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    I hear you get quite cheap drink down the 
    Bo'ness United Wheel Tappers And Shunters Club...!!!
    Is this true.
    
    
    
                                          Gengus.

    Only if you were born and bred....which I think you were steve ???
    
    
    
    Shirley.........

    Sorry Dav But its Falkirk, I now you were hoping I was so you could
    have some support when Bo'ness get ripped to shreds in this topic
    but alas your on your own........  *:@)
    
    
                                      Percy.
    
    
    
    

    
    
    Dav,
    
         What have the Ness actually won.......apart from corners ??...
    
    
                                                              Amy..
    
    

     
    The best thing thit hiz happint tae Bo'Ness wiz me movin' 
    doon there fae Gods country!!(Up the Braes).
    
    			

    Eck,
    	The only people who appreciated you comiong to boness was the
    comittee(sp)at Fisons.  (lounge and disco bar)
    
    re-2.
    
    If my memory serves me right the bu's have won the scottish junior cup
    a staggering 3 times (1954,1976,1984) and lost in the final on an other
    occasion (1977 we were going for two in a row).
    We have a wonderful all seater stadium ( a big banking ) that holds
    about 200 and is usually empty every week,we even have flood lights
    ( stolen from the pit when it shut doon ) its quite difficult to see
    the ball when it goes in the corners.The reason I know this is that
    I've been priveledged(sp) enough to play on the "Hallowed Turf".                                                     
    
    
    nellie......

 If my memory serves me right Wasn't the 1984 massacre played at Ibrox..??
    
    
    
    Lilly Langtree.

    Yes,your right lilley...
    
    
    
    
    Frances......

    Dav,
       What are the Maiden Park pies like at � time....???
    
    
    
    
    
        Winifred.
    

    Stav,
    
    
    	I've never tasted them.....If there looks asre anything to go by I
        never will...(or live to tell the story)
    
    
    
        Chuffer puller......

    I think it was 1946 and not 54 that they won the "junior" for the first
    time. Bo'ness were senior before the second world war, not many junior
    teams can say that, and then going junior after. As Davie pointed out
    they have quite a young team for a junior side, about 29 8*). Still
    when they get older they can always go over the hill and play for the
    Rose 'cause they're over the hill anyway !!!!!
    
    Colin
    
    sqf/BU

    
    
    Result of Sat's game and match report....Dav (season ticket holder )..
    
    
      SQF Killie....
    
    
    

    Dav,
       Could you Give us the Bo'ness United Line up for the 1992/93
    season..!!!!


    Could you also put in the words of that famous Rendition
    "The Bo'ness Fair Song"  Which Im told gets played on the Gramophone
    Before each home game..
    
    
                                                   Soapy Souter.

    
    
    Does any pundit out there now if The BU's ever produced any
    senior players for the Scottish league..
    
    
    

    I'm sure there have been hundreds if not thousands..8>)
    
    The only one that springs to mind and is still living is Wait for it
    George McGeechie (sp) he is currently playing for Dundee,he spent
    several seasons with the Bu's,the reason that we lost him was Dundee
    came in with a tremendous offer...."Money"
    We have had numerous players capped (nee capped that Is and some with
    their arms broken)several times for junior scotland...this isnt the
    wee boys team its more off an organised "Battle" for men........
    Most of the players played senior at some time in their careers we
    once had one who was signed by Cowdenbeath on the Tuesday and was
    re-instated by the thursday( shows you the quality of players we are
    talking here) he was P#@h...............
    
    There were lots more............
    
    Dav Bu's Honest Liar..............dededededededededed 
    

    RE 271..
    
    
    
            No but in the summer the cows that graze on the pitch produce
    lovely milk,and are far cheaper than a grasscutter.
    
            Davie,please stop humouring this stupid topic as we all know
    what happend to the BU at Hurlford and probably ever other Ayrshire
    ground .
    
              SQF HM..(and closset Rose fan)
    
    What was it those two fellows we met in the "Rose Club" said when we
    mentioned the BU's . "Aye that the shower we get to use for A@@e paper
    twice a season .;-))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    Dav.....
    
    The newly formed Mad Axe Men Linlithgow Rose Supporters Club,
    invite you to visit our club for a few bevvys anytime you like...
    
    
    
    
    SQF Jambo

    Lad's,
    
    	Normally I would except your gracious gesture with open "Legs" but
    you are asking me to do they impossible,if I was spotted by a fellow
    Ness fan ( just trying to infiltrate the slimeballs) I would lose my
    season ticket and my seat in the stand (banking),I would have to move
    house and change my name  ( to ethel )so I hope you understand my
    position........
    
    ps....Were no feart fi anybody in Ayrshire (especially thae hurlford
    pussy's)
    
    Sidney Its still no too late to withdraw your application form fi the
    NOSE club.....
    
    I'll be waiting on you's when you want to defect "over the hill to the 
    hallowed turf" coos an all.......
    
    
    
    sqf liar....
                

    Dav,
    
    
              What are the colours of the famous BU's ?
    
    
                                SQF ROSIE !!

    Dav,
    
            Surely you'll be joining us in the Rose club when you get your
    Millar Homes juppie town house.Or will you be seen early on a Saturday
    morning creeping over the hill to watch the BU's ?
    
                    SQF ROSIE..

    Dear Rosie,
    
    There is no way that you'll ever get me into that s**te hole,yes I will
    be walking tall over the hill to pastures green and the smell of the
    BP.
    (just like the sound of music.I'll even have the dress on)
    
    just like you Rosie my heart lies in my homeland but in my case we have
    a decent football team........
    
    ps...What is a juppie...?????
    
    
    Liar...... 

    The Ness play in Blue Im sure..... so Im told anyway.. cough.! cough.!
    
    But Im sure Dav will give us a full run down  of the Ness Kit..!!!
    
    
    
    Oliver.

    re:22
    
    Here is the official kit of the Bu's...
    
    Goalkeeper....Yellow top (with blood staines)
    
    		  Black shorts and suspenders.....
    
    		  Marlyn Munroe wig to put off forwards at corners...
    
    		  And  a big white dress(on especially windy days)
    
    Outfield players..
    
                  A nice little blue number with crotchless leopard skin
    		  shorts and a pair o high heels (good for high tackles)
    
    
    Manager........ Simon stainrod look-a-like......
    
    
    
    bu official ball boy....

    Dav,
    
              What league do the BU's play in and where did they finish
    last season ? Also did the BU's play the mighty Rose this season ,if
    so ,could you tell me the score ?
    
             Is it also true that that silly wee hen hut that you have over
    there for a stand was built with wood that was stolen from the hulls of 
    fishing boats plundered on the forth ??
        
                                         ROSIE..

    Sal,
    
    The bu's play in the first division,last season we finished about
    May....8>0
    We have played the sh*%$y rose this season it was a rather one sided
    affair but on reflection we did well to keep the score to only 4-1  8>)
    It was one of the most upsetting games that I've attended,we had all
    the pressure all the attempts on goal and all the pies !!! and we were 
    still three down but saying that the Heathans did score 4 really
    flooky(sp) goals.
    As for the stand --- well Ive always thought there was a strong smell
    off fish when Im sitting away up there in the grandstand but I thought
    it was the       sitting next to me.
    
    
    BU loyal subject.
    

    Dav.
       When is the next Rose vs Ness Old Firm Game....?????
    
    
    
                                               Julie.
       

    Steve,
    
    	  They only announce the date of the match against the "old firm"
          a couple of days before its due to be played,this is to deter the
          fans turning up at the ground without tickets....
          There was a full house the last time the two giants of junior
    	  football clashed ( I think it was number 35 just opposite the
          ground )
    
    	  BTW Lad's youse are all welcome to come and see the "dream team"
          in action in the next local derby,I've booked us the bench at the
    	  back of the stand.We are allowed to use the function suite as
          well ( Toilet with soft bog roll )
    
    
          Chairman of the"sandwich" board............

    
    	Dav,
    
    	Since you`ve invited the boys round to your box ( oooerr )
    	for the next big match. I think that we should all get into
    	mood of things, by wearing a replica of the BU`s strip that
    	you mentioned in 271.23 . The only thing I`m not sure of is
    	where to get a replica of the vintage BU`s strip that you
    	described. Do you have the number of the kit supplier, have
    	you`s got a BU`s supporters shop or should we hire a minibus
    	and all head down to Miss Selfridge ??????
    
    	Tam.....
    
      

    
      Tam,      Big Dav has a wardrobe full of that sort of kit,I'm sure
              he'll be able to set us up with some natty gear.
             
      Dav,       Well big yin can you come across with the goods ?? The
               kit I mean. 8-))))))))))))
                                                                 
    
                  Rosie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dear Mr concerned,
    
    			In answer to your question,I'm sure Susanah(sp)
    has some "geer" lying about that you could slip into.The souvenier
    shop was burnt to the the ground sometime ago (Lithca Nose supporters )
    but I could probably rustle you up the leopard skin shorts 
    (crotchless)and a slinky black top if your stuck....
    
    
    Charlie...........

    -2
    Dear Sally... with a name like this you must have some pretty dodgy
    geer lying about your mirrored ceiling....
    
    ps...we dont want you lithca supporters turning up in your rubber
    dress's and face masks as you usually do.....it scares the dream team.
    
    
    Tina.......

    
    Charlie,
    
    I`ll take you up on that offer 8-)))))
    The reason being that the last time I borrowed some of her
    gear, she got mad, cause it looked soooo good on me ;-) and 
    in her temper she dyed(sp) the bloody things in the wash 
    for spite. Anyway cause I`ll be borrowing some of your gear
    I`ll join in with you and the other BU supporter and when 
    we`re singing, we`ll drown out they lithgy scumbags !!!
    
    Claudia.....
    

    
    
    Re Last,      Don't you think it will look silly 10 grown men dressed
                in mini-dresses and silk stockings standing in the Boness
                Cop signing Mary Poppins songs..
    
    
                                          Rosie !!!!!
    
                  

    Sal,
    
    	Thats normal for the huge crowds that attend the Bu's games,if you
        dare show your face at the derby you'll see what I mean...
    
