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Title: Soccer Football Conference
Notice:Don't forget your season ticket.....
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Created:Thu Aug 08 1991
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178.0. "Falkirk FC" by GALVIA::SPAIN (There's always the U.S.) Thu Apr 16 1992 19:53

    
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178.1Falkirk BairnsKURMA::SWRIGHTMon Aug 09 1993 08:356
     Dunfermline 2                 Falkirk  3
    
    (Den'Bieman, French)          (Rice, Forbsjohnston, Hughs)
    
    
    
178.2On yer bike Hamish...!!KURMA::SWRIGHTTue Aug 10 1993 17:2312
Tonight the Bairns venture along the road to the McGowans Toffee factory
home of the Warriors of Ochil View also known as Stenhousemuir 0 . Falkirk
should win this "Derby" Cup game quite easily, but then again if Westwater
is in Goals anything could happen, I watched Parks there new Keeper against
his old club West Ham and he looked not bad. Good luck to wee Crunchie with
Hibs and we might see him back at Brockvill next season as he won't want
to be playing for a First Division team when Hibs get relegated now will he.
asheeeeesh sheeeesh.
    
     
                                                 SQFFSC

178.3The Toffee Men MeltKURMA::SWRIGHTTue Aug 17 1993 21:415
    Stenhousemuir 1    Falkirk 2
    
    
    
    A bit late but were into the next round where we face Hearts again...
178.4The Bairns...KURMA::SWRIGHTTue Aug 17 1993 22:0916
    Morton 1         Falkirk 5

    Doak (70)        Cadette (34) Duffy (61,88)
                     Taggart (75) Shaw (80)



    The men from Greenock took a mighty hammering from the Bairns,
    Falkirk took the lead in the 34th minute from a corner by McCall
    which was slid in by Richard (Bambi) Cadette.
    Falkirk's Keeper Parks has an excellent first half and also saved 
    a penalty by John Fowler just before half time, Duffy put the Bairns
    2-0 up in the 61st minute , 9 minutes later Doak scored for Morton
    from a header making it 2-1. The final 15 minute's brought 3 cracking
    goals from falkirk,  Taggart got the 3rd, Shaw lobbed in the 4th then
    finaly Duffy fired in a cracking volley. 
178.5Another Two Points KIRKTN::SLAINGMon Aug 23 1993 13:2122
    FALKIRK 2   STIRLING ALBION 0
    (Duffy & 
    Cadette)
    
    
    I know that its unusual for 3 players to get sent off in one game....so
    how come I've seen it twice in the last four seasons at the same
    ground!
      The last time was against the Jamboes in the league cup while we were
    still in the first division,that was mayhem and was down to
    retalliation by the Bairns against some cynical tactics by
    Hearts.However,Saturdays game was never dirty.Two of the sendings-off
    were for handball and the other for retalliation.The way that the guy 
    reacted to being ordered off(for retalliation)will probably end up with
    him being banned for more than the statutory 1 game.
       The only bit that worried me about the Falkirk performance apart
    from them not putting a barrowload away(remember the Jam Tarts only put
    4 past us the last time),was why Jefferies took off Forbes Johnstone
    and then pulled Eddie May back.Surely what should have happened was
    that Weir should have gone up to partner Duffy with May and Jobby
    on either wing with Cadette knocking in the debris.Stirling were hardly
    going to be a threat to a three man defence.
178.6Bairns do it againPAKORA::SWRIGHTMon Aug 23 1993 18:0228
Tom McQueen missed a penalty but the opening goal came just minutes after
from a McCall free-kick which was chipped deep into the Albion box and
forced over the line by Neil Duffy. McCall was involved with the second
goal when Richard Cadette blasted the ball into the net from McCall's corner.
Albion managed to keep it tight at the back and settled for 2-0. it should
have been a lot more than just the 2 goals. There was a crowd of just over 
4000 at Brockvill to see The Bairns stay at the top of the first division
for another week.


 
                      DIVISION 1

                 P W D L F A W D L F A  Pt
FALKIRK......... 3 2 0 0 5 2 1 0 0 5 1  6
Airdrie......... 3 2 0 0 5 0 1 0 1 1 0  6
Clydebank....... 3 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 6 2  6
Ayr............. 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 1 1  4
Hamilton........ 3 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 2 5  3
Dumbarton....... 3 1 0 1 5 4 0 0 1 0 2  2
Stirling Albion. 3 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 1 4  2
Brechin......... 3 1 0 1 2 2 0 0 1 0 1  2
St Mirren....... 3 0 1 1 2 3 0 1 0 0 0  2
Clyde........... 3 1 0 1 2 2 0 0 1 0 3  2
Morton.......... 3 0 0 1 1 5 0 1 1 3 4  1
Dunfermline..... 3 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 2 2 4  0

178.7Geaz yer loudest NAW...!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTWed Aug 25 1993 11:204
    Falkirk take on Hearts tonight in the Cup game , this is about
    the 2nd or 3rd year in a row that the two teams have met in the cup,
     and as usual they will get beat  *:@)... but you never know... 
    we did take 6 goals off them at brockvill last season .... 
178.8@�@PAKORA::SWRIGHTThu Aug 26 1993 09:145
    Hearts 0    Falkirk 1
    
               
    The Jambo's are out of the Cup.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
178.9PAKORA::SWRIGHTTue Aug 31 1993 21:436
    Hamilton 1  Falkirk 1




    Latest in the Cup....  � time---  Dundee United 1    Falkirk 0
178.10Bus furra cupKIRKTN::DMILNETue Aug 31 1993 23:064
    Latest score 3-3 extra time being played
    
    
    8*)
178.11Oot!KIRKTN::AMILLARAnd some late news just in...Tue Aug 31 1993 23:186
    
    Cancel the bus....
    
    United won on penalties.
    
    
178.12NaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawPAKORA::SWRIGHTMon Sep 06 1993 08:529
   Falkirk 0    Clydebank 4


    Well Falkirk were well humped on Saturday... Well done Clydebank.
    Again the Falkirk defense showed how Gash they are, Ian McCall must
    be nominated as "Numpty" of the match award, He should have had a
    Clydebank top on and a pair of Wet Wet Wet underpants...  *:@)
    
    Oh well...!! there's always next Saturday   *:@)
178.13AYOV11::EWHITEMon Sep 06 1993 15:5531
Falkirk 0, Clydebank 4.
With the sun shining over central Scotland on Saturday the 4th 
of September there was little TEMPTATION for the 4442 folks to miss
this top of the table encounter between the Bairns and the Bankies.
At 2.55pm the heroes of midweek were met with much applause from the
home crowd. After 20 minutes of attacking football it was a SWEET 
LITTLE MYSTERY to the crowd how the Bairns could have put 3 past 
the men from Tannadice in midweek. Mr Caddet looked the most 
dangerous player and could have scored a goal or two had he A LITTLE 
HELP FROM HIS FRIENDS. 
Two counter attack goals for the visitors in the first half resulted
in the home team going in at half time WISHING THEY WERE LUCKY.
In the second half the Bankies football really began to flow and 
there was no way Mr Parks and co were going to HOLD BACK THE RIVER.
The Bankies attack responded well to this SWEET SURRENDER and rounded
off this game with two well taken goals from the ex Man Utd and 
Rangers players. After recent displays like this it is evident that 
Mr Flannigan wasn't realeased from Ibrox because of his footballing 
abilities. Well this was the first time I've returned from 
Brockville without getting WET WET WET but then again its a funny 
old game. With their new sponsorship (can't remember the name of
the band) the Bankies have set the pace for Falkirk and Airdrie.

One major conselation to the Brockville faithful is that Steedman's 
law states that a team will not be promoted from the 1st division
unless they get a good tanning off the Bankies. St Johnstone did it
(0-4 in 90-91), Dundee dit it (0-3 in 91-92) and Raith enjoyed it 
so much they did it twice (0-3 and 1-4 in 92-93). Saturday's result 
surely makes Falkirk a good bet for Premier league football next
season.
    
178.14But where was Ken??AYOV11::AARNOTTMon Sep 06 1993 16:316
    Re -1
    
    Nice one,Erich...how's the electric shock therapy coming along??
    
