers are the 40 hour per week
type and aren't around after 17:00 to see some of these 40+ hour workers.
If a manager is penalizing one of these extra-hours employees, I don't know
what to tell you. He/she probably gives bad performance reviews as well.
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4355.11 | | HDLITE::SCHAFER | Mark Schafer, Alpha Developer's support | Thu Jan 11 1996 10:58 | 4 |
| Attendance at work is an important matter. Talk to your supervisor
about it.
Mark
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4355.12 | | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150 kts. is TOO slow! | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:28 | 13 |
| re: .9
>As a side issue, isn't everybody getting tired of hearing the orange
>book is "only a guide line". Its only a guideline when it benefits
>management to be a guideline. Policy for a death in the family is three
>days. being only a guideline do I get 5 days if I feel I need it?
>Allowing different interpretations for anything is asking for inequity.
Yep. I only mentioned it so that someone doesn't get a rude awakening
if they try to use it as some sort of 'keeper of the truth' document.
Bob
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4355.13 | | DECWIN::MCCARTNEY | | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:34 | 17 |
| RE: .9
>As a side issue, isn't everybody getting tired of hearing the orange
>book is "only a guide line". Its only a guideline when it benefits
>management to be a guideline. Policy for a death in the family is three
>days. being only a guideline do I get 5 days if I feel I need it?
>Allowing different interpretations for anything is asking for inequity.
Yes, in fact you may get more time for a death in the family. For an
aunt or uncle, orange book says you get the day of the funeral only.
However, when my mother's twin (my uncle) died, management gave me
2 1/2 days. Bottom line is, Digital's practice is to leave it to the
manager to "do the right thing". If you think the manager is being
biased between employees or is not being fair to you, it's your option
to talk to Human Resources.
Irene
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4355.14 | | MAIL1::CRANE | | Thu Jan 11 1996 11:57 | 4 |
| Here at KYO I call in after 6:00 am and there is a message advising
either normal hours, delayed opening or building is closed. These
decissions are discussed amoungst mgmt. If they close or delay the
opening its outta my hands.
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4355.15 | by site/business | AIMTEC::HEARSE::Burden_d | Keep Cool with Coolidge | Thu Jan 11 1996 12:21 | 6 |
| Here at the CSC, even if the building is 'closed' the business has to
continue. On these days you either come into the office, dial in from home
and handle customers from there or take the day off as vacation or without
pay.
Dave
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4355.16 | mileage varies | ASDG::TREMBLAY | Hyperlinked to Cyberspace | Thu Jan 11 1996 12:53 | 16 |
| re:13
>Yes, in fact you may get more time for a death in the family. For an
>aunt or uncle, orange book says you get the day of the funeral only.
I'm not sure I agree with this. An uncle of mine passed away in
November and I took my personal day for the funeral. Can't find any-
thing in the orangebook about aunts or uncles. Just goes to show that
your mileage definately varies depending on whom you report to.
As for the afternoon closing of HLO Monday, it should have been closed
all day. The E-mail said they were closing so the parking lots could
be plowed!! I've heard many different stories about taking sick time,
vacation time or unpaid time. Again, it all depends what group you're
in.
JT
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4355.17 | | HERON::KAISER | | Thu Jan 11 1996 12:54 | 9 |
| Re.6 by PLAYER::BOSSARD "Etienne, Eur. SW. Eng. program - 856-7931" >>>
> re: .5
> But where you are today the number of days where snow prevents you to
> reach the office is rather limited ...
Two days in five years: February 6 & 7, 1991. You probably remember them.
___Pete
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4355.18 | What's wrong with working 40 hrs? | AXPBIZ::SWIERKOWSKIS | Now that we're organized, what's next? | Thu Jan 11 1996 14:42 | 21 |
| re .10
>However, many salaried employees, especially after the screwing they got in
>downsizing, are reluctant to spend more than 40 hours a week on company
>property. If the employee desiring to have Monday morning off at the
>expense of the company is one of these 40-hour-per-week employees, he/she
>should be turning in a time card.
>
>Another hitch in this mess is that MANY managers are the 40 hour per week
>type and aren't around after 17:00 to see some of these 40+ hour workers.
>If a manager is penalizing one of these extra-hours employees, I don't know
>what to tell you. He/she probably gives bad performance reviews as well.
As someone who normally puts in more than 40 hrs, I wonder why we've come
to accept that. My paystub says I'm paid for 40. If I regularly work more
than 40, then the hourly breakdown is a lie. If we ALWAYS work a 42 or 45
or 50 hour week, then maybe it's time to start calling it that and adjust
our salaries accordingly. I know I won't be holding my breath for that day
but maybe the people who insist on 40 hours work for 40 hours pay are right?
SQ
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4355.19 | Global warming -- hurry up | MPGS::16.121.224.60::hamnqvist | Video Servers | Thu Jan 11 1996 19:47 | 28 |
| | As someone who normally puts in more than 40 hrs, I wonder why we've come
| to accept that. My paystub says I'm paid for 40. If I regularly work more
| than 40, then the hourly breakdown is a lie. If we ALWAYS work a 42 or 45
| or 50 hour week, then maybe it's time to start calling it that and adjust
| our salaries accordingly. I know I won't be holding my breath for that day
| but maybe the people who insist on 40 hours work for 40 hours pay are right?
The way I think of it is that you are paid to perform a job. The pay for that
job is X and yields a certain hourly rate if you can complete that job in
40 hours per week. If you need more hours to complete the job it does not
mean the corporation is willing to spend more to get the job done. Likewise,
if your salary is actually propped up by a constant need to work more than
40 hours then your base salary is not correct because it is unfair to require
an employee to work more than 40 hours/week.
Recent years have decreased the market value of many of us which is why we
have to work much harder to even keep what we previously took for granted
at 40 hours/week. I get the impression that more people today, than 5 years
ago, have propped up their salaries with extended hours in part because the
market as a whole wants and GETS more for less these days. People in general
are much more willing to compromise their private life in order to slow
their salary erosion.
Now, if this is going to be used as a model for input to: can you stay home
on a snow day .. I'd say that the minumum inches on the ground has gone from
2 to 10.
>Per
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4355.20 | | CSC32::MORTON | Aliens, the snack food of CHAMPIONS! | Thu Jan 11 1996 21:00 | 37 |
| Continuing the Rathole:
Re:
>The way I think of it is that you are paid to perform a job. The pay for that
>job is X and yields a certain hourly rate if you can complete that job in
>40 hours per week. If you need more hours to complete the job it does not
>mean the corporation is willing to spend more to get the job done. Likewise,
Yep! That's what Being Salaried is about. Not being tied to hours,
but being tied to tasks.
