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| 965.1 | | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Tue May 19 1992 23:21 | 3 |
| For programmers, maybe they don't like getting bits stuck in their
teeth. Also, they prefer larger meals - in a word, two bytes is
insufficient.
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| 965.2 | Obvious ... | ULYSSE::WADE | | Wed May 20 1992 04:13 | 4 |
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They avoid programmers because of the risk of
catching a code. In the node.
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| 965.3 | | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed May 20 1992 09:17 | 1 |
| Because they can't C.
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| 965.4 | | KAOFS::S_BROOK | | Wed May 20 1992 09:37 | 1 |
| Motor mechanics because they grind their teeth.
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| 965.5 | May be a little backwards. | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Wed May 20 1992 10:58 | 1 |
| I would have said, motor mechanics because of the grease. 8^)
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| 965.6 | | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed May 20 1992 15:15 | 3 |
| Cannibals don't eat X because of the grease (oil).
There are lots of possible candidates for X.
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| 965.7 | Sondheim plays this game | THEBAY::GOODMAN | That was Zen, this is Tao | Wed May 20 1992 18:33 | 21 |
| In _Sweeney_Todd,_the_Demon_Barber_of_Fleet_Street_, there's a song called
something like "Have a Bit of Priest" which has some jokes like this...
It's priest. Try a bit of priest.
Is it any good?
Sir, it's too good, at least.
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh...
...the clergy is really too coarse and too mealy.
Try actor, that's compacter.
Yes, and always arrives overdone...
How about some tinker?
Something pinker.
Some potter?
Something hotter.
Some Tailor?
Paler.
Locksmith?
...
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| 965.8 | I first heard this in the 4th grade. (it was funny, then) | CUPMK::SLOANE | Communication is the key | Thu May 21 1992 06:08 | 6 |
| Why don't cannibals eat old maids and old bachelors?
They hate leftovers.
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| 965.9 | | DATABS::LASHER | Working... | Thu May 21 1992 08:09 | 5 |
| Why would a health-conscious cannibal decline to eat H. Ross Perot?
Too rich.
Lew Lasher
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| 965.10 | | PAOIS::HILL | Anything goes, except incest & folk-dance | Fri May 22 1992 06:09 | 19 |
| Re .9
Was that politically correct?
Does it offend against the Conference policies?
Does it matter?
:-) :-)
Why won't a cannibal eat a pound of politician's brains?
Either:
They've never been used so they're too expensive
Or:
You have to kill too many politicians to get a pound of brains.
Nick
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