    8-))
    
178.15TAKE SOME 'O' YONPAKORA::SWRIGHTThere its...!!!Sat Sep 11 1993 18:065
    Falkirk 2    Airdrie 1
    
       HT 0-1
    
    2 points for the bairns after there humping last week....!!!
178.16Toffee...!!KURMA::SWRIGHTThere its...!!!Wed Sep 15 1993 05:319
    Ayr United 0     Falkirk 3
                     (Duffy,Cadette,May)
    
    
    
    Another 2 points in the bag for the Bairns, Falkirk have came back
    well after the Scrubbing  the "Wet Wet Wet" boys gave us... Lets hope
    they keep it up..!!
                    
178.17exAYOV11::KMCCLELLANDThe Honest TruthWed Sep 15 1993 07:405
    Slight correction required - Duffer did not score any legitimate goals
    ,some big hoofer called McLaughlin headed the first. Duffy was subbed
    after about 15-20 mins.
    
    	Kev...
178.18Take some 'o' Yon...!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTThere its...!!!Sun Sep 19 1993 21:357
    Dumbarton 0      Falikirk 1
                     (McLaughlin)
    
    
    1 point off Clydebank as they got beat on Saturday by Brechin City
    .... Looks like the bubbles burst......    *:@)
         
178.19FFCKURMA::SWRIGHTThere its...!!!Sun Sep 26 1993 11:4832
Falkirk 2     St Mirren 0

(Drinkel 27,48)


Falkirk go back up to the top of the First Division after Airdrie gave
The Wet Wet Wet boys a good seeing to, Kevin Drinkell got both of Falkirk's
goals, The first in 27 minutes from a cross from Eddie May which Drinkell
headed in the back of the net, The second came as Cadette juggled the ball 
in front of the goal and Drinkell finished it off, Fullarton and Orr were
booked and quite rightly so as they are dirty Paisley.....Roughians..
Just ask any Hearts supporter, There were over 4500 at Brockville yesterday
which seems to be quite a regular attendance figure.


                           First Division
                           **************
               P  W  D  L  F  A  W  D  L  F  A   Pt

FALKIRK        9  4  0  1  9  7  3  1  0 10  2   15
Clydebank      9  3  0  1  7  3  4  0  1 13  5   14
Airdrie        9  5  0  0 12  3  2  0  2  6  6   14
Stirling Alb   9  4  0  0  8  1  1  1  3  7 10   11  
Dumbarton      9  2  1  2  6  5  2  0  2  5  5    9
Ayr            9  1  1  2  3  6  3  0  2  5  3    9
Dunfermline    9  2  0  2 10  8  1  1  3  5  7    7
Hamilton       9  1  2  1  5  5  1  1  3  3 10    7
St Mirren      9  1  1  3  4  8  1  1  2  4  6    6
Morton         9  2  1  1  8  9  0  1  4  3 13    6
Brechin        9  3  0  3  4  6  0  1  3  2  5    5
Clyde          9  2  1  2  5  5  0  0  4  3  9    5

178.20Not so goooood..8-(PAKORA::JOWENSMon Oct 04 1993 17:4313
    
     Update on the Bairns fortunes isn't so good.  Last Wednesday they
    managed to lose to bottom club Clyde in possibly the worst game I've
    ever seen.  Wimbledon would've looked silky compared to some of that
    crap.  Clyde snuck the winner with around 15 minutes left.
    
     Saturdays game at Brechin finished goalless and according to reports
    was as bad as the previous one.  
    
     Still close to the top and I'm sure the Fifers will play the lads back
    into form on Saturday.
    
      John.
178.21PAKORA::SWRIGHTBeavis and ButtheadTue Oct 19 1993 21:285
    Falkirk 2    Ayr 0
    
    
    Good to get 2 point after a string of bad games, It should have been
    more than 2 goals....more like 6... !!!!
178.22PAKORA::SWRIGHTBeavis and ButtheadTue Oct 26 1993 08:4611
    Airdrie 1      Falkirk 1
    (Who cares)     (Duffy )



    Well this was the worst game Ive seen in a long time, Both teams were
    as bad as each other, But Airdrie get the most Oscars for there Petty
    time wasting and play acting, The Ref was a disgrace and should be 
    banished to School boy level...... I Was Impressed with the state of
    the art Toilet facilities at Broomfield .... What do you do if you 
    need a number 2.....????
178.23Can you here the Fifers sing..!!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTBeavis and ButtheadThu Oct 28 1993 09:539
    Falkirk 4   Dunfermline 1
    
    
    
    This was a better looking Falkirk Side than Saturday's effort, Falkirk
    dominated Most of the game and sent the Fifers home with there tails
    between there legs, Richard Cadette got a hat-trick and Drinkel got
    the fourth, The draw for the next round of the cup will be made this
    morning. 
178.24Falkirk's First Four For ForthbankKIRKTN::SLAINGTue Nov 02 1993 14:067
    Stirling 3 Falkirk 4
    
    Falkirk's first game at Forthbank produced a feast of goals.However 
    the Bairns could have had 5 before halftime and another 5 or 6 after
    the break.Stirling had four breakaways and scored 3 of them.
    Somebody is due a real tanking.......Meadowbank tonight?????
    
178.25SCORERS KIRKTN::SLAINGTue Nov 02 1993 14:115
    Sorry,forgot to add scorers at Stirling.
    
    Cadette,Weir,Drinkell and Duffy
    
    Waters and Trialist scored for Stirling.....
178.26C'mon t'Bairns.PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDThe World's Greatest LoaferTue Nov 02 1993 23:149
    
    B & Q Cup Semi-Final
    
    Falkirk 3  Meadowbank 2
    
    I heard that Falkirk came from 2 nil down,and their scorers were 
    Cadette (2) and May.Falkirk will play St.Mirren in the Final.
    
    Anybody know where and when the final will be played?
178.27Not Another Final:I was at one in '57KIRKTN::SLAINGWed Nov 03 1993 15:5811
    Final to be played Sunday 5th December venue T.B.A.(Record)
    My personal favourite would be Ibrox but it will probably be
    Firhill or Fir Park
	Incidentally,the Sun boldly informs us that this is Falkirk's first
    B & Q cup final....ignoring the fact that this is the first time we've
    been it.(The lastr two years we've been in our rightful place in the
    Premier League
       Also note that Richie is now the Top Scorer in Scotland with 14
    goals....and if he would start putting away his chances he would be
    giving Super Ally's total of last season a fright.
    
178.28I saw him do it officer :-)KIRKTN::CPATRICKHere we go againWed Nov 03 1993 19:5212
    
    re-1........
    
    just a few points to make....
    
     1:: If Falkirk's rightful place is in the Premier league, why then are 
         they in the 1st division. ???
    
     2:: Falkirk were knocked out in the 1st round of the B & Q cup
         by Raith Rovers in season 90/91 3-0 at Brockville. ???
    
     SQF Jambo #1 
178.29Touch ane touch aweKURMA::SWRIGHTBeavis and ButtheadFri Nov 05 1993 02:457
    Saturdays fixture..
    
    
    
    Falkirk  v's  Hamilton Accies
    
    Should be another 2 points for the bairns...... Maybe..!!
178.30Final Final DateKIRKTN::SLAINGFri Nov 05 1993 17:133
    Just heard;B & Q cup final is to be at Fir Park Motherwell on 12th of
    December.Motherwell are playing Rangers on the 4th and are loathe to
    let us on their cabbage patch the day after.
178.31Help Ma Boab...Jings Crivens.. 3-3KURMA::SWRIGHTBeavis and ButtheadSun Nov 07 1993 01:2926
    Falkirk 3       Hamilton 3

    (Cadette 2      (Duffield,Campbell
     Drinkell)       Napier)



    Hamilton went 1 up near the end of the first half with a goal  
    from Duffield, 6 min's in to the second half Hamilton made it
    2-0 with a goal from Campbell, Falkirk look dodgey at this stage
    and looked like they were in for a Hammering from the Accies,
    This must have been John (Yogi) Hughes unlucky day as he had 2 headers 
    cleared off the line and another hit the post, It took until the 
    73 minute before Falkirk got there first goal from Richard Cadette,
    Three minutes later Napier scored for the Accies to make it 3-1,
    It was looking like it was going to be a Scrubbing for Falkirk.
    Minutes later Falkirk were back in the game and once more Cadette
    Scored with a header to make it 3-2, It was 4 minutes from the end
    that Kevin Drinkell got the Equaliser to claw back a point, Falkirk
    have had quite a few shaky games recently and will need to tighten
    up at the back as they are conceding too many goals.