>if your salary is actually propped up by a constant need to work more than
>40 hours then your base salary is not correct because it is unfair to require
>an employee to work more than 40 hours/week.
True, but remember that salaried people aren't protected by labor laws
in the U.S.
>Recent years have decreased the market value of many of us which is why we
>have to work much harder to even keep what we previously took for granted
>at 40 hours/week. I get the impression that more people today, than 5 years
>ago, have propped up their salaries with extended hours in part because the
>market as a whole wants and GETS more for less these days. People in general
>are much more willing to compromise their private life in order to slow
>their salary erosion.
I partly agree about market value, but I lean more towards the idea
that business managers are exploiting their workforce, by placing them
in salaried positions, when the job is really an hourly job. No need
to pay overtime anymore. More bang for the buck. Lets face it. Most
of us should be either hourly or on commission, and from what I see,
that's not the case.
As for people willing to spend more personal time to keep the same
money. I see more people where I work doing the opposite.
Jim Morton
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4355.21 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Jan 12 1996 07:24 | 4 |
| Keep in mind that the "Orange Book" is more than a guideline. It
contains hard and fast policies. Some, which aren't complied with,
would cause immediate termination. Some if not exercised by mgmt.
would call for their immediate termination.
|
4355.22 | | TOOK::GASKELL | | Fri Jan 12 1996 10:02 | 13 |
| Massachusetts salary and wage law says
If you are salaried, the company can't deduct part of a day from your
pay. They can deduct a whole day if you take a day off and don't
charge to vacation or personal holiday.
For Digital (and this might have changed), if you take that whole day off
as vacation, personal holiday, or time off without pay, then you put in
a time card. But, if you only take off part of a day then you do not,
unless it's for sick time.
Send mail to CANON::PAY_QUESTION for the official policy on timecards.
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4355.23 | no snow climates | ZIPLOK::PASQUALE | | Fri Jan 12 1996 12:35 | 6 |
|
perhaps we should choose homes in locations where there is no snow?
:) sorry.. couldn't resist...
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4355.24 | :) | GLRMAI::SNOW | | Fri Jan 12 1996 13:13 | 6 |
| Every day for me is a SNOW day...
You're right Ray...I couldn't resist either :)
Everyone have a safe weekend...
|
4355.25 | | FABSIX::J_ROUSSEAU | | Mon Jan 15 1996 08:42 | 8 |
| re: .13
Where in the orange book does it say that you get 1 day off for
the death of an aunt or uncle? My uncle passed away recently and
my supervisor would not give me the whole day off. I was expected
to come to work when the funeral was over.
Jill
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4355.26 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Mon Jan 15 1996 09:20 | 11 |
| It doesn't.
The list of which family members are included in the policy is in policy
4.15. No aunt or uncle. It must be a parent or step-parent, child,
grandchild, grandparent, sibling or spouse, or a spouse's [grand]parent,
[grand]child, or sibling.
Time off, if any, for an aunt or uncle's funeral is completely up to
management.
/john
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4355.27 | We can't always choose how close we are | TARKIN::VAILLANCOURT | | Mon Jan 22 1996 14:40 | 24 |
| re .4 - About employees choosing to or not to live near work-
Many of us prefer to live near work. I lived 10 minutes from work.
I chose where I worked based on where I lived (I had switched jobs
when choosing a new home, so that I could be close to home). Then
our office got moved. Now my commute is an hour. Not my choice...
When it snows a lot, I come or do not to come to work based on how
the roads in our area are. I will not spend over an hour each way
worried about whether there's going to be an accident, etc., to try
and come in. The roads are not taken care of well enough around here
for that. I don't have 4-wheel drive. I will stay home and log in.
Everyone I know has equipment at home and the capability to dial-in
and work from home. I often find working from home a lot more
productive than being in the office, with no interruptions. Once
they've had a chance to clean up the roads, etc, then I will try and
make it in.
Another issue is that when it snows, there is most often no school or
day-care.....
According to the orange book, for death in family, 3 consecutive days
are given, and it states that additional paid time off is not normally
granted.
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4355.28 | inflexible policies are heartless sometimes | WRKSYS::RICHARDSON | | Mon Jan 22 1996 16:26 | 11 |
| re: 3 days for a death in the family
Yeah, I know: I flew out (on a last-minute, full-price ticket that I
could ill afford) to be with my mother the day after my dad died, and I
had to return home the day BEFORE his burial because of that policy,
since I wouldn't afford to take more time as unpaid leave. My mother
was NOT very pleased. Not only did she need the moral support, of
course, but also since she had had back surgery, she needed the HELP.
Sigh...
/Charlotte
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4355.29 | | PADC::KOLLING | Karen | Mon Jan 22 1996 17:00 | 6 |
| Re: .28
You may be able to get a partial refund from the airline. They
don't advertise it, but some of them offer reduced fares for
travel because of a death in the family.
|
4355.30 | | CSC32::M_JILSON | Door handle to door handle | Mon Jan 22 1996 17:21 | 6 |
| Ask them about their bereavement policy - most just require the name of the
deceased and the funeral home.
My condolences on your loss.
Jilly
|
4355.31 | Rathole - but worthwhile I think. | AXPBIZ::SWIERKOWSKIS | Now that we're organized, what's next? | Mon Jan 22 1996 17:51 | 27 |
| Unfortunately, the bereavement rate is not a very good discount. While
every bit helps, and it's worth pursuing a refund, last minute travel plans
are very expensive. And, of course, you are trying to make the travel plans
when you are not in shape to shop for the best rates.
I was "lucky" when my dad died last year that my husband was traveling with
me so we went on a "twofer" with Southwest Air and saved about 650.00. I was
amazed that we could actually get to Cleveland, Ohio from San Jose on the no
frills SWA. I was also "lucky" that I called AAA travel and talked to an
agent who went out of his way to find the best rate for us. Since it was
just before Christmas, air fares were high and the bereavement rate with the
major carriers was lousy. SWA didn't show up on their computer system so he
had to work directly with them. I never even thought about their promo offer --
I was too upset to think clearly about anything.
Sure wish we had a better way to deal with this problem since so many of us
are isolated from our families and some people just don't have the vacation
time to use up. I understand that the corporation doesn't owe us anything,
but this is a hard one. Grief over an immediate family member just doesn't
dissipate in three days. If anyone who can make a change is listening, the
least that should change is that someone without vacation time should be able
to go into the hole on vacation time (within reason) for bereavement so they
don't have to take time off without pay.