    
        Football's a funny sort of game it makes grown men do funny things
        ( like go and watch Ayr United )
    
        After watching the "Boness dream team" for many years I decided to 
        sample some scottish senior football.I arrived at Ayr bus station
        and asked a local fan "how do you get to Somerset park,follow the 
        crowds came his reply....
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
       I ended up at a Sale in "What every woman wants"..
    
    
    
       Mavis Reilly....
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
        Chelsea......

    Dav,
       Who are the opposition for this weeks Bo'ness game and is it at
    Maiden Park or away to some exotic Stadium like "Faw dee da" Europes
    Finest...!!!!!
    
    
    
                                                      Ermintrude.

    
    Doan't you knock the Parc de Princes at Fawdoos boy !
    "It's Europes finest", says United secretary Mr.T cassidy !
    
    I remember a certain bunch of `Thumbs Up" from Hovis land gettin
    gubbed by the boys from the Stagecoach Inn 3-0 just a few years ago
    back in Nineteen Oatcake !
    
    Even the pies in Tinsel toon are better than the hairy ones at the Ness
    
    I quote the great man once more..."There'll come a time when Bo'ness
    will look back over their shoulder & wonder how we (Fauldhouse) got in
    front of them !
    
    P.S. Mr.Cassidy is now running Fauldhouse Uniteds affairs c/o Happyvale
    Sanatarium, looneyville, just passed the chip shop next to the bus
    shelter.
    
    

    Here is a match report off the Boness United v's Bonnyrigg.
    
    Sat 21st November.  Newtown Park stadium.
    
    It was a dark and dismal day as the "Dream Team" trooped out onto the
    hallowed turf.There play wasnt much better than the weather,the first
    ten minutes were all about trying to keep your feet and suss out the
    opposition.
    After a few promising attack's ( this was in the stand ) we returned to
    watch the football,the "dream team" were still rather subdued until at
    last the deadlock was broken ( and we were into the car ) it was
    tremendous piece of ( cake ) finishing by "Burns",he collected the ball
    a full 2� feet from goal,somehow rounding the keeper and nearly ripping
    the net off the stantion.
    The second goal was a well worked move consisting of every player in the
    team included in the build up before "Dalton" smashed home a vicious
    drive from 50 yards.
    The third goal was scored by that man "Dalton" it was pretty crap so I
    wont write about it.
    By this time the fans had been whipped up into a frenzy( by a friendly
    lady at the back of the stand )we were baying for more goals and didnt
    have to wait too long and once again it was that man "Dalton" he saved
    the best for last,he had just saved a penalty at the other end,he
    jinked and weaved past eight men and an old car,he only had three
    players to beat,he flew by two defenders nutmeged the third he was thru 
    the crowd were going berserk,he ran towards the advancing goalie just
    as he reached him he flicked the ball up in the air over the keeper and
    caught it on his neck and walked calmly into the net after he had been
    untangled from the net he celebrated his goal in his usual way.
    Two pints off lager and a packet of cheese and onoin crisps.            
    That was it the game was sewn up but Boness being Boness we did
    something really sensible,take the best player off the park.....
    After "Dalto" left the park we fell too pieces,he hadnt even filled up
    the bath when the inevitable happened we lost a goal.
    We squandered ar least another 245 chances and should've scored a goal
    but alas we had to settle for a 4-1 victory,that puts us into 2nd place
    in the league,1 point behind faw dee da and 1 in front of those Bums
    from toytown over the hill.......
    
    Sinclair and Masterton watch out cause were a "comin"
    
    
    Dav "Mcpherson".. 

    
    RE:.15
    
    Davie,
    	 I cannot believe that you of all people have forgotten about the
    greatest player Boneyuks,nay,Central Region,has ever produced.
    
    I am of course referring to a player,who on a good day,could be compared
    to the great George Best.(When it comes to bevvying that is).
    
    Yes,that's right,Willie Temps.
    
    Who will ever forget that glorious day, sometime back in the 1970's,
    at Hampden Park,i think,when Temps got the ball beat the whole Darvel
    team,(aren't they yet another of those many inferior Ayrshire mobs that
    the mighty BU's have gubbed in their quest for martyrdom),dribbled
    round the goalie,not once but twice,stopped to have a drink of his 
    cairry-oot,before dispatching the ball into those famous nets in front
    of a jam-packed and frenzied Rangers end,or was it the Celtic end?
    
    Sadly,this turned out to be the last big occassion in which Temps was
    to show the world his undoubted class,(with the exception of the
    Fison's v British Legion derby of course),as his career took a 
    nosedive when he made the decision to seek pastures new after a wage
    dispute with the club's manager Willie "Tiger" Mitchell.Despite
    Mitchell offering Temps a quite considerable signing on fee of "all he
    could drink in Newtown Bar on a Sunday dinnertime".Which as you will
    know,was a club record signing on fee,Temps elected for the more secure
    offer from Celtic of �2 per week,(also a club record at that time).
    
    Then just when we thought his career couldn't get much worse,he left to join
    
    HIBS.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PS.Bo'ness also produced a guy you should remember Sal.........
    
    Bobby Masterton.
    
    PPS.Was it not BONNYBRIDGE and not Bonnyrigg that the Central Regional
    Giants gubbed yesterday Davie?
    
    Iain.
    (Who wasn't born in Boneyuks,but went to Secondary school there,which
    accounts for where i am in life today). 

    Iain,       Is the player you mentioned not Danny Masterton ? I think
               we we signed him from Muirkirk Juniors ,I didn't know he did
               some time with the BU's.!!!!!
    
                Do you have a ticket for Wednesday or is it beers by the
               telly ?
    
                      SQF HM..
    

     
    Sal,
       I think i may have got my Masterton's mixed.It was definetely Bobby
       who played for the BU's.He went pro with the Jambo's and i thought
       he played for Ayr as well.My mistook.
    
    
    I'll be there.Beers by the telly are for pussies.(Or for those who are
    not fortunate enough to aquire tickets for the pleasure dome).

    
    Whilst reminissing(sp),about the great Temps,i was wondering if anyone
    could enter facts and figures "Cunno style" about the most gifted
    player ever,to grace Newtown(Bar).
    
    Here are some career details that i can remember.
    
    Joined Celtic from school and was farmed out to the BU's(as Celtic did
    then with all their gifted players.Well they did it with Dalglish
    anyway).Rejoined Celtic after a truly marvellous season in the Junior
    ranks,which culminated in him winning the greatest honour known to
    footballers,(the Journal player of the year).
    After three seasons and many,many pints,he left Celtic to join Hibs
    where he formed an unrememberal partnership(for both of them),with the great
    Georgie Best.After Hibs he joined some Scandanavian mob,but it wasn't
    long before he was back to his beloved Newtown Park(Bar),where
    unfortunately,as many others have found,returning to a club where you 
    had once been so successful trying to rekindle old glories,was not the
    best possible career move.             
    	He left Newtown under a cloud and signed for Fisons,where he
    experienced the delight of playing with a Sunday morning hangover,(as
    opposed to a Saturday afternoon one...Ed).After leaving Fison's,well
    i'm sorry to say,he went downhill,(to the Redcroft,Viewforth,Clydesdale
    etc,etc usually).
    		Where is he now.Well i'm sorry to say he has now left this
    world......
    
    and gone to coach/manage/play for Pumpherston Juniors.
    

    Dav,
       I think you should organize a  "Coming Out"  Party for all the closet
    Ness fans that are appearing from out of the wood work..
    
    
    
    
    Dorris. 

    re.38
    
    Iain,
    
    Does this mean that if you attended a `good' school you may have made
    something of your life ?
    
    8*)
    
    RC Jack
    
    

    Re -2,
    
    Stav,
         The coming out party has been arranged for Saturday it coincides
    with the big match....Ness utd  V Bollock or something like that,I here
    they are a third rate side so the game should be finely (sp) balanced.
    We will meet at "Newtown bar" ( pub disco) hehehhe,then the 2 second
    walk to paradise....
    The executive seats in the Grandstand have been booked....
    
    ps..They scumbags from over the hill are invited as
    well.....(Sal+jason)....
      
    

    
    Dav,(and fellow connisooors of the great game),
    I'd love to attend on Saturday but unfortunately i'm not due for
    release from this lovely room,with the padded wallpaper,for a wee
    while yet.Could we possible save the re-union until the Final?
    			Yours deliriously,
    					Deloris.
    
    PS.Do you still have your "Bo'ness Fair" programme collection?
    	

    Could someone please put in the words for "The Bo'ness fair Song"
    
    
    
    
    Tarquin.

    Lad's and Linlithgow supporter,
    
    I think that this topic is getting a bit silly,its a serious topic
    and I would like to keep it that way( as you'll have seen by previous
    notes )....
    
    Stav,
    
        You should know the Boness Fair song as you were born there....
    
    
    
    Sheila........

    Dav,
       Does it go like this.....
    
    
    Start spreading the news.......!!!!
    Im leaving tonight....!!!
    
    
    I want to be a part of it.... Bo'ness Bo'ness
    
    
    
    Frank.

    Right Lads,
    
    	      With It being scottish cup time again I would like some
    predictions ( keep them sane )
    
    The Ness v Bollock               Ness 3  -  Bollock 0
    
    Scum Rose v Some wee team        scum 0  -  some wee team 1
    
    Auchileck v Another wee team     Auchinshoogle  0 -  another wee team 2
    
    
    

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    re: -2.
    
    Ok lads,
    
    	   Part of shammy McCalls story is true....I did infact play for
    the mighty Ness (only once)...and yes I had to leave,if there were
    penalty kicks going on in my bedroom I wanted to be the one taking
    them...8>)))))
    
    
    
    
           
    
        
    

    Press Release,
    
                 This morning Manchester United just pipped the Bu's for
    
    Eric Cantonna's signature...Once again the stumbling block for the Bu's
    was.......they offered something the Bu's couldnt.....
    
    
    
    MONEY.......
    
    He wouldnt have been able to play in the "Scottish" tomorrow because
    the visa wouldnt have been thru in time.......
    
    
    
    Archie............
    
    

    
    Davros McFisty,
    
    Rumour has it that Mark Hughes will lose his place at Old Trafford to
    Eric `Frogs legs' Cantona !
    This being the case, BU's manager, Roy Rogers, is preparing a bid of
    two haggis suppers & 14p in old money for his services.
    