    Richard Cadette now has 16 goals under his belt this season.. 

    
    Stav.
178.32WE're Blue;We're White,.....KIRKTN::SLAINGMon Nov 08 1993 16:5423
    In answer to point no 1 :-
    
    				i) Ask the clown of a ref at our game
    				   against Motherwell who turned our season 
    				   upside down.
    
    				ii)See also results against Premier
    				   opposition this year 0-1 v Hearts &
    				   3-3 after extra time v D.U.F.C. both in
    				   the League Cup.
    
    				iii)See last league match v Hearts 6-0
    				    I reckon that makes it 8-0 over the two
    				    last legs as away goals count double.
    
    
    In answer to point no 2:-
    
    
    My "Wee Red Book" doesn't show any winner for that season and therefore
    it didn't take place.Besides we were concentrating on promotion that
    year as opposed to this year when we are doing our best to avoid it!!!!
    
178.33I'm not a ref:I play the piano in a brothel!PAKORA::SLAINGWed Nov 10 1993 14:0514
    		Clydebank 1  :: Falkirk 1
    
    Once again Falkirk dominated play in the first half only to see a DUFFY
    strike being countered by a late equaliser from Clydebank.
      The second half was more even with Falkirk looking for a winner and
    Bankies trying to hit on the break.
    	The main talking point of the evening was,however,Referee Crombie's
    interpretation of the laws.Apparently spending all night kicking lumps
    out of small black centre forwards doesn't merit a booking but
    complaining because somebody kicks the ball away is......
      Ah,well I suppose Crombie will be invited to the SFA Xmas dinner this
    year by the Steedmans.
    
    
178.34Lets hear itKIRKTN::CPATRICKWe DON'T need no educationThu Nov 11 1993 08:0926
    RE.32...
    
    1st of all, here are the results from the B & Q cup that was never
    played in season 90/91...
    
    Semi Final's 
    
    Kilmarnock 0 Dundee 2
    Ayr Utd    2 Clyde  0
    
    Final
    
    Ayr Utd 2      Dundee 3    (att 11,800)
    McAllister     Dodds (3)
    Smythe
    
    As for the 6-0 defeat handed to Hearts by falkirk last season,
    we had already amassed enough points to take us to Europe (although
    be it through the back door) and were just taking it easy, as do 
    succesful teams at the end of season.
    Yourselfes however, were preparing for the 1st Division and all your
    players were fighting for a place in the 11 that were going to
    Fort William for the weekend as an end of season treat. 
                        
    
     SQF Jambo
178.35AYOV11::KMCCLELLANDThe Honest TruthThu Nov 11 1993 08:437
    Sorry Colin.
    
    The B&Q Cup was not contested in season 90/91.
    
    That was the Centenary Cup. The B&Q Cup was the follow up.
    
    Kev...
178.36Mojo...KIRKTN::CPATRICKWe DON'T need no educationThu Nov 11 1993 09:478
    
    Kev....
    
    Thankyou for pointing that out to me...
    I was going by what Sal told me, as I dont really take much notice
    of 1st/2nd division cups at the moment..  :-)   
    
     SQF Jambo#1
178.37Lead welly's away...PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowThu Nov 11 1993 11:144
    re -1
    
    
    Sid...... Asheeeesh sheeeeesh....
178.38We're in Europe;there's a war going on.PAKORA::SLAINGThu Nov 11 1993 16:034
    To No 1 Jambo(what are you doing in this conference anyway):-
    Your Manager was taking it so easy he gave up the following week and 
    became a bhoy......at least he lasted longer in Europe than snow on a 	
    dike;unlike some teams 
178.39Tricky DickyPAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowSat Nov 13 1993 11:274
    It was reported in yestedays PUN that Richard Cadette has been made an
    offered to play in Japan for Hiroshima as the Japaneese were impressed
    with tricky-dicky. Its big bucks out there so I think he will jump
    at the chance, Better than staying in StenhouseMuir I suppose..!!
178.40Yet Another WinKIRKTN::SLAINGThu Nov 18 1993 12:3512
    		Falkirk 2    Brechin 0
    
    Goals came from Duffy( a cracker of a shot from outside the box) and
    Coco MacDonald (hard drive into a melee of players;deflected into the
    net.)
    We had to work hard for this win.However we are now Top of The League
    and two points are two points.Clydebank are going down like a WET WET
    WET balloon.
     Biggest laugh at Brockville was Yogi being named man of the match.
    
    Tickets and transport available from the Roman Bar for Fir Park
    (12/12/93) Names ASAP  
178.41NawwwwwKIRKTN::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowSun Nov 21 1993 23:333
    Re -1
    
    The Roman Bar...!!!   I think ill just take the motor   *:@))
178.42Brockville's Battling Bairns Beat Beastly Bully-weeMASALA::SLAINGFri Nov 26 1993 16:5611
    		Clyde 0 Falkirk 2 (Duffy)
    
    This match held over from Saturday to allow me to see the All Blacks v
    Scotland,was played on a cold Tuesday in Hamilton.
       Once again the Bairns were all over the opposition without putting
    the goals in.
      Neil Duffy got two;the first a shot that was going wide till the left
    back tried to clear it;thesecond a speculative back-header from a Weir
    long throw.I believe that he was actually trying to head it back to
    Kevin Drinkell....anyway,they all count the same.
    
178.43And Anotherr Point.....MASALA::SLAINGFri Dec 10 1993 17:1914
    			Falkirk 1(Hughes)  Dumbarton 1 (Mooney)
    
    Once again Falkirk were all over inferior opposition only for them to 
    break-away and score.This left us chasing the game again.
     Their goal was down to a powder-puff free kick from Hughes going to
    one of their guys who interpassed and scored. Our goal was a great
    header from Hughes.
      How I wish we had brought Oliver on for short spell.We have missed
    him in defence.Hughes always leaves me feeling uneasy,he is liable to
    be inconsistant.Oliver could have been a great asset in this weeks 
    B & Q cup final.
      I would also like to see Davie Weir played just behind Drinkell and
    Cadette.  
    
178.44Mr Blobby's a BairnKURMA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowMon Dec 13 1993 07:577
    Falkirk 3   St Mirren 0
    
    (Duffy,Cadette,Yogi)
    
    
    
    B&Q cup winners...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
178.45Touch Ane touch Awe.. !!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowWed Dec 22 1993 19:5112
    Ayr United 0     Falkirk 3    (Saturdays result)
    
    So that makes it   Faklirk 8   Ayr United 0   so far ...   *:@))
    
    
    
    Falkirk play Dunfermline on Monday which should be a good Top of the 
    table clash.... Falkirk still have 2 games in hand over Dunfermline 
    which are St Mirren and Morton and should be 4 points in the bag. *:@)
    My prediction for Monday is Falkirk 2 Dunfermline 1
    
    SQF Bairn. 
178.46I don't think so .KIRKTN::SROBINSIs this wit life is all aboutThu Dec 23 1993 11:118
       Re-  4 points in the bag, sounds a very confident man.
            
            Falkirk may have 2 games in hand but the Pars have the points
            in the bag already.Never count your chickens before they hatch.
    
        Falkirk 1 - Dunfermline 2  on Monday night.
    
     SQF Par. 
178.47Away the Bairns..!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowThu Dec 23 1993 20:074
    Lets hope its a repeat of the 4-1 Humping back in October when
    Tricky Dicky scored a hat-trick ...  *:@)))
    
    SQF Bairn.
178.48YOU MUST BE MAD.KIRKTN::SROBINSIs this wit life is all aboutWed Dec 29 1993 22:067
      
    
          Na chance dreamer boy.....:@ )... @  @
                                             L
                                           \----/
    
         SQF Par. 
178.49Take some 'o' that..PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowFri Jan 07 1994 01:3210
    Falkirk 1   St Mirren 3


    Well looks like I counted my chickens before they hatched, Falkirk
    were well humped and looked like they were recovering from hang-overs.
    Didn't think much about the Racial taunts the Paisley scum were giving
    Richard cadette AGAIN as they do in every game we play them. 2 points
    to St Mirren but we got the B&Q Cup/Decanter....
    