I hope you are doing better Charlotte.
SQ
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4355.32 | not much of a discount, but some | WRKSYS::RICHARDSON | | Tue Jan 23 1996 09:58 | 15 |
| Dad died ten years ago, unfortuneately, only a few months after he
retired at age seventy. Yes, there was a bit of a bereavement
discount, but the flight still cost a lot more than the normal sort of
discounted tickets I normally buy. I didn't have too much choice about
that since it would take two days to drive to Indiana from
Massachusetts, and I definitely didn't have time to do that - as I
said, I had to leave right after the funeral and before the burial in
order to not be gone from work more than the three days you are
allowed. I didn't know when the interment was going to be or I would
have maybe gone out the following day rather than getting on the next
flight out of here as soon as I got the dreaded phone call (you don't
go far from your phone when someone in your family is dying of
inoperable cancer). Luckily, my mom is an understanding sort.
/Charlotte
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4355.33 | | BIGQ::GARDNER | justme....jacqui | Tue Jan 23 1996 12:37 | 8 |
|
A therapist or doctor would most likely give you a note for
extended recovery time for you after a death of a loved one.
This would be in the form of sick time or even STD depending
on your grief process.
justme....jacqui
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4355.34 | back to snow days | WRKSYS::SEILER | Larry Seiler | Wed Jan 24 1996 17:33 | 22 |
| FYI, in my group the engineers all have Digital-owned workstations a
home -- not the latest stuff, but it works. As a result, very few of
us come in if it is snowing -- it's much more pleasant to work at home.
If we have meetings that day, we generally reschedule them.
Regarding 40 hour weeks, my view is that 40 ought to be the long term
*average* of the number of hours I work a week. When the project is
heavy, I sometimes work night and day. At other times, I sometimes
come in rather late, or end up not doing much that is particularly
effective while I'm here. I'm fortunately to have a manager who knows
that he'll get more work out of us by encouraging us on our tasks
than by demanding that we put in hours. For that matter, I'm
fortunate to have a group for which that's true. Of course, if
I didn't, I would very likely not still be here...
In the final analysis, if our managers are happy with how we handle
snow days, it doesn't matter what "policy" is. And if our managers
aren't happy with what we're doing, "policy" is seldom rigid enough
to be an effective tool to defend our position.
Enjoy,
Larry
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4355.35 | when's Groundhog Day? | HDLITE::SCHAFER | Mark Schafer, Alpha Developer's support | Thu Jan 25 1996 09:12 | 9 |
| Larry,
I doubt that your manager would back you up on the statement that "it
doesn't matter what 'policy is.", but I totally agree with you that
it's between the employee and his/her supervisor. I hope that the
person that started this string did have a talk with the boss and came
to an agreement.
Mark
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4355.36 | Warning (for the humor-impaired) 2 months to fools day | CASDOC::SAVAGE | Neil Savage | Fri Feb 02 1996 11:42 | 35 |
| February 2,1996
TO: All Staff
Subj: Inclement Weather Policy
Because we have many new Vice Presidents who have joined us due to
the large number of casualties incurred during the last few months, I
thought it best to restate Digital's Inclement Weather Policy.
Basically, the policy is:
1) Our facilities in the greater Maynard area are always open.
2) You are coming to work. There is no way you are getting a
day off with pay.
3) In the event hell does freeze over you can listen to any
radio station or watch any television station you please.
What you will find out is that hell is closed, but you are
still coming to work.
Once again we ask you to use your best judgement in determining your
method of travel. We suggest ice skates, or perhaps a dogsled (those
huskies are very sure-footed). Keep in mind you have the following
options:
1. Come to work
2. Come to work
3. Come to work
Please feel free to whine about the fact that Raytheon, IBM, HP,
Lockheed-Sanders, Northern Telecom, the government, the World Bank, and
so on. are closed. We don't care. If you have any other questions
regarding this policy, we suggest that you find employment elsewhere.
your Management
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4355.37 | Absolutely perfect.... | ACISS1::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Fri Feb 02 1996 15:10 | 1 |
|
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4355.38 | snow day | LUDWIG::SPERRY | | Thu Feb 08 1996 18:09 | 4 |
| I believe you should check with personal about that Monday they
closed the plant and opened back up for 8pm. Because we were in a
state of emergency in Worcester County they did not want anyone on
the "ROADS" some people did get paid for staying home. Makes sense...
|
4355.39 | | WRKSYS::SEILER | Larry Seiler | Fri Mar 01 1996 13:13 | 36 |
| re .35 and my earlier statement that "it doesn't matter what policy is"
about snow days.
I actually meant that seriously! Well, mostly. But consider the
following two situations (this assuming that there is an actual
snow day policy somewhere):
A) Policy says that you must come in, but your manager says that
you can stay home. So stay home. It doesn't matter that policy
says you have to be there -- it your boss is happy, so who is going
to complain? Your boss can always just call it "comp time".
B) Policy says that you can stay home, but your manager says that
you must come in despite policy. Your choices here are to stay
home and risk your manager's wrath, or to come in but file a formal
complaint that your manager violated policy. That's a bit hard to
do, since the Orange Book specifically gives senior management the
right to re-interpret policy as they see fit! Unless it's a pretty
extreme situation, I can't see senior management going against your
manager's judgement that you were needed at work that day.
So accuse me of being a cynic, but in this case also, I don't see
that it really matters what the policy says -- what's important is
whether your boss is happy with your work. That's why I think it
is so vitally important that we carefully choose whom we are willing
to work for. I'm not say that policy is useless: most managers use
policy to judge whether they are treating their employees fairly or
not. But in the end, it isn't the "policy" that is important, it
is what our managers choose to do about the policy.
So I repeat: so long as you and your manager agree what to do about
snow days, it doesn't matter what the policy is. If you don't agree,
a written policy won't necessarily help you.
Enjoy,
Larry
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4355.40 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Wed Apr 02 1997 16:44 | 21 |
| Well, it looks like some people are being subjected to idiocy w.r.t.
yesterday's snow problems:
[Seen in another conference:]
Yesterday afternoon at 3:30, the cost center manager sent
out a note stating that anyone who had "chosen" not to come
in (it ain't much of a choice when your street is unplowed)
had to submit a timecard for four hours of vacation, citing
"xxx snow policy". xxx snow policy states "assume the plant
is open, unless a state of emergency has been declared".
Of course, the Governor of the state in which the above mentioned plant is
located _did_ formally declare a state of emergency, and the governor and
police were begging people to stay off the roads, and some of us live on
roads that were not plowed until evening or even until today...