    Rogers says,"Mark should fit in well here at the Wet Dream Team. His
    long hair style should fit in well with all the supporters, who also
    sport long hair (and flares,Bay City Roller jumpers & Slade socks)
    
    This signing could spell the end for Bo'ness striker Hughie McGonigle.
    He's rumoured to be heading for fauldhouse along with the last decent
    thing to leave the Ness.......
    
    The Fawdoos Bus !

    Dav,
       I think you should take the Boys down to the BU club after the "Old
    Firm Game" to see the trophy room in the Ness Club.
    
    
    P.S you could also buy everyone a drink to show that your in no way
        a Fifer, Even though its only water that seperates the Ness from
        Fife.
    
    
    
    Frank Bough.

    
          <<You could also buy everyone a drink to show that your in no way
          a Fifer, Even though its only water that seperates the Ness from
          Fife>>
    
    Stav,
     
      It's close enough to Fife, that all you'll get for a drink IS water !!
    
      Rita Fairclough

    Dav, 
        Did you go to the Bo'ness v Hearts game which was for lex Shields
    Testimonial I think.?  but correct me if Im wrong. What was the score
    and how did the Ness fair against the Jambo's.....?
    
    
    Percy Sugden. 

    Stav,
    
    	There was supposed to be a testimonial for old one eye but he had
    a disagrement with the directors and left before the game took place.
    It was only a week later when he returned to "paradise" with his new
    club and he scored a hat-rick against his former club.....
    I cant remember the score against the jambo's but we've STUFFED the
    Gers in recent years....( TWICE ) in fact....
    
    
    
    General George.... 

    
    One thing I remember about Sexy Lexy was his enormous thighs (ooh err).
    And also the fact that he was an irritating wee git who scored against
    my beloved Faw-Dee-Da on numerous ocassions (But still finished up on
    the losing side more).  8*))
    
    Allied Carpets
    
    
    

    Well the BU's go marching on in the Scottish. They hammered Pollock
    1 - 0. Pollock had signed 22 players at the start of the season to make
    a serious attempt at winning the cup this year, but footballs a funny
    old game.
    
    As a wee footnote Luthgi' Rose got hammered 2 - 0 by E'burgh Utd and
    bite the dust once more after the bookies had them as one of the
    favourites at 20/1, but footballs a funny old game.
    
    Bo'ness were 33/1 yesterday to go all the way but their odds will have
    dropped a bit after yesterday.
    
    Only 18,248 teams left 8*))))))
    
    Jack Knife.
    

    Well done the BU's a great result tae send they Glasgow bunch hame in
    the huff..

    Whit about a match report Dav...

    Has the Ness stopped celebrating yet ????
    
    And who is next to go out to the BU's
    
     happy sqfKillie.....
    
                         

    Looks like the Bo'ness v Rose final is off then...!!!!
    
    
    
    Frank Sidebottom.

    Lad's,
    
    What can I say 8>) we will be in the draw for the third round.....
    I cant quite remember the score from the scum bags game but I think
    they might have lost......
    
    The match report will follow in a few days.......as I
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    "Cannae Be Bothered"   8>0 dedededede

    
    When are Bo'ness Yooo-Niiii-teeeddd scheduled to play the mighty 
    Faw-Dee-Da ?
    
    
    Postman Pat (And his black & white cat, Jess)
    
    Please feel free to join me in a rousing verse of the Official Bo'ness
    song..........
    
    Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat & his black & white cat.......
    Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, he picks up all the
    postbags in his van.
    Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat & his black & white cat......
    All the birds are singing & the day is just beginning, Pat feels he's a
    very happy man.
    
    Everybody knows, his bright red van, all the children smile as he
    waves to greet them...etc.....
    
    Please send a SAE for the rest of the lyrics to the Bo'ness supporters
    song, to...........
    
    Mrs.Eric Morley
    Happyvale Sanitarium
    Cuckoo Ward
    Old Bangour
           

    DAV.
    
        Who are the Ness playing on Saturday.....????..  And is it an
    all ticket game...??
    
    
    
    
    Keith Chegwin (Hic, Hic)
    
    
    

    
    
    They're at home (Big Dav's home)to Polmont Young Offenders Second XI in 
    a 2nd round Securicor Cup tie (although ties are optional).
    
    Bo'ness will be in their change strip of white & blue, as the home 
    kit of blue & white clashes with Polmont's natty arrow design.
    
    Timothy Claypole

    Well troops,
    
    Here is the much awaited match report..........WE WON WE WON WE WON,
    no seriously the "dream team" should have been dead and buried by half
    time,the pollock supporters were treated to some good football for a
    change (by the dream team)there left winger should've been on a
    hat-rick after about 25 mins,he was clean thru on "Big Gav" three times
    but the goalie stood his ground and thrawar thaw tha  saved well three
    times.
    Things were looking bleak at half time ( the wife in the canteen had
    forgotten to switch the oven on and the pies were cold )The second 45
    started at a furious pace with the dream team starting to edge there
    way back into the match ( they were actually kicking the ball now )
    after about 5 seconds of intricate play on the left we won a throw
    in...the crowd were starting to look interested in the game,there was
    some sort off confusion in the pollock goal mouth (otherwords there
    keeper dropped a clanger )and the ball,I only blinked for a second and
    Yes I missed the goal......being scored.
    After there this there was no looking forward, the pollock team were
    camped on our 18 yard line eating sausages and singing stupid songs.
    We managed to hold on to our slender lead until the end,when the final
    whistle went the whole team left the park with the sound of the "Boness
    Fair Song" ringing in their ears.........
    In answer to a few questions that have been raised in this topic and
    other junior football topics and I quote "I will go and watch Boness
    since there still left in the cup" here is my answer "We dont want any
    of you lithca scum bags (ayr/killie/edinburgh division) coming over
    the hill to the promised land......
    
    Statistics.......
    
    Attendance.......About 1500 ---  2,000 didnt have time to count them
    aw..
    
    There were about 3 busses came thru for the game ( there were nobody in
    them though )
    
    
    Norman Lamont....

    Boness  v  Newtongrange
    
    Boness started the day in second position in the league,unfortunately
    there play in the first few minutes didnt merit this position.
    Newtongrange have been the league champions on two occasions in the
    last few years,so it was a tough game for the Bu's,we were a goal down
    after some bad defevsive play,but things were soon to change.About 10 
    mins later after some brilliant inter passing the "dream team" were
    level.Just before half-time we were awarded a penalty,our man mountain
    of a defender Andy McLean strode forward seemingly ooooozziiing in
    confidence,he placed the ball on the spot took about 236 steps back and
    begun his run towards the ball ( I went for a pie )I returned to my seat
    just as he was hitting the ball,the ball flew towards the keeper at an 
    awfy rate,the keeper stood still,stuck up his hands and stopped the
    ball.The defense cleared the ball and the keeper shouted for a pail of
    ice water to dip his hands in..( ye shouldve seen the steam )
    The second half begun quite well for the home team,they had  a few
    promising attacks ( in the dugooot ) but failed to score.The second
    goal was a peach from "Dode" Allison,he sold the defender a shimmy
    shammy aboot 20 yards from goal turned and rifled an unstoppable shot
    high into the roof of the net.( and the ball went in too )
    the home fans were very impressed with "Dodes" contribution to the game
    but as usual he turned saint to sinner.It was a bizzare situatuion that
    he found himself in,Melville was brought down heavily by some guy in
    a nice blue jersey,as melville fell to the ground "guy" had a kick at
    him as well as you can imagine "mello" wasnt to chuffed,so he squared
    up to him ( as this is the law in Boness ) just before "Mello" got into
    him "Dode" sprinted about ten yards dived at "Guy" and stuck the heid
    into him.This resulted in "Dode" being asked to leave the field by a
    man in a black dress.
    The Bu's held on for the last part off the match and extended there
    unbeaten run to two.......
    
    
    J.Henshite. Esq
    
    
    
    
    
    

    
    Eh....so tell me Dav...Whit wiz the score ?
    
    Frank Ifield
    
    

    It wiz 2-1 tae the dream team...
    
    btw...did faw de da win today....becuase if they didnt we would go top
          of the league...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Robert Wiper.............( think about it JJ ) ????

    
    Davros,
    
    I thoat aboot it, and I goat it......Mmmmmm...Come tae think of it, I
    widni mind it depending oan whee it wiz !
    
    George McFly
    
    
    P.S.   If ye can think back tae the time I wiz oan Sport In Question,
           the guy in the row in front of me, wearing a Wolves tracksuit
           sporting red hair & asking loadza questions........His name wis 
           Robert Wiper !!!
    
    Longwinded & boring I know, but I am on my T-Break efter aw !
    
    

    So who are the Ness playing tomorrow then Dav.......????
    
    
    
    P.S  were still waiting for the words to the "Bo'ness Fair Song"
    
    
    
    Senga.

    
    The Marvellous Bo'ness Bucaneers lost 1-0 away to Edinburgh United
    yesterday in a Division A league tie.
    Meanwhile those footballing heroes, Fauldhouse Fandangos were winning
    2-1 away to the men of the Armadale Armada !
    This cheeky wee victory by the Faw-de-da keep them in top spot in the
    chase for the John Walker League Championship flag.
    
    Report: Dick Donnelly, dreich & drizzly Dens Park, Dundee.
    
    Silly names by Scobie, Docherty & Morrison
    
    Cynthia Payne

    It must have been the Bo'ness away strip that led to there down fall..!

    Its not very good trying to play Footie Wearing High heels, A white
    knee length cotton skirt, And a pair of "Andy Bell" leather knacks and
    a cheeky wee Blue number for a top...
    
    
                                       Blanch.

    Whats wrong with our away "Gear",if you think thats bad you
    should see our home strip....?????
    
    
    
    Cecil.B.De Milne

    Well Dav....


    On Wednesday night we eventually got to hear the famous "Bo'ness Fair Song"
    in a Lithgie Pub..!!!  Chants of "Hail Hail"  and "Toora Lay, Toora Lay"
    were heard all around, aswell as   "There's a Bo'ness Man In The Pub"
    I find it hard to believe that The have the "Bo'ness fair Song" on a 
    Jukebox in Lithgie.....mmmmmm... I wonder if its on the Jukebox in the
    Rose Club...!!!!
    