    SQF Bairn. 
178.50Dean's must go..!!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowSun Jan 09 1994 23:387
    Hamilton Accies 1    Falkirk 1
     (Patel)           (Cadette)
    
    
    Falkirk needed to take the 2 points but settled for 1 point, Again 
    so many chances missed and That goal puts Richard Cadette on his 18th
    so far, Next game is Home to Morton on Tuesday night. 
178.51Good night MortonPAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowFri Jan 14 1994 10:0910
    Falkirk 5   Morton 1
    
    4-0 HT
    
    
    Another humping for Morton....   *:@)   This is the second time Falkirk
    have won 5-1 against morton..!!  
    
    
    SQF Bairn
178.52Riviting game or what..!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowSun Jan 16 1994 07:544
    Falkirk 0  Clydebank 0
    
    
    A game of 2 �'s...!!!
178.53Mid-week gamePAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowSat Jan 22 1994 19:556
    Falikirk 2    Dunfermline 0
    
    
    
    
    
178.54PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowSat Jan 22 1994 19:5810
    Morton 1   Falkirk 1


    Falkirk were lucky not to drop 2 points today, Thanks to Morton scoring
    an OG for us  *:!@), Morton played well and deserve the score line and
    were unlucky not to win.....but as they say  "Its a funny old game)
    
    
    
    SQF Bairn
178.55Scary....!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowMon Jan 31 1994 08:465
    Stranraer 2   Falkirk 1
    
    
    
    Oot the Cup...!!!!!!!!!!!!
178.56Touch ane touch awe.....PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowMon Feb 07 1994 20:0515
    Falkirk 0  Airdrie 0



    Falkirk played pretty bad and were lucky to get away with a 0-0 draw,
    Davie Kirkwood missed a sitter for Airdrie and sent it over the bar.
    Richard Cadette didn't get many chances as Gus Ceaser was on his back
    (Physically) and pulling his shirt which he got away with all through 
    the match, The ref and Lines man were like a comedy duo.... Anyway
    It gave us 1 point to take us back level at the top with Dunfermline         
    who were beaten 1-0 by Stirling Albion but Dunfermline have a better
    goal difference.
    
    
    SQFBairn
178.57Take yon...PAKORA::SWRIGHTThe Day the world turned Day-GlowWed Feb 16 1994 08:297
    Last nights result...
    
    
    Falkirk 3   Stirling Albion 1
    
    
    Falkirk now go top of the First Division.
178.58Touch ane Touch AwePAKORA::SWRIGHTAw Naw....I canny get the top off....Sun Mar 20 1994 08:266
        Falkirk 2    Ayr United 0

    (Shaw,Oliver)


    Falkirk still 1 point ahead of Dunfermline at the top.
178.59Promotion....but of course.PAKORA::SLAINGSat Mar 26 1994 22:0726
    Falkirk 1  Fifers 1
    
    (Shaw)     (O'Boyle-Yer-Heid)
    
    A 13,000+ crowd enjoyed an entertaining game in the
    sunshine.Dunfermline,much as it goes against the grain,fully deserved
    their first half lead,and at times were playing attractive football 
    with the Bairns defence holding out and a few chances coming to
    Falkirk.
      J.J. must have given the team pelters at half-time,as the blue
    dynamite,started playing better.Having said that,we were only in the
    game because of some terrific saves by Parks. 
      We got a goal back in the middle of the second half,and from then on
    I feel we were the better team.
       For me,the man-of-the-match was Davie Weir.I can't see us holding on
    to him for much longer,particularly if the Deans are going to Asset	
    Strip,as I believe they will.
       Yogi getting booked is not such a disaster as the MEEJA would have
    us believe.I reckon Olly is much better alongside McLaughlan.I always 
    get a panic attack when Yogi tries to play football.
       To prove my point,remember the games at the beginning of the season
    when Yogi was out and Olly was playing in a sweeper role.We were doing
    much better.Then Oliver was out for a while and Yogi came back.
    	Anyway,today's result was much better for Falkirk than the Pars
    (Have you ever noticed how Pars rhymes with A***)z
    strip,as I believe they 
178.60PAKORA::SWRIGHTTue Mar 29 1994 23:3110
    Falkirk 1        Morton 0
    
    (Steady Eddie)
    
    
    
    Falkirk stay top by 1 point as the Dunfermline result was
    Clydebank 0  Dunfermline 1, Still a close race .....
    
    Archie McFisty.
178.61THEN YOU WERE SECONDKIRKTN::EWOOTTONTue Apr 05 1994 04:1210
     The PARS return to the top of the league due to thier superior goal
    difference (highest goal scorers in Europe).
     Now is the time for the Bairns to do what all bairns do best....
    GREET.!
     We played c--p against our bogey team but still managed a 2-1 victory
    therefor all I can say maybe see you in the Premier league in the 1995-
    96 season thats if you can hang onto your only two strikers.. mind you 
    they are good..
    
    Eric The Par.
178.62PAKORA::SWRIGHTTue Apr 26 1994 23:094
    St Mirren 0     Falkirk 3
    
    
    
178.63Come on the Airdrie......!!!KIRKTN::SWRIGHTSat Apr 30 1994 21:3518
                Stirling Albion 0    Falkirk 1
                                     (McGowan)

    Falkirk clinch another 2 point today in the race for the Title, Next
    week we play Clydebank then Hamilton in the last game of the season,
    Maybe the Fifers Bottle will go just like last year....  



    Dunfermline were yet again put under pressure when "BRECHIN" 
    equalized in 70th odd minute to make it 1-1 but the Fifers managed
    to scrape 2 points after making it 2-1 against the "bottom" of the league
    "Relegated" Brechin at "Home".....!!!!  Lets hope Airdrie can do the
    Bizz next week....!!     
    
    *:@)))                           
                          
                                                           
178.64PAKORA::ISUTHERLANDI'll be forever blue...Mon May 02 1994 13:275
    
    Steve,
    	It's Hamilton on Saturday at home,with Clydebank away the following
    week.Dunfermline are at home to Clyde for their last game,so Airdrie
    will need to do the biz.
178.65PAKORA::SWRIGHTSun May 08 1994 15:4930
        Falkirk 3   Hamilton 0     Att:4000

        Hughes, May                H-T 1-0
        Shaw            


    Falkirk go top 2 points clear of Dunfermline, All on the last game,
    looks like the Fifers have bottled it for a second year in a row..
    


                       HOME   goals      AWAY  goals 
                  P  W   D  L  F  A    W  D  L  F  A   Pts
    FALKIRK      43  16  4  2 47 16   10  9  2 33 15   65
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Dunfermline  43  17  2  2 56 18   11  5  6 32 17   63
    Airdrie      43   9  9  4 28 18   10  5  6 27 19   52
    Clydebank    43  11  4  6 29 27    7  9  6 26 20   49 
    Hamilton     43  12  5  4 41 19    6  7  9 23 34   48
    St Mirren    43  10  3  9 30 25   10  5  6 30 30   48
    Ayr          43   6  8  7 20 27    8  6  8 22 24   42 
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Dumbarton    43   5  8  9 25 29    6  6  9 22 28   36
    Stirling     43   7  6  8 23 27    6  3 13 18 38   35             
    Clyde        43   6  7  9 18 20    4  5 12 17 33   32
    Morton       43   3 11  7 21 26    3  6 13 22 46   29  
    Brechin      43   4  3 15 13 34    1  4 16 14 47   17 



178.66TartsPAKORA::DGAMBLESSat May 14 1994 22:238
    
     In the absence of Mr Wright.....
    
           AAAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH...
    
       Bint, Tarts, Shaggin' and the unforgettable Shammy -(__?__).
                                                               
                          Ya Fife  Shammie's.
178.67Could your grapes be sour ???8*)PAKORA::GMCDONALDThe United Men of AyrSat May 14 1994 23:461
    
178.68Falkirk Bairns.....!!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTSun May 15 1994 21:119
                    FALKIRK FC, DIVISION 1 CHAMPIONS
                 *************************************
    
    
    Well what a day it must have been for you Fifers.....!!
    Better luck next season ......   *:@)))))))))
    
    
    
178.69Better Late Than Never....ASDG::JOHNSONWed May 18 1994 21:5414
Congrats to the Bairns on a job well done and well wish-
es for next season. As a Yank I was fortunate enough to
be at the Bairns' last game in the Premier against the
Rangers (2-1 to the Rangers) and enjoyed Falkirk's play.
Now that the Premier is cutting back to 10 teams makes
Falkirk's task to stay up a tough challange. Is Jim
Jeffries staying on as manager? How about Richard
Cadette - will he be staying? And how is your goalkeep-
ing fairing....I saw Ian Westwater play but I haven't
kept up with any roster changes.......