Others of us are able to telecommute and don't have to worry about stupidity
as shown by the manager above.
/john
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4355.41 | | smurf.zk3.dec.com::PBECK | Who put the bop in the hale-de-bop-de-bop? | Wed Apr 02 1997 18:18 | 7 |
| >Others of us are able to telecommute and don't have to worry about stupidity
>as shown by the manager above.
That doesn't always work as well as one would hope; I couldn't raise
a 28.8 line into ZKO yesterday to save my life. (I did get in at
9600; hoo boy, talk about living in the dark ages...) Time to get me
a copy of the tunnel client...
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4355.42 | | HELIX::SONTAKKE | | Wed Apr 02 1997 18:54 | 5 |
| Won't you run into the same issue even with the tunnel client?
You might start getting the busy tone from your ISP provider too when
too many people want to telecommute.
- Vikas
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4355.43 | big_scare_count :== 5 | SYOMV::FOLEY | Instant Gratification takes too long | Wed Apr 02 1997 21:37 | 4 |
| Well I drove about 140 miles in all that fun, fixing stuff, and I didn't
hear any crud about closing the office - no cell phone.
.mike.
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4355.44 | | SHRCTR::shr160-231.shr.dec.com::PJOHNSON | | Wed Apr 02 1997 22:46 | 29 |
| > Well, it looks like some people are being subjected to idiocy w.r.t.
> yesterday's snow problems:
>
> [Seen in another conference:]
>
> Yesterday afternoon at 3:30, the cost center manager sent
> out a note stating that anyone who had "chosen" not to come
> in (it ain't much of a choice when your street is unplowed)
> had to submit a timecard for four hours of vacation, citing
> "xxx snow policy". xxx snow policy states "assume the plant
> is open, unless a state of emergency has been declared".
>
> Of course, the Governor of the state in which the above mentioned plant is
> located _did_ formally declare a state of emergency, and the governor and
> police were begging people to stay off the roads, and some of us live on
> roads that were not plowed until evening or even until today...
>
> Others of us are able to telecommute and don't have to worry about stupidity
> as shown by the manager above.
>
> /john
What will it take for many of us to understand terms like mature, responsible,
grown-up, etc. Do you need a rule for everything?! Do your job and collect your pay, or
move on. You are not entitled to plowed roads, or states of emergency, or to a job, for
that matter.
Pete
|
4355.45 | | BBQ::WOODWARDC | ...but words can break my heart | Thu Apr 03 1997 01:36 | 27 |
| hmmm...
part of "mature, responsible, grown-up, etc." probably includes a bit
of 'give-and-take' on both sides. It used to be that many of us would
work extra hours, or do other work 'outside' the job spec. just to see
the job done. And be quite happy about it, knowing that, at times, the
management would 'cut some slack' when things like a foot of snow
overnight or some such did happen, and not gripe about 'lost
productivity', knowing full well that the "grunts" had put in extra
effort over the previous months or yers.
And as long as the situation wasn't abused, everyone was happy.
Nowadays, it seems that the grunts are expected to keep putting in the
extra effort, _and_ when it comes time to have some slack - forget it
sucker - you're paid to do a job, now get in here and do it.
Most grunts turn around and say to themselves, what's the point in
putting in the extra effort? Morale drops, productivity drops, company
profits drop, and management keep on with an attitude of "the beatings
will continue until morale improves".
A few turn around and ignore the twerps running the place, and try to
get the company back on its feet in _spite_ of management. But it sure
feels like we're pushing excrement uphill with a sharp stick.
H
|
4355.46 | | BUSY::SLAB | Enjoy what you do | Thu Apr 03 1997 01:54 | 7 |
|
If we'd only gotten a foot of snow I would have gone in, but it
was more like two and a half feet.
Not that that was your point or anything, but I thought it was
worth mentioning.
|
4355.47 | | GAAS::TSUK | Michael Tsuk | Thu Apr 03 1997 09:53 | 8 |
| Re: .44
> You are not entitled to plowed roads
Well, I do pay taxes, in part in order to have my roads plowed. I think
I would call that "entitled".
-Michael
|
4355.48 | | LEXSS1::GINGER | Ron Ginger | Thu Apr 03 1997 10:16 | 7 |
| I am on the Home-alone program. I have my dedicated phone line, my
PC, all ready to tele-comute.
All I lacked was electric power, for just about 43 hours.
I drove to work (at a customer site) on Wednesday so I could be warm.
|
4355.49 | | DECCXL::WIBECAN | That's the way it is, in Engineering! | Thu Apr 03 1997 11:01 | 17 |
| >> What will it take for many of us to understand terms like mature, responsible,
>> grown-up, etc. Do you need a rule for everything?! Do your job and collect your
>> pay, or move on. You are not entitled to plowed roads, or states of emergency,
>> or to a job, for that matter.
I agree; the company should not need a rule about taking vacation time in lieu
of coming in during a snow emergency. People should be trusted to use their
best judgment, and make up work or telecommute or whatever is necessary to get
the work done if they can't come in. Issuing a memo requiring people to take
four hours of vacation time is not mature, responsible, or grown-up.
Oh, did you mean it the other way around? Hmmm...
Some people came in. Fine. Some people did not. Fine. It's silly to feel
that you have to defend either decision.
Brian
|
4355.50 | | STAR::BLAKE | OpenVMS Engineering | Thu Apr 03 1997 11:55 | 3 |
| ...and those people who DID make it in during the emergency are now
allowed to take comp time? Where will it end? Why have people in this
country/company lost the ability to just do the right thing???
|
4355.51 | check on the definition of state of emergency | NCMAIL::GEIBELL | FISH NAKED | Thu Apr 03 1997 13:54 | 18 |
|
re: Mr. Covert
One thing that mey be well worth the effort of checking on for
ground to stand on is during a "state of emergency" is your vehicle
insurance in effect?
Out here in NY when we had the blizzard of 93 they declared a state
of emergency, and in the state of emergency address people were
informed that if they drove a vehicle on the road and were involved in
an accident their insurance would not be in effect unless they were
performing the duties of emergency personell (ie firefighters, EMT's)
What these managers need to think about is having the facility open
for 4 hours worth having EVERYONE risk their lives to come to work?
this situation doesnt happen every week, And I would hope that they
dont think it would never happen because it does happen.
Lee
|
4355.52 | Corporate has announced that all employees will be paid | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Thu Apr 03 1997 14:09 | 9 |
| In the case here, the declaration of the state of emergency was for the sole
purpose of allowing unallocated funds to be spent and for the national guard
to be able to help get trees and snow out of the road.