    
                                          Boris 'De' Ness.

    Boness United V Livingston Hooligans..    19/12/92
    
    The Bu's started this game at a tremendous pace and after some nice play
    they found themselves 2-0 after about 20 mins.The rest is all downhill,
    they found the net again after about 35 mins,it looked like they would 
    go in at half time 3-0 up but alas stand in keeper (Noddy) dropped a
    clanger....Half time 3-1.
    The second half was an even worse performance than the first after
    about 20 mins play the bu's replaced two players with carboard cut
    oots.Paul crookshanks one of the subs had been on the park for only 5
    mins when he tried to slide tackle the Hooligans sweeper,the sweeper
    swerved paul and as paul slid bye he hooked the sweeper right on the
    chin...( for no apparent reason )this of course meant that he had to
    fill up the bath for the rest of the boys.
    Reduced to ten men we struggled on for a few seconds then they were at
    it again,Wilcox the boness midfield maestro took the sweeper right out
    of the game,it was a vicious tackle,his name and phone number went in
    the refs wee book.Wilcox ran back towards the penalty area,when the
    sweeper got up on his feet he ran staight towards wilcox and squared up
    too him,Wilcox did what any self respecting boness man does when
    threatened... yes he spat on him....( This was a pretty bad thing too
    do but it was funny )the sweeper didnt see the funny side off it
    though and he punched wilcox about the ears ( six rapid ).
    This led to a rather nasty scene in the penalty area,after the comotion
    had settled down wilcox and the sweeper were sent to help paul fill up
    the bath.
    But as the players were leaving the field the Hooligans manager grabbed 
    wilcox and tried to punch him this led to terrible scenes of violence 
    on the trackside.Ten minutes later and after the manager had been
    escorted from the ground the game restarted,the hooligans managed to
    score again before full time but th bu's held on to collect another two 
    crucial points in the league campaign. 
    Final score Bu's  3  V Spazos 2.
    I think that the rose had a lot to do with this considering we have
    lost 2 key players for next sundays "Live on Sky" derby.And the two
    players will miss out on the Scottish cup tie on the 7th of January.
    But it goes to show that even when we play crap and are reduced to 9
    men we can still WIN.
    
    
    Fiona Armstrong for news at ten Boness.........  
    

    
    
    		Well Dav,
    
                          It's the big derby tommorrow...will the famous 
    BU's get revenge for their earlier spanking or will the Rose make it
    it 2-in-a-row...????
    
    
    

    Well Shirley,
    
    	        I have it on good authority that both sides will be
    understrength for to-morrows "Live on Sky" derby.The Bu's will be
    without there star goalkeeper "Gavin (The Pussy) Kirkwood" he suffered
    a broken nose and 8 stitches during last thursdays training session.
    Three other key players will also be out ( just for the week-end
    though) through injury.I will have to take the Bu's to stuff this
    motley crew from over the hill as we have only lost once this season on
    the hallowed turf....
    I predict 1 sending off,8 bookings and a huge fight in the stand.....
    
    The Bu's will win by the odd goal in eight.....
    
    
    your raving reporter......Dav
    
    
    

    What was the result of the Ness v Lithgi game......?????
    
    
    
    
    Sadie.
    

    
    0-0....for the Rose...
    
    A crowd of around 500 watched these 2 teams struggle to find there
    feet (they didnt know they where at the end of there ankle's) at a
    muddy B U's ground. apart from that,nothing else happened.....
    
    
    Jemima
    

    NAW,
        The right score was nil-nil to Boness,The game was well attended
    and the crowd was about 1000 to 1500.I couldnt make the "Live on sky"
    derby but my assistant Looooowwweeee McPhartson was there,his commments
    were unprintable I'm afraid...
    
    Basically both teams were understrength and it was a pretty poor show
    from both sides.
    
    
    
    
    
    PS...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    The Rose are still Cr*p............and trailing in our wake !!!!!!
    
    
    
    Spear & Jackson.

                    Saturdays Result At Maiden Park Bo'ness
                   *****************************************
    
    Boris de ness 0 - 2 Beith
    
    Well the ness got humped 0-2 at home on Saturday (Looks like the
    Bubbles burst Dav. )
    
    
                                              Frank Bough.

    Stav,
         I think your wright........
    
    
    
    
    
    Ex-Boness Chairman.

    
    I say Jocko chaps,
    
    these Bo'ness United types, do they play near the BP refinery in
    Grangemouth ?
    
    If so, I was fortunate enough to drive past their stunning stadium
    yesterday - any chance of a free season ticket ?
    
    Horace Bullshatting-Smythe

    re-1 
    
    Horace,
    
    I am afraid to tell you that all the season tickets to see the BU's
    are all sold out at least 2 months before the season starts.......
    
     SQF Jambo
    
     BTW..
    
     Did you manage to drive through the Ness without anyone trying
     to steal your tyres while you were moving or trying to sell you
     somthing ?????

    
    Methinks it was Grangemouth stadium you passed, which is up the Inchyra
    Road and is used for athletics. It also has a footie park. Grangemouth
    does not have a junior team and Bo'ness is a completely(sp) different
    town. A season ticket works out at around a tenner, so I think your
    budget will stretch to that......Newtown Park is one of the few junior
    teams in Scotland with a STAND and FLOODLIGHTS and a WALL all round the
    ground (most have a clothes line tied round four posts i.e. the
    ayrshire teams) We also have two pubs and a chippie within walking
    distance and you can be there and back before the second half
    starts........"nothing but the best for us...right lad !!"

    If they Played Near the BP Refinery in Grangemouth they would be 
    called Grangemouth United........  Its Bo'ness they play in..!!!
    
    That was the Grangemouth Sports Stadia Europe's finest  that you
    passed.
    
    
    

>>    If they Played Near the BP Refinery in Grangemouth they would be 
>>    called Grangemouth United........  Its Bo'ness they play in..!!!
    
>>    That was the Grangemouth Sports Stadia Europe's finest  that you
>>    passed.

    Awfully sorry old bean - by the time I'd drudged through all the
    snow/oil slicks/ Rab Cs/weird motorway signs giving Scottish division 2
    football results (Hamilton 4 Motherwell 2....etc etc) I was well
    disorientated. Next time I'm up there, I'll toodle pip over to Bo'ness
    itself.
    
    Thanks awfully
    
    Horace
    

    RE .87
    I just happened to notice some BO'NESS shirts hanging like scalps
    on some clothes lines around the BEITH area.Pity there were no
    central or east teams to contest the junior cup ,or should we call
    it the AYRSHIRE CUP

    Im surprised a man of your junior football knowledge doesnt know where
    the mighty Glenafton Athletic come from.PLEASE dont associate us with 
    the Cumnock scum.The title BLACK AND WHITE SHITE has always been
    appropriate for them.The same if not more rivalry than BU'S and Rose.
    I cant remember Glens playing Bo.ness often but im sure we have the 
    upper hand.

    Ron,
    	All rose fan(s) are good...........
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    with there hand(s)........

    Who are the Mighty Ness playing today Dav...??
    Home or away ..... Are you going along to see them if they are playing
    at Stadia 'de' Europe .?
    
    
                                               Nancy. 

    This was the "Head Line" in the Ness journal....
    
    "Fans at Ibrox not the only ones to suffer"
    
     Last week-end's Boness v Camelon match was called off only
     10 mins before the start.
     The teams were stripped and out on the park,the fans were seated
     in our superb all seater stadium ( a mini metro )
     The ref trooped out on too the park and cancelled the game,the Boness
     support were "disgruntled and annoyed" and all SEVEN of them were
     asked to leave the ground.
     
    
    
    
     ps.
    
     Would all supporters keep the stubbs of there tickets,they can be used
     at the next home game or swapped for a packet o' crisps.
    
    
    
    
    
     Tin Tin.......

    Im sure Camelon didn't mind as they could have caught the No 23 Camelon
    bus back up the road, and be in the Roman Bar for 4:10 (all 6 of the 
    Camelon loyal)...!!!!


    Q: What ever happened to "Peter Clarks Car Parts Cameeelon Falkirk"
       Pearl & Dean has never been the same at Falkirk Picture Hoose..??
    
    
    
                                         Shadwell.

    re 91,
           gents, here we have a so called supporter of B.U. and he does'nt 
    even know who they beat in the last round of the Scottish (before the
    Beith game) He says they beat Cumnock, but that is not strictly true
    son coz Cumnock are still in the cup (worste luck). If the author of
    .91 wishes to write a lot of dross may I suggest he tries the Celtic 
    conference, he will be in good company there.
    B.U. beat Pollok in round 2 of the Scottish, you should have asked Davy
    Milne coz he wiz there.
    ps 
    Davy, Stevie, have a word wi that boy.
     

    
    This is a correction to note .91.

    The original note was done on nightshift....well you know what N/S can
    do to a man's brain.

    re .90 & .97
    
    Well well......somebody trying to slag the mighty Bo'ness.....is Beith
    your home town Ron, if not you should keep quiet. Glenafton do not have
    much of a record in the " Scottish". We have done quite well against
    Ayrshire teams in the cup, so if the likes of the black and white
    Cumnock shirts (scalps) were hanging round Newtown Park we wouldn't see
    the game. We also just beat POLLOCK (facts from the Rowan book of records)
    in the last round before we were pipped by Beith.  
    We've also won the cup more times than Luthgy Rose as
    well......(had to mention the Rose in this note...eh).
    
    Good to see an interest in the mighty BU's.....
    
    colin.sqf.BU......8*)
    
    

    
    Just nipped in to steal the .100 & to accuse Jimpy of Rangers bias even
    in the Junior topic, Tut-Tut Jamesy  !
    
    

    The mighty ness made a quick exit from this cup,by losing 3-0 on the 
    hallowed turf.
    This was the make or break match,thats us out of every cup competition
    at this rate our season will end in march.
    We are still in second position in the league but we are only 1 point
    behind the mighty fawwdeda but we have played 3 more games than them.
    The shi!@* rose are lying in about 4th or 5th position but they have
    about 5 games in hand over there mighty counterparts.
    So the league could still go anywhere ????
    
    Except NOOtoon !!!

    
    Dav,
    
    I like the word `Mighty' when describing the Fawdoos Boys !
    