Roll on to the 94-95 Premier Season...

Jerry
178.70Jambo's need a keeper and a midfield and a defence etc etc etcKIRKTN::CPATRICKThe Money is in the bankWed May 18 1994 22:369
    re-1
    
    Jim Jeffries will be staying on as manager of Falkirk,but Richard
    Cadette will be moving,as he wants to play back in England (personel
    reasons).On the goal keeping front, I think Falkirk should start
    looking for another keeper as they will need better than Westwater & Co
    to survive next season.
    
     SQF Jambo #1
178.71Falkirk BEARn.KURMA::ISUTHERLANDI'll be forever blue...Thu May 19 1994 10:596
    
    Falkirk's goalkeeper is now Tony Parks.(Spurs' hero in the 1984 UEFA
    Cup Final).
    Westwater is now back at Dunfermline,via Dundee.Falkirk got Ristic
    and McGowan + cash from Dundee for Westy and Duffy.Hope this is of
    some help.
178.72Who's Ian Westwater..?? *:@) MASALA::SWRIGHTSun May 22 1994 10:011
    
178.73KIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno co co colaTue Aug 02 1994 22:248
    Last nights result from the Stirlingshire Cup
    
    
    
    Falkirk 2   Dumbarton 1
    
    
    
178.74JJ's a Bairn...!!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno co co colaWed Aug 10 1994 15:048
    Falkirk play Celtic on Saturday at Brockville on the first game of the
    new Premier League season, The last time  these 2 teams met there was
    a barrel load of goals scored (3-4  and 4-5 ) Celtic coming out on tops
    both times, Hopefully this game will produce lots of goals and a win
    for the bairns  *:@))))
    
    
    
178.75TICKET FOR SALE....!!!MASALA::SWRIGHTUno co co colaThu Aug 11 1994 12:1715
                     *****************
                     Falkirk vs Celtic          
                     *****************
                     
                    Saturday 13th August

                      TICKET FOR SALE
                     *****************


        1 Ticket for sale for the Hope Street End, 8 quid 
    
    
    
         Contact.. PAKORA::SWRIGHT
178.76The Fat Lady Signs...MASALA::SWRIGHTWhats the colour of MoneyFri Aug 12 1994 09:565
    Steve (Bagio) Fulton    Signed for falkirk yesterday, The Fat one will
    be playing against his old club Tomorrow, 150 000 was the figure I
    think.
    
     
178.77PAKORA::SWRIGHTWhats the colour of MoneyThu Aug 18 1994 23:0316
    Falkirk 1       Celtic 1

    (McNumpty)      (Walker)



    Falkirk were missing 5 or 6 Key players on Saturday but still managed 
    to put on a good performance, Apart from McCall... Again McCall proved
    to be a handicap for Falkirk by consistently Giving the ball away and
    Bottling out of tackles. Steve Fulton made his debut and had a very
    good game, Big Yogi went over on his ankle with about 10 Min's to go
    and will be out for quite a few games, He will be missed as he played 
    well on Saturday. Wasn't very impressed with Celtic but its was only the 
    First game of the season. 
                    
    
178.78Levi Pokey Beard a good looking Montrose Man...!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTWhats the colour of MoneyThu Aug 18 1994 23:2220
             Falkirk 1      Montrose 1

    (Falkirk won 5-4 on Penalty's)



    All credit to Montrose who had a great game against Falkirk on Tuesday,
    It was 0-0 at half time and neither side looked like scoring, Montrose 
    scored first in the second half and it looked like Falkirk were on
    there way out when Cadette scored with about 7 min's to go, Falkirk
    were awarded a Penalty with about 2 min's to go but the Big Montrose 
    Keeper saved it well, Into extra time we went,  Montrose were tiring   
    but managed to hold Falkirk off. Ian McCall ... what can I say... 
    This guy should have had a Montrose top on... (It was a Belter of a
    strip they were wearing) Or own SQF storeman Derek Grant was marking 
    Richard Cadette and had a good game. Falkirk were very lucky and
    Face Rangers at Ibrox in the next round.
    
    
    
178.79Bring on the Gers..!! *:@)KIRKTN::SWRIGHTWhats the colour of MoneySat Aug 20 1994 20:2816
    

           Aberdeen 2   Falkirk 2

           Booth ???    McDonald,Cadette



    Didn't Manage to get up to Aberdeen for this game but going by reports
    on TV and Radio Falkirk Should have taken the 3 points, Falkirk were
    the first to score then Aberdeen made it 1-1, Falkirk then Made it
    1-2 but Aberdeen scored with about 5 Min's to go.  Another good
    performance form The Bairns, Lets hope we can keep it up, Falkirk
    Face Partick Thistle at Brockville on Saturday.
    
    
178.80Latest on the signingsKIRKTN::SWRIGHTPenthouse and PavementFri Aug 26 1994 14:179
    Falkirk are still trying to sign Colin Cramb, The player was at
    Brockville yesterday to have more talks with the club, Partick
    Thistle are also interested in signing him.
    
    Falkirk also signed Jock McStay (Paul McStay's cousin) who was on a
    Free transfer from Raith Rovers.
    
    
    
178.81Bring on Rangers..!!!!!!!!KIRKTN::SWRIGHTPenthouse and PavementSun Aug 28 1994 09:0527
    
    Falkirk 2           Plastic Whistle 1

    (Fulton)            (Grant)  
    (Cadette)


    Falkirk Dominated for most of the first half until Rodgerme Grant
    scored just before the � time interval, Falkirk should have had a
    penalty in the first half when wee Tricky was brought down in the box 
    but it was disallowed, Thistle had most of the play at the start of the
    second half and things were not looking good for the Bairns, Then
    Tricky Cadette was again pulled down in the box and a penalty was
    given. Steve Fulton fired the ball into the back of the net and it was
    all level, Falkirk then started to put the pressure on and when the 
    Thistle goalkeeper dropped the ball after a fumbled save Cadette was
    there to grab the winner.

    Colin Cramb signed on Friday but could not play as there was a mix-up 
    with his papers, Im also glad to say that Ian (Numpty) McCall was on
    the bench where he deserved to be, Jock McStay was also a sub.
    
    After Rangers Gubbing yesterday things look good for Falkirk for 
    Wednesday nights cup game at Ibrox. Falkirk are now 4th in the table 
    and 1 point behind Rangers, Early days but a good start anyway.
    
    Archie McFisty.  
178.82Bring on the Don'sMASALA::SWRIGHTSat Sep 03 1994 21:0821
    

    Rangers 1       Falkirk 2

   (Laudrup)       (Cadette X2)



    Excellent win for Falkirk on Wednesday night, Falkirk dominated the
    first half of the game and went in at � time 0-1 up, Laudrup scored in
    the 2nd half and looked pretty sharp, Tony Parks had a excellent game
    and saved Falkirks skin on quite a few occasions, After Cadette made it
    1-2 Eddie May was too greedy with the ball and missed a sitter.
    The Rangers Fans above us were Spitting Tea/Juice/Coffee down on us and
    a couple of pies also made there way down as well, I think they will
    have to get this Idea of having just to turn up and the games won and 
    start to accept defeat and get used to it...!!!  
    
    

     
178.83Victory for the Bairns..MASALA::SWRIGHTThu Sep 08 1994 22:5711
    
    Falkirk play bottom of the table Kilmarnock on Saturday at Rugby Park,
    Falkirk look favorites for this match as there last few results have
    been very encouraging against Celtic,Aberdeen, Rangers.
    
    Anyone know what pubs the away supporters use as ive heard there
    are quite a few dodgey pubs (Well all of them almost) in Kilmarnock.???
    
    Prediction : Kilmarnock 1   Falkirk 3
    
     
178.84Give it a wide berthYELBUS::DSMITHIt's over the line...Thu Sep 08 1994 23:5218
    
    
    re .last
    
    "ive heard there are quite a few dodgey pubs (Well all of them almost)
     in Kilmarnock.???"
    
     Yes, that just about sums it up. Your best bet is to travel the extra
    10 miles or so to Ayr and have a few swallys in some of the better pubs
    in Ayrshire. It's only an extra 15 minutes or so onto your journey,
    you'll enjoy it more and will be able to converse with a better and
    more knowledgeable type of person.
    