Although the governor and police were asking people to stay off the roads
unless it was an emergency (even Tuesday afternoon), at no time was there
a formal proclamation that the roads were legally closed.
/john
|
4355.53 | Blizzard of '78 rathole | FUNYET::ANDERSON | Exchange *this* | Thu Apr 03 1997 14:46 | 7 |
| > at no time was there a formal proclamation that the roads were legally closed.
Is this different than the Blizzard of '78? I lived in Connecticut at the time,
and I think I remember Governor Grasso declaring roads legally closed. Did that
happen in Massachusetts also?
Paul
|
4355.54 | | POWDML::HUSTON | Jeff Huston | Thu Apr 03 1997 14:46 | 6 |
| Just to add to John's point... The state of emergency lasted to
Wednesday noon at least for the purpose of helping Boston. North and
west of Boston the snow was off the roads by late Tuesday. Where I was
driving some roads were dry by Tuesday at 5:00.
Jeff
|
4355.55 | Roads were closed in 1978 | HELIX::WELLCOME | Steve Wellcome SHR3-1/C22 Pole A22 | Thu Apr 03 1997 15:06 | 8 |
| re: .53
Yes, in 1978 the roads were closed, period. It was illegal to drive.
On Tuesday there's no way I could have gotten to work until sometime
after noon anyway, as I couldn't get out of my driveway until late
morning. I tried logging in from home and none of the systems I log
into were up, so it all seemed pretty pointless to try.
|
4355.56 | Official Exception Memo | NPSS::GLASER | Steve Glaser DTN 226-7212 LKG1-2/W6 (G17) | Thu Apr 03 1997 15:23 | 32 |
| Subject: April 1 Exception to Severe Weather Policy -- pls distribute throughout your organization
******** THIS MESSAGE IS FROM JOSE RAMIREZ **********
This memo is to advise you that the Company has decided to make an
exception to the severe weather policy and pay all employees in
Southern New Hampshire and Eastern Massachusetts for their normal work
schedule for Tuesday, April 1, 1997. Timecards should be filled out as
they normally would, reflecting the employees regular work hours,
unless the employee was ill or on vacation.
This decision was made for the following reasons:
1. The severe weather conditions made it impossible and was of such
an unusual nature that attendance at work was difficult at best for
most of our employees.
2. There was obvious confusion relative to the State of Emergency
announcement made by the Governor of Massachusetts.
3. The 800-DIGITAL number had a message for a limited period of
time stating that the company operations were closed for the day.
Feel free to distribute this message to those you deem appropriate. We
have also taken the step of notifying U.S. Payroll.
If you have any questions feel free to contact me at 223-9584, or John
Murphy at 223-9590.
Best Regards,
Jose
|
4355.57 | the Connecticut rathole | LGP30::FLEISCHER | without vision the people perish (DTN 381-0426 ZKO1-1) | Thu Apr 03 1997 17:41 | 12 |
| re Note 4355.53 by FUNYET::ANDERSON:
> > at no time was there a formal proclamation that the roads were legally closed.
>
> Is this different than the Blizzard of '78? I lived in Connecticut at the time,
> and I think I remember Governor Grasso declaring roads legally closed.
It used to seem that at any given time (and any time of year)
at least half of the roads in Connecticut were "legally
closed."
Bob
|
4355.58 | the cops sure thot the roads were closed! | CATMAX::SKALTSIS | Deb | Thu Apr 03 1997 17:58 | 8 |
| > at no time was there a formal proclamation that the roads were legally closed.
maybe not, but my neighbor tells me that the police in Waltham, MA were
issuing tickets Tuesday morning and early afternoon to anyone that was
getting in the way of snow removal unless you were going to an "essental"
job (like nurse, fireman, etc.)
Deb
|
4355.59 | | FUNYET::ANDERSON | Exchange *this* | Thu Apr 03 1997 19:17 | 13 |
| re .57,
> It used to seem that at any given time (and any time of year) at least half of
> the roads in Connecticut were "legally closed."
Ah yes, the old "put up the orange sign because we're doing construction and see
if motorists can read the fine print about how the road is legally closed and
the state's not responsible" trick! I wonder if anyone ever read the sign and
turned around because of it.
This is similar to the fine print on car ads on TV.
Paul
|
4355.60 | Older - and hopefully wiser ;^) | WRKSYS::TATOSIAN | The Compleat Tangler | Fri Apr 04 1997 02:44 | 24 |
| In the wake of the '78 storm the roads were indeed officially closed to
all but emergency personnel. The emergency order was accompanied by
clear threat of arrest if violated by mere citizens...
As luck would have it - and with the airport closed - I had to make a
trip through that mess down to a federal account in New York to bail
out an installation that had gone bad, the company I worked for
contacted the Governor's office and they suggested the President of my
company draft a memo to the effect that this was a GSA account, we were
the GSA supplier, and therefore my trip should be considered
"essential", with the full weight of the fed behind it...
(I often wonder if that would have kept me out of jail if challenged)
Anyway, with that memo in hand I slip-slided my way down to NYC, saved
the account from being tossed, then slip-slided my way back home. With
nary a blink from the occasional Statey I passed in either direction...
fwiw: At that time I was driving a new 280Z - not exactly a road
warrier under those conditions. When I got home the accumulated
tension broke so hard I slept for two days...
/dave (Ah - to be so young and stupid again that I'd risk my *ss for any
company ;^)
|
4355.61 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Fri Apr 04 1997 06:46 | 4 |
| Did any management actually receive that memo from Jose? No one
I know of in the SBU M&D has seen it (including the VP).
Chip
|
4355.62 | Some history, and some insight | MSBCS::ODONNELL | | Fri Apr 04 1997 10:07 | 15 |
| re: .52 & .54
The roads were legally closed as a result of the declaration, and any
police officer could have impounded your vehicle, and arrested you if
you were out as a "non-essential" worker, (Red Cross, telephone
company, power company, police, fire, medical) for violating the same.
In Worcester County, "state of emergency" was lifted at Noon on
Wednesday, not Tuesday.
It's a judgement call on the part of the police to enforce it. In the
Blizzard of '78, it was stricly enforced, and the National Guard was
also utilized to transport people from impound lots to local shelters
that were processing the papperwork.
|
4355.63 | I just called the Governor's office to confirm | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Apr 04 1997 10:20 | 11 |
| > The roads were legally closed as a result of the declaration
No they were not. In 1978 they were, this time they were not.