    

    JJ,
    
       Its still a bit early to admit defeat,so the next time yoos are
    brave enough to venture into the Ness we are going to give you one 
    hell off a seeingtoooo......
    
    and we might win the match as well..8>0
    
    
    
    
    
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    News hot off the press.........
    
    The newly released Boness Video "200 great corners"
    is now on sale at "Woolies" priced at 59p or two
    embassy coupons.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Treacle........

    
    
    bo'ness are still in one cup comp and still c***

    
    Sean,
    
    Bo`ness must be crap, if you say so...
    
    You obviously know your cr*p... being a follower of
    the PARS !!!!!
    
    
    Tam.....  ;^)
    
    

    
    Calling big Dav,
    
                   Big man who is the famous 'Ness playing today and is
    it at the home of Lothian football ???
    
    
                    SQFHM..

    Sal,
        The crap team are playing away today,its in some land far far away
    called Whitburn.I hear that its even more backward than thee Ness.
    
    
    Re- a couple.
    
    Tam,
        thanks for sticking up for the beloved Ness but We can fight our
    own battles ( and always emerge victorious ) sp  
    It looks like the enemy from across the water are trying to put us down
    but we are bigger than that and we wont be stirred up into a slanging
    match,I must sat though,any one with a pars pars super pars header must
    be a tit.....8>)
    
    
    
    Andrea.....
    

    Im sure the Ness will pick up during the game today once the crowd
    get behind them (On the Pitch) with chants of "Hail Hail"
    and "Toora Toora Tooralay" (Excerpts from the Bo'ness fair song"
    anyway I know how all the Lithgy supporters drink in the crown..!!
    Its because they have got the "Bo'ness fair song " on the Juke Box.!!
    
    
    
                                       DeDeDeDeDeDeDe

    Stav,
    
        . I'm sure the "dream team" will enjoy if from behind....?????
    
    
    
    
    Fiona............

    
    Bo'ness did there league challenge a power of good today with a
    superb 2 - 1 defeat away to Whitburn. 
    last week they may have been able to make the excuse of losing there 
    goalkeeper with an eye injury but whats this weeks one.
    
    Only five league games to go for the ness.

    I must apologise for the note that was written slagging Bo'ness off.
     I myself did not write this note,the last thing i want to do is upset 
    all you budding Bo'ness fans and start a slagging match.
         So you see DMilne i am not a tit after all.
                            Cheers again lads,
                                           Sean.
                                COME ON YE PARS.
                
                   

    Sean,
         No apology "Ness"esary....... I really didnt think it was you
    anyway,but I have a pretty good idea who it was though ????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
           ps.The rose are still crap Mr Pike !!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Susan

    Rose Fan out there,
    
                       Monday night should see the first decent game off
    the season at the "Prestonfield Piggery" when Rangers reserve's take on 
    some other crowd.With Rangers having a lot of first team players out
    they might take this chance to play a few of them ???
    
    Kick off 19:30
    
            
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ps.
    Fighting will take place about 18:00 in the usual place..... 8*)
    
    
    
    
    Charlie. 

    
    Rangers reserves will be taking on Particks reserves on monday night.
    
    These games are usually good unlike some junior games I've seen
    recently.
    
    And I've watched Bo'ness recently so I know they're rubbish.
    
     

    John Walker A div
    
    Bonnyb'ge 1     Bathgate   3
    Bo'ness   2     Camelon    1
    Edin Utd  3     Bonnyrigg  1
    Fauldh'se 2     Whitburn   0
    Newtong'e 1     Livingston 1
    
    Peter Craigie cup
    Harthill  2     Linlithgow 2
    
    League         P   Pt
    
    Fauldhouse     15  25
    Bo'ness        19  24     
    Whitburn       14  18         
    Linlithgow     14  16      
    Armadale       15  15
    Edin Utd       13  13
    Newtong'ge     10  12 
    Camelon        11  11
    Livingston     14  10
    Bathgate       12   8
    Bonnyb'ge      17   8
    Bonnyrigg      12   6
    

    
    Is there no stopping the Mighty Fawdeeda ?
    
    

    
    JJ,
    
    Are the Fawdeeda Juniors as dirty bas***ds as the 
    Fawdeeda under 21`s ???
    
    One of the c**ts that put me oot of the game fur
    6 weeks !!!!!
    
    Tam.....

    
    Tambo,
    
    Any idea of the name of the dirty git (Must have been a Hun, btw) ?
    
    8*))
    
    I must admit though, there are only two players in the under-21's
    actually from Fauldhouse. The rest come from as far a field as
    Newmains, Salsburgh, Wishaw, Bathgate & two from Haddington believe it
    or not !
    Anyway, ya auld codger ! Whit were you doing playing against boys that
    age when you're nearly thirty !!??
    
    

    
    Nae nae an thrice nae...
    
    Couldnae have been a hun JJ, cause he wiz a right
    ugly git way a nice big scar doon the side of his
    face.....
    
    *8-)))
    
    Dae you know him ????
    
    Tam.....
    
    
    
    
    
    Thirty ya bass, I`ll gee ye thirty ...... rapid 8-))))))))))))
    
    dededededededededededededededededededededededededededededede
    
    

    
    
    re.-115
    
    Harthill...2 Linlithgow Rose....2
    
                 Linlithgow won on penalty's.
    
    all ties in this competion are played to a finish.
    Of course Bo'ness wouldn't know this as I don't think they're left in
    any cup competions.
    

    I think the SS are left in one cup competition,(I dont know which one).
    The reason I have re-named the "dream team" is that after saturday's
    performance I was ashamed yes ashamed to be associated with the club.
    
    Do any off yous know what I've re-named them ??????
    
    
    
    
    
    R.U. Mad.esq.
    
    
    

    Dav, 
       Its not to late to cancel your membership to the  "BU"  Club
    
    Im sure Sidley Didely and the rest of Lithgy rock steady crew would be
    glad to put your name forward for membership to the Rose Club..!!
    
    
    
                                                  Jane. 

    
    re .120
    
    All results were from "The Pink", So the bit about the penalties would
    not have been in. Anyway, a 2-2 draw with a 'B' division team and only 
    going through 5-4 on penalties is not something to shout about.
    
    Bo'ness' meldrum is in the U23 squad to play Berwick Rangers. He has
    been signed by a senior team but I don't know who. These games are
    also used as Scotland trials.
    
    sqfbu  

    
    	Colin,
    	    Who is this Victor Meldrum or whatever his name is, then? What
    position does he play (used very loosely)? Having witnessed the on
    field (in)capabilities of Bo'ness twice this season, I cannot recall
    any player who would have been selected for an over 70's select team,
    let alone any sort of Scottish trial match. Best-looking-team-caught-in-
    a-time-warp might be more appropriate. I thought it was a joke
    when people spoke about flares, platform shoes and Birmingham bags
    being all the rage in the 'Ness until I attended the game. The Bo'ness
    wave really is something else, too. I thought the (three) fans were
    going to do a mexican style one, but as I found out it's the new hairdo
    (specially constructed by their very own Senga McSherry) sported by
    players and fans alike.
    	Also, I drank three pints in the Newtown bar without getting my
    head stoved in, do I win a prize?
    				Yours, 
    				    Snobes Din'ute.
                                         

    John,
          I totally agree with everything you've said.....
    
    If you want to win a prize you will have to drink 6 pints,3 packets of
    crisps and H*M$ the barmaid to qualify....8*)
    
    
    
    
    Neil the flare wearing nazi.........
    
    

    
    John,
    	if you read your local rag i.e.'The Gazette', instead of heading
    home of a weekend, you would be up to date with all the local news
    concerning 'The Blue Milan'.
    'The Pink', that's the east equvalent of the 'Greenock Green', the
    saturday evening results paper is over on the 'etch' table with the
    relevent facts. 
     Also I don't think running up the wing with 'flares' and pink polka
    dot 'platforms' goes on at Newtown, that sounds more like the 'Rosey
    Posey' lads (lasses).
    Don't know about the mexican wave but after the local chinkie on a
    saturday night you get the 'chinkie wave' as you fan your butt to get
    the flames out !!!!!! 
    
    Oh, and concerning Davs note, I don't think there is a 'barman' that
    would let you qualify.
    
    sqfbu

    
    That player meldrum has been signed by Raith rovers I think and he's
    apparently quite a good player so what he's doing at bo'ness I don't
    know.
    
    Harthill although in div B they couldn't be in div A as this is there
    first season as a junior team. The Rose have played them four times
    this season and the results to date are 4-0 1-0 1-0 2-2 (5-4penalties).
    as you can see the games have got tighter as the season has gone on.
    Harthill are currently top of div B and have lost very few games so
    far.  The 4-0 game was the Rose's first game of the season by the way.
    So they will be a hard team to beat next season when(not if) they gain
    promotion. They also had players in the select team.
    Score   
     Select 1  Berwick 1
    

    
    Gordon,
    	thank you for your information on Meldrum, but do a 280.L and put
    the trash about the Rose in that topic. I know nobody replies in it and
    it must get lonely for you and the other Rose supporter in SQF, (SQFJambo).
    
    ps. From what I heard Harthill were all over them until the Rose got a
    dubious penalty in the 33rd min after Harts had been denied one for
    'hand' ball earlier.
    
    sqfbu.

    Lads,
         A wee report from last nights spectacular from the Ness stadia.
    Boness fielded about 9 trialists and two regulars and believe me they
    were regular (if you know what I mean) s*it# for the stupid rose fan 
    who notes in this topic.
    They were 0-2 down at half time and were 0-4 down with about 10 mins to
    go (this is when I made my exit).
    There's not alot you could write about this farce except that leg o
    beef played there strongest team.
    Thing's got a little heated in the second half and the tackling was a 
    little tough to say the least,this got the massive crowd ( 19 )
    interested.
    The only good thing to come out of the night was the rumour that the
    "Chinkies" had been sold and was being turned into a massage parlour.
    This was enough to start "THEE" wave. 
    
    
    8*)
    
    
    Chuckles......
    

    
    Do you know who any of the trialists were.
    
    There appears to be a few really good players in the sunday leagues
    that are going the rounds as trialists , but won't sign for the clubs.
    Whether its because they want a walletfull to sign on or work
    commitments mean they can't they're not saying.
    