     Danny.
    
    
    Better add the :-) incase the heathens from North Ayrshire take
    offence.
178.8511 then 10 then 9 and still got a point..!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTSun Sep 11 1994 18:1022
            Kilmarnock 1         Falkirk 1

        (Williamson)         (Cadette)



    Falkirk played cack in the first half and Killie had most of the play,
    It was about � hour into the game when Williamson made it 1-0 .
    Tony parks was sent off at the beginning of the second � for stopping
    McKee from scoring outside the box, They were about 10 yards off side
    before parks went for the ball and offside should have been given.

    Falikirk struggled on with "10 men" and with about 10 min's to go
    Cadette made it 1-1 and made a wee gesture to the Un savory looking
    gentlemen in the stand.....  With a few minutes to go Cramb and Black 
    were sent off needlessly by a inconsistent referee for having a go at 
    each other.Fulton and Co Co McDonald had a good game, Looks like McCall 
    will be in the reserves for a while now...thank god.. Still unbeaten in the
    league..... Bring on Rangers on Saturday...!!!!

    P.S  "The Killie Pie's" were minging....  *:@))
                                                         
178.86Falkirk vs RangersPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorWed Sep 14 1994 18:2110
    
    Falkirk take on Rangers at Brockville on Saturday Minus Tony Parks
    and Colin Cramb, Looks like Frank (Insert Your presonal Abuse)MacAvennie
    might be playing or on the bench this week, he will be on a month to
    month contract with the club. Hopefully we can do the damage on
    saturday as we did in the cup, either that or we will get hit with
    the wrath of Khan like the Jambo's did...... Watch this space..!!
    
    
    
178.87NawwwwPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorMon Sep 19 1994 21:5524
        Falikirk 0   Rangers 2

                     Boli, Laudrup
      


    Falkirk suffered with Tony Parks not playing in goal for this game as
    our reserve goalie is pretty crap, Davie Weir should not have been sent
    off as it was Durie who was Impeding Weir..!!   10 out of 10 for his
    Oscar winning Dive which lead to Weir being sent off , He did the same 
    thing earlier but changed his mind and decided not to dive as the
    camera was right in front of him just beside the right hand post, 
    Falkirk held Rangers off quite well during the first half and created 
    a few chances, I don,t think Rangers will get many games like this handed 
    on a plate to them... anyway.. we Got Humped 2-0 and thats that  *:@)  
    Why didn't they score a barrel load of goals against when we were down 
    to 10 then 9 men  ...???? 
    
    Our latest signing John Clark had quite a good debue, Frank MacAvennie
    came on late in the second half for Co Co Mcdonald but did'nt make much
    impact. We play Aberdeen on Wednesday in the Cup, Parks and Cramb will 
    be back but Weir and The Boy David will be out for this one.
    
                             
178.88Coz he's a Wanderer !PAKORA::JJACKTCBMon Sep 19 1994 23:4215
    
    Stav,
    
    I spoke to the Falkirk physio at a wedding on Saturday night, and he
    told me that he had a lot to do with John Clark signing on at Brockville.
    He's been best buddies with Clark since their days at Dundee United. He
    persauded Jim Jeffries that he'd be a good signing, as he would get him
    for �100,000 only four months after Stoke had paid �210,000 for him.
    The player has been unhappy down South & the English team were
    looking to off-load him for �175,000. Unfortunately, they told the
    player that he could go for 100K if an offer came in, and after a phone
    call to John (The physio) & a quick conflab with Jeffries, they duly
    stole him for �75,000 less than Stoke *REALLY* wanted !!
    
    
178.89PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorTue Sep 20 1994 21:076
    Heard on the radio this morning that Jim Jeffries will be sending Video
    evidence to the SFA about the Ref's decision to send Davie Weir off on
    Saturday, which lead to the goal and Fulton being sent off for loosing
    the head by trying to break Gordon The Divers legs.
    
    
178.90Farry doesn't watch TVKIRKTN::WHERSHAWWed Sep 21 1994 11:1511
    	Suspect it won't do much good.The SFA have stated on many occasions
    that they don't use video evidence,rightly or wrongly,on the basis that
    not all games are video taped.I've often wondered if the observer in
    the stand files his report on the game,before or after he's seen the
    highlights on TV mind you.Have to feel sorry for Weir all the
    same,having been at the game and now seen it on TV I'm still of the
    opinion that it was no more than two guys running flat out getting
    a bit tangled up.I also think it's unfair to accuse Durie of diving for
    the very same reason.Especially so given that if he hadn't stayed up
    following the keepers challenge earlier in the game it would almost
    certainly have been a penalty.Referee had a shocker though.
178.91Blue tinted Spectacle's alert...!!! *:@)PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorWed Sep 21 1994 22:533
    
    
    
178.92Naaaaw Were oot..!!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorWed Sep 21 1994 22:577
    Falkirk 1  Aberdeen 4
    
    
    Congratulations to Brian Rice on Scoring His first goal and the best 
    goal of the match, A pitty it was in his own Net..!!!
    
     
178.932-1KIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorMon Oct 03 1994 21:4421
    Falkirk 2        Hearts 1

    McLaughlin       Robertson
    McAvennie


    Nice wee win for the bairns after getting beat 1-0 by Dundee Utd last
    week , All Credit to the Jambo's who had us on the rails for the last 
    20 min's but failed to get the equaliser, Not one of our best games
    as the jambo's were on form and had loads of chances, Well done to big
    Frank on his first goal in the first team but Kissing the ref after it
    was a bit much   *:@))  


    The SQF Jambo (AKA Sid) was treated to some fine beer's first starting 
    at the Black Mill Inn (Carronshore) then on to the Graeme Hotel (Elliots) 
    up the town where he purchased a copy of "The Roar" as you got a 
    free "Yogi" Cut out doll on the back to put on your action man.
    Big Yogi should be back for the Motherwell game on Saturday.

                                       
178.94Bring on the Hibeeeeeeeeeeeee'sKIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorThu Oct 13 1994 09:2210
    Motherwell 5   Falkirk 3


    Didn't go to the game but by what ive been told I missed a good one,
    Falkirk blew it after going 2-3 up in the second � , The big 6ft 7
    Numpty in defense was suppose to be murder.... bring back big Joe...
    
    Hibs on Saturday .....


178.95KIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorFri Oct 21 1994 21:367
    Last saturdays result was
    
    
    Falkirk 0  Hibs 0
    
    
    Falkirk play Celtic at Hampden tomorrow..!!
178.96KIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSat Oct 22 1994 20:5116
    
    Celtic 0    Falkirk 2

                Henderson,Clark


    A good 3 points for Falkirk, Can't comment on the game as I wasn't
    there,
    But they said on the radio that Big Joe and Neil oliver played well at
    the back, John Clark and Nicky Henderson also played well....

    Falkirk did well as we don't have Richard Cadette as he's now with
    Millwall and MacAvennie has also left, Time for JJ to get the Cheque
    Book out and replace Cadette.
       

178.97Whit JJ ? 8*))MASALA::JJACKSun Oct 23 1994 06:093
    
    I'm noa getting my cheque book oot fur naeb-di !
    
178.98Money For CadettePAKORA::SLAINGWed Oct 26 1994 17:0410
    Re- Cadettes away:-
    
    I notice that he has scored twice for Millwall in the last two games
    He scored the equaliser against Wolves on Saturday at Molineaux and
    the first against Mansfield in the Coca Cola last night.
    If he can score regularly then maybe JJ won't have to get his chequebook
    out except to bribe refs (like others do.....)as he'll be able to use
    the money he gets from Millwall to buy somebody to score goals.Like the
    guy from Montrose ???
        
178.99asheesh sheeeshPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSat Oct 29 1994 07:4610
    <<as he'll be able to use the money he gets from Millwall to buy 
    somebody to score goals.Like the guy from Montrose ??? >>
    
    
    What.... Derek Grant the storeman.. ??
    