Repeatedly it was explained that the sole purpose of the state of emergency
was to allow unallocated funds to be spent and to allow the national guard
to help with the cleanup.
If you can provide a written document backing up your claim, please do so.
/john
|
4355.64 | Do you know this to be true, or did you just hear it? | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Apr 04 1997 10:29 | 10 |
| re the police in Waltham
I wonder by what authority they were issuing the tickets.
Sounds like one of those "I heard such-and-such" stories.
Produce an actual ticket with the actual charge and circumstances
surrounding the same, please.
/john
|
4355.65 | | ACISS1::s_coghill.dyo.dec.com::CoghillS | Steve Coghill, NSIS Solution Architect | Fri Apr 04 1997 11:45 | 7 |
| In Ohio, we have levels of snow emergencies. Level 3 lands you and your
vehicle in custody. Level 2 is something like it's only safe for 4WD
vehicles, and Level 1 is please be very careful.
We had this situation last year. Level 3 was declared for our area. The
office wasn't officially closed, but most of us weren't willing to break
the law and risk landing in jail for Digital.
|
4355.66 | I can't produce a ticket, but ... | CATMAX::SKALTSIS | Deb | Fri Apr 04 1997 13:19 | 20 |
| >Sounds like one of those "I heard such-and-such" stories.
>Produce an actual ticket with the actual charge and circumstances
>surrounding the same, please.
John,
Since I wasn't out driving (my car was under a lot of snow and a large
maple limb), I can't produce a ticket. But as I was out shoveling in the
morning, my neighbor, a retired cop, came back from a walk to the corner
store and told me that the police were giving tickets.
The guy across the street got his car shoveled out, took off for work
and came back in less than 10 minutes. He didn't tell me this but I
heard that he was told to turn back or he was going to be ticketed.
I don't know by "what authority" they were issuing tickets, but I
suspect that it might have been something like impeding snow removal.
Deb
|
4355.67 | | FABSIX::J_RILEY | Legalize Freedom | Fri Apr 04 1997 20:28 | 6 |
|
I wasn't aware that Massachusetts had different levels of state of
emergency's. Once one is declared the state of emergency exists.
Whether they choose to enforce the no driving part is another story.
Joe
|
4355.68 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Apr 04 1997 20:39 | 20 |
| > Whether they choose to enforce the no driving part is another story.
Let's make this perfectly clear:
In Massachusetts, there was no "no driving part" to the state of emergency
that was declared this Tuesday.
The governor authorized a state of emergency which allowed unallocated funds
to be spent and allowed the national guard to help in the cleanup.
It may have authorized other things, but one thing this particular state of
emergency _DID_NOT_DO_ is prohibit driving at any time on any state road.
If you have written evidence to the contrary, please submit it. I have the
supposedly straight poop from an official representative of the governor to
whom I was referred when I called the governor's office.
Have you got anything other than your own opinion?
/john
|
4355.69 | | FABSIX::J_RILEY | Legalize Freedom | Fri Apr 04 1997 22:03 | 12 |
| RE: -1
John I don't think (at least not me) anybody is arguing what the
intention of the state of emergency was, it allowed unallocated funds
to be spent and allowed the national guard to help in the cleanup. I
think the argument is that a state of emergency is a STATE OF EMERGENCY
and it covers many things. Some things they choose to put on the front
burners and some on the back. Now that's how I understand it and I have
the same nameless and unwritten source you have. All you can offer is
opinion like the rest of us.
Joe
|
4355.70 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Apr 04 1997 22:49 | 19 |
| >I think the argument is that a state of emergency is a STATE OF EMERGENCY
>and it covers many things.
So present something real, other than just your opinion, to support
that argument. What defines a "state of emergency" other than the
proclamation issued by the governor? What makes it cover more than
what the governor's office says it covers? Tell us.
I have presented the statement from the governor's office. That is not
"just my opinion," that is an official spokesperson. I could get a name
on Monday, but I think it's your turn.
You claim to have the same nameless source, and I claim you are not telling
the truth and have not called anyone. Why don't you take the time to make
a phone call to the governor's office.
Your move.
/john
|
4355.71 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Apr 04 1997 23:04 | 8 |
| Oh, and I just reconfirmed this with MEMA state HQ at 508-820-2000.
The dispatcher said I might be able to get a copy of the actual emergency
proclamation on Monday and gave me the name of the Ops Officer.
He laughed when I read him your notes.
/john
|
4355.72 | | BUSY::SLAB | Always a Best Man, never a groom | Sat Apr 05 1997 00:34 | 14 |
|
John, how about the official wording of the "State of Emergency"
law/statute, if there is such a thing? Does MA define it in any
way?
I'm not disagreeing with you regarding the intent of this state
of emergency, but Joe does have a point in that any official
wording containing "driving is prohibited" would make that part
of the law, whether that was the intent of the proclamation or
not.
And if that is the case, maybe "State of Emergency" was not the
correct proclamation for this situation.
|
4355.73 | | BUSY::SLAB | Always a Best Man, never a groom | Sat Apr 05 1997 02:26 | 66 |
|
Well, just as a point of interest, here's what Florida says.
(k) would be the relevant part, but I left the rest in just in
case someone cares.
(4) During the continuance of a state of emergency, the Governor is
commander in chief of the Florida National Guard and of all other
forces available for emergency duty. To the greatest extent
practicable, the Governor shall delegate or assign command authority by
prior arrangement embodied in appropriate executive orders or rules,
but nothing herein restricts the Governor's authority to do so by
orders issued at the time of the emergency.
(5) In addition to any other powers conferred upon the Governor by law,
she or he may:
(a) Suspend the provisions of any regulatory statute prescribing the
procedures for conduct of state business or the orders or rules of any
state agency, if strict compliance with the provisions of any such
statute, order, or rule would in any way prevent, hinder, or delay
necessary action in coping with the emergency.
(b) Utilize all available resources of the state government and of each
political subdivision of the state, as reasonably necessary to cope
with the emergency.
(c) Transfer the direction, personnel, or functions of state
departments and agencies or units thereof for the purpose of performing
or facilitating emergency services.
(d) Subject to any applicable requirements for compensation under s.
252.43, commandeer or utilize any private property if she or he finds
this necessary to cope with the emergency.
(e) Direct and compel the evacuation of all or part of the population
from any stricken or threatened area within the state if she or he
deems this action necessary for the preservation of life or other
emergency mitigation, response, or recovery.
(f) Prescribe routes, modes of transportation, and destinations in
connection with evacuation.