    I take it last nights game was just a run-about match and not anything
    meaningful.
    
    

    Who were the Ness playing on Saturday....??? 
    Match report from Dav perhaps...??
    
    
    
    Mimma.

    Stav,
         The SS were playing Ormiston primrose (well theres a name for a
    fitba team)on saturday.The SS were away from home and being a loyal SS
    fan I dont go to too many away games.
    My contact informs me that they played in the first round off the Brown
    cup,this must be the cup for all the teams that are sh*te,so who are
    the rose playing Mr rose fan.
    The score was 1-1 and thats all I know.....the SS have only got three
    games left and Fawdeeedaaa are next at "Paradise Stadium",so watch out
    JJ were gonna give it to you good and hard.
    
    
    
    
    
    JJ,Stav your welcome to come over for a few HF shandies and a seat in
    the directors box.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ps.I hope he doesnt mind..............
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Dededededededededededededededede  
    

    
    Dave,
    
    I wish to take you up on your kind offer of a seat in the directors
    box. Do I have to wear flares & a tank-top to get in ?
    
    What happens when the Mighty Faw-Dee-Da score the first of their four
    goals, can I stand up & cheer or will I be immediately set upon by two
    girls blouses ?
    Will they beat me up or go straight for the dunghatch ?
    
    Amy fae Bridies
    
    

    jj
    
    As you are the president of the local "KYLIE MINOGUE FUN AND FASHION"
    fan club, you will be able to obtain flares ana tank top no problem.
    As for the blouses you mention, well we don't wear them, we wear chain
    mail. You have to in Bo'ness where the avon lady is "THE ALIEN" and the
    local posse 'dook' for chips. Be sure to wear inconspicuous clothing,
    of course that will be hard with a 'Frank Spencer' stripey tank top, so
    we can't point you out to the 'U18's Posse'. If you happen to pop into
    the 'Fisons social club' for a wee snifter before the game you will
    feel like you are in the Fawdee miners welfare. The smell of dampness
    and green mould is overpowering. Or you can pop across the road to The
    Newtown and buy the dearest pint this side o' the Flints. After we gub
    you, you can make your getaway on the supporters tandem, it'll be a
    hard slog up the flints with the sound of defeat ringing in your ears
    and irn bru bottles smashing all around you.
    
    Ahhhh......sunny Bo'ness.....you won't forget it in a hurry !!!!!!
    
    colin, representing the Blue Milan 
    
    8*)

    
    United beat Ormiston 1-0 in the Brown Cup and go into the next round
    while league leaders Fauldhouse went out, beaten by Newtongrange 2-1.
    
    cln.  

    Any idea who the Ness will face in the next Round..??

    
    
    
             Who cares !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bo'nessions........???

    Stav,
         Are you sure that you arent a Nessonian..........
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Angie Trooder the anal intruder.
    
    

    No Go on Ness Birth Dav....       *:@)
    
    
    
    
    
    
    aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh    dededededededededededede

    Dav..!!
    
    Is it true that "Mr Patel" who owns the shop along from Newtown Park
    is selling Miller Light 13�% extra free for 49p a can.....???
    
    
    
    Shaheed.

    Stav,
    
        It really is true but its not the 13� % cans its only the normal
    ones and they are 49p.
    
    
    
    Mr Naheema....

    Oh..!!   I see.
    
    
    I though it was 13�%....... Agee's are also selling it for 49p aswell..
    I might be tempted to buy a case tonight..  *:@)
    
    
    Who are the ness playing tomorrow.
    
    
    Rumbadina.

    
    Bo'ness are playing against the Airdrie team which lost to a Scotland
    select 3 - 0 at Prestonfield on Monday night. Next week they play
    Fauldhouse.
    They are also due to play Partick and  Hearts reserve teams on there 
    other free saturdays now that they've only four games left to play.

    As usual,
              We lost again on saturday by the odd goal in 7.........
    The only consilation from this score is that they Lithgi poofters 
    lost as well and now have as much chance off winning the league as
    Boness.........
    
    
    
    
    oooi ooiiii be tellin you this.......
    
    
    
    Pauline...

    What was the actual score Dav...??
    
    
    
    
    
    Pam Ayres

    re -1
    
         its a secret ??/
    
    Well the "SS" have an awkward game tomorrow,they take on the Mighty
    Faw de daaa at the Ness stadia.We are currently 1 point behind the
    DAwww but when we beat them tomorrow we will leapfrog them and probably
    Bushwhack them as well.fawdeeeeedaaaa have 3 games in hand on the "ss"
    but as they say points on the board are what count.Faaaaaaaaaaawwdeda
    have a lot off hard away games and there recent form has been p*sh.
    Lithca crap have also dropped away in the last couple of weeks and
    there chance seemed to have slipped away like the "Last bus to Boness"
    The title looks like it could be heading to Newtongrange "AGAIN" but
    all the top teams have to play each other so anything is possible.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    BTW we lost 3-4
    
    Nancy.....
    

    
    Bo'ness United........2  Fauldhouse United.........3
    
    
    I'll leave the match report to Davros, coz he wiz there !
    
    

    Lad's,
    
          I'll keep this short and sweet in case I get shafted???
    
    The game started at an awfy slow pace and never really improved thru 
    the first half.    Halftime Score. SS  0 v   fawdoos 1.
    
    The second half started well,with only 2 mins on the clock the SS
    scored an equaliser.Fawdoos were really under pressure noo,they were 
    flapping all over the place.The fawdoos centre half "Youngy" was about
    6' 5 and it wasnt long before one of SS's  taller players ( 5'5 ) was
    squaring up to him ( it was a grand sight )and pretty funny ( thats if
    anybody knows what funny is ).
    The Fawdoos second goal was an absolute peach,there No 6 hit a free
    kick from 25-30 miles oot and it nearly ripped the back off the net.
    Excellent Goal.....
    Then there was a bit o bother,the Fawdoos no7 ( who incidently is
    awaiting court proceedings for breaking a lithgi players jaw ) who had
    been fouling the ( pavements ) all day was booked for a really bad
    tackle.
    Ten minutes later he was at it again and I for one was sorry to see him
    go but somebody had to fill up the paddlin pool.
    At this stage the SS were all over fawdoos but as usual thing went
    wrong for the home side.If I called the fawdoos no11 fat it would be an
    understatement,he waddled casually into the penalty area did his dying
    duck routine and claimed a penalty.As the fat git sprinted to the crowd
    he was laughing,this was a diliberate dive !!!
    He even took the penalty and scored.The SS got a late consolition goal
    ( near the end ) but it was too late as usual.
    This will probably mean that Fawdoos will win the league.
    
    
    
    Congrat's if they do JJ............
    
    
    Dav ( Great sense of HUMOR )

    Is there any truth about the Rumor that Brian Clough is set to
    take over as Manager at Newtown Park..??
    
    
    
    Anon

    The SS played a friendly on wednesday night against Airdrie
    reserves,well it was supposed to be there reserves.I could see at least
    6 first team players.kenny black,John Mcdonald,Tom Mcadam,john mcvey,
    sammy conn,graham hardie,davie kirkwood,by the way stav davie had a
    good game and scored twice.Hardie got 4 goals,kenny black scored from
    about 45 yards out and some other guy scored the eighth.
    The bu's replied with a penalty scored by Mclean.This game was supposed
    to be a warm up for todays semi-final of the Broon cup against
    Armadale as you can see it did'nt turn out to well.
    
    
    Final Score.   Boness Brownies  1    V    Airdrie reserves  8 ( EIGHT )
    
    
    
    
    
                                                    
    
     Mr No season ticket next year.                 8*)

    
    
    How did Bo'ness get on in there semi, did it in fact get played as
    so far I've haven't met anybody who knows what the score was.
    
    
    
    hope they got cuffed by the way...
    
                              Gordon..

    Thanks gordon for your usual support,
    
    They were held last saturday 2-2 with Armadale,by all accounts the Bu's
    were unlucky but then again I would say that.
    The replay will take place this satuday at the super stadia,
    
    Note: One of Armadale's players father who happened to be in the crowd
          had to be dragged off Fitzsimmons after the aforementioned had
          commited one of the dirtiest fouls that your ever likely to see..
    
        
    
    
    
    
    Archie Mc Baa  

    Any match report on the thrilling 0-0 draw at Newtown park the other
    night ? , The same night the other half of the "Old Firm" were being
    humiliated only a few miles up the road...!!

    
    
    
    
    
    Don't believe the rubbish in the Rose note about not being able to sign
    trialists. The way it is Gordon is that the big clubs can get the
    signatures. 8*)
    
    The BU's have made three signings for next season. One ah don't know a
    thing aboot, one's an ex senior aboot 29 and plyed his trade in the
    first and second divs for years and young Mark Wright(?) from
    Winchburgh Albion U21's coached by our own Tommy Cannon. He wiz wanted
    by Raith Rovers earlier in the season and there was a bit of a tussle
    with Bo'ness before he actually signed for them and then they 
    released him and Bo'ness stepped in again. He plays oot on the wing and
    looks quite nippy but will need to build himself up for the rigours of
    the junior game.  
    
    Well that's aboot it except we finished above the Rose in the league.
    
    cln.
                   

    
    
    
    Dav, (our man on the inside)
    
    
                            Is it true that the BU's are changing their
     away strip from the traditonal "crutchless pants and fishnest's to
     
     
    
      Thigh length Black leather boots and a 4 feet long kipper tie....
    

    Dav, (Our man on the inside) of every Killie supporter in Ayrshire
    
    
    
    The Bu's new HOME strip will be unvailed (sp) today Thursday at a press
    conference outside Newtoon store.
    I dont know where you got your info from but I think your on the right
    lines.....
    
    The Kit will consist off   Goalkeeper :  Batman suit (Cape optional)
    
    The outfield strip will be ....Tops::::  will be a kind of fake rubber
    material with the picture of a leather tie on it....
    
    Shorts....Yes there going to have shorts this season,it will of course
    be the crotchless one's.....very good for sliding tackles....8*)
    
    
    The socks will be the same as last year but will also have a picture of
    a leather tie on them.....
    
    
    This season they had a surplus of Money so they've bought all first
    team players there boots,its the super new prototype from ADIDAS and
    they're called the "Thigh length Killer Kippers"....(Thigh length ties
    optional)
    
    These boots should be a big hit with the local punters....8*0
    
    
    Here's to a good season for the Bu's......
    