    
    
    *:@)
        
178.100Big Derek Grant (Peter's brother ?) 8*))PAKORA::JJACKSat Oct 29 1994 10:482
    
    Naw Steve, it's a goalscorer you need 8*)
178.101Partick v FalkirkPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSat Oct 29 1994 17:1214
    
    Plastick Whistle 1       Falkirk 2
    
    (??????)              (Clark, May)


    3 points in the bag, Thistle were first to score but Falkirk made
    it level 30 seconds later from a John Clark header, Eddie May made
    it 1-2 , Thistle had a man sent off for elbowing Big Joe M in the face.
    Aberdeen at home next week so hopefully we can give the sheep a run
    for there money...!!    Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    
    

178.102Score?PAKORA::SLAINGTue Nov 01 1994 17:062
    Get real, from what the storemen say Derek coundn't score in Danube
    Street.....Only kidding big yin.
178.103BaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSun Nov 06 1994 21:4022
    Falkirk 2         Aberdeen 1

    (Cramb,McGowan)   (F.Lossy)


    Falkirk played out of there skins on Saturday and showed an impressive
    performance against the sheep, Falkirk's defense kept Aberdeen at bay
    with big Joe, Davie Weir , Neil Oliver having a great game, Falkirk
    missed quite a few chances but Eddie May's overhead kick had it gone in 
    would have been a goal to remember, Tony Parks was taken off as he
    Was indured  and Billy Lamont came on, he didn't have much to do
    for the rest of the game as the defense made sure of that...
    Nicky Henderson and Colin McDonald had a great game , The ref was a bit
    dodgey and came away with some strange decisions.. ie Giving a free
    kick inside the penalty box after a Falkirk player was brought
    down...??   Blowing for a free kick then waving play on...???
    anyway.. another 3 points which takes us to 4th place in the league..
    
    Falkirk play Kilmarnock on Tuesday night....!!!
    


178.104Shadwell visits the museum !!!!!PAKORA::EMACDONALDNinty Five % Technique,5% PowerMon Nov 07 1994 01:4418
    
    Steve,
    
    	Not to take anything away from Falkirk's narrow win on Saturday
    	BUT.... It's not as if Aberdeen are a top quality side at the
        moment and I'm sure that when there injured players are fit,that
        will be the last points you will take this season from them.
    
    	I have also noticed, that in all your match reports for this season
    	not once have you had a good referee ????? I think Jim Jefferies
        and the board should be having a word with the SFA about this.
    
    	Ewan (Implants Finest)
        
    	P.S.
    		I think you should start a topic on dead animals since you  
		seem to be so interested in them.
    
178.105Ill be round later Boy...!!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorMon Nov 07 1994 04:1113
    Ewan...


    I think this is going to be a most pleasurable bus journey for you
    going to the Cup Final.... I hope the driver had a nice Big tub of
    Swarfega in his boot....!!
    
    
    *:@)))

    


178.106You can just wait your turn on the bus...PAKORA::EMACDONALDNinty Five % Technique,5% PowerMon Nov 07 1994 04:2113
    
    Steve,
    
    	Forget the driver having swarfega in the boot,
    	I hope he has petrol in his tank and lead in his pencil !!!!
    
        Ewan
            
    
      	P.S.
            You might get the driver to stop off at a museum that has
            a good collection of dead animals, if you are realy good 
    	    you might get to see some real animals at the zoo. 
178.107Bah! Hum Bug!UTRTSC::WARDMon Nov 07 1994 11:175
    Those of us in the Dutch branch of the Partick Thistle Supporters
    Club are becoming rather concerned at Falkirk's recent form.   We had
    hoped for worse things from you.   My teddy agrees.
    
    Ray
178.108A good come back or what..!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorTue Nov 08 1994 21:3410
    
    Falkirk 3        Kilmarnock 3
    
    Clark x2         Skilling
    Henderson        Black
                     Hendry
    
    
    HT (0-3)
    
178.109Come on Ye Raith..!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorTue Nov 22 1994 19:5422
    
    
    
    Rangers 1    Falkirk 1 
    
    Hately       Henderson
    
    
    H-T  1-0
    
    
    Falkirk weathered the storm from the first half and were lucky not 
    to be about 3-0 down at Half time, Falkirk started to play better in
    the second half and Rangers were making quite a few bad passes and
    looked a bit rattled at one point, Eddie May was unlucky not to put 
    Falkirk 1-2 up with a superb header which was tapped over the bar...
    
    
    Dundee UTD on Saturday at home......  Then off to the Cup final on
    Sunday at Ibrox.......
    
    
178.110Awwwww NaaaawPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSat Dec 03 1994 10:2612
    Last Saturdays result..


    Falkirk 1  Dundee UTD 3        HT  1-0



    Falkirk take on Hearts at Tynecastle today, lets hope todays
    performance is better than last weeks disaster.
    
    
     
178.111KIRKTN::EMACDONALDI want bars on my CELLSat Dec 03 1994 10:483
    I do not hope you win I hope you get hammered.
    
    Ewan.
178.112BaaaaahhhhhPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSat Dec 03 1994 11:445
    Well you would say that Being a sheep ..!!!!!
    
    
    You might win the B&Q cup next year..!!
    
178.113Dandy Dons.KIRKTN::EMACDONALDI want bars on my CELLSat Dec 03 1994 13:343
    
    We will beat you in the final.
     
178.114Saturdays score......Who's the bottom of the league..?PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorThu Dec 08 1994 20:006
    
    
    Hearts 1   Falkirk 1
    
    
    
178.1152 points lost...MASALA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSat Dec 10 1994 19:2814
    

    Hibs 2     Falkirk 2


    Another draw for Falkirk in a game that we should have won, Falkirk
    were down to 10 men when Big Joe got sent off but we still gave Hibs a 
    run for there money, Falkirk were first to score with a goal from 
    Colin McDonald then Hibs got a Penalty to make it 1-1, a few minuets
    later Fulton was brought down in the box and Brian Rice made it 1-2
    for the Bairns, Hibs got a late goal in the last minute of the game
    to make it 2-2.
    
    
178.116Sleep tight...!!KIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorTue Dec 27 1994 22:1533
    
    
    Falkirk 0    Motherwell 1
    


    Motherwell out played Falkirk for most of the game, There passing and
    build up was good to watch, Falkirk were without McLaughlin in defense and 
    Tony parks in goal, Falkirk had a few chances in the second half
    but failed to put the ball in the back of the net, Lamont was in goal
    (enough said about him) and committed himself too early which lead to 
    the Motherwell goal.

    Falkirk play Celtic at Hampden on new years eve, The first time we
    played Celtic it was 1-1 at Brockville and 0-2 to the bairns at
    Hampden, If Falkirk play like they did on Saturday were in trouble,
    Hopefully Parks will be back and Lamont can sit on the Bench for
    the rest of the season, McLaughlin is suspended for 2 more Matches.

    Did you know time.....!!

    Did you know the Scottish Second round tie between Inverness Thistle
    and Falkirk was postponed 29 times before finally being played on
    Thursday 22 February 1979. The original date for the game was 6th
    January. This match has found its way into the record books as the most
    postponed match in football history...

    I bet you all sleep better tonight Knowing that..


    Archie McFisty. 


178.117Mind you, me & you didni score either !!MASALA::JJACKTue Dec 27 1994 22:4012
    
    Chadwell,
    
    Was big "Yogi" Hughes playing on Saturday ?
    
    Geraldine
    
    P.S. If you play poor on Saturday, you'll probably still get a result
         as Stuart Poole will probably score more at Rosie O'Grady's the
   	 next time he's there, than our stikers will all season.
    
    
178.118Stu's on the Front of ma Brockville Bairns Book..!!KIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorTue Dec 27 1994 22:5011
     JJ..


    Yogi was playing but he didn't look fully fit,  The Boy David  had a 
    quiet game but did his best to scare  the Midfield with his good
    looks..
    
    
    Cyril 
    
    
178.119Help Ma Boab....PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorMon Jan 09 1995 19:3027
    

    Celtic 2     Falkirk 0


    The score Flatters the Irish flag wavers who forget there in Scotland 
    Playing in a Red,White and Blue stadium...!!!

    *:@))))



    Falkirk 0      Motherwell 1



    Jammy Gits   *:@)))



    Aberdeen 0   Falkirk 0
    
    
    Yawn... or should that be Baaaaaahhh
    
    

178.120Your wee No.11 looks a good prospect btw !PAKORA::JJACKMon Jan 09 1995 19:4911
    
    Re the Celtic result. Neither side played particularly well on the day.
    However, we did put two in the pokey, and the Bairns didn't. That's
    what the game is all about, so I think we just about deserved the 3
    points.
    