(g) Control ingress and egress to and from an emergency area, the
movement of persons within the area, and the occupancy of premises
therein.
(h) Suspend or limit the sale, dispensing, or transportation of
alcoholic beverages, firearms, explosives, and combustibles.
(i) Make provision for the availability and use of temporary emergency
housing.
(j) Take effective measures for limiting or suspending lighting devices
and appliances, gas and water mains, electric power distribution, and
all other utility services in the general public interest.
(k) Take measures concerning the conduct of civilians, the movement and
cessation of movement of pedestrian and vehicular traffic prior to,
during, and subsequent to drills and actual or threatened emergencies,
the calling of public meetings and gatherings, and the evacuation and
reception of civilian population, as provided in the emergency
management plan of the state and political subdivisions thereof.
|
4355.74 | | VAXCAT::LAURIE | Desktop Consultant, Project Enterprise | Sat Apr 05 1997 07:27 | 10 |
| RE: <<< Note 4355.67 by FABSIX::J_RILEY "Legalize Freedom" >>>
>> I wasn't aware that Massachusetts had different levels of state of
>> emergency's. Once one is declared the state of emergency exists.
^
Ye Gods,,,
Cheers, Laurie.
|
4355.75 | And in the recent emergency here, _the_roads_were_not_closed_! | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Sat Apr 05 1997 08:49 | 8 |
| re .73
Note that the Florida law does not automatically shut down all the roads;
it gives the governor the power to regulate their use, but does not simply
close them. For (k) to take effect, the governor would have to make some
sort of proclamation or announcement about such regulation.
/john
|
4355.76 | When will I learn? | FABSIX::J_RILEY | Legalize Freedom | Sat Apr 05 1997 08:57 | 32 |
| RE: .70
>So present something real, other than just your opinion, to support
>that argument. What defines a "state of emergency" other than the
>proclamation issued by the governor? What makes it cover more than
>what the governor's office says it covers? Tell us.
If opinion is good enough for you it's good enough for me. I have no
idea what defines a state of emergency and never said I did.
>I have presented the statement from the governor's office. That is not
>"just my opinion," that is an official spokesperson. I could get a name
>on Monday, but I think it's your turn.
Gee an unnamed source in the governor's office where have I heard that.
>You claim to have the same nameless source, and I claim you are not telling
>the truth and have not called anyone. Why don't you take the time to make
>a phone call to the governor's office.
When I said the same nameless source it was meant figuratively as one
nameless person is as good as the next for this I must apologize I
should have made myself clearer.
>Your move.
I've read many of your notes before my only mistake this time was
replying to one. Go ahead and take one last shot at call me a liar
again, whatever makes you happy as this is my last reply on this
matter.
Joe
|
4355.77 | | BUSY::SLAB | Always a Best Man, never a groom | Sat Apr 05 1997 13:16 | 5 |
|
RE: .75
Yup, I realize that. The wording is very clear on that matter.
|
4355.78 | | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Sun Apr 06 1997 01:50 | 18 |
| >
> Gee an unnamed source in the governor's office where have I heard that.
>
Are you a complete and utter idiot?
I called the governor's office and asked the question. I was transferred
to an aide. I did not bother to take the name of the aide, because I didn't
think I'd run into the likes of you.
I wasn't given "secret" information of the kind "unnamed sources" provide.
I am quite certain that if anyone else called the governor's office they
would get the same answer.
On Monday I will endeavor to get a copy of the actual proclamation and
an official statement from the Massachusetts Energy Management Agency.
/john
|
4355.79 | | BUSY::SLAB | Always a Best Man, never a groom | Sun Apr 06 1997 02:47 | 3 |
|
Would someone please pass the popcorn? Thanks.
|
4355.80 | | BSS::JILSON | WFH in the Chemung River Valley | Sun Apr 06 1997 10:09 | 3 |
| > Would someone please pass the popcorn? Thanks.
And a large soda would be nice too! :*)
|
4355.81 | | UCXAXP.UCX.LKG.DEC.COM::GRADY | Squash that bug! (tm) | Sun Apr 06 1997 17:00 | 6 |
| >And a large soda would be nice too! :*)
...and while yer up, would ya mind changing the channel? This show
sucks.
|
4355.82 | The definition of begging the question | 19096::HOWARD | Whoever it takes | Mon Apr 07 1997 17:00 | 5 |
| > ...and while yer up, would ya mind changing the channel? This show
> sucks.
Do you have a source for that? At no time did the governor announce
that it sucks. ;-)
|
4355.83 | SOE | ENGPTR::MCMAHON | | Mon Apr 07 1997 19:26 | 6 |
| So, were the roads in Mass. closed or what?
many -> 8-)'s
I just couldn't resist (but I probably should have lest I
be called an idiot as well)
|
4355.84 | | BUSY::SLAB | Black No. 1 | Mon Apr 07 1997 22:22 | 7 |
|
Some of them were, due to fallen trees, but officially they were
open.
However, I know that's not what you meant.
|
4355.85 | | DEVO::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Tue Apr 08 1997 11:34 | 6 |
|
The horse is dead.
Can we stop beating it now?
|
4355.86 | | RUSURE::MELVIN | Ten Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2 | Tue Apr 08 1997 11:37 | 5 |
| > The horse is dead.
>
> Can we stop beating it now?
Neigh!
|
4355.87 | | BUSY::SLAB | Catch you later!! | Tue Apr 08 1997 12:24 | 3 |
|
Wow, I don't believe I missed that.
|
4355.88 | | WMOIS::CONNELL | No one noticed the cat. | Tue Apr 08 1997 12:32 | 5 |
| reign it in, people.
Bright Blessings,
PJ
|
4355.89 | | DECCXL::OUELLETTE | crunch | Tue Apr 08 1997 12:39 | 4 |
| > Wow, I don't believe I missed that.
Camouflaged by all of the snow.
A horse of a differen color would have been more visible.
|
4355.90 | | smurf.zk3.dec.com::PBECK | Who put the bop in the hale-de-bop-de-bop? | Tue Apr 08 1997 12:48 | 3 |
| > reign it in, people.
A noble steed indeed.
|
4355.91 | Horsing around | DECCXL::WIBECAN | That's the way it is, in Engineering! | Tue Apr 08 1997 12:57 | 11 |
| >> reign it in, people.
>> Camouflaged by all of the snow.
>> A horse of a differen color would have been more visible.
A horse that stays out in the snow too long turns blue, which is definitely a
different color. If its blood turns blue as well, it must become royalty,
which is why you would need to reign it in instead of needing to rein it in.