    
    
    
    
    Happy christmas to Bu supporters everywhere......
    
    
    Tom McFarlane

    
    
    Results so far
    
    Skol league cup.
    
    Sauchie...1  Bo,ness  3
    
    Bo'ness...0  Cameleon 3  (Bogey team)
    
    Bo'ness...9  Bonnybridge.2  Score was correct but I'm not too sure
    about the team..
    
    I don't think they've played any league games so far.
    

    Correct........
    
    Match tonight against sauchie,should be another victory...
    

    Dav......  
    
    
             Are you going to see the MIGHTY ness tonight....??
    
    
    
    
    
    Boris.

    
    Stav,
    
    	 Yes,I'm going to see them continue on there winning streak,this
    	 could be 2 in a row..   8*)
    
    
    
    
    --8*(   Donnie

    Put me down for a 2-0 win.....
    
    
    
    
    Flipper's side Kick

    Another 2 points in the bag,
    
    Bu's 3  v  Sauchie 1.  

    I was right,the Bu's had another convincing win against a weak sauchie
    side.
    
    Saturday's result...  4-1 away win against Bonnybridge,still 1 point
    behind camelon,we play them on wednesday i think...
    
    Is it only 1 team that goes thru from each section ???

    The Bu's play Camelon today,this is the decider to see who goes thru to
    the next round of the league cup.Camelon are the only team who have
    defeated the mighty Bu's this season 0-3 we were at home,I predict a 
    2-1 win for the Bu's and onward into the next round.
    
    If Camelon draw they will go thru.
    

    
    
    I see the great  Bo'ness a following the road the Rose took for the
    start of the league campaign. First two league games = first two league
    defeats.
    
    Result      Bo'ness    0     Livingston    1
    
    

    I think the team are suffering from a "Tummy Bug"  As there is a lot
    of it going around Bo'ness just now....!!!!!!!
    
    NOT...!!!!!!

    The Bu's took on looney land at Newtown park on saturday,the game
    started with a flurry and a pie.
    I was shocked to see that we had Tam "Cannie keep his mouth shut" Ward
    on the park,Tam is a soccer nomad who has played for over 4000 teams
    and never managed to score,this seem to be the reason that we have
    signed him as a striker..
    Tam lived up to his reputation and was duly sent off after 38 mins,this
    sparked the team into action.
    At this stage the Bu's were pulling the Livvy back four all over the
    place especially "Hello doll hows it gaun Looney" he was definately 
    being given the run around by a far superior front line.
    After about 40 minutes off taunting and teasing Looney they finally let
    him kick the ball and what a kick it was.(It was worth the wait)
    
    Half time 0-0
    
    The second half started quite briskly with the Bu's coming close on a
    few occcasions and they nearly scored as well.
    The Bu's were walking all over livvy but couldnt find the back off the
    net,then it happened we were hit with the sucker punch,WE WERE DENIED
    ARE SURE FIRE PENALTY.(My colleague will back me up here)
    looney sent a terrific ball 90 yards downfield right onto the toe of
    the winger who inturn found Yardley unmarked in the box and he placed
    it firmly into the gaping goal,the ball however went over the bar and
    into Kinneil school.
    After much protesting and the kicking off heels the Bu's decided to get
    on with the match.There was a gilt edge chance in the last minute when
    whit found himself unmarked at the back post,he did everything right,
    a good downward header only to see the goalie bring off a world class
    save.
    Final Score Bu's  0 v Livvy 1.
    
    Star men for Livvy were Alan middleton,Looney and a world class
    performance from Hogarth,who I understand is on Hearts books,it
    shouldnt be to long before he's replacing Henry Smith.
    There was however a bit of sad news from todays match,they ran oot o
    pies before I could get one and I lost 2 quid on the result.This result
    sees us at the foot off the table with zero points but I'm still
    willing to bet that we finish in the top 3.
    
    
    
    
    Boss Hogg's Assistant.
    
    

    I would be willing to take your money from you again big Dav.The Bu`s
    have as much chance making the top 3 as Dougie buying a coffee for the
    boys in the canteen.
                                              Mr Easymoney.

    
    
    Tomorrow Bo'ness are at home to Stonyburn in the Alloa Brewery Cup
    1st round.   This will be there latest cup exit.........
    
    Bo'ness........1   Stonyburn......2
    
    Hope that wee prediction pleases all you ness fans.
    
    
          

    re -1
    
    Gordon,
    	   Were you drunk when you wrote such a ridiculous prediction,
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    what makes you think that the Bu's will score.    
    
    
    
    
     
    8*0

    
    
    How did the bu's do against whitburn today then,,

    Gordon,
    
    
    
    	    It'l be 2-1.....
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    8*0

     Cumbernauld United 3    Bo'ness United 1

     
     All the goals/action in the last 25 mins.Two BU players sent off,One
    for hand ball the other for punching.CU had two penalties,only scored 
    with one.
    
    
            SCott

    Heard on the grapevine that the Bu's thought that they only had to turn
    up to beat this bunch from the backwaters,how wrong can you be.
    By all accounts the dream team were lucky to get away with a 1-3
    defeat,the local rag yesterday reported that heads would roll and there
    will be a few different faces in the team this week.(I'm sitting by the 
    phone waiting on the call)??
    I've burnt my season ticket...in protest at exiting THEE competition so
    early and noo I'll have to pay to get in.      8*(
    The dream team are away today playing in some Big City called Blackburn
    this should be an easy victory by at least 3-0.
    
    
    
    
    
    Archie McBaaaaa
    

    
    Not a bad result on sat for the Ness  1-1 at home to grange. 

    This was a terrible result for the dream team,we were 1 nil up with 
    only 8 minutes to go when we committed suicide by gifting newtongrange
    an easy goal.
    Typical of Boness I hear you say and yes I must agree....If we didnt 
    keep giving silly points away we might be able to mount a serious
    challenge in the league.
    The reinstatement from senior football made his appearance on saturday
    and I for one wasnt impressed....but its early days.  8*)
    
    The Bu's are at home on Monday 27th December to Camelon all lithca
    scum are invited over to Tiger's for a few christmas drinks before
    the game RSVP.
    
    The much awaited clash with the Motley crew should go ahead on the 
    3rd of January. Subject to change.....all the Boness team might still
    be drunk.
    
    
    
    jake    8*)  

    
    
    What was the result against Camelon - it fact was it played.

    Gordon,
    	   The game was off due to the fact that Camelon were scared
    to make the hazardous journey to Boness.....and the underground
    heating had broke doon again and the pitch got frozen.
    
    
    
    
    {@*)

    Whats this about the Blue Milan winning 5-0 away from home..!!
    or was this a typing error...??

    Stav,
    	  DONT call my beloved team the Blue Milan,whoever thought up a
    name like that deserves to be shot.
    The scoreline was in fact true,I could hardly believe it myself.
    Its been a long time since they scored 5 times in one month never mind
    one match.
    
    Looks like were hitting some good form at the right time with the run
    up to the end of the season so close.
    
    
    Boss Hoggs Assistant.
    
    ==|8*)
    

   
    	  DONT call my beloved team the Blue Milan,whoever thought up a
    name like that deserves to be shot.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

       It was me.......don't shoot me I only work here !!!!
  
       I thought it was quite good at the time since Milan were doing
       well at the time......

       oh well.........

       colin

    Fauldhouse 0    Bo'ness 3
    
    
    

    Another 2 easy points achieved by this demolition of the Fawdoos boys.
    undefeated since the middle of November.....13 goals in the last 3
    games,watch out rose were a comin.....
    
    
    
    
    
    ==|8*)

    
    
    comin to hold us up when we win the league

    
    Could this be the good times returning to Newtown park?
    
    D..

    
    
    League result
    
    Bo'ness......3   Harthill......3
    
    league winning stuff..................
    
    

    As you said in your note the wind spoilt the game slightly.
    The Bu's were attacking down wind in the first �,the first interchanges
    were nothing special,then the game exploded,the Bu's taking a well 
    deserved lead thru Mclaren.
    Boness continued to miss chance after chance and they knew it would be
    a tough 2nd �.
    Harthill scored on the stroke of � time,all square at the interval.
    The second � started on a brighter note,goal scoring hero Mcclaren 
    was ordered off for a deliberate foul,as Mcclaren tried to leave the 
    park there was a frackas and a few of the Harhill committee were
    punched and spat on by Mcclaren,Boness's striker Russell Cheape(Good
    name for a striker)wasnt even stripped to play but he got his name in
    the referee's wee black book for fighting in the dug-oot,this was the
    spark to light the fire.
    Ten minutes later the ten men Boness outfit took the lead thru a fine
    solo effort by White.
    Two miutes later Harthill were level,the Bu's were playing some
    atractive football and knocking it about well and sometimes even the
    ball.
    There were about 2 mins left on the giant scoreboard when Dode Allison
    set off on a mazy run( he was last spotted  crossing the Forth bridge
    at 10 past 6 ) he beat 3 defenders and knocked the ball into the
    net,the harthill keeper was stretchered off at this point with a Broken
    jaw (Sorry ref said Tam Ward)it was some right hook and the ref never
    saw it.Dode was still celebrating and was booked,I honestly thought
    I was at the wrong game and Dode had scored the winning goal for
    scotland in the world cup final,he went mad and was waving to the crowd
    doing handstands,cartwheels and hugging and kissing Charlie the
    faithful linesman.The game restarted and with it being the last minute
    the bu's only had to keep possetion and the 2 points were in the
    bag,but in typical fashion they gifted a late equaliser and that was
    that so ti speak.
    A point dropped rather than a point gained me thinks,Best for Boness
    were White,Allison,Ward,Mcclaren and the tea wummin.
    
    Only consilation was that Fawdoos were beaten again and Livvy were
    destroyed.
    

    Saturday is derby day at prestonfield,the team will be meeting in the
    "Football and Cricketers" at 11 am for a few hf shandies and a
    rendition of the"Boness fair"song,then its off to the match.
    Predictions welcome for Saturdays outcome.
    Here's my prediction.....
    
    I think the Rose might win then again Boness might win but on the other
    hand it could be a draw. 
    