    Pierre
    
    P.S. I was at the match & didn't see any Irish flags ??!!
    
    
178.121Bring back Cadette.....MASALA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorWed Jan 18 1995 07:1516
        Falkirk 1    Plastic Whistle 3




    What a rank game this was, Falkirk were craper than normal and
    squandered the chances they were given, McLaughlin, Hughs, and Weir
    were missing from the defense which was non existent last night, we
    need to win on Saturday as were beginning to slide, James the 6ft 2"
    Numpty was dire, JJ needs shot for this performance (No... not you JJ
    the other JJ)  *:@)
    
    Anyway.... we will probably get humped on Saturday again ........
    
    
      
178.122Falkirk are bad, but Stav's spelling's even craperKIRKTN::JJACKWed Jan 18 1995 07:3215
    
    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but when Cadette left....did you replace him ?
    I know you signed a couple of players, but did JJ (The other one) sign
    a striker with a proven goal-scoring record ?
    You cannot expect to lose a player of Dickie's standard, and expect
    to carry on scoring. You've only got to look at the Bairns early form
    compared to now, to see where the problem lays.
    We could let you have Andy Walker for a dozen of those pies you keep
    telling us about. You know, the ones with meat in them as opposed to
    6oz of solid grease.
    If you throw in the odd lukewarm bovril, we could throw in Mike
    Galloway to bolster your defence........and your Sunday Post Crime
    Count total 8*)
    
    
178.123ON THE UP AGAIN!!!!!MASALA::CREILLYTHE KILLIE BOYSun Jan 22 1995 09:515
    
    Kilmarnock 2  Falkirk 1
    
    Black 1       ??????? 1
    McKee 1
178.124Humped again..MASALA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSun Jan 22 1995 09:553

It was John Clark who scored For Falkirk and 1 player was sent off ...
178.125Christ.... We won...!!!KIRKTN::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorMon Feb 06 1995 11:084
    Falkirk 2   Hearts 0
    
    Fulton,
    Henderson
178.126Humped.... what a surprise..!!..sack the groundsman *:@)MASALA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorTue Feb 07 1995 07:504
    Falkirk 0   Motherwell 2
    
    
    
178.127Who put the light oot...!!PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorMon Feb 20 1995 15:199
    
    Falkirk play Dundee Utd Tomorrow night and a win would take us 2 points
    behind Hearts and 3 points behind Celtic.... here's hoping....

    We play Hibs at Brockville on Saturday and also need to win this game
    to keep us out of the danger area in the table....


                            
178.128LostKIRKTN::AMILLARFilms Process Response TeamWed Feb 22 1995 23:164
    
    Dundee United 1 Falkirk 0
    
    AM
178.129WonPAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorSun Feb 26 1995 22:0712
    
    Falkirk 1     Hibs 0

    (Kirk)


    Falkirk's new boys McGrillen and Kirk put on a good first game
    performance on Saturday, Looks like JJ got a bargain swapping 
    May for these two plus receiving 100,000 as well. 
    
      

178.130Jeffries will be "Over the parrott" about it !MASALA::JJACKSun Feb 26 1995 22:278
    
    Stav,
    
    I know I got a wage rise, but it wasn't �100,000 !!!
    
    JJ
    
    
178.131Mo Mo.....eh..Mo..Mo..Mo...PAKORA::SWRIGHTUno CoCa Cola PorfavorTue Feb 28 1995 19:269
    
    Mo Johnston signed for Falkirk on a free transfer plus hearts got 
    Colin Cramb in the deal. No figures about his pay etc have been released
    but im sure Jeffrey's wouldn't fork out 3k a week on Mo Jo. Hearts may
    have given Falkirk some cash in the deal but nothing had been said yet. 

    At a press conference earlier Mo-Jo was heard Mumbling "Ive always
    wanted to play for Falkirk".......   *:@)

178.132UTRTSC::WARDThu Mar 02 1995 17:143
    Lock up yer tracksuits (allegedly) ..
    
    Ray
178.133Mo Mo super mo.....I always wanted to end my career with FalkirkKIRKTN::CPATRICKM|O|T|O|R|O|L|A|95Sat Mar 04 1995 13:5016
    re-2
    
    Steve,
    	   Falkirk paid �100,000 for Mo-Jo and Hearts gave it straight
    	   to Mo as a "see you later payment", Falkirk also gave the
           tracksuit salesman a �100,000 signing on fee, but stressed
           he will be on the same wages as the rest of the Falkirk team
           and not the �3,000 a week Hearts were paying him.
    
    	   As for Colin Cramb, Hearts paid �50,000 for the 21 year old
    	   centre forward who had only played 3 first team games for
           Falkirk before falling out with boss jim Jeffries over an
           alleged incident whilst on a weeks holiday in Marbella
           with the rest of the 1st team.
    
           SQF Jambo #1 
178.134CorrectionMASALA::AMILLARFilms Process Response TeamSat Mar 04 1995 16:2610
KIRKTN::CPATRICK "M|O|T|O|R|O|L|A|95"                16 lines   4-MAR-1995 13:50
     -< Mo Mo super mo.....I always wanted to end my career with Falkirk >-
     
    Colin,
    	I think his actual words were
             "Falkirk will finish my career"      8-))
    
    Archie
    
    
178.135UTRTSC::WARDTue Mar 07 1995 17:175
    Don't ypu believe it - Mojo will be back at Firhill to end his football
    days - I believe there is a vacancy for the macaroon bar man's job ..
    
    Ray
    
178.136Hibernation's over.KIRKTN::GBRUCETue Mar 07 1995 18:303
    Where did you just wake up from then?
    
    
178.137Safe at last me thinks!!MASALA::GDOUGALLThe BookieSun Mar 26 1995 14:4211
    
    A vital "6pointer" for the Bairns yesterday against Killie,who after
    losing to The Scottish Cup Winners come May,have looked to lost their
    way a little bit,
    
    Can some diehard Bairn tell me how many goals Steve Kirk has scored for
    the club since his recent arrival from Motherwell,I thought he had
    scored 3,but I was informed that he had scored 4,a slight difference
    of opinion between a Bhoy/Hun.........
    
                         Greg.
178.138MASALA::SWRIGHTThu Mar 30 1995 21:447
    Greg..
    
    
    He's scored 3 times out of 4 games
    
    
    
178.139*:@)MASALA::SWRIGHTanything for the weekend sir..?Sat Apr 15 1995 20:168
    
    FALKIRK 3   MOTHERWELL 0
    
    Kirk,Weir
    Fulton
    
    
    
178.140Celtic at home next SaturdayMASALA::SWRIGHTanything for the weekend sir..?Sun Apr 23 1995 08:588
    
    
    Hibs 0   Falkirk 2
    
             (Clark,McDonald)
    
    
              
178.142PAKORA::SWRIGHTAnything for the weekend sir..?Thu Jun 01 1995 03:3211
                             Coca Cola Cup Draw
                            ********************
    
    QOS or Queens Park vs Falkirk
    
    Falkirk District Council have given the Go Ahead for the New 
    15,000 all seated stadium to be built at Middlefield which
    will start in Autumn.
    
    
    
178.143Falkirk 0KIRKTN::DMACKAYTue Jun 06 1995 02:3810
     
     15,000...... Falkirk will take about 3 games to get 15,000 people
     into the ground...
    
     QOS or Queens park...HHhhmmmmmm I seem to remember a few months ago
     when You Bairns were getting excited about the prospect of getting
     into Europe, Parma,B,Munich,Liverpool ....... Na I think you ought
     to stick to the QOS/QUEEN PARK,S of this world.
    
                            Dougie.
178.144Some chappie's been in yer accountMASALA::SWRIGHTAnything for the weekend sir..?Tue Jun 06 1995 03:127
    
    Looks like your Accounts been tampered with Dougie...
    Either that or you have a short memory..


    *:@)))

178.145Good Bye to the Bairns noteMASALA::SWRIGHTAre souls CleanThu Jun 22 1995 06:517
    
    Well its goodbye to the Falkirk note and Hope we have as good a season 
    as we did the last one , Look forward to the new stadium next season and
    hopefully some new faces in the team....!!
    
    
    Steve.  
178.146I've got 27 hrs 3 minutes leftMASALA::JCRONINThe CrowThu Jun 22 1995 16:563
    Hopefully you might be standing on the seats next season.
    
    Ferry Jambo