Now it all becomes clear. (My kingdom for a horse?)
Brian
|
4355.92 | | WMOIS::CONNELL | No one noticed the cat. | Tue Apr 08 1997 13:02 | 6 |
| Exactly. Now that it's understood. can we put a halter to this string
for a bit? It's a cinch that I'm tired of hearing about snow.
Bright Blessings,
PJ(Who's feeling his oats today)
|
4355.93 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | be the village | Tue Apr 08 1997 13:18 | 7 |
| PJ,
You know you're just spurring them on. Now get the bit out of your teeth
and come back down to earth and snow days, or flood days or whatever is
coming our way next.
meg
|
4355.94 | | WMOIS::CONNELL | No one noticed the cat. | Tue Apr 08 1997 14:17 | 6 |
| Oh no, Meg. I'm not getting saddled with this one. Besides, I'm sure
there are others who could get more horsepower out of this string.
Bright Blessings,
PJ
|
4355.95 | | RUSURE::MELVIN | Ten Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2 | Tue Apr 08 1997 14:23 | 5 |
|
re: all
My apologies to all for starting this... I did not realize how fragile
the normal/pun conversation boundary was....
|
4355.96 | | BUSY::SLAB | Consume feces and expire | Tue Apr 08 1997 14:28 | 4 |
|
Yeah, I didn't expect this one bit, manely because I figured that
DIGITAL readers were beyond this sort of stuff.
|
4355.97 | Just bridling at the repetition | smurf.zk3.dec.com::PBECK | Who put the bop in the hale-de-bop-de-bop? | Tue Apr 08 1997 14:34 | 3 |
| It's easy to Trigger this kind of exchange, though it would be
better if each pun were only used once (hint: "bit" has been USED
already).
|
4355.98 | | axel.zko.dec.com::FOLEY | http://axel.zko.dec.com | Tue Apr 08 1997 14:48 | 8 |
| RE: .97
And that is coming straight from the horses mouth..
Of course, this isn't a race to the finish, is it? I'll
bet it is, of course, of course...
mike
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4355.99 | | WMOIS::CONNELL | No one noticed the cat. | Tue Apr 08 1997 14:51 | 5 |
| RE .97 What a nag. :-)
Bright Blessings,
PJ
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4355.100 | From The Mush Room | GRANPA::JKINNEY | | Tue Apr 08 1997 14:58 | 2 |
| "cough,cough!" My throat is getting hoarse and this string could give
someone night mares.
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4355.101 | I felt that one... | ACISS2::MARES | you get what you settle for | Tue Apr 08 1997 15:01 | 2 |
| I'll take that last one personally! :-)
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4355.102 | | PCBUOA::DEWITT | hold me while I dream... | Tue Apr 08 1997 15:43 | 3 |
| Had to do a double take - thought I was in ::soapbox.
joyce
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4355.103 | Deja Vu All Over Again | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Apr 09 1997 06:59 | 3 |
| -1 ditto
Chip
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4355.104 | | DANGER::ARRIGHI | and miles to go before I sleep | Wed Apr 09 1997 11:02 | 4 |
| re .102
You mean we have to trot on over to Soapbox to see more lame strings
like this?
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4355.105 | | 19687::DUBOIS | Hailstorm Project Leader | Wed Apr 09 1997 11:48 | 1 |
| *groan!!!!
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4355.106 | Don't think so... | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Wed Apr 09 1997 12:30 | 3 |
| .104 Evidently not.
Chip
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4355.107 | | WMOIS::CONNELL | No one noticed the cat. | Wed Apr 09 1997 12:39 | 6 |
| I think we can quit horsing around. We need to back on the track and
that's a sure bet.
Bright Blessings,
PJ
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4355.108 | | DECWET::FARLEE | Insufficient Virtual um...er.... | Wed Apr 09 1997 13:41 | 8 |
| I think you've all been looking at this the wrong way.
I mean, after all, the company did pay for the day off
(albeit with some confusion in the process)
They finally got around to doing the right thing.
We just need to work on doing it sooner and cleaner next time.
So, why look a gift horse in the mouth???
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4355.109 | | axel.zko.dec.com::FOLEY | http://axel.zko.dec.com | Wed Apr 09 1997 13:56 | 13 |
| RE: .108
(I can't believe I'm continuing this)
I think some people are bothered at the first reaction
of some people in upper managment to the snow day. Some
may even accuse them of "robbing a horse".
But now we know that they were just horse-ing around.
And that ain't no hay.
mike
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4355.110 | | TLE::REAGAN | All of this chaos makes perfect sense | Wed Apr 09 1997 14:20 | 6 |
| Everybody stop it and go to your rooms right now.
Continuing this sequence of horse puns is just making fodder for
further unbridled replies.
-John
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4355.111 | | RUSURE::MELVIN | Ten Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2 | Wed Apr 09 1997 14:24 | 4 |
| > Continuing this sequence of horse puns is just making fodder for
> further unbridled replies.
Stop it, or I'll tell your mudders. They still live in filly, right?
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4355.112 | | AOSG::MONTAGUE | | Wed Apr 09 1997 17:03 | 5 |
|
You need the soapbox to hold the road apples this conference sometimes
generates.
/jon
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4355.113 | Let's keep on track here. | FOUNDR::CERVA | | Wed Apr 09 1997 17:10 | 4 |
| Gee, the last few dozen notes make me pine for the previous vitriolic
exchanges/charges.
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4355.114 | | axel.zko.dec.com::FOLEY | http://axel.zko.dec.com | Wed Apr 09 1997 17:51 | 6 |
|
Actually, I think the replies threw a shoe a while back and
went lame..
mike
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4355.115 | | DANGER::ARRIGHI | and miles to go before I sleep | Wed Apr 09 1997 18:36 | 3 |
| We should take a gallop poll of who is still reading this note.
-- or did all the chaps stampede for the door?
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4355.116 | | BBQ::WOODWARDC | ...but words can break my heart | Thu Apr 10 1997 00:34 | 9 |
| hahahahahahaha
stop it please!
I'm almost choking on my lunch!
:') :'D :'D
H
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4355.117 | | BUSY::SLAB | FUBAR | Thu Apr 10 1997 01:28 | 3 |
|
Eating colt cuts?
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4355.118 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Apr 10 1997 07:04 | 5 |
| As someone mentioned, road apples are fine and are always conveniently
in season. Of course, your field muffins and a variety of chips not
withstanding.
Chip
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4355.119 | WHOA! | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Thu Apr 10 1997 10:53 | 3 |
| I think we've let this run its course...
Steve
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