    
    
    ps. Rioting and looting will take place at the usual time and place ??
    
    pps.The supporters taxi will be leaving "Nootoon Bar" at 10:50 sharp.
    
    And Fawdoos will loose again this week.  ==|8*)
                                  

    
    Boness have a very dificult game on Saturday.....not.
    
    D.

    
    As I was playing I thought I`d give you the match report the way I
    saw it.
    Two minutes had gone when a high speculative ball was put into the
    Livvy goalmouth by a Bo'ness midfielder.Hogarth caught it but also
    caught his heid aff the post and dragged the ball over the line.
    Tam Ward scored with a bullet header 10 minutes later.
    Livvy snatched a goal back when Kirkwood and Wilcox were discussing
    where to go for a pint after the game and Bruce nipped in between
    them and slotted the ball home in off a post.
    Then an amazing thing happened at the start of the second half......
    I SCORED.Boness tried to clear a Cowan cross but it came out to me
    on the edge of the box and I put it in the postage stamp top corner.
    Ward then decided to put his studs into me when the ball was out of
    play,(dirty Bo`ness),and was sent off.I was booked for allowing him
    to nearly cripple me.
    Cowan was then downed in the box by Wilcox and he scored from the spot.
    Bo`ness then decided Ward might be lonely in the changing rooms and had
    their centre half sent off to join him.
    I forgot to mention that Bo`ness hit the post from the centre at the
    start of the second half when someone spotted Hogarth of his line.
    So we`ve now taken 4 pts off Bo`ness this season and it`s gone a long
    way to helping us stay up.Davy Milne will be sick...8*)

    Davie,
    	  I've heard a lot about about the captains eye..???
    I've no time to put my comments in but I'll give you my version
    on Tuesday night......
    
    

    How many times have you one the scottish cup then....
    
    
    		Feed the bears...Frew

    
    Three times and been in another three finals, or is it two.....
    
    anyway that's twice more than Luthgy (spit) Rose have won it.....
    
    and three more times than rangers..........

    Re -2
    
    No again Wabby................

    
    I see the football season has drawn to a close with the normal chaos
    as teams play 3 or 4 times a week.
    
    The final league game is on Monday where linlithgow rose will play
    host to camelon, camelon need to win to take the league title away 
    fron newtongrange on goal difference. The rose blew there chances
    last monday when they were defeated by newtongrange.
    
    This week there has been four cup finals to play.
    
    On tuesday livingston won the Peter craigie cup.
    On thursday Bo'ness won the fife and lothians cup.
    Friday night saw Camelon beat livingston in another cup final,
    and on saturday Bo'ness will play Newtongrange in the last final of
    the season.
    
    And the new season will be starting at the start of ausust as normal.
    
    To think that senior teams complain of a long season. @$@@@@$@@$%#@s
    
    

    How many cups have the Rose won this season ???
    How many Finals have they been in ???
    Another Final today for the world famous Bu's.Should be another piece 
    of silverware to put in the trophy room.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Great stuff.......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Oustanding achievement......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Simply Marvellous
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Wully Shankit.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

    
    As you know the Rose have declined from winning any silverware this
    season so as to give the clubs that never win anything some heart for
    the years ahead when the Rose will revert to there normal winning ways.
    Teams like Camelon, Bo'ness and Livingston are not normally good enough
    to win anything so the BIGGER AND BETTER teams like to let them win now
    and again.
    
    
    And heres the gospel acording to St gordon the lithgy rose susporter...
    
    Bo'ness Utd are and always will be...................rotten!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Who mentioned sour grapes............

    Gordon,
    	   If you'd like to pop over the flints to the Superdome I'll
    personally take on a tour of the trophy room to see all the silverware
    we've picked up this season.Then we can return to prestonfield and 
    look at the Rose's trophy hut.
    The contents will probably be a pair of "Malkys" soiled shorts and an
    old cheese sandwich.
    
    As for letting the "Little Teams" win now and again...is it not twae
    baron seasons in a row for the Rose ??
    And I think,correct me if I'm wrong are BONESS UNITED not "Tripple
    Winners" of the Scottish cup.
    
    I'm sure my good friend and Author D Rooney will elaborate more on the
    stunning success Livvy had during the week in his soon to be released
    book  " A view from the Captains Eye"
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Hedid Shankit. 
     

    
    Firstly let me thank Davie for his excellent promotion work on my
    forthcoming book,"The Captains Eye".
    
    We were in the home dressing room at Prestonfield for the cup final
    and there is a door leading into the trophy room,and there it was
    in pride of place,a glass box containing "Malkys"skid marked shorts.
    
    Seriously though there are photos of the Scottish cup winning side
    everywhere and they`ll need to spend spend spend if they want to
    emulate that side,Yardley could be their first signing.
    
    Davie

    
    Davie,
    
    I look forward with interest to reading your book, "The Captain's eye".
    
    But which eye are we takin aboot ?
    
     

    
    JJ,
    
    Ye`ll huv te buy the book and see...8*)
    
    Davie

    
    
    Super result for Bo'ness yesterday;;;
    
    Dunbar ...........4   Bo'ness..........1
    
    What a way to start your league challenge..........he.he.he.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    By the way the Rose won 2-0 away to Bonnyrigg and Livingston lost.

    Well done Bo'ness.......   
    
    Keep up the good work boys..!!
    
    
    

    
    What a truly deserving result for Bo'ness Utd that was..
    
    
    
    Give us more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

    Whats happened to  AC Bo,ness............??
    
    They have had quite a few Humpings lately..!!!
    

    Alas yes the World Famous Bu's have had a few right good dooings
    recently.A meagre 3 points from 6 games 29 goals conceded and only
    twae for.Things are at there lowest.........but........
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    WE WILL RETURN TO OUT GOLDEN DAYS OF GLORY.....(being a triple scottish
    cup winning side) beginning on Saturday in the Scottish cup 1st round
    tie...against Arbroath somethinorother.
    
    The match takes place at "Thee Stadia"  Jaimeson avenue kick off 3pm
    All tickets avaiable from the usual outlets.There will be a pre-match
    samba in Newtoon bar...kick off 11:30
    
    Will we see the Boyos from Tinseltown making the hazardous journey over
    the flints ???
    
    
    We will actually see the game this time ??
    Will dmc puke in some womens garden ??
    Will shep ever buy a T ??
    Will mr Adams only have 2 drinks ??   (Naaaaaaaaa)
    
    Prediction Bu's 3 v Arbroath 1 

    Boness were on league duty today,they are currently bottom of the
    league but as all good managers say this position isnt justified
    we have been playing some lovely football but unfortunately weve been
    getting gubbed every time.
    
    
    Result.
    
    Bu's   Twae   V Ormiston Primrose  0.
    A good win but were still bottom of the league.
    
    
    
    
    There is a charity match tomorrow at Newtoon park kick off 1.00pm
    The game will feature THEE Scottish cup winning side from 1984 versus
    the current mob.
    
    
    
    
    I was surprised to hear that the Rose werent holding a similar sort of
    game then I remembered one important point,they would probably have to
    dig up there cup winning side.......its been a long time boys ???
    
                              
    
    
    
    The Bu's new strike force of Johnny "No another team" Sludden and his
    pal have been in devestating form since his 4000 pound move from
    Stenhousemuir. 
    
    Watch out,watch out Johnny's about will be the new battle cry from now
    on........................

    
    
    Bo'ness are now in third place in the league but where the hek are
    that pile o dross fa oer the hill , !  propin up the league a suppose.

    
    
    Normal league story, Bo'ness lose out in all the cups and have played 
    most of there league games by the end of feb, whereas the Rose are 
    still playing cup ties(apart from the Scottish that is) and have not
    played as many league games as the crappy teams like bo'ness.
    
    come the end of the season we'll finish above bo'ness in the league
    as per normal.
    
    
    Camelon will win the league this year as only Whitburn can catch them
    but the fa will do the normal thing and make the more sucessful teams
    play 6 or 7 games in 2 weeks and as Camelon have played more games than
    anyone they have the points in the bag.
    
    Livingston look good for the drop this year.(pity bo'ness weren't doing
                                                 as bad).
    

    
    Gordon,
    
    What makes you think Livingston will go down,we`ve got 7 points,are
    lying bottom and we have an easy run in.....Linlithgow(away),Camelon
    (home),Whitburn(away),Ormiston(away),Armadale(away) and Bo`ness(away).
    
    It`s a doddle......not!
    
    Davie.

    
    
    Well i see what you mean , but you should be able to collect 10 points 
    from that lot as lithgie are the only team that will definately gub
    ye, while the rest are ^&*^ (not very good).

    re .215
    
    "Come the end of the season we'll finish above Boness in the league as
     per normal"
    
    What are the current league positions.....Gordon ?????

    
    Looks like the Rose slipped up in the league this year and let you lot
    from over the flints finished a place above them in the league.
    
    But at least this season the Rose managed to win the League Cup and
    are in another final on June 13th where they'll play Harthill. They
    won't win cos at the moment they're pish.
    
    Whitburn looks like they'll finish runners up in everything this
    season as they were humped 4-2 by Fauldhouse last night in the league
    so now i believe they're 1 point behind Camelon with 2 games to play,
    on thursday they play Camelon at home then on saturday they finish 
    with there last league game away to the Rose, which will probably
    be meaninless.
    
    So not a total waste of a season for the Rose but next season can only
    get better.
    
    I've heard that Bo'ness have already started signing players for next
    season.
    
    

    We canna have the last note from a Lithca Fan......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    tata 
    
    Dav

    
    
      No but yi can from a Pars fan.:-))))))))
    
    
         SQF Pars man
                   Sean.

    Ok, Sean anything rather than a Lithca fan...........

    Whit aboot an ootsider that lives in Bo'ness?
    

    Nae chance a want it.....So get oot.

    I've only got one thing to say to the Springfield Pussy's .........
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Commmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/Nawwwwwwwww Big Wumminnnnnn
    
    
    
    Over and ot
    
    
    
    
    Dav

    Could this be the last note from SQF in the BU's topic?
    

    Naw..............
    
    
    Well maybe..............

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    Re DMILNE : Shut it ya daft big drip !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                

    
    I HATE LITHGI ROSE.........
    
    hows that fur ma last note ???